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What the fuck?

This is not the first visit.

It was only 20 years ago to this day

when three unlikely heroes thwarted their attempts

of world domination.

But those stories have been told.

The one that's about to unfold reveals not only have

they never left, but they've been watching,

learning, plotting

and waiting,

for this very night.

So I know we haven't gotten to spend much time together lately,

so I figured this would be a good time and opportunity for us to catch up and

so I bought you this.

Oh, my gosh. It's beautiful.

Hoping that would make up for the lack of time

that we weren't able to spend together.

I love it, Nash.

Want to try it on?

Yeah.

Glenda?

Glenda. Glenda.

Glenda, what's wrong with you?

Glenda!

Oh, shit!

Glenda. Glenda.

Glenda!!

Glenda!

You all right?

Yeah.

I'm all right.

Sammy, can I see you in my office, please?

Sammy. Ha!

Sammy, I've got bad news for you.

Your match this weekend has been canceled.

Heck, the whole damn show's been canceled.

Poor ticket sales.

I'm sorry, kid. That's just how things go.

Heck, I don't have to tell you that.

You've been in the game a long time.

I know, Willie. It's just.

It's just. I really needed this match.

My rent is behind and my girl is on my back.

I love you, kid.

You know that.

You've had a lot of great matches.

But the thing is, this business is not what it used to be.

And let's face the ugly truth.

You're not getting any younger.

Yeah, I know where this is going.

You're starting to sound like my old lady.

I'm not telling you to quit, Sammy.

Just maybe you might start thinking about

finding yourself a day job, that's all.

Yeah.

You know what?

Thanks for the friendly advice, Willie.

Call me when you have a match.

Sammy.

Don't be like that.

Oh, and by the way. My gym dues are going to be late this month.

They better not be late.

God damn it.

Awe, boo hoo.

Hey, it's me again.

It's 10:15, where the hell are you?

Get your ass down here.

Bye.

I can't believe this shit.

I was supposed to go home over 3 hours ago.

I've been here since 9 p.m. last night.

Nobody's answering their phone.

This place is a ghost town.

All my regular folks haven't even come in this morning.

Yeah?

Well aren't we chipper.

I'm sorry. I'm just having a bad morning.

Like my mom always said, it could always be worse, right?

This fucking swell.

Oh, come on, Sam.

Let's not pretend this is some sort of huge shock.

So you want to give up on us just like that?

Just like that?

Are you kidding me?

You really don't listen to a God damn word I say.

I've been unhappy for two years now, and it's not like I've been keeping it

a fucking secret.

Babe, let's just talk about it.

No, Sam, no.

I'm done talking about it.

I'm done living this shithole apartment.

I'm done with all your empty promises.

I'm done.

And all this time that we invested into this?

Excuse me.

We've invested?

Yeah, we.

No.

I invested eight years of my life.

You invested in a stupid ass dream of being a professional wrestler.

Hey, I got news for you, Sam.

You're frickin 40 years old.

It's not going to happen.

Hey, it's not like I'm dead yet.

Besides, I got a small following.

Really? Our immigrant landlord?

Well, and others.

Did you get the advance for next weekend's match?

No, it was canceled due to poor ticket sales.

Uh huh.

That's what I thought.

There'll be other matches.

It's not going to happen, Sam.

It's not going to happen.

You're a loser.

I mean, for crying out loud, you worship a Mexican pro wreslter.

What the fuck is that?

He's not Mexican hun.

Does it really make a goddamn difference?

You're just being ignorant.

Look at you.

In another eight years you'll be sitting right in that same spot.

I just can't be here for that, Sam.

I just can't.

Kathy.

Oh, this came in the mail for you.

The straw that broke the camel's back.

$175 Sam?

It's a collector's item.

It is appreciating value.

Asshole.

Babe.

[crying..]

What is going on buddy?

The kids at school,

they told me

I am different.

[sobbing..]

Well, it's ok to be different.

That's what makes you special.

Ah, you think I'm special?

