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Oh, no. Whatever could that be?
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Ghost, meet Winchester.
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Cut!
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Maggie. Siobhan.
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Is this some kind of a joke to you?
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Siobhan, this scene takes place...
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...before the events of Carver Edlund's
unpublished masterpiece...
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...Dark Side of the Moon.
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- So?
- Meaning, where is the Samulet?
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Oh...
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I took it off.
It kept hitting me in the lips and...
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That amulet is a symbol
of the Winchesters' brotherly love.
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You need to take one for the team.
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Look, I'm just here for the college credit.
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Ugh. How dare you?
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People. People.
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Okay. I've had three weeks of
this crap-show, and I am done.
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There is too much drama
in the Drama Department.
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I'm going to Principal Salazar
in the morning.
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- No, no, no. Mrs. Chandler, please.
- It's over, Marie.
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All right. Everybody back to one.
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Until we are all suspended,
the show must go on.
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Why couldn't they just do Godspell
like good little skanks?
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Instead, it's this awful,
unbelievable horror story.
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Mm!
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Like that stuff really happens.
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Theater is about life, you know?
Truth. Truth.
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Where is the truth in Supernatural?
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Get it off! Get off!
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I mean, it's close. But it just...
It needs a little more - argh!
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I can see her lying back in her satin dress
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In a room where you do
What you don't confess
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Sundown, you better take care
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If I find you been creeping
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'Round my back stairs
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Sundown, you better take care...
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- How long you been up'?
- Long enough to find us a case.
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I take it that means
you're feeling back to normal?
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Yeah, whatever normal is in our world.
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So, uh, right here. Ahem.
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A teacher at an all-girls school
went missing in Flint, Michigan.
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She was, uh, headed to her car
and then disappeared.
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Nobody's seen her since.
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There's nothing here
that even remotely suggests there's a case.
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There is nothing there that even remotely
suggests there isn't a case. Boom.
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- Come on, man.
- Sam, out there hunting...
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it's the only normal I know.
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We got work to do.
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Oh, of course. Yes, I'd
certainly appreciate it.
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You got it. Thanks, officer.
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So the last place Mrs. Chandler
was seen by anyone...
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...was in the auditorium.
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Turns out she's the drama teacher.
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Theater kids. Great.
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- Well, I was a theater kid.
- Barely.
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You did Our Town, which was cool.
But then you did that crappy musical.
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Oklahoma!?
Hugh Jackman got cast off Oklahoma!
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You ran tech, Wolverine.
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Shut up.
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If you gentlemen need anything else,
just let me know.
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Great. Thanks, Ms. Salazar.
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Idiots.
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You idiots.
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- You are idiots.
- Hey, assbutt.
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Hey, assbutt.
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John and Mary, husband and wife
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Bringing home a brand-new life
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His name is Sammy
I'm big brother Dean
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The perfect family
Or so it seemed
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The demon's visits had begun
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It believed Sam was the chosen one
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It burned my mother
And it cursed my brother
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Leaving us in tears
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On the road so far
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Yeah, the road so far
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We are in Dad's car
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Cut. All right,
go talk to the Lighting Department.
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- And I'm gonna go talk to Siobhan.
- Okay.
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- That was really, really good.
- What in the holyโ?
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There is a case.
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- Probably has something to do with all this.
- You think?
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- ...a little more bounce in it, okay?
- Publisher?
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Yeah.
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- Maggie, Marie just never stops.
- I know. You were great.
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Oh, my gosh. Are you guys from the publisher?
I'm Marie, the writer-slash-director.
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This is Maeve, my stage manager.
And that was just a dress... Mm.
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I'm, uh, Special Agent Smith.
This is my partner, Special Agent...
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- Smith.
- ...Smith.
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No relation. Heh.
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- We're hereto look into the disappearance.
- There is no singing in Supernatural.
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Well, this is Marie's interpretation...
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Ha.
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Well, I mean, if there was singing,
you know... And that's a big "if."
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If there was singing,
it would be classic rock.
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Not this Andrew Floyd Webber crap.
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- Andrew Lloyd Webber.
- What?
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Well, you know, we do sing a cover of
"Carry On Wayward Son" in the second act.
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- Really?
- Oh.
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It's a classic.
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Right. Anyways, we're here to talk
about the disappearance of Mrs. Chandler.
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Any chance you two saw her
before she vanished?
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Yeah. She left around like, what, 9:30?
