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JENNIFER: Hey, Russell.
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Have you seen Adam?
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Adam, uh, six feet tall,
brown hair,
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lives with a chick who's
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w-w-way
too hot for him?
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All right,
even your compliments
are creepy.
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All right,
he's with Timmy,
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and they're
with a client for
the rest of the afternoon.
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Ugh. So coming down here
was a complete
waste of time.
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(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
Well, now, not necessarily.
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What are you
talking about?
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Well, you seem tense,
and, uh...
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I think I have just
the thing to relax you.
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(SCOFFS) Yeah, you wish.
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No, you do.
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(SCREAMING)
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Ah!
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What happened?
Did you have
a bad dream?
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No.
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I had the worst dream.
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I was having sex
with Russell.
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Oh, wow. Oh, my...
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Wow, honey,
that's awful.
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(SIGHS) Good night.
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♪ How many ways
to say I love you?
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♪ How many ways
to say that I'm not scared?
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♪ With you by my side
There is no denying
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♪ I can't wait
for me and you ♪
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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Hidey-ho, Jeffrey.
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Should have gone
peephole. Uh...
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Yeah, Audrey's,
uh, not here, so...
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Well, here's the dealio.
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Uh, the Bertmans
are moving back,
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so I had to
find a new sublet.
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Oh, well, we'll sure
miss having you living
directly above us,
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tap-dancing at all hours
of the night and such.
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Well, the problem is
there's a one-week gap
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between the Bertmans
moving back
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and my new place
being ready.
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So I guess what
I'm asking you,
Jeffrey, is...
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Can you help me
with my gap?
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Look, having you
live with us would
be a real treat.
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Unfortunately,
the guest room
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is, uh, piled high
with baby furniture,
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and, uh...
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Plus, uh, there's all
that asbestos.
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The economy.
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Oh. Hey, guys.
What's going on?
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Oh, I was just
asking Jeff
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if I could bunk
with you guys
for the week,
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but he told me
about the baby furniture
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in the guest room,
so...
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That stuff's not getting
delivered till next month.
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Aud...
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Uh, what about
that delivery that
I got yesterday?
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You mean the pizza
you ordered and
ate in the bathtub?
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We would be happy
to have you
stay with us, Liz.
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Oh, roomies!
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It'll be just like
Three's Company.
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♪ Come and knock
on our door
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♪ We've been
waiting for you
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♪ Where the kisses
are hers and hers
and his
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♪ Meow, meow, meow ♪
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Did you not get
that I was signaling you?
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Yes, I did manage
to crack your
sophisticated code.
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Then why are you letting
Liz stay with us?
She's a disaster.
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She's got no boundaries.
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What about
all her disgusting cats?
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I'm sure she'll
put them in a kennel.
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She should put herself
in a kennel.
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Jeff, she's our friend.
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And she needs help,
so we help.
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It's called being a person.
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LIZ:
♪ Ba ba ba ba boo
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(LIZ TAPPING)
♪ I'm tap-dancing too
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♪ I'm singing
and tapping together
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♪ De de de de de doo ♪
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There we are, sir.
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It appears your work
here is done.
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Unless, of course,
you wish to join me
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in, uh, breaking in
the table.
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It's possible he made
an incorrect assumption.
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Whoa. Sweet table, yo.
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What's it doing here?
Ah, Mr. Rhodes.
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Well,
when Sullivan retired,
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there was a disagreement
between Mr. Dunbar and myself
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about what to do
with his office.
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What did Russell
want to do with it?
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He wanted to cover
the floor with mattresses
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and call it the boneyard.
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Well, he is the boss.
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Still, I convinced him
a ping-pong table
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could help bring
people together.
Hmm.
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Sounds like that
boneyard idea
might work too.
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We'll keep that
as a backup, sir.
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Look at this, huh?
Mm-hmm.
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Look at this,
tournament-grade surface,
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three-quarter inch top,
reinforced aluminum apron.
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Nice.