Yes, of course.

We're allll.. special!

Yay!

Hi, Bertha.

Hi, Manny.

What can I help you with?

Oh, yeah.

Well, I know you're really busy with the apartment building, and all?

Yeah, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, busy.

Well, anyway, I thought you could use a good home

cooked meal, so I thought I'd cook you one.

Oh.

That's so nice of you.

It's American chop suey.

Mmmmm.

That's my favorite.

Thank you very much.

You're welcome, Manny.

You know, Manny, I.

I made enough for 2.

Oh.. Oh. Well, you know, I'm

so swamped with a lot of stuff I need to do.

You know, business stuff.

Thank you. Bye.

Oh, well, maybe a rain check.

Rainy days are my busiest, but thank you. Bye.

Um, oh, Manny?

My nights are usually free.

Oh, good. Good.

All right. Bye.

Oh. Oh, Manny, you've got a note.

Um, hahaha.

Here.

All right.

-Bye. -Bye.

Argh..

Manny, inclosed you'll find a check for my half of this month's rent.

Sam will be responsible for the rest.

Needless to say, I will not be renewing my part of the lease.

Thanks for everything.

Wish you well.

Cathy.

Go away, Manny.

Come on, guy.

It's your biggest fan.

Go away.

Come on, Guy. Just let me in. Okay.

I want to be left alone right now.

Sure, sure, Guy.

Yes, yes.

Isn't this breaking and entering?

Come on, guy. Spit it out.

What happened?

She left me, Manny.

This time, it's for good.

Well, I'm sorry to hear that, bro.

Look, if you need a shoulder to cry on.

A strong man, can also cry.

No?

I know in your jackass crazy way, you're trying to help,

but I'll be all right.

Are you sure?

Yeah, I know

it's going to sting for a while, but I'll get over it.

Well, you know, just think about the match that

we have this weekend, and that should cheer you up.

Look,

I just got my ticket.

You didn't hear?

Hear what?

They canceled the show due to poor ticket sales.

You gotta be shitting me.

No.

So when am I supposed to do with this ticket now?

Go see. Willie. He'll give you a refund.

Yeah, right. Right.

Oh, hey.

Is that the John West action figure you were talking about?

Yeah, that's it.

Oh, that's pretty cool, man.

And you got a good deal on it too, right?

No, not really.

Cost me more than I bargained for.

Hmm.

All right, so here's what I'm going to do.

I'm going to leave this guy on your shelf, and

I'm going to leave you with a little bit of privacy.

But just know that if you need me, I'm going to be here for you.

All right?

Hang in there, big guy.

Good afternoon, everyone,

and welcome to another great edition of Topic Time with Harrison Young.

You are not going to believe what we're going to be discussing tonight.

How many of you fantasized about time travel?

Well, guess what?

I have a guest on here tonight that is going to show that it is possible

He is going to demonstrate time travel.

I'd love to hear your thoughts on time travel.

I think of changing the whole course of history.

I think shot in thousand years in the future and seeing the legacy

I have left on earth, which I expect I will.

But, is the future that you're

going to go to the same future that's going to be.

I don't know.

What I am trying to say is

we were invaded by extraterrestrials

and a zombie plague that took over our town.

They covered it up.

They covered up everything.

The whole truth is in my book.

Are you trying to tell me that noone

from the government knew about

an extraterrestrial invasion since 1997?

That's because we were able to stop the invasion, understand?

John West the wrestler,

Max Giggs, and I myself, Bill Johnston,

were able to defeat the extraterrestrials.

I really think it's ridiculous

to think that 3 individuals were able to stop a zombie invasion.

It may sound ridiculous but'it's the truth.

We beat them.

We beat every single one of those zombies.

It's all in my book.

Your book sounds like science fiction and not based in reality.

Noone from the government knew about this?

The government knew all about this.

They knew everything.

They knew of all that was going on.

They covered it up.

It's all in my book.

It's all true.

What?

What are you waiting for, huh?