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Any idea where she would be headed
that time of night?
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A bar. Or a liquor store. Both.
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- Wow. Really?
- She had a nasty divorce last year.
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Most of the time, shes sipping
on her, uh, grown-up juice or passed out.
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- Usually in that order.
- Yeah, well, I don't blame her.
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I'm gonna need 50 Jell-O shots
and a hose-down to get this stink off me.
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- Maeve, right? You're the stage manager.
- And I understudy Jody Mills.
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- What?
- That's great. That's great.
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Jody Mills. That's great. Ahem.
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So how about you give me
a, uh, behind-the-scenes tour...
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...while your director shows my partner
Mrs. Chandler's office?
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- Deal? Great. Give us a moment, please.
- Okay.
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I mean, I
gotta say, it's kind of charming.
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The production value and the...
No? No. No. Ahem.
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I'm gonna check for EMF.
You... You look for, uh, cursed objects.
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I think we need to reposition.
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How'd you get all this stuff?
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Some parts homemade,
some parts repurposed.
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All of it awesome.
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Don't...
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Please don't.
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- What are they doing?
- Oh, uh...
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They're rehearsing the BM scene.
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- The bowel-movement scene?
- No.
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No, the boy-melodrama scene.
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You know,
the scene where the boys get together...
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...and they're driving
or leaning against Baby...
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...drinking a beer, sharing their feelings.
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The two of them, alone but together.
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Bonded. United. The power of their...
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Why are they standing so close together?
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Uh...
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Reasons.
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You know they're brothers, right?
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Well, duh. But subtext.
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Why don't you take
a substep back there, ladies?
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Now, have you noticed
anything strange during the production?
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I mean...
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...any odd noises or...?
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You mean something like this?
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Or perhaps this?
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- Right. Of course.
- How about this?
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I got it. Thanks.
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Heh. You know, back when I did tech
in school, we had two CD decks.
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Oh, sorry. I have to go
sign for a delivery.
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Please don't touch anything.
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Sorry.
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- This hers?
- No.
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That's a prop from act two.
I've been looking for that, actually.
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There's no space in Supernatural.
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Well, not canonically, no.
But this is transformative fiction.
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Oh. You mean fan fiction.
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Call it whatever you like, okay?
It's inspired by Carver Edlund's books.
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With a few embellishments.
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Well, as you know,
Chuck stopped writing after Swan Song.
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I just... I couldn't leave
it the way that it was.
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I mean, Dean not hunting anymore,
living with Lisa.
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Sam somehow back from hell
but not with Dean.
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So, um, I wrote my own ending.
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You wrote your own ending?
With spaceships?
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And robots. And some ninjas.
And then Dean becomes a woman.
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It's just for a few scenes.
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All right, Shakespeare, you know I can tell
you what really happened with Sam and Dean?
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A friend of mine hooked me up with the, uh,
unpublished unpublished books.
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So Sam came back from hell
but without his soul.
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Then Cass brought in a bunch
of leviathans from purgatory.
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Uh, they lost Bobby.
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And then Cass and Dean
got stuck in purgatory.
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Sam hit a dog.
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They met a prophet named Kevin.
They lost him too.
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Then Sam underwent a series of trials...
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...in an attempt to close
the gates of hell.
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Which nearly cost him his life.
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And Dean? Well, Dean became a demon.
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A knight of hell, actually.
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- Wow.
- Yup.
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That is some of the worst fan fiction
that I have ever heard.
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I mean, seriously, though,
where'd your friend find this garbage?
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I'm not saying that ours is a masterpiece
or anything, but jeez.
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- I'll have to send you some fic links later.
- What are they doing?
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Um...
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Kids these days call it hugging.
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- Is that in the show?
- Oh.
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No. Siobhan and Kristen
are a couple in real life.
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Although we do explore the nature
of Destiel in act two.
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- Sorry, what?
- Oh, it's just subtext.
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But then again, you know,
you can't spell subtext without...
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...S-E-X.
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- I don't understand.
- Me neither.
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I mean, shouldn't it be "Deastiel"?
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Really? That's your issue with this?
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No. Of course it's not my issue.
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You know, how about "Sastiel"? "Samstiel"?
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Okay, you know what? You're gonna do that thing
where you just shut the hell up forever.
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Uh, look, we had no EMF. No hex bags.
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None of their props are
even remotely hinky.
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Other than the Charlie Kaufman of it all,
I got nothing. You?
