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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 1 00:00:47,920 --> 00:00:54,393 ln 1945 the United States dropped the first atomic bomb on Hiroshima. 2 00:00:56,560 --> 00:01:01,588 ln 1964 America became involved in the Vietnam War. 3 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:07,277 ln 1976 America launched the first space shuttle. 4 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:11,319 And brought it back to Earth successfully. 5 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:15,757 ln 1983 Britain went to war with Argentina over the Falkland lslands, 6 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:19,674 unleashing the horror of missile warfare. 7 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:27,193 However, none of these has anything to do with the story that follows. 8 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:31,678 Executive Producer: Cho Yan-yuk 9 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:35,717 Produced by: Sammo Hung Kam-po 10 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:39,991 Line Producers: Chen Chi-wai, Wong Pin-yiu 11 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:45,599 Assistant Producers: Cho Ken-nan, Cheung Chi-leng 12 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:51,119 Director: Sammo Hung Kam-po 13 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:17,111 Hey! 14 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:34,039 - Give me a hand. - Morning, Brother. 15 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:39,638 l cook breakfast every Wednesday morning. 16 00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:41,597 But it'll be your job from tomorrow. 17 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:45,514 So you better find out what they like. Know what l mean? 18 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:50,037 - What about drinks? - They all like Pepsi Cola! Here. 19 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:54,875 - Good morning. - Morning. 20 00:02:57,480 --> 00:02:59,198 Who wants to challenge me? 21 00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:06,594 - We all will. - Yeah! Let's see how good you are. 22 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:09,310 - Yeah. - Sure. 23 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:14,434 Watch it! 24 00:03:17,640 --> 00:03:18,834 You're soaking me! 25 00:03:18,920 --> 00:03:22,549 Watch what you say in front of those guys, understand? 26 00:03:22,640 --> 00:03:24,039 l see what you mean now. 27 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:30,111 - Did you hear the door? - Yeah. 28 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:31,872 Open the door, then! 29 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:39,710 Hi, Barbara. Nice to see you. Come in. 30 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:44,472 - Fellows, look who's here. - Barbara, how are you? 31 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:47,438 Breakfast? Aren't you ready yet? 32 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:50,239 - Ready for what? - Going to Pattaya! 33 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:53,039 When l phoned l told you, we're leaving one day earlier. 34 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:57,033 - Phone call? - Sure, Herbert took the call. 35 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:01,789 What? l didn't want you to go. 36 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:04,917 l'm leaving tomorrow, so l want you to stay with me today. 37 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:09,749 lf you can get ready in five minutes, maybe we can still make it. 38 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:13,119 Wait for me! 39 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:15,989 Barbara. See you soon? 40 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:19,594 Easy. 41 00:04:25,840 --> 00:04:29,389 Hello, l'm your guide on this tour and my name is Larry! 42 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:31,516 Nice to meet you. 43 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:33,636 Thank you for joining our tour. 44 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:35,836 Now we're going to Pattaya beach resort. 45 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:38,718 We'll be arriving there in about two hours. 46 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:41,913 Oh, no! Two hours before we get there?! 47 00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:45,990 So we'll have to put up with his gibberish for two hours. 48 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:47,229 He's very boring! 49 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:48,912 We can play games with you! 50 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:52,873 Do you want to play hide-and-seek on this bus? 51 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:55,188 Juveniles. 52 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:57,955 Don't forget your bags! We get off here. 53 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:03,750 Here we are. This way! 54 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:06,996 - lt's gorgeous! - Let's go swimming! 55 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:08,035 Yeah! 56 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:10,708 - Can you swim? - Over there, come on. 57 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:13,519 - Swimming? Let's follow them! - Let's go. 58 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:21,873 l'll put some cream on you. 59 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:24,873 - Fast Buck. - Hi! 60 00:05:25,880 --> 00:05:27,393 You can do it. 61 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:31,319 Come on! 62 00:05:34,840 --> 00:05:37,877 - Do they think l'm your girlfriend? - l guess so. 63 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:40,349 Let me confess how l feel about you. 64 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:43,398 Rawhide told me - love's such a special emotion. 65 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:45,516 Love is the ultimate feeling. 66 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:46,794 Fast Buck... 67 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:48,639 l've never loved you. 68 00:05:52,840 --> 00:05:54,193 And l never will. 69 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:57,076 This is how l feel about you. 70 00:05:57,760 --> 00:05:59,239 Last time l wanted you... 71 00:06:00,840 --> 00:06:03,479 to come with me to save Muscles's life. 72 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:07,033 That was why l said l admired you a lot. 73 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:10,117 l am sorry for... 74 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:13,072 giving you the wrong hint. 75 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:16,908 l shouldn't have said those things to you. 76 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:20,030 l hope you can forgive me for this. 77 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:22,952 Don't take it too hard. 78 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:25,110 We can still be friends. 79 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:30,276 Fast Buck? 80 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:53,116 How do girls rate men who dig a tunnel to chat them up? 81 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:57,512 We've made it! We're there, Come on, hurry! 82 00:06:57,600 --> 00:06:59,875 Are you sure we're going the right way? 83 00:06:59,960 --> 00:07:03,794 Of course! l can even feel their body heat through the sand! 84 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:07,998 lf it wasn't for you, l would've had them in my arms already. Quiet! 85 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:10,594 l'll keep quiet. Sorry! 86 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:30,516 l'll give all of you a taste of how l feel. 87 00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:45,029 Help! 88 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:47,111 lt's an earthquake. 89 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:50,274 - lt's an earthquake! - Why did it collapse? 90 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:51,634 Sorry! 91 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:57,191 What are you doing? 92 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:02,278 You fat louse, you always ruin everything! 93 00:08:04,720 --> 00:08:07,314 Hi! Having a good time, you big spenders? 94 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:09,513 We ain't big spenders. 95 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:12,076 l told the girls you're high rollers! 96 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:13,149 Why? 97 00:08:13,240 --> 00:08:17,597 Those girls want to know about you. l told them you're rich businessmen. 98 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:21,468 - Yeah, you're right. - Well, we better be loaded. 99 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:25,473 - What are you talking about? - We must be rich to pay the bill! 100 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:28,950 Shut up, you stupid boy. Sandy, put a sock in his mouth. 101 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:31,838 - Hi. - Please sit down. 102 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:33,751 We scored. 103 00:08:35,040 --> 00:08:36,155 What do you mean? 104 00:08:36,240 --> 00:08:42,793 The Dow-Jones rose and there's a new share issue, so we scored. 105 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:45,633 - Did you make any money? - No, we've got no shares. 106 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:47,836 - Order food! - Right, order some. 107 00:08:47,920 --> 00:08:51,469 You get some, we've eaten already. But the food here's no good. 108 00:08:51,560 --> 00:08:54,120 You might have had enough, but we haven't. 109 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:58,113 Order anything you like - the seafood's really good here. 110 00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:05,994 So that guy falls down. 111 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:17,714 lt's really funny. 