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My wife is a gangster 2: Return fable

Hello! Hello!

It's not my phone that's ringing

- Hello! ...Boss?

- Boss? Who's this? - It's Robocop

Robocop? Then I'm Rambo, asshole

Fucker, get boss on the phone Right now!

OK, okay

Is this a girl or a chicken?

Hey, answer the phone

I said you got a phone call

Hey, she's not going to take it

I'm fucked up

Fucked up?

Okay, let's get you to a hospital

Oh shit, I got to pee Don't move

You just pull your dick out anywhere?

Your dick...

2 years later...

You thought only eggs come from chicken coops, didn't you?

But I saw a woman come from one

Not only that she's WonderWoman

She can work 24 hours a day and not get tired

She can deliver, she can clean she can cook...

Well, she can't cook, really

Because of her invention of this useful delivery box

we've done more business in the last 2 years

than I could have done on my own, in 7 years

It's like she fell straight from heaven

She'd try anything to get her memory back

Now I'm more scared than just feeling sorry for her

What if she remembers who she is and leaves me

Not again!

Well, this was a good one

Maybe she was a famous artist of something...

...or not.

Her past is mysterious.

Who knows...

Was she a famous sculptor?

Impressionist schools?

Or other school of art? I do not understand art in any case

Whoever she was is not important anymore

She's an angel!

Business has tripled

This is the first time something good has happened in my life

Actually I take care of her money, too

Don't get me wrong I'm not a crooked boss or anything

If I had just one wish

It would be to be on top of her

Get your dick out of here!

She does not want to go to bed with me

Maybe if we had 3 kids...

then God wouldn't take her away from me

You want to die?

I told you not to touch me without my permission

He's really strange...

What's he doing here again?

The vegetables are all fresh

Why do you select? All looks fresh

Early in the morning I had to work with this

You just look and touch, and do not buy anything!

Your brain have the problem. Quickly walk away!

Grrr! Are you still here?

Boss!

Don't have to be call me boss

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How to have such a bad luck today

I'm back

Have you been on a delivery or were you making a house call?

Ha ha ha ha. Boss. A house call?

I have told you, that do not laugh like that

Then how?

Ha ha ha. Hey, like this!

See, that's it!

You've got a pretty face if you tried a little, you'd be fine

Telephone

What?

Telephone

Oh...

What can I get for you?

Nothing, I just had a sea food noodle at another restaurant

Wait! Sit down for a minute!

Let's settle up a little later

I'm not here for business

Have a seat I got something to tell you

You heard that?

What?

This 13 blocks here will be leveled...

and a new mall called 'White Village' will be built

I haven't heard about it

It's a big deal

You really should pay attention to what's going on around you

Calm down It hurts!

You'll have to talk to my boss about that

Whew, Jae Chol has nothing to do with this

If you want, I can give you

a store in the mall

You're done with this, right?

Even if I love you I can't have you

I can't stand it I feel like crying

What are you talking about? You've had me

What?

You shit! You're thinking about another woman, aren't you?

Is she that Tsu Tsu?

Do you really like her so much?

That clumsy...

No, no!

Why would I be thinking about her?

You... liar!

I've never had anything to do with her

What? Anything... what?

You mean you want to do that?

- No, I'm not interested at all - You do it and I'll kill you

I'm going to do my best tonight

- Whatever you want! - Get your hands off me!

...29...

...30

Only 30?

Here sit down

I'm a bit weak

We better just play some cards that's about our speed

Our history teacher things he's so damn smart

Don't even say a word Stupid bastard

Yeah I hate him too

Hey how about sharing a smoke among friends

Buy your own

What! Wait!

You think I'm going to be scared of your little club?

You want to get a piece of me you'll need a reservation

- Hey! You! - Stop there

Fifty-six...

Fifty-seven...

Fifty-nine...

Ji Hyun, you're late Sixty...

What are you still doing here? Do you know what time it is?

What happened to your face? Have you been in a fight?

