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"...and then the Dinky Winky
Bunny asked porcupine,
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"'Are you my mommy?'
(DOOR OPENING)
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"The porcupine said,
'I'm too bristly
to be your mommy.
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"Go ask wise owl.'
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"So the Dinky
Winky Bunny...
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"Hop, hop, hopped
over to wise owl's tree."
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Hey, Jeff.
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Oh, hey!
I'm reading to the baby.
You want to read some?
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Oh, it's not really
my thing.
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Oh, come on.
We could pick
an easier book.
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Oh, dagnabbit.
That's a good one.
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No, thanks.
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The only thing
I want to read is
"drink responsibly"
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on the side of my beer can.
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Then ignore it.
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Come on, just try it.
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You didn't listen
to classical music with us.
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You won't read to her.
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When are you gonna
get involved with our baby?
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When it's here,
when we actually have one.
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After it burrows its way
out of this whole mess.
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I think it's gonna be
just like groundhog day,
you know?
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The baby's gonna come out,
take one look at her dad,
and then crawl back in.
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I just don't see
why you're doing
all this baby stuff
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when it's not even
here yet.
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She can hear things,
can't you?
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Can't you,
my precious little angel?
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I don't think
anyone needs to hear that.
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She moved.
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You see? She likes it.
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I'm thinking
her move was...
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(INAUDIBLE)
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(IMITATES CRYING)
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♪ How many ways
to say I love you?
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♪ How many ways
to say that I'm not scared?
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♪ With you by my side
There is no denying
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♪ I can't wait
for me and you ♪
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Sir, have you
by any chance
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seen today's
Wall Street Journal?
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Ah, you know what?
I'm more of a USA Today guy.
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Check out this
informative pie chart.
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The red is winning.
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That'll be all, Timmy.
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No, it won't, sir.
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Today's Journal
has a guest column
entitled,
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"The influence
of foreign capital
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"on the New York
real estate market."
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Snoozer.
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By Russell Dunbar.
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Ah, that's me!
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Give me, give me.
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Yes, it is you,
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despite the fact
that I wrote that article
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and gave it to you
for feedback.
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Oh, yeah.
I read it. I wasn't a fan.
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That'll be all, Timmy.
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No, it won't, sir.
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For five years,
I've been toiling
in obscurity,
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waiting for the day
when I finally
get the credit I deserve.
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But instead,
I get this.
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I give you credit
all the time.
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Name me one instance.
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Yesterday.
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I cut one in the elevator.
I told everyone it was you.
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It wasn't me.
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Says he who denied it.
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How did my article
get published
with your byline?
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Oh, they called me
and asked me
if I had an editorial.
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And I looked down,
and yours was
right in the trash.
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And you just took
the opportunity
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to send it in as your own?
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Yes, I sent it in
because my assistant
was nowhere to be found...
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Probably loading up
on fiber
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for his next
elevator adventure.
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That will be all, Timmy.
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Hey.
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So, Russell,
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our wedding is less than
three months away.
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Are you gonna let us
use your house
in the Bahamas
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for our honeymoon
or what?
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Uh, have you considered
my terms?
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I'm not up for sharesies
on our wedding night.
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How about I fly in
the next night?
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No!
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Oh, hey.
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Nice editorial
in the Journal by the way.
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Oh, yeah, thanks.
I worked really hard on it.
Yeah.
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Absolutely deplorable.
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Look, the truth
of the matter is,
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is that it was
not Mr. Dunbar
who wrote the article.
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I wrote it.
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Um, I don't think so,
Timmy.
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This picture
looks exactly like Russell.
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And a little
like Anne Heche.
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Acclaimed actress,
sexual boundary pusher...
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I'll take it.
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Besides, if I didn't
write the article,
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then why am I
being asked to speak
at this business seminar?
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"Real estate
strategies expo."
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You've got to be
kidding me.
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I'll save you
a seat, buddy.
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Not going.
Aw.
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Whoa. Whoa, whoa, buddy.
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Look, I don't know
how they do it
where you come from...
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Yeah.
Okay?
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But here,
in this country,
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we support our friends
when we do something good.
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He didn't do any...
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Oh, yeah.
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I was the one who...
Here we do it.
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Hey.
Hey.
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Jeff, Audrey's not with you?
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She's up in the apartment
reading to the baby.
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Um, but the baby's
still in Brenda.
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She thinks you can
bond with the baby
before it's born.
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Oh. Well, she's right.
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You see,
the final trimester...
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A fetus's senses,
including hearing,
are almost fully developed.
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I mean, they can be
very receptive
to outside stimulus,
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So...
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What? I... I read things.
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All right.
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I saw it on The Talk.
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It's like The View,
but it's on CBS.
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So it can actually work?
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Yeah, and it's nice
that Audrey's
getting a head start.
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Nice?