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Ms. Chandler's office was just a pile
of empty bottles and regret.
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She's probably facedown
in a bar somewhere or a ditch.
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All right, so, what, this whole musical
thing, everything, it's just-l?
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It's all a coincidence? There is no case?
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Unless you're seeing something I'm not,
no, Dean, there's no case here.
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Okay.
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- Casdean?
- Shut your face.
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Get in the car.
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Maggie, come on.
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Please don't do this.
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Everyone else is willing
to follow your little dictatorship.
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But not me.
I've been telling you all along, Marie.
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If it's not canon,
then it shouldn't be in the show.
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We should have just done
The Outsiders like I told you.
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Just come back inside.
We can make this work.
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I'm going to Principal Salazar's
in the morning.
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Gonna do what Mrs. Chandler
was too drunk to finish.
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Great.
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Maggie?
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Maggie!
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I understand. All right. Thank you for
the help, officer. Appreciate it.
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I checked with the principal.
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There's nothing on the surveillance tapes.
What do the cops think?
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You know, the only clue they found
was by the Dumpster.
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They found the same flower
near Mrs. Chandler's cell phone.
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- You recognize it?
- No.
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Yeah, me neither.
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Made you some tea.
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Hey.
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Let me guess. You guys came here
to laugh at me too, right?
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Why don't you tell us
what happened to your friend?
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Maggie quit the show.
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She was trying to get us shut down,
and so we were fighting.
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Then she left, and I heard her scream.
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So I ran outside to help.
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And...
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And I saw a scarecrow.
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It looked just like the one
from our show, but...
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...alive.
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Then what?
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00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:49,308
It wrapped her up in vines
and took her behind a Dumpster.
242
00:17:49,535 --> 00:17:52,311
And then they were both just gone.
243
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:58,814
So I called the cops, and a bunch of adults
just told me I had an overactive imagination.
244
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,593
But it's all real.
245
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:06,124
Ghosts. Angels.
246
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:08,959
- Demons.
- I want to believe.
247
00:18:09,155 --> 00:18:11,601
You should believe. You both should.
248
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:14,465
Because it is all real.
249
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:17,271
And so are we.
250
00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:21,275
I'm Sam Winchester. That's Dean.
251
00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:32,782
Okay. Now, look. Ahem.
252
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:37,420
I'm willing to accept
that monsters are real.
253
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:41,531
But those books are works of fiction.
254
00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:44,792
And you guys are way too old
to be Sam or Dean.
255
00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:49,497
- Oh, yeah.
- More of a Rufus-Bobby combo. Maybe.
256
00:18:49,695 --> 00:18:52,005
Okay. All right.
257
00:18:52,198 --> 00:18:57,170
Little Miss Sunshine,
we are what the books call hunters.
258
00:18:57,370 --> 00:19:00,044
- FBI hunters?
- Yeah.
259
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,310
You guys are X-Files.
260
00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:06,880
Sure. Yeah. You could say that.
261
00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:11,961
So this scarecrow in your musical,
is it based on the one from the books?
262
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,357
No. I changed it.
263
00:19:13,552 --> 00:19:15,964
I got scared of a local legend
when I was a kid.
264
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:21,464
There was this old creepy scarecrow
on an abandoned farm outside of town.
265
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:24,835
Kids used to say if it caught you,
it would take you away.
266
00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:30,037
If this scarecrow was based off of your version,
Ms. Chandler and Maggie might still be alive.
267
00:19:30,536 --> 00:19:33,016
You think the scarecrow was created
by the play?
268
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:39,346
You think it's a Tulpa.
269
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:44,552
Tulpas are monsters that are created
by intense focused energy on an idea.
270
00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:47,390
- Yeah, or a story.
- Great. How do you kill an idea?
271
00:19:47,586 --> 00:19:49,031
Well, in Hell House...
272
00:19:49,221 --> 00:19:52,566
...Sam and Dean burned the house down
to take out the Tulpa they hunted.
273
00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:54,829
Yeah. You kill the symbol,
you kill the Tulpa.
274
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,665
It's, uh, actually a pretty good start
275
00:19:56,862 --> 00:20:00,071
So the scarecrow in your play,
is it a person or a prop?
276
00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:03,247
Prop. And it's terrifying.
277
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,509
We keep it in the boiler room.
278
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:10,547
That's, uh, great. Um...