112 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:20,360 - Miss, we... - Tell us more jokes, come on. 113 00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:21,873 Are you sure? 114 00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:23,837 - l really like your jokes. - Come on. 115 00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:25,273 OK, l'll continue. 116 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:27,590 Roundhead, l want a word with you first. 117 00:09:28,680 --> 00:09:31,114 Let me grope her when she laughs. 118 00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:39,078 Try this, a boy and his girlfriend are in the park one evening, 119 00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:40,957 the boy looks very sad. 120 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:43,952 The girl says ''why so sad? Let me make you happy.'' 121 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:45,837 He replies ''how?'' 122 00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:50,277 She whispers ''with one hand l can make you extremely happy.'' 123 00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:52,749 He thinks a while and says ''no''. 124 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:54,068 So the girl says 125 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:58,551 ''maybe with both hands l can make you forget your troubles.'' 126 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:01,757 So the boy thinks again and says ''better not.'' 127 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:04,479 So she says, ''l'm sure l can make you happy 128 00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:07,313 ''with both hands and my tongue together.'' 129 00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:10,115 He can't say no to that and she goes like... 130 00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:17,198 - You're hurting me. - So what! 131 00:10:17,280 --> 00:10:19,236 - Your turn now. - l can't tell jokes! 132 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:21,276 You don't get off that easily. 133 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:24,113 Come on, it's your turn to tell jokes. 134 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:27,476 - l want you to tell us a joke, now! - OK, l'll try. 135 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:32,757 There's a girl called Joan of Arc disguises herself and goes to war. 136 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:33,875 That's it. 137 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:35,518 lt's not funny at all. 138 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:39,554 - Jokes are supposed to be funny. - l don't know any! 139 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:42,200 Come on, tell us a joke, or l'll break your legs. 140 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:47,991 He's crying, he can't tell jokes. Let me tell you a joke. 141 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:51,550 Let's hear it, but remember, it must be short and funny. 142 00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:55,679 This dumb guy goes on his first date and forgets his pants. 143 00:10:57,760 --> 00:10:59,591 l knew you were going to do that. 144 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:04,119 - Right, pay up, we're going. - Let's go to the disco. 145 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:07,749 No way! We know your game, you've been groping us all night. 146 00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:10,035 Dancing with you? Forget it. 147 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:13,590 She's right. Thanks for the lobster, and the jokes. 148 00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:18,234 - We better go. - Yeah, while we're still friends. 149 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,199 Don't leave just yet! 150 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:24,989 - Who's gonna pay the bill? - lt's not my fault they left! 151 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:28,197 - lt is your fault! l'll beat you up. - lt's your fault. 152 00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:31,192 - Stop! - Come back here! You little... 153 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:32,269 Sir! 154 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:36,114 - Did you find the soothsayer? - Yes, sir. We'll meet you at 6am. 155 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:37,155 Good! 156 00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:40,073 - Your bill, sir. - He'll pay. 157 00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:43,797 - That guy over there. - Thank you. 158 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:57,316 This is it. You'll have to go in yourself. 159 00:11:57,400 --> 00:11:59,118 Who's gonna be my interpreter? 160 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:02,317 He speaks your language better than you. 161 00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:05,233 - So be careful with what you say. - Rubbish! 162 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:09,032 - Good luck. - You wait here for me! 163 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:12,360 - That depends. - Depends on what? 164 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,351 lt'll depend on what happens. 165 00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:17,910 lf he puts a curse on you, you'll be bleeding non-stop. 166 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,877 And my boat will be gone. 167 00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:36,158 Sir, your magic's great and l wish to learn. 168 00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:38,549 - l... - Cut it out. Cash first. 169 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:47,558 lt's foreign currency, but it's just as good. 170 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:50,359 All money is good, only men are bad. 171 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:53,113 But there is good or bad magic. 172 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:58,433 - Which one would you like to learn? - What's the difference? 173 00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:03,795 Good magic helps folks. Bad magic's the opposite. 174 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:07,509 - l'll learn bad magic, then. - Good. A wise choice. 175 00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:09,238 l'm fresh out of good magic. 176 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:11,880 Tell me, why do you wanna learn magic? 177 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:17,718 l'd say you would use it to pick up women. 178 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:19,711 Right, and their money, too! 179 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,518 At least you're honest. 180 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:26,756 l can tell just by looking at you. 181 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:33,998 - But how do you know that? - This is what they say - 182 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:37,356 he who is blind is cunning, he who is deaf is evil. 183 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:39,112 l don't fit in either of them. 184 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:43,113 l haven't finished, he who is skinny is pretentious, 185 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:46,158 he who has long chin is randy. 186 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:49,676 So l'd say you are a two-timing lecher. 187 00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:54,030 Since you're very keen, l think you'll learn it very quickly. 188 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:55,109 OK. 189 00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:56,553 Shirt off. 190 00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:59,393 Compose your thoughts, cover your waist, 191 00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:02,358 keep your eyes to the front and hold your breath. 192 00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:04,192 What? Stop breathing? 193 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:07,036 Woman, get ready. 194 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:32,196 Get up, it's over. 195 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:37,395 - That was quick. - lt's not like the old days now. 196 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:40,991 Now, think of any woman that you desire, 197 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:44,595 then stick the pin in the doll, say ''two hearts in one,'' 198 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:46,750 and she'll give herself to you. 199 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:50,672 Are you sure? Will it work? 200 00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:53,638 You can try it now. Woman! 201 00:14:57,080 --> 00:15:00,595 Two hearts in one, two hearts in one... 202 00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:10,714 - Who were you thinking of? - You, of course. 203 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:12,279 What? Are you gay? 204 00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:15,116 No way - l wanna see if it works! 205 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:16,952 You mean you don't trust me? 206 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:18,996 Not at first, but l do now! 207 00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:21,116 l did it! 208 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:29,238 - What are they talking about? - Can you hear? 209 00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:32,558 Are you sure it works? 210 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,551 Will it work on any woman? 211 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:37,712 l'm not betting on it. You better not mess it up. 212 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:40,837 And l know how to chat up women better than you. 213 00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:44,879 l agree - it could be a disaster. Bad magic, is it foolproof? 