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(Clock tolling)

(Clock tolling)

(Clock tolling) (Gunfire)

(Gunfire)

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>> Come on, move, move, move,

>> Come on, move, move, move,

>> Come on, move, move, move, move!

move!

move! Go, go, go!

Go, go, go!

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Three, two, one!

Three, two, one!

Three, two, one! (Whistling explosion)

(Whistling explosion)

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>> Good shooting there, boys,

>> Good shooting there, boys,

>> Good shooting there, boys, let's go!

let's go!

let's go! >> Get those sandbags through!

>> Get those sandbags through!

>> Get those sandbags through! Come on!

Come on!

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>> Get in there!

>> Get in there!

>> Get in there! Go, boys, go!

Go, boys, go!

Go, boys, go! >> Move, move, move, move!

>> Move, move, move, move!

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>> You two, get down there, take

>> You two, get down there, take

>> You two, get down there, take that shit with you.

that shit with you.

that shit with you. Give me that Mills bomb box.

Give me that Mills bomb box.

Give me that Mills bomb box. Give me another one!

Give me another one!

Give me another one! Go!

Go!

Go! Okay, you two, follow me!

Okay, you two, follow me!

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You guys, follow me.

You guys, follow me.

You guys, follow me. (Shouting)

(Shouting)

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Goddammit!

Goddammit!

Goddammit! Patterson!

Patterson!

Patterson! Come on, give me some shovels!

Come on, give me some shovels!

Come on, give me some shovels! Come on!

Come on!

Come on! Get in there, get him out!

Get in there, get him out!

Get in there, get him out! Dig him out!

Dig him out!

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(Groaning)

(Groaning)

(Groaning) >> You're late.

>> You're late.

>> You're late. >> (Scoffs)

>> (Scoffs)

>> (Scoffs) Carrying party went sideways

Carrying party went sideways

Carrying party went sideways again.

again.

again. Oh... (Gasping)

Oh... (Gasping)

Oh... (Gasping) The peg trench was bedlam.

The peg trench was bedlam.

The peg trench was bedlam. (Gasping)

(Gasping)

(Gasping) We actually had to come in over

We actually had to come in over

We actually had to come in over land.

land.

land. Man.

Man.

Man. (Gasping)

(Gasping)

(Gasping) Something big's going on up the

Something big's going on up the

Something big's going on up the line.

line.

line. Troops clogging the trench.

Troops clogging the trench.

Troops clogging the trench. I thought for a minute command

I thought for a minute command

I thought for a minute command had moved Zero Hour up.

had moved Zero Hour up.

had moved Zero Hour up. >> The Germans have hit the 18th

>> The Germans have hit the 18th

>> The Germans have hit the 18th Battalion's front.

Battalion's front.

Battalion's front. They've gotten into the line.

They've gotten into the line.

They've gotten into the line. Brigade ordered everything

Brigade ordered everything

Brigade ordered everything available to help push them back

available to help push them back

available to help push them back out.

out.

out. Our bombers went in 20 minutes

Our bombers went in 20 minutes

Our bombers went in 20 minutes ago.

ago.

ago. >> Ah, fuck.

>> Ah, fuck.

>> Ah, fuck. >> This latest instalment of

>> This latest instalment of

>> This latest instalment of shelling was meant to keep our

shelling was meant to keep our

shelling was meant to keep our heads down, I guess.

heads down, I guess.

heads down, I guess. Don't know what the point is.

Don't know what the point is.

Don't know what the point is. Every morning, the same damn

Every morning, the same damn

Every morning, the same damn thing.

thing.

thing. The Huns shell us for a few

The Huns shell us for a few

The Huns shell us for a few minutes and all they manage to

minutes and all they manage to

minutes and all they manage to do is get dirt all over my desk

do is get dirt all over my desk

do is get dirt all over my desk and piss me off.

and piss me off.

and piss me off. >> The back pair came in on the

>> The back pair came in on the

>> The back pair came in on the west end.

west end.

west end. They buried Private Patterson.

They buried Private Patterson.

They buried Private Patterson. They're digging him out now.

They're digging him out now.

They're digging him out now. >> Patterson.

>> Patterson.

>> Patterson. Is he okay?

Is he okay?

Is he okay? >> I'm not sure, Bob.

>> I'm not sure, Bob.

>> I'm not sure, Bob. (Gasping)

(Gasping)

(Gasping) >> He was starting to look a

>> He was starting to look a

>> He was starting to look a little shell-shocked.

little shell-shocked.

little shell-shocked. I knew it wasn't doing him any

I knew it wasn't doing him any

I knew it wasn't doing him any good sitting in this shithole.

good sitting in this shithole.

good sitting in this shithole. >> No.

>> No.

>> No. It happened when we just got in.

It happened when we just got in.

It happened when we just got in. I started digging him out by

I started digging him out by

I started digging him out by hand, then the boys with the

hand, then the boys with the

hand, then the boys with the shovels arrived and got things

shovels arrived and got things

shovels arrived and got things under control.

under control.

under control. >> Bloody hell.

>> Bloody hell.

>> Bloody hell. >> It's not your fault, Bob.

>> It's not your fault, Bob.

>> It's not your fault, Bob. He was saying himself, his

He was saying himself, his

He was saying himself, his number was coming up.

number was coming up.

number was coming up. >> Just wish I could have found

>> Just wish I could have found

>> Just wish I could have found him some way off the line this

him some way off the line this

him some way off the line this time.

time.

time. And who he hell is this?

And who he hell is this?

And who he hell is this? >> Oh, out there is Lieutenant

>> Oh, out there is Lieutenant

>> Oh, out there is Lieutenant Donovan.

Donovan.

Donovan. War records office.

War records office.

War records office. >> That's just great.

>> That's just great.

>> That's just great. They should have sent us a piano

They should have sent us a piano

They should have sent us a piano player too.

player too.

player too. Then we could have had a real

Then we could have had a real

Then we could have had a real picture show.

picture show.

picture show. >> (Chuckles)

>> (Chuckles)

>> (Chuckles) >> Don't know what the point is.

>> Don't know what the point is.

>> Don't know what the point is. Up to our asses in mud.

Up to our asses in mud.

Up to our asses in mud. Those asshats at HQ are out of

Those asshats at HQ are out of

Those asshats at HQ are out of their minds, sending a cameraman

their minds, sending a cameraman

their minds, sending a cameraman in here.

in here.

in here. God.

God.

God. Give it an hour before he won't

Give it an hour before he won't

Give it an hour before he won't even be able to turn the crank

even be able to turn the crank

even be able to turn the crank on that thing.

on that thing.

on that thing. >> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. You'll find he's under orders

You'll find he's under orders

You'll find he's under orders not to interact.

not to interact.

not to interact. He's just here to film the

He's just here to film the

He's just here to film the battle.

battle.

battle. Guess they don't want to ruin

Guess they don't want to ruin

Guess they don't want to ruin the authenticity.

>> It says here you're to merely

>> It says here you're to merely

>> It says here you're to merely record and we're to go about our

record and we're to go about our

record and we're to go about our business as usual.

business as usual.

business as usual. I don't think this shit'll play

I don't think this shit'll play

I don't think this shit'll play well between chaplain rails.

well between chaplain rails.

well between chaplain rails. Go about your business,

Go about your business,

Go about your business, lieutenant.

lieutenant.

lieutenant. Really?

Really?

Really? You want to film this?

You want to film this?

You want to film this? Alright, suit yourself, but just

Alright, suit yourself, but just

Alright, suit yourself, but just remember, head down and ass

remember, head down and ass

remember, head down and ass covered.

covered.

covered. That's the way we do things

That's the way we do things

That's the way we do things here.

here.

here. You getting the new guys settled

You getting the new guys settled

You getting the new guys settled in, Mac?

in, Mac?

in, Mac? >> They got a little distracted

>> They got a little distracted

>> They got a little distracted with Heinie knocking in the

with Heinie knocking in the

with Heinie knocking in the trench just now.

trench just now.

trench just now. >> What'd you bring in?

>> What'd you bring in?

>> What'd you bring in? >> Oh, water, SAA, Mills bombs.

>> Oh, water, SAA, Mills bombs.

>> Oh, water, SAA, Mills bombs. Oh, and two jugs of SRD rum.

Oh, and two jugs of SRD rum.

Oh, and two jugs of SRD rum. Supply must have made a mistake,

Supply must have made a mistake,

Supply must have made a mistake, but I wasn't going to ask too

but I wasn't going to ask too

but I wasn't going to ask too many questions.

many questions.

many questions. >> It's not a mistake.

>> It's not a mistake.

>> It's not a mistake. >> What?

>> What?

>> What? >> You can leave them out.

>> You can leave them out.

>> You can leave them out. Orders from battalion.

Orders from battalion.

Orders from battalion. The men can have as much as they

The men can have as much as they

The men can have as much as they want.

want.

want. And keeping with battalion

And keeping with battalion

And keeping with battalion orders, how about something a

orders, how about something a

orders, how about something a little more civilised?

little more civilised?

little more civilised? >> Don't mind if I do.

>> Don't mind if I do.

>> Don't mind if I do. >> You realise we have a

>> You realise we have a

>> You realise we have a problem, Mac.

problem, Mac.

problem, Mac. We got no word from battalion

We got no word from battalion

We got no word from battalion that we're going to get our

that we're going to get our

that we're going to get our bombers back before Zero Hour.

bombers back before Zero Hour.

bombers back before Zero Hour. >> Well, how the fuck are we

>> Well, how the fuck are we

>> Well, how the fuck are we supposed to clear trenches

supposed to clear trenches

supposed to clear trenches without any fucking bombers?

without any fucking bombers?

without any fucking bombers? >> We'll have to organise our

>> We'll have to organise our

>> We'll have to organise our own trench-storming parties.

own trench-storming parties.

own trench-storming parties. I'll need you to do that.

I'll need you to do that.

I'll need you to do that. >> So they're not cancelling the

>> So they're not cancelling the

>> So they're not cancelling the attack?

attack?

attack? Heinie's in our trench, we got

Heinie's in our trench, we got

Heinie's in our trench, we got no fucking bombers and Command's

no fucking bombers and Command's

no fucking bombers and Command's still going to go through with

still going to go through with

still going to go through with the attack?

the attack?

the attack? (Sigh)

(Sigh)

(Sigh) >> I got nothing different from

>> I got nothing different from

>> I got nothing different from battalion.

battalion.

battalion. Everything's still going in on

Everything's still going in on

Everything's still going in on schedule.

schedule.

schedule. >> Fuck.

>> Fuck.

>> Fuck. >> Here's mud in your eye.

>> Here's mud in your eye.

>> Here's mud in your eye. >> And your boot.

>> And your boot.

>> And your boot. >> And down the crack of your

>> And down the crack of your

>> And down the crack of your ass.

ass.

ass. Cheers.

(Sigh)

(Sigh)

(Sigh) I'll need you to take an

I'll need you to take an

I'll need you to take an accurate count of what Mills

accurate count of what Mills

accurate count of what Mills bombs we have.

bombs we have.

bombs we have. You'll probably have to get one

You'll probably have to get one

You'll probably have to get one from each of the men to carry

from each of the men to carry

from each of the men to carry forward with you.

forward with you.

forward with you. We'll need two parties.

We'll need two parties.

We'll need two parties. Pick your bombers and carriers

Pick your bombers and carriers

Pick your bombers and carriers and make sure they get the

and make sure they get the

and make sure they get the bombs.

bombs.

bombs. Who's taking the grenadier's

Who's taking the grenadier's

Who's taking the grenadier's course?

course?

course? >> Uh, Cuddy and Banks and,

>> Uh, Cuddy and Banks and,

>> Uh, Cuddy and Banks and, well, Patterson had.

well, Patterson had.

well, Patterson had. I'll talk to Sergeant Graves and

I'll talk to Sergeant Graves and

I'll talk to Sergeant Graves and see if he can put together a

see if he can put together a

see if he can put together a second party.

second party.

second party. >> Actually, let the bombers

>> Actually, let the bombers

>> Actually, let the bombers pick their carriers, somebody

pick their carriers, somebody

pick their carriers, somebody they know they can work with.

they know they can work with.

they know they can work with. Any thoughts on bayonet men?

Any thoughts on bayonet men?

Any thoughts on bayonet men? >> Jenson, of course.

>> Jenson, of course.

>> Jenson, of course. I can pull Kenny from Corporal

I can pull Kenny from Corporal

I can pull Kenny from Corporal Thompson's section.

Thompson's section.

Thompson's section. >> Just make sure they know

>> Just make sure they know

>> Just make sure they know their jobs.

their jobs.

their jobs. >> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. If it's all the same to you,

If it's all the same to you,

If it's all the same to you, Bob, don't send me on another

Bob, don't send me on another

Bob, don't send me on another carrying party.

carrying party.

carrying party. >> I'll see what I can do.

>> I'll see what I can do.

>> I'll see what I can do. >> What the hell is that anyway?

>> What the hell is that anyway?

>> What the hell is that anyway? >> It's a phonograph.

>> It's a phonograph.

>> It's a phonograph. Nice German one.

Nice German one.

Nice German one. There's some records too.

There's some records too.

There's some records too. My German's not too good, but

My German's not too good, but

My German's not too good, but most of them say Wagner.

most of them say Wagner.

most of them say Wagner. Found it packed up in a crate

Found it packed up in a crate

Found it packed up in a crate under the desk.

under the desk.

under the desk. Surprised the boys from the 19th

Surprised the boys from the 19th

Surprised the boys from the 19th hadn't nicked it in their tour.

hadn't nicked it in their tour.

hadn't nicked it in their tour. >> Well, they were probably

>> Well, they were probably

>> Well, they were probably coming back for it.

coming back for it.

coming back for it. What are you going to do with

What are you going to do with

What are you going to do with it?

it?

it? >> Exact same thing, I guess.

>> Exact same thing, I guess.

>> Exact same thing, I guess. I'll hide it and see if I can

I'll hide it and see if I can

I'll hide it and see if I can come back for it after this

come back for it after this

come back for it after this tour.

tour.

tour. If I can arrange to send this

If I can arrange to send this

If I can arrange to send this home, I can get $35 for it.

home, I can get $35 for it.

home, I can get $35 for it. (Knocking)

(Knocking)

(Knocking) Come in.

>> Excuse me, Lieutenant.

>> Excuse me, Lieutenant.

>> Excuse me, Lieutenant. >> Private Hancock.

>> Private Hancock.

>> Private Hancock. >> Lieutenant, it's Patterson.

>> Lieutenant, it's Patterson.

>> Lieutenant, it's Patterson. Things aren't good.

Things aren't good.

Things aren't good. >> Well, did they get him dug

>> Well, did they get him dug

>> Well, did they get him dug out?

out?

out? >> They did.

>> They did.

>> They did. Uh, I'm no doctor, but it don't

Uh, I'm no doctor, but it don't

Uh, I'm no doctor, but it don't look good.

look good.

look good. >> Let's go.

>> Let's go.

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>> What's the situation,

>> What's the situation,

>> What's the situation, Corporal Pears?

Corporal Pears?

Corporal Pears? >> I'm afraid he's dead, sir.

>> I'm afraid he's dead, sir.

>> I'm afraid he's dead, sir. >> Right.

>> Right.

>> Right. Sergeant, finish up here and

Sergeant, finish up here and

Sergeant, finish up here and report back to me.

report back to me.

report back to me. >> Yes, sir.

>> Yes, sir.

>> Yes, sir. Sure you did what you could,

Sure you did what you could,

Sure you did what you could, Pears.

Pears.

Pears. >> Sergeant, could you assign a

>> Sergeant, could you assign a

>> Sergeant, could you assign a detail to clear this body?

detail to clear this body?

detail to clear this body? I have some cuts to attend to.

I have some cuts to attend to.

I have some cuts to attend to. >> Yeah, sure thing, Patch.

>> Yeah, sure thing, Patch.

>> Yeah, sure thing, Patch. Cuddy, Banks, grab that

Cuddy, Banks, grab that

Cuddy, Banks, grab that stretcher and get Patterson out

stretcher and get Patterson out

stretcher and get Patterson out of here.

of here.

of here. >> Oh, are we stretcher bearers

>> Oh, are we stretcher bearers

>> Oh, are we stretcher bearers now?

now?

now? >> Now you're whatever the fuck

>> Now you're whatever the fuck

>> Now you're whatever the fuck I tell you you are.

I tell you you are.

I tell you you are. Now give your mouth a rest and

Now give your mouth a rest and

Now give your mouth a rest and you and Cuddy grab that

you and Cuddy grab that

you and Cuddy grab that stretcher, get him done.

stretcher, get him done.

stretcher, get him done. >> Yes, Sergeant.

>> Yes, Sergeant.

>> Yes, Sergeant. >> Make sure you bring the

>> Make sure you bring the

>> Make sure you bring the bloody stretcher back.

bloody stretcher back.

bloody stretcher back. I don't want to have to go

I don't want to have to go

I don't want to have to go looking for it later.

>> Hey, look.

>> Hey, look.

>> Hey, look. We're in the movies.

We're in the movies.

We're in the movies. I always thought I had the good

I always thought I had the good

I always thought I had the good looks for the pictures.

looks for the pictures.

looks for the pictures. Hey, Patch, where do you want

Hey, Patch, where do you want

Hey, Patch, where do you want Patterson?

Patterson?

Patterson? >> Get him down to Walker

>> Get him down to Walker

>> Get him down to Walker Avenue.

Avenue.

Avenue. He'll get cleared from there

He'll get cleared from there

He'll get cleared from there later.

later.

later. >> You're the man, Cuddy.

>> You're the man, Cuddy.

>> You're the man, Cuddy. Follow me.

Follow me.

Follow me. Patterson's getting out of this

Patterson's getting out of this

Patterson's getting out of this hole the hard way, feet first.

hole the hard way, feet first.

hole the hard way, feet first. >> Jesus, Banks.

>> Jesus, Banks.

>> Jesus, Banks. Guy's not even cold yet.

Guy's not even cold yet.

Guy's not even cold yet. A little soon, don't you think?

A little soon, don't you think?

A little soon, don't you think? >> Yeah, lighten up, Cuddy.

>> Yeah, lighten up, Cuddy.

>> Yeah, lighten up, Cuddy. Patterson don't care.

Patterson don't care.

Patterson don't care. >> Yeah, well, I do, all right?

>> Yeah, well, I do, all right?

>> Yeah, well, I do, all right? It's a little unnerving for me,

It's a little unnerving for me,

It's a little unnerving for me, having breakfast with a fellow

having breakfast with a fellow

having breakfast with a fellow one second and hauling him out

one second and hauling him out

one second and hauling him out of this trench the next.

of this trench the next.

of this trench the next. >> Yeah, well, tomorrow, you and

>> Yeah, well, tomorrow, you and

>> Yeah, well, tomorrow, you and some other schlep might be

some other schlep might be

some other schlep might be huffing my sorry ass out of this

huffing my sorry ass out of this

huffing my sorry ass out of this hole the same way.

hole the same way.

hole the same way. >> Shit, you mean I got to wait

>> Shit, you mean I got to wait

>> Shit, you mean I got to wait all the way till tomorrow?

all the way till tomorrow?

all the way till tomorrow? >> They got Patterson?

>> They got Patterson?

>> They got Patterson? >> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. Where the fuck have you been?

Where the fuck have you been?

Where the fuck have you been? Having a wank in the latrine?

Having a wank in the latrine?

Having a wank in the latrine? Damn near took an artillery

Damn near took an artillery

Damn near took an artillery shell on top of his fucking

shell on top of his fucking

shell on top of his fucking head.

head.

head. >> If he had been off the spot,

>> If he had been off the spot,

>> If he had been off the spot, he wouldn't have to be hauling

he wouldn't have to be hauling

he wouldn't have to be hauling his ass around.

his ass around.

his ass around. >> Yeah, out of the way,

>> Yeah, out of the way,

>> Yeah, out of the way, Matheson.

Matheson.

Matheson. You're holding up the fucking

You're holding up the fucking

You're holding up the fucking work day.

work day.

work day. >> Dead guy coming through.

>> Take it easy, Matheson.

>> Take it easy, Matheson.

>> Take it easy, Matheson. He's better off now than sitting

He's better off now than sitting

He's better off now than sitting in this pile of shit.

in this pile of shit.

in this pile of shit. >> I know, but...

>> I know, but...

>> I know, but... We were going to go fishing when

We were going to go fishing when

We were going to go fishing when we got home.

we got home.

we got home. Patterson and me don't live too

Patterson and me don't live too

Patterson and me don't live too far from each other back home.

far from each other back home.

far from each other back home. Got a shack on Lake Kashwakamak.

Got a shack on Lake Kashwakamak.

Got a shack on Lake Kashwakamak. >> Kasha-what-the-fuck?

>> Kasha-what-the-fuck?

>> Kasha-what-the-fuck? >> Kashwakamak.

>> Kashwakamak.

>> Kashwakamak. It's a lake back home.

It's a lake back home.

It's a lake back home. Injuns named it.

Injuns named it.

Injuns named it. >> Oh.

>> Oh.

>> Oh. >> Patterson loved fishing

>> Patterson loved fishing

>> Patterson loved fishing there.

there.

there. It's all me and him ever talked

It's all me and him ever talked

It's all me and him ever talked about.

about.

about. >> Ah, fuck, Matheson.

>> Ah, fuck, Matheson.

>> Ah, fuck, Matheson. He's probably fishing right now.