279
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:14,054
Okay, you guys read up.
Just give us a second.
280
00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:17,355
So this doesn't add up.
281
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:20,429
Tulpas require a ton of psychic energy
to juice up.
282
00:20:20,619 --> 00:20:22,758
- Yeah.
- It's not like the Supernatural books...
283
00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:25,595
mare tearing up
the New York Times best-seller list.
284
00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:27,930
I seriously doubt this
play is even sold out.
285
00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:31,267
- Hope not.
- But you know what? This flower.
286
00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:34,468
I know I've seen it in the lore somewhere.
287
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:37,604
- There's gotta be a connection.
- You get on that.
288
00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:40,147
- I'm gonna take a shot at Burning Man.
- Yeah.
289
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:43,250
Can you show me to the boiler room?
290
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:46,613
Yeah.
291
00:20:47,813 --> 00:20:49,554
Sure.
292
00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:58,261
Gird your loins.
293
00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:00,928
It's horrifying.
294
00:21:15,341 --> 00:21:17,821
- Really?
- I know.
295
00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:19,148
Scary, right?
296
00:21:29,355 --> 00:21:30,959
You wanna pinata this asshat?
297
00:21:31,490 --> 00:21:34,869
"Asshat"? Nice. It's, uh, very Dean.
298
00:21:35,694 --> 00:21:38,197
No. He's all yours, Agent Smith.
299
00:21:48,674 --> 00:21:49,948
Thank you.
300
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:53,988
- We came, we saw, we kicked...
- it's not a Tulpa.
301
00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:57,457
- What?
- It's not a Tulpa.
302
00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,494
Say it one more time
but just a little bit more Arnold.
303
00:22:00,686 --> 00:22:03,895
- "It's not a Tulpa."
- Dude, come on. It's Calliope.
304
00:22:04,390 --> 00:22:06,870
- Who?
- The goddess of epic poetry.
305
00:22:07,893 --> 00:22:09,998
- The muse.
- She's associated with this.
306
00:22:10,196 --> 00:22:12,506
The Borage or Starflower.
That's the picture.
307
00:22:12,698 --> 00:22:15,201
Wait, if this is a god thing,
whats with the scarecrow?
308
00:22:15,401 --> 00:22:19,406
According to the lore, Calliope manifests
creatures from the stories she's tuned into.
309
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:24,083
So the scarecrow is still alive.
310
00:22:24,310 --> 00:22:27,052
- We burned my prop for nothing?
- That thing needed to burn.
311
00:22:27,546 --> 00:22:30,186
The only way to destroy the scarecrow
is to kill Calliope.
312
00:22:30,382 --> 00:22:33,386
Right. She uses these manifestations,
like the scarecrow...
313
00:22:33,586 --> 00:22:39,161
...to inspire the author and protect them
until their vision is realized.
314
00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:41,595
Then what?
315
00:22:42,661 --> 00:22:44,368
Then she eats the author.
316
00:22:46,398 --> 00:22:47,433
Okay, that's bad.
317
00:22:49,235 --> 00:22:51,772
Well, you get your wish.
318
00:22:52,004 --> 00:22:55,076
- Let's cancel the show.
- That's what the others did.
319
00:22:55,274 --> 00:22:58,517
They tried to shut you down,
and the scarecrow took them.
320
00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:01,555
Protected you and the show.
321
00:23:01,747 --> 00:23:04,887
So the scarecrow is the bogeyman.
We gotta take our shot with this, uh...
322
00:23:05,084 --> 00:23:06,119
- Calliope.
- ...Calliope.
323
00:23:06,352 --> 00:23:11,199
But she won't show herself
until your vision is realized.
324
00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:15,539
So, what are you saying?
325
00:23:17,863 --> 00:23:19,865
The show must go on.
326
00:23:45,624 --> 00:23:47,399
- Why don't I...?
- You guys rally Marie.
327
00:23:47,593 --> 00:23:51,473
I'm gonna grab some wooden stakes
from the trunk and do the blessing.
328
00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:56,079
Is Marie gonna get eaten?
329
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:58,077
Not gonna happen.
330
00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:01,979
Soon as that curtain rises, we are gonna
be there to take out this Calliope.
331
00:24:02,975 --> 00:24:04,852
Hey. Hey.
332
00:24:05,644 --> 00:24:07,123
How you doing, champ?
333
00:24:10,516 --> 00:24:11,859
This...