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Ah, Mr. Rhodes,
you play ping-pong.
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Well, Tim,
if you consider winning
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the after-school
enrichment program
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for kids
whose parents couldn't
pick them up by 3:00
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ping-pong
championship playing...
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Then, yeah, I play.
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Oh. Not to boast, but,
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uh, I've been known
to stroke the balls
a bit in my day.
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Why would
I say it like that?
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I mean, really.
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So, what do you say, huh?
What do you say, Tim?
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Should we get
our pong on? Yeah.
Oh.
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Oh, cool.
A ping-pong table.
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Yeah, sorry, guys,
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but Timmy and
I are about to...
About to play, so...
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Perhaps we could
all play doubles.
Now, hold on.
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What pong championships
have you won?
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Um, none.
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Oh, man,
I can't do this.
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He's gonna
bring down my game.
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Mr. Rhodes, remember
this is about camaraderie.
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Hey, I'm Fred.
I work up in...
No names.
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Just grab a blade,
and let's do this.
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Hey, Aud, you almost ready,
or should I
make myself a drink?
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AUDREY: I'll just be
another sec.
Okay.
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Past experience
doesn't make me
question that at all.
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Well, I finally got
all my stuff unloaded.
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I am one sweaty dog.
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(LAUGHS) Woof.
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I'm gonna
have that drink.
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Look at you,
Mr. Sharp-dressed man.
(CHUCKLES)
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I was all hot,
but now I'm bothered.
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Aud.
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Oh, Jeff,
I was also thinking
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about our morning
bathroom schedule.
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Ugh.
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Uh, I need to book
the commode
from 8:00 to 8:30.
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Oh, and I have
prescription toilet paper,
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so I think we need to keep
our rolls separate.
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I don't know
what is going on
with my plumbing.
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Oh, no, no.
Jeff, Jeff,
don't pour a drink.
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Come on,
you're gonna make us late.
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Me?
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I... I've been...
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Forget it.
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Actually, Audrey,
Jeff's been
ready for a while.
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He's been
waiting for you.
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Well, I was in...
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I had to change...
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All right.
All right.
It's my fault.
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I'm sorry.
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It's your fault,
and you're sorry?
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Yes.
I will try to be better
about managing my time.
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Come on,
let's go.
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Audrey actually said
it was her fault.
You heard that.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Here's
your rice pudding, sir.
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Yummy.
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Oh, did you
go through it?
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Yes, I removed
all the rice as
you requested.
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You know what?
They're just too pointy.
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Timmy.
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Timmy, we've got
a match coming up.
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We aren't you wearing
the outfit that I bought you?
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I'd rather not,
Mr. Rhodes.
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Hmm.
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What if your boss
ordered you to?
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Would he wear
the exact same
outfit as you?
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Yep.
Ordered.
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Oh. Hey.
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You will never guess
what happened last night.
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Hmm.
You know, I'm sorry,
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but I have to really focus
on my pudding right now.
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Jen had a sex dream
about you.
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Okay.
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I'm gonna need you
to speak very slowly.
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Start from the beginning,
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and remember,
no detail is unimportant.
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I can't. I can't.
I got to go stretch.
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Stretching can wait, sir!
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(LAUGHING)
I mean, Adam, buddy...
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Don't you think
you owe it to Jen
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to find out
the meaning of this dream?
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As Freud
so eloquently put,
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"Dreams are
the guardians of sleep."
Hmm.
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Now, was I riding her
like a bull in a rodeo?
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I... I don't know.
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I just know
she woke up screaming.
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Screaming in ecstasy.
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Yes!
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Dream Russell knows
what the ladies like.
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Hi.
BOTH: Hey, honey.
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Ugh.
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Hey, could you,
uh, take these papers
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down to the recycling
in the basement, please?
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I was gonna have a beer.
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Yeah, it'll just
take a second.
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Audrey, your fella
just had a long day at work.
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How about a little
how do you do
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before you give him
the old honey do?