Fucking kill me already!

The end is near ish.

Repent your sins.

The Lord is putting his mighty wrath upon thee.

He's coming down. The end is...

Lord?

Lord?

Lord, is that you, Lord?

This is Metal George, on New Bedford's only mental station.

12:05 p.m..

And we're getting flooded with a lot of calls here about some sort

of zombie apocalypse downtown New Bedford for some reason.

Go ahead, caller. You're next.

Yo, guy, there's like mad zombie dudes or something around here.

Not another one. Come on. Next caller. Go ahead.

I mean, how do you even know that they're are zombies?

How can you tell?

Have you seen the guys in New Bedford?

Good point, caller.

Thank you very much.

Look, here's what I think, folks.

This is some sort of elaborate hoax.

It was probably just some guy on bath salts.

And, you know, rumors get spread around.

I'd say forget about it.

Take a chill pill, relax.

Hey, coming up on our next break, fresh air bad for you? Right here on 106.666.

Ahh!

P, E, N, I... Huh?

Is that Sam?

Huh?

Whoa, whoa.

This can't be happening. No.

This can't be happening at all.

Ahhh!

Oh, yeah?

Dodge this.

Got you didn't I?

You little sucker.

A little help here.

A little help!

Hey, dude.

Did you see how his head got to his freaking body?

Huh?

That's Mr. Perez.

From third floor.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Mr.Perez from the third floor.

But did you see how his head got into his freaking body?

Yeah?

Is that a knife in your leg?

Huh?

Ah, no, no, no, no, no.

Stop, stop, stop, stop.

We need to cauterize this.

What, wha, what the hell is cau-ter-ize...?

-Cauterizing. -Cauterizing.

It's when you burn a wound to stop it from bleeding.

Oh, okay.

I got an idea. Flash powder.

Flash powder.

Yeah, I use it in my shows to make a little fireball.

-Okay. -Hold on.

Alright.

Here we go.

Okay, flash powder.

Ok,kkkk, wait, wait.

Wait, so. You mean that you are going to use flash powder into my wound

then ignited, so therefore, cauterize..

-Cauterizing. -Cauterizing.

-Okay, so you're going to burn my leg? -Yes.

No, no, no.

No no.

Hey, you got to sta..

You got to stay. You got stay.

We got to do this. You got to do this.

Otherwise you're going to bleed to death.

Do you want to bleed to death?

-No, no, no. -Okay.

So we got to do this, so you're going to have to suck it up.

Alright?

-Okay. -Okay. First we got to get this knife out.

-All right? -Okay.

I'm going to count to three.

All right?

-Okay. -Yeah. Alright.

-Okay, we're going to do this. -Oh, we're going to do this.

Okay.

One,.. two..

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

What?

I just need to breath.

Okay?

-You got this? -Alright. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-Can we do this. Now? -Okay? Yeah.

Okay.

Okay.

One, two.

No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

What?

I need something to bite.

-Something to.. -To bite on?

Yeah, yeah. I need something to bite on, yes, yes.

Here.

Okay.

Okay.

Yeah.

Ready?

Yup.

-Let's do this. -Let's do this.

Yeah.

One, two..

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

What now?

Well, what if

when you put that powder on my leg and you ignite it

and then my leg turns into fire. What are you going to do?

Your leg on fire?

-Yes. Yes. -That's your problem?

That is a big problem. Big problem. Yeah, I think.

One second.

Happy?

Well, yeah, it's okay. Yeah.

I'm happy.

Okay, let's do this.

Okay. Alright.

-Okay -Here you go.

Yup.

Okay.

-Okay? -Yeah.

You ready?

One!

Ahhhh!

You son of a bitch?

You're not a good fighter, and I'm gonna fuck your mom.

Keep yourself together, Manny.

Okay. Just finish it

already, for the love of God.

Okay. Alright.

Ahh!

See Manny. Just a..

Oh shit!

My leg is on fire..

See. That wasn't so bad.

No.