334
00:24:12,084 --> 00:24:14,257
This is all my fault.
335
00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:17,662
If I hadn't written this dumb play,
none of this would have happened.
336
00:24:17,856 --> 00:24:20,132
Well, first of all, the play's not dumb.
337
00:24:20,326 --> 00:24:23,307
I thought you didn't believe
in this interpretation.
338
00:24:23,495 --> 00:24:25,372
Yeah, I don't.
339
00:24:25,597 --> 00:24:29,340
Like, at all. But you do, okay?
340
00:24:29,535 --> 00:24:32,379
And I need you to believe in it
with all you got...
341
00:24:33,205 --> 00:24:37,278
...so that we can kill Calliope
and we can save your friends.
342
00:24:40,045 --> 00:24:41,456
Can you do that?
343
00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:44,317
Yeah. You're right.
344
00:24:45,617 --> 00:24:49,497
If Sam and Dean were real,
they wouldn't back down from a fight.
345
00:24:50,356 --> 00:24:54,827
Especially my sweet, brave, selfless Sam.
346
00:24:55,861 --> 00:24:58,307
- There's nothing he can't do.
- No.
347
00:25:05,904 --> 00:25:07,645
Okay.
348
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,979
Let's do this.
349
00:25:10,542 --> 00:25:12,385
I understudy Sam, so...
350
00:25:13,412 --> 00:25:16,825
I used this for my one-woman
Orphan Black show last year.
351
00:25:17,583 --> 00:25:19,927
But it's gonna have to work for Sam.
352
00:25:24,690 --> 00:25:26,226
Writer.
353
00:25:26,859 --> 00:25:28,668
Director.
354
00:25:29,661 --> 00:25:31,231
Actor.
355
00:25:33,265 --> 00:25:35,745
I'm gonna Barbra Streisand this bitch.
356
00:25:47,713 --> 00:25:50,387
Okay. Good.
357
00:25:50,916 --> 00:25:53,726
Good. Okay. Good.
358
00:25:55,621 --> 00:25:57,225
Perfect.
359
00:25:57,423 --> 00:25:58,925
All right, Samulet?
360
00:26:01,260 --> 00:26:02,432
The Samulet?
361
00:26:03,362 --> 00:26:06,775
That amulet is a symbol
of the Winchesters' brotherly love.
362
00:26:06,965 --> 00:26:08,035
I'm so excited.
363
00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:10,440
Okay, good. Good.
364
00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:13,383
Ahem. Hey.
365
00:26:14,039 --> 00:26:15,416
Yeah.
366
00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:18,277
Okay.
367
00:26:20,446 --> 00:26:23,325
Pretty good. Wait a second. Where's Chuck?
368
00:26:23,549 --> 00:26:25,927
H, I love him. I do.
369
00:26:26,118 --> 00:26:30,260
But, honestly, the whole "author inserting
themselves into the narrative" thing...
370
00:26:30,456 --> 00:26:32,265
...it's just not my favorite.
371
00:26:32,458 --> 00:26:34,438
I kind of hate the meta stories.
372
00:26:34,626 --> 00:26:36,435
Me too.
373
00:26:37,663 --> 00:26:38,937
All right, listen up, girls.
374
00:26:39,131 --> 00:26:42,135
Now, I know you're all here
because you love Supernatural.
375
00:26:42,334 --> 00:26:45,110
Actually, I was hoping we'd do Wicked.
376
00:26:45,771 --> 00:26:48,342
Yeah, that'd have been easier. Uh...
377
00:26:48,574 --> 00:26:53,853
I have expressed some differences of opinion
regarding this version of Supernatural.
378
00:26:54,079 --> 00:26:59,427
But tonight it is all about Marie's vision.
379
00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:02,360
This is Marie's Supernatural.
380
00:27:03,188 --> 00:27:07,762
So I want you to get out there, and I want
you to stand as close as she wants you to...
381
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:12,636
...and I want you to put as much sub
into that text as you possibly can.
382
00:27:12,831 --> 00:27:18,372
There is no other road, no other way,
no day but today.
383
00:27:18,604 --> 00:27:22,108
- Did he just quote Rent?
- Not enough to get us in trouble.
384
00:27:22,307 --> 00:27:26,050
- You get out there and you kick it in the ass.
- All right. Bring it in.
385
00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:30,623
Ghostfacers.
386
00:27:36,488 --> 00:27:42,336
Good evening, everybody.