I guess I'm too young to see what you two are doing

We're just playing cards That's all

It's late I'm going downstairs

Ok

Open the door! What happened to your face?

If you like her so much just marry her

You could be a polygamist

Polygamist? That's if you already have one wife

I've been alone for 17 years

Good! Then don't marry her!

Is it 18 years? So confused...

One sweet and sour pork a stir-fried seafood

Pork balls in oyster sauce and let's see

Let's just do 5 Ja Jang Myun and 5 seafood noodles

- Go quick! - Yes, sir

You've only had it a few years

and look what you've done to it

I've never been rough on it

Really!

Does it work?

Pick up a pack of cigarette on the way back

Let's spend the night here

What are you doing? We didn't order anything

Why would I be here if you didn't order anything

Can't you see I'm having coffee?

You really didn't order anything?

I'm a man, I don't do that Excuse us, we're busy here

Well since I'm here we need to settle up

I told you we were busy here Come back later

Could you pay now?

Are you deaf? You're starting to piss me off

Count it and put the extra on next month's bill

Now let's continue...

Now what?

The order was a prank

If I catch that...

You'll never catch that

- Those gangster bastards are here again - What bastards

They say my food's the best

What're you going to do if they don't pay again?

Don't worry about it I won't let them get away with it today

You had a sweet and sour pork, a shrimp, and 3 bottles of wine

So?

Huh?

So what do you want?

That'll be $118 and 50cents won all together

Do you just not understand? Do you know who we are?

Well, who are you?

Wow, you must really want to die?

Are you going to embarrass yourselves by fighting with a girl?

Sorry Miss... Let's go

You... still need to pay

What's this all about?

Hey let's go outside and talk about it

Boss!

I'll take care of it Follow me

What do you want to talk about?

So, how was the food?

Your food is incredible

You're serious right?

Drop in anytime

I'll fix you the best we have

Great, and I'll take care of you

I'm well aware of your mind

We've got the bid for the construction here

You've got a lot of work to do here

We're partners, partners

- Stop in any time - Sure

Thank you, boss! Take care then

Do I really have to live with those shits in the same neighborhood?

They drive me crazy!

It's still short...

Person's memory is depends on the nervous system in the physiology to transmit the cerebrum

nerve center produces changes this kind of change to be able to cause

cerebrum... is good difficult to suffer is struck by lightning or... is struck by lightning

Hello!

Alright, got it

Alright, got it

- Boss! - Boss

What?

We've got a problem at the Karaoke

What happened

Some customer got pissed off

because they wanted a different girl and

Those bastards, which organization are they from?

It was... It was a large group

Which organization are they from?

They were high school kids

They were just kids so... They weren't worthy of fighting

- Right, right! - I even felt pity for them

Boss, where are you? Please answer me, Boss?

Boss!

Now we're going into your past.

What do you see?

I see blood

And scissors...

You were a nurse

Then take a look around you. Who do you see?

There's a child

What's the child doing?

The child asked me what bird is the most scariest animal in the world

What did you tell him?

Rat bastards

Let's do it again

You just trust me and you go into hypnosis, red sun

Are there people in front of you?

Yes, there's a lot

Are you saying anything to them?

You bastards... I'll slice you open

and hang your guts on the clothesline

You just trust me and you go into hypnosis, red sun

Na Mu Kuan Seim Bo Sal

You've got a problem with your back, huh?

No, I don't

Your energy and blood have gotten all twisted up in your back

Your energy and blood have gotten all twisted up in your back

Your energy and blood have gotten all twisted up in your back

I can't remember my past

What have I got to do to get my memory back?

Can they be my sisters?

Don't move!

Fall face down. Don't move if you don't want to die.

Shut up. Don't move.

Shut up. You! Do not move.

Fall face down, do not move!

You...

Shut up..

You...

I was definitely an acrobat before.

You just stop wasting my time and buy something

What? What do you want?

I give you this...

What the hell...?

Is your mother a man or a woman?

You must want to die you stupid...