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Fine.
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I'll take them.
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I work too, you know.
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You go, girl.
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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So, you actually like
having Liz live with you?
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Like it? Last night
was the best night
of my life.
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Oh, Jeff, that stuff
is terrible for you.
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I thought we agreed
to eat healthier.
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LIZ: If you want Jeff
to eat better,
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you're gonna have to cook
more and complain less.
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Oh, we really need
a new dining-room set.
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Well, you don't need one.
You want one.
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Come on, Jeff,
I want to watch
The Amazing Race.
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Hey, it's not his fault
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the game went
into extra innings.
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RUSSELL: Dude.
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I know we joke around a lot,
but seriously,
congratulations.
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Yeah, yeah. No.
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Yeah, you deserve it.
You deserve it.
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That's not all.
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Uh, Liz got Audrey
to say,
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and I quote,
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"I'm sorry."
Oh!
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At first,
the words didn't register.
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I hadn't heard them
in over 15 years.
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You sure
it wasn't a dream?
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Like the one
where I boned
this dude's fiancee?
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Come on.
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Who knew
there could be
a benefit to Liz?
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You know,
it's really too bad
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that you guys need
a third person.
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Jen and I just
work things out together.
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Oh, so you
both decided
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that she would
bang Russell
in her dreams.
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Oh-ho-ho.
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Oh.
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(LAUGHS)
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All right,
match point.
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Oh!
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Oh, yeah! I hope you losers
enjoy the taste of losing.
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Losers!
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Let's get out of here.
Oh, "Let's get out of here."
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Fine, you know what?
Skedaddle.
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Get out of here...
Stinking up the joint.
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Right this way, milady.
Oh, come on.
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Who put a ping-pong table
in the boneyard?
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00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:51,396
All right.
Who's next?
248
00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:53,314
Huh?
Well, um...
249
00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:58,528
It seems that
nobody else wants to play.
250
00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:00,321
Oh, well.
Mr. Rhodes...
251
00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:02,657
Have we let our
competitiveness
get the better of us?
252
00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:04,117
I only know one speed,
Timmy, okay?
253
00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:05,326
Supersonic.
254
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,871
Perhaps we should go
offer them an apology.
255
00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:10,749
(SIGHS)
256
00:13:10,789 --> 00:13:11,832
All right,
maybe you're right.
257
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:15,794
Hey, when did we get
a ping-pong table?
258
00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:17,422
Oh, it's like that,
is it? Let's go.
259
00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:20,007
Okay, this will be fun.
260
00:13:22,093 --> 00:13:23,637
Chivalry dictates
that the ladies
serve first.
261
00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:28,683
Oh!
262
00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:33,605
(MUFFLED GROANING)
263
00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:34,689
How's that feel,
four-eyes?
264
00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:36,775
Huh?
265
00:13:36,815 --> 00:13:37,816
Or should I say three-eyes?
266
00:13:37,858 --> 00:13:38,985
Peace!
267
00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:42,530
All right,
don't slip on your tears.
Next!
268
00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:49,496
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
269
00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:57,253
Good morning,
sweet Jennifer.
270
00:13:57,295 --> 00:13:59,213
Ugh.
What are you doing here?
271
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:02,049
You tell me.
This is your dream.
272
00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:05,261
Ooh-ooh-ooh!
273
00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:06,680
I can't believe Adam
told you about that.
274
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,098
I know a way you can...
275
00:14:09,848 --> 00:14:10,891
Get back at him.
276
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:15,396
Ugh. Fine.
277
00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:18,566
Let's do this.
278
00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:19,942
Seriously?
279
00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:21,235
Seriously.
280
00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:24,989
(SCREAMING)
281
00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:30,745
I have to get Russell
out of my head.
282
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:32,163
Adam, we have to have
sex right now.
283
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,541
No. Sorry, hon.
284
00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:36,417
Look, I got to rest up
for pong tomorrow.
Ugh.
