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1 So, there's been some confusion.

Okay, a lot of confusion. And the only person who's gonna get you there is me.

So let's review, okay? Fantastic.

This is their planet.

Off in the middle of the universe somewhere.

This is our planet, Earth. Their planet. Earth.

Are you with me so far? Fantastic. All right, the aliens.

Max, Michael... or spaceboy, as I like to call him...

Isabel and Tess, they landed here in 1947.

They gestated in these really gross pods for 40 years...

and then they, um... they sort of hatched.

Now, there is only a few of us humans who know about them.

Liz, Alex, Kyle, Kyle's dad and me.

I hate that picture. Better.

All right. What you need to know about them.

They have special powers, of course.

They eat Tabasco sauce by the crate.

And trying to have a relationship with them is like suicide.

I mean, it's like typical bad relationship stuff, but even weirder.

For instance, there was this one time where Future Max told Liz...

that she needed to break up with the Present Max...

or else the world would end, so she did.

But she ended up missing out on all this romantic stuff they would have done...

like eventually eloping and getting married in Las Vegas.

Oh, speaking of Las Vegas. Ripped By mstoll

- I think we lost them. - Are you sure?

- Not really. - Where's Isabel?

She's gone, Michael! Now pull it together, man, or we're gonna be next.

Okay, okay. What do they want from us?

We need a plan. Can't fly by the seat of our pants anymore.

They gotta want something! Maybe we can talk to them!

It's time to step it up. Face the demon.

No more hiding.

- What are you talking about? - [Thud]

Max!

Maxwell? No.

No, no. No, no. No, please! No!

What...

[Panting] Ripped By mstoll

- What's going on? - We are leaving is what's goin' on.

You and me... We're getting outta town for a couple days.

- What? Why? What's wrong? - I need a road trip.

- I gotta clear out the cobwebs. - What the hell are you talking about?

I'm talking about getting out of this two-bit town for a couple of days and having some fun!

Is there something wrong with that?

No, there's nothing wrong with that.

You wanna tell me what's really going on?

Nightmares, Maxwell. I can't shake 'em. I've had 'em every night for two weeks.

My brain needs a vacation, because I swear to God...

I am gonna lose it on someone or something, and it's not gonna be pretty.

- Okay, we'll take a vacation. - Yeah, today, now.

Let's go outta town today.

But we need a plan.

- Screw the plan! Let's just go! - You gotta trust me here.

We need a cover story, so no one is looking for us.

- So, first, we go to school... - I cannot make it through another day of school.

Look, just give me some time to cover our tracks, and we're outta here, okay?

Okay. Okay. Okay.

So, where are we going anyway?

You're gonna love it. It's a place without rules, without responsibilities.

A place where we can forget our troubles. It's a city of dreams.

- Which would be? - Vegas.

We're going to Vegas, baby.

♪♪ [Rock]

♪♪ [Continues]

♪♪ [Ends]

You know, you don't have to blow the whole 50 G's on one trip, Michael.

We could take $10,000 and still have a great time.

I don't want the money. Not one thin dime.

Just think about it for a minute. You could use that cash to build your future on.

The money was a bribe. It's tainted. You don't build a future on that.

Besides, I think it's haunting me. I wanna get rid of it.

- Michael, be reasonable. - I'm not gonna be reasonable!

- This isn't a reasonable day in my life. - Okay. Okay.

That's a lot of cash to keep in your locker.

I defy the National Guard to open it.

Go ahead and make a plan for our escape, and then let's go.

- Go where? - Nowhere.

Meet me in the lounge, fifth period. I have a plan.

Where are you going after fifth period?

- We're going to Vegas. - "We"?

Michael and I. It's really for him.

- He needs a break. - And I don't?

Do I have to give you a list of things that I have had to deal with lately?

- No. - Then I'm sure I don't have to stand here and convince you...

that if anybody needs a break, it is your loving sister...

who has asked for so little but given so much.

- No. - And I'm sure whatever plan you come up with...

will work just as easily for three as it will for two, right?

- It will now. - Fabulous. I'll see you in the lounge later.

[Spanish]

[Responding In Spanish]

- What ya readin'? - Vegas, baby.

- Oh, you goin'? - Sí.

[Spanish Continues]

- When? - Fifth period. Max is making plans.

- Got any room for one more? - Sorry. Aliens only. You understand.

