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My mother died of illness, and I have been living with my father for 10 years.

My father, who was a bachelor, raised me alone as a man without remarrying.

I am truly grateful.

I also had a serious boyfriend and lived a life without any freedom.

Yeah.

We haven't seen each other lately.

Yeah, but we're both busy.

I want to make time next month to go to a restaurant.

Is there anywhere you want to go?

Yeah.

I want to go to the bistro in front of the station.

What?

I went there before, and there was a dead caterpillar in the salad.

I told the clerk.

Oh, didn't you say you'd prepare a fresh caterpillar?

Yeah.

Oh, I'm sorry.

You know I hate that kind of stupid joke, right?

I'm really sorry.

I just...

Well, it's okay.

I'll get up early tomorrow.

Oh, yeah.

Good night.

My boyfriend Satoshi is not the type to joke around.

I think he thinks so too, but in fact...

That's not true.

No, I'm not.

Dad, are you drunk?

I'm sorry to bring you here.

No, it's okay.

He is my subordinate, Ueda kun.

He is funny.

He is the funniest guy in my department.

I'm sorry, boss.

I'm leaving.

Are you okay?

I'm sorry to bother you.

No, it's okay.

I'm leaving.

He is funny.

I'm sorry.

I was wondering where to go.

I'm sorry.

Your father is going to hold a party for the company?

Yes.

I'm going to do it in front of everyone.

I was going to ask Ueda kun, who is the funniest guy in my department.

I'm not that funny.

Are you that funny?

I'm on the upper level.

I'm in trouble.

What are you going to do?

I'm going to do something new.

I'm going to do something new.

I can't do it.

You are serious.

I'm in trouble.

Ueda kun.

How about the quiz you always do?

The quiz?

Yes.

If you have a female employee, it's okay.

But all of our employees are men.

Ueda kun.

But my daughter is here.

I'm not a child.

I don't care about your father.

Well, what should I do?

Well...

Oh, sorry.

Um...

The owner of the mitsumame shop is...

Mitsuko.

The owner of the ice cream shop is...

Aiko.

The owner of the manju shop is...

What's her name?

What?

That's a trap.

Oh, yeah.

The champagne is here.

I'll have a champagne.

Do you understand?

I'll say it again.

The female owner of the mitsumame shop is Mitsuko.

The female owner of the ice cream shop is Aiko.

What is the female owner of the manju shop?

If you're embarrassed, you can speak softly.

What's the answer?

Man...

Anko.

The answer was anko.

Because you're a manjuu-ya.

Were you thinking about something erotic?

No, I wasn't.

I'm sorry.

Is there any other problem?

I want to know the answer.

Is that so?

Then, what should I do?

Well,

You're always wet,

and there's hair growing around you.

You open and close your eyes.

A part of a person's body.

In three characters,

the top is ma,

and the bottom is ko.

What is that?

I don't know.

I can only think of one.

It's okay.

Ma?

No, no, no.

You're wrong.

Your daughter is in trouble,

so let's not talk about it.

I think you're more suitable for

a deshina or a harage.

Well,

that's true.

I'm sorry.

I'm looking forward to working with you.

I understand.

See you.

See you.

Please think about the answer until the next time.

My hair is growing,

it's opening, closing, and getting wet.

What's this?

I'm so confused by this weird thing.

I'm sorry about last night.

What?

Oh, yeah.

What did you say we were doing today?

I was drunk and I don't remember anything.

Oh, I see.

Dad said he was going to play a game.

Oh, I see.

I'm so embarrassed.

That's right!

Boss, put more strength in your abs!

Like this?

That's right!

More power!

Yes!

Like moving your internal organs!

Internal organs!

Ouch!

I'm not good at this anymore!

I have a stomachache and my back is tired.

I'm going to rest now.

Take your time.

I understand.

See you!

Yes!

Ouch!

So? Did you find the answer?

I can only think of one.

Then tell me.

Well...

Puss...

What? Say it again.

Puss...

I can't hear you. Say it again.

Puss...

No, no. The answer is Manako.

What?

Opening and closing, and getting wet.

I thought you were imagining something completely different.

Is that so?

You only think of those words.

Hikaru, you're so erotic.

Um, am I?

I heard you were a serious girl.

I'm surprised you can only think of such erotic things.

See?

Are you surprised yourself?

You only think of that problem.

Wait a minute.

What?