He's probably fishing right now.

He's probably fishing right now. >> You think so?

>> You think so?

>> You think so? >> Yeah, sure.

>> Yeah, sure.

>> Yeah, sure. Guy like that.

Guy like that.

Guy like that. Why'd he'd waste five minutes

Why'd he'd waste five minutes

Why'd he'd waste five minutes doing something else?

doing something else?

doing something else? >> I guess you're right.

>> I guess you're right.

>> I guess you're right. He's probably sitting in a boat

He's probably sitting in a boat

He's probably sitting in a boat right now, got a big bucket full

right now, got a big bucket full

right now, got a big bucket full of minnows.

of minnows.

of minnows. He always swore minnows were the

He always swore minnows were the

He always swore minnows were the best bait going.

best bait going.

best bait going. >> I sure as shit wouldn't mind

>> I sure as shit wouldn't mind

>> I sure as shit wouldn't mind sitting in a boat right now.

sitting in a boat right now.

sitting in a boat right now. >> You an angler?

>> You an angler?

>> You an angler? >> Me?

>> Me?

>> Me? Nah.

Nah.

Nah. I could sit in a boat.

I could sit in a boat.

I could sit in a boat. Nothing like being out on the

Nothing like being out on the

Nothing like being out on the lake on a summer day.

lake on a summer day.

lake on a summer day. Taking a girl with you.

Taking a girl with you.

Taking a girl with you. And if it's hot enough, maybe

And if it's hot enough, maybe

And if it's hot enough, maybe doing some skinny dipping.

doing some skinny dipping.

doing some skinny dipping. >> I wouldn't know too much

>> I wouldn't know too much

>> I wouldn't know too much about that.

about that.

about that. >> Ah, bet you got a bunch of

>> Ah, bet you got a bunch of

>> Ah, bet you got a bunch of girls back home.

girls back home.

girls back home. >> Me?

>> Me?

>> Me? No.

No.

No. Not a lot of girls up where I

Not a lot of girls up where I

Not a lot of girls up where I live.

live.

live. >> Not a lot of girls?

>> Not a lot of girls?

>> Not a lot of girls? Where you from, the Pen?

Where you from, the Pen?

Where you from, the Pen? >> Nice.

>> Nice.

>> Nice. No, you dumb fuck, I'm from

No, you dumb fuck, I'm from

No, you dumb fuck, I'm from Burridge.

Burridge.

Burridge. I never been in trouble in my

I never been in trouble in my

I never been in trouble in my life.

life.

life. It's just... ain't a lot of

It's just... ain't a lot of

It's just... ain't a lot of girls up there in Burridge.

girls up there in Burridge.

girls up there in Burridge. Least not the kind you'd want to

Least not the kind you'd want to

Least not the kind you'd want to see naked.

see naked.

see naked. >> Where the fuck is Burridge?

>> Where the fuck is Burridge?

>> Where the fuck is Burridge? >> Up around Sharbot Lakes,

>> Up around Sharbot Lakes,

>> Up around Sharbot Lakes, where Patterson was from.

where Patterson was from.

where Patterson was from. >> I heard of Sharbot Lake.

>> I heard of Sharbot Lake.

>> I heard of Sharbot Lake. >> Burridge.

>> Burridge.

>> Burridge. Between Westport and Godfrey.

Between Westport and Godfrey.

Between Westport and Godfrey. >> Jesus.

>> Jesus.

>> Jesus. Up where the devil treed the

Up where the devil treed the

Up where the devil treed the bear.

bear.

bear. It's nice country, though.

It's nice country, though.

It's nice country, though. Took the train up to Sharbot

Took the train up to Sharbot

Took the train up to Sharbot Lake a couple of summers ago.

Lake a couple of summers ago.

Lake a couple of summers ago. >> Patterson moved there a few

>> Patterson moved there a few

>> Patterson moved there a few years back from Cloyne.

years back from Cloyne.

years back from Cloyne. Said me and him would go back

Said me and him would go back

Said me and him would go back there when the war was over,

there when the war was over,

there when the war was over, but... guess not now.

but... guess not now.

but... guess not now. Are you just going to stand

Are you just going to stand

Are you just going to stand there and point that thing at us

there and point that thing at us

there and point that thing at us all day?

all day?

all day? >> Ah, he'll get bored.

>> Ah, he'll get bored.

>> Ah, he'll get bored. Don't know why the army wants

Don't know why the army wants

Don't know why the army wants pictures of us in this place

pictures of us in this place

pictures of us in this place anyway.

anyway.

anyway. Nobody's going to pay a nickel

Nobody's going to pay a nickel

Nobody's going to pay a nickel for it.

for it.

for it. >> Hey, what's a guy do around

>> Hey, what's a guy do around

>> Hey, what's a guy do around here when he's got to go?

here when he's got to go?

here when he's got to go? >> Well, you got a couple of

>> Well, you got a couple of

>> Well, you got a couple of choices, depending.

choices, depending.

choices, depending. If you want to be all French

If you want to be all French

If you want to be all French about it, you can just go

about it, you can just go

about it, you can just go anywhere, but the sanitation

anywhere, but the sanitation

anywhere, but the sanitation officer's a real prick and

officer's a real prick and

officer's a real prick and frankly, it's not a way to get

frankly, it's not a way to get

frankly, it's not a way to get in good with the guys.

in good with the guys.

in good with the guys. Those French will go anywhere.

Those French will go anywhere.

Those French will go anywhere. Remember when we took over--

Remember when we took over--

Remember when we took over-- >> Hey, buddy, what's the second

>> Hey, buddy, what's the second

>> Hey, buddy, what's the second choice?

choice?

choice? >> Ah, latrines are down that

>> Ah, latrines are down that

>> Ah, latrines are down that way.

way.

way. It's not much more than the hole

It's not much more than the hole

It's not much more than the hole you're sitting in, but don't get

you're sitting in, but don't get

you're sitting in, but don't get the two confused.

the two confused.

the two confused. This one's for living in.

This one's for living in.

This one's for living in. >> Thanks.

>> Thanks.

>> Thanks. Langdon, you wait here.

Langdon, you wait here.

Langdon, you wait here. I'll be right back.

I'll be right back.

I'll be right back. >> Um--

>> Um--

>> Um-- >> Calm down, Teddy.

>> Calm down, Teddy.

>> Calm down, Teddy. Hey, guys, you mind if Teddy

Hey, guys, you mind if Teddy

Hey, guys, you mind if Teddy here sits with you a spell? He's

here sits with you a spell? He's

here sits with you a spell? He's a little shooken up with

a little shooken up with

a little shooken up with all that commotion this morning

all that commotion this morning

all that commotion this morning and that guy getting his...

and that guy getting his...

and that guy getting his... Anyways, he could use the

Anyways, he could use the

Anyways, he could use the company.

company.

company. >> Dave: Hell, no problem.

>> Dave: Hell, no problem.

>> Dave: Hell, no problem. Make yourself comfortable, kid.

Make yourself comfortable, kid.

Make yourself comfortable, kid. >> You wait here, okay, Teddy?

>> You wait here, okay, Teddy?

>> You wait here, okay, Teddy? Thanks, guys.

Thanks, guys.

♪

>> Teddy?

>> Teddy?

>> Teddy? Take a seat.

Take a seat.

Take a seat. I'm Jensen, Dave Jensen.

I'm Jensen, Dave Jensen.

I'm Jensen, Dave Jensen. This is Chuck.

This is Chuck.

This is Chuck. >> Chuck Matheson.

>> Chuck Matheson.

>> Chuck Matheson. >> That's Carl.

>> Who's that?

>> Who's that?

>> Who's that? >> Oh, that's Morton.

>> Oh, that's Morton.

>> Oh, that's Morton. (Spits)

(Spits)

(Spits) >> Is he...

>> Is he...

>> Is he... >> Him?

>> Him?

>> Him? Oh no, he's just... resting.

Oh no, he's just... resting.

Oh no, he's just... resting. >> Where do you come from?

>> Where do you come from?

>> Where do you come from? >> Sydenham.

>> Sydenham.

>> Sydenham. >> Sydenham, huh?

>> Sydenham, huh?

>> Sydenham, huh? >> Yes, sir.

>> Yes, sir.

>> Yes, sir. >> Sir?

>> Sir?

>> Sir? >> You can count, can't you,

>> You can count, can't you,

>> You can count, can't you, kid?

kid?

kid? >> Yes, sir.

>> Yes, sir.

>> Yes, sir. >> Well, how many stripes do you

>> Well, how many stripes do you

>> Well, how many stripes do you count on that sleeve?

count on that sleeve?

count on that sleeve? Just call me Jensen.

Just call me Jensen.

Just call me Jensen. >> Alright, Mr. Jensen.

>> Alright, Mr. Jensen.

>> Alright, Mr. Jensen. (Laughter)

(Laughter)

(Laughter) >> That's close.

>> That's close.

>> That's close. How about Jensen?

How about Jensen?

How about Jensen? How's this kid going to kill

How's this kid going to kill

How's this kid going to kill Heinies with manners like that?

Heinies with manners like that?

Heinies with manners like that? What are you going to do, ask

What are you going to do, ask

What are you going to do, ask their pardon first?

their pardon first?

their pardon first? Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. You been through that new

You been through that new

You been through that new bayonet training.

bayonet training.

bayonet training. Let's see your killing face.

Let's see your killing face.

Let's see your killing face. >> What?

>> What?

>> What? Now?

Now?

Now? But I don't even have my

But I don't even have my

But I don't even have my bayonet!

bayonet!

bayonet! >> You don't need your bayonet

>> You don't need your bayonet

>> You don't need your bayonet to intimidate old Heinie there.

to intimidate old Heinie there.

to intimidate old Heinie there. Come on!

Come on!

Come on! Let's see your killing face.

Let's see your killing face.

Let's see your killing face. >> All right.

>> All right.

♪

(Roaring)

(Roaring)

(Roaring) (Both laughing)

(Both laughing)

(Both laughing) >> It could work if the kid can

>> It could work if the kid can

>> It could work if the kid can run fast enough before Fritzie

run fast enough before Fritzie

run fast enough before Fritzie stops laughing.

stops laughing.

stops laughing. >> Hey, don't worry, kid.

>> Hey, don't worry, kid.

>> Hey, don't worry, kid. Just hide behind us and we'll

Just hide behind us and we'll

Just hide behind us and we'll scare Heinie for you.

scare Heinie for you.

scare Heinie for you. (Laughing)

See that Brooks fellow close?

See that Brooks fellow close?

See that Brooks fellow close? >> He's from Sydenham too.

>> He's from Sydenham too.

>> He's from Sydenham too. But we never actually met till

But we never actually met till

But we never actually met till we signed up.

we signed up.

we signed up. >> Imagine that.

>> Imagine that.

>> Imagine that. Travelling thousands of miles

Travelling thousands of miles

Travelling thousands of miles overseas just to meet somebody

overseas just to meet somebody

overseas just to meet somebody who lives up the street.

who lives up the street.

who lives up the street. >> No, we first met at the

>> No, we first met at the

>> No, we first met at the armouries in King--

armouries in King--

armouries in King-- >> Hey, I was just waxing

>> Hey, I was just waxing

>> Hey, I was just waxing poetic.

poetic.

poetic. >> I heard some fellows say the

>> I heard some fellows say the

>> I heard some fellows say the Germans fire on us every day,

Germans fire on us every day,

Germans fire on us every day, like they did just there.

like they did just there.

like they did just there. Was he just... joking?

Was he just... joking?

Was he just... joking? >> Well, that was a little more

>> Well, that was a little more

>> Well, that was a little more than the usual morning hate that

than the usual morning hate that

than the usual morning hate that Heinie throws at us.

Heinie throws at us.

Heinie throws at us. >> Just remember to keep that

>> Just remember to keep that

>> Just remember to keep that helmet on and don't take it off

helmet on and don't take it off

helmet on and don't take it off unless you have to.

unless you have to.

unless you have to. >> So he wasn't joking, then.

>> So he wasn't joking, then.

>> So he wasn't joking, then. >> Afraid not.

>> Afraid not.

>> Afraid not. You just do like us old fellows

You just do like us old fellows

You just do like us old fellows and you'll be fine.

and you'll be fine.

and you'll be fine. It'll be a piece of cake.

It'll be a piece of cake.

It'll be a piece of cake. And remember--

And remember--

And remember-- >> Both: Keep your head down and

>> Both: Keep your head down and

>> Both: Keep your head down and your ass covered.

your ass covered.

your ass covered. >> No matter what.

>> No matter what.

>> No matter what. You stick your head above that

You stick your head above that

You stick your head above that parapet and you'll be napoo.

parapet and you'll be napoo.

parapet and you'll be napoo. >> What do you mean?

>> What do you mean?

>> What do you mean? >> Napoo?

>> Napoo?

>> Napoo? Finit.

Finit.

Finit. Done.

Done.

Done. Gone west.

Gone west.

Gone west. Dead!

Dead!

Dead! This kid's got a lot to learn.

This kid's got a lot to learn.

This kid's got a lot to learn. You ever hunt gophers in a

You ever hunt gophers in a

You ever hunt gophers in a field?

field?

field? >> Yes, sir.

>> Yes, sir.

>> Yes, sir. With my .22.

With my .22.

With my .22. >> Well, stop calling me sir and

>> Well, stop calling me sir and

>> Well, stop calling me sir and watch this.

watch this.

♪

You ready?!

You ready?!

You ready?! (Gunshots)

(Gunshots)

(Gunshots) >> Morton: Take that, you Hun

>> Morton: Take that, you Hun

>> Morton: Take that, you Hun bastard!

bastard!

♪

>> Fucking squareheads.

>> Fucking squareheads.

>> Fucking squareheads. Hey, you got him, Morton?

Hey, you got him, Morton?

Hey, you got him, Morton? >> Right between the eyes.

>> Right between the eyes.

>> Right between the eyes. >> (Chuckles) Nice work.

>> (Chuckles) Nice work.

>> (Chuckles) Nice work. >> Those fuckers sit up there

>> Those fuckers sit up there

>> Those fuckers sit up there all day trained on our trench,

all day trained on our trench,

all day trained on our trench, ready to pick us off one by one.

ready to pick us off one by one.

ready to pick us off one by one. Morton's got 15 of the fuckers

Morton's got 15 of the fuckers

Morton's got 15 of the fuckers already with that wood head of

already with that wood head of

already with that wood head of his.

his.

his. >> So goes our little motto:

>> So goes our little motto:

>> So goes our little motto: head down, ass covered.

head down, ass covered.

head down, ass covered. Well, I mean, not officially.

Well, I mean, not officially.

Well, I mean, not officially. None of us can translate it into

None of us can translate it into

None of us can translate it into Latin.

Latin.

Latin. >> And if you hear any strange

>> And if you hear any strange

>> And if you hear any strange noise, you get your head further

noise, you get your head further

noise, you get your head further down and your ass more covered.

down and your ass more covered.

down and your ass more covered. You'll get used to the different

You'll get used to the different

You'll get used to the different sounds pretty quick.

sounds pretty quick.

sounds pretty quick. >> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. What you heard this morning,

What you heard this morning,

What you heard this morning, those were the crumps.

those were the crumps.

those were the crumps. Germans' high-veloc, high-

Germans' high-veloc, high-

Germans' high-veloc, high- explosive shells.

explosive shells.

explosive shells. >> And that whizz-bang makes a

>> And that whizz-bang makes a

>> And that whizz-bang makes a hell of a noise.

hell of a noise.

hell of a noise. Just like that.

Just like that.

Just like that. Whoo-ee! Bang!

Whoo-ee! Bang!

Whoo-ee! Bang! (Laughing)

(Laughing)

(Laughing) Some of the fellows call them

Some of the fellows call them

Some of the fellows call them woolly bears too.

woolly bears too.

woolly bears too. It's pretty much the same thing.

It's pretty much the same thing.

It's pretty much the same thing. Shrapnel, not too bad if you're

Shrapnel, not too bad if you're

Shrapnel, not too bad if you're in the trench.

in the trench.

in the trench. Then there are the minis, you

Then there are the minis, you

Then there are the minis, you see, they make this--

see, they make this--

see, they make this-- (Moaning)-- sound.

(Moaning)-- sound.

(Moaning)-- sound. But they move slow, so keep your

But they move slow, so keep your

But they move slow, so keep your eye on them and see where

eye on them and see where

eye on them and see where they're going and plan

they're going and plan

they're going and plan accordingly.

accordingly.

accordingly. >> It's the silent Susans you'll

>> It's the silent Susans you'll

>> It's the silent Susans you'll have to get used to.

have to get used to.

have to get used to. >> Those are Heinie's

>> Those are Heinie's

>> Those are Heinie's high-velocity shells.

high-velocity shells.

high-velocity shells. Shell hits you before you hear

Shell hits you before you hear

Shell hits you before you hear the bang.

the bang.

the bang. I wouldn't worry about those.

I wouldn't worry about those.

I wouldn't worry about those. One of those gets you, you'll

One of those gets you, you'll

One of those gets you, you'll never know.

>> How long had that other guy

>> How long had that other guy

>> How long had that other guy been here?

been here?

been here? >> You mean Patterson?

>> You mean Patterson?

>> You mean Patterson? He'd been here a while, but he

He'd been here a while, but he

He'd been here a while, but he was just a little unluckier than

was just a little unluckier than

was just a little unluckier than most.

most.

most. Never seen him win at a game of

Never seen him win at a game of

Never seen him win at a game of cards.

cards.

cards. >> But he's one hell of a

>> But he's one hell of a

>> But he's one hell of a fisherman, though.

fisherman, though.

fisherman, though. Mac went back in the CP, right?

Mac went back in the CP, right?

Mac went back in the CP, right? >> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. >> Keep an eye out for him?

One hell of a fisherman.

One hell of a fisherman.

One hell of a fisherman. To Patterson.

Take a drink, kid.

Take a drink, kid.

Take a drink, kid. It helps.

>> Private Theodore Langdon,

>> Private Theodore Langdon,

>> Private Theodore Langdon, drinking on duty.

drinking on duty.

drinking on duty. (Chuckles)

(Chuckles)

(Chuckles) Your mother says you don't make

Your mother says you don't make

Your mother says you don't make friends easy.

friends easy.

friends easy. I go for a piss and here you are

I go for a piss and here you are

I go for a piss and here you are drinking it up with these dudes.

drinking it up with these dudes.

drinking it up with these dudes. >> But Tom, I was just-- they

>> But Tom, I was just-- they

>> But Tom, I was just-- they were telling about the fellow

were telling about the fellow

were telling about the fellow that passed this morning and

that passed this morning and

that passed this morning and another dead guy on the wall

another dead guy on the wall

another dead guy on the wall shot a German.

shot a German.

shot a German. Please don't write and tell mom.

Please don't write and tell mom.

Please don't write and tell mom. >> Jesus Christ, Teddy.

>> Jesus Christ, Teddy.

>> Jesus Christ, Teddy. What the fuck are you talking

What the fuck are you talking

What the fuck are you talking about?

about?

about? I'm just giving you a hard time.

I'm just giving you a hard time.

I'm just giving you a hard time. I won't tell your mom.

I won't tell your mom.

I won't tell your mom. >> You find what you were

>> You find what you were

>> You find what you were looking for?

looking for?

looking for? >> Thank god.

>> Thank god.

>> Thank god. I've been floating since we left

I've been floating since we left

I've been floating since we left for the front this morning.

for the front this morning.

for the front this morning. >> You want some?

>> You want some?

>> You want some? You hear about this new barrage?

You hear about this new barrage?

You hear about this new barrage? We're gonna get knocked about by

We're gonna get knocked about by

We're gonna get knocked about by our own artillery when we hit

our own artillery when we hit

our own artillery when we hit the fucking bags--

the fucking bags--

the fucking bags-- >> Hey, we've been rehearsing

>> Hey, we've been rehearsing

>> Hey, we've been rehearsing for four days.

for four days.

for four days. What else do you want?

What else do you want?

What else do you want? >> That's the part that gets me.

>> That's the part that gets me.

>> That's the part that gets me. Getting that close to the

Getting that close to the

Getting that close to the barrage.

barrage.

barrage. >> What, 50 yards?

>> What, 50 yards?

>> What, 50 yards? Big deal.

Big deal.

Big deal. >> Less than that.

>> Less than that.

>> Less than that. >> Been a hell of a lot of drop

>> Been a hell of a lot of drop

>> Been a hell of a lot of drop shorts lately too.

shorts lately too.

shorts lately too. >> What else do you want?

>> What else do you want?

>> What else do you want? Shelling the shit out of the

Shelling the shit out of the

Shelling the shit out of the Germans hasn't worked.

Germans hasn't worked.

Germans hasn't worked. You heard what happened to the

You heard what happened to the

You heard what happened to the Newfies at Beaumont Hamel.

Newfies at Beaumont Hamel.

Newfies at Beaumont Hamel. >> Look, it's bad enough with

>> Look, it's bad enough with

>> Look, it's bad enough with the Germans shooting at us.

the Germans shooting at us.

the Germans shooting at us. Now our own artillery's going to

Now our own artillery's going to

Now our own artillery's going to be dropping shit on our heads

be dropping shit on our heads

be dropping shit on our heads too.

too.

too. Remember June?

Remember June?

Remember June? In the Salient?

In the Salient?