Put a quarter on red for me.

¿Pepe, qué pasa?

Hmm. Detención.

[Spanish]

[Responding In Spanish]

Triple it or die.

Hey, even though you held out on me...

I'll cover with my dad in exchange for a dime on black.

- Did somebody step on your head in gym? - Knock it off.

I'm talking about your Martians-only field trip to Vegas.

I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm not going to Las Vegas.

Oh! Maybe it's a surprise.

- Max and Michael are organizing the whole thing. - Really? Where did you hear that?

- You can't come. - Why?

Because things are gonna happen that the faint of heart shouldn't see.

Oh, please. Besides, how are you paying for this trip anyway?

- The Dupree money. - That's $50,000, Michael.

- Yeah, and I'm gonna spend every cent of it. - Oh, really.

- Okay, where are you staying? - I got a double at the Clean 'n' Cheap.

- All right. How about food? - There are some buffets I wanna check out.

Okay, you're up to about $37. What else?

Come on. Nobody can spend money like I can spend money.

- You need me on this trip, Michael. - All right, tag along.

But you're coming in a completely professional capacity only.

This isn't some kissy-kissy romantic retreat.

- I got stuff to do. - Thank you. Thank you.

And don't go telling everybody. Let's keep this low profile.

Seriously.

I've booked a suite at the Bali Hai Hotel and Casino.

Amenities include marble statuary...

world-class shopping and lighted tennis courts.

Vegas just isn't my idea of fun.

- The pool has a waterslide. - I'm sorry.

In the shape of a giant flamingo. Please come with me to Vegas.

Michael's gonna be off doing some dumb guy thing, and I really need a gal pal.

- No. - Please.

Maria, the reason I'm not going to Vegas is because I was married there.

- What? - Yes.

When Future Max came, he told me.

We got married at the Elvis Chapel...

and it was the most romantic night of our lives.

So, basically, I don't want to go to Vegas, ever.

All right. You know what? There is a lesson to be learned here.

What happened between you and Max is unspeakably intense...

but the marriage thing never actually really happened.

You've gotta let go of that. You've gotta create your own memories.

- And that's what we're gonna do in Vegas with Michael's money. - [Chuckles]

Oh, I love the smell of formaldehyde in the morning.

Alex, pop quiz. If you're given the choice...

would your rather "A," dissect pig babies...

- Embryos. - Or "B"...

take an all-expense-paid trip to Vegas?

- When do we leave? - Today, after fifth period.

Come on, Liz. All the cool kids are doing it.

I would really appreciate it if you would respect my decision.

- ♪♪ [Singing] - Maria.

- ♪♪ [Continues] - Maria.

♪♪ [Continues]

Michael, hey, I hope you don't mind...

but I invited Kyle on our trip to Vegas...

you know, because he's been a really stand-up guy...

and he did technically save the world from the crystals and everything.

- Our trip? - Yeah. And I wanted to let you know...

that when I first moved to town, I felt like a complete outsider.

You know, no friends, barely any family.

But you've really helped me feel welcome.

And this trip, you know, wow!

It's just so great of you to organize it for us all.

We could all use some time away. Plus I've always wanted to go to Vegas!

[Squeals] So, can I tell Kyle it's okay?

Sure. I'm glad to have him.

- And you, by the way. - Thank you!

♪♪ [Humming]

♪♪ [Singing]

- ♪♪ [Continues] - [Bell Ringing]

- This is low profile? - Don't you love the little hat?

[Low Voice] Going somewhere, Mr. Guerin?

- Pretty good Principal Forrester, huh? - Yeah, you're a riot.

What's the plan?

At this very moment, the debate team is leaving for a two-day meet in Santa Fe.

According to this piece of paper, we're going with them.

If anybody asks, our original oratory topic was "Space Travel:

Wave of the Future or Misbegotten Dream?"

Catchy.

All right. Let's go.

Hey! Do you have room for one more?

Oh, I'm so proud of you.

Let's just get out of the halls before someone starts asking questions.

No lecturing, no moralizing, no whining about spending the money on the homeless.

This weekend is about fun and debauchery. You got it?

Yes, I know how to have fun.

- Right. - ♪♪ [Man Singing]

♪♪ [Continues]

Here we are. The Presidential Suite.