285
00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:40,004
No. It wasn't a question.
286
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,345
(DEEP SIGH)
Hey, you know,
I've been thinking.
287
00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:50,931
I shouldn't have forced you
to let Liz move in here.
288
00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:52,767
I was wrong to do that.
289
00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:54,561
What? What's that?
290
00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:56,437
I was wrong.
291
00:14:58,398 --> 00:14:59,566
It's like angels singing.
292
00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:03,737
If you want,
you can ask her
to go to a hotel.
293
00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:08,115
No, you were right.
Friends help friends.
294
00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:09,784
It's called being a person.
295
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:10,785
You taught me that.
296
00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:13,830
Okay, let's cut the crap.
297
00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:16,708
The only reason
you like Liz staying here
298
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,084
is 'cause she's always
taking your side.
299
00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:19,586
Is she?
I hadn't noticed.
300
00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:21,337
I mean, I had noticed
301
00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:22,963
that she's a very
levelheaded gal,
302
00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:26,342
crusader
of truth and justice.
Oh, come on.
303
00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:29,262
I'm turning off this light,
so I don't have to look
at that giant muggy smile.
304
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:32,973
Yeah,
but even in the dark...
305
00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:35,268
You know it's there.
306
00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:37,478
Ow!
307
00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:39,647
It's still there.
308
00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:48,573
Really, you...
You don't need
to apologize.
309
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:49,741
I know. I just...
310
00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:51,242
I tried to tell her no sex,
311
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,326
but she just
wouldn't listen.
312
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,538
Yes, as you told me
last night,
313
00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:57,164
when you texted me
from atop your fiancee.
314
00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:02,837
Huh. That's curious.
315
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,217
What do you guys want?
316
00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:09,469
What do you think
we want, huh?
317
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:11,137
To wipe the court
with you, ass-face.
318
00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:14,307
Well, that's not
gonna happen.
319
00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:15,850
You guys are banned.
320
00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:17,351
We just wanted
to have some fun
during our lunch hour,
321
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:19,437
but you had to start
bullying everyone.
322
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,105
Yeah, because I only
know one speed, guy...
323
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:22,315
Super...
324
00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:25,192
Sonic.
325
00:16:26,861 --> 00:16:28,863
Actually, this might be
a good thing, Mr. Rhodes.
326
00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:30,197
(PEOPLE CHEERING)
I mean,
listen to them in there.
327
00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:33,701
The table was supposed
to bring people together,
328
00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:35,703
and it appears it has.
329
00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:37,664
It's brought them together
in their hatred of us.
330
00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:42,543
Then you're welcome.
331
00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:46,798
I mean,
if I hadn't been
so dominant,
332
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:47,882
people wouldn't
have hated us so much.
333
00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:51,845
Well, it was clearly
my skill that
carried our team
334
00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:53,721
and, thus,
led to the extraordinary
level of hatred.
335
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:54,889
Oh, really?
Oh, I'm glad
you think so.
336
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:56,015
I don't think it.
337
00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:57,725
I know it.
338
00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:00,854
We hate you both equally.
339
00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:03,481
(DOOR CLOSES)
340
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:04,440
Well, there you have it.
341
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:05,399
We make a good team.
342
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:08,903
Hey, by the way,
you owe me
$300 for the outfit.
343
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:15,660
Ugh.
344
00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:19,163
Daddy's home.
345
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:21,081
(SNIFFING)
346
00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:22,166
Ugh!
347
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,711
What stinks?
348
00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:26,086
(CATS MEOWING)
349
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,683
Hi, honey.
How was your day?
350
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,769
What the hell's
going on here?
351
00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:44,689
Well, last night
you made
some excellent points.
352
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,148
By not letting Liz
keep her cats here,
353
00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:47,441
I was not being
a good friend.
354
00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:50,110
Strong move.
355
00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:55,115
Ah, there's the
hombre de la casa.
356
00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:58,578
Thanks for letting
my brood stay here.
