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Hey, Timmy.
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I scored us
some dates tonight.
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It's too bad
you're wearing that,
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but I guess you're used
to not getting laid.
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And why, exactly,
do you need me?
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Because Amy,
this chick I'm dating,
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has a friend in town
who refuses to leave
us alone.
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You know what that means.
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Operation rodeo clown.
Yeah.
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And your mission?
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To distract Amy's friend,
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thereby freeing you
to lasso your date
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for your own
personal hoedown.
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Good man.
You know, over the years,
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you've become
quite an accomplished
little clown.
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I should get you
a red nose.
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Not so fast.
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What's the matter
with this girl
I'm meant to distract?
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Nothing.
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Pretty,
normal height and weight,
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all her teeth.
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Believe me,
you've clowned worse.
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Even if all that is true,
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the intellect of the girls
you keep company with
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often precludes the chance
of any interesting dialogue.
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They're stupid.
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No, they're not.
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Sir, the last time
I clowned for you,
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the first question
my date asked was,
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"Who is your
favorite Kardashian?"
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Well, that's a
dumb question.
Exactly.
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Because the answer is Kimmy,
unless you're a moron.
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Sir, I really would...
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Though I was
into Kourtney
for this long.
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But you know what?
Who was I kidding?
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That Kimmy K.
turns around,
and good-D!
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I mean, it's big,
but I like it.
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♪ How many ways
to say I love you?
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♪ How many ways
to say that I'm not scared?
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♪ With you by my side
There is no denying
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♪ I can't wait
for me and you ♪
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COMMENTATOR:
Whoa, the home side
has something going now,
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and the crowd is loving it.
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It's the bottom
of the eighth inning...
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Why is the TV
from the bedroom out here?
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Well, you've heard
of picture in picture.
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I invented
picture on picture.
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Why?
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Well, there's two games on.
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This way,
I can hold my fork
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instead of the remote.
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What are you eating?
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Chocolate chip pancakes
with sprinkles.
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Please tell me the diner
accidentally gave you
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some child's order.
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Yeah.
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Come on, it's a
beautiful day outside.
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I'm going to go
for a walk in the park,
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get a little cardio.
Come with me.
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It's the game.
I'm good.
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Nothing I am
looking at here
conveys that.
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Come on, you're going
to be a father.
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You have to start taking
your health seriously now.
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All right, we'll take a walk
when there's a commercial.
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It is a commercial.
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On both.
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Fine.
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At least return
Adam and Jen's
salad spinner, okay?
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I told them
you'd bring it by today.
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You lied.
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Hello?
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Anyone here?
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Just returning your thing.
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(SIGHS)
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Idiots.
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Well, I don't want
to be here,
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but at least I got
to pay my own cover.
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Hmm.
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I see the normal bevy
of vapid 20-somethings.
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Nary a peg leg
among them.
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I guess
that's a win for me.
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I had you clown one peg leg
for me two years ago,
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I never hear the end of it.
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Hey, Russell.
Hey, there's Amy.
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Amy, this is Timmy.
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Oh, Timmy,
I'm happy to meet you.
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And I you.
What?
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Was that enough words?
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Yes.
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Sorry, I've got to run
to the ladies' room.
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My mother should be here
any minute.
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Okay.
Ah.
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Her mother?
Well, isn't that lovely.
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I guess I shan't be speaking
of the Kardashians tonight
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but rather of female
bone density loss.
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If you play it right,
you'll contribute to my
bone density gain.
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Yoo-hoo.
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Oh, hi, Russell.
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It's nice
to see you again.
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And I you.
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Joan, this is Timmy.
Timmy, Joan.
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Hi, Timmy,
nice to meet you.
Good evening.
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I am so sorry I'm late.
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Amy and I spent all day
at the Whitney.
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Oh, I thought
the Jay Defeo
retrospective there
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was wonderful.
Me too.
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It's so nice to
meet a fellow fan
of the arts.
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You know,
the Whitney may well be
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my favorite museum
in the city.