♪

Fritzie threw over 800 shells at

Fritzie threw over 800 shells at

Fritzie threw over 800 shells at us.

us.

us. Captain Wolsey kept count up to

Captain Wolsey kept count up to

Captain Wolsey kept count up to a point.

a point.

a point. Guess you got to do something to

Guess you got to do something to

Guess you got to do something to keep yourself sane under that.

keep yourself sane under that.

keep yourself sane under that. But after 800 or so, couldn't

But after 800 or so, couldn't

But after 800 or so, couldn't keep track anymore.

keep track anymore.

keep track anymore. >> That was a tough day.

>> That was a tough day.

>> That was a tough day. Lot of fellows lost it.

Lot of fellows lost it.

Lot of fellows lost it. That's how Cousins and Chambers

That's how Cousins and Chambers

That's how Cousins and Chambers went out.

went out.

went out. They just fell apart.

They just fell apart.

They just fell apart. Right in the middle of all of

Right in the middle of all of

Right in the middle of all of this, one of our big 4.5s comes

this, one of our big 4.5s comes

this, one of our big 4.5s comes right down in the entrance to

right down in the entrance to

right down in the entrance to one of our dugouts and collapses

one of our dugouts and collapses

one of our dugouts and collapses the thing.

the thing.

the thing. That's how JJ bought it.

That's how JJ bought it.

That's how JJ bought it. We had a hell of a time digging

We had a hell of a time digging

We had a hell of a time digging the rest of them out.

the rest of them out.

the rest of them out. >> 800 German shells and one of

>> 800 German shells and one of

>> 800 German shells and one of ours puts 14 men in the

ours puts 14 men in the

ours puts 14 men in the hospital.

hospital.

hospital. Apparently it wasn't enough that

Apparently it wasn't enough that

Apparently it wasn't enough that the Germans were firing at us.

the Germans were firing at us.

the Germans were firing at us. Our own artillery had to get in

Our own artillery had to get in

Our own artillery had to get in on the fun.

on the fun.

on the fun. From what I see around here,

From what I see around here,

From what I see around here, their aim's not getting any

their aim's not getting any

their aim's not getting any better.

better.

better. >> That's why they sent in all

>> That's why they sent in all

>> That's why they sent in all the extra rum.

the extra rum.

the extra rum. Get us all numb so that we don't

Get us all numb so that we don't

Get us all numb so that we don't notice that we're walking into

notice that we're walking into

notice that we're walking into our own shrapnel barrage.

our own shrapnel barrage.

our own shrapnel barrage. >> How'd you get the rye

>> How'd you get the rye

>> How'd you get the rye whiskey?

whiskey?

whiskey? I didn't see any in my kit.

I didn't see any in my kit.

I didn't see any in my kit. >> It came in the mail.

>> It came in the mail.

>> It came in the mail. One of the 2nd Surreys told us

One of the 2nd Surreys told us

One of the 2nd Surreys told us about it.

about it.

about it. Take an ad out in one of the

Take an ad out in one of the

Take an ad out in one of the papers back in Blighty.

papers back in Blighty.

papers back in Blighty. Tell them you're a lonely

Tell them you're a lonely

Tell them you're a lonely soldier.

soldier.

soldier. Pretty soon these kind ladies

Pretty soon these kind ladies

Pretty soon these kind ladies start to send you things to ease

start to send you things to ease

start to send you things to ease your hardship in the trenches.

your hardship in the trenches.

your hardship in the trenches. After a suitable introduction,

After a suitable introduction,

After a suitable introduction, you tell her to bake you a loaf

you tell her to bake you a loaf

you tell her to bake you a loaf of bread, only she hollows out

of bread, only she hollows out

of bread, only she hollows out the middle and puts a pint

the middle and puts a pint

the middle and puts a pint bottle in.

bottle in.

bottle in. After a couple of days, you got

After a couple of days, you got

After a couple of days, you got a nice loaf of bread and

a nice loaf of bread and

a nice loaf of bread and something to wash it down with.

something to wash it down with.

something to wash it down with. >> What, the army don't think

>> What, the army don't think

>> What, the army don't think you can find bread in France?

you can find bread in France?

you can find bread in France? >> They don't know nothing so

>> They don't know nothing so

>> They don't know nothing so long as you don't let the

long as you don't let the

long as you don't let the sergeant see you with it.

sergeant see you with it.

sergeant see you with it. >> Would he come down hard on

>> Would he come down hard on

>> Would he come down hard on you for that stuff?

you for that stuff?

you for that stuff? >> No, he'll just take it from

>> No, he'll just take it from

>> No, he'll just take it from you and you'll never see it

you and you'll never see it

you and you'll never see it again.

again.

again. Then him and the Lieutenant will

Then him and the Lieutenant will

Then him and the Lieutenant will finish it for you.

finish it for you.

finish it for you. >> Sergeants rarely deliver,

>> Sergeants rarely deliver,

>> Sergeants rarely deliver, after all.

after all.

after all. You met the Sergeant?

You met the Sergeant?

You met the Sergeant? >> Yeah, me and him come in with

>> Yeah, me and him come in with

>> Yeah, me and him come in with him.

him.

him. Seems okay.

Seems okay.

Seems okay. >> Well, nobody can lick Heinies

>> Well, nobody can lick Heinies

>> Well, nobody can lick Heinies like Mac.

like Mac.

like Mac. >> Or our esteemed Lieutenant

>> Or our esteemed Lieutenant

>> Or our esteemed Lieutenant Robert William Thomas and the

Robert William Thomas and the

Robert William Thomas and the boys in his platoon.

boys in his platoon.

boys in his platoon. >> Sergeant.

>> Sergeant.

>> Sergeant. >> Speak of the devil.

>> (Clears throat)

>> (Clears throat)

>> (Clears throat) Jensen, Matheson, you two.

Jensen, Matheson, you two.

Jensen, Matheson, you two. You boys get down to the other

You boys get down to the other

You boys get down to the other end there and fix that parados.

end there and fix that parados.

end there and fix that parados. I want it all nice and pretty so

I want it all nice and pretty so

I want it all nice and pretty so the Germans can have another go

the Germans can have another go

the Germans can have another go at it tomorrow.

at it tomorrow.

at it tomorrow. >> We're sappers now, Sergeant?

>> We're sappers now, Sergeant?

>> We're sappers now, Sergeant? >> No.

>> No.

>> No. You're whatever the fuck I say

You're whatever the fuck I say

You're whatever the fuck I say you are, Jensen.

you are, Jensen.

you are, Jensen. Now get to it.

Now get to it.

Now get to it. >> Yes, Sergeant.

>> Yes, Sergeant.

>> Yes, Sergeant. >> Yes, Sergeant.

>> Yes, Sergeant.

>> Yes, Sergeant. >> Yes, Sergeant.

>> Yes, Sergeant.

>> Yes, Sergeant. >> Olly, olly, olly, olly, olly.

>> Wilson: Sergeant!

>> Wilson: Sergeant!

>> Wilson: Sergeant! >> What is it, Wilson?

>> What is it, Wilson?

>> What is it, Wilson? >> Private Reid looks like he's

>> Private Reid looks like he's

>> Private Reid looks like he's got a bit of the foot rot.

got a bit of the foot rot.

got a bit of the foot rot. >> Where's Patch?

>> Where's Patch?

>> Where's Patch? >> With him now.

>> With him now.

>> With him now. >> How bad?

>> How bad?

>> How bad? >> Well, it looks like he's let

>> Well, it looks like he's let

>> Well, it looks like he's let it go for some time.

it go for some time.

it go for some time. >> Dry socks, dry socks.

>> Dry socks, dry socks.

>> Dry socks, dry socks. How many fucking times do you

How many fucking times do you

How many fucking times do you guys need to hear that?

guys need to hear that?

guys need to hear that? You can't find dry socks here,

You can't find dry socks here,

You can't find dry socks here, you write home and get someone

you write home and get someone

you write home and get someone to mail you some!

to mail you some!

to mail you some! >> Yes, Sergeant.

>> Yes, Sergeant.

>> Yes, Sergeant. >> Oh, Jesus.

>> Oh, Jesus.

♪

♪

That would be exactly what it

That would be exactly what it

That would be exactly what it looks like?

looks like?

looks like? >> I'm afraid so, Sergeant.

>> I'm afraid so, Sergeant.

>> I'm afraid so, Sergeant. There's not a lot I can do for

There's not a lot I can do for

There's not a lot I can do for him here.

him here.

him here. All I got are bandages.

All I got are bandages.

All I got are bandages. He's let it go for quite some

He's let it go for quite some

He's let it go for quite some time.

time.

time. The smell is terrible.

The smell is terrible.

The smell is terrible. He'll have to be cleared at some

He'll have to be cleared at some

He'll have to be cleared at some point.

point.

point. >> Well, he's going to have to

>> Well, he's going to have to

>> Well, he's going to have to wait.

wait.

wait. We're getting a little too close

We're getting a little too close

We're getting a little too close to zero hour to start moving men

to zero hour to start moving men

to zero hour to start moving men around.

around.

around. You'll have to do what you can

You'll have to do what you can

You'll have to do what you can for him here, Patch.

for him here, Patch.

for him here, Patch. >> This is going to have to be

>> This is going to have to be

>> This is going to have to be reported to battalion, and you

reported to battalion, and you

reported to battalion, and you know what that means.

know what that means.

know what that means. It's going to come back from

It's going to come back from

It's going to come back from battalion onto the Lieutenant.

battalion onto the Lieutenant.

battalion onto the Lieutenant. There's nothing I can do to hide

There's nothing I can do to hide

There's nothing I can do to hide this.

this.

this. >> I know, I know, I know.

>> I know, I know, I know.

>> I know, I know, I know. You did what you could, Patch.

You did what you could, Patch.

You did what you could, Patch. Now will you give us a minute?

Private Reid.

Private Reid.

Private Reid. >> Yes, Sergeant?

>> Yes, Sergeant?

>> Yes, Sergeant? >> Stand up when you address me,

>> Stand up when you address me,

>> Stand up when you address me, Reid.

Are you injured?

Are you injured?

Are you injured? >> It appears so, Sergeant.

>> It appears so, Sergeant.

>> It appears so, Sergeant. >> It appears?

>> It appears?

>> It appears? How do you mean?

How do you mean?

How do you mean? >> I think it's the foot rot,

>> I think it's the foot rot,

>> I think it's the foot rot, Sergeant.

Sergeant.

Sergeant. >> You think.

>> You think.

>> You think. It appears.

It appears.

It appears. Well, you don't seem too

Well, you don't seem too

Well, you don't seem too certain, Reid.

certain, Reid.

certain, Reid. Are you or are you not injured?

Are you or are you not injured?

Are you or are you not injured? >> I am, Sergeant.

>> I am, Sergeant.

>> I am, Sergeant. >> Well, is it or is not the

>> Well, is it or is not the

>> Well, is it or is not the foot rot?

foot rot?

foot rot? >> Patch seems to think so,

>> Patch seems to think so,

>> Patch seems to think so, Sergeant.

Sergeant.

Sergeant. >> Patch agrees.

>> Patch agrees.

>> Patch agrees. Are you aware of the term

Are you aware of the term

Are you aware of the term "preventable injury," Private

"preventable injury," Private

"preventable injury," Private Reid?

Reid?

Reid? >> Yes, Sergeant.

>> Yes, Sergeant.

>> Yes, Sergeant. >> Well then, would you mind

>> Well then, would you mind

>> Well then, would you mind telling me what a preventable

telling me what a preventable

telling me what a preventable injury is?

injury is?

injury is? >> No, Sergeant.

>> No, Sergeant.

>> No, Sergeant. I mean, yes, I wouldn't mind.

I mean, yes, I wouldn't mind.

I mean, yes, I wouldn't mind. A preventable injury is an

A preventable injury is an

A preventable injury is an injury that can be prevented.

injury that can be prevented.

injury that can be prevented. >> Wow.

>> Wow.

>> Wow. Well, that seems pretty easy to

Well, that seems pretty easy to

Well, that seems pretty easy to understand, doesn't it, Reid?

understand, doesn't it, Reid?

understand, doesn't it, Reid? Were you aware of the loss of

Were you aware of the loss of

Were you aware of the loss of Private Patterson this morning?

Private Patterson this morning?

Private Patterson this morning? >> Yes, Sergeant.

>> Yes, Sergeant.

>> Yes, Sergeant. >> And were you aware that he

>> And were you aware that he

>> And were you aware that he had a German artillery shell

had a German artillery shell

had a German artillery shell dropped on the top of his head?

dropped on the top of his head?

dropped on the top of his head? >> Yes, Sergeant.

>> Yes, Sergeant.

>> Yes, Sergeant. >> Now, in your humble medical

>> Now, in your humble medical

>> Now, in your humble medical opinion, would you say that

opinion, would you say that

opinion, would you say that Patterson maybe suffered a

Patterson maybe suffered a

Patterson maybe suffered a preventable injury?

preventable injury?

preventable injury? >> No, Sergeant, I would say

>> No, Sergeant, I would say

>> No, Sergeant, I would say not.

not.

not. >> Now, you see, that's where

>> Now, you see, that's where

>> Now, you see, that's where you're wrong, Reid.

you're wrong, Reid.

you're wrong, Reid. Private Patterson's injuries

Private Patterson's injuries

Private Patterson's injuries could have been prevented if the

could have been prevented if the

could have been prevented if the Second Canadian Division had not

Second Canadian Division had not

Second Canadian Division had not been called up by King.

been called up by King.

been called up by King. But in Patterson's case, his

But in Patterson's case, his

But in Patterson's case, his injury could only have been

injury could only have been

injury could only have been prevented by the reversal of a

prevented by the reversal of a

prevented by the reversal of a decision made by King George for

decision made by King George for

decision made by King George for him to not have the misfortune

him to not have the misfortune

him to not have the misfortune of a German artillery shell

of a German artillery shell

of a German artillery shell being dropped on his head.

being dropped on his head.

being dropped on his head. So yes, even Private Patterson's

So yes, even Private Patterson's

So yes, even Private Patterson's injury could have been

injury could have been

injury could have been prevented.

prevented.

prevented. Except it just wasn't in his

Except it just wasn't in his

Except it just wasn't in his power to prevent.

power to prevent.

power to prevent. Now, in your case, would you say

Now, in your case, would you say

Now, in your case, would you say that your injury could have been

that your injury could have been

that your injury could have been prevented?

prevented?

prevented? >> Yes, Sergeant.

>> Yes, Sergeant.

>> Yes, Sergeant. >> What's that?!

>> What's that?!

>> What's that?! >> Yes, Sergeant!

>> Yes, Sergeant!

>> Yes, Sergeant! >> Power to prevent your injury

>> Power to prevent your injury

>> Power to prevent your injury has always been in your control.

has always been in your control.

has always been in your control. All you had to do was choose not

All you had to do was choose not

All you had to do was choose not to be a filthy animal and change

to be a filthy animal and change

to be a filthy animal and change your rotten socks on a daily

your rotten socks on a daily

your rotten socks on a daily basis the way you were told to!

basis the way you were told to!

basis the way you were told to! No, the way you were ordered to,

No, the way you were ordered to,

No, the way you were ordered to, over and over again.

Now, thanks to you, my platoon

Now, thanks to you, my platoon

Now, thanks to you, my platoon is down two men.

is down two men.

is down two men. One due to an injury beyond his

One due to an injury beyond his

One due to an injury beyond his control, and another due to a

control, and another due to a

control, and another due to a blight he brought on by his

blight he brought on by his

blight he brought on by his neglect of orders.

neglect of orders.

neglect of orders. You've let down your platoon,

You've let down your platoon,

You've let down your platoon, you have let down your

you have let down your

you have let down your battalion, and you have let down

battalion, and you have let down

battalion, and you have let down your family name.

your family name.

your family name. See to him, Corporal Pears.

See to him, Corporal Pears.

See to him, Corporal Pears. >> Yes, Sergeant.

>> Jesus, Mac, you a little hard

>> Jesus, Mac, you a little hard

>> Jesus, Mac, you a little hard on Wes there or what?

on Wes there or what?

on Wes there or what? >> Keith, I am not in the

>> Keith, I am not in the

>> Keith, I am not in the fucking mood.

fucking mood.

fucking mood. >> Look, I know back home you're

>> Look, I know back home you're

>> Look, I know back home you're not supposed to get in the

not supposed to get in the

not supposed to get in the middle of the Reid brothers when

middle of the Reid brothers when

middle of the Reid brothers when they scrap it out, but in case

they scrap it out, but in case

they scrap it out, but in case you haven't noticed, this ain't

you haven't noticed, this ain't

you haven't noticed, this ain't home.

home.

home. These men want to have to-- they

These men want to have to-- they

These men want to have to-- they want to follow you, but you

want to follow you, but you

want to follow you, but you can't be going and blowing off

can't be going and blowing off

can't be going and blowing off at Reid like that.

at Reid like that.

at Reid like that. >> Well, allow me to retort.

>> Well, allow me to retort.

>> Well, allow me to retort. We have been sitting in this

We have been sitting in this

We have been sitting in this shit pit for weeks now, and a

shit pit for weeks now, and a

shit pit for weeks now, and a soldier who can't keep his feet

soldier who can't keep his feet

soldier who can't keep his feet dry is of no use to me in my

dry is of no use to me in my

dry is of no use to me in my platoon.

platoon.

platoon. You are dismissed, Lance

You are dismissed, Lance

You are dismissed, Lance Corporal.

Corporal.

Corporal. >> Whatever you say, Sergeant.

Look, nobody's let anybody down

Look, nobody's let anybody down

Look, nobody's let anybody down over this.

over this.

over this. >> Mac's always been a bit of an

>> Mac's always been a bit of an

>> Mac's always been a bit of an asshole.

asshole.

asshole. But sew some sergeant stripes on

But sew some sergeant stripes on

But sew some sergeant stripes on his arm and he really outdoes

his arm and he really outdoes

his arm and he really outdoes himself.

himself.

himself. He's right.

He's right.

He's right. I fucked up.

I fucked up.

I fucked up. I mean, it started out not too

I mean, it started out not too

I mean, it started out not too bad, just a little sore.

bad, just a little sore.

bad, just a little sore. I thought I could deal with it.

I thought I could deal with it.

I thought I could deal with it. I mean, I didn't want to draw a

I mean, I didn't want to draw a

I mean, I didn't want to draw a whole lot of fuss and attention

whole lot of fuss and attention

whole lot of fuss and attention over something like it.

over something like it.

over something like it. >> Don't worry.

>> Don't worry.

>> Don't worry. We'll get you back to the

We'll get you back to the

We'll get you back to the clearing station and they'll

clearing station and they'll

clearing station and they'll patch you up as good as new.

patch you up as good as new.

patch you up as good as new. >> Oh, fuck.

>> Oh, fuck.

>> Oh, fuck. My foot smells.

My foot smells.

My foot smells. >> Oh, shit.

>> Oh, shit.

>> Oh, shit. Whose feet don't smell?

Whose feet don't smell?

Whose feet don't smell? I mean, we're up to our ankles

I mean, we're up to our ankles

I mean, we're up to our ankles in mud here.

in mud here.

in mud here. >> It's not like that.

>> It's not like that.

>> It's not like that. >> Bad meat?

>> Bad meat?

>> Bad meat? >> I don't want to lose my foot,

>> I don't want to lose my foot,

>> I don't want to lose my foot, Keith.

Keith.

Keith. >> Nobody's losing feet.

>> Nobody's losing feet.

>> Nobody's losing feet. Like I said, we'll get you to--

Like I said, we'll get you to--

Like I said, we'll get you to-- we'll get you to the back, the

we'll get you to the back, the

we'll get you to the back, the clearing station, and they'll

clearing station, and they'll

clearing station, and they'll get you looked after, all right?

get you looked after, all right?

get you looked after, all right? >> Cuddy, thanks.

>> Cuddy, thanks.

>> Cuddy, thanks. >> Sergeant.

>> Sergeant.

>> Sergeant. >> Get Patterson looked after?

>> Get Patterson looked after?

>> Get Patterson looked after? >> Yeah, he's got his cold wet

>> Yeah, he's got his cold wet

>> Yeah, he's got his cold wet home in the trench, at least

home in the trench, at least

home in the trench, at least till the gravediggers come for

till the gravediggers come for

till the gravediggers come for him.

him.

him. >> That's good.

>> That's good.

>> That's good. >> Got this off him.

>> Got this off him.

>> Got this off him. A good run of clubs.

A good run of clubs.

A good run of clubs. Only a little bit of blood.

Only a little bit of blood.

Only a little bit of blood. >> Nine, huh?

>> Nine, huh?

>> Nine, huh? >> Yep, I got it written down

>> Yep, I got it written down

>> Yep, I got it written down here.

here.

here. Well, who knows, looks like we

Well, who knows, looks like we

Well, who knows, looks like we might even actually win the pool

might even actually win the pool

might even actually win the pool this time, eh?

this time, eh?

this time, eh? All right.

All right.

All right. I need you boys, I need you boys

I need you boys, I need you boys

I need you boys, I need you boys to collect up all the bombs on

to collect up all the bombs on

to collect up all the bombs on the way down the line.

the way down the line.

the way down the line. Pick a couple of carriers for

Pick a couple of carriers for

Pick a couple of carriers for you.

you.

you. Doesn't look like our bombers

Doesn't look like our bombers

Doesn't look like our bombers are going to be back before zero

are going to be back before zero

are going to be back before zero hour, so I need you two to form

hour, so I need you two to form

hour, so I need you two to form a trench storming party.

a trench storming party.

a trench storming party. Kenny and Jensen will be your

Kenny and Jensen will be your

Kenny and Jensen will be your bayonet men.

bayonet men.

bayonet men. >> Shit.

