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Are you ready, kids?
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Aye, aye, Captain!
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I can't hear you.
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Aye, aye, Captain!
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* Ohh... *
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* Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? *
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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* Absorbent and yellow and porous is he *
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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* If nautical nonsense
be something you wish *
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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* Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish *
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- SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob
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SquarePants!
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* *
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* *
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You are traveling through
an aquatic dimension.
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A dimension not only
of laughs and giggles,
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but of uncontrollable nose milk.
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When things start to get coocoo,
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there's a pretty good chance you may have
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just entered "The Tidal Zone!"
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And we're back!
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Yay!
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Our next guest on "The Patrick Show"
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are the wonderfully
talented Captain Quaaa...
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Quaaa...
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Ahh!
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Captain Quasar and Pat-Tron!
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Ahh!
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Welcome to the show, fellas.
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Cool spaceship.
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Where are you guys from?
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Um, outer space.
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Out her face?
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No.
Just outer space.
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Well, better out than in!
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Oh! Ooh!
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Pat-Tron, I told you to
turn off your laugh track.
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It always strips his gears.
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Don't worry, folks.
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I can fix it.
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Ha-ha-ha-ha, Ha-ha-ha-ha.
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I can't fix it!
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Let me out!
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Evacuating robo-bowels.
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Ooh, I got something stuck to my melon.
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That's my shrink ray.
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I thought I lost that.
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Ooh!
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Ahh!
It's making my head all spicy!
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Ahh!
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Stop!
Give me back my shrink ray!
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Ahh!
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Hola, my little chatty show hosts.
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Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
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Who wants to order a pizza?
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Ahh... Ooh.
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I'll take a large with
pineapple and potpourri.
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Ohhh!
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Here you go.
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Um, fear not, studio audience.
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I will unshrink them with the
growth ray I have in my ship.
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Woo... hoo?
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Wow.
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Our house is gigantic now!
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Oh, here's my gum!
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And so cinematic.
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It's cine-gigantic!
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Is that even a word?
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Ha, don't be retupulous,
Bunny, of course not.
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Being small is gonna be fun-gigantic!
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Last one to the big, stinky
sock is a rotten fish egg!
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Hey, good one, Dad!
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Shall we?
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* Small, small, small,
small, small, small, small *
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* *
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Diminutive.
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Yee-haw!
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Whoo-hoo!
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Tiny.
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Puny.
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Whoa!
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Itty-bitty.
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- Whoo!
- Whoo-hoo!
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Teensy-weensy.
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Small.
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Ahh.
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Lovely.
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Ahh!
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Not now, Tinkle!
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I wish GrandPat were here to enjoy this.
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Hee-hee! Ahh!
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- Hello!
- Ahh!
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Ooh!
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Ha-ha-ha!
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Oh!
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Can't an old man play violent
video games in peace anymore?
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Grr!
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Water?
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We got shrunk.
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Hey, GrandPat!
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Can you get us some tiny towels?
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Vermin?
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I'll get you with my bug spray breath!
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GrandPat! No!
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Hey!
Where'd they go?
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You'll be safe in here, Stars.
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Whew.
That was a close shave.
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Thank you for saving us.
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Yeah.
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We apologize for GrandPat.
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He thinks we're vermin.
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Yeah.
Like you.
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No worries.
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We were just sitting down
to eat our roasted peppermint.
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It's not much, but we're
willing to share it with you.
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Share what?
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Patrick!
Manners!
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Minty.
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I'll get it!
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Ooh, I do hope it's more guests.
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Boop.
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Ooh!
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Ahh!
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I see you!
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GrandPat?
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To survive in the wild,
we find it best to stay
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out of family squabbles.
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Dartfishes, scatter!
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Ahh!
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- Ahh...
- Grr!
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- Ooh, take that!
- Ahh!
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GrandPat scared our new friends away.
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This time he's gone too far.
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Then I guess his beloved family is gonna
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have to teach him a lesson.
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That's us, right?
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What?
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Ooh, all this pest-huntin'
is making me hangry.
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Let's see here.
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Cake molds away!
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Huh?
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Why you...
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Gah! Ahh! Achoo!
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Ahh!
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Why those little...
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Ahh!
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Grr. Ahh!
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Revenge of the vermin, eh?
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Ahh.
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Ohh!
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You! Ahh!
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Ohh! Ohh!
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Oh! Oh! Ahh! Ahh!
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Whoa-ho-ho! Ahh! Ahh! Augh!
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Ohh, these insects
are smarter than my family.
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That's it!
No more Mr. Nice Geezer!
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Dentures, go get 'em!
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Ahh!
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Hi.
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I am Rube-dor.
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I shrunk you down with my futuristic
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shrink suckers to save you from harm.
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Thanks, Rube-dor.
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And to introduce you to
the shimmering, shiny city
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of Shmandor.
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Ooh.
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Shmandor is the place to be.
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Shmandor has fine dining,
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spacious homes,
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a state-of-the-art transit system,
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shopping centers.
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And conveniently located under the sea,
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Shmandor is entirely made
of hand-blown glass.
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Amazing.
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Oh, boy, can we live here?
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Sure, we can, kids.
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Shmandor is so beautiful,
it makes me feel like...
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* Singing *
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Hold on!
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There's no singing allowed in Shmandor!
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And that's why!
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Yuck.
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Who wants to live in a
place where you can't sing?
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* That was a close one *
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* And here comes a closer one *
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Ahh!
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We're too small to be run over.
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- Whew.
- Ha-ha.
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Now, where would I hide
if I was a filthy flea?