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Oh, I had the very same
feeling today.
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Oh, hey, Mom.
Hi, sweetie.
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The old broad
is lapping up
this museum crap.
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Segue into Charlie Rose,
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and you'll keep her
ocupado all night. Whoo!
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But I don't
want to tell you
how to clown.
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(HONKS)
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All right,
less than 26 hours
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till we watch
the meteor shower
up on the roof.
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Huh?
You pumped?
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You stoked?
You jazzed?
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Sure.
Yeah.
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I figure we will watch
nature's majestic light show
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and then maybe we bang.
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Now we're talking.
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So check it out,
check it out.
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I got us something
that is going
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to make this whole night
even better.
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Cupcakes.
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Uh, wait a minute,
there were...there were two.
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What happened
to the other one?
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Oh, here's a clue.
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I think Jeff came by
and returned this.
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Oh, so you're saying
that Jeff saw
the cupcake thieves.
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Jeff is the thief!
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Oh, no, I'm...
I'm with you now.
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Uh-oh, this is...
This is not good.
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What's the big deal?
It's just a cupcake.
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No, it's a pot cupcake.
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What are you doing?
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I don't know.
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(LAUGHS) Okay.
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Did you eat two cans
of cold chili?
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I don't know.
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(KNOCK AT DOOR)
(LAUGHING) Come in.
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What?
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Hey.
Hey.
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Hey, two TVs, nice.
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Why aren't they on?
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I don't know.
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Are you feeling
all right, Jeff?
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I don't know.
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Audrey, Jeff ate
one of our cupcakes.
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Ugh, he is an animal.
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I don't even know
what to do with him
anymore.
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It wasn't even that good.
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Tasted kind of funny.
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That's because
they're made with pot.
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Are you telling me
I'm goofed up on
grass right now?
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Yeah.
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Audrey, those dirty
hippies dosed me.
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I adore Edward Hopper.
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His paintings represent,
I don't know, truth to me.
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Yes.
(GIGGLES)
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Such simple themes,
such raw emotion.
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Mmm.
Yes, totes raw.
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My ex-husband
wouldn't know a Hopper
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if it smacked him
in the face. (LAUGHS)
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Boy, would I like
to smack him in the face.
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Come on, Mom.
Don't be like that.
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No, too many lies
for too long, just...
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Please, you're here
to take your mind off Dad.
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Yeah, yeah,
we're all here to take
our mind off everything.
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Amy, you want to
grab some more drinks
for us all?
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She's bumming me out.
Kick it into hyper clown.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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So, Joan,
I take it your divorce
was rather recent?
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Yes, it's just, um,
six weeks now.
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But the marriage
hasn't been good for years.
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Hmm.
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Well, what's important here
is figuring out
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how to move on
and get on with your life.
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I could think of a way
to, uh...get on with things.
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Oh, great.
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Hmm. I hope
it includes counseling.
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(LAUGHS)
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It can be very therapeutic
to shed a few tears.
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I think that it would
be more therapeutic
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to shed some clothing.
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I don't think
I'm understanding.
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I know things, Timmy.
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Sexual things.
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Things that would
blow your mind.
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Take me back
to my hotel.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Is the water helping?
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No, not really.
My teeth still feel
enormous.
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I can't believe
this is the first time
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you've ever been high.
It's okay.
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It's okay, though.
I got you.
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You are not going
to take this journey alone.
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Are you holding my hand?
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You know that
I am, brother.
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Get out.
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It's okay.
It's okay, buddy.
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Look, I have guided
more than my fair share
of first-timers.
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Is he trying
to have sex with me?
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Where's his other hand?
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Okay, come on, Adam.
Let's go.
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Okay, all right.
Look...
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But if you need me,
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I've got bean burritos,
glow sticks,
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and a bubble machine.
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I don't feel right, Aud.
Just give it some time.
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No, something's wrong.
Something's definitely wrong.
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Okay, honey.
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This is the first time
you've been high.