I hit you bastard

This is the last time I'll ask you Is your mother a man or a woman?

Shit... a woman

You speak to me with respect What about your wife?

She's also a woman

Do you have a daughter?

Yes, ma'am

And your daughter?

Fuck of course she's a woman

But why are you talking to me impolitely?

Because you didn't understand what I was saying

Who? You mean me?

The one with dark skin, curly hair

and a protrudent mouth like a rat is Ronaldo

And the one with a shaved head

and goofy teeth is

Ronaldinho

No, that's wrong

The one with dark skin and a protrudent mouth is

Ronaldinho and...

Stupid, the doctor said it'll take 4 weeks to recover

and you think I'm going to just settle?

I'm not going to settle on this Or I will be a dog

Hey, what's the matter? You're the one that messed up

Me?

You really are crazy! You...

You must have worked too hard last night...

Not again!

That's why you have a nosebleed

Hold it down over there

Sorry about that!

- Bye - Take care, sir

Would you stop doing this

I'm the gangster, not you

Oh, this was nothing

Oh, you're scary

It still goes on your record. Do you want to get a drink to celebrate?

What's up with you lately?

Why? Do I look different?

You get in fights and disappear when it rains

I've got a lot of things on my mind

I kind of feel under the weather

You got...

What?

You got a boyfriend?

What would I do with a boyfriend? I've got you

Do you? Really?

Thanks for considering me a man. Cheers!

Whenever I try to remember the past It gives me a headache

You can't force memories

Just relax

Here... Here you are

What's that?

We'll get a store when the new mall is built...

You'll be an manager a partner in Tsu Tsu

And we'll...

We'll what?

I uh, well there's you...

What?

Well, honestly...

Well I've been raising Ji Hyun on my own...

Well I've been raising Ji Hyun on my own...

We're backed up on deliveries don't mess around

Female bathroom

- Good afternoon - Good afternoon, boss

You stupid bastards!

Ah microphone test.

Fuck, this is embarrassing

Get up!

You made me come down here, for this?

Is it that hard to get a few renters to sign the consent?

I'm sorry Sir We'll get them soon

What, sometime in the future? After we've lost all the investors?

I'm sorry

They're really a group of idiots.

You blockhead!

Get the defector

That took a long time?

You must have been backed up? Come on in.

Bring it over there. I don't like eat here...

You ought to put some clothes on

You got enough pickles?

Get your hand off me

It's not my fingers My hands are here

Ohhh Let go

I'm going to pull it out off the root!

Is this enough? If you need more I'll put it in your account!

I hate you

My nose!

Do you know how much I invested in this business?

We've already invested $2,000,000

The interest only on that is huge

What a timid guy you are!

It'll be worth the effort

Really? You gave me your word

I'd better get going

this might depend entirely on you

I trust you, boss

Keep in touch

I already warned you to sign didn't I?

You can't stand this Just sign there

Having fun?

Having fun? I was just teaching her to make noodles

So this is why you didn't pick me up

What happened to your face again?

Oh, I smell chicken shit

Don't be like that

Do you even know your name? Your social security number?

You know nothing about yourself stay out of others' business

Idiot!

Listen to you're teacher well

Daddy!

You stupid...

Put her head up!

I'm going to show you what'll happen if you mess with us

I don't want to see

I'm going to show you anyway...

...the power of the organization

Let's go one on one or do you need all your little friends?

You must have forgotten we're an organization

Don't...

Don't do this to me!

Let go of me!

If you're not going to join us

we'll make it so you can't join anybody

Lay down

Don't move

Hold it!

What's that?

You're home

What happened to your face this time?

- It's nothing

- This is nothing?

You were supposed to pick her up not start a fight with her!

I'm sorry

You look at her face and all you can say is sorry?

Alright Dad that's enough

What's the matter with you lately? You're not like you used to be

Enough already, you don't even know what's going on

How am I supposed to trust you with her!

I'm leaving to find myself Chicken Head

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???Stupid little... The game is not over yet.

How long do we have to wait? Take our orders for gods sake!