Here. This should fit.

Alright.

Give it up Sam.

Why bother?

I've lost everything.

My girl, my career, my dreams.

Maybe they're right.

Maybe I'm a loser.

I just better off, lay down, die.

What kind of talk is this?

I thought you were a fighter.

Who said that?

It's me.

What kind of talk is this?

I thought you were a fighter.

John West?

Yes.

Are you going to answer my question or what? Are you a fighter or not?

I used to think I was,

but right now I'm not too sure.

I want you to see something.

Do you remember this?

You send me that picture

many years ago, which is very strange, cause you're obviously older than me.

That would mean you were a grown ass man when you send it. But.

But let's forget about that.

I do remember this, Mr. West.

Mm hmm.

And what do you think

the Sam in the picture would think about the Sam who's standing before of me now?

He'd be disappointed for sure.

But then again, my whole life, has been nothing but disappointments.

The time has come for you of Sam to stop thinking

like a coward and start to believing in yourself.

You let everyone around you belittle

you and tell you your dreams are worthless, huh?

And now you're starting to believe them, and you're ready to give up right

Well, my friend, I have news for you.

The word and full

sunshines and rainbows.

Life. It's hard.

And it'll knock you down and keeps knocking you down.

You know, a coward.

A coward will stay down.

But a hero. A hero will rise as many times as it takes,

and never give up.

So it's up to you to make that choice.

But just remember this.

Cowboys never go out of style,

and never give up.

Neither should you.

Oh, awesome!

I think I can be your sidekick?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Hmm. Hmm.

I think that that came from next door, right?

That's Nash's apartment.

Yeah. You think we should take it out?

Yeah.

All right, let's go.

-Your nipple is showing. -Ssshhh.

Okay.. Okay!

You talking to me?

Something in the bedroom.

In the bedroom?

In the bedroom. Let's go.

Your shows.

Hmm?

Your shoes.

Oh.

Take this.

Anybody comes through that door.

Smash in the fucking head.

Oh,.. Made in China.

That's pretty good.

Hey, Nash. How you doing man?

It's good to see you, Nash.

The fuck you guys doing?

We're just here.

Just here?

Mm hmm.

Believe me,

you guys are a sight for sore eyes.

Yo, Nash,

you have any clue what the fuck is going on out there?

Well, fellas.

Take a seat.

Mm hmm.

This one's going to be a doozy.

So I'm pretty lucky to be alive.

So aliens turning people into zombies.

That's like the movie Plan 9 From Outer Space, right?

Nah, that movie was the recently deceased, but

Oh.

close enough.

Mm. Hmm. Yeah.

Look, all I

know is that it's a Glenda away from me.

And they're going to pay.

But what are we going to do, board ourselves up and wait

for the military

Look.

You guys can do whatever the hell you want to do.

But me,

I'm getting my ass out of the city.

Well, I say we should all stick together.

It is for the better.

Mm hmm.

So what are we waiting for?

Let's roll.

Gentlemen, where do we stand with this?

Mr. President,

so far, we've been successful in containing

this alien virus to the small city of New Bedford, Massachusetts.

But our experts indicate it's

only a matter of time before it escapes into surrounding towns.

This is all speculation by the way.

Speculation?

Mr. President, in just a little under 12 hours, the alien virus has consumed

an entire city. At the rate it's spreading.

If this thing gets out the whole country will be infected within 48 hours.

Action must be taken now, sir.

Yes, action must be taken.

But it should not be done hastily.

And we need to take the time to weigh out our options

in order to be sure we make the right decision.

Time is the one thing we do not have, sir.

We must eliminate the city, and we must do it now.

That's absurd.

Are you insinuating we nuke an entire city? Look, the fallout alone?

No, no, no, no nukes.

Our intelligence shows that the city sits on a huge fault line.

With some strategically placed bunker bombs.

We can not only detach the city from the East Coast,

but we can actually generate enough force to float it to the Atlantic Ocean.

Once it's at a safe distance, we can dispose of it

by any means necessary.