>> Shit.

>> Shit. All right.

All right.

All right. >> Okay, go get those bombs.

>> Okay, go get those bombs.

>> Okay, go get those bombs. >> Shit.

>> Shit.

>> Shit. (Sighs)

(Sighs)

(Sighs) Patch, here's your fucking

Patch, here's your fucking

Patch, here's your fucking stretcher so you don't have to

stretcher so you don't have to

stretcher so you don't have to go looking for it.

go looking for it.

go looking for it. >> All right, gentlemen, we're

>> All right, gentlemen, we're

>> All right, gentlemen, we're going to need one of each of

going to need one of each of

going to need one of each of your bombs.

your bombs.

your bombs. >> We've joined the suicide club

>> We've joined the suicide club

>> We've joined the suicide club on this show, boys.

on this show, boys.

on this show, boys. Hand them over.

Hand them over.

Hand them over. >> Oh, shit.

>> Oh, shit.

>> Oh, shit. >> Oh, shit, Reid.

>> Oh, shit, Reid.

>> Oh, shit, Reid. What happened to your feet?

What happened to your feet?

What happened to your feet? >> Go to hell, Banks.

>> Go to hell, Banks.

>> Go to hell, Banks. It's none of your goddamn

It's none of your goddamn

It's none of your goddamn business.

business.

business. >> Don't have a bird.

>> Don't have a bird.

>> Don't have a bird. Just asking.

Just asking.

Just asking. That'll learn me for being so

That'll learn me for being so

That'll learn me for being so caring.

caring.

caring. Anyway, hand over your bomb.

Anyway, hand over your bomb.

Anyway, hand over your bomb. Not like you're going to be

Not like you're going to be

Not like you're going to be needing it.

needing it.

♪

>> All right, let's go get the

>> All right, let's go get the

>> All right, let's go get the rest of them.

rest of them.

rest of them. >> Gentlemen, we need one bomb

>> Gentlemen, we need one bomb

>> Gentlemen, we need one bomb from everyone.

from everyone.

from everyone. >> Banksy, what do you think its

>> Banksy, what do you think its

>> Banksy, what do you think its going to be like after the war?

going to be like after the war?

going to be like after the war? >> What's what going to be like?

>> What's what going to be like?

>> What's what going to be like? >> I don't know, farm,

>> I don't know, farm,

>> I don't know, farm, Battersea-- hell, even Kingston

Battersea-- hell, even Kingston

Battersea-- hell, even Kingston for that matter.

for that matter.

for that matter. >> I'm not sure I know where

>> I'm not sure I know where

>> I'm not sure I know where you're coming from.

you're coming from.

you're coming from. >> It's more like, where am I

>> It's more like, where am I

>> It's more like, where am I going to?

going to?

going to? I mean, I know it sounds crazy.

I mean, I know it sounds crazy.

I mean, I know it sounds crazy. All you ever hear is guys

All you ever hear is guys

All you ever hear is guys bellyaching about getting home,

bellyaching about getting home,

bellyaching about getting home, seeing their families, and you

seeing their families, and you

seeing their families, and you know what?

know what?

know what? I don't think I want to, Banksy.

I don't think I want to, Banksy.

I don't think I want to, Banksy. I mean, don't get me wrong here.

I mean, don't get me wrong here.

I mean, don't get me wrong here. I do miss some of my folks back

I do miss some of my folks back

I do miss some of my folks back there and stuff, but I think I

there and stuff, but I think I

there and stuff, but I think I want to stay here for a little

want to stay here for a little

want to stay here for a little bit after it's all done.

bit after it's all done.

bit after it's all done. >> Mac has told us to collect

>> Mac has told us to collect

>> Mac has told us to collect one bomb from everyone.

one bomb from everyone.

one bomb from everyone. Why would you want to stay here?

Why would you want to stay here?

Why would you want to stay here? >> I'm not talking about staying

>> I'm not talking about staying

>> I'm not talking about staying here, in a damn hole dug in the

here, in a damn hole dug in the

here, in a damn hole dug in the French countryside.

French countryside.

French countryside. Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks. I'm talking about staying here,

I'm talking about staying here,

I'm talking about staying here, seeing the good stuff.

seeing the good stuff.

seeing the good stuff. You know.

You know.

You know. Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks. Like we do on leave.

Like we do on leave.

Like we do on leave. Paris, Rome, you know, all the

Paris, Rome, you know, all the

Paris, Rome, you know, all the places you read about.

places you read about.

places you read about. >> (Laughs) You can't read!

>> (Laughs) You can't read!

>> (Laughs) You can't read! >> Jesus, Banks, why do I even

>> Jesus, Banks, why do I even

>> Jesus, Banks, why do I even bother having a serious

bother having a serious

bother having a serious conversation with you anyways?

conversation with you anyways?

conversation with you anyways? All right, boys, Sergeant's

All right, boys, Sergeant's

All right, boys, Sergeant's orders.

orders.

orders. I'm going to need one of each of

I'm going to need one of each of

I'm going to need one of each of your bombs.

your bombs.

♪

♪

>> Looks like you rookies need

>> Looks like you rookies need

>> Looks like you rookies need to be officially welcomed to the

to be officially welcomed to the

to be officially welcomed to the platoon.

Take a card.

Take a card.

Take a card. >> What's he talking about?

>> What's he talking about?

>> What's he talking about? >> It's a little game of gin

>> It's a little game of gin

>> It's a little game of gin rummy we've got going with 12

rummy we've got going with 12

rummy we've got going with 12 Platoon.

Platoon.

Platoon. We get our cards from the guys

We get our cards from the guys

We get our cards from the guys who end up going west.

who end up going west.

who end up going west. Patterson just gave us a nine of

Patterson just gave us a nine of

Patterson just gave us a nine of clubs.

clubs.

clubs. Got a good run of clubs, almost

Got a good run of clubs, almost

Got a good run of clubs, almost a full run.

a full run.

a full run. >> Sounds kind of morbid.

>> Sounds kind of morbid.

>> Sounds kind of morbid. >> Every man takes a card from

>> Every man takes a card from

>> Every man takes a card from that deck.

that deck.

that deck. Jack of spades.

Jack of spades.

Jack of spades. >> Jack of clubs, unfortunately.

>> Jack of clubs, unfortunately.

>> Jack of clubs, unfortunately. >> Don't worry about it.

>> Don't worry about it.

>> Don't worry about it. We're working with a low run of

We're working with a low run of

We're working with a low run of clubs.

clubs.

clubs. Queen of spades, you nasty,

Queen of spades, you nasty,

Queen of spades, you nasty, nasty bitch.

nasty bitch.

nasty bitch. Where have you been all my life?

Where have you been all my life?

Where have you been all my life? >> Nine of spades.

>> Nine of spades.

>> Nine of spades. >> Don't be fucking up our run

>> Don't be fucking up our run

>> Don't be fucking up our run by making a set with Patterson's

by making a set with Patterson's

by making a set with Patterson's nine.

nine.

nine. >> Yeah, yeah.

>> Yeah, yeah.

>> Yeah, yeah. >> See, this here is our lucky

>> See, this here is our lucky

>> See, this here is our lucky deck.

deck.

deck. We got the joker, personally

We got the joker, personally

We got the joker, personally given to Cuddy by the luckiest

given to Cuddy by the luckiest

given to Cuddy by the luckiest Newfie I ever knew.

Newfie I ever knew.

Newfie I ever knew. When I met him, he was going

When I met him, he was going

When I met him, he was going home, but one of his legs was

home, but one of his legs was

home, but one of his legs was staying here.

staying here.

staying here. >> You call that lucky?

>> You call that lucky?

>> You call that lucky? >> His entire platoon was wiped

>> His entire platoon was wiped

>> His entire platoon was wiped out, machine gun fire, everyone

out, machine gun fire, everyone

out, machine gun fire, everyone but him.

but him.

but him. >> I'd say that's luck.

>> I'd say that's luck.

>> I'd say that's luck. He's not sitting in this trench

He's not sitting in this trench

He's not sitting in this trench anymore, is he?

anymore, is he?

anymore, is he? Anyways, on his way out of line,

Anyways, on his way out of line,

Anyways, on his way out of line, he divvied up his deck and he

he divvied up his deck and he

he divvied up his deck and he gave a card to each of his

gave a card to each of his

gave a card to each of his friends.

friends.

friends. He personally gave me that joker

He personally gave me that joker

He personally gave me that joker to make our deck lucky.

to make our deck lucky.

to make our deck lucky. And since I'm such a nice guy,

And since I'm such a nice guy,

And since I'm such a nice guy, I'm going to share a little bit

I'm going to share a little bit

I'm going to share a little bit of that luck with you boys.

of that luck with you boys.

of that luck with you boys. Now, this guy was a magician or

Now, this guy was a magician or

Now, this guy was a magician or something.

something.

something. I could tell, just from the

I could tell, just from the

I could tell, just from the stories he told.

stories he told.

stories he told. So look, this is what we're

So look, this is what we're

So look, this is what we're going to do.

going to do.

going to do. Shuffle the deck.

Shuffle the deck.

Shuffle the deck. Shuffle it good, buddy.

Shuffle it good, buddy.

Shuffle it good, buddy. Helps to get that joker rubbing

Helps to get that joker rubbing

Helps to get that joker rubbing off on all of the other cards,

off on all of the other cards,

off on all of the other cards, with the luck.

with the luck.

with the luck. All right.

All right.

All right. Now take a card.

Now take a card.

Now take a card. You too, rookie.

You too, rookie.

You too, rookie. >> King of diamonds, not bad.

>> King of diamonds, not bad.

>> King of diamonds, not bad. >> Well, now that you've been

>> Well, now that you've been

>> Well, now that you've been officially welcomed to the

officially welcomed to the

officially welcomed to the platoon, you're gonna have to

platoon, you're gonna have to

platoon, you're gonna have to put a dollar into the pot at

put a dollar into the pot at

put a dollar into the pot at some point.

some point.

some point. >> Yeah, preferably before we

>> Yeah, preferably before we

>> Yeah, preferably before we hit the bags this morning.

hit the bags this morning.

hit the bags this morning. >> What you pull there, lad?

>> What you pull there, lad?

♪

>> Two of clubs.

>> Two of clubs.

>> Two of clubs. >> Oh.

>> Oh.

>> Oh. >> Well, Carl will be happy.

>> Well, Carl will be happy.

>> Well, Carl will be happy. (Laughter)

(Laughter)

(Laughter) Before you pulled that, only way

Before you pulled that, only way

Before you pulled that, only way we were going to knock out if we

we were going to knock out if we

we were going to knock out if we got his in our hands and his is

got his in our hands and his is

got his in our hands and his is 10 of clubs.

10 of clubs.

10 of clubs. >> We might actually win the pot

>> We might actually win the pot

>> We might actually win the pot this time.

this time.

this time. (Laughter)

(Laughter)

(Laughter) >> Well, fellows, we got to

>> Well, fellows, we got to

>> Well, fellows, we got to gather up bombs.

gather up bombs.

gather up bombs. >> Tough break, kid.

>> Tough break, kid.

♪

>> Teddy.

>> Teddy.

>> Teddy. >> I got the two of clubs, Tom.

>> I got the two of clubs, Tom.

>> I got the two of clubs, Tom. You can't get any worse than

You can't get any worse than

You can't get any worse than that.

that.

that. >> Hey, it's just-- it's just a

>> Hey, it's just-- it's just a

>> Hey, it's just-- it's just a little game.

little game.

little game. There's nothing to it, kid.

There's nothing to it, kid.

There's nothing to it, kid. >> Yeah, it's just a game.

>> Yeah, it's just a game.

>> Yeah, it's just a game. >> But the magician said it was

>> But the magician said it was

>> But the magician said it was magic.

magic.

magic. And I'm the card holding them

And I'm the card holding them

And I'm the card holding them back from winning.

back from winning.

back from winning. What am I going to do, Tom?

What am I going to do, Tom?

What am I going to do, Tom? >> Don't worry about it, kid.

>> Don't worry about it, kid.

>> Don't worry about it, kid. We just do this for fun.

We just do this for fun.

We just do this for fun. There's nothing to it.

There's nothing to it.

There's nothing to it. >> I don't want to end up like

>> I don't want to end up like

>> I don't want to end up like that Patterson guy, going home

that Patterson guy, going home

that Patterson guy, going home feet first.

feet first.

feet first. I just want to go home.

I just want to go home.

I just want to go home. >> Kid, calm down.

>> Kid, calm down.

>> Kid, calm down. Look, here.

Look, here.

Look, here. I'll trade you my king.

I'll trade you my king.

I'll trade you my king. There you go.

There you go.

There you go. >> I don't want yours.

>> I don't want yours.

>> I don't want yours. Then you'll die because I gave

Then you'll die because I gave

Then you'll die because I gave you my stupid card.

you my stupid card.

you my stupid card. I want to go home.

I want to go home.

I want to go home. I'm going home!

I'm going home!

♪

>> Get him off the wall!

>> Get him off the wall!

>> Get him off the wall! Shit!

Shit!

♪

(Gunshots)

(Gunshots)

(Gunshots) >> All right, fellows, grab your

>> All right, fellows, grab your

>> All right, fellows, grab your rifles, they're gonna need some

rifles, they're gonna need some

rifles, they're gonna need some cover fire!

cover fire!

cover fire! (Gunshots)

(Gunshots)

(Gunshots) >> Fuck!

>> Fuck!

>> Fuck! (Shouting)

(Shouting)

(Shouting) (Gunfire)

(Gunfire)

♪

>> All right, you're clear,

>> All right, you're clear,

>> All right, you're clear, boys, come on, bring him home!

boys, come on, bring him home!

boys, come on, bring him home! Go, go, go, go!

Go, go, go, go!

♪

>> Hey, Teddy, calm down.

>> Hey, Teddy, calm down.

>> Hey, Teddy, calm down. Calm down.

Calm down.

Calm down. (Panting)

>> I want my ma, Tom.

>> I want my ma, Tom.

>> I want my ma, Tom. Pa, too.

Pa, too.

Pa, too. I miss them so much.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry I ever came to France.

Why didn't I stay home and do as

Why didn't I stay home and do as

Why didn't I stay home and do as I was told?

I was told?

I was told? They told me I was too young.

They told me I was too young.

They told me I was too young. Why don't they send me home?

Why don't they send me home?

♪

>> Anybody got any water in

>> Anybody got any water in

>> Anybody got any water in their canteen?

their canteen?

their canteen? >> Yep.

>> Yep.

>> Yep. (Gasping)

(Gasping)

♪

Okay, I'm going to refill my

Okay, I'm going to refill my

Okay, I'm going to refill my canteen.

canteen.

canteen. Anybody else need theirs

Anybody else need theirs

Anybody else need theirs refilled?

refilled?

refilled? Brooks, collect them up and come

Brooks, collect them up and come

Brooks, collect them up and come with me.

with me.

with me. >> Yeah, I got one.

>> Yeah, I got one.

>> Yeah, I got one. >> Brooks, collect them up and

>> Brooks, collect them up and

>> Brooks, collect them up and come with me.

come with me.

come with me. >> Stay with him, Matheson?

>> Stay with him, Matheson?

>> Stay with him, Matheson? >> Sure thing.

>> Sure thing.

>> Sure thing. >> Teddy, I'll just be gone for

>> Teddy, I'll just be gone for

>> Teddy, I'll just be gone for a minute.

a minute.

a minute. Matheson will stay with you,

Matheson will stay with you,

Matheson will stay with you, okay?

okay?

okay? >> Tom, please don't leave me.

>> Tom, please don't leave me.

>> Tom, please don't leave me. >> Look, Teddy, I'm just going

>> Look, Teddy, I'm just going

>> Look, Teddy, I'm just going to go get some water.

to go get some water.

to go get some water. It's just down there.

It's just down there.

It's just down there. You remember where it is.

You remember where it is.

You remember where it is. I'll be back in a jiff.

I'll be back in a jiff.

I'll be back in a jiff. I'll bring you some water, okay?

I'll bring you some water, okay?

I'll bring you some water, okay? There's a good kid.

There's a good kid.

♪

>> Oh, hey.

>> Oh, hey.

>> Oh, hey. Have you guys seen the sergeant?

Have you guys seen the sergeant?

Have you guys seen the sergeant? >> No.

>> No.

>> No. >> Is everything okay with your

>> Is everything okay with your

>> Is everything okay with your buddy?

buddy?

buddy? >> Yeah, he's fine now.

>> Yeah, he's fine now.

>> Yeah, he's fine now. >> Jesus, I look over the

>> Jesus, I look over the

>> Jesus, I look over the parapet and here I see you three

parapet and here I see you three

parapet and here I see you three guys come running for your

guys come running for your

guys come running for your lives.

lives.

lives. Thought for sure some Hun was

Thought for sure some Hun was

Thought for sure some Hun was going to pick you all off.

going to pick you all off.

going to pick you all off. What the hell happened?

What the hell happened?

What the hell happened? >> Another time, Wally.

>> Another time, Wally.

>> Another time, Wally. >> Did the young fellow lose it

>> Did the young fellow lose it

>> Did the young fellow lose it or something?

or something?

or something? >> I said another time, Wally.

>> I said another time, Wally.

>> I said another time, Wally. >> Okay, okay, I get it.

>> Okay, okay, I get it.

>> Okay, okay, I get it. Another time.

Another time.

Another time. No need to get sore.

No need to get sore.

No need to get sore. >> Weren't you looking for the

>> Weren't you looking for the

>> Weren't you looking for the sergeant or something?

sergeant or something?

sergeant or something? >> Shit, I almost forgot.

>> Shit, I almost forgot.

>> Shit, I almost forgot. Lieutenant just got some orders

Lieutenant just got some orders

Lieutenant just got some orders from the brass and told me to

from the brass and told me to

from the brass and told me to find the sergeant.

find the sergeant.

find the sergeant. Let him know if you guys see him

Let him know if you guys see him

Let him know if you guys see him in case I don't.

in case I don't.

in case I don't. >> This hole's not that big,

>> This hole's not that big,

>> This hole's not that big, Wally, but we'll tell him if we

Wally, but we'll tell him if we

Wally, but we'll tell him if we see him.

>> Thanks for the help back

>> Thanks for the help back

>> Thanks for the help back there, Dave.

there, Dave.

there, Dave. >> I'm happy to lend a hand,

>> I'm happy to lend a hand,

>> I'm happy to lend a hand, but...

but...

but... Is the boy going to be okay?

Is the boy going to be okay?

Is the boy going to be okay? >> Yeah, I guess.

>> Yeah, I guess.

>> Yeah, I guess. Shit, I don't know.

Shit, I don't know.

Shit, I don't know. He's just a boy, for Chrissakes.

He's just a boy, for Chrissakes.

He's just a boy, for Chrissakes. They just enlisted him.

They just enlisted him.

They just enlisted him. They didn't even check to see

They didn't even check to see

They didn't even check to see how old he was.

how old he was.

how old he was. >> How old is he?

>> How old is he?

>> How old is he? >> 14.

>> 14.

>> 14. This is no place for a 14-year-

This is no place for a 14-year-

This is no place for a 14-year- old.

old.

old. Mud up to your ass, sitting

Mud up to your ass, sitting

Mud up to your ass, sitting around Hell's cellar, waiting

around Hell's cellar, waiting

around Hell's cellar, waiting for the devil himself.

for the devil himself.

for the devil himself. No wonder he's scared.

No wonder he's scared.

No wonder he's scared. >> Would it help to talk to

>> Would it help to talk to

>> Would it help to talk to Brigade?

Brigade?

Brigade? Maybe they could send him home,

Maybe they could send him home,

Maybe they could send him home, or Christ, at least get him off

or Christ, at least get him off

or Christ, at least get him off the front.

the front.

the front. >> I already tried.

>> I already tried.

>> I already tried. I was told, army records

I was told, army records

I was told, army records indicate Private Theodore

indicate Private Theodore

indicate Private Theodore Langdon's 18 years old, and I

Langdon's 18 years old, and I

Langdon's 18 years old, and I must be mistaken.

must be mistaken.

must be mistaken. I even showed them a letter from

I even showed them a letter from

I even showed them a letter from the kid's mother begging me to

the kid's mother begging me to

the kid's mother begging me to get them to send him home.

get them to send him home.

get them to send him home. >> Didn't help?

>> Didn't help?

>> Didn't help? >> Not a goddamn chance.

>> Not a goddamn chance.

>> Not a goddamn chance. According to those army

According to those army

According to those army recruiters, that boy's mom

recruiters, that boy's mom

recruiters, that boy's mom squeezed him out four years

squeezed him out four years

squeezed him out four years before she remembers.

before she remembers.

before she remembers. That's all that matters to them.

That's all that matters to them.