- Fried dumplings, fried dumplings - What about us?

- Fried dumplings! - Hey, mister!

Go quick! You're so backed up

Hey, we need some chopsticks here!

Some pickled radish for us pickled radish!

Hey, this is for the computer lab

And don't forget the chopsticks

What? I have to go again?

- Yes - I really don't...

With this much rain...

...it looks like spring has passed

Give me that Too long to throw it away

Dad, you really have a serious problem

What is it this time?

Why don't you play that card game that Tsu Tsu liked?

And you said you were going to teach her how to make noodles

You were just blowing smoke right?

You didn't even like her

So? But if you think about it we could have had fun with her

What are you saying? You're worried about her too aren't you?

Get real I just don't like...

doing deliveries that's all

Where have you been?

I just wanted to know who I was

You look like you've had it Did you find yourself?

Not yet but I figured out how

Well, I hope so

Do you know how embarrassed I was because of you?

Ji Hyun, actually talked decently to me

She missed you more than I did

Don't stand in the rain Come on in

Chicken Head Good to have you back

Just relax, we're almost there Look right here

Chin down and smile one, two, three...

OK, that's it

Excuse us

You should help us find somebody

We think she lives around here

Do you recognize her?

N... No, I've never seen her before

We know she lives around here Take a close look

If you pressure me I can conduct my right of silence

No, it's not like that

I can get a lawyer

Hey, understood Calm down!

Tsu, Tsu!

Good afternoon!

- Tsu, Tsu, come with me - What's the matter?

You've got to get out of here The police are looking for you

What? The police?

You must be a criminal

A criminal?

You are not right? They must of made a mistake

But you still better get out of here

Isn't that the Chinese joint's Tsu Tsu?

The Chinese restaurant's Tsu Tsu? Thank you

Well, what's she doing there?

She's a delivery girl

A delivery girl?

Thank you

Hey!

She's a prostitute isn't she?

C'mon. You can tell me.

- It's not that kind - Tell me

I shouldn't be doing this right now

Wow, what a blabbermouth!

Wait! Please wait!

Hurry up! You're going to get caught

Po... Polices are here!

Good afternoon!

Aren't you the woman from the photomat? Do you work here?

No

So where's the girl that does the deliveries?

That's me, how can I help you?

Are you playing games with me?

I'm a woman Don't underestimate me

What's up with everybody in this neighborhood?

Let's go, everybody's gathered around out there

- What's this? - What's this all about?

How many times did she do it?

What?

I hear she did it all the time

Hey, this isn't America. Not everybody can become a bank robberer

This is the first time

Bank? She robbed a bank!

No, that's not it The lady who delivers here

caught the bank robberers with her bear hands!

She's receiving an award for courage and bravery

She really showed what a true woman can do

You all should be congratulating her

- You should learn from her and - Hey, mister, it's her!

Wait, wait! Brave girl!

You stay with my friend when it quiets down, I'll let you know

Let's just go back

Just listen to me I'll take care of it

Now what's the matter?

I told you we needed to get a new one

Brave prizes award ceremony

Let's bring up today's new 21st Century Woman

You fight fire with fire

Anyone who kick a pregnant woman is a mad-dog

Please continue

I hate those kind of people

Gangsters that hit and torment helpless people

And loan sharks. Those that look down upon women

If I could only get me hands on them

Tsu, Tsu! One more time!

Here, look here, over here!

I have something to say

It looks like we're all going to be thrown out to the street

Our children could be sent to orphanages

and our women to brothels

We don't have any power We need a hero!

We need somebody with great leadership to move us forward

I don't know her name but we call her this

Tsu Tsu, our hero!

Let's make her president of our association

Tsu, Tsu!

- Hurrah! - Hurrah!

- Hey - Yes, sir What's this all about?

She does the deliveries for the Chinese joint

stopped some bank robbers a while back

It wasn't just one, not two but three!

That's quite nothing

She's scary, boss

Then order a bowl of seafood noodles...