I can't believe what I'm hearing.

These are the words of a lunatic.

To sit back and wait as the aliens take over our entire country

and undoubtedly the world.

That that would be lunacy, sir.

Well,

as my granddaddy used to say, it is what it is, my nigga.

What the fuck?

Oh, shit.

Shit!

They're going to blow up the city.

Head to the van!

Come on! Hotwire this thing!

Hotwire this thing?

Am I supposed to know how to hotwire this thing because I'm black?

Well, can't you?

Man, shut the fuck up.

Maybe now is not a good time, guys, but

I think that I need to take a mean shit.

Nash.

That's a tank.

Oh, that's a tank.

What the hell was that?

I don't know. Let's go.

Damn it. Shit.

Move! Now!

Well, that sucks.

Damn it!

What the hell just happened?

I don't know, but I think I just shit my pants.

They really did it.

They blew up the city.

There's no way out. It's over fellas.

Get a hold of yourself, Nash.

We can find a way out of this mess.

There is no way out.

Someone once told me it's not how many times you get knocked down,

but how many times you get back up.

Wasn't that Rocky Balboa?

Shut up, Manny.

The point is, you could be a coward and grovel and die,

or you could stand up and be a man.

Nash, what would Glenda think?

I guess we don't have a choice now, do we?

Oh, hey.

No hard feelings, right?

No hard feelings, right?

Guys.

We need to find a way out off this city.

But how?

We're floating out into the middle of the Atlantic.

The airport.

There might be a plane we can hijack.

A plane.

Yeah.

-That's your best idea? -That's my best idea.

Do you know how to fly a plane?

Do I know how to fly a plane? Haha.

Yes.

Do I know how to fly a plane?

Well, do you.

No, I have no clue.

Ah.

Wait a minute.

The marina?

Yeah.

We can get a boat and sail off this floating rock.

You guys don't think they would've all been bashed apart during the explosions,

and whatnot?

Well,

there's only one way to find out.

Sounds like a plan.

Let's get moving, then.

Shit! Run!

In here! Here!

I think they're gone.

Manny!

Go get him.

Manny!

Oh.. Hi, guys.

Ah, no need to stop. I'm just going to go back and wait my turn.

Manny, would you..

Oh, shit!

Workshed!

Chainsaw.

Damn it.

Fuck.

Hold on a second.

Just take a little break, okay?

Where are we going?

I'm hungry.

We're heading to the marina to meet up with Nash.

Then we can get on a boat and get off the city.

I'm hungry.

I heard you the first time.

Well, Sam, if you heard me

the first time, you should know that

I'm hungry!

What do you want me to do, huh?

What do you want me to do?

You want me to take a shit? What? Is that what you want?

A real big piece of shit.

Yes, Sam.

That's what I want.

If I wanted to eat a piece of shit,

I would just take a bite of you.

What did you say?

I said if I wanted to eat a piece of shit, I just take a bite of..

Give me that!

Listen here, Manny.

Because of you, we lost Nash.

And right now, I'm really sick and tired of your bullshit.

You need to pull those panties up, and we need to move on.

Okay, Sam. Can you do me a favor?

What's that?

Can you let go now?

Sam? Sam?

Sam? Sam. Sam? Sam.

Wait for me, man.

Do not trust anything that he says!

It's a damn robot sent by the government!

An infiltrator!

You must destroy him!

How do you expect me to do that?

However you can!

Up until now, I've always thought this guy was a whack job.

Who would have thought

he was telling the truth this whole time?

Unfortunately for you.

Looks like your time up.

Put the rock down!

It's not what it looks like, man.

Oh, no.

So you weren't about to smash this guy's face in with that rock.

That's exactly what it was about to do.

So, like I said, put the rock down.

Okay, hero.

But it's your fucking funeral.

You okay, man?

Yeah, I think so.

That freakin wacko hit me from behind when I wasn't looking.

Take your guns off and throw them over here.

I don't take my guns off for nobody.