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Kid's gonna be on her side
before it even comes out.
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A mini Audrey.
Mmm.
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My worst nightmare.
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It's not like you win
any arguments anyway.
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That's true.
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Imagine a little
micro Audrey
next to her,
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cheering her on.
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"Yeah, mommy, get him!
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"Cut him down!
Nail him, mom."
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Whoa, dude.
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You looked
just like Chucky
when you did that.
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Yeah. Youthful star
of a successful
film franchise...
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I'll take it.
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Hey, Bren.
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(DOOR CLOSING)
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(WHISPERING) Bren.
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Hey, it's your dad,
Jeff Bingham.
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How's it goin'?
Everything okay in there?
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I'm looking forward
to meeting you.
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I have already set up
your 529 plan.
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It's a way
to save for college
with some nice tax benefits.
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(BABY VOICE)
But I don't want
to go to college.
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I want to be a stripper!
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Sorry to wake you.
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I was just
talking to the baby,
trying to bond with it.
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Oh, well, then maybe
don't call her "it."
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(SIGHS)
This whole thing
is stupid, really.
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No, it's not.
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I mean, you know,
everything you're saying is,
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but when Audrey talks,
she moves.
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It's like she's responding
to her voice.
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All right.
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She has her book.
I've got mine.
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O Shea can you see,
the Mookie Wilson story.
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Jeff, do you
really think...
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"Chapter one"...
Okay.
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So you can
relax in here
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until it's time
for you to speak.
All right.
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And your speech
is on the teleprompter.
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All right. Not too many
big words, right?
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It's your article.
They're all your words.
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Yeah, 'cause I wrote it.
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Is there anything else
that I can do for you?
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Actually, there is.
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During my speech,
I'm gonna use
this laser pointer
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to highlight a few
specific female members
of the audience.
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Those are the ones
I'd like to be brought back
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for the after-partay.
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Oh.
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I guess we can arrange
some sort of meet and greet
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after the "Q" and "A".
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The "Q" and...
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"A."
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Meaning?
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Questions and answers
with the audience.
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Oh, great.
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Yeah, I can
ask the ladies
some questions...
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A little weeding out
before the after-party.
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I got to tell you,
my process is not rigorous.
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Mr. Dunbar,
members of the audience
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will be asking you
questions.
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About what?
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Your article.
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Oh, bummer.
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Hey, tell you what...
Here's an idea.
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What if they don't ask me
questions?
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That might be fun.
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Oh, we could go
see the new James Bond
movie at 7:40.
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Would you stop that?
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(SIGHS) But you haven't
caught one yet.
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Yeah, because
I'm not playing.
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That's not your call.
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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Hey, Russell, what's up?
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Right now?
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Leave us alone,
you little weasel.
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Um, he says,
"industrious mammal
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"known for his cleverness
and guile."
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He'll take it.
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He wants us to go
be in the audience
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at that place he's speaking.
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Oh, give me the phone.
Here.
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So, um, we'd be happy
to help you out
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if you help us out
with our honeymoon.
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No, not like that.
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We want your house
in the Bahamas.
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Nice doing
business with you.
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Why don't you
open your mouth.
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"Chapter four...
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"It was a chilly morning
as the tidewater tides
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"set out on
the nine-hour drive
to Chattanooga.
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"We called the bus
'Old Rusty'
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"because it was old
and rusty."
Okay! Okay.
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You know what?
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This isn't working.
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The baby hasn't moved once.
She hates this.
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We hate this.
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I feel so stupid
reading to your big,
fat belly.
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Eh, just sustaining
the life of your child,
but whatever.
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Look, Jeff, if you
don't want to do this,
you don't have to.
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It just doesn't make
any sense.
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It's just another
of those stupid ideas
that Audrey latches onto,
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like when she decided
to compost
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and we had
a bucket of worms
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sitting on the counter
for a month.
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She moved.
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Really?
Yeah.
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Look at that.
I made her move.
What did I say?
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(LAUGHING) I don't know...
You were just bitching
about Audrey.
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Maybe the baby likes that.
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I'm sure
it was just a coincidence.
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Let's find out.
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Last year, we threw $800
at your mother's
knitting hobby.
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You know what we have
to show for it?
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One sock that doesn't fit
in a shoe.
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She's dancing in there.
Can you cancel
your dinner plans?
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Can you seriously complain
about Audrey for that long?
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Oh, please,
the challenge will
be getting it all in
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before the kid arrives.
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So, next year,
I see a definite return
of about 6.5% to 7.5%
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on income-producing
commercial properties.
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So, in conclusion...
250
00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:40,218
This one here.
251
00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:43,221
This one on the end.
252
00:12:44,639 --> 00:12:46,391
And I'd like some of that.
All right?
253
00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:48,602
Okay.
254
00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:49,768
Thank you.
Peace!