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I think it's time to
resume GrandPat's lesson.
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I picked this one up inside Pat-tron.
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Whoa! Guh! Ohh!
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My scooter is haunted!
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Ahh!
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Ha!
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Ahh!
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Ohh! Ahh!
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Aha!
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Quit spookin' my wheels
or I'll roast you ghosts!
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Ahh!
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Egypt?
I love Egypt!
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Ohh! Ahh!
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Ugh!
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But I hate mummies!
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I gotta get home!
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That was fun, but what if we're
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too small for the audience to see us?
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Hey, guys, look what I found.
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Jumbo Grow plant food!
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- Be careful!
- It's time to grow up!
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Now I can see the fine print, Patrick.
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It grows plants, but it shrinks people.
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You shrunk us down to the sub-atomic
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teensy-weensy level.
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Ohh, now I'll never
finish tonight's show.
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Stay together, Stars.
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I think there's a way out of here!
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Look, we're home.
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Everything's back to normal.
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Right?
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Right!
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Ahh! Except the Moon
is a big eyeball now.
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Ahh!
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Micro-critters are fascinatin'.
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How can be they be so sophisticated
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when they're so dang little?
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Heh!
Glad no one's watchin' me.
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Ahh!
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Grandma Frenchy always said
"Don't sweat the small stuff."
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And in this small world,
where good things
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come in small packages,
it's no small wonder
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that it's the little
things that mean a lot.
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Especially in the wee small
hours of "The Tidal Zone."
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Ahh!
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* *
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Imagine if you will,
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the town of Bikini Bottom.
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Now imagine if everyone who
lived there was a robot.
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Submitted for your approval,
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a trip to Binary Bottom.
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api.OpenSubtitles.org is deprecated, please
implement REST API from OpenSubtitles.com
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I'm re-re-ready.
I'm re-re-ready.
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I'm re-re-ready.
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I'm red-red-ready.
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Morning, SpongeBot!
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Ooh, you're looking handsome today!
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Mwah!
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Aww!
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Ahh!
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Meow.
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Good... good... good morning, Robo-Gary.
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Mroww!
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Oh, you wanna play.
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I know what you want.
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Gary, be gentle with the little laser!
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Ehh.
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Oh!
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Time for work, Gary.
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I'll play with you more when I get home.
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Aww.
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Ah!
- Ooh!
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Meow.
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No, no, Gare-bearings.
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You have to stay here at home.
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Meow?
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A little more to the left.
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Almost there.
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P-p-p-perfect!
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See you later, G-G-G-Gary.
276
00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:08,481
Finally,
277
00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:11,851
someone whose company I actually enjoy...
278
00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:13,186
Me!
279
00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:16,990
- Ha ha ha.
- Ha ha ha.
280
00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:18,558
Ha ha ha.
281
00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:20,460
Time for work, Squidbot!
282
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,329
Time for work, Squidbot!
283
00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:24,731
Time for work, Squidbot!
Time for work, Squidbot!
284
00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:26,433
Power down
285
00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:28,435
and leave me alone, SpongeBot!
286
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:30,437
I've still got 15 minutes!
287
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:32,572
Oh, sorry, Squidbot!
288
00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:35,008
Sorry, Squidbot!
Sorry, Squidbot!
289
00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:36,843
Go away!
290
00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:40,280
I am going to have
291
00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:42,115
to live next to that?
292
00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:50,990
Knock, knock, knock.
293
00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:53,693
Hey Pat-Tron, I'm going to work!
294
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:56,229
I'm going with you, SpongeBot!
295
00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:57,564
I gotta fuel up.
296
00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:59,799
- Hooray!
- Hooray!
297
00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:08,108
Pat-Tron is currently in recharge mode.
298
00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:10,043
OK, buddy.
299
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:12,479
I'll bring you some fuel
on my way back home.
300
00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:18,351
If you're going to be
late, give me the key.
301
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:19,986
Ooh, sorry, Squidbot.
302
00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:23,590
But... * The key bone's
connected to the finger bone *
303
00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:33,980
You're fired!
You're fired!
304
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,535
You're fired!
You're fired!
305
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:36,841
You're fired!
You're fired!
306
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:41,374
Thank you, Bot-O.
307
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,543
I got stuck in the firing mode.
308
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,778
Ahh, to be fired.
309
00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:50,350
Nobody's getting fired, you robo-loafer.
310
00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:52,018
Everybody get to work!
311
00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:53,486
Whoa!
312
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,056
Whoop!
313
00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:59,759
The Krabby Batteries are sizzlin'!
314
00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:01,461
Now it's time for condiments.
315
00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:05,331
Hmm.
316
00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:11,104
Food up, SpongeBot.
317
00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:13,540
Gimme two batteries on
a barge and make 'em cry.
318
00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,377
- Huh?
- Ahh!
319
00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:21,047
Robo-Gary?
320
00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:22,215
Squidbot?
321
00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:23,650
No!
322
00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:28,921
Gary-Squid?
323
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,457
Squid-Gary?
324
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:32,725
Does not compute.
Does not compute.
325
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:35,162
Get your filthy
326
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:38,131
robo-snail off my head!
327
00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:43,035
Gary!
328
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:51,878
Ay-ya-ya-ya-whoa!
329
00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:58,351
Ahh! Ahh!
330
00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:05,792
I've gotta cut off this pooping parasite!
331
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,828
All right, what the kelp
is going on in here?
332
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:17,337
Come back here, you
nickel-plated nincompoops!
333
00:17:21,873 --> 00:17:24,910
Plankbot, you forgot
to wind yourself again.