Welcome to our production of Supernatural.
387
00:27:42,528 --> 00:27:43,666
Not gonna lie.
388
00:27:43,862 --> 00:27:48,675
It might be a full-on Gallagher show
up in this piece. Heh.
389
00:27:49,568 --> 00:27:56,213
So those of you in the front rows may want to
use the ponchos we provided under your seats.
390
00:27:56,408 --> 00:27:59,218
You may, in fact, get wet on this ride.
391
00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:04,657
Um, I would... I would like to thank
the, uh, cast and the crew.
392
00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:07,831
- Okay. She's stalling. Let's do this.
- Copy that.
393
00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:10,227
Curtain, kids. It's show/time.
394
00:28:10,422 --> 00:28:13,142
I'd
like to thank the school board...
395
00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:19,532
Okay. Uh, and that concludes
our introduction for the night.
396
00:28:19,731 --> 00:28:25,044
So everybody just sit back,
relax and enjoy the show.
397
00:28:30,075 --> 00:28:31,247
Everyone in places.
398
00:28:34,346 --> 00:28:37,589
John and Mary, husband and wife
399
00:28:37,783 --> 00:28:40,389
Bringing home a brand-new life
400
00:28:40,586 --> 00:28:46,628
His name is Sammy
I'm big brother Dean
401
00:28:47,426 --> 00:28:52,068
The perfect family
Or so it seemed
402
00:28:52,264 --> 00:28:54,904
The demon's visits had begun
403
00:28:55,100 --> 00:28:58,547
- Ah!
- It believed Sam was the chosen one.
404
00:28:58,737 --> 00:29:04,813
It burned my mother
And it cursed my brother
405
00:29:05,410 --> 00:29:09,552
Leaving us in tears
406
00:29:09,748 --> 00:29:12,957
On the road so far
407
00:29:13,151 --> 00:29:16,223
Yeah, the road so far
408
00:29:16,421 --> 00:29:18,958
We are in Dad's car
409
00:29:19,625 --> 00:29:20,831
On the road
410
00:29:21,059 --> 00:29:22,402
Turn around!
411
00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:24,437
So far
412
00:29:24,963 --> 00:29:28,308
Dad was driven, no turning back
413
00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:31,310
He wouldn't stop without the payback
414
00:29:31,503 --> 00:29:37,852
He trained us both to
Track and hunt and kill
415
00:29:38,076 --> 00:29:42,354
He took away our own free will
416
00:29:42,581 --> 00:29:45,755
So that's where we are
417
00:29:45,951 --> 00:29:49,489
On the road so far
418
00:29:49,688 --> 00:29:56,105
Saving people
Hunting things
419
00:29:56,295 --> 00:30:02,041
Family business
Back in swing
420
00:30:02,267 --> 00:30:09,276
Driving down the road so far
421
00:30:10,108 --> 00:30:14,022
Ready in five, four, three, two, go.
422
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:30,140
Agent Smith?
423
00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:32,536
- Where the hell are we?
- School's basement.
424
00:30:32,731 --> 00:30:35,143
Scarecrow brought us down here.
425
00:30:38,170 --> 00:30:42,346
- Yeah, I tried that days ago.
- So, what, we're stuck in here'?
426
00:30:42,541 --> 00:30:43,884
That's right.
427
00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:53,856
You're gonna miss the big show.
428
00:31:01,426 --> 00:31:03,599
Okay, so you can pop in tomorrow morning.
429
00:31:03,829 --> 00:31:06,070
Yes. I'll just...
430
00:31:08,033 --> 00:31:09,103
...wait here, then.
431
00:31:13,438 --> 00:31:16,078
- So, what do we do now?
- Just stick to the plan, okay?
432
00:31:16,274 --> 00:31:18,413
Keep singing
until the scarecrow comes for you.
433
00:31:18,610 --> 00:31:21,022
That's what I'll do
434
00:31:23,014 --> 00:31:26,552
I'll just wait here, then
435
00:31:27,586 --> 00:31:30,123
Wait for my cue
436
00:31:30,856 --> 00:31:35,566
I raised you from perdition
To be God's ammunition
437
00:31:35,761 --> 00:31:40,904
But now you need some rest
So I will do what's best
438
00:31:41,533 --> 00:31:45,276
And just wait here, then
439
00:31:46,071 --> 00:31:48,779
That's all I'll do
440
00:31:50,876 --> 00:31:53,789
I'll just wait here, then
441
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:59,319
I'll wait for you
442
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:05,959
I've consumed many authors, many stories.