Behind you!

Let's get out of here.

What the hell is that?

I don't know, but I'm not sticking to find out.

What do you want?

An apology?

I am sorry.

I just figure,

you know, you're a heavy set guy, you know, don't you

fat people usually have, like, a candy bar on you or something like that?

I am not fat.

I'm big boned.

Sure.

With a lot of meat, wrapped around you.

You know, I think I do have something for you.

It's right here. Why don't you come and get it.

No.

Oh, you know, you want it.

You're going to hurt me?

I'm not gonna hurt you.

Holy crap. What's that?

Oh. Oh, fuck.

There! Over there.

Come on, fatso.

Come on, man. Come on, come on.

Look at you.

You look like you are going to have a heart attack.

Can we just make up?

Behind you?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Do you want me to fall for that?

Do you think I'm stupid?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Hey, how are you doing?

Baby,

I think it's time for us to split.

Hey, Manny!

Let's get the hell out of here!

Man that was close.

Yeah, yeah.

Who the hell are you? Anyway?

Why? You don't know?

No.

Must be none of your fucking business, then.

That's just fucking great.

I wonder if it still works.

There's only one way to find out.

Let's go.

After you.

Whatever you say, hero.

I still have two friends left out there in the city.

If your friends are out there, then they're most likely dead.

I don't know.

My gut tells me that they're still alive.

They can be pretty resourceful.

What's your point?

Why are you telling me all this?

We had a plan to escape to the marina.

Get on a boat and get the hell out of here.

That's not a bad idea.

-Maybe the only chance we have left to. -Shhh.

Hold this.

Fuck.

Stop right there!

Don't move.

Now you all can just go back from which you came.

This is here's our turf.

What?

I'm starving!

Don't start with that again.

Oh, come on.

Look, look, look, look.

There's. There is a bar. Can we. Can we go?

Will it make you quiet?

Yes.

-Fine. -Alright.

-Just for a minute. -Ok.

Yes.

Oooh, yeahhh.

Do you want any of this.

Knock yourself out.

Over the lips

and through the gums.

Looks like I passed out again.

What a hell of a night, though.

I tell you.

Jeez, you two look worse than me.

Where's the bartender?

I need something to take care of this hangover.

How long have you been asleep?

Oh, hell, I don't know.

What day is it?

Oh, a pickled egg.

Huh?

You are aware that the city's been

taken over by bloodthirsty alien zombies, right?

And that the government blew up the city and sent it out

into the ocean.

Whoa.

Please keep it down.

My head is splitting from this hangover.

Anyway, We all knew

it wasn't a question of if, but rather when.

Am I right?

I'm just going to help myself here.

So what are you two been up to?

Looks like you've been doing

battle with those zombie a-holes.

And considering you're both still alive,

I guess you've been doing a pretty good job of it, haven't you?

We're doing all right.

Yeah.

We've been kicking these zombies's assholes assholes.

So what's next on the agenda?

We're going down to the marina to try to find a boat

and hopefully sail off this rock.

Sounds like a good plan.

We lost a friend of ours who we hope to meet up with over there.

That is, if he's still alive.

Something tells me he's okay.

It times like these when you have to remain

positive, you'll all get through this just fine.

You want to come with us?

Me? Nah.

I'll probably

just sit here and get plastered.

Wait for one of those zombie things to come eat me.

And when he does, I guarantee you this.

He's going to get one hell of a buzz.

Well, I think it's time to get going.

Uh. I think that's a good idea.

Don't let me keep you.

All right.

It was nice meeting you.

The pleasure's all mine.

Give them hell fellas.

We will.

Thank you. Bye.

Bye bye.

Suckers.

Is the coast clear?

Yeah.

I took care of that big, bad zombie.

You can come out now.

From the looks of it,

seems like these guys were preparing for a damn war.

I'm going to go see if there's any more of these clowns out there.

You wait here.

Kobra.

Kobra.

Kobra, are you there?

Kobra, answer me!

