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[energetic music]

[spray can rattling]

[police officer laughs]

- What?

- Hey. - Hey.

- Hey, what the hell you doing?

- Waiting on y'all.

- This is the dumbest I've ever seen.

- You're right outside of a police station.

What'd you think would happen?

- I know exactly what's gonna happen.

- Wait, you one of those police auditors

trying to drag us into some shit?

- Nah, man.

Ah, easy.

Easy with the pushing and the pulling,

I ain't resisting.

- Exactly. This is an arrest, not a slow down.

- I know exactly what it is, I've been waiting on it.

- So you looking to go to jail?

- Ain't a lot of wattage in your light bulb, is it?

- Yeah, well you are the fool who's going to jail.

- For what?

What are y'all charging me for?

- Vandalism.

- Damn.

- What are you doing now?

- Now I'm resisting arrest.

- Get your ass up.

- God, easy!

What about my spray paint?

- Okay, so you fold like this.

Now put the tape on there.

Good.

- [Man] Yvonne, where you at?

Hate all this materialistic Christmas.

Everybody just uses me.

- Let's go.

- Let's just wait a minute, he might stop.

- Where are you, Yvonne? - He won't,

this one's too fast in the beginning.

These ones don't stop.

Let's just go.

[suspenseful music]

- [Man] Open the door, Yvonne.

[fist pounding]

I said open the door, Yvonne.

Don't play with me.

Yvonne, I know what you're doing, don't play with me.

[suspenseful music]

- Ah!

Where are you?

Jay! - Shh!

You're not gonna - You okay?

gimme nothing. - Come on!

- [Male] Where are you?

- Yvonne!

Jay!

[baby chatters indistinctly]

I told you not to play with me.

Jay!

[suspenseful music]

Where are you Yvonne?

- Oh my God!

Jay !

[loud bang sound]

[Yvonne screams]

- I got you.

It's okay, it's okay.

It's okay.

- Falling.

- You ever think about buying a ladder?

[Yvonne laughs] [Daryl laughs]

Come here.

♪♪♪

♪ All I see is blessings

♪ Got no time for stressin' [Yvonne groaning]

♪ Don't believe there's failure in my life ♪

♪ It's only lessons

♪ They just make me [indistinguishable] ♪

♪ I don't got a clue but I know [Yvonne groaning]

♪ But I know the one who does knows how, oh wow ♪

♪ It's like I'm winnin' the game with the maker ♪

♪I already know now

♪ As soon as I got your name [indistinguishable]♪

♪ We're gonna be alright

♪ We gon' make it through if it takes us all night ♪

♪ No matter what they all think, we are great ♪

[Jay moans]

[light clicks on]

[drawer contents rustling]

[pills rattle]

- [Daryl] Babe.

[pills rattle]

- So, huh?

Are we good?

- I thought it was good.

[Daryl laughs]

- Not that, I meant you and me.

- I know what you meant.

And yeah, we good.

- No we're not, I can tell.

- You did serve me up to the police.

- And Allen reduced the charges.

No time, no crime.

- That's the least you can do,

after you got me arrested.

And quarters with him?

Now you owe that asshole a favor.

- I didn't ask him to do me a solid.

- [scoffs] That don't mean you don't owe him.

I don't like that motherfucker anyway.

Every time I'm in a room with you two,

dude stares at you like you lunch.

I mean, I get it, any man would look

but that motherfucker makes sure I see him.

That's the thing, he fucks with me about you.

- First, thank you.

- It is what it is.

- [laughs] Second.

- And here's where we go left.

- Really, nigga?

Him looking at me is about you?

Bro, there you go.

There you can see that thing from space.

- Mm-hmm?

- Mm.

- You see it?

- Mm, I see it

- 'Cause you sleep with it.

- Oh!

- Turn down two lawyers to be with it.

- Whatever.

- Don't pretend like you don't understand it.

[Yvonne laughs]

- Indeed.

- Mm-hmm

- But still, all I'd like to know,

I'd like to be you, just for a day.

To know what it feels like to truly believe that nothing,

and I mean not shit.

Can touch me.

- Fuck all that.

You hear what I said about Allen?

- I did.

- Watch him.

[Yvonne scoffs]

- So we're good, right?

- Yeah, I keep telling you that.

[phone ringing]

- Anything going on over there that I need to know about?

[phone ringing]

- No.

- I want to see.

[phone ringing]

See? It's not the iPhone, it's the wePhone.

- Mm-hmm.