334
00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:28,215
Thanks, Karen, my flesh and blood wife.
335
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:30,517
Don't worry, I'll get him.
336
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:31,918
Hi, Karen.
337
00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:33,620
Did Gary come through here?
338
00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:36,088
He went thataway, Chuckles.
339
00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:38,057
Th-th-th-thank you!
340
00:17:38,124 --> 00:17:40,760
Mama told me not to marry a robot.
341
00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:43,463
Ahh!
Gangway!
342
00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:45,097
Runaway robot!
343
00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:49,402
Ahh!
- Excuse me, pardon me,
344
00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:50,683
Excuse me, pardon me.
- Ow!
345
00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:52,171
Excuse me, pardon me.
346
00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:57,610
Ahh!
347
00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:05,385
Who disturbs the sacred dome of Sandroid?
348
00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:09,222
I'll hogtie your actuators!
349
00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:10,757
Sandroid, wait!
350
00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:14,026
Gary is too young to have
his actuators hogtied!
351
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:18,398
I'll hack your hard drives,
you cybernetic simpletons!
352
00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:20,267
Ow!
353
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,404
All right, there you go.
354
00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:41,688
Robo-dog!
355
00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:43,823
Get your robo-dog!
356
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,468
Lube Lagoon?
357
00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:57,804
What happened to Goo Lagoon?
358
00:18:57,870 --> 00:19:00,507
Where in space and time am I?
359
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:03,610
Looks like I took a wrong
turn at the last apocalypse.
360
00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:05,044
- Danger! Danger!
- Ah!
361
00:19:05,111 --> 00:19:07,547
Rogue Robot!
- Gary, wait!
362
00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:09,349
Come back!
363
00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:13,520
Who dares defy Sandroid?
364
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:16,356
I'm gonna destroy all of you!
365
00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:21,260
These junk heaps want my flab for fuel!
366
00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:24,797
Ahh!
367
00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:26,699
No, Gary!
368
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:28,401
Not the lagoon!
369
00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:30,169
What do I do now?
370
00:19:30,236 --> 00:19:31,436
Got to think.
371
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:39,446
That's it!
A brick wall!
372
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,683
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
373
00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:53,159
Gary!
374
00:19:53,225 --> 00:19:54,527
Stop!
375
00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:01,200
Gary, stop!
376
00:20:01,267 --> 00:20:02,467
Gary, stop!
377
00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:03,836
Gary, stop!
378
00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:05,705
He's not gonna stop.
379
00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:07,374
Ahh!
380
00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:10,142
Ahh!
381
00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:15,314
Whoo-hoo!
382
00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:20,853
Play nice with the flutterbot!
383
00:20:33,299 --> 00:20:34,634
Ahh!
384
00:20:39,271 --> 00:20:46,078
* *
385
00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:47,345
Meow?
386
00:20:58,725 --> 00:21:00,493
Amazing!
387
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:05,832
Flash photography is forbidden
388
00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:09,702
in the presence of Sandroid!
389
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:13,406
You will all be assimilated!
390
00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:16,609
So we can all be as close
as peas in a pod!
391
00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:18,745
Yee-haw!
392
00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:20,146
Oh man...
393
00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:29,589
Well, this is another
fine metallic monstrosity
394
00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:31,123
you've got me into.
395
00:21:31,190 --> 00:21:32,859
Look at it this way, Squidbot.
396
00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:34,474
Now we'll have a chance to catch up
397
00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:36,095
with all our neighbors.
398
00:21:36,162 --> 00:21:38,965
Hi, Rube.
- Well, hello!
399
00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:40,433
Typical.
400
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:41,601
Typical.
401
00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:42,602
Typical.
402
00:21:42,669 --> 00:21:44,937
Ahh...
403
00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:58,384
Rise of the robots!
404
00:21:58,451 --> 00:22:01,454
Yee-haw!
405
00:22:01,521 --> 00:22:04,290
I second that!
406
00:22:05,925 --> 00:22:08,495
Robots can never replace us, you say?
407
00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:12,031
Well, anything can happen in a cartoon,
408
00:22:12,098 --> 00:22:15,902
especially if that cartoon
is from "The Tidal Zone."
409
00:22:15,968 --> 00:22:17,637
"The Tidal Zone."
410
00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:19,472
"The Tidal Zone."
411
00:22:19,539 --> 00:22:20,507
"The Tidal Zone."
412
00:22:20,573 --> 00:22:21,974
"The Tidal Zone."
413
00:22:30,282 --> 00:22:32,785
* Lightning berries, lightning berries *
414
00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:34,854
* I'm scanning for lightning berries *
415
00:22:34,921 --> 00:22:37,557
* For dear, old,
Mr. Plankton *
416
00:22:38,457 --> 00:22:39,859
* *
417
00:22:40,893 --> 00:22:42,093
Bingo!
418
00:22:43,462 --> 00:22:47,199
Huh?
419
00:22:49,235 --> 00:22:50,670
Mmm.
420
00:22:52,338 --> 00:22:54,907
Mm. Mm.
421
00:22:54,974 --> 00:22:58,845
Huh?
422
00:23:00,580 --> 00:23:02,915
Camper Patrick!
423
00:23:04,584 --> 00:23:06,499
I can't believe you ate
all the lightning berries.
424
00:23:06,519 --> 00:23:08,921
Huh? Who said that?
425
00:23:08,988 --> 00:23:10,289
Oh, is that my hat?
426
00:23:10,356 --> 00:23:12,659
No. Wait, just a sec... whoa.