Kobra!

Answer me, God damn it!

Kobra! You basard!

You are not Kobra!

Where is Kobra?

I've been following his postition

and if you do not detain that fucking city now

it will crash against the Azores Islands in 12 hours!

wa, wa, wait a minute.

I don't speak Spanish.

Do you understand this, you yankee doodle!

Anchor that city now

or smash headon into the Azores Islands and boom,

You're dead, sucker!

What the hell are you doing?

Give me that.

We will talk later.

What? No wait, wait!

Don't ever touch my stuff again.

Listen, if you and I are going to be working on the same team,

then we got to be honest with each other.

Yeah. Is that so?

Yeah. Now you tell me. Who the hell is that?

You want to know who that was?

Have you ever heard of the game Nave?

Nave, who hasn't heard a Nave.

Well, that guy you just spoke to? Created that game.

Max Giggs.

I've done some.. jobs for him in the past.

About twenty days ago

He contacts me and says he wants to meet.

The key is to use the turbo.

Kobra!

Max, you again?

Why did you call me?

What the hell do you want?

For a couple of months now my computer

has been calculating their trajectory.

I've finally found their real whereabouts.

Really? Like the last ten times?

Kobra,

this time is different trust me.

I can pay you whatever you want.

it's going to be costly, Max.

Very costly.

I'm tired of traveling around the world

Looking for things that don't exist.

What the hell is that?

It's our ace in the hole.

Bill, kept it in a safe place all this time.

For years he wouldn't let me have it,but as you know,

people will do anything for money.

Fuck you, you fucking lunatic.

Ten million!

Ok, now listen to me very carefully.

In 20 days, an extraterrestrial spaceship

will position itself over New Bedford, Massachusetts,

which will give us the perfect opportunity

to finish with those bastards once and for all.

You are completely crazy, Max!

Crazy?!

Crazy?!

Remember who you are talking to.

My friends and I saved the world!

Twice!

Do you see this bad boy?

It's an alien beacon.

This is a beacon with extraterrestrial technology.

When the light starts blinking like a christmas tree,

it will mean the ship is nearby.

It will give you the exact coordinates

as to where the mothership is.

Simply wait for the signal

and get ready for the party!

So what's the next move? Hero.

That map.

Yeah.

That map lets us know where we got to go.

What are you doing?

We need to get to the marina.

I need to check on Willie first.

We don't have time for that.

Come on.

No, after everything he's done for me, I owe him that much.

Listen, I didn't want to have to tell you this,

but the event didn't get canceled.

Yeah, it was. Willie told me.

Willie, lie to you, man.

Willie would never.

He lied to you.

What the hell do you know.

Remember when we

talked, and then I went back home

to give him a call and get my money back for my ticket?

The event didn't get canceled.

Just you Sam.

You're a liar.

Listen, I have been called many things before.

Greedy? Yeah.

Selfish. Sure.

Too sexy for my shirt, too sexy

it hurts.

You got me on that.

But one thing I am not is a liar.

That son of a bitch.

How can you do that to me?

He was like a father to me.

He just didn't know how to tell you.

Being a wrestler has been the dream of your entire life.

How do you tell someone it's just not going to happen?

How do you tell someone

it's over?

It's not over.

I'm going to have to go look for Willie.

I want you to stay here.

Under no circumstances do I want you to get out of that chair.

Do you understand that?

I'll be right back in a second.

Don't move.

Willie?

Willie?

-Shit! -Dammit!

I'll take RoboCop.

You get them.

Oh yeah! Let's do this.

Well, he told me not to get off this chair

under any circumstances, so I'm just going to stay right here.

Right here.

Right here!!!

Otherwise, you can eat me!

Kobra! Kobra!!!

Answer me it's urgent!

Kobra!

Zombies, they disgust me!

Is that Sam?

Oh, boy.

In another eight years, you'll be sitting right in that same spot.

I just can't be here for that, Sam.

I just can't.

Let's face the ugly truth.