Mm.

We can do something else, - You know what I'm saying?

Then look at my phone.

You are not in any position to ask a nigga no questions.

Got me cuffed up and sitting

in the back of the squad car and all.

- How many different ways can I say that, I'm sorry?

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

- That's a start.

- I've been doing the food thing.

- That's one.

- And I've been doing you, - Mm-hmm.

till you can't even do anymore.

So what?

What? [laughs]

So what? What's good?

What else do I have to do?

- I don't want to talk about everything every other minute.

- So what?

We can't talk about anything anymore.

- I didn't say that.

- Okay, so then what exactly do you not wanna talk about?

- Whatever we talking about right now,

I'm not sure what it is, but this,

this is it.

- So this undetermined it.

I should just leave alone.

- Yeah, just leave it alone.

- So we're good, right?

[Daryl laughs]

- Yeah, just shut it down.

- Mm, so I should just shove it in that drawer over there

next to your phone.

- You know I don't do half the dirt you think I do?

- Oh, but how you do that other half.

Whatever. [laughs]

[anticipatory music]

[creepy music]

- You stay away.

Go away.

- Go go go go go.

Please, pick a side.

I don't need you here, I don't need you here

and I don't want you here.

[ringing sound]

[medicine cabinets contents rattle]

[footsteps approaching]

Morning, Jeff.

- Morning Judge.

- Y'all look cute.

[pen clicking]

- Morning ladies.

- Hey. - Good morning, Officer.

- Judge, you wanna take the morning motions?

- No, but I will.

- [Clerk] Thank you.

- Mm, I wish there was a new new guy in town.

- And we would still ask you to do them.

- Why y'all picking on me?

- [laughs] Well, you don't give us a hard time

and you get 'em back to us the same day.

We wish you pulled them offline like everybody else.

But we understand you like paper.

- Oh, I know what I'm going to do.

Start coming in here with my stank face on.

- Please don't Judge.

- Hey Misha, how'd that thing work out?

- Let's just say I got it done.

- All right.

All right, ladies.

[footsteps thudding]

- Thing?

- Mind your business, dang. - What thing?

- You so nosy, all over my Kool-Aid. [laughs]

- I'm just trying to get the tea.

- [laughs] Always trying to get the tea.

[footsteps thudding]

- Judge, what are you doing with all these motions?

- Oh, I don't mind.

- That's not the point.

- So what do we have on the docket for today?

Anything noteworthy?

- Well you successfully dodged the Steel bullet.

- She filled suit again?

- No, he's being arraigned on a DV charge.

- I thought the prosecutor wasn't listening to her anymore?

- Word is she had visible injuries this time.

- Really?

- Bound to happen, she's relentless.

- How long have they been regulars?

- Forever.

- Hmm.

You know I got the weirdest hit

on him when we were in trial?

- Weird hit?

- Yeah, he tries too hard to manage his presentation

but he let it slip and I caught him.

- Judge--

- You know what?

Pull their records for me, both criminal and civil.

- For what?

Will do, Judge.

[footsteps thudding]

Judge Spangler is here.

[footsteps thudding]

- This will only take a minute.

- [Yvonne] Hi

- Judge.

- Oh, have a seat Spangler.

- I thought long and hard about coming in here.

You've been here six months and in those six months

you did this.

57 pages of suggestions.

- Suggestions, Spangler.

That's the operative term.

- I don't care about the logistical stuff.

It's that sentencing grid, you're trying to affect the way

the rest of us rule.

That is not gonna fly.

- Don't you wanna know how effective it is?

What we do?

I mean if we can track our sentencing then we can figure out

what works and what doesn't work.

- Each judge has the absolute right

to run their court as they please.

- Oh, you're mad that this charge shows

that you're an outlier.

Always giving the mask.

- Oh no, no, no.

Don't you ever.

- Be cool, be cockpit cool.

- I know what you're thinking.

Those degrees, they don't mean a thing.

I have 15 years of experience.

I know people.

I know what they'll do and how they work.

- Did you know that I would do that?

[footsteps clatter]

- Is everything okay?

- Yeah, I'm good.

You good, Ruth?

- You have no business here.

You don't have the right temperament.

[shoes clatter]

- The hell is going on in here?

- Ooh, can you pass me a pen please?

It's right there.

- There's one right here.

- Thank you.

Appreciate you.

- Judge, you know what?

Maybe--

- I'm good Jean, thank you.

[footsteps clatter]

Asshole!