427
00:23:14,594 --> 00:23:15,862
Lightning berries
428
00:23:15,928 --> 00:23:18,230
and Karen's computer circuitry.
429
00:23:18,297 --> 00:23:19,832
A potent combination
430
00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:22,902
which results in a shocking mind switch.
431
00:23:22,969 --> 00:23:25,137
A common occurrence here in...
432
00:23:26,806 --> 00:23:28,040
"The Tidal Zone."
433
00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:34,146
Whee!
434
00:23:34,213 --> 00:23:35,214
Whee!
435
00:23:35,281 --> 00:23:37,183
Hmm?
436
00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:40,319
And then Sandy said "yeah"
and Harvey goes "yeah."
437
00:23:40,386 --> 00:23:43,255
And then Kevin said "yeah."
438
00:23:43,322 --> 00:23:44,857
Everybody was saying yeah.
439
00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:47,627
Enough!
Why are you talking to me?
440
00:23:47,694 --> 00:23:50,563
I'm making memories.
441
00:23:50,630 --> 00:23:52,832
- Well, remember this.
- Whoa!
442
00:23:52,899 --> 00:23:56,235
Karen!
443
00:23:56,302 --> 00:23:58,805
Ooh, there she is!
444
00:23:58,871 --> 00:24:00,673
Where the heck have you been?
445
00:24:00,740 --> 00:24:03,222
And where are those lightning
berries I asked you for?
446
00:24:03,242 --> 00:24:04,543
I ate them.
447
00:24:04,611 --> 00:24:06,178
What are you talking about?
448
00:24:06,245 --> 00:24:08,147
You know you don't eat.
449
00:24:09,148 --> 00:24:11,083
Now take me home.
450
00:24:11,150 --> 00:24:12,619
Uh...
451
00:24:12,685 --> 00:24:15,021
Oh, hey, buddy.
452
00:24:15,087 --> 00:24:17,323
Come on. We're late.
- Whoa!
453
00:24:17,389 --> 00:24:20,226
Ooh. Whoa, golly.
454
00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:23,663
Oh, sweet ride.
455
00:24:23,730 --> 00:24:25,397
You really know how to live.
456
00:24:32,504 --> 00:24:34,641
Howdy, boys.
You're just in time.
457
00:24:34,707 --> 00:24:37,109
I'm almost done setting up the game.
458
00:24:37,176 --> 00:24:38,878
Whoa, whoa!
459
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:44,083
Whoa, what the heck?
460
00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:47,519
My mind must've switched
with Patrick's mind
461
00:24:47,586 --> 00:24:49,856
from the lightning berries.
462
00:24:49,922 --> 00:24:52,524
Flesh and blood and guts.
463
00:24:52,591 --> 00:24:55,494
I've gone analog.
464
00:24:57,229 --> 00:24:59,398
Whoa!
465
00:24:59,465 --> 00:25:01,668
So these are legs?
466
00:25:01,734 --> 00:25:04,236
Whoa, whoa.
467
00:25:04,303 --> 00:25:08,440
A living body isn't so hard to control.
468
00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:10,309
- Huh?
- I think I got this.
469
00:25:14,313 --> 00:25:16,348
All ready to play.
470
00:25:16,415 --> 00:25:19,819
This here's the toughest
board game I ever invented.
471
00:25:19,886 --> 00:25:22,521
In order to win, you need to know math,
472
00:25:22,588 --> 00:25:25,057
science, literature, and history.
473
00:25:29,628 --> 00:25:34,200
What's the square root of 25,553,025?
474
00:25:34,266 --> 00:25:38,237
5,055.
475
00:25:38,304 --> 00:25:39,872
- Huh?
- What?
476
00:25:39,939 --> 00:25:42,809
Uh, the increase in speed of a liquid...
477
00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:45,712
The law of fluid dynamics.
478
00:25:45,778 --> 00:25:47,446
Post-structuralism.
479
00:25:47,513 --> 00:25:49,515
395 AD.
480
00:25:49,581 --> 00:25:51,517
The sinking of Atlantis.
481
00:25:53,085 --> 00:25:54,320
I win!
482
00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:57,256
Huh?
483
00:25:58,725 --> 00:26:01,060
That's great, Karen.
Real great.
484
00:26:01,127 --> 00:26:04,063
Now, I'll have to substitute
radioactive apples...
485
00:26:04,130 --> 00:26:06,098
For the lightning berries.
486
00:26:07,299 --> 00:26:08,735
Oof!
487
00:26:08,801 --> 00:26:11,537
Huh? Is that me?
488
00:26:11,603 --> 00:26:14,540
I'm a rollie shoe now?
489
00:26:14,606 --> 00:26:15,908
Cool!
490
00:26:15,975 --> 00:26:18,010
Leedle, leedle, leedle, leedle, leedle.
491
00:26:19,445 --> 00:26:21,480
Leedle, le...
492
00:26:21,547 --> 00:26:23,549
Ooh, ramp.
493
00:26:23,615 --> 00:26:25,117
Ooh-hoo-hoo!
494
00:26:25,184 --> 00:26:27,787
Oh, my Neptune!
495
00:26:27,854 --> 00:26:29,956
Watch it!
496
00:26:33,025 --> 00:26:37,096
Stop fooling around
and help me cut this open.
497
00:26:37,163 --> 00:26:38,831
Hand me a scalpel.
498
00:26:38,898 --> 00:26:41,400
Huh? Huh.
499
00:26:41,467 --> 00:26:43,736
Let me...