Hikaru, you only thought of those words because you were a bit of a pervert, right?

Hey, look.

It's like this.

What a beautiful nipple.

Amazing.

I knew it.

I knew you were imagining it.

You're doing a great job.

Look.

What's wrong?

This is your favorite...

Mango.

No.

What's wrong?

Let me see.

Look at this.

What's this?

What are you doing?

I want you to lick me.

Hey, can't you wait?

It's so good.

Don't get in my way.

Let's go to the bathroom.

You're a really perverted girl.

You're being made to look like this by this weird man.

You don't like it?

Let me see your face.

Let me see.

Come on.

You're so perverted.

You have a bad look.

Come on.

You want me to lick you, don't you?

You're a perverted girl.

What's wrong?

Don't go.

Then the question

What is the hard blood in a man's crotch?

Chin-po?

Come here.

One more time.

Chin-po.

The answer is...

Chuck.

Is that all you can remember?

Look, you want this, right?

No?

Come on, give it to me.

I've been wondering.

I don't know.

Don't you want it?

I don't know.

Now, speak.

What?

That's right.

Calm down.

Speak.

How is it?

This is the taste of the ginseng that you gave me.

That's right.

How is it?

How is it?

What do you want me to do with this?

What?

Go ahead.

Oh, it feels good.

Here.

You don't want to say it?

You don't want to say it?

Hey.

Take off your skirt

Take it off

Take off your skirt

That's right.

Next question.

Some people are stubborn and some people are reluctant to refuse.

What are the four letters that end with SE?

Four letters?

Yes.

SEX.

Haru-san, you're still not satisfied with your request.

Then, let's make it your homework.

What?

Right?

Isn't it SEX?

It's your homework.

See?

Mr. Ayada, please wait.

What's wrong?

I love you.

What's wrong?

Does it hurt?

What's wrong?

What is it?

It's a good phone.

It feels good, right?

You know...

I can't think of anything but one answer.

Is it love?

I wonder.

Hey, can I ask you something?

Which one is it?

Hey Satoshi, the first character is SE, and the last is SU.

What? What are you talking about?

Stop saying nonsense.

You've said many times that you hate such a joke.

Hikaru, aren't you working today?

Yes, but I'm on a remote.

Oh, I see.

Ouch!

Are you okay?

I want to take a day off today, but I have to work.

I'm sorry I can't help you.

No, it's okay.

Take care of yourself, Dad.

Thank you.

See you.

See you.

I'm going to work.

See you.

I want to know the answer to the previous question.

So, what's your answer, Hikaru?

That's...

I can only think of it as sex.

I knew it.

You're a shy person.

Your answer is...

Sex.

Sex?

You're so mean.

Oh, Ueda-san, you can't.

You feel sorry for your boyfriend?

Ah, yes.

Your boyfriend got angry because you didn't answer the question.

He's a terrible boyfriend.

It's okay.

I want you to see everything.

Why are you so active?

You want me, don't you?

What's wrong? Are you crying?

I knew it.

You want me, don't you?

That's why you only think about sex.

What's wrong?

What's wrong?

What's wrong?

Be honest with yourself.

I don't know what's going on.

What's wrong?

I don't know.

Tell me.

I'm sorry.

What's wrong?

You don't like it?

You don't like it, do you?

You don't want to go?

Which way?

Which way?

I can't go.

You can't go?

No.

Look.

What's wrong?

What's wrong?

Which way?

Does it feel good?

It feels good.

It feels good?

You have a sore throat.

Bring it to me.

It feels good.

What about this?

You like this, don't you?

You like it, don't you?

Yes, I do.

You like being patted like this, don't you?

Say, ah, yes.

Say, ah, yes.

You want me to pat you more, don't you?

Pat me more.

Please pat me more.

You like being patted like this, don't you?

I think you feel uncomfortable.

Why are you crying?

I'm sick.

Do you feel good?

You can't play with me if you don't feel good.

I'm always here.

I told you not to stop.

I want you to lick me.

I can feel it.

I can feel it.

I can feel it.

You're so nice.

You're sleeping so soundly.

You are hot.

I'll wipe your feet.

Show me your face.

Stand up.

Slowly.

How do you feel?

I'm nervous.

Don't hide your feelings.

I'm still angry.

I'll make you angry.

You're still not good enough.

You're still not good enough.

Go back.

Do something good.

You're embarrassed.

Show me.