...and we'll get to see who she is

Uh boss, does it have to be just one bowl?

Yeah, just one

Hey, right here

Bring it here

I told you to bring enough pickles

You want to fill up on side dishes

Enjoy your dinner

Why are you following me around?

Look at that nice butt!

What?

Are those two married?

They appear to be, boss

Speak in english, stupid

Both are hooked, boss

Let's go

I'll take care of it without a trace

Don't take her lightly Remember she was the one

Who turned your brother into a eunuch

I still found him a woman and I've never thought it wasn't worth the money

Right, let's not talk about that

But, I feel like crying

whenever I think about it

However now that she, Silverfish is the head of the association

It's going to be difficult to take her out quietly

The fact she doesn't know that she is Eun Jin of the

scissor gang is also a problem.

Just kill her, okay?

I'll keep it simple

What do you think she'll say as she's dying?

What an idiot!

Act like you're stabbing me

Yes

White... Shark...

No, it shouldn't be that way

Do it again with me

Who... are... you???

We've got to make sure if she knows she is Eun Jin, the Silverfish

before we kill her to truly get revenge

If not, she won't know if she got killed for your revenge

or she was chewed by some stray dog

A stray dog?

Sorry boss. Please sit down

Okay, Jun Man did you get that?

Boss!

Then what to do if she's not the person we're searching for

Hey!

Can I trade?

Er...Yes

You are really...

You makes me sick

All you had to do was kill her...

...and we'd be done with this

Then let's just kill her, boss

That's what I want to do...

What the fuck did you say? Hands down!

Hi, I'm Sally

Do not crowd, do not crowd

I'm a very well paid scout for this coffee shop

I love... I love... all of you

There's a new type of perm you know

It's called a treatment perm and it does wonders for you hair

Aren't you done?

Excuse me...

One more noodle dish

Another? Do you know how many that is?

You think you have it in you to kill me?

Don't turn around

I'll let you go this time Go tell your boss

to stop sending assassins after me and we'll go one on one

Mister!

You forgot to pay That'll be 4 dollars

Honey

Honey

Honey

What is with everybody today?

Honey

Yes, I'm sure

She actually asked one on one to you, boss

I am going to get her right now

Yes, sir

This time it's with a girl, is it?

What is wrong with her? Really

My nose

God, my nose, my nose! It's collapsed!

What am I going to do! What am I going to do!

Where are you putting your hands at?

Do you know how much these breats are worth?

He's going to need some rehabilitation

Wow!

Get the fuck out of my way

Also one of his testicles

became dysfunctional

and I just put several stitches on the other one

Yo, lady In english, okay? English

One of his balls got smashed so his sex life is impossible

Now it's happened to you too?

Because of her!

You poor thing

My life is doomed!

Is that the only thing she goes for?

- I can't bear this - Boss, my life is doomed!

- I go crazy or what! He should take a rest...

What?

I said 'complete rest'

Complete rest, complete rest

What's the matter? Are you still there?

Are you listening?

I'm... listening...

But something strange She doesn't seem to recognize me

Hey, you

Are you drawing or writing?

- Ugly face and ugly handwriting - Mine is better than the others'

We've got all the picket signs and banners ready for the campaign

The only problem is the members who are scared

Let's check who's here and not

Tsu Tsu's here so we have nothing to worry about

She can whip 100 guys all by herself

We can't use violence

Please try to call every single member together...

...for tomorrow's meeting

As the president I'll gladly give my life for the group

Insane...

Boss, it's me, Robocop

Have you forgotten me? You risked your life to save me

I think you're confusing me with someone else

You're a living legend in our world

You were the boss

who looked after 132 members

of the Scissor gang

I'm losing my mind I don't remember anything

Oh my god She's even married!

Did you see that?

I thought she was a prostitute but she's a Mafia boss

She's not!

Tsu, Tsu...

Now what do we do?

We can't trust in somebody like that, can we?