You got three bedrooms, three baths...

state-of-the-art entertainment system...

six-person Jacuzzi, heated to a toasty 102.

Is there anything else I can get you folks?

Uh, thanks. I'll go get you some ice.

[Cackling]

- I bet they have towel warmers! - [Girls Laughing]

Let's see about some in-house porno.

Hold on. Line up. I.D.'s out.

This town has some restrictions about having fun.

I'm gonna fix that.

You are no longer high school students from Roswell, New Mexico.

You are of-age party machines.

These are your aliases. You will use these aliases for the duration of our trip.

- Sound off. - Okay. Harvey Wallbanger.

- Pina Colada. - Tom Collins.

- Brandy Alexander. - Margarita Salt.

- Shirley Temple. - Rob Roy.

- And I'm your host, Dr. Love. - [Laughter]

Since I'm sponsoring this operation, you will follow my rules.

Your bank is three grand. The cash is to be spent here.

There is no hoarding it. Rule number two...

and this is the biggie...

Rob Roy and Dr. Love run alone.

You see us at a table, you find another one.

If there's no other questions, then go out and clobber the house.

[Laughs]

I was, uh...

I was kind of surprised to see you were down for this kind of trip.

Oh. Oh, well, you know, I could say the same thing to you.

Well, I'm only here for Michael.

He's kind of going through something.

- I just wanna keep an eye on him. - Oh.

So this isn't a vacation for you.

- This is the last place I'd wanna take a vacation. - [Laughs]

Yeah, me too. I'm just here for Maria.

Hey, Shirley, didn't you hear the doctor's orders?

Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. We were just...

Yep, yep. Cool. Good. Bye.

Okay.

Bye.

Oh, she's exhausting.

- This is pretty swanky, huh? - Yeah, it's great.

I mean, time for fun. Pick your poison.

- Blackjack, craps, roulette. - Yeah.

Whatever you want.

That's not the spirit I'm looking for, Robby.

Don't worry. Dr. Love will show you the way.

- This is so cool. - What should we do first?

I think we should try and play a game.

Okay, I'm set. I just booked a salt scrub at the spa.

Wait. What happened to needing a gal pal?

I'll be an hour, tops. Have fun, guys. Bye.

All right, ladies, let's just dive in.

Excuse me. Can I see some identification?

Sure.

Nice try, girls. The video arcade's that way.

- Um, excuse me. We're 21. - And I'm Charo.

You know, I'm sure we can find another form of I.D. In here somewhere.

We are 17 years old.

Mm-hmm.

Good job.

I'm sorry. I'm very, very sorry.

- Show me how this works. - You put your bet here.

The point is to get 21. A king's worth 10.

So you get another card.

Now you got 16, so another card.

Now you've got 25, and he takes your money away.

Gee, what a great game. Thank you.

I'm sorry. You gotta play more than one hand.

This is math. It's not exactly what I'm looking for on vacation.

This is the gambling capital of the world. What were you looking for?

- I guess I'll know it when I see it. Later. - All right.

She's right, you know. It's math.

More precisely, A.P. Statistics...

which dictates that an all-or-nothing strategy...

has the best chance of beating the house.

That makes no sense.

Hit me.

Hit me.

You took that one in the shorts.

You will never believe what I found in the spa locker room.

Oh, God, my heart hurts.

A booking agent is holding auditions.

Alex, I need the hugest favor from you.

- I need an accompanist. - I play the bass guitar.

No, you could fake it on the piano. It's just simple chord changes.

The first starts off with an "E," and then in the bridge...

Maria, I just lost $3,000! All right?

Alex, I'll... I'll give you $3,000 if you help me just get this gig. Please!

- The key was "E," right? - Yes.

- All right. What's the tune? - [Man] Seven out.

Basic rules: Seven or eleven on the first role, you're golden.

Two, three or twelve, you lose your shirt.

- We got a first-time roller here. - [Max] No.

You go ahead. I'll just watch.

It'll roll. Trust me, Max.

You're gonna love this game. It's fast. It's loud.

It's everything living in Roswell isn't. Here we go.

- [Man] Six. Point six. - Okay.

If I roll a six, we win. If I roll a seven, we go bust up.

Six the hard way.

In for him too.

- [Man] Six hard. Winner. - [People Cheering]

Ooh! Pay the man!

Amazing news. I have an audition!

Just keep with me here, folks. I'm here to win. And I don't see you.