Show me more.

Why are you embarrassed?

You can spread your legs by yourself.

With both hands.

Where are you looking?

I'll show you how it's done.

You can stop moving.

What do you do?

Please don't stop.

You can stop moving.

Then you can go while looking at my face.

Can I go?

Do you want to go?

Yes, I do.

Come on!

Yes, I do.

Come on, say it.

Yes, I do.

Yes, I do.

How is it?

Are you embarrassed?

Give me a kiss.

I'll find you a good place to kiss.

Do you want to have a baby?

Yes, I do.

Please have a baby.

I want to have a baby.

Please have a baby.

Good morning, Pudding.

Just watching.

What are you going to do? Do you want it?

I want it.

Then open your eyes.

Open your eyes.

What are you going to do? Please put your penis in.

Please put my penis in.

I'm looking at you.

I'm looking at your eyes.

Please put my penis in.

I'm looking at your eyes.

I want it.

Hey, there's so much in there.

You're sweating a lot.

Do you feel good?

It's stuck.

It's stuck deep inside.

It's stuck.

It feels good, doesn't it?

I love you.

What's wrong? How many times did you say it?

I don't know.

How many times?

I don't know.

Why?

I went too far.

You like smelly things.

I don't like it.

You like it?

I like it.

I'll go with you.

Please let me go.

Let me go.

Please put it on my face.

Please put it on my face.

You don't want to get dirty, do you?

Please scream.

You love me, don't you?

I love you.

You love me, don't you?

I love you, grandpa.

I'm sorry.

I'm the only one who's hurt.

I'm sorry.

I'm the only one who's hurt.

I'm sorry.

You're not a girl, are you?

I'm a girl.

You're a girl.

See?

Let's go!

Dinner is ready.

Let's eat together.

OK.

I have a stomachache.

Thank you for your hard work.

Let's eat.

Hikaru.

What?

I want to talk about Ueda.

What?

You are teaching me how to get rid of a stomachache.

He doesn't work.

He gives me a quiz.

Everyone is suffering.

He doesn't tell me the answer.

I'm worried.

What kind of problem is it?

What?

You are too stimulating.

I'm interested in it.

The answer to the quiz is serious, right?

Yes.

Can I answer?

Yes.

But I'm embarrassed to tell you.

It's OK.

I understand.

It's a little tough.

Sometimes it's hard.

The answer is serious.

I see.

It's serious.

I'm thinking about the wrong answer.

I'm a dirty mind.

That's all.

You are good.

You are pure.

Yes.

Why do you understand the answer?

Well...

Ueda is here.

Did you call him?

Ueda, you are a good teacher.

He said I drank too much.

Let's call it a day.

I drank too much.

I'm going to sleep.

Let's sleep on the futon.

I'm going to sleep.

Mr. Ueda, will you help me?

Well, if you answer the quiz, I'll help you.

What?

Well...

Some people put a white stick in the hole where the hair grows.

Many people get addicted to excessive feeling.

What is this?

Well...

What?

You imagined this, didn't you?

You imagined this with the problem earlier, right?

Where do you put this white stick?

Where do you get addicted?

Look at this white part.

It feels good, doesn't it?

But...

I don't think it's because there's no hair growing here.

Where the hair grows.

You're here because you're hurt, right?

A flower with hair?

I don't need this.

Spread it out.

And put the white stick...

...outside the house.

Here?

No?

Look.

Oh, so this is where you're going to give up?

You know this, don't you?

What is this?

A... A baby...

I want to see it.

Raise your leg.

My leg...

Put it on.

It's better to go deeper.

Look at me.

How is it?

It's gone, right?

Yes, it's gone.

It's gone.

Then, make it stronger.

You'll wake up.

Do you want to stop?

I don't want to.

I don't want to.

I don't want to.

How is it?

Let's look at this side.

You can see your father better.

Look at this.

How do you look?

I'm going to be found out by my father.

I'll put on a big hat.

Your father will find out.

If you make a loud voice.

Look.

How is it?

How do you feel?

It feels good.

Does it?

What's going on?

I'll take care of it.

Should I call your father?

No, you can't.

What should I do?

Wow. What is a white stick?

The answer is...

a cotton swab.

Did you imagine it?

Now, the next quiz.

What becomes hard when you put it in even if it's soft?

What is the last thing to stick?

Poo. It's a poo.

What?