That's all that matters to them. >> So you and the family are

>> So you and the family are

>> So you and the family are close?

close?

close? >> I may have met the Langdons

>> I may have met the Langdons

>> I may have met the Langdons once or twice.

once or twice.

once or twice. My girl back home, her and her

My girl back home, her and her

My girl back home, her and her family are good friends with

family are good friends with

family are good friends with them.

them.

them. It was Susan that got me mixed

It was Susan that got me mixed

It was Susan that got me mixed up in this to begin with.

up in this to begin with.

up in this to begin with. She wrote to me, asked me if I

She wrote to me, asked me if I

She wrote to me, asked me if I knew the kid.

knew the kid.

knew the kid. Said his mom was beside herself

Said his mom was beside herself

Said his mom was beside herself 'cause Teddy'd run off and

'cause Teddy'd run off and

'cause Teddy'd run off and joined the war.

joined the war.

joined the war. He kept to himself mostly during

He kept to himself mostly during

He kept to himself mostly during training.

training.

training. And I got talking to him and

And I got talking to him and

And I got talking to him and sort of became pals when we got

sort of became pals when we got

sort of became pals when we got to England.

to England.

to England. But by the time we got here to

But by the time we got here to

But by the time we got here to France, he started to get a

France, he started to get a

France, he started to get a better idea of just what the

better idea of just what the

better idea of just what the fuck he'd gotten himself into.

fuck he'd gotten himself into.

fuck he'd gotten himself into. He's a good kid.

He's a good kid.

♪

I promised his mom I'd look

I promised his mom I'd look

I promised his mom I'd look after him.

after him.

after him. I don't know if I can do it.

I don't know if I can do it.

I don't know if I can do it. >> You'll get through it.

>> You'll get through it.

>> You'll get through it. One crisis at a time.

One crisis at a time.

One crisis at a time. >> Goddammit, I can't take it

>> Goddammit, I can't take it

>> Goddammit, I can't take it anymore.

anymore.

anymore. It's all a guy can do to keep

It's all a guy can do to keep

It's all a guy can do to keep his own ass intact here, and

his own ass intact here, and

his own ass intact here, and here I am, looking after me and

here I am, looking after me and

here I am, looking after me and him?

him?

him? I'm worn out.

I'm worn out.

♪

Back there, when Teddy went over

Back there, when Teddy went over

Back there, when Teddy went over the top, for a second I just

the top, for a second I just

the top, for a second I just sat there.

sat there.

sat there. You know what I was thinking?

You know what I was thinking?

You know what I was thinking? I was thinking, "This is it.

I was thinking, "This is it.

I was thinking, "This is it. It's over.

It's over.

It's over. Done.

Done.

Done. I don't have no more kid tagging

I don't have no more kid tagging

I don't have no more kid tagging along.

along.

along. Now all I got to do is look

Now all I got to do is look

Now all I got to do is look after my own ass."

after my own ass."

♪

I don't know if I would have

I don't know if I would have

I don't know if I would have went after him if you hadn't

went after him if you hadn't

went after him if you hadn't have gone for it when you did.

have gone for it when you did.

have gone for it when you did. I'd have let him die.

I'd have let him die.

♪

I'd have let Mrs Langdon's

I'd have let Mrs Langdon's

I'd have let Mrs Langdon's little boy run right into a

little boy run right into a

little boy run right into a German trench.

German trench.

German trench. >> Of course you wouldn't.

>> Of course you wouldn't.

>> Of course you wouldn't. >> You know, since I got here,

>> You know, since I got here,

>> You know, since I got here, I've wrote the Langdons more

I've wrote the Langdons more

I've wrote the Langdons more than I have my own folks.

than I have my own folks.

than I have my own folks. He can barely read or write.

He can barely read or write.

He can barely read or write. I got to do that for him too.

I got to do that for him too.

♪

I made a promise to his mom that

I made a promise to his mom that

I made a promise to his mom that I'd get him through this.

I'd get him through this.

♪

Just there, I wasn't going to do

Just there, I wasn't going to do

Just there, I wasn't going to do it.

it.

it. I just sat there felling sorry

I just sat there felling sorry

I just sat there felling sorry for myself.

for myself.

for myself. Would have let someone else do

Would have let someone else do

Would have let someone else do it 'cause I was too scared.

it 'cause I was too scared.

♪

>> Everybody gets scared.

>> Everybody gets scared.

>> Everybody gets scared. It happens.

It happens.

♪

Look, you're in the 21st now.

Look, you're in the 21st now.

Look, you're in the 21st now. We look out for each other.

I'll be another set of eyes on

I'll be another set of eyes on

I'll be another set of eyes on the kid.

the kid.

the kid. Spell you off when you need it.

Spell you off when you need it.

Spell you off when you need it. So will the other guys.

So will the other guys.

So will the other guys. You won't have to get him home

You won't have to get him home

You won't have to get him home to his mom by yourself.

to his mom by yourself.

to his mom by yourself. >> Thanks, Dave.

>> Thanks, Dave.

>> Thanks, Dave. >> Hey, don't mention it.

>> Hey, don't mention it.

>> Hey, don't mention it. >> No, you don't understand--

>> No, you don't understand--

>> No, you don't understand-- >> Don't mention it.

>> Don't mention it.

>> Don't mention it. It'll give me something to do

It'll give me something to do

It'll give me something to do while I'm hanging out here in

while I'm hanging out here in

while I'm hanging out here in the mud.

the mud.

the mud. >> Hey!

>> Hey!

>> Hey! Why don't you watch where you're

Why don't you watch where you're

Why don't you watch where you're going, jailbird?

>> Get out of the goddamn way,

>> Get out of the goddamn way,

>> Get out of the goddamn way, Wilson.

Wilson.

Wilson. >> Or what?

>> Look, I don't have time for

>> Look, I don't have time for

>> Look, I don't have time for your shit today.

your shit today.

your shit today. I got enough of my own shit to

I got enough of my own shit to

I got enough of my own shit to deal with helping the rookies,

deal with helping the rookies,

deal with helping the rookies, so why don't you be an asshole

so why don't you be an asshole

so why don't you be an asshole some other time?

some other time?

some other time? >> You're going around helping

>> You're going around helping

>> You're going around helping people now?

people now?

people now? Is that it?

Is that it?

Is that it? 'Cause the way I remember it,

'Cause the way I remember it,

'Cause the way I remember it, you used to only help yourself

you used to only help yourself

you used to only help yourself back home.

back home.

back home. >> Hey, look, friend, will you

>> Hey, look, friend, will you

>> Hey, look, friend, will you just--

just--

just-- >> Hey, look!

>> Hey, look!

>> Hey, look! I'm not your friend.

I'm not your friend.

I'm not your friend. Most of my friends bought it at

Most of my friends bought it at

Most of my friends bought it at the craters and you don't look

the craters and you don't look

the craters and you don't look dead to me.

dead to me.

dead to me. But this guy?

But this guy?

But this guy? He must be your new buddy, huh?

He must be your new buddy, huh?

He must be your new buddy, huh? Well, did he tell you he should

Well, did he tell you he should

Well, did he tell you he should be doing time back home?

be doing time back home?

be doing time back home? >> What's he talking about,

>> What's he talking about,

>> What's he talking about, Dave?

Dave?

Dave? >> Go to hell, Wilson.

>> Go to hell, Wilson.

>> Go to hell, Wilson. >> Oh, he didn't tell you?

>> Oh, he didn't tell you?

>> Oh, he didn't tell you? >> Well, if he survives the war,

>> Well, if he survives the war,

>> Well, if he survives the war, he's going straight to the

he's going straight to the

he's going straight to the pen... when he gets back to

pen... when he gets back to

pen... when he gets back to Canada.

>> Get out of my way or I'll

>> Get out of my way or I'll

>> Get out of my way or I'll knock you flat on your ass.

knock you flat on your ass.

knock you flat on your ass. >> (Chuckles) Flat on my ass,

>> (Chuckles) Flat on my ass,

>> (Chuckles) Flat on my ass, huh?

huh?

huh? That's real funny, seeing as how

That's real funny, seeing as how

That's real funny, seeing as how that's how you left my folks--

that's how you left my folks--

that's how you left my folks-- flat on their asses!

flat on their asses!

flat on their asses! (Clattering)

You better watch yourself there.

You better watch yourself there.

You better watch yourself there. He's liable to stick a knife in

He's liable to stick a knife in

He's liable to stick a knife in your back too.

your back too.

your back too. >> Hey, Dave.

>> Hey, Dave.

>> Hey, Dave. Come on, wait up, man.

Come on, wait up, man.

Come on, wait up, man. >> Wilson's right.

>> Wilson's right.

>> Wilson's right. Maybe you should just leave me

Maybe you should just leave me

Maybe you should just leave me be.

be.

be. >> That guy's an asshole.

>> That guy's an asshole.

>> That guy's an asshole. I don't know or care what he's

I don't know or care what he's

I don't know or care what he's talking about.

talking about.

talking about. >> About me doing time?

>> About me doing time?

>> About me doing time? You want the whole story?

You want the whole story?

You want the whole story? I did some business back in

I did some business back in

I did some business back in Kingston and some of his people

Kingston and some of his people

Kingston and some of his people got hurt.

got hurt.

got hurt. It was either go to jail or run

It was either go to jail or run

It was either go to jail or run for it.

for it.

for it. I thought France looked pretty

I thought France looked pretty

I thought France looked pretty good, could leave the whole

good, could leave the whole

good, could leave the whole thing behind me.

thing behind me.

thing behind me. I even went up to Ottawa to

I even went up to Ottawa to

I even went up to Ottawa to enlist.

enlist.

enlist. Worked great until they shipped

Worked great until they shipped

Worked great until they shipped us all back to Kingston to bring

us all back to Kingston to bring

us all back to Kingston to bring the 21st up to strength.

the 21st up to strength.

the 21st up to strength. So I end up in the same trench

So I end up in the same trench

So I end up in the same trench as Wilson.

as Wilson.

as Wilson. Guess I should've stayed at

Guess I should've stayed at

Guess I should've stayed at home.

home.

home. >> Look, we-- we're all doing

>> Look, we-- we're all doing

>> Look, we-- we're all doing time here.

time here.

time here. I don't give a shit about all

I don't give a shit about all

I don't give a shit about all that.

that.

that. What's worse, you might be some

What's worse, you might be some

What's worse, you might be some kind of killer or something?

kind of killer or something?

kind of killer or something? Well, fuck, we're all trained

Well, fuck, we're all trained

Well, fuck, we're all trained killers now.

killers now.

killers now. So far all you've done is right

So far all you've done is right

So far all you've done is right by me.

by me.

by me. L-- let's just get...

L-- let's just get...

L-- let's just get... I forgot mine back...

I forgot mine back...

I forgot mine back... You go ahead, I'll catch up.

You go ahead, I'll catch up.

♪

>> Jensen.

>> Jensen.

>> Jensen. Making the new guys feel at

Making the new guys feel at

Making the new guys feel at home?

home?

home? >> Aw, you know me, Sergeant.

>> Aw, you know me, Sergeant.

>> Aw, you know me, Sergeant. Always ready to entertain.

Always ready to entertain.

Always ready to entertain. >> (Clears throat) Is that kid

>> (Clears throat) Is that kid

>> (Clears throat) Is that kid okay?

okay?

okay? Cuddy and Banks said he just

Cuddy and Banks said he just

Cuddy and Banks said he just jumped the wall just now.

jumped the wall just now.

jumped the wall just now. >> Yeah, he did, but...

>> Yeah, he did, but...

>> Yeah, he did, but... He's okay now.

He's okay now.

He's okay now. >> Morton said he bagged two

>> Morton said he bagged two

>> Morton said he bagged two more Germans when the kid went

more Germans when the kid went

more Germans when the kid went over.

over.

over. Said it worked way better than

Said it worked way better than

Said it worked way better than the head.

the head.

the head. He asked if he could do it

He asked if he could do it

He asked if he could do it again.

again.

again. He's a strange old bird.

He's a strange old bird.

He's a strange old bird. >> Yeah, let's not.

>> Yeah, let's not.

♪

>> Tell you what: that kid does

>> Tell you what: that kid does

>> Tell you what: that kid does that again...

that again...

that again... you let him go next time.

you let him go next time.

you let him go next time. >> Sergeant?

>> Sergeant?

>> Sergeant? >> I'm serious.

>> I'm serious.

>> I'm serious. >> Look, Sergeant, Langdon's

>> Look, Sergeant, Langdon's

>> Look, Sergeant, Langdon's just a kid.

just a kid.

just a kid. He's only 14.

He's only 14.

He's only 14. >> Hmm.

>> Hmm.

>> Hmm. Thought he looked a little young

Thought he looked a little young

Thought he looked a little young for army work.

for army work.

for army work. >> He don't belong here.

>> He don't belong here.

>> He don't belong here. Not on the front, anyway.

Not on the front, anyway.

Not on the front, anyway. Could you and the lieutenant do

Could you and the lieutenant do

Could you and the lieutenant do something?

something?

something? Get him taken off the line?

Get him taken off the line?

Get him taken off the line? >> (Clears throat) Well,

>> (Clears throat) Well,

>> (Clears throat) Well, Jensen... tell you what.

Jensen... tell you what.

Jensen... tell you what. I'll talk to the lieutenant,

I'll talk to the lieutenant,

I'll talk to the lieutenant, but, uh... I can't do anything.

but, uh... I can't do anything.

but, uh... I can't do anything. Can't send him anywhere.

Can't send him anywhere.

Can't send him anywhere. I hope you appreciate that.

Him and that other guy, are they

Him and that other guy, are they

Him and that other guy, are they close?

close?

close? >> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. >> Maybe, uh... maybe between

>> Maybe, uh... maybe between

>> Maybe, uh... maybe between the two of you, you guys can

the two of you, you guys can

the two of you, you guys can keep an eye on that kid, get him

keep an eye on that kid, get him

keep an eye on that kid, get him through this thing.

through this thing.

through this thing. (Clears throat)

(Clears throat)

(Clears throat) >> We'll try, Sergeant.

>> We'll try, Sergeant.

>> We'll try, Sergeant. >> I gave him three shots of SRD

>> I gave him three shots of SRD

>> I gave him three shots of SRD rum.

rum.

rum. That should help calm him down

That should help calm him down

That should help calm him down a little bit.

a little bit.

a little bit. But if he pulls another stunt

But if he pulls another stunt

But if he pulls another stunt like that, you and Brooks let

like that, you and Brooks let

like that, you and Brooks let him go.

him go.

him go. That's an order.

That's an order.

That's an order. >> Yes, Sarge.

♪

♪

♪

>> (Clears throat) You wanted to

>> (Clears throat) You wanted to

>> (Clears throat) You wanted to see me, sir?

see me, sir?

see me, sir? >> Yes.

>> Yes.

>> Yes. Battalion sent word the attack's

Battalion sent word the attack's

Battalion sent word the attack's going in on schedule.

going in on schedule.

going in on schedule. >> Well, what about our fucking

>> Well, what about our fucking

>> Well, what about our fucking bombers?

bombers?

bombers? >> Still no word.

>> Still no word.

>> Still no word. >> How the fuck... (Chuckles)

>> How the fuck... (Chuckles)

>> How the fuck... (Chuckles) How the fuck are we supposed to

How the fuck are we supposed to

How the fuck are we supposed to clear trenches without bombers?

clear trenches without bombers?

clear trenches without bombers? >> I think it's time for

>> I think it's time for

>> I think it's time for another, don't you? (Chuckles)

another, don't you? (Chuckles)

another, don't you? (Chuckles) >> Probably be our last.

>> Probably be our last.

>> Probably be our last. (Trickling)

(Trickling)

(Trickling) >> What's the status on the

>> What's the status on the

>> What's the status on the trench-clearing parties?

trench-clearing parties?

trench-clearing parties? >> Well, Cuddy and Banks are

>> Well, Cuddy and Banks are

>> Well, Cuddy and Banks are cleaning up all the Mills bombs

cleaning up all the Mills bombs

cleaning up all the Mills bombs right now.

right now.

right now. (Clears throat)

You know, the-- they know what

You know, the-- they know what

You know, the-- they know what they're doing, but, uh, between

they're doing, but, uh, between

they're doing, but, uh, between you and me, Bob, this is fucking

you and me, Bob, this is fucking

you and me, Bob, this is fucking crazy.

crazy.

crazy. We've got to get through three

We've got to get through three

We've got to get through three trenches and clear a sugar

trenches and clear a sugar

trenches and clear a sugar factory, and they expect us to

factory, and they expect us to

factory, and they expect us to do that without any bombers?

do that without any bombers?

do that without any bombers? >> Army gets what army wants.

>> Army gets what army wants.

>> Army gets what army wants. What choice do we have?

What choice do we have?

What choice do we have? This is a big push, Mac.

This is a big push, Mac.

This is a big push, Mac. The frontage on this attack is

The frontage on this attack is

The frontage on this attack is 10 miles.

10 miles.

10 miles. That's 50 battalions, give or

That's 50 battalions, give or

That's 50 battalions, give or take.

take.

take. The fact that we don't have our

The fact that we don't have our

The fact that we don't have our bombers isn't going to make a

bombers isn't going to make a

bombers isn't going to make a bit of a difference.

bit of a difference.

bit of a difference. (Sniffs)

(Sniffs)

(Sniffs) >> (Clears throat)

>> (Clears throat)

>> (Clears throat) I was, uh... I was just talking

I was, uh... I was just talking

I was, uh... I was just talking to Jensen there, about the new

to Jensen there, about the new

to Jensen there, about the new guy, Langdon.

guy, Langdon.

guy, Langdon. >> What about him?

>> What about him?

>> What about him? >> He jumped the wall.

>> He jumped the wall.

>> He jumped the wall. And, uh, I almost lost Jensen

And, uh, I almost lost Jensen

And, uh, I almost lost Jensen and another guy chasing the kid

and another guy chasing the kid

and another guy chasing the kid down.

down.

down. It appears he's, uh, lied to his

It appears he's, uh, lied to his

It appears he's, uh, lied to his recruiter and he's only 14.

recruiter and he's only 14.

recruiter and he's only 14. I told Jensen that I'd talk to

I told Jensen that I'd talk to

I told Jensen that I'd talk to you.

you.

you. >> Well, you held up your end of

>> Well, you held up your end of

>> Well, you held up your end of the bargain.

the bargain.

the bargain. There's not much I can do about

There's not much I can do about

There's not much I can do about it, Mac.

it, Mac.

it, Mac. I've got an old door for a desk,

I've got an old door for a desk,

I've got an old door for a desk, remember?

remember?

remember? >> Huh.

>> Huh.

>> Huh. Well, I told Jensen that him and

Well, I told Jensen that him and

Well, I told Jensen that him and that new guy, they could

that new guy, they could

that new guy, they could probably just keep an eye on the

probably just keep an eye on the

probably just keep an eye on the kid.

kid.

kid. See if we can get him through

See if we can get him through

See if we can get him through alive.

alive.

alive. >> Ours is not to reason why,

>> Ours is not to reason why,

>> Ours is not to reason why, eh?

eh?

♪

How's Wes doing?

How's Wes doing?

How's Wes doing? >> Uh, he's waiting to get moved

>> Uh, he's waiting to get moved

>> Uh, he's waiting to get moved back to the clearing station.

back to the clearing station.

back to the clearing station. >> I'm going to catch shit for

>> I'm going to catch shit for

>> I'm going to catch shit for this, Mac.

this, Mac.

this, Mac. You may have to follow my orders

You may have to follow my orders

You may have to follow my orders at times, but you're lucky you

at times, but you're lucky you

at times, but you're lucky you don't have to deal with the crap

don't have to deal with the crap

don't have to deal with the crap I have to deal with.

I have to deal with.

I have to deal with. Sometimes wish I hadn't come

Sometimes wish I hadn't come

Sometimes wish I hadn't come over with the 2nd.

over with the 2nd.

over with the 2nd. Then I wouldn't have gotten the

Then I wouldn't have gotten the

Then I wouldn't have gotten the field commission.

field commission.

field commission. Just have to worry about keeping

Just have to worry about keeping

Just have to worry about keeping my own feet clean and dry and

my own feet clean and dry and

my own feet clean and dry and not everybody else's.

not everybody else's.

not everybody else's. >> "To be or not to be."

>> "To be or not to be."

>> "To be or not to be." >> What?

>> What?

♪

>> Just another way of saying

>> Just another way of saying

>> Just another way of saying higher and deeper, Bob.

higher and deeper, Bob.

higher and deeper, Bob. >> Indeed.

>> Indeed.

>> Indeed. I can tell you one thing,

I can tell you one thing,

I can tell you one thing, though: if it were me and I were

though: if it were me and I were

though: if it were me and I were about to go over the top, I'd

about to go over the top, I'd

about to go over the top, I'd be damn glad I didn't have to

be damn glad I didn't have to

be damn glad I didn't have to drag my kid brother along with

drag my kid brother along with

drag my kid brother along with me.

me.

me. We had enough of that back when

We had enough of that back when

We had enough of that back when we were in school.

we were in school.

♪

>> Do you remember Miss Walton?

>> Do you remember Miss Walton?

>> Do you remember Miss Walton? >> Miss Walton the school

>> Miss Walton the school

>> Miss Walton the school teacher?

teacher?

teacher? >> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. >> What's she got to do with

>> What's she got to do with

>> What's she got to do with anything?

anything?

anything? >> Well, you remember her, eh?

>> Well, you remember her, eh?

>> Well, you remember her, eh? >> (Chuckles) Sure I do.

>> (Chuckles) Sure I do.

>> (Chuckles) Sure I do. I was in love with her.

I was in love with her.