214 00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:47,394 Shut up or l'll kill you! 215 00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:52,115 Forget about him, just tell us how this works. 216 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:55,192 l use the pin, say the words and the woman's mine. 217 00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:58,989 - They're gonna try magic on us. - We'd better not go in there. 218 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:01,548 l don't think they know anything about magic. 219 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:03,039 Let's teach them a lesson. 220 00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:05,395 We'll try their magic. 221 00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:07,675 - lt might work. - Then you might score. 222 00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:09,113 You might! 223 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:16,996 Here come the girls. Open the door! 224 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:22,832 Welcome to our humble lodgings. Please come in. 225 00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:27,672 What a welcome, this must be some kind of a trap. 226 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:31,232 What have you in mind - marijuana, cocaine or brandy? 227 00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:33,197 Of course not! 228 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:36,750 - How do you know that? - Keep your mouth shut. 229 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:40,671 How do you like this little dolly? 230 00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:43,476 - lt's gorgeous! - Can l have a look? 231 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,630 Let me see! She's beautiful. 232 00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:49,597 - She looks like you! - Really? 233 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:50,874 Yeah, she does. 234 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:53,709 ls there anything special about it? 235 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:57,315 lt is special - look, there's another one here! 236 00:16:58,280 --> 00:16:59,633 He's staring at you. 237 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:04,034 Come on, we'll show you some good stuff. 238 00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:06,315 - Come on. - Look, it's over there. 239 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,914 l love you. Two hearts in one. 240 00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:11,999 The one in red. 241 00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:20,797 Honey... Darling... 242 00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:23,033 One more time. 243 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:26,311 Macho man... 244 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:27,833 Are you crazy? 245 00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:33,111 - Hold it. Have you ever been dumped? - l haven't even been in love before. 246 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:36,749 Now, you're in trouble, falling in love with me. 247 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:38,114 l love you. 248 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,634 Sandy, don't be so selfish! 249 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:43,157 Don't you dare insult him! 250 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:45,674 Stop! Don't hurt him, or l'll dump you! 251 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,478 Please don't! 252 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,191 Why am l holding you?! 253 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:54,710 - Great. - You were all over him. 254 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:56,916 - What was that? - Why didn't you stop me? 255 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,399 Let me try. 256 00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:01,835 Friends don't count when there's broads. 257 00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:04,150 - Selfish creep. - You want them all? 258 00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:05,673 - You bet. - What about me? 259 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:13,271 He's got all of them! 260 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:15,828 Take it easy. One by one. 261 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,353 Come on in. 262 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:24,433 Lucky bastard. 263 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,956 - Did you hear that? - lt works! 264 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:37,750 Well, anyone else know bad magic? 265 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:40,399 What about you? 266 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:41,993 - No, l don't know. - No? 267 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:45,073 - lt's your friend's. - lt's your friend's. 268 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:48,193 - lt's your friend's. - lt's your friend's. 269 00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:51,917 - lt's your friend's. - lt's your friend's. 270 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,070 Let's take a look. 271 00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:58,919 l'm sorry, l won't do it again - l promise! 272 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,560 l won't do it again. l swear l'll behave. 273 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,471 Are we still going for lunch? 274 00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:28,429 Yes? 275 00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:29,873 Superintendent! 276 00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:33,433 Fast Buck! 277 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:40,549 Fast Buck? 278 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:44,069 l got a call from Superintendent Cho. 279 00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:48,199 An informer has some valuable information for the department. 280 00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:50,953 - Will you give me some backup? - No way. 281 00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:54,672 Fast Buck, look at me. 282 00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:59,349 What, you wanna tell me you see only me in your eyes? 283 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:01,715 l don't. lt's not that at all. 284 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:05,349 l wanna see how a brave man like you became such a coward. 285 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:07,112 l'm not a coward. 286 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:10,715 l just don't want to be deceived or used again. 287 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:16,791 Right. When l needed some help you were the one l turned to. 288 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:19,796 l'm very disappointed. 289 00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:21,513 But l know... 290 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:25,429 even if l get killed, l'll die with no regrets. 291 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:29,919 l'll tell you something, it's one thing to help your true love, 292 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:34,079 but to help someone in return for her love is another thing. 293 00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:35,953 Understand? 294 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,912 ''Understand?'' 295 00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:09,475 Ready? 296 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:32,238 Let me. 297 00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:40,279 He's over there! Hurry! 298 00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:58,676 Where did you send the letter? 299 00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:00,637 To Hong Kong. 300 00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:02,517 Where in Hong Kong? 301 00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:09,716 Let's take him to hospital first. 302 00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:15,635 Too late, he's dead. 303 00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:19,876 At least you managed to kill him, 304 00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:22,155 though he was picked up by that boat. 305 00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:28,832 No need. My men will fix it. 306 00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:30,990 l want you to kill a man in Hong Kong. 307 00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:34,117 His name's Lau, here's some background. 308 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:37,112 And collect a registered letter from this address. 309 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:41,273 We found the receipt for the letter in the bastard's room. 310 00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:44,830 lt may contain evidence of our operation. 311 00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:47,475 We're killers, we're not postmen. 312 00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:51,758 All right, make sure you kill whoever the letter was sent to. 313 00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:56,034 That will make sure the letter is useless. 314 00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:35,631 Girls, who are you looking for? 315 00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:44,911 Sorry, l don't understand. 316 00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:51,679 You're not girls! 317 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,833 Hey, is this a kung fu lesson? 318 00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:46,959 l'm a kung fu master, maybe you'll recognise my style. 319 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,712 Let me teach you. 320 00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:52,357 Fast Buck, are they broads? 321 00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:54,158 l haven't found out. 322 00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:07,039 Good job l know how to dance, or l'd have fainted already. 