[door slams]

[Ruth laughs]

[group of men laughing]

- Y'all wild man.

- I ain't mess y'all niggas, man. [laughs]

- It's great.

Hey, so, so let me get this straight.

You and your woman about to get it in, the phone rings.

You end up going over her parents' house to stop a fight

and you get arrested?

- Yeah, pretty much it.

- Shit.

- Damn, ain't that a bitch?

- Isn't having a judge as your woman supposed to help you?

I mean she has juice.

You should be tapping that vein for a break man.

Not letting her get you arrested.

- Facts.

- So I ain't gonna lie though,

I mean she's fine and all, but some of the shit she does.

I don't understand that shit.

- You what?

Bro, you don't understand women in general.

- At all. - This nigga going on.

- Your last girl look like me nigga.

- Okay, this nigga man.

- Her feet was big as hell too.

Didn't y'all wear the same shoes?

Yeah, saving money on shoes and all nigga.

What?

[Daryl laughs]

- Man, I don't know D.

- Bro, what you don't know about?

She bad as hell, she making good money,

and she putting up with this ignorant ass

- [laughs] That's a fact.

- Yeah she a little choppy but she hold a nigga down.

I fuck with her.

- Look man, long as she bringing that bag in,

I'm with it. [laughs]

She used to bring that bag in.

Ain't that right?

- Bro, what you mean she's still making six figures.

- I don't care about all that.

- [Man] You shitting me?

- She's like this puff of smoke.

You think you see her?

You think you have her and then poof.

She shows up somewhere different all together.

- This old Shakespeare ass nigga man.

- Oh Romeo and Juliet ass nigga.

- That's 'cause you ain't got no bitches that's deep.

Or y'all ain't going in deep, one or the other.

[both men scoff] - You kidding me?

- He ain't talking about me.

- I'm for sure talking about you but no cap,

[lighter clicks]

I ain't even worried about that arrest shit.

It's easier to tell her that than...

- Than what?

- The shits that's really kicking my ass, man.

- That's facts.

- Shit.

- Anyway fuck that shit.

You gotta get your man some bitches

'cause he all up in my business like it's his business.

- I'm sick of y'all niggas.

- I've been trying for the last two, three years man.

- Damn. - Two, three years.

But he always on that IG shit, man I wanna

meet somebody in person. - What's wrong with that?

- Come on, man.

- Why can't you holler at somebody in person?

- Did we not talk about y'all niggas mamas earlier.

♪ Talkin' of the 201

♪ Like we 'bout to play on teams ♪

- As you know Mr. Stevens is schizophrenic

and not currently on any medications.

So I don't think he's competent to--

- I've been charged with vandalism,

a fourth degree misdemeanor,

which carries a 30-day sentence and a $250 fine

and resisting, which maxes out a six months and a grand.

I have the right to a trial by jury should I want one.

And a free attorney.

- Prosecutor Nyx?

- Mr. Stevens went into a police parking lot

and put a bat through a window of one of the cruisers.

Then he sat down and waited to be arrested.

At first, he complied,

but then right before they got through the precinct's door

he sat down and refused to move.

- Looking to go in and get right, huh?

- Yeah, they kicked me out.

I can't afford my meds and they're, they're coming for me.

- Mr. Stevens, you may have some mental health issues

but you make more sense in the system

that was designed to help you.

I hereby sentence you to 30--

- Uh.

- 60 days.

- Yeah.

- We'll make that work.

[gavel clangs]

[energetic music]

- Oh, God.

- What are you doing?

- What is wrong with that boy?

- Man, this not as dumb as it looks.

Can you believe people actually

making money doing that mess?

Mm.

- Oh so you don't know how this platform run, do you?

- See what they do, they mine their mind

and they give 'em what they want

and then they sell it right back to 'em.

At the same time, they're actually collecting

a whole lot of data and it,

it's actually kind of, kind of genius.

And I wish I thought of it myself.

- Richard, what the hell are you talking about?

You expect me to understand all that?

- Hell no.

Not you.

It's very unlikely.

- And I don't.

I thought we were going to be

eating healthy for lunch today?

- I'm not, but it's good though.

You should try it.

Open your mouth.

Open your mouth.

You run your mouth enough.

Damn, one time I asked you to open your mouth,

other than last night,

and you won't open your mouth.

[spoon clatters] Good, ain't it?

- Mm.

- Mm-hm. - It's alright.

- Your non-cooking ass.

- You not starving.

You know they can make money out there.