255
00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:52,731
(SCATTERED APPLAUSE)
256
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,860
Mr. Dunbar will now
take your questions.
257
00:12:57,902 --> 00:13:01,239
Okay, here we go.
Random person. Uh...
258
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:02,323
You, sir, back there.
259
00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:07,579
Mr. Dunbar...
260
00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:10,123
I understand that
in five years,
you'll be 40.
261
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:13,251
Why, thank you.
Yes, I will.
262
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,044
Great question.
263
00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:17,422
Any other questions?
Anyone? Anyone at all?
264
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:18,339
Mr. Dunbar, please.
265
00:13:19,798 --> 00:13:21,301
How about you back there
in the fun top?
266
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,262
Sparkles. (CHUCKLES)
267
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:27,140
Mr. Dunbar,
would it be okay
if I showed you my...
268
00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:28,266
Nope.
269
00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:33,772
Given the current
economic volatility
270
00:13:33,812 --> 00:13:36,441
in countries
such as Spain and Greece,
271
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:39,110
I'd like to know...
Are you single?
272
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:45,533
Well, yes, woman who
should be selling it
a little more,
273
00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:46,785
I am single.
274
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:48,620
(GROANS)
275
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:53,040
Come on!
276
00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:55,084
No, it's good.
You got picked
for the after-party.
277
00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:57,671
Oh, see if you can get
a plus-one.
278
00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:03,301
Oh, oh.
279
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:08,055
So I'll be in my chair
and all comfy watching TV,
without fail...
280
00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:09,808
"Jeff, can you
come in here?
281
00:14:09,848 --> 00:14:12,977
"We need to discuss
something unimportant
that can absolutely wait."
282
00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:18,525
"Oh, I'm Audrey.
283
00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:21,986
"What would I rather have,
$800 or a closet full
of yarn?"
284
00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:27,200
Jeff.
Hold on,
I'm on a roll here.
285
00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:29,494
Here's a little tip.
286
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,204
Don't ever ask your mom
"How was your day?"
287
00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:32,539
Unless you've got
an hour to kill.
288
00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:34,499
Jeff.
289
00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:42,549
How was your day?
290
00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:47,595
What you've heard is true.
291
00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:52,308
For some women,
the satisfaction I provide
is almost too intense.
292
00:14:56,354 --> 00:15:00,817
(SIGHS) This better be
one hell of a beach house.
293
00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:02,485
Well, I feel like
we're done here.
294
00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:06,030
No, we're not.
I have a question.
295
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:08,700
Mr. Dunbar, the premise
of your article
296
00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:11,619
seems to be
that the New York market
can withstand
297
00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:13,747
the fluctuations
and vagaries of
the foreign market.
298
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,248
Yeah.
299
00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:19,252
How is this affected
by falling interest rates?
300
00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:24,298
It's nice to get
an intelligent
question finally.
301
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:26,593
I'm talking
to you two bozos
in the back.
302
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:30,179
Yes, I do know a ton
about real estate.
303
00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:31,472
I made a killing
when I sold
304
00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:33,558
my Bahamas beach house
two years ago.
305
00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:36,436
Oh, come on!
306
00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:38,271
What about
the after-party?
307
00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:42,233
Mr. Dunbar,
can you answer the query?
308
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:45,069
(LAUGHING)
You hear that, Tim?
She called you a query.
309
00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:51,117
Frankly, Mr. Dunbar,
I see no reason
to continue,
310
00:15:51,158 --> 00:15:53,828
as you've made a mockery
of this entire evening.
311
00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:57,081
I hear what
you're saying. I do.
312
00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:58,958
And, uh...
I'll tell you what.
313
00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:00,293
There you go.
314
00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:03,588
You earned it.
Come on!
315
00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:07,258
So you finally decide
to bond with our baby,
316
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,760
and you do it
by insulting me?
317
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:14,974
Maybe try reading to her.
318
00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:16,601
I did.
Ha, well, he did.
319
00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:19,395
Mookie Wilson?
320
00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,316
Nice choice for a baby.
321
00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:26,611
Oh, I'm sorry,
how many world series rings
does Dinky Winky Bunny have?
322
00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:30,949
How would you like it
if I did it to you, huh?
323
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:34,243
(DEEP VOICE) "Hi, I'm Jeff.
Feed me and give me sex."
324
00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:37,288
Oh, she knows what I want.
How come I never get it?
325
00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,751
Heads up, kid.
Don't play Daddy's
"pull my finger" game.
326
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:43,461
Don't you dare ruin that
for me.
327
00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:47,173
Ruin? It's disgusting.
It's a fun game.
328
00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:49,300
I make it seem like
one thing's connected
to the other.
329
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:50,301
That's all I'm gonna say.
330
00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:53,220
Here's a little secret.
331
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:56,223
If you don't
pull Daddy's finger,
he's gonna do it anyway.