443
00:32:06,491 --> 00:32:10,166
But tonight, soon as that curtain opened...
444
00:32:10,395 --> 00:32:13,672
...I knew something special
was brewing with this one.
445
00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:18,681
Maybe it's because
the story's actual inspiration's here.
446
00:32:18,904 --> 00:32:21,282
Mm. I don't know.
447
00:32:21,473 --> 00:32:24,977
I guess I'm just gonna have to kill you
and your brother to find out.
448
00:32:25,811 --> 00:32:28,485
Don't you have to wait
until the vision has been realized?
449
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:33,959
Heh. Oh, gods. If I have to sit
through that second act one more time...
450
00:32:34,152 --> 00:32:39,124
There's robots and tentacles in space.
I can't even.
451
00:32:47,365 --> 00:32:52,144
A single man tear
Slips down his face
452
00:32:52,337 --> 00:32:56,808
He shows emotion
Without a trace
453
00:32:57,008 --> 00:33:01,115
He hides behind
A mask so strong
454
00:33:02,013 --> 00:33:06,792
Worried that he
Could be wrong
455
00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:11,297
I wish that he could see the way I see him
456
00:33:11,857 --> 00:33:15,862
The perfect brother
A man without sin
457
00:33:16,895 --> 00:33:21,537
'Cause underneath the manly sheen
458
00:33:21,733 --> 00:33:26,807
It is my brother
A boy named Dean
459
00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:31,249
A single man tear
A single man tear
460
00:33:31,476 --> 00:33:37,256
A single man tear
That's all we fear
461
00:33:46,157 --> 00:33:49,570
A single man tear
That's all I'll spare
462
00:33:49,761 --> 00:33:51,707
We're through the looking
glass here, people.
463
00:33:51,897 --> 00:33:54,400
Strike the Wendigo set.
Prep the priest costumes.
464
00:33:54,599 --> 00:33:57,671
And, Sarah, get our understudies
into hair and makeup.
465
00:33:57,869 --> 00:34:02,284
So why this story, huh?
Why, uh, Supernatural?
466
00:34:02,507 --> 00:34:06,353
Supernatural has everything.
467
00:34:07,445 --> 00:34:11,552
Life. Death. Resurrection. Redemption.
468
00:34:12,384 --> 00:34:14,921
- The stake.
- But above all...
469
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:17,600
- Get it.
- ...family.
470
00:34:17,789 --> 00:34:20,736
All set to music
you can really tap your toe to.
471
00:34:20,926 --> 00:34:24,396
It isn't some meandering piece
of genre dreck.
472
00:34:24,596 --> 00:34:27,543
It's epic.
473
00:34:27,732 --> 00:34:31,578
But underneath this broken mask
474
00:34:33,038 --> 00:34:36,076
It is my father
With all his wrath
475
00:34:37,409 --> 00:34:38,888
And that...
476
00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:41,887
...well, that is my bag of tea.
477
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,787
- Bag this.
- Ungh!
478
00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:47,393
My own man
479
00:34:47,586 --> 00:34:51,329
But underneath this broken mask
480
00:34:52,223 --> 00:34:55,432
It is my father
With all his wrath
481
00:34:56,761 --> 00:35:01,835
A single man tear
A single man tear
482
00:35:03,168 --> 00:35:04,738
No chick-flick moment.
483
00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:03,002
Take a bow, Sammy.
484
00:36:19,010 --> 00:36:22,048
Usually this is where Sam and Dean take off
before anyone asks questions.
485
00:36:22,247 --> 00:36:23,658
That's probably a good idea.
486
00:36:23,848 --> 00:36:26,055
- Thanks for saving my friends.
- Sure.
487
00:36:26,251 --> 00:36:29,926
You know, if you cut your hair a little,
you'd make a pretty good Dean.
488
00:36:32,991 --> 00:36:35,699
- Thanks.
- Well, you did good out there, kid.
489
00:36:35,894 --> 00:36:37,931
You're not so bad yourself.
490
00:36:38,530 --> 00:36:41,568
You know, this has been educational.
491
00:36:42,167 --> 00:36:46,411
Seeing the story from your perspective.
492
00:36:46,604 --> 00:36:48,743
You keep writing, Shakespeare.