[Man laughing]

- Hm?

$237,452.36.

You think they can make that?

- What?

- Yeah, I mean after private school

and college and a business loan.

I know I'll never see that money again.

- I know that's right.

- That's about how much money I put into him

as he done bounced back and forth from

one bad idea to another one.

- Well, some folks making millions.

Why not him?

- What is in her butt to make it move like that?

- You don't want to know.

- You need to talk to her.

Y'all need to bond.

You could use a couple of cans of fix her flat

your damn self.

- I don't think so.

I'm good to go.

[energetic music]

[footsteps clanging]

- Night, ooh Judge Graves.

- Hey you headed home?

- Yeah, I just wanted to pop in and say goodnight.

- Oh, come on here for a minute, sis.

- Mm, what up?

Where's Martin?

- He's out for a few minutes, had to put out some fires.

Just sit here.

- I really gotta go home.

- Oh come on girl, you can stay for a minute.

Have a drink with me.

- All right.

[Howard laughs]

- So, uh, Rusty is going after that man of yours huh?

Can't blame you.

You enjoy while you young and everything's still working?

- Yeah, even though he might not be there.

- Uh-oh, things, uh, rocky at home?

- Let's just say Daryl is having trouble

finding his way home these days.

That fucking phone.

- You, uh, go through it.

- I sure motherfucking did.

- And?

- No direct evidence,

but a fair amount of circumstantial evidence.

- Enough to convict him?

- Can't say beyond a reasonable doubt.

- Then that's that.

- So I shouldn't be worried?

I mean, you and I both know guys like him.

- You married a guy like him. [laughs]

Can't be mad, you got exactly what you picked.

- I'm just saying, I just don't understand.

Why can't I have my own man, hmm?

Why can't, why can't I,

why can't I just be enough?

I don't think that I'm ugly.

I actually think that I look good, right?

- You do.

- TMI, but I give him all the sex

that he asks for and good sex.

I mean, I'm just saying.

- [Graves] Hmm.

But the thing is, on top of that,

I pay all of the bills [laughs]

and that shit actually works against me.

- I hear you, sis.

But there's the law of supply and demand

[Yvonne scoffs]

and cats like that are always in demand.

They don't have to go out looking for it, it looks for them.

[velvety music]

[group of men laughing]

- Hey nah, but for real man, we gotta get you a lady.

- I'm sick of y'all niggas.

- What, a side?

- Set it up then.

- Oh!

- What?

- What's going on Jen?

- Hey.

- There she is.

There she is. - Looking good.

There she is.

- Thank you, how're you?

Yo Drake, let's jump?

No, definitely you can have my seat too.

- Hey D, tell Jay I say hey.

- Will do.

- Still here, Trip.

- That's your boy,

- Man, hold on real quick.

- nigga.

- So how you been?

- I've been good, how are you?

- Good.

- Come on, nigga you know I gotta go pick up Sheila.

- Bigfoot can walk her ass to the house.

- Don't do her like that.

And you know that shit wasn't unnecessary.

- Bro, hell if it wasn't.

- He could have him both.

All right, Jay not gonna leave him and neither is she.

- Bro you sure about Jay though?

- She ain't left him yet.

- And you know Daryl gets his dirt in.

- Bro, Jay is the best thing to happen to Daryl.

All right he crazy if he fucks this up

over little piece of random pussy.

- Out of his damn mind. - Out of his damn mind.

- Hold on real quick.

- nigga, come on.

- What?

nigga damn. - Damn.

Bigfoot my ass.

- They about to get it in.

- What brings you by?

- I was just wanting to see you.

- Well here I am.

- I thought maybe we could go to the high bar

you bought last time and I was wanting to return the favor.

- I can't meet you there again.

- Why not?

- You know my situation.

Don't pretend like you don't.

- But it's not like you're married.

- That doesn't mean that's not my wifey, 'cause she is.

- Well then why are you here with me?

- I'm at work.

The question you gotta ask yourself is,

why are you here with me?

- I don't know.

- Yeah you do.

- I thought you liked me.

- I do.

- Then what's the problem?

- The problem is, you don't know your role.

- My role?

- Yeah, your role.

- Teach me.

[chair squeaks]

- And it was quite as kept uh, now you know I love you sis.

You probably not the easiest person to live with.

That dude had to take a charge for you.

If you looking for fair, you landed at the wrong universe.

- I ain't even looking for fair, I just wanna feel safe.

Is that too much to ask for Graves?