Hello! Don't you know what my dream has been since, like, the beginning of time?

It's to start my singing career in a smoky Vegas supper club.

- Seven! - Sweet!

I'll be up on stage, right, in front of a great band...

and I'll belt out some torch song.

There'll be a spotlight. My makeup will be perfect.

We had an agreement. Beat it.

Are you not listening to me? This could be my big break right now.

Don't you wanna come and, like, cheer me on and be a...

- Seven. Winner. - Oh, the king, ladies and gentlemen!

- Michael! - Maria!

I'm in the middle of something important!

- [Man] Oh! Sorry. - [Woman] Oh, no!

Oh, no, no, no! Please hurry!

- Are you okay? - Lord, help me.

Wedding's in a half hour.

My maid of honor gets food poisoning from the breakfast buffet.

And now, some dumb Canadian slams into me with his merlot.

Let me try to help. Here. Thank you.

My mama told me not to elope.

Well, actually, I think we got it out.

Why, honey, aren't you just my good luck charm?

- What's your name? - Brandy.

Brandy. That's pretty. I'm Traci.

- It's so nice to meet you. - You too.

This is my hubby-to-be Glenn and his best man Dave.

Brandy just saved my behind.

- Hi. - Oh. Hi.

It's nice to meet you.

- Hello. - Hi.

- [Traci] How's April? - Hmm?

Wishing she'd never tried the crab omelet.

Oh, perfect. What am I gonna do now?

Maybe Brandy's free for a couple hours.

[Traci] Oh, brilliant, Dave.

Brandy, will you be my maid of honor?

[Laughs]

Sure.

Okay, blondie, you're up.

♪♪ [Singing]

♪♪ [Continues]

♪♪ [Ends]

Honey, you got some set of pipes.

[Laughs] Well, I um...

- No, I was truly moved. - Thank you.

No, no, no, thank you.

Now, uh, take off your clothes.

Hey! Hey, who do you think you are? You treat her like a lady.

I'll treat her like a stripping lady, 'cause that's what she's auditioning for.

Give me this flyer.

"New talent. Big money."

Oh!

"B.Y.O. G-string."

Dr. Love says give it up for 10 the hard way!

[All Cheering]

- You're cheating. - Wanna say that a little louder?

I don't think the pit boss heard you.

This isn't right... using your powers like this.

- Thanks for the sermon, Dad. - It's not why we came here.

No, we came here to have fun, which is exactly what I'm doing.

Why don't you just sit back and stop acting like Little Sally and let me roll these dice?

Folks, this is the fourth set of dice they've given me.

But when you got the hot hand, you got the hot hand.

[All Cheering]

Yeah!

I feel an eight coming on.

- Michael, he knows. - He doesn't know anything.

What's he gonna say... I'm using my mysterious alien powers?

[Crowd Cheering]

- This table is closed. - [Crowd Grumbling]

- What's this crap? - You're done.

My advice is take your winnings and move on down the strip.

- We will. - The hell we will.

I'm here to gamble.

There's another table over here.

- Listen, punk... - Punk!

- [Crowd Clamoring] - Let's go!

- Move it! - [Man Shouting]

♪♪ [Rock]

You know what it is? It's because we're small.

If we weren't so damn short, he would have totally bought that we're 21.

So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna mind-warp the security guard...

make him think that we're, like, five foot ten...

and then we'll just go and sit down.

Tess, I'm fine here in the arcade.

- Oh. - Great.

Stuck in the party capital of the world with Liz Parker.

No... Or if we're feeling dangerous...

we could always challenge a couple of eight-year-old boys to foosball...

or go to the Ice Capades.

For your information, I didn't wanna come to Vegas in the first place.

I knew that this was gonna be the most miserable trip of my life.

I knew it, but I didn't listen to my instincts.

And by the way, Tess, I don't enjoy being stuck here with you either.

- Fine. - Good.

[Mechanical Whine]

- Oh, almost forgot. Bye! - Oh! [Chuckling]

- Thanks for everything, Brandy. - No problem.

- Do I have to ask? - That was Traci and Glenn.

They just got married, and I was their maid of honor.

Who's that?

That's Dave. Cake?

- [Sighs] - [Clears Throat]

- Well. - Oh.

For the wedding album?