500
00:26:43,803 --> 00:26:45,437
I got it!
501
00:26:45,504 --> 00:26:48,474
Now, hand it to me.
502
00:26:51,210 --> 00:26:52,812
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
503
00:26:55,147 --> 00:26:59,852
Careful!
That's full of sulfuric... acid.
504
00:27:02,822 --> 00:27:05,758
All right, time for a robot reboot.
505
00:27:09,261 --> 00:27:10,461
Get back here!
506
00:27:22,108 --> 00:27:24,110
What's gotten into you, Patrick?
507
00:27:24,176 --> 00:27:26,245
You don't seem like yourself today.
508
00:27:26,312 --> 00:27:28,447
Well, I'm not myself.
509
00:27:28,514 --> 00:27:33,152
I'm Karen, Plankton's computer
assistant in Patrick's body.
510
00:27:33,219 --> 00:27:35,454
Our minds got switched
511
00:27:35,521 --> 00:27:39,926
when we were both electrified
by lightning berries.
512
00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:43,029
Hot diggity dog!
A mind switch!
513
00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:46,698
Let's analyze.
What's it like?
514
00:27:46,765 --> 00:27:49,235
Well, being in Patrick's body
515
00:27:49,301 --> 00:27:53,873
has opened up senses
that I never had like taste.
516
00:27:55,808 --> 00:27:57,910
Here, try a doughnut.
517
00:28:05,584 --> 00:28:08,487
Ah!
518
00:28:08,554 --> 00:28:11,357
That's delicious!
519
00:28:11,423 --> 00:28:14,493
Hey, what's this taste like?
520
00:28:16,762 --> 00:28:19,198
That tastes pretty good too.
521
00:28:20,566 --> 00:28:22,068
Wow.
522
00:28:22,134 --> 00:28:25,637
Are there more things to ingest out here?
523
00:28:38,650 --> 00:28:41,020
What's happening to me?
524
00:28:41,087 --> 00:28:43,189
That's called pain.
525
00:28:43,255 --> 00:28:44,823
Ooh. Whoa.
526
00:28:44,891 --> 00:28:49,395
Pain. Fascinating.
527
00:28:49,461 --> 00:28:51,898
Ooh. Come on.
528
00:28:51,964 --> 00:28:55,401
Kick me for more pain.
529
00:28:55,467 --> 00:28:56,535
Hmm.
530
00:28:56,602 --> 00:28:58,570
Ow, ow, ow.
531
00:29:02,341 --> 00:29:03,976
Whoo-hoo!
532
00:29:04,043 --> 00:29:06,278
Get back here!
533
00:29:06,345 --> 00:29:08,948
Make way for the rollie shoe!
534
00:29:11,717 --> 00:29:15,221
Nothing to see here!
Go back to your childhoods!
535
00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:19,458
You okay in there, Karen?
536
00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:24,796
Sense of smell, not so great.
537
00:29:24,863 --> 00:29:27,566
Phew, well, it's been interesting,
538
00:29:27,633 --> 00:29:28,834
but all in all,
539
00:29:28,901 --> 00:29:31,670
I'll be happy to be back
in my old computer self.
540
00:29:31,737 --> 00:29:34,006
Ooh, I rigged up this device
541
00:29:34,073 --> 00:29:37,143
that I think will switch
you and Patrick's minds back.
542
00:29:37,209 --> 00:29:39,912
I call it the crisscross contraption.
543
00:29:40,346 --> 00:29:43,849
That's my body!
544
00:29:43,916 --> 00:29:46,652
We have to swap our minds back!
545
00:29:47,353 --> 00:29:50,856
What are you talking about?
I'm a rollie shoe.
546
00:29:50,923 --> 00:29:53,625
Rollie shoe forever!
547
00:29:55,561 --> 00:29:57,429
Not a chance.
548
00:29:57,496 --> 00:29:59,798
I'm rollie shoe!
549
00:30:00,599 --> 00:30:02,868
Whoa!
550
00:30:06,605 --> 00:30:07,974
Huh?
551
00:30:21,620 --> 00:30:22,921
Whoa!
552
00:30:25,557 --> 00:30:27,326
Hey, over there!
553
00:30:27,393 --> 00:30:28,727
* *
554
00:30:30,896 --> 00:30:32,631
Hmm.
555
00:30:32,698 --> 00:30:34,066
Ooh!
556
00:30:34,133 --> 00:30:35,901
Hmm?
- Whoa!
557
00:30:37,469 --> 00:30:39,305
* *
558
00:30:39,371 --> 00:30:40,571
Huh?
559
00:30:46,312 --> 00:30:48,914
You can't catch the rollie shoe!
560
00:30:48,981 --> 00:30:52,218
Okay, Patrick.
561
00:30:52,284 --> 00:30:56,322
I was saving this for
my last meal with tastebuds,
562
00:30:56,388 --> 00:30:57,889
but you win.
563
00:30:59,125 --> 00:31:00,892
So here you go.
564
00:31:00,959 --> 00:31:02,328
Ice cream!
565
00:31:08,100 --> 00:31:10,336
I can't taste it!
566
00:31:10,402 --> 00:31:13,805
I have no mouth and I must ice cream!
567
00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:15,807
This is a nightmare!
568
00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:22,914
I don't want to be a rollie shoe anymore!
569
00:31:22,981 --> 00:31:24,181
Hmm.
570
00:31:26,518 --> 00:31:28,587
Here goes nothing.
571
00:31:30,989 --> 00:31:33,025
Whoa.
572
00:31:42,968 --> 00:31:45,104
Karen, is that you?