357
00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:00,955
Their time in the kennel
really threw off
their potty habits,
358
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:02,373
but don't worry.
They're getting closer
359
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,792
to the litter box
every time.
360
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:07,003
Oh, no.
Cotton, don't you make
a liar out of me.
361
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:11,591
Oh, that's okay,
right, Jeff?
362
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:13,718
Liz, did Audrey tell you
how we're visiting
her parents
363
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,135
for a week,
364
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:18,180
after we had already
agreed on just
a long weekend?
365
00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:19,891
Audrey, you can't make
changes like that
366
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:20,934
without looping
your hubby in.
367
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:22,727
Good point.
368
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,771
Tell Jeff your unfortunate
gynecologist story.
369
00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:28,357
Well, Jeffery,
as you may
or may not know,
370
00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:29,609
I have a tilted cervix.
371
00:18:31,318 --> 00:18:33,487
Needless to say,
you can't use
a regular speculum.
372
00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:35,656
You don't say.
373
00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:37,241
When I ask
Audrey for sex,
374
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:39,118
a lot of times
she turns me down.
Go.
375
00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:42,747
Audrey, you need to have
your hormones checked
376
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:43,957
if you're turning
down this stud.
377
00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:45,541
Will do.
Tell Jeff your cat's visit
378
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,251
to the vet story.
Oh.
379
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,003
Well, normally,
anal sacs
380
00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:50,922
are emptied
by rectal pressure
381
00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:53,049
when the cat defecates.
382
00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:56,010
Now, in the case of Pickles,
you have to do it manually.
383
00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:59,221
And this is not
unmessy or odorless.
384
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:01,808
Audrey buys
tons of crap
we don't need.
385
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:03,142
It seems like if you don't
need it, that's a waste...
386
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:04,393
Oh, ingrown toenail...
Show him!
387
00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:07,521
My pedicurist
turned me down.
388
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:09,398
All right, that's enough!
You know what?
389
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:10,566
You know
what this is all about?
390
00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:12,276
You can't stand being
told you're wrong.
391
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:13,945
Oh, and you
have never
seen a situation
392
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:15,571
that you haven't
tried to exploit.
393
00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:17,698
I see an opportunity.
I seize it.
394
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:19,033
It's human nature.
395
00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:20,118
Oh, what do you know
about being human?
396
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,869
Oh, stop it!
Just stop it!
397
00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:25,372
I can't stand
all this arguing
in front of the kids.
398
00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:29,085
Come on, children,
let's retreat
to our safe zone.
399
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:31,671
(CATS MEOWING)
400
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:38,886
All-time low?
401
00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:40,304
No, not even close.
402
00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:43,724
Okay, we can't keep
fighting like this.
403
00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:45,018
In a few days,
Liz will be gone.
404
00:19:45,059 --> 00:19:45,977
We still have
to live together.
405
00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:47,645
That's true.
406
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,689
Yeah, I guess I chose
to win a few battles
407
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:51,774
instead of thinking
about the war.
408
00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:53,151
Our marriage
being the war?
409
00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:54,902
Obviously.
410
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,030
So do we have a truce?
411
00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:58,572
Truce.
412
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:02,118
LIZ: Okay, Pickles,
this is just gonna
hurt a little bit.
413
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:04,244
(CAT SCREECHES)
414
00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:09,792
Do you have
a lot of towels?
415
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:23,097
Hey, is dream Russell
still sleep-banging
your lady?
416
00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:26,184
No, no,
I think that's over.
417
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,476
Sorry, buddy.
418
00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:28,686
Oh, no, that's all right.
419
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,188
I don't want to be
in Jen's dreams anymore.
420
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,065
I actually have
my sights set
on someone else.
421
00:20:32,106 --> 00:20:34,067
Oh, yeah?
Anyone I know?
422
00:20:34,108 --> 00:20:35,317
As a matter of fact, yes.
423
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,446
Aah!
424
00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:42,533
You gave me the dream!
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