323 00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:13,633 Sorry, the dance is over. 324 00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:46,513 - What's going on? - We must get back to Hong Kong. 325 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:51,037 - Really?! - Yes, and you better hurry! 326 00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,918 - The others are having a massage. - Just go get them! 327 00:28:57,480 --> 00:29:00,392 When we're together, don't you feel secure? 328 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:03,599 What's that? 329 00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:06,758 OK, it's me that feels secure. 330 00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:09,354 Cut out the nonsense and start packing. 331 00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:39,715 Be careful. Don't miss anything. 332 00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:40,994 Yes, boss. 333 00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:48,911 - Don't worry, boss. - We can handle it, boss. 334 00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:57,318 No fishing here - go away! 335 00:29:57,400 --> 00:29:59,197 OK, we're just leaving! 336 00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:52,878 Look out! 337 00:30:58,680 --> 00:30:59,908 Freeze! 338 00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:03,394 Police! 339 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,309 How many can you take with six bullets? 340 00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:14,708 Don't move! 341 00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:18,472 Freeze! What about 18 bullets? 342 00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:21,678 Do you have 18 men here? 343 00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:25,116 See? Hit the jackpot first time out together. 344 00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:28,795 You bet. Smooth as silk. No wonder they call you ''Lucky''. 345 00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:31,952 You! Don't move! 346 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,399 Don't move! 347 00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:46,595 Freeze! 348 00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:00,950 Get over there! All on that side! 349 00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:08,955 Get him! 350 00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:11,273 Hold it! Don't move! 351 00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:27,035 Come on, you'd have to be a klutz to miss from this range. 352 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:35,436 At least we'll die together. What do you say, officers? 353 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,194 Don't move! 354 00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:44,439 What now? 355 00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:46,795 Empty your guns so they're no use to them. 356 00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:03,270 - Do we have to use our fists? - Do you know how to scrap? 357 00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:08,070 - Yeah, but only two at a time. - l'll beat that, l can handle three. 358 00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:12,957 - What about the rest? - Come on, prove you can take nine. 359 00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:15,235 Get them! 360 00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:18,873 Take him! 361 00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:12,795 Freeze! Police! Don't move! 362 00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:15,435 Don't shoot, it'll go up in flames. 363 00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:17,839 Don't move, police! 364 00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:21,749 - All right, book 'em! - Yeah, come on. 365 00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:28,476 You have the right to remain silent. 366 00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:30,835 Anything you say may be used in evidence. 367 00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:33,480 Have you got anything to say? Take them away. 368 00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:34,913 Move it. 369 00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:44,680 Flowers are cheap today, cheaper than yesterday. 370 00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:47,797 Who's there? Show your lD card. Do you hear me? 371 00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:49,199 May l ask... 372 00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:53,478 No questions. Don't bother me. You're paid, so buzz off! 373 00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:57,914 l don't need whatever you're selling! 374 00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,672 Please open up, mister. 375 00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:03,949 What a beautiful voice. l wonder what she looks like? 376 00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:08,836 l told you it would work, it always does, right? 377 00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:10,990 What is it? A message for me? 378 00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:16,874 l know my rights. You need a warrant. 379 00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:21,558 Cool it, we have a warrant. Here, take a look. 380 00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:25,918 lf you like, call HQ, they'll explain. 381 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:29,151 We're from Special Branch, Hong Kong police. 382 00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:32,835 l'm lnspector Woo, and my partner, Rick. 383 00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:36,871 Sorry, must be sure. Can't tell cops from robbers these days. 384 00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:40,279 Do you live here alone? 385 00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:43,955 No, l rent a room to an opera colleague, Chi-chi Wang. 386 00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:45,837 lt's her we're looking for. 387 00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:47,638 l don't know if she's up. 388 00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:55,110 - What's wrong? - Nothing's wrong! 389 00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:58,351 She's changing - if l didn't scream she'd think l was peeping! 390 00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:00,758 l think you peep at her everyday. 391 00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:02,558 - You... - What's up? 392 00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:04,517 - Sorry. - You creep! 393 00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:07,319 - Are you Chi-chi Wang? - Yes. 394 00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:09,550 We want a word with her alone. 395 00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:12,473 So take a walk, or go and get a haircut. 396 00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:16,678 Don't give me that crap! We're like brother and sister. 397 00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:17,988 We share our problems. 398 00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:21,117 Miss Wang may be involved in a murder. 399 00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:23,555 - What? - l will take a walk. 400 00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:25,517 You can't leave now. 401 00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:31,591 - What murder did you say? - Melvin Ma was murdered in Pattaya. 402 00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:35,392 - Melvin was murdered? - That idiot! 403 00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:37,758 l wouldn't speak ill of the dead. 404 00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:41,116 l'm still a happy man, doesn't matter if he's dead or alive. 405 00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:42,758 - His death... - Shut up! 406 00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:45,593 Watch your manners. Do you want me to co-operate? 407 00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:50,079 lf you want to be co-operative, then keep your mouth shut! 408 00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:55,750 l can't! What about my bad breath? My mouth needs some ventilation. 409 00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:04,388 Miss Wang, we'd like to know if Mr Ma wrote to you recently. 410 00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:08,873 Yes, he usually sent one or two letters a week. 411 00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:10,996 But we were just friends. 412 00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:14,959 Would you show us the letters? They may hold a clue. 413 00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:17,110 All right, l'll get them for you. 414 00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:21,000 But if you want to learn about writing love letters 415 00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:23,036 a writing guide offers better value. 416 00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:24,951 Ma was absolutely disgusting! 417 00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:27,156 He described women as ashtrays, 418 00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:31,358 ''You're my ashtray, l'm a cigarette perched on your rim.'' 419 00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:34,398 ''Be patient, l'll soon drop into your arms.'' 420 00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:36,198 Don't you think that's disgusting? 421 00:39:36,720 --> 00:39:38,233 So you read her letters? 422 00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:41,033 They're all here. 423 00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:51,998 - ls this all of them? - They're all l have. 424 00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:55,032 l don't think it's arrived. 425 00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:57,554 Miss Wang, apart from us, 426 00:39:57,640 --> 00:40:01,394 there are some crooks also interested in a letter from him. 427 00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:02,549 Really?! 