I was in love with her. >> (Chuckles) Yeah, all us kids

>> (Chuckles) Yeah, all us kids

>> (Chuckles) Yeah, all us kids were.

were.

were. >> (Chuckles) What the hell's

>> (Chuckles) What the hell's

>> (Chuckles) What the hell's got you thinking about her all

got you thinking about her all

got you thinking about her all of a sudden?

of a sudden?

of a sudden? >> Well, one time... in grammar

>> Well, one time... in grammar

>> Well, one time... in grammar class, she was teaching us

class, she was teaching us

class, she was teaching us poetry, picking play-- or

poetry, picking play-- or

poetry, picking play-- or speeches for people.

speeches for people.

speeches for people. She picked mine.

She picked mine.

She picked mine. It was Hamlet.

It was Hamlet.

It was Hamlet. Shakespeare.

Shakespeare.

Shakespeare. I was terrified.

I was terrified.

I was terrified. (Chuckles) I couldn't make heads

(Chuckles) I couldn't make heads

(Chuckles) I couldn't make heads or tails of that thing, those

or tails of that thing, those

or tails of that thing, those "thees" and "thous" and "those."

"thees" and "thous" and "those."

"thees" and "thous" and "those." Yeah, I worked on that thing for

Yeah, I worked on that thing for

Yeah, I worked on that thing for weeks and weeks.

weeks and weeks.

weeks and weeks. But, uh, all I could do was just

But, uh, all I could do was just

But, uh, all I could do was just memorise the words.

memorise the words.

memorise the words. I had no idea what they meant.

I had no idea what they meant.

I had no idea what they meant. And, uh... on the day I was

And, uh... on the day I was

And, uh... on the day I was supposed to say it in front of

supposed to say it in front of

supposed to say it in front of the class, I was... I thought I

the class, I was... I thought I

the class, I was... I thought I was going to throw up.

was going to throw up.

was going to throw up. I'd never been so terrified in

I'd never been so terrified in

I'd never been so terrified in my entire life.

my entire life.

my entire life. Even to this day.

Even to this day.

Even to this day. That sure is saying a lot.

That sure is saying a lot.

That sure is saying a lot. >> Well, how'd it go?

>> Well, how'd it go?

>> Well, how'd it go? >> You don't remember?

>> You don't remember?

>> You don't remember? >> Can't say as I do.

>> Can't say as I do.

>> Can't say as I do. I was probably staring at Miss

I was probably staring at Miss

I was probably staring at Miss Walton. (Chuckles)

Walton. (Chuckles)

Walton. (Chuckles) >> Yeah, well, that pretty much

>> Yeah, well, that pretty much

>> Yeah, well, that pretty much answers your question.

answers your question.

answers your question. It was pretty uneventful.

It was pretty uneventful.

It was pretty uneventful. I mean, not back then.

I mean, not back then.

I mean, not back then. No, it was a... it was a big

No, it was a... it was a big

No, it was a... it was a big deal.

deal.

deal. I, uh...

I, uh...

I, uh... All I could think was what was

All I could think was what was

All I could think was what was going to happen when...

going to happen when...

going to happen when... everybody realised that I had no

everybody realised that I had no

everybody realised that I had no idea what I was doing.

idea what I was doing.

idea what I was doing. I even thought that if I said

I even thought that if I said

I even thought that if I said the... said it just right that

the... said it just right that

the... said it just right that maybe Mrs. Walton-- Miss Walton

maybe Mrs. Walton-- Miss Walton

maybe Mrs. Walton-- Miss Walton at the time-- would fall in love

at the time-- would fall in love

at the time-- would fall in love with me.

with me.

with me. >> (Chuckling)

>> (Chuckling)

>> (Chuckling) >> But, uh... I got up there in

>> But, uh... I got up there in

>> But, uh... I got up there in front of that class... and,

front of that class... and,

front of that class... and, uh... I spoke those fancy words

uh... I spoke those fancy words

uh... I spoke those fancy words like the same way that I'd seen

like the same way that I'd seen

like the same way that I'd seen this fellow at the fall fair who

this fellow at the fall fair who

this fellow at the fall fair who was selling the tonic.

was selling the tonic.

was selling the tonic. Now, I mean, he's the closest

Now, I mean, he's the closest

Now, I mean, he's the closest thing I'd ever seen to a real

thing I'd ever seen to a real

thing I'd ever seen to a real actor.

actor.

actor. Yeah, it... it was terrible, but

Yeah, it... it was terrible, but

Yeah, it... it was terrible, but that's how I did it.

that's how I did it.

that's how I did it. And the funny thing is,

And the funny thing is,

And the funny thing is, nobody noticed.

nobody noticed.

nobody noticed. Even Miss Walton, you know?

Even Miss Walton, you know?

Even Miss Walton, you know? She said she liked it.

She said she liked it.

She said she liked it. Granted, she didn't fall in love

Granted, she didn't fall in love

Granted, she didn't fall in love with me the way I wanted her to.

with me the way I wanted her to.

♪

Never forgot that speech.

Never forgot that speech.

Never forgot that speech. When we were on leave in England

When we were on leave in England

When we were on leave in England I, uh, actually got a chance to

I, uh, actually got a chance to

I, uh, actually got a chance to go see Hamlet.

go see Hamlet.

go see Hamlet. >> Theatre?

>> Theatre?

>> Theatre? Aren't you supposed to be

Aren't you supposed to be

Aren't you supposed to be getting drunk on leave?

getting drunk on leave?

getting drunk on leave? Us Canadians have a reputation

Us Canadians have a reputation

Us Canadians have a reputation to uphold, you know.

to uphold, you know.

to uphold, you know. (Chuckles)

(Chuckles)

(Chuckles) >> Yeah, I did my fair share of

>> Yeah, I did my fair share of

>> Yeah, I did my fair share of that, don't you worry.

that, don't you worry.

that, don't you worry. >> (Chuckles) Good.

>> (Chuckles) Good.

>> (Chuckles) Good. >> That actor, that guy, he,

>> That actor, that guy, he,

>> That actor, that guy, he, uh... well, he did that speech a

uh... well, he did that speech a

uh... well, he did that speech a lot better than I ever did, but

lot better than I ever did, but

lot better than I ever did, but I still didn't understand it any

I still didn't understand it any

I still didn't understand it any better then than I did back in

better then than I did back in

better then than I did back in school.

But just now...

But just now...

But just now... just now it came to me.

just now it came to me.

just now it came to me. I get it now.

I get it now.

♪

"To be... or not to be.

"To be... or not to be.

"To be... or not to be. That is the question.

Whether 'tis nobler in the

Whether 'tis nobler in the

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind... to suffer slings and

mind... to suffer slings and

mind... to suffer slings and arrows of outrageous fortune...

arrows of outrageous fortune...

arrows of outrageous fortune... or to take up arms against a sea

or to take up arms against a sea

or to take up arms against a sea of troubles...

of troubles...

of troubles... and by opposing them, end them."

and by opposing them, end them."

♪

I'm tired, Bob.

I'm tired, Bob.

I'm tired, Bob. You know, it doesn't-- doesn't

You know, it doesn't-- doesn't

You know, it doesn't-- doesn't matter how well you do your job.

matter how well you do your job.

matter how well you do your job. Something else is always going

Something else is always going

Something else is always going to go wrong.

to go wrong.

♪

I'm tired.

♪

>> We don't have much choice,

>> We don't have much choice,

>> We don't have much choice, Mac.

Mac.

Mac. This is what we volunteered for.

This is what we volunteered for.

This is what we volunteered for. And we have to stay focused on

And we have to stay focused on

And we have to stay focused on the task at hand.

the task at hand.

♪

♪

(Coughs)

♪

It's 5:45.

It's 5:45.

It's 5:45. At 6:16, the shrapnel barrage

At 6:16, the shrapnel barrage

At 6:16, the shrapnel barrage will lift... 50 yards in front

will lift... 50 yards in front

will lift... 50 yards in front of the Heinies' front-line

of the Heinies' front-line

of the Heinies' front-line trench.

trench.

trench. At 6:17 it'll lift onto the

At 6:17 it'll lift onto the

At 6:17 it'll lift onto the German front line.

German front line.

German front line. We'll have four minutes to clear

We'll have four minutes to clear

We'll have four minutes to clear about... 300 yards of no man's

about... 300 yards of no man's

about... 300 yards of no man's land.

land.

land. At 6:20 the barrage will lift 50

At 6:20 the barrage will lift 50

At 6:20 the barrage will lift 50 yards beyond their trench, at

yards beyond their trench, at

yards beyond their trench, at which point we assault the

which point we assault the

which point we assault the trench here, where it intersects

trench here, where it intersects

trench here, where it intersects with Taffy Trench.

with Taffy Trench.

with Taffy Trench. I don't need to r-- remind you,

I don't need to r-- remind you,

I don't need to r-- remind you, Mac, this is a race between us

Mac, this is a race between us

Mac, this is a race between us getting into that trench and

getting into that trench and

getting into that trench and Fritz getting out of his

Fritz getting out of his

Fritz getting out of his dugouts, so the closer we can

dugouts, so the closer we can

dugouts, so the closer we can get to the barrage, the better.

get to the barrage, the better.

get to the barrage, the better. >> (Chuckles) That would be the

>> (Chuckles) That would be the

>> (Chuckles) That would be the easy part, right?

easy part, right?

easy part, right? >> Exactly.

>> Exactly.

>> Exactly. We'll have six minutes to

We'll have six minutes to

We'll have six minutes to assault that trench and then

assault that trench and then

assault that trench and then move on.

move on.

move on. After that, the barrage will

After that, the barrage will

After that, the barrage will lift 100 yards every three

lift 100 yards every three

lift 100 yards every three minutes.

minutes.

minutes. Just have to keep up with it.

Just have to keep up with it.

Just have to keep up with it. We'll attack along the line

We'll attack along the line

We'll attack along the line here, north of the sunken road.

here, north of the sunken road.

here, north of the sunken road. The 20th will have our flank on

The 20th will have our flank on

The 20th will have our flank on the south side of the road.

the south side of the road.

the south side of the road. Follow the barrage for 15 lifts,

Follow the barrage for 15 lifts,

Follow the barrage for 15 lifts, so at 7:11 we'll be at the sugar

so at 7:11 we'll be at the sugar

so at 7:11 we'll be at the sugar factory.

factory.

factory. We'll have six minutes to clear

We'll have six minutes to clear

We'll have six minutes to clear it, and then two more lifts

it, and then two more lifts

it, and then two more lifts after that will put us in Candy

after that will put us in Candy

after that will put us in Candy Trench here.

Trench here.

Trench here. So... 7:23.

So... 7:23.

So... 7:23. Not bad for a morning's work.

Not bad for a morning's work.

Not bad for a morning's work. >> (Clears throat) Wow.

>> (Clears throat) Wow.

>> (Clears throat) Wow. Six minutes to clear that

Six minutes to clear that

Six minutes to clear that factory?

factory?

factory? That's the part that scares the

That's the part that scares the

That's the part that scares the hell out of me, Bob.

hell out of me, Bob.

hell out of me, Bob. >> Well, as I said, Mac, this is

>> Well, as I said, Mac, this is

>> Well, as I said, Mac, this is bigger than us.

bigger than us.

bigger than us. The fact that we don't have our

The fact that we don't have our

The fact that we don't have our bombers and that we've got a

bombers and that we've got a

bombers and that we've got a factory in our line of attack

factory in our line of attack

factory in our line of attack doesn't change a thing.

doesn't change a thing.

doesn't change a thing. We have to maintain the flanks

We have to maintain the flanks

We have to maintain the flanks of the advancing battalions.

of the advancing battalions.

of the advancing battalions. They'll have their own shit to

They'll have their own shit to

They'll have their own shit to deal with.

deal with.

deal with. That's what they've got guys

That's what they've got guys

That's what they've got guys like us for.

like us for.

like us for. >> Hmm.

>> Hmm.

>> Hmm. >> Lieutenant, will you please

>> Lieutenant, will you please

>> Lieutenant, will you please point that bloody thing

point that bloody thing

point that bloody thing somewhere else?

somewhere else?

♪

♪

♪

♪

>> Man: Ever tell you boys about

>> Man: Ever tell you boys about

>> Man: Ever tell you boys about that one about the guy and the

that one about the guy and the

that one about the guy and the girl, go to the Louvre?

girl, go to the Louvre?

girl, go to the Louvre? >> Man 2: No.

>> Man 2: No.

>> Man 2: No. >> All right.

>> All right.

>> All right. So, this guy... takes his girl

So, this guy... takes his girl

So, this guy... takes his girl to the Louvre for the day.

to the Louvre for the day.

to the Louvre for the day. You know, take in a day of the

You know, take in a day of the

You know, take in a day of the arts.

arts.

arts. While they're there, you know,

While they're there, you know,

While they're there, you know, they're checking out the

they're checking out the

they're checking out the paintings, strolling around,

paintings, strolling around,

paintings, strolling around, having a good time together.

having a good time together.

having a good time together. Until they come across this one

Until they come across this one

Until they come across this one painting that neither of them

painting that neither of them

painting that neither of them can figure out.

can figure out.

can figure out. Now, in this painting, there's a

Now, in this painting, there's a

Now, in this painting, there's a picture of these three black

picture of these three black

picture of these three black guys, okay?

guys, okay?

guys, okay? And they're black as midnight.

And they're black as midnight.

And they're black as midnight. (Chuckling)

(Chuckling)

(Chuckling) And they're buck naked.

And they're buck naked.

And they're buck naked. (Laughter)

(Laughter)

(Laughter) Now, the weird thing about this

Now, the weird thing about this

Now, the weird thing about this painting was, the guy in the

painting was, the guy in the

painting was, the guy in the centre, he's got this pecker

centre, he's got this pecker

centre, he's got this pecker that's white, like the colour or

that's white, like the colour or

that's white, like the colour or paper.

paper.

paper. I'm talking lily white.

I'm talking lily white.

I'm talking lily white. So, couple's checking it out and

So, couple's checking it out and

So, couple's checking it out and they can't make up or down of

they can't make up or down of

they can't make up or down of it, so they call the French guy

it, so they call the French guy

it, so they call the French guy over just to ask him what the

over just to ask him what the

over just to ask him what the painting's all about.

painting's all about.

painting's all about. Now, this French guy's a real

Now, this French guy's a real

Now, this French guy's a real snobby bastard, but he comes

snobby bastard, but he comes

snobby bastard, but he comes over and he starts looking the

over and he starts looking the

over and he starts looking the painting up and down, he's

painting up and down, he's

painting up and down, he's trying to figure out who the

trying to figure out who the

trying to figure out who the artist is.

artist is.

artist is. He gets his monocle out and he's

He gets his monocle out and he's

He gets his monocle out and he's looking right at the guy's

looking right at the guy's

looking right at the guy's pecker on the painting.

pecker on the painting.

pecker on the painting. (Laughter)

(Laughter)

(Laughter) So, after a couple minutes...

So, after a couple minutes...

So, after a couple minutes... Hey, you got a smoke?

Hey, you got a smoke?

Hey, you got a smoke? So, after a couple minutes, the

So, after a couple minutes, the

So, after a couple minutes, the French guy says, "I've figured

French guy says, "I've figured

French guy says, "I've figured it out.

it out.

it out. The reason this guy's penis is

The reason this guy's penis is

The reason this guy's penis is white is because he's obviously

white is because he's obviously

white is because he's obviously spent a great deal of time in

spent a great deal of time in

spent a great deal of time in the company of whites, and

the company of whites, and

the company of whites, and therefore, as a result, his

therefore, as a result, his

therefore, as a result, his sexual tendencies are less

sexual tendencies are less

sexual tendencies are less animal-like."

animal-like."

animal-like." (Chuckles)

(Chuckles)

(Chuckles) So, the guy goes, "There you go,

So, the guy goes, "There you go,

So, the guy goes, "There you go, honey.

honey.

honey. (Chuckles) Uh, that's why."

So, the couple's getting ready

So, the couple's getting ready

So, the couple's getting ready to leave, go check out some more

to leave, go check out some more

to leave, go check out some more painting, when they hear this

painting, when they hear this

painting, when they hear this voice behind them.

voice behind them.

voice behind them. (With Scottish accent) "Ach!

(With Scottish accent) "Ach!

(With Scottish accent) "Ach! I can tell you the real reason

I can tell you the real reason

I can tell you the real reason that guy's willy is white."

that guy's willy is white."

that guy's willy is white." So, the couple's a little

So, the couple's a little

So, the couple's a little shocked.

shocked.

shocked. They look back, they say, "Well,

They look back, they say, "Well,

They look back, they say, "Well, how do you know?"

how do you know?"

how do you know?" And this Scot says, "Because I'm

And this Scot says, "Because I'm

And this Scot says, "Because I'm the one who painted it, and that

the one who painted it, and that

the one who painted it, and that there is a picture of three

there is a picture of three

there is a picture of three Edinburgh lads I know after a

Edinburgh lads I know after a

Edinburgh lads I know after a day workin' the coal mine.

day workin' the coal mine.

day workin' the coal mine. Now, the guy on the left and the

Now, the guy on the left and the

Now, the guy on the left and the guy on the right, they brought

guy on the right, they brought

guy on the right, they brought their lunch pails to work.

their lunch pails to work.

their lunch pails to work. But the guy in the centre, he

But the guy in the centre, he

But the guy in the centre, he went home for lunch."

went home for lunch."

went home for lunch." (Laughter)

(Laughter)

(Laughter) >> Aw, come on.

>> Aw, come on.

>> Aw, come on. (Laughter)

(Laughter)

(Laughter) >> Jeez.

>> Jeez.

>> Jeez. "Lunch pail!"

"Lunch pail!"

"Lunch pail!" >> I know I'm funny, but I

>> I know I'm funny, but I

>> I know I'm funny, but I didn't think I was that good.

didn't think I was that good.

didn't think I was that good. >> Don't mind the kid.

>> Don't mind the kid.

>> Don't mind the kid. Mac gave him some rum, you know,

Mac gave him some rum, you know,

Mac gave him some rum, you know, c-c-c-calm his nerves a little.

c-c-c-calm his nerves a little.

c-c-c-calm his nerves a little. (Laughter)

(Laughter)

(Laughter) Damn it, Cuddy, where'd you pick

Damn it, Cuddy, where'd you pick

Damn it, Cuddy, where'd you pick up that one?

up that one?

up that one? >> Who else but Highlander?

>> Who else but Highlander?

>> Who else but Highlander? >> Oh, the screaming ladies from

>> Oh, the screaming ladies from

>> Oh, the screaming ladies from hell.

hell.

hell. >> Lady from hell!

>> Lady from hell!

>> Lady from hell! >> Well, don't mess... with the

>> Well, don't mess... with the

>> Well, don't mess... with the Highlanders.

Highlanders.

Highlanders. >> Oh, yeah, yeah.

>> Oh, yeah, yeah.

>> Oh, yeah, yeah. You're a Scottie, aren't you,

You're a Scottie, aren't you,

You're a Scottie, aren't you, Matheson?

Matheson?

Matheson? Where's your dress?

Where's your dress?

Where's your dress? >> Ah, a dress?

>> Ah, a dress?

>> Ah, a dress? (Laughter)

(Laughter)

(Laughter) >> They're called kilts, kid.

>> They're called kilts, kid.

>> They're called kilts, kid. They're not dresses.

They're not dresses.

They're not dresses. If these two, uh, bumpkins ever

If these two, uh, bumpkins ever

If these two, uh, bumpkins ever got off the farm, they might

got off the farm, they might

got off the farm, they might know that for themselves.

know that for themselves.

know that for themselves. It's traditional Scottish

It's traditional Scottish

It's traditional Scottish clothing.

clothing.

clothing. >> And, uh, the little, uh,

>> And, uh, the little, uh,

>> And, uh, the little, uh, little purse tied around the

little purse tied around the

little purse tied around the waist?

waist?

waist? >> All: Ooh!

>> All: Ooh!

>> All: Ooh! (Laughter)

(Laughter)

(Laughter) >> A purse?

>> A purse?

>> A purse? >> It's called a sporran.

>> It's called a sporran.

>> It's called a sporran. >> No pockets to keep the face

>> No pockets to keep the face

>> No pockets to keep the face paint in the dress.

paint in the dress.

paint in the dress. (Laughter)

(Laughter)

(Laughter) >> Oh, what are you--

>> Oh, what are you--

>> Oh, what are you-- >> Hey, hey.

>> Hey, hey.

>> Hey, hey. >> He's got my back!

>> He's got my back!

>> He's got my back! Come on!

Come on!

Come on! (Laughter)

(Laughter)

(Laughter) >> Hey, hey, hey.

>> Hey, hey, hey.

>> Hey, hey, hey. >> Hey, kid, throw me the ball.

>> Hey, kid, throw me the ball.

>> Hey, kid, throw me the ball. (Chuckling)

(Chuckling)

(Chuckling) >> Um... I-- I can't feel my

>> Um... I-- I can't feel my

>> Um... I-- I can't feel my teeth.

teeth.

teeth. >> Jeez, you're loaded, Teddy.

>> Jeez, you're loaded, Teddy.

>> Jeez, you're loaded, Teddy. How much did they give you?

How much did they give you?

How much did they give you? >> That stuff burned.

>> That stuff burned.

>> That stuff burned. But I feel better now.

But I feel better now.

But I feel better now. >> (Chuckles) Oh, jeez.

>> (Chuckles) Oh, jeez.

♪

>> I'll get it.

>> I'll get it.

>> I'll get it. >> No, no, no.

>> No, no, no.