- Relationships are complicated,

but I'm going to bet that if it came down to it,

he'd take a bullet for you.

Am I right?

[footsteps tapping]

- You already started without me?

- Come on in, it's your liquor.

[Martin laughs] [Howard laughs]

- And what are we talking about?

- Oh, nothing important.

[phone beeps]

Um, anything interesting?

Single woman, living alone, oh poor thing.

Wonder if she felt safe

when someone was breaking into her home.

[door creaks]

[spoon rattles]

- Here you go.

You need to eat.

[spoon rattles]

I'm sorry about the little accident.

- You hit me.

- No I didn't.

Judge Allen said so.

- You hit me!

- Lily, please.

You can't prove anything, then it never happened.

- They don't know everything, except for that Spangler.

She doesn't like you.

If I only I could get her back again.

- Hey.

I will rejoice in the chance to match ways with you

and any woman you choose.

- You're turning into Frank.

- Is that supposed to be an insult?

You don't get what Frank understood, but you will.

And the quiet woman will shine bright and be taken care of.

Those who seek attention,

subvert the will of God and will face repercussions.

Chapter five, verse nine.

- That's not in the Bible.

- God never stopped.

Why would he?

His word still reigns down from heaven.

Only, it's a word no woman can hear.

I'm gonna be down in the basement working.

You get some rest.

Stay away from the door.

- Can I ask you a question?

- Yeah.

- [Martin] Why?

- Why, what?

- Well, why here?

You had to take a huge pay cut.

Firms like Anderson & Elliot.

They won't even look at Howard or me.

- This is where safe is.

- Well that you have to explain.

- My family looks good on paper.

Two parents, dad's an engineer,

my mother's a stay at home, brother and sister.

Perfect little nuclear family.

But as my grandmother used to say,

whatever God gives you on one side,

he shows you on the other.

So, one day, my father grabbed my mother

and put her through a window.

- Oh.

- That was the first time that I ever came here.

So I remember that judge,

Judge McClellan in that robe, on that bench.

He protected us that night.

Made sure my daddy didn't come home.

[footsteps clanging]

- Well what do we have here?

- Just decompressing after a long day.

Come on in and join us?

- No, I don't think so, not tonight.

- Day's over, court's close.

Come on, Spangler.

- Ruth, I'm sorry about this morning.

I should not have gotten upset with you.

I'm not trying to hurt you, it's just that--

- We said what we needed to say to one another.

I'll bid you all good night.

[footsteps clanging]

[Martin laughs] [Howard laughs]

- I bid you all a good night.

[Yvonne laughs]

What happened this morning?

- [Howard] Yeah?

- I made 57 suggestions too many.

- You do forward a whole lot of emails.

- I mean, well why not just share?

I mean, I don't know.

I have an idea and I just throw it out there.

Share. [laughs]

- Lester loves it.

She says you have a gift for logistics.

[Yvonne laughs] [Howard laughs]

- Thank you. [laughs]

She's never gonna like me, is she?

- Oh yeah, I, um, never, no.

- No, never.

[tense music]

[dramatic music]

[chains rattling]

- Now, now it'll all be over soon.

[dramatic music]

Let's get you dressed.

[chains rattle]

Let's see how these look on you.

[dramatic music]

No, no more of that.

[ringing sound]

[chains rattling] Now these

are from the Snyder era.

He was here the longest, eight years.

Personally I prefer the one night stands

[tense music]

You're a mother.

You have Jordan and Tensley, right?

Don't you think it's important to

provide them with a safe, secure environment?

[dramatic music]

You understand.

- Ah, the morning after blouse.

Every time she came out with this rob on,

I knew there was a guy in the house.

[tense music]

[creepy music]

Yeah, I know, I know. [dramatic music]

It's old fashioned.

Now I'm gonna get these developed

and I'm gonna let you look at them,

and then you decide if you want to look at them.

We'll go from there.

[ringing sound]

You know, it's not that I think all women are irredeemable.

I just haven't met any who feel the need to be redeemed.

- One more for the road!

- No, no, no, no, no.

I'm already one too many for the road.

I have to call an Uber.

- Oh, can't do that.

- What do you mean, I can't drive.

- Drunk in the back of an Uber Judge?

Not a good look.

Call Daryl.

- Yeah that'll help my situation.

- Call him.

Just tell him you need to be rescued.

- [laughs] What I need to do is to go to bed without,

um-- - Look at those shoes.