Hikaru, you are too sensitive.

Then, this?

Hikaru, this?

Look.

Even if it's soft, it becomes hard when you put it in.

Look.

What do you think? It doesn't get hard.

The answer was...

a freezer.

Hikaru-san...

what was your answer?

Good luck with your work, dad.

Yeah.

I'll be away for a while after the party.

I'll be back pretty late.

Have fun.

Yeah.

You haven't seen your boyfriend for a while.

You should have fun with him.

Are you giving me a hint?

You're being influenced by your job.

Oh, sorry.

You're being influenced by your job.

But he's funny.

That's all.

He's sick and taking a day off.

That's all.

I'm going.

See you.

Yeah.

Good luck.

Yeah.

I'm sorry, dad.

What do you call a thing that makes you sweat?

Sex.

Aerobics?

You don't have the energy to think about it.

I'm thinking about it.

About sex with you.

I want to sweat.

I can't help it.

My father said he'd be back at night.

You're going to do that?

What do you call a thing that makes you stand up when you're with me?

What?

I'm in trouble.

Is it a question from Hikaru?

A dick?

Wrong.

The answer is time.

I'm in trouble.

So, are you going to do it until midnight?

What should I do?

I want to say goodbye to you.

Me too.

Let me do it.

Let me do it.

It feels good.

Does it feel good?

Do you want to do it?

I want you to stand up with your tail.

I'm getting bigger.

You like my tail, don't you?

I like it.

I'll pet your neck.

Oh, it's amazing. It's amazing.

It's getting stronger.

I'm sorry.

No, no, no.

If you do that,

you'll fall asleep.

Oh, no.

You'll fall asleep.

I don't want to go.

I want to sleep.

Really?

Can I see your body?

Please look at me.

I'm sorry.

I'm going to sleep.

Stand up.

Raise your head.

Oh, my God.

Does it feel good?

Yes, it does.

I want to lick your wet face.

Please lick it.

How is it?

I'm wet.

Then, kiss me more.

Feels good!

Dad, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

But it's amazing.

It feels so good.

It's deep inside.

It's deep inside.

But it's okay.

Let's do more.

Are you sure?

Maybe.

But I can't do it right now.

Oh, my God!

I'm gonna be sick.

I'm gonna be sick.

Oh, my God!

It's the feces in your mother's breast.

How does it taste?

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

I'm sorry.

I'm done.

What's your favorite mouth?

It feels good.

Does it feel good?

It feels good.

I'm going to put a needle in your mouth.

Show me.

I'm going to put a needle in your mouth.

I'm going to put a needle in your mouth.

It's getting bigger.

Please put more needle in my mouth.

This feels so good!

Come on, let's get you up.

Does it feel good?

Yes, it does.

You look like a baby.

You're so strong.

Okay, let's take a break.

Break?

I'll get you up.

Come on.

It's not that bad.

How is it?

It's amazing.

I can feel your blood pumping.

How is it?

It feels good.

Let's do it.

Here we go.

I'm so tired.

I think I'm a pervert.

You're a beautiful girl.

It feels good.

It feels good.

I'm so sad...

I'm so hot

It's fine, it's just you

I said it before but

Let's be more comfortable together

Why?

My manga

Let's be more comfortable

What?

Let's be more comfortable with my manga

Move your body slowly.

It feels good.

It's deep.

Where is it?

The uterus.

I'm in the uterus.

The uterus?

It's the waist.

It feels good.

I'm going to die.

Good.

Lift your leg.

Good.

Can you see it?

Yes, I can.

There is a small baby inside.

I put it in.

Show me.

You're amazing.

It's so comfortable.

If you do that, you'll go out again.

You'll go out again.

I'm glad.

It's so comfortable.

I'm going out, too.

Let's go out.

Usame-chan...

It's okay.

Ouch!

You are in the video.

You are gone again.

I'm sorry.

It's OK.

I'm sorry. I'll do it again.

Let's do it again.

Does it feel good?

I'm still like this.

You've grown up.

You can do it again.

I want to do it more.

How is it?

It's very erotic.

Show me.

Please help me.

Please do more.

I want to do more.

Show me.

I'm going to die

I feel so good!

I feel great.

I feel great, too.

I feel great.

Shall we go?

Yes.

I'm going.

I'm going.

You can go ahead.

Let's do more until my father comes back.

I agree.

When I'm with you, I can stop time and go back in time.