>> No, no, no. Teddy, hey.

Teddy, hey.

Teddy, hey. No, Teddy.

No, Teddy.

No, Teddy. Teddy!

Teddy!

Teddy! Jesus, Teddy, come on!

Jesus, Teddy, come on!

Jesus, Teddy, come on! Get down!

Get down!

Get down! (Gunshot)

(Gunshot)

(Gunshot) >> Hit, hit!

>> Hit, hit!

>> Hit, hit! >> Cover the wounds!

>> Cover the wounds!

>> Cover the wounds! Stretcher!

Stretcher!

Stretcher! >> Ted?

>> Ted?

>> Ted? >> Get out of here, Matheson!

>> Get out of here, Matheson!

>> Get out of here, Matheson! Get him out of here!

Get him out of here!

Get him out of here! >> Get back, Teddy.

>> Get back, Teddy.

>> Get back, Teddy. >> Hey, hey, hey, hold on there,

>> Hey, hey, hey, hold on there,

>> Hey, hey, hey, hold on there, buddy!

buddy!

buddy! Hold on there!

Hold on there!

Hold on there! (Talking over each other)

(Talking over each other)

(Talking over each other) >> Just hang in there.

>> Just hang in there.

>> Just hang in there. >> You're going to be alright.

>> You're going to be alright.

>> You're going to be alright. We'll take care of him, I

We'll take care of him, I

We'll take care of him, I promise.

promise.

promise. >> Stretcher!

>> Stretcher!

>> Stretcher! >> Come on.

>> Come on.

>> Come on. >> What the hell happened?

>> What the hell happened?

♪

What the hell happened here,

What the hell happened here,

What the hell happened here, Corporal?

Corporal?

♪

>> He just, uh... he popped out

>> He just, uh... he popped out

>> He just, uh... he popped out of the-- the trench for-- for a

of the-- the trench for-- for a

of the-- the trench for-- for a second just to get his stupid

second just to get his stupid

second just to get his stupid ball.

ball.

ball. >> That's all it takes.

>> That's all it takes.

>> That's all it takes. How is he?

How is he?

How is he? (Sighing)

(Sighing)

(Sighing) Well, do what you can.

Well, do what you can.

Well, do what you can. Make sure this trench is clear,

Make sure this trench is clear,

Make sure this trench is clear, Sergeant.

Sergeant.

Sergeant. Life's just one damn thing after

Life's just one damn thing after

Life's just one damn thing after the other.

the other.

the other. >> Lieutenant!

>> Lieutenant!

>> Lieutenant! Sir?

Sir?

Sir? >> Yes, Corporal?

>> Yes, Corporal?

>> Yes, Corporal? >> Sir, it's Private Langdon,

>> Sir, it's Private Langdon,

>> Sir, it's Private Langdon, sir.

sir.

sir. If Brooks doesn't make it, I

If Brooks doesn't make it, I

If Brooks doesn't make it, I don't know how he's going to

don't know how he's going to

don't know how he's going to handle it.

handle it.

handle it. >> These are the two new drafts?

>> These are the two new drafts?

>> These are the two new drafts? >> Yes, sir.

>> Yes, sir.

>> Yes, sir. Langdon's only 14, sir.

Langdon's only 14, sir.

Langdon's only 14, sir. He... he lied to the recruiters.

He... he lied to the recruiters.

He... he lied to the recruiters. Brooks promised his mom that

Brooks promised his mom that

Brooks promised his mom that he'd get him home--

he'd get him home--

he'd get him home-- >> I'm aware of the situation.

>> I'm aware of the situation.

>> I'm aware of the situation. The sergeant has informed me.

The sergeant has informed me.

The sergeant has informed me. >> Well, can't you talk to

>> Well, can't you talk to

>> Well, can't you talk to somebody?

somebody?

somebody? Anybody?

Anybody?

Anybody? Brigade?

Brigade?

♪

>> Nothing I can do for you,

>> Nothing I can do for you,

>> Nothing I can do for you, Jensen.

Jensen.

Jensen. If it was in my power to send

If it was in my power to send

If it was in my power to send people home, I'd start with me.

people home, I'd start with me.

people home, I'd start with me. >> Well, can't you get him taken

>> Well, can't you get him taken

>> Well, can't you get him taken off the line, sir?

off the line, sir?

off the line, sir? He was crying for his mom.

He was crying for his mom.

He was crying for his mom. >> Look.

>> Look.

>> Look. After what happened to...

After what happened to...

After what happened to... >> Brooks, sir.

>> Brooks, sir.

>> Brooks, sir. >> Brooks.

>> Brooks.

>> Brooks. That kid will need somebody to

That kid will need somebody to

That kid will need somebody to look after him.

look after him.

look after him. He's in your section, so now

He's in your section, so now

He's in your section, so now it's your problem.

it's your problem.

it's your problem. I suggest you concentrate on

I suggest you concentrate on

I suggest you concentrate on that and stop troubling me about

that and stop troubling me about

that and stop troubling me about it.

it.

it. There's nothing I can do right

There's nothing I can do right

There's nothing I can do right now.

now.

now. As you were.

As you were.

♪

>> Sergeant.

>> Sergeant.

>> Sergeant. >> I don't want to hear about

>> I don't want to hear about

>> I don't want to hear about it, Jensen.

it, Jensen.

it, Jensen. >> We got to get that kid out of

>> We got to get that kid out of

>> We got to get that kid out of here.

here.

here. >> You heard the lieutenant.

>> You heard the lieutenant.

♪

(Panting)

♪

>> What are you going to do?

>> What are you going to do?

>> What are you going to do? (Wind gusting)

>> Sergeant's asking for me, I'm

>> Sergeant's asking for me, I'm

>> Sergeant's asking for me, I'm filling canteens.

filling canteens.

filling canteens. >> You're filling canteens?

>> You're filling canteens?

>> You're filling canteens? >> He asks again, I'm in the

>> He asks again, I'm in the

>> He asks again, I'm in the latrine.

latrine.

latrine. Wherever he's not, that's where

Wherever he's not, that's where

Wherever he's not, that's where I am.

I am.

I am. >> But that's desertion.

>> But that's desertion.

>> But that's desertion. You'll get the firing squad.

You'll get the firing squad.

♪

Dave!

Dave!

Dave! I can't help you.

I can't help you.

I can't help you. >> What?

>> What?

>> What? >> Not with this.

>> Not with this.

>> Not with this. >> You son of a bitch.

>> You son of a bitch.

>> You son of a bitch. You son of a bitch!

You son of a bitch!

You son of a bitch! After all I've done for you!

After all I've done for you!

After all I've done for you! >> Where are you even going to

>> Where are you even going to

>> Where are you even going to go?

go?

go? >> I should've left you bawling

>> I should've left you bawling

>> I should've left you bawling when you were a rook.

when you were a rook.

when you were a rook. I should've let Heinie stick a

I should've let Heinie stick a

I should've let Heinie stick a bayonet in you, you rotten piece

bayonet in you, you rotten piece

bayonet in you, you rotten piece of shit, and you boo-fucking-

of shit, and you boo-fucking-

of shit, and you boo-fucking- hooing the whole time!

hooing the whole time!

hooing the whole time! >> You'll get through this.

>> You'll get through this.

>> You'll get through this. The kid will too.

The kid will too.

The kid will too. Like you always say.

Like you always say.

Like you always say. >> Jesus, what's wrong with you?

>> Jesus, what's wrong with you?

>> Jesus, what's wrong with you? We're not going home to sit in

We're not going home to sit in

We're not going home to sit in some fucking boat.

some fucking boat.

some fucking boat. We're going to die here in this

We're going to die here in this

We're going to die here in this shithole.

shithole.

♪

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck. (Panting)

(Panting)

(Panting) Or we could save this kid.

Or we could save this kid.

♪

This...

This...

This... Jesus, this is the right thing.

Jesus, this is the right thing.

Jesus, this is the right thing. It's the right thing.

It's the right thing.

It's the right thing. Just...

Just...

Just... Pretend I'm having a drink.

Pretend I'm having a drink.

Pretend I'm having a drink. And playing with those French

And playing with those French

And playing with those French playing cards.

playing cards.

playing cards. >> You're not going to do it.

>> You're not going to do it.

>> You're not going to do it. You're not that stupid.

You're not that stupid.

You're not that stupid. (Panting)

(Sighs)

(Sighs)

(Sighs) Well, if you were going to do

Well, if you were going to do

Well, if you were going to do it, you want to do it soon,

it, you want to do it soon,

it, you want to do it soon, before we hit the bags.

before we hit the bags.

before we hit the bags. That's happening soon.

That's happening soon.

That's happening soon. (Wind gusting)

>> Thanks.

How's he doing?

How's he doing?

How's he doing? >> Resting.

>> Resting.

>> Resting. >> Good.

>> Good.

>> Good. Go get a smoke, I'll sit with

Go get a smoke, I'll sit with

Go get a smoke, I'll sit with him for a while.

him for a while.

him for a while. >> It's no problem.

>> It's no problem.

>> It's no problem. >> No, no, no.

>> No, no, no.

>> No, no, no. Go get a smoke in you.

Go get a smoke in you.

Go get a smoke in you. >> Okay.

>> Okay.

>> Okay. We'll see you in a bit, Teddy.

We'll see you in a bit, Teddy.

We'll see you in a bit, Teddy. (Sighing)

>> Hanging in there, kid?

>> Hanging in there, kid?

>> Hanging in there, kid? >> Tom keeps on leaving,

>> Tom keeps on leaving,

>> Tom keeps on leaving, Mr. Jensen.

Mr. Jensen.

Mr. Jensen. >> Oh, the docs will sew him up,

>> Oh, the docs will sew him up,

>> Oh, the docs will sew him up, he'll be good as new.

he'll be good as new.

he'll be good as new. Teddy.

Teddy.

Teddy. I'm getting you out of here.

I'm getting you out of here.

I'm getting you out of here. >> How?

>> How?

>> How? >> Give me your kit and your

>> Give me your kit and your

>> Give me your kit and your rifle.

rifle.

rifle. >> But why?

>> But why?

>> But why? >> Just do it.

>> Just do it.

>> Just do it. Look, it's almost zero hour, but

Look, it's almost zero hour, but

Look, it's almost zero hour, but you and I are going to clear out

you and I are going to clear out

you and I are going to clear out and you're going to go home.

and you're going to go home.

and you're going to go home. >> Did Sarge tell you we could

>> Did Sarge tell you we could

>> Did Sarge tell you we could go?

go?

go? >> Not exactly.

>> Not exactly.

>> Not exactly. >> What about Tom?

>> What about Tom?

>> What about Tom? >> He'll be fine.

>> He'll be fine.

>> He'll be fine. Hey, Tom.

Hey, Tom.

Hey, Tom. Tom.

Tom.

Tom. >> What?

>> What?

>> What? >> I'm getting the kid out of

>> I'm getting the kid out of

>> I'm getting the kid out of here and we're leaving right

here and we're leaving right

here and we're leaving right away.

away.

away. >> No...

>> No...

>> No... >> No, no, no, no, no.

>> No, no, no, no, no.

>> No, no, no, no, no. You can't talk me out of it.

You can't talk me out of it.

You can't talk me out of it. Look, the army won't let him go,

Look, the army won't let him go,

Look, the army won't let him go, then... I'll get him out of here

then... I'll get him out of here

then... I'll get him out of here myself.

myself.

myself. >> What do you mean, Mr. Jensen?

>> What do you mean, Mr. Jensen?

>> What do you mean, Mr. Jensen? >> I mean pack up your old kit

>> I mean pack up your old kit

>> I mean pack up your old kit back, we're getting out of here.

back, we're getting out of here.

back, we're getting out of here. >> I-- I don't want to be a

>> I-- I don't want to be a

>> I-- I don't want to be a deserter, Mr. Jensen.

deserter, Mr. Jensen.

deserter, Mr. Jensen. They'll throw me in jail.

They'll throw me in jail.

They'll throw me in jail. >> They'll shoot you!

>> They'll shoot you!

>> They'll shoot you! And me too.

And me too.

And me too. Look, we don't have a choice.

Look, we don't have a choice.

Look, we don't have a choice. We'll make our way back

We'll make our way back

We'll make our way back to the reserve line as runners,

to the reserve line as runners,

to the reserve line as runners, then... we'll disappear.

then... we'll disappear.

then... we'll disappear. They'll never find us.

They'll never find us.

They'll never find us. No, no, no.

No, no, no.

No, no, no. Look, it's almost zero hour.

Look, it's almost zero hour.

Look, it's almost zero hour. If we don't leave now, it's

If we don't leave now, it's

If we don't leave now, it's going to be too late.

going to be too late.

going to be too late. >> I don't want to leave Tom!

>> I don't want to leave Tom!

>> I don't want to leave Tom! >> We ain't got a choice.

>> We ain't got a choice.

>> We ain't got a choice. (Panting)

(Panting)

♪

>> I don't want to leave you,

>> I don't want to leave you,

>> I don't want to leave you, Tom.

Tom.

♪

You're my best friend.

You're my best friend.

You're my best friend. Ever since we got here.

Ever since we got here.

♪

I looked out for you and you

I looked out for you and you

I looked out for you and you looked out for me.

looked out for me.

♪

I'm sorry you got shot.

I'm sorry you got shot.

I'm sorry you got shot. It's all my fault!

It's all my fault!

♪

I missed that ball and I got you

I missed that ball and I got you

I missed that ball and I got you shot.

shot.

shot. >> No, no, no.

>> No, no, no.

>> No, no, no. I want you to be safe.

I want you to be safe.

I want you to be safe. >> I want you to be safe too,

>> I want you to be safe too,

>> I want you to be safe too, Tom.

Tom.

Tom. >> I'm okay.

>> I'm okay.

>> I'm okay. >> Hey, save your strength,

>> Hey, save your strength,

>> Hey, save your strength, buddy.

buddy.

buddy. (Deep breathing)

(Deep breathing)

(Deep breathing) Look, sit tight, kid.

Give me your-- give me your kit.

Give me your-- give me your kit.

Give me your-- give me your kit. We'll need to travel light. I'll

We'll need to travel light. I'll

We'll need to travel light. I'll hide these.

hide these.

hide these. You stay here until I get back,

You stay here until I get back,

You stay here until I get back, okay?

okay?

okay? >> Okay.

>> Okay.

>> Okay. (Clattering)

>> Telling you, Banksy, that's

>> Telling you, Banksy, that's

>> Telling you, Banksy, that's the one I'm going to marry.

the one I'm going to marry.

the one I'm going to marry. Holy--!

Holy--!

Holy--! >> Cuddy, excuse me.

>> Cuddy, excuse me.

>> Cuddy, excuse me. >> Yeah, hey, no problem.

>> Yeah, hey, no problem.

>> Yeah, hey, no problem. I was hoping someone would run

I was hoping someone would run

I was hoping someone would run into me today.

into me today.

into me today. God.

God.

God. You see that?

You see that?

You see that? You believe that guy?

>> I was thinking about what you

>> I was thinking about what you

>> I was thinking about what you said earlier.

said earlier.

said earlier. About staying on a bit after the

About staying on a bit after the

About staying on a bit after the war.

war.

war. >> Yeah, and?

>> Yeah, and?

>> Yeah, and? >> I don't know.

>> I don't know.

>> I don't know. I was thinking maybe I'd stay a

I was thinking maybe I'd stay a

I was thinking maybe I'd stay a bit too.

bit too.

bit too. >> Yeah?

>> Yeah?

>> Yeah? I mean... I've been saving my

I mean... I've been saving my

I mean... I've been saving my army pay.

army pay.

army pay. You know, I'm sure we could find

You know, I'm sure we could find

You know, I'm sure we could find some labour work when money runs

some labour work when money runs

some labour work when money runs low.

low.

low. >> You know... everyone,

>> You know... everyone,

>> You know... everyone, including you, has folks they

including you, has folks they

including you, has folks they want to see back home.

All I got back home is my old

All I got back home is my old

All I got back home is my old man.

man.

man. He's just a son of a bitch.

He's just a son of a bitch.

♪

The old bastard was mad as hell

The old bastard was mad as hell

The old bastard was mad as hell I was going off to fight in the

I was going off to fight in the

I was going off to fight in the first place.

first place.

first place. Not because he was worried about

Not because he was worried about

Not because he was worried about me or anything, because I

me or anything, because I

me or anything, because I wouldn't be back at the farm

wouldn't be back at the farm

wouldn't be back at the farm doing work.

doing work.

doing work. Farm work cuts into his drinking

Farm work cuts into his drinking

Farm work cuts into his drinking time.

time.

time. >> So does army work.

>> So does army work.

>> So does army work. >> I'm serious.

>> I'm serious.

>> I'm serious. The old man's a drunk.

The old man's a drunk.

The old man's a drunk. Used to beat the shit out of us

Used to beat the shit out of us

Used to beat the shit out of us kids.

kids.

♪

Guess that's why I spent so much

Guess that's why I spent so much

Guess that's why I spent so much time at your place.

time at your place.

♪

>> Shit, Banksy.

>> Shit, Banksy.

>> Shit, Banksy. I didn't know that.

I didn't know that.

I didn't know that. >> Your family was different.

>> Your family was different.

>> Your family was different. Your old man was nice.

Your old man was nice.

Your old man was nice. Your old lady wasn't dead like

Your old lady wasn't dead like

Your old lady wasn't dead like mine.

mine.

mine. I think being around you guys...

I think being around you guys...

I think being around you guys... made me feel... you know,

made me feel... you know,

made me feel... you know, normal.

normal.

♪

>> Listen, you're far from

>> Listen, you're far from

>> Listen, you're far from normal, buddy.

normal, buddy.

normal, buddy. (Banks sighs)

(Banks sighs)

(Banks sighs) But look, why don't me and you,

But look, why don't me and you,

But look, why don't me and you, why don't we do some

why don't we do some

why don't we do some sightseeing, you know, when it's

sightseeing, you know, when it's

sightseeing, you know, when it's done?

done?

done? We'll just take a look around,

We'll just take a look around,

We'll just take a look around, and when we get bored, we'll

and when we get bored, we'll

and when we get bored, we'll head home.

head home.

head home. I mean, look at us.

I mean, look at us.

I mean, look at us. We're in the prime of our lives

We're in the prime of our lives

We're in the prime of our lives here.

here.

here. We got an opportunity to see the

We got an opportunity to see the

We got an opportunity to see the world.

world.

world. I mean, screw your old man.

I mean, screw your old man.

I mean, screw your old man. To hell with him.

To hell with him.

♪

We're going to go see the world.

We're going to go see the world.

We're going to go see the world. (Plane rumbling)

(Plane rumbling)

(Plane rumbling) >> I'd like that, buddy.

>> I'd like that, buddy.

>> I'd like that, buddy. >> I'd like that too, Banksy.

>> I'd like that too, Banksy.

>> I'd like that too, Banksy. (Rapid gunfire)

(Rapid gunfire)

(Rapid gunfire) >> Shit!

>> Shit!

>> Shit! (Plane whooshing)

(Plane whooshing)

(Plane whooshing) (Whistling explosion)

(Whistling explosion)

(Whistling explosion) >> You okay?

>> You okay?

>> You okay? >> Teddy!

>> Teddy!

>> Teddy! >> We'll be okay.

>> We'll be okay.

>> We'll be okay. >> Teddy!

>> Teddy!

>> Teddy! >> Go.

>> Go.

>> Go. >> You guys okay?

>> You guys okay?

>> You guys okay? >> Yeah, that was bloody close.

>> Yeah, that was bloody close.

>> Yeah, that was bloody close. >> How about you, kid?

>> How about you, kid?

>> How about you, kid? How are you doing?

How are you doing?

How are you doing? >> I'm all right, Mr. Jensen.

>> I'm all right, Mr. Jensen.

>> I'm all right, Mr. Jensen. >> Yeah, just a little shook up?

>> Yeah, just a little shook up?

>> Yeah, just a little shook up? >> What's going on here, Jensen?

>> What's going on here, Jensen?

>> What's going on here, Jensen? >> It's just a near-miss,

>> It's just a near-miss,

>> It's just a near-miss, Sergeant.

>> These belong to you?

>> These belong to you?

>> These belong to you? >> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. We put them down while we were

We put them down while we were

We put them down while we were fixing the trench, Sergeant.

fixing the trench, Sergeant.

fixing the trench, Sergeant. >> Is that right?

You weren't thinking about doing

You weren't thinking about doing

You weren't thinking about doing something stupid, were you,

something stupid, were you,

something stupid, were you, Jensen?

Jensen?

Jensen? (Clattering)

>> What's the situation,

>> What's the situation,

>> What's the situation, Sergeant?

Sergeant?

Sergeant? >> Well, it would appear we have

>> Well, it would appear we have

>> Well, it would appear we have a near-miss.

>> See that this gets cleared

>> See that this gets cleared

>> See that this gets cleared up.

(Rustling)

♪

>> Bob?

>> Bob?

>> Bob? This kid is beginning to be a

This kid is beginning to be a

This kid is beginning to be a bit of a problem.

bit of a problem.

bit of a problem. I think Jensen was about to make

I think Jensen was about to make

I think Jensen was about to make a run for it.

a run for it.

a run for it. >> He was going to desert?

>> He was going to desert?

>> He was going to desert? >> Well, I can't say for

>> Well, I can't say for

>> Well, I can't say for certain, but it certainly looked

certain, but it certainly looked

certain, but it certainly looked that way.

that way.

that way. >> I see.