Have a goodnight, boss

Now your true colors have finally shown

Don't talk like that I don't remember any of that

So if you can't remember it makes it all go away

Now all I am is a delivery girl for Tsu Tsu

Who are you trying to kid?

Ji Hyun!

Let go of me, you gangster!

Ji Hyun, that's enough

Let go of me!

That's enough

Sorry Ji Hyun, I told you to stop this

Well, that's all you know

I really hate gangsters!

Tsu Tsu!

Do you think I would accept your apology?

Want a piece of me? You bastards!

Tsu Tsu...

Well, she must feel lonely

Yo, Silverfish!

I thought you had died I felt bad

I thought I had died but I liked it

It's Silverfish for sure, boss

Shut up! I know

You've lost a lot of love for me

There's never love when somebody invades a territory

Look who's talking

I've never been very happy to... see... you

Stupid bastards! It ran down...

Well that does it

What?

Let go! I said let go! Let go, you fuckers!

My poor Tsu Tsu! What should I do?

You bastard! They said they would be here, where the hell are they?

Oh my...

Here, over here! Over here!

She escapes...

She's gone!

Halt!

Where's is Eun Jin?

I really don't know

Well then, if you don't find her something bad might happen to your daughter, okay?

Fucking assholes! The idea of hurting such a tender woman!

I'm going to kill them

You got to get some stitches at a hospital...

Must be very sore Just be patient

Are you alright?

Are you Jae Chol, Yoon?

Yes, that's right

Look at my scarred up face

Eun Jin did this She's bad, very bad

She's bad, very bad

She is hiding somewhere

...And you're going to help us

She's not my blood nor my girlfriend, fuck

I'm home!

Where's the Chicken Head?

She's gone

Did she go to the mountains again?

Maybe she went to heaven

Are you drunk?

Didn't you know she was an angel?

She didn't even say goodbye?

You didn't even like her

I now very much worry

comes us together plays

Tsu Tsu...

What?

Robocop, give me a cigarette

Robocop, give me a cigarette

Were you talking to me?

Do you see anybody else? Dumb ass

No, boss

It's been a long time since I've had a smoke, it's pretty strong

You never did smoke much

What about the boys?

They're all gone Some have gone home...

Can you get a hold of them?

Yes

Gather them

Yes, sir

Hello

They are going to sell Ji Hyun into prostitution

Who is this?

A guy named White Shark kidnapped her

He's going to sell into prostitution if you don't come back

Please rescue her

Where is she now, boss?

The pot plant near Sinbonri

- I know where it is - Please hurry up

What's going on, boss?

White Shark kidnapped Ji Hyun That bastard

There's nothing for us to gain

Robocop, this is my territory

Chicken Head!

Don't worry I'll get you out of here

You are impossible

You still don't get it, do you?

You still don't get it, do you?

You're not rescuing her

What's that supposed to mean?

I'm letting her go

I'll take care of it

Let's go

Daddy! What about her?

Now that I finally can got you I feel damn good!

Do you know how hot this is?

I'll let you find out

Throw her in the kiln

Yes, boss

White Shark, do me a favor stop hiding behind your boys

and let's go just you and me

Haven't you seen this sort of scene in the movie?

Bosses don't fight

That's the difference between you and me

What are you waiting for?

Why did you do that?

To get a lease?

Eun Jin came all the way here to save me...

...and you did it for money

I did it for you!

You're the only daughter I have

No, not for me

You're not my real father

What's that suppose to mean?

You don't think I know that?

That's why you're such an idiot

Ji Hyun! Ji Hyun!

Bastards!

Boss!

Hey, Silverfish

Boss!

Boss, let's get out of here!

Stop them!

It hurts

I didn't even pay you...

and I made you do everything

The motorcycle already fixed, it won't stop again

You are a dead man!

Please don't!

Kneel down!

"Would you stop doing this?"

"I'm the gangster, not you!"

"Oh, this was nothing"

Goodbye!

When we get to Seoul will you give me a bar?

Nope

- Don't forget to call! - Be happy!

Move!

What the... move man, move...