332
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:57,684
Am not.
Are too.
333
00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:59,727
Oh, God,
what am I doing?
334
00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:02,188
You're acting crazy,
and you're making me
act crazy.
335
00:17:02,229 --> 00:17:04,398
Speaking of things
that are gonna
happen anyway...
336
00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:08,194
Come on, what is this
really about?
337
00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:09,570
You want me to do
all this baby stuff.
338
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:12,031
That baby's
not even here yet.
We're not ready.
339
00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:14,742
She's gonna be here
in less than two months.
340
00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:15,910
Please tell me
you're close to ready.
341
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:18,955
I'm in the ballpark.
342
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:20,748
(SIGHS)
343
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:22,876
All right, babe.
You know what?
344
00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:24,002
I don't know
if I'm ready either.
345
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:25,920
Really?
346
00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:29,423
Okay, just to be clear here,
one of you has to take her.
347
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:38,265
Look, I don't know if
you can ever really be ready
for a baby.
348
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:39,767
You know,
but we got to figure
this thing out together,
349
00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:41,019
as a team.
350
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:45,439
Sorry I said all that stuff
about you to our kid.
351
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:46,357
You know
I think you're solid.
352
00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:48,026
Sure.
353
00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:50,152
Romance,
time of death...
354
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:51,654
8:17.
355
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,950
We've developed
a shorthand.
It's fine.
356
00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:57,744
Look, let's make a deal
never to fight
in front of the baby.
357
00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:00,496
We have to remain
a united front,
358
00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:01,622
because she
could divide us.
359
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,291
Oh, yeah.
360
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,044
Yeah, babies have ruined
far better couples than us.
361
00:18:08,046 --> 00:18:10,882
Wait. There are
better couples than you?
362
00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:11,966
Oh.
363
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:15,845
You stay out of this.
364
00:18:15,887 --> 00:18:17,805
And you, you...
365
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,640
You are not
gonna divide us,
little girl.
366
00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:20,725
We're onto your game.
367
00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:24,311
But we're smarter than you.
368
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:28,190
Mmm. It's a lot closer
than it should be.
369
00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:34,030
Hey, hey, Tim!
370
00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:36,657
Boss man did okay
up there, huh?
371
00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:38,910
Well, if your goal was
to make me feel betrayed
372
00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:41,704
and utterly underappreciated,
then, yes, you did okay.
373
00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:44,958
Look, I know
what you're trying to say,
374
00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:48,461
and I'd love to get you
in the after-party,
but I don't think I can.
375
00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:50,463
Honestly,
they're super tight
with the list.
376
00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:51,839
Tim, wait.
377
00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:56,094
What do you want me to say...
I'm sorry I stole
your article?
378
00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:58,345
Yes.
379
00:18:58,387 --> 00:18:59,555
And it was
a selfish thing to do?
380
00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:01,474
Yes.
381
00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:04,435
And maybe I did it
because I'm threatened
about how smart you are?
382
00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:08,064
You really
feel that way, sir?
383
00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:10,775
No, I'm just asking
if that's one of the things
you want me to say.
384
00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:13,069
Excuse me, Mr. Dunbar.
385
00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:14,737
I never got a chance
to ask my question
about your article.
386
00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:16,030
Okay, yeah.
387
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:19,993
You know what?
Ask this guy.
388
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:22,161
He wrote the article...
389
00:19:23,037 --> 00:19:24,288
Every word.
390
00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:27,125
Well, thank you, sir.
I appreciate that.
391
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:32,379
Now...you have
a question for me.
392
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:35,591
Well, all your estimates
are based on a fixed value
for the euro,
393
00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:39,345
but given
the current volatility
of the European market,
394
00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:41,722
doesn't that make
all your findings
completely irrelevant?
395
00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:44,809
Gut punch.
396
00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:51,065
(CLEARING THROAT)
Well, uh, that certainly is
an interesting point
397
00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:53,151
that you raise.
398
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:56,612
I think, uh, what I was
trying to get at was, um...
399
00:19:57,237 --> 00:19:58,322
Mr. Dunbar?
400
00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:03,285
To be honest, Tim,
I had the same question.
401
00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:07,206
Excuse me.
Oh, thank God.
402
00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:08,749
I heard something
about an after-party.
403
00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:10,292
Oh, yeah, you did.
Come along, now.
404
00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:14,714
Ah, let me know
how that turns out, guys.
405
00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:23,848
Is it true you're the third
fastest man in the world?
406
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,224
(CHUCKLES) Guilty.
407
00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:28,602
But not when it counts.
408
00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:31,689
(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)
No, not when it counts.
409
00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:35,609
Is it true
that you were
on SEAL Team 6?
410
00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:38,863
Ooh. I...
411
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,948
Am not at liberty
to comment on that.
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