>> I see.

♪

Corporal Pears... you'll take

Corporal Pears... you'll take

Corporal Pears... you'll take this wounded man to the clearing

this wounded man to the clearing

this wounded man to the clearing station immediately, and you'll

station immediately, and you'll

station immediately, and you'll take Private... him... with you

take Private... him... with you

take Private... him... with you to bring the stretcher.

to bring the stretcher.

to bring the stretcher. >> It's Langdon, sir.

>> It's Langdon, sir.

>> It's Langdon, sir. >> Permission to speak, sir.

>> Permission to speak, sir.

>> Permission to speak, sir. >> Granted.

>> Granted.

♪

>> This man's not likely to

>> This man's not likely to

>> This man's not likely to survive the trip.

survive the trip.

survive the trip. He's lost a lot of blood.

He's lost a lot of blood.

He's lost a lot of blood. He's not even likely to survive

He's not even likely to survive

He's not even likely to survive to zero.

to zero.

to zero. And that man's tiny.

And that man's tiny.

And that man's tiny. He's going to be no good

He's going to be no good

He's going to be no good carrying a stretcher back to the

carrying a stretcher back to the

carrying a stretcher back to the clearing station.

clearing station.

clearing station. He'd be slow at best and there's

He'd be slow at best and there's

He'd be slow at best and there's no way I'll be back by zero.

no way I'll be back by zero.

no way I'll be back by zero. >> Corporal, that's the point.

>> Corporal, that's the point.

>> Corporal, that's the point. I don't want you back before

I don't want you back before

I don't want you back before zero hour.

zero hour.

zero hour. >> What?

>> What?

>> What? >> You have your orders.

>> You have your orders.

>> You have your orders. >> Yes, sir.

>> Yes, sir.

>> Yes, sir. >> Jesus Christ, Bob.

>> Jesus Christ, Bob.

>> Jesus Christ, Bob. They're going to crucify you if

They're going to crucify you if

They're going to crucify you if you send a dead guy back before

you send a dead guy back before

you send a dead guy back before zero hour.

zero hour.

zero hour. >> Mac, I've got a case of

>> Mac, I've got a case of

>> Mac, I've got a case of trench foot in my platoon,

trench foot in my platoon,

trench foot in my platoon, they're going to crucify me

they're going to crucify me

they're going to crucify me anyway.

anyway.

anyway. And frankly, I think we'd be

And frankly, I think we'd be

And frankly, I think we'd be better off with the men being

better off with the men being

better off with the men being able to keep their mind on the

able to keep their mind on the

able to keep their mind on the task at hand and down a

task at hand and down a

task at hand and down a stretcher bearer than having

stretcher bearer than having

stretcher bearer than having that kid around.

that kid around.

♪

>> Ain't you coming with us, Mr.

>> Ain't you coming with us, Mr.

>> Ain't you coming with us, Mr. Jensen?

Jensen?

Jensen? >> Nah, I'm staying.

>> Nah, I'm staying.

♪

>> You're going over the top

>> You're going over the top

>> You're going over the top with those other guys?

with those other guys?

with those other guys? >> You bet.

>> You bet.

>> You bet. >> Am I ever going to see you

>> Am I ever going to see you

>> Am I ever going to see you again?

again?

again? >> Aw, hell, take more than that

>> Aw, hell, take more than that

>> Aw, hell, take more than that lot of Heinies to knock me off.

lot of Heinies to knock me off.

lot of Heinies to knock me off. (Chuckles)

(Chuckles)

(Chuckles) I'll see you when you get back

I'll see you when you get back

I'll see you when you get back from the rear.

from the rear.

from the rear. Uh... give me that card of

Uh... give me that card of

Uh... give me that card of yours.

yours.

yours. It's been nothing but lousy luck

It's been nothing but lousy luck

It's been nothing but lousy luck anyway.

anyway.

♪

♪

♪

>> Thanks for everything...

>> Thanks for everything...

>> Thanks for everything... Dave.

Dave.

♪

>> No problem, kid.

>> No problem, kid.

>> No problem, kid. (Birds squawking)

(Birds squawking)

♪

I'll be seeing you.

I'll be seeing you.

I'll be seeing you. Hey, take care of Brooksy for

Hey, take care of Brooksy for

Hey, take care of Brooksy for me.

me.

♪

♪

(Birds squawking)

(Birds squawking)

(Birds squawking) >> Jensen.

>> Jensen.

>> Jensen. (Plane whirring)

(Plane whirring)

(Plane whirring) You know... I write down what

You know... I write down what

You know... I write down what cards everybody's got.

cards everybody's got.

cards everybody's got. Doesn't matter if you're alive

Doesn't matter if you're alive

Doesn't matter if you're alive or dead, it's still going to be

or dead, it's still going to be

or dead, it's still going to be a Jack of spades.

a Jack of spades.

a Jack of spades. >> Yeah, but the kid doesn't

>> Yeah, but the kid doesn't

>> Yeah, but the kid doesn't know that.

know that.

know that. >> (Chuckles) You ever tell the

>> (Chuckles) You ever tell the

>> (Chuckles) You ever tell the truth?

truth?

truth? >> That's why everybody likes

>> That's why everybody likes

>> That's why everybody likes me.

me.

me. Except for Wilson.

Except for Wilson.

Except for Wilson. >> Yeah.

If you ever lose sight of your

If you ever lose sight of your

If you ever lose sight of your job again and let down your

job again and let down your

job again and let down your section like that, Wilson is

section like that, Wilson is

section like that, Wilson is going to be the least of your

going to be the least of your

going to be the least of your troubles.

troubles.

troubles. (Rustling)

(Rustling)

(Rustling) Now go get those boys ready.

>> Yes, Sergeant.

♪

♪

>> Go tell the Lieutenant we're

>> Go tell the Lieutenant we're

>> Go tell the Lieutenant we're getting things... moving here.

getting things... moving here.

getting things... moving here. >> Yes, Sergeant.

>> Yes, Sergeant.

♪

(Clears throat)

(Clears throat)

(Clears throat) >> Sergeant.

>> Sergeant.

♪

(Sighs)

♪

Good luck back there.

Good luck back there.

Good luck back there. >> Thanks.

>> Thanks.

♪

>> How's your feet, little

>> How's your feet, little

>> How's your feet, little brother?

brother?

>> You come to gloat, Mac?

>> No.

>> No.

>> No. (Sighs) No, not actually.

Come to apologise.

Come to apologise.

Come to apologise. About what I said earlier.

About what I said earlier.

About what I said earlier. >> That I'm a disgrace to the

>> That I'm a disgrace to the

>> That I'm a disgrace to the family?

family?

family? >> Shit, Wes.

>> Shit, Wes.

>> Shit, Wes. I'm an asshole.

I'm an asshole.

♪

I let my pride get the best of

I let my pride get the best of

I let my pride get the best of me.

me.

me. >> What the hell does your pride

>> What the hell does your pride

>> What the hell does your pride have to do with this?

have to do with this?

have to do with this? >> Everything, Wes.

>> Everything, Wes.

>> Everything, Wes. I'm proud.

I'm proud.

♪

I'm proud of my platoon... I'm

I'm proud of my platoon... I'm

I'm proud of my platoon... I'm proud of my battalion... proud

proud of my battalion... proud

proud of my battalion... proud of my country... my family...

of my country... my family...

of my country... my family... but not least of all, I'm proud

but not least of all, I'm proud

but not least of all, I'm proud of my brother.

of my brother.

♪

We've been through some shit

We've been through some shit

We've been through some shit since we got here, eh?

since we got here, eh?

since we got here, eh? (Chuckles)

(Chuckles)

(Chuckles) But, you know... we kicked the

But, you know... we kicked the

But, you know... we kicked the ass off of everything that the

ass off of everything that the

ass off of everything that the Germans have thrown at us.

Germans have thrown at us.

♪

I know Mom and Dad are proud of

I know Mom and Dad are proud of

I know Mom and Dad are proud of us too.

And you know what?

And you know what?

And you know what? Blighty bit of foot rot, it's

Blighty bit of foot rot, it's

Blighty bit of foot rot, it's nothing.

nothing.

nothing. You're going to go back, they're

You're going to go back, they're

You're going to go back, they're going to cure it, we'll meet up

going to cure it, we'll meet up

going to cure it, we'll meet up down the line, then the Reid

down the line, then the Reid

down the line, then the Reid boys are back in the fight ready

boys are back in the fight ready

boys are back in the fight ready to kick some more ass.

to kick some more ass.

♪

>> It's got gangrene, Mac.

>> It's got gangrene, Mac.

>> It's got gangrene, Mac. >> What?

>> What?

♪

>> Patch thinks it's too far

>> Patch thinks it's too far

>> Patch thinks it's too far gone.

gone.

gone. >> Aw, shit, Wes.

>> Aw, shit, Wes.

♪

♪

(Sighs)

(Sighs)

(Sighs) (Explosions in distance)

(Explosions in distance)

♪

♪

I'm glad.

I'm glad.

I'm glad. I know that sounds horrible.

I know that sounds horrible.

I know that sounds horrible. And I wish you didn't have to

And I wish you didn't have to

And I wish you didn't have to lose a foot over it, but... in a

lose a foot over it, but... in a

lose a foot over it, but... in a matter of minutes, I'm going to

matter of minutes, I'm going to

matter of minutes, I'm going to be leading the boys over the

be leading the boys over the

be leading the boys over the top... into enemy fire... and

top... into enemy fire... and

top... into enemy fire... and crawling right up the ass of

crawling right up the ass of

crawling right up the ass of our own artillery.

our own artillery.

our own artillery. (Chuckles)

(Chuckles)

(Chuckles) Goddammit if the lieutenant

Goddammit if the lieutenant

Goddammit if the lieutenant isn't right.

isn't right.

♪

I'm not going to have to drag my

I'm not going to have to drag my

I'm not going to have to drag my little brother after me this

little brother after me this

little brother after me this time.

time.

time. >> I wish I was going.

>> I wish I was going.

>> I wish I was going. >> (Chuckles) No, you don't. But

>> (Chuckles) No, you don't. But

>> (Chuckles) No, you don't. But thank you.

thank you.

♪

It's going to be weird not

It's going to be weird not

It's going to be weird not having you here in my trench.

having you here in my trench.

having you here in my trench. (Chuckles)

(Chuckles)

♪

You know... the only reason I

You know... the only reason I

You know... the only reason I ever took any initiative, got

ever took any initiative, got

ever took any initiative, got any notice at all, was so that I

any notice at all, was so that I

any notice at all, was so that I could keep your sorry ass

could keep your sorry ass

could keep your sorry ass covered.

covered.

♪

The truth is, I never would've

The truth is, I never would've

The truth is, I never would've been able to do that if... you

been able to do that if... you

been able to do that if... you didn't have my sorry ass

didn't have my sorry ass

didn't have my sorry ass covered.

covered.

covered. >> All the boys in this trench

>> All the boys in this trench

>> All the boys in this trench have your back same as I ever

have your back same as I ever

have your back same as I ever did.

did.

did. They think you're the strongest,

They think you're the strongest,

They think you're the strongest, toughest son of a bitch they

toughest son of a bitch they

toughest son of a bitch they ever seen.

ever seen.

ever seen. They'd follow you anywhere.

They'd follow you anywhere.

They'd follow you anywhere. So would I.

Mac... be careful.

Mac... be careful.

Mac... be careful. >> What?

>> What?

>> What? Oh... (Scoffs)

Oh... (Scoffs)

Oh... (Scoffs) No, this one's going to be a

No, this one's going to be a

No, this one's going to be a piece of cake.

piece of cake.

piece of cake. You know, not only do we have

You know, not only do we have

You know, not only do we have this, uh, new artillery thing,

this, uh, new artillery thing,

this, uh, new artillery thing, couple of boys from the 19th

couple of boys from the 19th

couple of boys from the 19th were telling me that, uh...

were telling me that, uh...

were telling me that, uh... they've got these land ships

they've got these land ships

they've got these land ships that they're sending in support

that they're sending in support

that they're sending in support waves.

waves.

waves. They're huge.

They're huge.

They're huge. They're, uh, armour-plated,

They're, uh, armour-plated,

They're, uh, armour-plated, bulletproof, and they're-- they

bulletproof, and they're-- they

bulletproof, and they're-- they can crush barbed wire, they can

can crush barbed wire, they can

can crush barbed wire, they can drive over top of a trench.

drive over top of a trench.

drive over top of a trench. They got guns mounted all over

They got guns mounted all over

They got guns mounted all over them.

them.

them. (Chuckles)

(Chuckles)

(Chuckles) These Germans, they're not even

These Germans, they're not even

These Germans, they're not even going to know what hit them.

going to know what hit them.

going to know what hit them. >> Don't shit me, Mac.

>> Don't shit me, Mac.

>> Don't shit me, Mac. This is going to be a tough one.

This is going to be a tough one.

This is going to be a tough one. I mean, if these land ships were

I mean, if these land ships were

I mean, if these land ships were all they were cracked up to be,

all they were cracked up to be,

all they were cracked up to be, why aren't they going in the

why aren't they going in the

why aren't they going in the assault wave?

assault wave?

♪

♪

♪

>> Sergeant Mackenzie Abraham

>> Sergeant Mackenzie Abraham

>> Sergeant Mackenzie Abraham Reid, it has been an honour

Reid, it has been an honour

Reid, it has been an honour serving under you, and even more

serving under you, and even more

serving under you, and even more of a pleasure to call you

of a pleasure to call you

of a pleasure to call you brother.

brother.

brother. >> Feeling is likewise, Private.

>> Feeling is likewise, Private.

♪

♪

Say hey to Mom and Dad for me,

Say hey to Mom and Dad for me,

Say hey to Mom and Dad for me, will you?

will you?

will you? (Chuckles)

(Chuckles)

♪

Jensen.

Jensen.

Jensen. Get this section ready.

Get this section ready.

♪

♪

>> Well, guess it's that time,

>> Well, guess it's that time,

>> Well, guess it's that time, gents.

gents.

gents. (Talking over each other)

(Talking over each other)

(Talking over each other) >> Oh, it's a gift from my

>> Oh, it's a gift from my

>> Oh, it's a gift from my latest star.

latest star.

latest star. (Sniffs)

(Sniffs)

(Sniffs) Homemade bread!

Homemade bread!

Homemade bread! >> It's here!

>> It's here!

>> It's here! Open it.

Open it.

Open it. >> I'm not going to waste the

>> I'm not going to waste the

>> I'm not going to waste the bread.

bread.

bread. >> Come on.

>> Come on.

>> Come on. Bread.

Bread.

Bread. (Rustling)

(Rustling)

♪

>> "Dearest Chuck: I appreciate

>> "Dearest Chuck: I appreciate

>> "Dearest Chuck: I appreciate that things must be very hard

that things must be very hard

that things must be very hard over there in France, but I know

over there in France, but I know

over there in France, but I know you're doing an exemplary job.

you're doing an exemplary job.

you're doing an exemplary job. No less could be expected from a

No less could be expected from a

No less could be expected from a man of good Christian values."

man of good Christian values."

man of good Christian values." (Men chuckling)

(Men chuckling)

(Men chuckling) "I have, as you asked, provided

"I have, as you asked, provided

"I have, as you asked, provided some refreshment to help you

some refreshment to help you

some refreshment to help you relieve the drudgery of the

relieve the drudgery of the

relieve the drudgery of the trenches.

trenches.

trenches. I have provided some fine...

I have provided some fine...

I have provided some fine... lime juice which I've always

lime juice which I've always

lime juice which I've always found helpful for invigorating

found helpful for invigorating

found helpful for invigorating the body and mind.

the body and mind.

the body and mind. Use with deepest respect.

Use with deepest respect.

Use with deepest respect. Jenny."

Jenny."

Jenny." >> Of all the stars in London,

>> Of all the stars in London,

>> Of all the stars in London, Chuck here gets the teetotaller.

Chuck here gets the teetotaller.

Chuck here gets the teetotaller. Give me that.

Give me that.

Give me that. >> Hey, that was mine!

>> Hey, that was mine!

>> Hey, that was mine! >> You can grab it in a few

>> You can grab it in a few

>> You can grab it in a few minutes when we're running by.

minutes when we're running by.

minutes when we're running by. >> Unbelievable.

>> Unbelievable.

>> Unbelievable. (Chuckles)

>> Alright, ladies, hike up your

>> Alright, ladies, hike up your

>> Alright, ladies, hike up your skirts and grab your purses.

skirts and grab your purses.

skirts and grab your purses. The SRD rum is here!

The SRD rum is here!

The SRD rum is here! (Chuckles)

(Chuckles)

(Chuckles) >> Oh, yeah.

>> Oh, yeah.

>> Oh, yeah. And here I thought sergeants

And here I thought sergeants

And here I thought sergeants rarely delivered, eh?

rarely delivered, eh?

rarely delivered, eh? >> Well, that's the first time I

>> Well, that's the first time I

>> Well, that's the first time I heard that one.

heard that one.

heard that one. Now, some of you may have

Now, some of you may have

Now, some of you may have noticed the large quantity of

noticed the large quantity of

noticed the large quantity of rum in this morning's rations.

rum in this morning's rations.

rum in this morning's rations. Well, we are under orders to let

Well, we are under orders to let

Well, we are under orders to let the men have as much as they

the men have as much as they

the men have as much as they want.

want.

want. (Laughter)

(Laughter)

(Laughter) Yeah, yeah, yeah...

Yeah, yeah, yeah...

Yeah, yeah, yeah... >> Cheers.

>> Cheers.

>> Cheers. >> ...but use your sense, boys.

>> ...but use your sense, boys.

>> ...but use your sense, boys. I don't need you drunk out

I don't need you drunk out

I don't need you drunk out there, I need you guys on the

there, I need you guys on the

there, I need you guys on the ball.

ball.

ball. Now... remember what we

Now... remember what we

Now... remember what we practiced this week.

practiced this week.

practiced this week. I need you to lean in on that

I need you to lean in on that

I need you to lean in on that barrage.

barrage.

barrage. You pay attention to me and

You pay attention to me and

You pay attention to me and Jensen.

Jensen.

Jensen. Run, flop down, get up when we

Run, flop down, get up when we

Run, flop down, get up when we tell you.

tell you.

♪

Now, don't you worry about

Now, don't you worry about

Now, don't you worry about mopping up the Germans.

mopping up the Germans.

mopping up the Germans. The supporting battalions,

The supporting battalions,

The supporting battalions, they've been tasked with mopping

they've been tasked with mopping

they've been tasked with mopping up the Germans behind us.

up the Germans behind us.

up the Germans behind us. Just get in, get around them and

Just get in, get around them and

Just get in, get around them and keep going.

keep going.

keep going. Now, you listen to us, it's the

Now, you listen to us, it's the

Now, you listen to us, it's the best way you're going to get out

best way you're going to get out

best way you're going to get out of this alive.

of this alive.

of this alive. Jensen!

Jensen!

Jensen! Get the section ready.

Get the section ready.

Get the section ready. >> Jensen: Sergeant.

>> Jensen: Sergeant.

>> Jensen: Sergeant. (Explosions)

(Explosions)

♪

♪

♪

>> Sergeant.

>> Sergeant.

>> Sergeant. (Explosions)

(Explosions)

(Explosions) >> Look to the front!

>> Look to the front!

♪

>> Man: Fix!

>> Man: Fix!

>> Man: Fix! Bayonets!

Bayonets!

Bayonets! (Metal scraping)

(Metal scraping)

♪

(Explosion)

(Explosion)

(Explosion) >> Bloody hell.

>> Bloody hell.

>> Bloody hell. Pull yourself together, kid.

Pull yourself together, kid.

♪

(Whistle blowing)

(Whistle blowing)

(Whistle blowing) (Yelling)

(Yelling)

♪

>> Up the ladder!

>> Up the ladder!

>> Up the ladder! Go, go, go!

Go, go, go!

Go, go, go! Go, go!

Go, go!

Go, go! Get up that ladder!

Get up that ladder!

Get up that ladder! Move it, move it!

Move it, move it!

Move it, move it! (Explosion)

(Explosion)

(Explosion) (Yelling)

(Yelling)

♪

(Explosions)

♪

♪

♪

♪

♪

♪

♪

♪

♪

♪

♪

♪

♪

♪ I'm crouched in this mud hole ♪

♪ Too scared to raise my head ♪

♪ Shells are falling everywhere ♪

♪ We're all dying or dead ♪

♪ And it's too late for miracles ♪

♪ Or I'd beg for my life ♪

♪ The sky is so beautiful ♪

♪ And God, I love my wife ♪

♪ I wish I could hold her in my arms one last time ♪

♪ And I wish I had told her the things on my mind ♪

♪

♪

♪ Out of shouting and screaming, my bayonet's on ♪

♪ It's too late to make my peace with those I have wronged ♪

♪ There's nowhere to run to ♪

♪ And no place to hide ♪

♪ What am I doing here? ♪

♪ I'm too young to die ♪

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♪ Then suddenly it's over ♪

♪ A strange silence in the air ♪

♪ I can't believe I'm breathing ♪

♪ Is anybody there? ♪

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♪ And somewhere in the darkness, half a world away ♪

♪ A little girl has said her prayers ♪

♪ God, keep my daddy safe ♪

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♪ I wish I could hold her in my arms one last time ♪

♪ What am I doing here? ♪

♪ I'm too young to die ♪

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