573
00:31:45,171 --> 00:31:47,139
Duh!
574
00:31:47,206 --> 00:31:49,208
It didn't work!
575
00:31:49,275 --> 00:31:52,211
You're still that pink pinhead.
576
00:31:52,278 --> 00:31:54,880
Gotcha!
577
00:31:54,946 --> 00:31:57,649
Why did I give you a sense of humor?
578
00:31:57,716 --> 00:31:59,151
Whoa.
- Come on.
579
00:31:59,218 --> 00:32:01,987
Let's go home.
- Whee!
580
00:32:02,054 --> 00:32:04,890
All's well that ends well.
Right, Patrick?
581
00:32:04,956 --> 00:32:08,960
Ice cream!
Gimme, gimme, gimme!
582
00:32:10,696 --> 00:32:12,831
That's peculiar.
583
00:32:27,479 --> 00:32:30,116
Leedle, leedle, leedle, lee.
584
00:32:30,182 --> 00:32:33,719
Hey, I'm me again.
585
00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:34,786
Guys?
586
00:32:34,853 --> 00:32:38,257
Leedle, leedle, leedle, lee.
587
00:32:38,324 --> 00:32:42,561
Leedle, leedle, leedle,
leedle, leedle, leedle.
588
00:32:44,396 --> 00:32:47,966
Leedle, leedle, leedle,
leedle, leedle, leedle.
589
00:32:48,033 --> 00:32:50,436
Hey, new Patricks!
Wait for me!
590
00:32:50,502 --> 00:32:52,871
Leedle, leedle, leedle,
leedle, leedle, lee!
591
00:32:52,938 --> 00:32:54,540
Ah, summer camp,
592
00:32:54,606 --> 00:32:58,477
where each child is unique
in their own individual way.
593
00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:01,447
Except for this one time
594
00:33:01,513 --> 00:33:05,384
in Kamp Koral and this one place.
595
00:33:05,451 --> 00:33:08,654
Hey, what is this?
"The Tidal Zone"?
596
00:33:16,262 --> 00:33:22,301
* *
597
00:33:24,270 --> 00:33:26,572
Bonjour, art lovers.
598
00:33:26,638 --> 00:33:29,908
Tonight, for your viewing enjoyment,
599
00:33:29,975 --> 00:33:34,280
we present a portrait
painted in shades of greed.
600
00:33:36,548 --> 00:33:38,350
Ahh!
Another day,
601
00:33:38,417 --> 00:33:40,419
another whole bunch of dollars!
602
00:33:42,053 --> 00:33:43,589
Hmm?
603
00:33:43,655 --> 00:33:46,592
Ooh, a quarter!
604
00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:49,795
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.
605
00:33:49,861 --> 00:33:51,397
Whew, come back here, you!
606
00:33:51,463 --> 00:33:52,892
Hey, hey, where are you going?
607
00:33:55,667 --> 00:33:57,503
Whew.
608
00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:02,374
Eh?
609
00:34:02,441 --> 00:34:04,910
Yah!
610
00:34:13,419 --> 00:34:14,920
Huh?
611
00:34:16,355 --> 00:34:19,225
Ooh, this quarter is
really making me work.
612
00:34:23,995 --> 00:34:27,031
Huh?
Hey, get back here!
613
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:29,968
Ugh!
614
00:34:33,205 --> 00:34:35,172
- Greetings, stranger.
- Ahh!
615
00:34:35,241 --> 00:34:38,710
Welcome to my Emporium of Wonders.
616
00:34:38,777 --> 00:34:40,679
Can I interest you in a traditional
617
00:34:40,746 --> 00:34:43,549
Klopnodian Spladunker?
618
00:34:43,614 --> 00:34:46,285
Or perhaps a lightly used Flooner?
619
00:34:46,352 --> 00:34:47,685
No thanks, old timer.
620
00:34:47,752 --> 00:34:49,355
I just want me quarter.
621
00:34:49,421 --> 00:34:52,089
It seems to have hopped
into your pay phone here.
622
00:34:52,156 --> 00:34:53,692
Oh, I see.
623
00:34:53,759 --> 00:34:56,027
Well I have no power
to retrieve your coin,
624
00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:58,364
but I can let you have the payphone
625
00:34:58,430 --> 00:35:01,433
for the low, low price of...
626
00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:02,634
free.
627
00:35:02,701 --> 00:35:04,470
Free?
I'll take it!
628
00:35:04,536 --> 00:35:08,006
But be warned, that
payphone comes with a curse.
629
00:35:10,008 --> 00:35:12,143
Really?
How much does the curse cost?
630
00:35:12,210 --> 00:35:14,580
What?
No, the curse is free.
631
00:35:14,646 --> 00:35:15,846
It comes with the phone.
632
00:35:15,881 --> 00:35:17,215
Well then!
633
00:35:17,283 --> 00:35:18,784
I'll take the curse, too!
634
00:35:18,850 --> 00:35:21,487
Heed my Kapritzka!
635
00:35:21,553 --> 00:35:24,456
Beware the call of the porch!
636
00:35:24,523 --> 00:35:26,325
Beware!
637
00:35:26,392 --> 00:35:27,759
Ah, forget it.
638
00:35:31,730 --> 00:35:33,699
Listen up, happy Krustomers!
639
00:35:33,765 --> 00:35:36,535
For the low price of
a quarter, now you, too,
640
00:35:36,602 --> 00:35:38,103
can make that important call
641
00:35:38,169 --> 00:35:40,572
while you're eating a Krabby Patty!