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How you're feeling
is actually normal.
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No, that's not it.
No, look, I...
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It's not just
the wacky tobacky.
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I... Oh, my God, I think
I'm having a heart attack.
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Well, that would be
indigestion from
all that chili.
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No, I'm definitely
having a heart attack.
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Call 911.
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Honey,
I'm right about this.
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The pot
is making you paranoid.
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No, you're wrong.
Call.
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Fine.
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Pfft!
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If I don't make it,
there's a bank account
you don't know about.
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Again, I am so sorry
to have wasted your time.
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Just so... So I'm clear,
what was the problem again?
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Indigestion.
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Indigestion.
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Right, right.
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And it's likely our patient
will make a full recovery?
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From a tummy ache?
Yeah.
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You feel better?
I know I do.
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(LAUGHS)
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Fine, you were right.
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And I guess I feel
a little better.
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I think I'm losing
my high-ness,
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your highness.
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(LAUGHS)
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No, still high.
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Hey.
Good morning, Timmy.
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You know, last night
started out a little rough,
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but you turned in
some solid clown work.
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Happy to help, sir.
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Very happy.
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Yeah, I made
some progress with Amy.
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Got a little second base
over the shirt action.
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00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:03,848
Congratulations, sir.
253
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,808
Definitely something
a man of your age
should be boasting about.
254
00:12:07,768 --> 00:12:10,397
By the way,
cancel your
non-plans tonight,
255
00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:11,481
'cause we're all
going out again.
256
00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:12,773
(SCATTING)
257
00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:15,860
Yes, Joan mentioned that.
258
00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:25,203
You know, Amy and I
just made those plans
this morning.
259
00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:26,037
Why were you talking
to Joan?
260
00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:28,540
Oh, no special reason.
261
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:31,501
Hold on a second.
262
00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:32,877
Hmm?
263
00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:35,380
Are you happy?
264
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,384
Me?
No, miserable as ever.
265
00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:42,220
Why are you smiling?
266
00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:44,556
I'm not smiling.
267
00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:51,145
Did you sleep
with her mother?
268
00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:54,566
Sleep? No.
269
00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:57,652
I mean,
who could sleep with
270
00:12:57,694 --> 00:12:59,487
all that crazy
sexual activity?
271
00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:00,614
Whoa!
272
00:13:01,615 --> 00:13:03,283
For real?
273
00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:04,783
Oh, yes.
274
00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:06,202
She was quite
the spirited partner.
275
00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:10,415
The yoga she does
thrice weekly
keeps everything,
276
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:12,041
you know,
where one wants it.
277
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,212
But kudos to you
for brushing your hand
against a be-sweatered boob.
278
00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:22,801
Wait, so you scored,
and I didn't?
279
00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:24,053
That's not the way
it's supposed to work.
280
00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:25,179
This is bananas.
281
00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:28,642
And you know, sir,
maybe tonight
282
00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:30,101
you could be a lamb
and keep Amy out of the way?
283
00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:34,230
I really don't
want her blocking
the old Timmy shimmy.
284
00:13:37,858 --> 00:13:39,402
Hold on,
you're not saying that...
285
00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:41,529
Yes, sir.
286
00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:43,406
It appears
I'll be needing
your clown services.
287
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,465
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
288
00:14:09,848 --> 00:14:11,225
(PHONE RINGS)
289
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:16,063
Hey, Jeff.
Sweat out all the pot yet?
290
00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:18,149
Aud, I think I'm having
another heart attack.
291
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,651
"Another"?
You didn't have a first one.
292
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:21,986
You were right that time.
293
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:24,322
But this time,
I'm not hopped up
on the Mary Jane.
294
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,699
Honey, just go
to the drug store
295
00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:26,866
and get some more antacids.
296
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,703
I really don't think
that's it.
297
00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:31,329
Well, then, take a cab
and go to the hospital.
298
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,040
All right, I will.
299
00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:42,215
Wait, Jeff's going
to pay for a cab?