- [Shutter Clicks] - [Phone Ringing]

Honeymoon suite. Margarita speaking.

- Maria, it's me. - Me who?

- Yeah. Funny. - Do you wanna know where I was tonight?

I was auditioning to be a stripper.

- Little innocent me. - You get the job?

Do you not even care? This wouldn't have happened had you been with me.

- Is there someone else there I can talk to? - We are talking.

No... I can't. I'm in jail with Max.

So what you need to do is shut your trap, get down here and bail us out.

Wait a minute. If you're in jail, then that means this is your only phone call.

Exactly.

Doesn't Buddhism disapprove of gambling?

Actually, it was Buddha himself who first coined the phrase:

[Quoting Lyrics About Gambling]

Well, yours is obviously a deep and abiding spiritual faith.

- All right, boys, cash out. - You're just gonna have to back off.

Yeah. Grasshopper's on a roll, baby.

I gotta bail Max and, if there's enough money, Michael out of jail.

My winnings. My money. Go away.

He's, um... He's in Gamblers Anonymous. I'm his sponsor.

Could you please help keep this lost poor soul...

from further traveling down the path of destruction?

I'm sorry, sir. That's, uh, casino policy.

- Thanks, Maria. - Thank your higher power.

♪♪ [Jazz]

You must be a pretty high roller to afford a place like this.

- It's a friend's. - Oh.

- Is your friend a Kennedy or something? - [Chuckles]

- More like a prince. - Oh.

I tell ya... this has been great.

A free trip, a free tux.

Slow dancing with a beautiful girl in a penthouse suite.

- You're easy to please. - You're not?

You're way ahead of the game, Dave.

Do you really wanna risk it all with any more of your insightful questions?

[Laughs] Well, first I have to get my sisters to work on some new material.

I think you're doing pretty good on your own.

♪♪ [Woman Singing, Indistinct]

May I suggest a change of venue?

What did you have in mind?

I have a hotel room up the strip.

This is a hotel room.

I was thinking of something a little more private.

Well, I'll have to think about that.

♪♪ [Continues]

Okay. I thought about it.

Let's go.

[Man] Don't I get my call? My call!

- Are we having fun yet? - No thanks to you.

Hey, this isn't my fault.

- If you hadn't been showing off... - Here we go, another lecture.

Hey, everybody, gather around your cell doors...

cause Max here, he's gonna give another lecture!

- [Man] Shut up! - What is with you?

What's with me? Not you, man. Definitely not you.

What is that supposed to mean? The only reason I came on this trip was for you.

Yeah, out of the goodness of your big, fat bleeding heart...

you skipped out on sixth period and you went to Vegas...

for poor screwed-up Michael.

- Yeah, big hand, Max. - [Scoffs]

Whatever. You're talking to yourself now, Michael. I'm done.

And I'm talking to myself.

Gee, Michael, why'd you want to go to Vegas with Max in the first place?

It sounds like a really stupid idea.

No, see, you don't get it. Max and I, we're guys.

Sometimes guys just like to go out and tear it up for no good reason.

But Michael, Max is no fun.

He's a straight arrow. He's a responsible guy.

- I'm here, aren't I? - This is a private conversation.

As I was saying, Michael, it's like this.

Max and I, we used to be tight. We grew up together.

It's no big deal that we can go out and have fun for a couple days.

- We used to be friends. - Oh, give me a break!

This isn't about friendship.

This is about your irresponsible, reckless behavior!

I've been going through some heavy stuff the last couple weeks!

- In case you missed it, I got shot! - I know! I healed you!

You put your hand over my shoulder and did your little trick like a robot.

You're a machine, Max.

You wouldn't know the first thing it takes to heal me.

To really heal me.

[TV: Indistinct]

Yeah. When's the next flight to Roswell?

Nothing sooner than that?

Michael, make him stay.

No, no, no. Wait, wait. Please don't go.

I'm blowing the rest of Michael's cash on a beautiful, expensive dinner.

- I've even taken care of what everyone's wearing. - He's not invited anymore.

Thanks, but I'm just gonna go home.

Finally, my vacation can begin.

- Not bad. - Oh.

Well, yeah, after six hours and a thousand quarters...

you sort of get a rhythm going.

Yeah, I heard you were down here.

- I just want to let you know I'm leaving. - Oh.

- Is everything okay? - Yeah.