[Yvonne laughs] [Howard laughs]

Stop, stop. [laughs]

What I need to do is go to bed without hearing about

how much trouble I am.

That's what I need.

- Yeah, no worries.

I can take you home.

- What's that look for, Howard?

You can't believe the rumors can you?

- I don't know from rumors.

I know you.

- No, no, no.

You know the rumors.

- I've got my eyes on you.

- Okay, okay.

[Yvonne laughs]

- Yeah, you let me take your home.

- No, that's just dumb 'cause you live 10 minutes that way.

And I live 10 minutes this way.

He lives 10 minutes this way too.

Which is you're practically right around the corner from me.

- Yeah, Howard, this is dumb.

I live 10 minutes that way and, and 10 minutes, and uh,

I'm gonna get my coat.

Yeah.

- Get this.

You watch out for him.

- Allen?

Please, what's he gonna do?

- You are two sheets to the wind, sis.

- Graves, I've been doing me my entire life.

I know how this works.

- Ciao.

[Yvonne laughs]

- Goodnight.

- I'll see ya girl.

Call me when you get home.

- Found it. - I shall.

- Come on.

- Y'all drive careful now.

- You get home safely too.

- There's only one way to drive, come on.

- There we go. [laughs]

- Oh, - Mm-hmm.

- I never took you for that kind of guy.

- Guy who likes good music?

[Yvonne laughs] [Martin laughs]

- Ooh hey, whoa.

Never touched the hair.

- Okay. [laughs]

What did you mean when you said that'll help your situation?

Is there a situation between you and Daryl?

- No idea what you're talking about.

- So that's just between you and Graves.

Is it a black thing?

- No, it's a none of your damn business thing.

You wanna talk, talk about your own relationship.

- Well, as an act of good faith, I'll say this.

I've had some less than cinematic endings

to a few relationships and that's all.

- Explain.

- I want what I want and I never lie.

[Yvonne laughs]

- But.

- But, they never believe me.

- And?

- And nothing.

They always get mad about it.

- Hmm.

- Well don't you want to know?

- Know what?

- What I like.

- You can do one of two things.

You can take your hand off of my leg

or you can get your story together.

- My story?

- Mm-hmm, the story you gotta tell everybody tomorrow

when they figure out you only got four fingers

instead of five on that hand.

[Martin laughs]

- Did I, uh, misread you?

- You misunderstood me.

- How so?

- I'm neither impressed nor in need.

[car horn honks] - Which means what?

- You're an elegant creeper.

You present perfectly.

Handsome, powerful.

You want women to want you

but not in a way that ties you up.

So you tell 'em upfront that there's no future in this

even though you act like there is.

So you let the feeling of a commitment creep up on them.

And then you can always go back to that declarative sentence

that you said in the beginning that keeps them at bay.

- May I ask how you came by that analysis?

- You address how people feel when you sentence them.

- Okay, how does that translate to my love life?

- Men tend to hone their most effective skills

when trying to bag women.

[Martin laughs]

You got status and you look good for a white dude.

- Which means?

- Hmm?

Your current girlfriend's name is Denise, right?

- You met her at the Bar Association dinner.

Did you two have a conversation about me?

[Yvonne laughs]

- What do you think?

She performed for you all night.

Flirted with different women.

I think she procures for you.

You went in that threesome thing.

She's gorgeous, well educated.

A woman like that isn't doing it for fun.

She's doing it for a ring.

But the problem is that you're so bored with her

then she wants a commitment to take it to the next level.

So, therefore, you are ghosting her.

- And you know this how?

[Yvonne laughs]

- The clerk's office.

Whenever you decide that you're bored with a woman,

you block her from your phone

and they start calling the clerk's office.

All the clerks talk about it.

[Yvonne laughs]

- Okay, so one last question.

Do we have a problem here?

- Why would we have a problem?

- So we don't have a problem here.

- I don't, but I think you do.

[Martin laughs]

- What do you mean?

- Is that your house?

- Oh shit.

- Now that's cinematic.

[lively music]

♪ I heard him say chivalry was dead ♪

♪ Uh huh

♪ I see it in your eyes you're scared ♪

♪ Uh huh

♪ Because there ain't nothing here for you here ♪

♪ Lot of skeletons in my closet there ♪

♪ Maybe destruction is part of the plan ♪

♪ I'm your little emperor, the maze ♪

♪ I'ma to need my respect in the face ♪

♪ And if you get offended too bad ♪

♪ Cause I'm the high eater

♪ I'm a high eater

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