642
00:35:42,941 --> 00:35:45,076
Ahoy, there. Krusty Krab.
643
00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:47,379
Eugene Krabs, proprietor, speaking.
644
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:51,483
Give away your Krabby Patties!
645
00:35:51,550 --> 00:35:53,985
Give them all away!
646
00:35:54,052 --> 00:35:57,356
What kind of obscene phone call is this?
647
00:35:57,423 --> 00:36:00,158
When I find out who you are, I'm gonna...
648
00:36:00,225 --> 00:36:01,192
Oh!
649
00:36:01,259 --> 00:36:02,794
Hey!
650
00:36:05,464 --> 00:36:08,967
Must give patties away.
651
00:36:10,035 --> 00:36:12,137
No money.
652
00:36:12,203 --> 00:36:14,373
Patties free!
653
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:15,907
Free patties?
654
00:36:15,974 --> 00:36:17,709
Oh, Mr. Krabs!
655
00:36:17,776 --> 00:36:20,446
You finally found your inner generosity.
656
00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:21,880
Hooray!
657
00:36:23,148 --> 00:36:26,117
Krabby Patties for everyone!
658
00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:27,786
Wha! Yow!
659
00:36:27,853 --> 00:36:30,055
The Krab is picking up the tab!
660
00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:34,526
All free.
661
00:36:45,003 --> 00:36:47,172
Huh? What just happened?
662
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:51,009
Oh, boy! A quarter!
663
00:36:51,076 --> 00:36:52,678
I knew this thing would pay off!
664
00:36:52,744 --> 00:36:53,945
Patties here!
665
00:36:54,012 --> 00:36:55,146
Free patties!
666
00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:56,882
Get your patties while they're hot!
667
00:36:56,948 --> 00:36:58,717
Get 'em while they're free!
668
00:36:58,784 --> 00:37:00,786
Free?
669
00:37:03,422 --> 00:37:06,458
SpongeBob! There's no free
lunches at the Krusty Krab!
670
00:37:06,525 --> 00:37:09,127
Have you gone insane?
671
00:37:09,194 --> 00:37:10,862
Get back in the kitchen and stitch
672
00:37:10,929 --> 00:37:12,498
these patty halves back together
673
00:37:12,564 --> 00:37:14,232
so we can sell 'em again.
674
00:37:15,401 --> 00:37:18,336
It was too good to last.
675
00:37:20,839 --> 00:37:22,574
Krusty Krab, Eugene...
676
00:37:22,641 --> 00:37:26,445
Now give away your money!
677
00:37:26,512 --> 00:37:28,647
Every last cent!
678
00:37:28,714 --> 00:37:31,249
Must give away money.
679
00:37:39,791 --> 00:37:43,995
Give away all money, Boy-O!
680
00:37:44,062 --> 00:37:46,131
But you just said that...
681
00:37:46,197 --> 00:37:49,234
Oh, I knew you were
only kidding, Mr. Krabs!
682
00:37:49,300 --> 00:37:52,704
You really are generous!
683
00:37:59,044 --> 00:38:00,879
Another quarter!
684
00:38:00,946 --> 00:38:02,748
I love this phone!
685
00:38:02,814 --> 00:38:05,951
Whoo!
686
00:38:06,017 --> 00:38:09,588
Whee!
687
00:38:09,655 --> 00:38:11,089
SpongeBob!
688
00:38:11,156 --> 00:38:13,525
What are you doing with me money?
689
00:38:13,592 --> 00:38:15,661
Well, I thought you
told me to, Mr. Krabs.
690
00:38:15,727 --> 00:38:17,763
I... oh, I don't understand.
691
00:38:19,965 --> 00:38:22,200
- Uh! Ooh!
- And now, Krabs,
692
00:38:22,267 --> 00:38:24,936
give away the Krusty Krab!
693
00:38:29,441 --> 00:38:31,910
Yes!
With this laser cannon,
694
00:38:31,977 --> 00:38:34,846
I can finally blast Krabs!
695
00:38:34,913 --> 00:38:35,847
Huh?
696
00:38:35,914 --> 00:38:37,282
Homina-wha?
697
00:38:37,348 --> 00:38:40,351
Here his deed to Krusty Krab.
698
00:38:40,418 --> 00:38:42,187
She's all yours.
699
00:38:43,822 --> 00:38:46,157
Something doesn't seem right here.
700
00:38:46,224 --> 00:38:48,860
But like Granny Plankton always says,
701
00:38:48,927 --> 00:38:51,429
never look a gift snail under the shell!
702
00:38:51,497 --> 00:38:53,765
I win!
703
00:38:53,832 --> 00:38:55,934
I'm the greatest!
704
00:38:56,001 --> 00:38:57,268
Huh?
705
00:38:57,335 --> 00:38:58,535
Uh-oh.
706
00:39:04,776 --> 00:39:07,479
Ooh!
707
00:39:07,546 --> 00:39:09,314
Huh?
708
00:39:09,380 --> 00:39:12,117
Ohh, what the... where's me quarter?
709
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:17,222
Perhaps generosity is its own reward?
710
00:39:17,288 --> 00:39:18,857
Never!
711
00:39:20,559 --> 00:39:22,293
Huh? Ooh.
712
00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:24,561
Uh...
713
00:39:31,036 --> 00:39:32,538
Huh?
714
00:39:36,975 --> 00:39:38,476
Hey, what's the big idea?
715
00:39:38,544 --> 00:39:40,912
And where is that quarter you owe...
716
00:39:40,979 --> 00:39:43,715
I'm free!