Yeah, it's just... Vegas. Kind of makes my skin crawl.

[Chuckles] Yeah.

I mean, who would ever wanna get married in an Elvis Chapel, right?

[Laughs] Not me. Not in this lifetime.

Oh, yeah.

Well, I got a plane to catch, so...

Yeah, right.

See you in Roswell, Liz.

Yeah.

♪♪ [Jazz]

Now, this is the Vegas I love.

All right. Smile, beautiful people.

- Oh. Come here. - [Chuckling]

Yeah. There we go.

You clean up nice, spaceboy.

I'm sorry that he didn't make it.

Why? I'm not.

I'm thinking a cheeseburger would go down nice right now.

- You had lobster. - But I'm still hungry.

I'm gonna go hit the fast-food joint across the street.

Green, please.

Thanks.

A cheeseburger. Why do I even try?

- Well, at least he wore a tie. - Liz, I'm worried.

I plan on being a worldly woman.

How can I be when Michael is trapped...

in the world of armpit farts and PlayStation?

- He's just so... - ♪♪ [Drumroll]

Ladies and gentlemen, tonight you're in for a rare treat.

A dream coming true.

You're gonna love listening to this performer.

And even though she'll never believe me, I love listening to her too.

Please welcome to the stage Miss Margarita Salt.

You know this one, right?

♪♪ [Piano]

♪♪ [Singing Ballad]

♪♪ [Continues]

We're dancing.

- ♪♪ [Continues] - There we go.

I thought, uh, you had other plans.

- I thought I did too. - [Shutter Clicking]

I don't get it. He was exactly what I was looking for from this town...

a good-looking smart-ass that...

I could just chew up and spit back out, you know?

But?

But he went to get some ice, and I went to get a cab.

[Sighs] And, so, here I am...

alone again.

God, I must be the biggest freak on the planet.

Well, I'm sorry, but that's just not true.

When you're ready for it, you'll find someone...

and you'll make him the happiest man ever.

Would you like to dance?

I'd love to.

I thought you'd be at the airport by now.

I was on my way, and then I had this weird moment.

What do you mean?

I saw this vision.

You and me jumping out of a cab...

like we'd just been married in Vegas.

That's weird.

Yeah.

It was like this...

this memory flash of something that really happened.

- [Mutters] - Max...

Uh, Max...

♪♪ [Ends]

- [Applause Continues] - [No Audible Dialogue]

[Girls Chuckling]

At 3:30 yesterday afternoon, Vice Principal McClure contacted me.

Apparently my son didn't show up for detention.

News to me.

So I called some of Kyle's friends.

Nobody knew where he was.

I made a few other inquires...

without alarming any of your parents.

I deduced that you were all missing.

By 4:30, I was in a panic!

Maybe it was a mass kidnapping or an invasion!

I knew you guys had to be in some kind of trouble...

because there was no way that you'd just take off without telling me!

We just took a little vacation.

- It was like spring break. - [Chuckles]

So you skipped school.

Missing class is excusable if it involves saving a planet.

Yours, mine, any other.

It is not acceptable if it is done in the name of underage gambling!

Is that clear?

Each one of your parents is gonna hear from me later today.

I expect you back in Roswell this afternoon. Kyle, get in the car.

- I was up 1,600. - Now!

[Scoffs]

- I'm glad I'm an orphan. - Yeah, me too.

[Valenti] Tess, don't make me come back in there!

[Clears Throat]

Are you, uh, tired?

That's the last of it.

You were, uh... You were right.

I do act like a machine sometimes.

Forget it. I probably said too much.

No, it's all right. It's, uh...

It's something I needed to hear.

You needed a friend and, uh, you got a chaperone.

I'm sorry.

I guess I feel so responsible for you...

and... and Isabel and even Tess.

Sometimes I let that get in the way of letting you all know how much...

how much you mean to me.

But without you, I'd, uh...

I'd be lost, Michael.

Whoever sent us down here was smart.

You know why?

Because they sent us together. And as long as we stick together...

- we're gonna make it. - ♪♪ [Man Singing]

Still got a couple hours to kill before the flight home.

No money.

So what do you wanna do?

I don't know. I got a couple dozen DVD's back in the hotel room.

- Yeah? - Braveheart?

How many times can you watch that thing?

I'm still trying to get an accurate body count.

I get up to about 220 and I lose track.

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