300
00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:49,055
MAN ON TV:
I'd like to propose
an amendment
301
00:14:49,096 --> 00:14:52,266
to House bill HR-1698,
302
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:54,477
a supplement to
the Highway Bridge
Capital Budget Act.
303
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:59,148
Either those cupcakes
have kicked in,
304
00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:01,818
or these are the
best Vienna sausages
on the planet.
305
00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:06,364
So should we, uh,
head up to the roof
306
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:07,948
for the meteor banging?
307
00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:13,621
No.
No, no, not...not yet.
308
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:16,416
What are you watching?
309
00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:17,458
It's right up there
in the corner.
310
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,210
It's called Ka-span.
311
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,341
What's it about?
312
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,845
See the guy right there
in the tie, who's talking?
313
00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:30,471
Mmm-hmm.
I think that's Ka-span.
314
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,851
He wants to build this...
this bridge, right?
315
00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:36,895
But then there's the
other guy right there
316
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,229
who doesn't want him
to build a bridge.
317
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:40,565
Whoa.
318
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:44,569
And who's that lady?
319
00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:48,322
I think it's a witch.
320
00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:53,953
Hey.
321
00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:54,995
Hi.
Hi.
322
00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:56,038
Hi.
323
00:15:57,582 --> 00:15:59,208
Gosh, I don't know why
Amy isn't here yet.
324
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,461
I know,
she's usually
so punctual.
325
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:02,796
You know what,
let me go buy us
a round of drinks.
326
00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:03,922
Ho, whoa!
327
00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:05,965
Oh, no.
328
00:16:06,006 --> 00:16:08,885
All my museum brochures.
329
00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:12,847
Wow, there's one from
every museum in the city.
Yeah.
330
00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:14,307
Russell, I didn't know
you were into the arts.
331
00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:15,683
Ah.
332
00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:18,102
You are the absolute
lowest.
333
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,814
Oh, look at this.
334
00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,649
I even filled out
this donation form.
335
00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:25,526
$5,000 to the frick.
336
00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:28,571
Wow.
How very generous
of you, sir.
337
00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:30,573
In fact, let me call in your
credit card information.
338
00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:32,158
No, that's not necessary.
Oh, but it is.
339
00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:33,618
You don't need to.
You don't need...
340
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:34,619
Timmy, Timmy.
Give it back.
341
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,455
He's so childish.
It's like...
342
00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:39,332
He's weird.
343
00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:42,669
Will you go with me
to the bar
to get some drinks?
344
00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:44,462
I'd be delighted.
345
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:45,630
Okay.
346
00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:49,634
You can't really
be doing this.
347
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,761
Oh, I really can.
Oh, there's Amy.
348
00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:53,095
Tag, you're the clown.
349
00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:03,356
MAN ON TV:
The yeas have 267 votes,
the nays 54.
350
00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:04,983
On this vote,
the yeas have it.
351
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,442
Yeah!
352
00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:08,235
Oh, they get
to build the bridge!
353
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:09,737
Yes!
Suck on that, witch!
354
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,489
Whoo!
355
00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:17,954
Oh, my God, Jeff.
You paid for a cab.
Are you all right?
356
00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:20,039
First, what did you think
was wrong with me?
357
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:21,666
Indigestion.
358
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,042
Tell her, Doc.
359
00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:26,170
Well, Jeff had
a very minor
cardiac episode.
360
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:27,672
Layman's terms, Doc.
361
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:28,840
A very small heart attack.
362
00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:31,759
Oh, my God.
Jeff, this is serious.
363
00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:32,886
Serious as indigestion?
364
00:17:32,927 --> 00:17:35,013
No, serious
as a heart attack.
365
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,055
I win.
366
00:17:37,348 --> 00:17:38,599
Kind of an odd reaction.
367
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,352
This isn't a joke.
Okay?
368
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,062
I've been trying to get you
to eat better and exercise,
369
00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:44,898
and this is exactly why.
370
00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:46,357
Diet and exercise is
what I'll be prescribing.