Ha-ha!
717
00:39:43,782 --> 00:39:45,483
Um...
718
00:39:45,551 --> 00:39:48,153
Hey kid, lend me a quarter for the bus?
719
00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:50,822
Sure thing, Mr. Demon!
720
00:39:50,889 --> 00:39:52,924
I'm finally free!
721
00:39:57,696 --> 00:39:59,264
Well, this ain't so bad.
722
00:39:59,330 --> 00:40:02,133
Steady work, and plenty of quarters!
723
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:04,870
A crab could get used to this!
724
00:40:04,936 --> 00:40:06,171
Whoa!
725
00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:08,807
Hey! What's going on?
726
00:40:14,980 --> 00:40:16,281
Hey, Squidward,
727
00:40:16,347 --> 00:40:18,029
get that hunk of junk
out of here, would you?
728
00:40:18,049 --> 00:40:18,984
Come on.
729
00:40:19,050 --> 00:40:20,251
Gladly.
730
00:40:24,055 --> 00:40:27,292
Hello, anyone wanna make a call?
731
00:40:27,358 --> 00:40:29,494
Only costs a quarter.
732
00:40:29,561 --> 00:40:30,929
Ooh, barnacles!
733
00:40:32,664 --> 00:40:34,800
Sometimes a free phone
734
00:40:34,866 --> 00:40:37,235
comes at a very high price,
735
00:40:37,302 --> 00:40:39,537
and sometimes the cheapskates
736
00:40:39,605 --> 00:40:41,907
are the ones who get stuck with the bill
737
00:40:41,973 --> 00:40:43,942
here in "The Tidal Zone."
738
00:40:46,845 --> 00:40:48,045
Hello?
739
00:40:51,049 --> 00:40:56,321
Must give away one more story.
740
00:40:56,387 --> 00:41:00,592
The story of a grandpa
adrift in space and time.
741
00:41:00,659 --> 00:41:05,230
The story of a sea star who
is lost in "The Tidal Zone."
742
00:41:13,338 --> 00:41:16,074
Outta my way, you psychedelic space junk!
743
00:41:16,842 --> 00:41:18,576
Sweet Neptune!
744
00:41:18,644 --> 00:41:22,213
Have I found the
beginning of the universe?
745
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:23,915
* Ohh... *
746
00:41:23,982 --> 00:41:25,550
Ooh!
747
00:41:31,456 --> 00:41:33,271
* Who lives a
pineapple under the sea? *
748
00:41:33,291 --> 00:41:34,960
Grandpat Sea Star!
749
00:41:35,026 --> 00:41:37,395
* Absorbent and yellow and porous is he *
750
00:41:37,462 --> 00:41:39,497
Grandpat Sea Star!
751
00:41:39,564 --> 00:41:41,346
* If nautical nonsense
be something you wish *
752
00:41:41,366 --> 00:41:43,501
Grandpat Sea Star!
753
00:41:43,568 --> 00:41:45,583
* Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish *
754
00:41:45,603 --> 00:41:47,372
- Grandpat Sea Star!
- Ready?
755
00:41:47,438 --> 00:41:51,309
Grandpat Sea Star!
Grandpat Sea Star!
756
00:41:51,376 --> 00:41:53,544
Grandpat Sea Star!
757
00:41:53,611 --> 00:41:54,980
Grandpat
758
00:41:55,046 --> 00:41:57,716
Sea Star!
- Oh! Ow!
759
00:42:01,619 --> 00:42:02,721
Ow!
760
00:42:02,788 --> 00:42:04,990
I gotta get out of this nightmare!
761
00:42:05,056 --> 00:42:06,324
Ohh!
762
00:42:14,032 --> 00:42:16,668
* *
763
00:42:17,736 --> 00:42:18,936
* *
764
00:42:22,073 --> 00:42:26,712
This town ain't big enough
for the both of us.
765
00:42:33,184 --> 00:42:35,353
- Whoa!
- Ahh!
766
00:42:39,157 --> 00:42:40,357
Ohh!
767
00:42:43,929 --> 00:42:49,200
Um... this town ain't big
enough for the both of us.
768
00:43:01,747 --> 00:43:04,382
Now that's a good looking baby!
769
00:43:09,054 --> 00:43:11,056
Well, this is my stop.
770
00:43:11,122 --> 00:43:13,058
See y'all later!
771
00:43:13,124 --> 00:43:14,993
Hyep!
Giddy-up, now!
772
00:43:15,060 --> 00:43:18,930
Yahoo!
773
00:43:18,997 --> 00:43:20,531
Happy trails!
774
00:43:20,598 --> 00:43:22,868
Ahh!
775
00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:24,801
Ohh!
776
00:43:27,839 --> 00:43:29,407
Uh! Yah!
777
00:43:35,646 --> 00:43:36,846
Bonjour.
778
00:43:37,983 --> 00:43:41,019
It's good to be back home
where it's normal.
779
00:43:41,086 --> 00:43:42,387
- Hi, Grandpat...
- Huh?
780
00:43:42,453 --> 00:43:44,189
What you watching?
781
00:43:47,025 --> 00:43:48,827
Ehh, close enough.
782
00:43:50,228 --> 00:43:53,198
And so we leave things
a little bit weird,
783
00:43:53,264 --> 00:43:57,235
but that's how we like it
here in "The Tidal Zone."
784
00:43:57,302 --> 00:43:58,636
Au revoir.
785
00:43:58,703 --> 00:44:01,272
Hey, I was watching that!
786
00:44:02,305 --> 00:45:02,641
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