428 00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:07,070 l told you that Ma was up to no good. See? Now we're in trouble! 429 00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:09,230 lt's too dangerous to stay here. 430 00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:12,198 So we think you should move out. 431 00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:14,840 Move out? Where to? 432 00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:15,875 Where? 433 00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:19,396 We'll put you in a safe place. Please go and pack some clothes. 434 00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:24,996 That goes for you, too. 435 00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:29,232 No. lt's my home, l was born here. l'm not moving out. 436 00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:31,470 lf you don't, you will die here. 437 00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:33,835 What? Who'd wanna kill me? 438 00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:36,593 They don't play games. They're killers. 439 00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:39,433 They're animals, then. l can outsmart them. 440 00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:43,229 - Man is a superior creature... - Shut up and get ready. 441 00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:44,594 lt's for your own good. 442 00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:47,433 Don't you worry, l can manage! 443 00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:51,274 l've known how to take care of myself ever since my childhood. 444 00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:53,271 Johnny, haven't you packed? 445 00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:56,113 The devil himself couldn't scare me away! 446 00:40:56,200 --> 00:41:00,079 You'll be safe to stay with me here, l'll protect you. 447 00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:01,993 l think we should leave. 448 00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:06,231 No. l'll stay here, to take your calls. 449 00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:09,993 Barbara, can you two go downstairs first? 450 00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:11,798 All right, come on. 451 00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:23,634 Look, don't try using force, it won't work. 452 00:41:23,720 --> 00:41:25,392 You could get hurt. 453 00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:29,552 l'll show you how these crooks work people over. 454 00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:32,234 What, you mean guns or kung fu? 455 00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:44,989 - Are you trying to castrate Cho? - This is not castration. 456 00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:48,914 He may become impotent, or constipated, or maybe both. 457 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,958 Concentrate. This doll's Superintendent Cho. 458 00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:58,233 Checkmate. 459 00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:13,719 Let's go over there. 460 00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:19,032 How did it taste? 461 00:42:19,240 --> 00:42:22,312 You can find out yourself. Those moves don't count. 462 00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:25,995 Are you kidding? What game are you trying to play? 463 00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:29,038 Listen, you need brains to play chess. 464 00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:31,680 lf every move has to count, flip coins, then. 465 00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:34,957 - l've had enough! - What's wrong? 466 00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:36,996 Get out of the way! 467 00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:41,273 Stop staring. And stop playing with toys. 468 00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:45,755 Hide it! 469 00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:52,790 - lt's a man. - So what? 470 00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:58,509 You little bugger. 471 00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:02,835 - No! - Come back here! 472 00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:05,798 Please! Remember my foot, it's still hurting. 473 00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:08,440 - One more word...and l'll kill you! - Come on. 474 00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:12,715 - Who is it? - OK, l'll get it. 475 00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:16,031 Make it a woman! 476 00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:28,235 Sorry, Miss. Are you all right? 477 00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:32,636 - ls this... - Yes! This is the right place. 478 00:43:32,720 --> 00:43:35,439 You can even stay overnight - no problem. 479 00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:38,239 What's your name? l'm Rome, short for Romeo. 480 00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:41,517 - His real name is Rum... - My real name... 481 00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:45,876 You see? You see? 482 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,389 - A girl, look! - You're all the same. 483 00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:55,070 Barbara! We missed you! Where have you been? 484 00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:01,272 - Did l say something wrong? - No, you're just stupid. 485 00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:04,833 Can't you just shut up? 486 00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:08,112 - Come on in. - Please come in. 487 00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:17,429 Trading in the old for something new? 488 00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:20,639 What? l've never been his girlfriend. 489 00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:25,553 Only you know if it's old or new. 490 00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:30,270 lf you want to break up then do it, don't leave it up in the air. 491 00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:35,839 All right, l won't let other people use me again. 492 00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:39,117 From now on it's me for myself. Everyone else comes second. 493 00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:43,914 l didn't realise, you're actors. You sound really weird! 494 00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:48,000 l mean, normal people don't speak that way. 495 00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:50,275 Well, unless you're theatre actors. 496 00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:53,477 You don't expect me to stay with these weirdos? 497 00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:57,872 Don't worry, l once had to spend a lot of time with them myself. 498 00:44:57,960 --> 00:45:02,636 And their behaviours can make you feel like you're a real woman. 499 00:45:02,720 --> 00:45:05,280 So what are you trying to say? 500 00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:07,828 Can't you keep quiet, or l'll lock you up! 501 00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:10,912 l'd prefer that to losing my virginity! 502 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,309 What do you mean, Curly? 503 00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:16,472 Don't call me names. My name is John. 504 00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:19,358 Why are you worrying about your virginity? 505 00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:21,795 l figured that from what she said, 506 00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:25,316 your behaviours would make me feel like a real woman. 507 00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:27,038 Shouldn't l be worried, then? 508 00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:30,112 Really? So you're looking for trouble here. 509 00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:32,555 Fast Buck, where are your manners? 510 00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:36,153 That'll teach him. 511 00:45:36,240 --> 00:45:39,869 You're all educated - teach him some manners. 512 00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:43,870 Why don't we take a walk in the garden? 513 00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:48,590 - Sorry, no. - That sweet talk won't work! 514 00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:52,150 You should know how she feels about all of you. 515 00:45:52,240 --> 00:45:53,468 Shut up! 516 00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:56,279 You might stop me talking, but not thinking. 517 00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:02,473 Hold this. 518 00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:05,153 l'll shut him up. 519 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,673 They'll both have to stay here for a while. 520 00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:13,190 And...and you? 521 00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:15,553 l'm still on the case. 522 00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:19,394 l thank all of you on behalf of the police force. 523 00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:22,313 - We don't expect that! - What are friends for? 524 00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:24,675 Just something to grease the palm. 525 00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:29,151 Shut up or l'll shut you up, too. 526 00:46:29,240 --> 00:46:32,949 Since you're staying l'll show you upstairs. 527 00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:35,315 My room's the cleanest room in the house. 528 00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:37,231 lt's big enough for two. 529 00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:41,552 You can stay in Kevin's room, and he'll sleep in this living room. 530 00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:45,915 What about me? l can't be silent any more. 531 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:50,073 Don't worry, they'll find a room for you somewhere. 