493
00:36:48,940 --> 00:36:50,886
Even if it doesn't match how you see it?
494
00:36:51,710 --> 00:36:53,519
I have my version, and you have yours.
495
00:36:56,281 --> 00:36:59,387
- One minute, folks. One minute.
- Okay.
496
00:36:59,584 --> 00:37:01,257
Dean?
497
00:37:04,422 --> 00:37:07,266
You never should have thrown this away.
498
00:37:13,398 --> 00:37:15,275
It never really worked.
499
00:37:15,467 --> 00:37:18,937
I don't need a symbol to remind me
how I feel about my brother. So...
500
00:37:19,137 --> 00:37:21,583
Just take it, jerk.
501
00:37:21,773 --> 00:37:23,775
Bitch.
502
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:30,619
- Right. Okay.
- Sound car start.
503
00:37:33,451 --> 00:37:35,158
Stand by.
504
00:37:37,555 --> 00:37:38,659
Curtain go.
505
00:37:42,660 --> 00:37:46,130
I guess we can go back
to staring at motel-room walls.
506
00:37:46,664 --> 00:37:49,941
You know what, Dean? You were right.
507
00:37:50,135 --> 00:37:53,446
Staying cooped up isn't helping us.
508
00:37:53,638 --> 00:37:55,982
- We need...
- We need to be back on the road, Dean...
509
00:37:56,174 --> 00:37:58,313
...doing what we do best.
510
00:37:59,644 --> 00:38:01,146
What is that?
511
00:38:01,346 --> 00:38:04,327
- I don't know anymore.
- It's the, uh, BM scene.
512
00:38:04,516 --> 00:38:07,963
- Saving people. Hunting things.
- The bowel-movement scene?
513
00:38:08,153 --> 00:38:11,862
- You know, the family business.
shh.
514
00:38:12,090 --> 00:38:15,867
You're right, Sammy. Out on the road.
515
00:38:16,361 --> 00:38:17,840
Just the two of us.
516
00:38:18,363 --> 00:38:21,207
The two of us against the world.
517
00:38:22,934 --> 00:38:25,005
What she said.
518
00:38:30,375 --> 00:38:35,848
Carry on my wayward son
519
00:38:36,047 --> 00:38:40,689
There?! be peace when you are done
520
00:38:41,553 --> 00:38:47,003
Lay your weary head to rest
521
00:38:47,192 --> 00:38:52,232
Don't you cry no more
522
00:38:55,533 --> 00:39:00,573
Once I rose above the noise and confusion
523
00:39:01,172 --> 00:39:07,418
Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion
524
00:39:08,146 --> 00:39:09,591
Who's that'?
525
00:39:09,814 --> 00:39:12,260
Oh, that's Adam,
John Winchester's other kid.
526
00:39:12,483 --> 00:39:16,590
He's still trapped in a cage in hell
with Lucifer.
527
00:39:17,922 --> 00:39:22,769
Masquerading as a man with a reason
528
00:39:23,528 --> 00:39:28,773
My charade is the event of the season
529
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:33,449
And if I claim to be a wise man
530
00:39:34,405 --> 00:39:39,616
It surely means I don't know
531
00:39:40,278 --> 00:39:45,125
Carry on my wayward son
532
00:39:45,884 --> 00:39:50,128
There?! be peace when you are done
533
00:39:51,289 --> 00:39:56,295
Lay your weary head to rest
534
00:39:57,295 --> 00:40:02,438
Don't you cry no more
535
00:40:02,634 --> 00:40:05,979
Carry on
536
00:40:42,340 --> 00:40:44,684
Thanks so much for coming.
537
00:40:46,611 --> 00:40:48,955
Oh, bye. Sorry. Thank you. Thank you.
538
00:40:49,147 --> 00:40:52,754
The ticket you left for the publisher.
Someone claimed it.
539
00:40:52,951 --> 00:40:54,521
Oh, my gosh.
540
00:40:56,354 --> 00:41:00,166
But wait, does that mean
that Calliope came for me or for...?
541
00:41:00,358 --> 00:41:02,099
Who cares? Go, fan girl.
542
00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:11,770
Um, hi.
Thank you so much for coming. Uh...
543
00:41:11,970 --> 00:41:16,043
I know the second act is a little bit
wonky, and the first act has some issues...
544
00:41:16,274 --> 00:41:19,380
...but what did you think?
545
00:41:25,350 --> 00:41:26,988
Not bad.
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