371
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,358
Just shut it, Doc.
372
00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:53,990
All right, look.
373
00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:55,783
I know we have our fun
374
00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:58,285
with our little who's right
and who's wrong games, okay?
375
00:17:58,327 --> 00:17:59,829
But this is not one of them.
376
00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:02,122
You're just saying that
because I was right.
377
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:03,123
No, I'm not.
378
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:06,961
I've been trying
to get you to take
better care of yourself,
379
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:08,504
but you don't listen.
380
00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:10,882
You are lying
in a hospital bed,
381
00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:12,341
and you're actually
happy about it.
382
00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:14,427
Well, I'm happy
about the victory.
383
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:19,515
I'm going to go
talk to the doctor.
384
00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:22,727
(SIGHS)
385
00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:26,522
Dragging down
a perfectly good
heart attack.
386
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:31,694
This is the first time
387
00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:33,529
that I have been
out and about in months.
388
00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:34,697
I guess I've just...
389
00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:36,908
I've been consumed
with my divorce.
390
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,910
Yeah, it's nice to see you
having a good time.
391
00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:39,994
You should keep
doing that.
392
00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:40,912
Aggressively.
393
00:18:41,871 --> 00:18:42,914
Yes.
394
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,960
But I don't always
have a good time.
395
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:51,547
The truth is, I feel
like I'm falling apart
at the seams.
396
00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:52,924
You know I was
with your friend
last night.
397
00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:54,050
What?
398
00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:56,844
Really?
399
00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:58,471
I think I was trying
to get back at my ex.
400
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,431
Oh, revenge.
401
00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:02,224
It's so great.
402
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:03,101
Any way I can help
with that?
403
00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:06,479
I don't know
what I'm doing.
404
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:09,107
I, I've lost my dignity.
405
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,191
Well, seeing as
it's gone anyway...
406
00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:15,029
Oh, no, you're crying.
Oh...
407
00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:17,115
You have nothing
to be ashamed of.
408
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:18,658
Yet.
409
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:22,745
You know, you're right.
410
00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:24,371
I shouldn't feel bad.
411
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:27,500
I was a good wife,
and I am still
a vibrant woman.
412
00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:28,960
And then
what could we do
to prove that?
413
00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:33,339
Russell,
I have been a fool.
414
00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:34,548
I guess I didn't
realize it
415
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,050
until I talked to someone
my own age.
416
00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:40,220
Your own what now?
Oh...
417
00:19:41,221 --> 00:19:44,266
I don't have to use
my toned body
418
00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:46,644
and my wild
sexual techniques
to feel validated.
419
00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:50,064
Thank you.
420
00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:53,151
Yeah, you're, uh...
You're welcome.
421
00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:04,537
Oh.
What's going on here?
422
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:06,747
Uh, I got 'em
out of storage.
423
00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:08,124
Put a seat for the kid
on the back of mine.
424
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:10,668
Oh, what made you
do this?
425
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:13,004
Well, I wish there
was a way for me
to say this
426
00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:14,463
without saying
that you were right.
427
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:20,011
But...you know.
428
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,932
Look, uh,
I packed a picnic basket.
429
00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:26,225
It's all healthy stuff
430
00:20:26,266 --> 00:20:27,351
from the list
the doctor gave me.
431
00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:29,854
Well, thank you.
432
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,939
I just want you
to stick around
as long as possible.
433
00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:32,899
Are you sure?
434
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:36,527
I don't like having
to nag you about stuff.
435
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:37,778
Oh, that's too bad,
436
00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:39,030
because you have
a real way with it.
437
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,537
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
Hey.
438
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:51,834
Do you still
have the picture
on picture setup?
439
00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:53,252
Yeah, why?
440
00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:55,046
We want to watch Ka-span
and Ka-span two.
441
00:20:57,715 --> 00:20:58,883
BOTH: At the same time.
442
00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:02,220
Oh, my God.
443
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:07,641
Idiots.
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