532 00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:54,312 l'm clean and healthy. l'm particular about where l sleep. 533 00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:56,516 l don't intend to catch the pox! 534 00:46:56,600 --> 00:47:00,957 Weren't you gonna shut him up? He's chattering like a monkey. 535 00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:04,112 Did you concentrate your thoughts on him? 536 00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:06,236 - No. - What were you thinking of? 537 00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:13,797 - That girl. - No wonder she can't speak. 538 00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:20,590 All right, having listened to you, l've reached a conclusion. 539 00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:23,240 You gentlemen are sheep in wolves' clothing. 540 00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:26,153 Horny but chicken. l think they won't hurt me. 541 00:47:26,240 --> 00:47:29,357 - Miss Wang... - lt's all right. Don't worry. 542 00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:32,557 l'll be OK. Go back to your job, l promise l'll stay. 543 00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:35,154 She's right, you'd better go. 544 00:47:35,240 --> 00:47:38,277 As a guardian of the law, your citizens need you. 545 00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:39,759 l'll go to my room. 546 00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:42,479 - l'll carry your case. - Thanks. 547 00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:43,993 You first. 548 00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:48,155 l've got to go. Anyone gonna see me out to the car? 549 00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:00,718 - Thanks a lot. - A pleasure. 550 00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:13,435 Come on! 551 00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:14,993 Here they come. 552 00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:18,759 Come on. 553 00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:25,439 One, two, three. 554 00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:30,116 - You hit me! - So what? You fat louse! 555 00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:34,113 - One more step and l'll kill you! - Come on, then! 556 00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:37,237 - You're asking for it. - You really hit me! 557 00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:39,715 Stop! 558 00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:44,920 Let go. l wanna kill the bastard. 559 00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:51,274 - Come on! - Leave him alone! Leave him alone! 560 00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:53,510 - How dare you?! - lt wasn't me! 561 00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:56,348 Let go... 562 00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:59,876 - Can you stop him, please?! - You're a dead man! 563 00:48:59,960 --> 00:49:03,191 - Stop fighting, will you? - Don't stop me! 564 00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:05,350 - Please stop! - Don't stop me. 565 00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:07,271 - lt wasn't your business! - Let go! 566 00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:10,318 - You two, stop fighting! - Come on out! 567 00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:12,675 - l'll kill you! - Stop that! Stop that. 568 00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:15,320 - Let me go! - Please stop! 569 00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:19,389 - Come on, you fat louse. - l'm gonna kill you! 570 00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:21,789 Stop fighting each other! 571 00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:23,719 No way, l won't. 572 00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:26,598 - Just put down your hands first. - Sure. 573 00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:32,873 - Stop fighting! - Stop fighting! 574 00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:39,469 - Serves you right, fatty! - My hands are too hot. 575 00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:41,353 Sorry. 576 00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:43,910 lt's none of your business! Go to hell! 577 00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:48,997 Why did you hit Sandy? 578 00:49:49,720 --> 00:49:51,358 Stop! l'll kill you! 579 00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:55,512 What's wrong? 580 00:49:57,760 --> 00:50:00,558 - You all right? - lt's blood, but l'll be all right. 581 00:50:01,240 --> 00:50:02,719 You're coughing blood! 582 00:50:03,240 --> 00:50:05,879 lt's nothing, cos this is for defending you. 583 00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:10,359 - Why did he hit you like that? - l've no idea, but l'm going to die. 584 00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:12,510 Before l die, can you do one thing for me? 585 00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:15,512 - Sure. - l've never kissed a girl before. 586 00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:17,192 Will you kiss me? 587 00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:19,596 Please?! l'm going to die. 588 00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:28,235 Coughing blood? That's my trick! What will l do, then?! 589 00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:32,029 l thought you forgot, so l did it. l still haven't kissed her yet. 590 00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:38,594 Stop fighting! l'm really scared. Why are they not soft? 591 00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:40,718 What was that?! 592 00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:43,272 You crazy sex maniacs! 593 00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:52,430 - What's going on? - Miss Wang's found a rat. 594 00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:54,795 She's trying to catch it in her room. 595 00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:58,870 Don't just stand there - help her! Chi-chi! l'm coming. 596 00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:03,189 l'll catch it! l'll protect you! 597 00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:05,308 Where... 598 00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:10,191 Women?! They're hopeless. 599 00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:22,712 More, more. 600 00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:29,672 Watch it, dummy! 601 00:51:57,360 --> 00:52:01,717 - There's a fire, help! - There's a fire! 602 00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:03,358 - lt's a stick-up. - Shut up. 603 00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:05,431 - There's a fire. - You all right? 604 00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:07,473 l'm all right. 605 00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:12,275 - How come you're all here? - We had to think of you. 606 00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:16,278 Don't waste time now. 607 00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:19,670 - We've got to find a way out. - We'll jump through the window. 608 00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:22,479 No, it's too hard, she'll hurt herself. 609 00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:25,719 What should we do? Do you have any other ideas? 610 00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:29,554 All right, this is no time for modesty - get undressed, 611 00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:31,517 we'll make a rope and climb down. 612 00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:33,949 Hurry up! 613 00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:37,792 Why aren't you...? 614 00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:42,630 lt's silk. lt won't be any good for making a rope. 615 00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:44,559 Really? Let me have a look. 616 00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:50,873 Silk is highly flammable, go and make your body and hair wet! 617 00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:54,160 Just do it! Hurry up! 618 00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:57,799 Hurry! 619 00:52:57,880 --> 00:53:00,155 - We've made it. - We've made it. 620 00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:09,229 - Have you made the rope? - Yeah, we have. 621 00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:10,594 Quick! 622 00:53:19,560 --> 00:53:23,792 - l've dropped the sheets! - How could you be so careless? 623 00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:29,916 This place is full of smoke now! 624 00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,275 Go get a wet towel to seal the door. 625 00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:34,715 - Come on, Fast Buck! - Hurry up! 626 00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:36,950 - Come on, hurry! - Hurry! 627 00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:39,235 - Hurry! - Hurry! 628 00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:41,311 There are no more towels left! 629 00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:43,755 - Now what? - Here, take this one. 630 00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:51,878 - Roundhead's fainted! - lt was too much for him. 631 00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:58,715 - Fast Buck, you're useless. - Does it work? 632 00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:00,950 The smoke is still pouring in. 633 00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:02,839 What are we gonna do? 634 00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:06,071 We might make it, if can get out from this door. 635 00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:08,230 - But l've got an idea. - What is it? 636 00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:10,038 But it can only save one person - 637 00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:13,829 lie underwater in the bath tub and use this straw to breathe. 638 00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:15,433 Not you, you coward. 