You're not getting any younger.

You're a loser.

The event didn't get canceled.

Just you, Sam.

You're a loser.

Maybe you might start thinking about finding yourself a day job.

Ha!

How do you tell someone?

It's just not going to happen.

It's not going to happen.

Ha!

You're a loser.

How do you tell someone

it's over.

Ha!

You're a loser.

With a lot of meat wrapped around you.

You know, a coward.

A coward will stay down. But a hero.

A hero will rise as many times as it takes and never give up

So it's up to you to make that choice.

But just remember this.

Cowboys never go out of style.

And never give up.

Neither should you.

Now get up you son of a bitch and be a hero!

Manny? Oh!

Shhhhh.

There it is.

Now, let's go back and get my friends.

Sorry, hero,

but I had to look out for number one.

Damn you, Kobra.

Uh. All right. Um.

This is a ah.. this is an oldie.

Yeah.

Well, it's an oldie where I come from.

Hold on.

All right, guys,

this is a metal riff in b, follow me for the changes and try to keep up.

Okay.

Rock and roll, baby.

Manny!

Manny!

Keep them busy! I got an idea!

Oh, shit.

Zombies...

are ASSHOLES!

Manny, we got to go.

We got to go right now.

Run!

What did I tell you?

I know. I know to stay in that chair.

I know.

Come on. let's get.

Get, get.

Come on.

this way.

Sam, do you think that Nash made it.

Nash is a tough cookie,

we've got a half mile down the coast, before the marina,

he's probably waiting for us, wondering what's taken so long.

Yeah, sure.

I think you're right.

Well, it's been one hell of a ride.

Yeah, it has.

You know what I'm going to do

once, when we escaped from this place?

Manny can't we have some peace and quiet

just for a moment.

Who the hell?

Duck!

Jesus Christ.

You can call me Kobra.

Well, Cobra, thanks, but we're totally capable of taking care of ourselves.

That's right.

You know, you guys.

A simple thank you would have been nice

Wait a second.

You guys are Nash's friends.

What do you know about Nash?

It's a long story, but what's important is that he's

still alive, and he's looking for you guys.

At least after I left him.

What do you mean, left him?

I lost him. I lost him.

But you didn't say lost.

You said left.

I left him. I left him to find you guys.

What is it? You left him or you lost him?

Left or lost?

Lost or left.

What's that beeping on your jacket?

Listen, I don't have time for this shit.

If you guys want my help, come with me.

If not, you can go fuck yourself.

You're not going anywhere until you tell me.

Where's Nash? And what did you do to him?

You got 3 seconds to get your hands off me, big boy.

One.

Where's Nash?

Two.

What did you do to him?

Three.

Oh, sorry, I'm so sorry Sam.

Oh, guys.

Guys, guys, guys, guys.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What is that?

What is it?

What the fuck?

What is that?

What's it doing?

Oh, shit.

Look over there.

Wha.. what do we do, guys?

We got to get out of here.

Agreed.

On a count of 3.

One.

Two..

Unfortunately.

Our story ends here,

but the saga will continue

and that, my friends, is another story.

Yo, Kobra.

Still doing your part?

At first I thought the fish went bad,

but then I realized,

I'm not cooking any fish.

Sandbox, what the fuck do you want?

Soup kitchen.

Ready?

Yeah.

Uh huh.

Commendable.

Thank you.

Still saving the world and all that.

It appears in the process it has made you soft.

Soft? The only thing that's soft is my dick

after I saw your mother naked last night.

Kobra forever the jokester.

Yeah.

But I'm not here for your crude humor.

I'm here for business.

You know why I'm here.

Oh, I need it.

How much is he paying you this time?

-That is none of your concern. -Yeah.

I need that device.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I'm not going to play games with you.

Give it to me.

Alright.

You want it?

You see this?

I'll tell you what, Sandfox.

If you can get to that Beacon before I get to my knife?

It's all yours.

Crude.

What's that?

It could only mean one thing.

Shit.