639 00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:18,796 lt's not for me. We must save Miss Wang, 640 00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:20,916 Go and do what Kevin just said. 641 00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:24,356 We'll try and get out of here to find some extinguishers. 642 00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:28,872 - There's no time to hesitate. Quick! - Right? 643 00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:37,079 Go on, hurry. 644 00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:47,197 Come on, lift Roundhead. 645 00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:56,550 Miss Wang, why aren't you in the tub yet? Hurry up! 646 00:54:56,640 --> 00:54:58,471 Come on. 647 00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:01,074 Let's go. 648 00:55:01,920 --> 00:55:03,273 You first. 649 00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:10,198 We've made it this time. 650 00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:19,319 - What's that? Something's burning? - Nothing's wrong. Go back inside. 651 00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:22,353 Come on. 652 00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:17,831 - Have you put out the fire? - Not yet. lt's still burning. 653 00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:25,069 l meant... 654 00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:35,195 Help yourselves, don't wait for me. 655 00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:38,192 l should really thank you for saving my life. 656 00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:40,793 - What? - Nothing. 657 00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:42,279 Sit down, then. 658 00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:48,748 - Do you think l'm an idiot? - Of course! 659 00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:52,159 That's fine. l just wanted to make it clear. 660 00:56:52,240 --> 00:56:53,719 Sit down. 661 00:56:55,440 --> 00:56:57,032 What are you talking about? 662 00:56:57,120 --> 00:57:00,157 Nothing. Just kidding around. Tuck in. 663 00:57:00,240 --> 00:57:02,231 - Tuck in, Miss Wang. - Tuck in. 664 00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:12,075 Don't worry, l just wanna get rid of this chicken's bottom. 665 00:57:12,160 --> 00:57:14,116 Miss, you're a great cook. 666 00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:17,392 l agree. She's also beautiful and tasty. 667 00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:20,358 - What did you say? - Say that again. 668 00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:23,674 l said ''the price of houses is so low, 669 00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:26,638 ''we could save up enough to buy a new apartment.'' 670 00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:30,076 l meant to say the chicken's tough, so l ate it all. 671 00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:31,878 - All right? - What? 672 00:57:31,960 --> 00:57:33,712 - What did l say? - Nonsense. 673 00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:34,915 Guess it was. 674 00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:39,550 l heard what you said, l can't be tasty - 675 00:57:39,640 --> 00:57:42,279 it's the wrong word, but you could say my food's tasty. 676 00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:45,636 l see. You look so good l'd like to eat you. 677 00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:48,915 Roundhead, you're rambling again. 678 00:57:50,760 --> 00:57:52,113 OK, l'll get it right. 679 00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:55,272 Last night, when we saw your body, we loved it. 680 00:57:57,360 --> 00:57:58,759 He's only kidding. 681 00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:02,196 l'd like to take this opportunity to welcome you to our house. 682 00:58:02,640 --> 00:58:05,473 - Welcome! - And there'll be no more fires. 683 00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:08,711 Yeah, because we never use the same trick twice! 684 00:58:10,680 --> 00:58:13,319 l'll shut up and eat my food. 685 00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:16,110 We're going to the rehearsal after lunch. 686 00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:17,952 Anyone want to join us? 687 00:58:19,040 --> 00:58:21,474 But we wouldn't know what to do on the stage. 688 00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:24,669 Pity, there are lots of pretty girls. 689 00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:27,558 lt doesn't hurt to learn acting, does it? 690 00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:33,951 - Our jobs cost taxpayers millions. - l don't think so. 691 00:58:34,040 --> 00:58:35,393 Then you're wrong. 692 00:58:35,480 --> 00:58:39,234 Your monthly salary, rent for quarters, your gun and bullets - 693 00:58:39,320 --> 00:58:41,151 they all cost money. 694 00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:42,514 All right, carry on. 695 00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:46,752 All this money is meant to protect good citizens from crime, 696 00:58:46,840 --> 00:58:50,150 but we're doing the reverse - we're protecting criminals! 697 00:58:50,240 --> 00:58:54,438 l'm fed up with those damn cops. So-called police protection. 698 00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:57,389 l've lost $40 million because of them. 699 00:58:58,000 --> 00:58:59,672 Good job l can trust you. 700 00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:01,159 Have you sorted it out? 701 00:59:01,240 --> 00:59:04,038 All sorted. Every family, 20 grand a month. 702 00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:08,233 l'm going out, don't let the cops follow. 703 00:59:20,760 --> 00:59:21,954 Let's go. 704 01:00:13,320 --> 01:00:14,753 That's not Lau. 705 01:00:14,840 --> 01:00:18,196 lt must be. Let's take a look. 706 01:00:23,960 --> 01:00:25,234 Turn back! 707 01:01:05,560 --> 01:01:06,595 The motorbikes! 708 01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:10,196 l'm no hero, l'm a cop. One of us will get you. 709 01:03:22,760 --> 01:03:24,830 Your orders were to protect Lau, 710 01:03:24,920 --> 01:03:27,957 but he was killed right in front of you. 711 01:03:28,040 --> 01:03:31,476 We didn't see it, Chief. He was already dead. 712 01:03:31,560 --> 01:03:34,028 lt was his fault, he tried to shake us off. 713 01:03:34,120 --> 01:03:36,953 Forget it, you're off the case. 714 01:03:37,040 --> 01:03:39,759 You'll help lnspector Woo. 715 01:03:40,480 --> 01:03:43,233 Don't forget, your job is to prevent crime. 716 01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:44,799 Understood, sir. 717 01:03:49,720 --> 01:03:51,995 Amy will explain what's involved. 718 01:03:52,080 --> 01:03:55,038 l must go to rehearsals. She'll help you. 719 01:03:55,120 --> 01:03:56,348 She's pretty. 720 01:03:56,440 --> 01:03:58,510 Which group would you like to join? 721 01:03:58,600 --> 01:04:02,388 Don't join the theatre group, or you'll end up as my props! 722 01:04:03,120 --> 01:04:04,189 Theatre group! 723 01:04:04,280 --> 01:04:05,872 You'll regret it. 724 01:04:07,080 --> 01:04:11,631 Fill in these forms, you'll get your membership card next week. 725 01:04:12,680 --> 01:04:16,070 - Amy, you're so helpful. - OK, that's enough. 726 01:04:16,640 --> 01:04:18,073 Thanks, Amy. 727 01:04:23,160 --> 01:04:27,073 Sorry, Amy. l've sprained my wrist so l can't write. 728 01:04:27,160 --> 01:04:29,515 - Would you fill it in for me? - Of course. 729 01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:31,399 - Your name? - Alain. 730 01:04:31,960 --> 01:04:35,999 - Surname? - lt's Delon. Alain Delon. 731 01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:39,110 Your parents name you that? 732 01:04:39,200 --> 01:04:43,830 No, as soon as l was born the nurses called me that. 733 01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:45,478 Don't know why. 734 01:04:45,560 --> 01:04:48,552 But my friends agree the name fits me very well. 735 01:04:48,640 --> 01:04:51,871 - Really. Your birth place? - Canton. 736 01:04:51,960 --> 01:04:54,713 Canton? How do you spell that? 737 01:04:54,800 --> 01:04:58,395 You don't know how to spell Canton? Let me show you. 738 01:04:58,760 --> 01:04:59,988 OK. 739 01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:03,870 Fill in the form yourself, you stupid boy. 740 01:05:06,280 --> 01:05:10,671 Name: Rawhide lD No: B2560136 Age: 28 and 96 months 741 01:05:11,360 --> 01:05:13,032 Rawhide, your age is wrong. 742 01:05:13,120 --> 01:05:15,953 - What's wrong with it? - ''28 and 96 months''? 743 01:05:16,040 --> 01:05:18,474 - That's none of your business. - Stop. 744 01:05:24,480 --> 01:05:26,152 ''Judo Room'' 745 01:05:36,120 --> 01:05:38,315 - Let's change our clothes. - What clothes? 746 01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:39,833 - Judo kits. - So you know Judo? 747 01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:41,114 - No. - Forget it. 748 01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:43,236 - Looks like fun. - Count me out. 749 01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:44,799 Come on! 750 01:05:55,440 --> 01:05:57,237 Find a place and sit down. 751 01:06:02,240 --> 01:06:06,552 ln Judo, you defeat your opponents by using your brain, not your fists. 752 01:06:06,640 --> 01:06:08,870 Keeping the balance is the key. 753 01:06:08,960 --> 01:06:11,315 l'll do a couple of demonstrations today. 754 01:06:13,800 --> 01:06:15,756 l need a partner, any volunteers? 755 01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:19,919 Step over here. 756 01:06:20,760 --> 01:06:21,749 Me? 757 01:06:21,840 --> 01:06:24,229 You seem to be pretty tough. 758 01:06:24,320 --> 01:06:26,914 Yeah, you're absolutely right. 759 01:06:59,720 --> 01:07:02,314 You must be tired, sit down. 760 01:07:02,400 --> 01:07:04,231 Not me. On your feet. 761 01:07:05,840 --> 01:07:07,159 Very nice! 762 01:07:12,720 --> 01:07:14,790 She's fantastic. 763 01:07:14,880 --> 01:07:16,598 Who else wants a try? 764 01:07:16,680 --> 01:07:18,352 Me! 765 01:07:21,040 --> 01:07:22,712 How about the big fellow? 766 01:07:23,280 --> 01:07:25,714 Me? No, l can't. 767 01:07:25,800 --> 01:07:29,634 Let me demonstrate what's called the deflection move. 768 01:07:29,720 --> 01:07:31,915 Go on, Fast Buck, get a grope. 769 01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:33,558 No, l really can't. 770 01:07:33,640 --> 01:07:36,757 Don't worry, l'll be gentle. Come on. 771 01:07:37,120 --> 01:07:38,473 Come on. 772 01:07:43,600 --> 01:07:47,070 - Please, don't force me. - Come on. 773 01:08:04,480 --> 01:08:07,631 Sorry, l'm not used to having a girl on top. 774 01:08:10,640 --> 01:08:11,755 Sorry. 775 01:08:11,840 --> 01:08:13,353 Would anyone else like to try? 776 01:08:15,120 --> 01:08:17,759 - Please, show me how to do it! - Please, show me! 777 01:08:28,240 --> 01:08:29,673 Kevin, having fun? 778 01:08:31,360 --> 01:08:33,999 l was playing with my fingers, not much fun here. 779 01:08:34,080 --> 01:08:38,119 - Why is that? - The actors haven't arrived yet. 780 01:08:38,200 --> 01:08:39,519 Who plays the lead? 781 01:08:41,440 --> 01:08:45,194 l'm the star, but my co-star, who plays Juliet's brother 782 01:08:45,280 --> 01:08:46,918 and his men are not here yet. 783 01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:49,798 Wait no more. Forget them, we'll do it. 784 01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:53,150 You're the director, shall we begin? 785 01:08:54,520 --> 01:08:57,398 They ought to replace you. You, play Romeo? 786 01:08:57,480 --> 01:08:59,471 - Why not? - Why, yes, you fool? 787 01:08:59,560 --> 01:09:02,791 - l know it's a crazy idea... - What? 788 01:09:02,880 --> 01:09:06,429 Sorry, that's the wrong word. Not crazy, marvellous! 789 01:09:06,520 --> 01:09:11,355 l want to inject new ideas into this Shakespeare play. 790 01:09:11,440 --> 01:09:14,193 Her beauty needn't be matched by Romeo's. 791 01:09:14,280 --> 01:09:18,239 So it would give hope to a not-so-attractive audience. 792 01:09:18,320 --> 01:09:19,514 Right! 793 01:09:19,600 --> 01:09:22,751 Why don't you let us help you make this masterpiece? 794 01:09:22,840 --> 01:09:26,549 That would be great! You play Juliet's brother and his men. 795 01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:30,553 Just try to make it flow, so Romeo can improve his acting skills. 796 01:09:30,640 --> 01:09:32,756 What? So we're really props, then. 797 01:09:32,840 --> 01:09:35,912 That doesn't matter, does it? Let's start. 798 01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:39,436 OK, we'll start from where Romeo meets Juliet's brother. 799 01:09:47,480 --> 01:09:49,994 Romeo, they are coming. 800 01:09:57,920 --> 01:10:01,390 Romeo, so you do have the courage to face reality. 801 01:10:01,480 --> 01:10:04,313 Show me your... Show me your... 802 01:10:05,120 --> 01:10:07,475 - Face! - Your face. 803 01:10:07,560 --> 01:10:09,710 There's love and honesty in my face. 804 01:10:09,800 --> 01:10:12,872 Even if l had no courage that would also show in my face. 805 01:10:13,200 --> 01:10:16,875 Strike him! He's too... He's too... 806 01:10:16,960 --> 01:10:19,428 - Arrogant. - He's too arrogant! 807 01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:23,117 You can't even read, how can you be on stage? 808 01:10:23,200 --> 01:10:24,679 That's not in the script. 809 01:10:24,760 --> 01:10:27,228 Of course, it's not in the script. 810 01:10:27,320 --> 01:10:29,550 l said it because you're all hopeless. 811 01:10:29,640 --> 01:10:32,677 They're illiterate, how can we do this? 812 01:10:33,120 --> 01:10:36,192 Why can't illiterates be actors? Do you know all the words? 813 01:10:36,280 --> 01:10:38,953 Not all of them, but most of them. 814 01:10:39,040 --> 01:10:41,873 Do you know the word for night soil and water? 815 01:10:44,440 --> 01:10:45,475 You don't know? 816 01:10:45,560 --> 01:10:46,993 Fertiliser. 817 01:10:47,080 --> 01:10:50,390 Stuff your face with it. There's a shorter word for it. 818 01:10:50,480 --> 01:10:53,438 This is a very easy word, and you don't know it. 819 01:10:53,560 --> 01:10:55,869 l tell you, it doesn't even exist. 820 01:10:55,960 --> 01:10:59,430 Forget it. Let's get on with Romeo and Juliet. 821 01:10:59,520 --> 01:11:03,115 Look, it's a rehearsal, and we offered to fill in. 822 01:11:03,200 --> 01:11:06,078 lf we blow the lines, just ignore them, right? 823 01:11:06,160 --> 01:11:07,593 Good idea! 824 01:11:08,400 --> 01:11:09,913 Let's continue, then. 825 01:11:11,200 --> 01:11:13,350 - Where were we? - Who's next? 826 01:11:14,160 --> 01:11:15,354 He's too arrogant. 827 01:11:15,440 --> 01:11:18,591 l beg you, brother, please don't fight him. 828 01:11:18,680 --> 01:11:20,830 lf he's hurt, l'll suffer as much as he. 829 01:11:20,920 --> 01:11:26,153 Juliet, fear not! For your love l'd gladly die. 830 01:11:26,760 --> 01:11:29,228 - Romeo. - Juliet. 831 01:11:29,320 --> 01:11:33,711 Juliet, l am the leader of the Capulets. 832 01:11:33,800 --> 01:11:37,873 l cannot bear to see you fall in love with a demon. 833 01:11:38,760 --> 01:11:44,039 Look at me, this face is so twisted with worry. 834 01:11:45,480 --> 01:11:48,233 Romeo is not a demon, he's not! 835 01:11:48,320 --> 01:11:50,197 He is the devil's brother! 836 01:11:50,280 --> 01:11:52,555 Right! Kill him! Kill the swine! 837 01:11:58,880 --> 01:12:01,553 l can't take it any more. 838 01:12:02,760 --> 01:12:03,875 Juliet. 839 01:12:04,440 --> 01:12:07,113 Romeo, you should be holding her! 840 01:12:07,200 --> 01:12:09,919 lf you don't wanna do that, we can do it. 841 01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:11,718 - Yeah! - Are you gay? 842 01:12:11,800 --> 01:12:13,870 Even gays don't treat a girl like that. 843 01:12:13,960 --> 01:12:16,599 Say it to him, not me! 844 01:12:16,680 --> 01:12:20,992 - Sorry. - You're sorry? Are you really? 845 01:12:21,960 --> 01:12:23,234 What are you doing? 846 01:12:23,320 --> 01:12:26,995 lt's these glasses. l'll go home to get my contact lenses. 847 01:12:27,080 --> 01:12:29,958 You're Romeo, not Zatoichi the blind swordsman! 848 01:12:30,040 --> 01:12:31,439 - Right? - Right. 849 01:12:31,920 --> 01:12:35,390 lf wasn't for art l wouldn't be with you Philistines! 850 01:12:40,800 --> 01:12:42,313 - Your coffee. - Thanks. 851 01:12:56,000 --> 01:12:58,673 - l've got a letter for Miss Wang. - That's me. 852 01:12:58,760 --> 01:13:01,558 - Miss Chi-chi Wang? - That's right. 853 01:13:01,640 --> 01:13:02,709 Sign here. 854 01:13:13,120 --> 01:13:15,918 - Who's the letter for? - Me, of course. 855 01:13:16,720 --> 01:13:18,278 Didn't mean to be nosy. 856 01:13:27,560 --> 01:13:29,869 - Why are you back? - For my contact lenses. 857 01:13:29,960 --> 01:13:32,713 No need to shout. Who's the letter for? 858 01:13:34,120 --> 01:13:38,352 - Shut up, or l'll kick you out. - Really? Go on, kick me out! 859 01:13:40,560 --> 01:13:42,471 lt's two blank sheets of paper. 860 01:13:44,360 --> 01:13:46,874 You didn't kick me out, l'm still here. 861 01:13:46,960 --> 01:13:48,188 Piss off! 862 01:13:51,200 --> 01:13:54,397 lt's blood, you bastard! Maybe you can make me bleed, 863 01:13:54,480 --> 01:13:57,392 but you can never get me out of here with one kick. 864 01:13:57,480 --> 01:14:00,074 When l was about to shoot, someone came in. 865 01:14:29,200 --> 01:14:30,997 Rick, are you all right? 866 01:14:31,480 --> 01:14:34,233 - A suspicious postman just left. - Really? 867 01:14:34,840 --> 01:14:37,718 - Where is he? - l couldn't find him. 868 01:14:38,920 --> 01:14:40,433 Let's go upstairs first. 869 01:15:03,080 --> 01:15:04,274 May l help you, sir? 870 01:15:07,360 --> 01:15:08,634 Where is the toilet? 871 01:15:08,720 --> 01:15:10,517 - To your right. - Thank you. 872 01:15:12,120 --> 01:15:13,075 Hello? 873 01:16:27,200 --> 01:16:28,519 Anyone there? 874 01:17:38,400 --> 01:17:41,358 You sure? He pointed a gun at you in the toilet? 875 01:17:41,440 --> 01:17:43,635 Yes, it was a real gun. 876 01:17:43,720 --> 01:17:45,039 Did he do anything? 877 01:17:45,120 --> 01:17:48,078 She could've been raped and killed by him! 878 01:17:48,160 --> 01:17:49,434 Let's take a look. 879 01:17:49,520 --> 01:17:51,033 lt's the ladies toilet. 880 01:17:51,120 --> 01:17:54,237 - That's why we have to take a look. - l get it. 881 01:17:57,760 --> 01:17:59,113 What's your hurry? 882 01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:04,592 That's him. 883 01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:06,671 Careful, he might have a gun. 884 01:18:06,760 --> 01:18:08,432 So you are not blind! (Speaking Japanese) 885 01:18:08,520 --> 01:18:10,715 - What did he say? - lt's Japanese. 886 01:18:16,320 --> 01:18:17,912 Freeze! 887 01:18:33,240 --> 01:18:34,673 Hurry, hurry... 888 01:18:37,400 --> 01:18:40,039 We've got to save Roundhead, somehow. 889 01:18:40,480 --> 01:18:42,630 - How? - Distract the guy's attention. 890 01:18:42,720 --> 01:18:44,199 That's right. Try it. 891 01:18:44,280 --> 01:18:45,315 All right. 892 01:18:46,760 --> 01:18:47,715 Hello there! (Speaking Japanese) 893 01:18:50,720 --> 01:18:52,597 l just tried. lt didn't work. 894 01:19:08,120 --> 01:19:09,951 He's out of bullets! 895 01:19:42,840 --> 01:19:44,273 Hold it! 896 01:19:44,800 --> 01:19:46,233 Police! Down, everyone! 897 01:20:01,000 --> 01:20:03,195 l know you're out of ammo - so give up. 898 01:21:10,680 --> 01:21:12,238 Muscles is wounded. 899 01:21:12,320 --> 01:21:14,470 - What do we do? - Help him. 900 01:21:14,560 --> 01:21:16,994 - l can't, they have guns. - Don't worry. 901 01:21:35,600 --> 01:21:36,919 Go on, get him! 902 01:22:33,600 --> 01:22:35,318 No, l'll be OK! 903 01:22:46,560 --> 01:22:47,959 l'm OK. lt's only blood. 904 01:22:58,560 --> 01:22:59,834 Painful? 905 01:23:36,320 --> 01:23:38,038 lt doesn't hurt at all. 906 01:23:38,120 --> 01:23:40,190 Because my whole damn body is numb. 907 01:25:20,040 --> 01:25:21,917 Wonderful! Great! Super! 908 01:25:22,000 --> 01:25:24,992 - Who's the smart-ass that pushed me? - l didn't. 909 01:25:25,080 --> 01:25:27,435 You help Muscles. We'll get the other guy. 910 01:25:27,520 --> 01:25:29,158 We'll get the other guy. 911 01:25:29,240 --> 01:25:30,275 Come on! 912 01:26:14,840 --> 01:26:15,989 He's still alive. 913 01:26:16,080 --> 01:26:18,992 - Fast Buck, forget the manners! - Beat him up! 914 01:26:19,080 --> 01:26:20,274 Get him! 915 01:28:07,520 --> 01:28:09,397 Fast Buck, thanks a lot. 916 01:28:09,480 --> 01:28:10,629 You're welcome. 917 01:28:11,480 --> 01:28:12,879 Are you all right? 918 01:28:14,640 --> 01:28:16,915 - lt's OK. - Are you all right? 919 01:28:17,000 --> 01:28:19,070 Let me lock those guys up first. 920 01:28:19,880 --> 01:28:22,314 Let me! l'll do it! l can do it! 921 01:28:22,560 --> 01:28:23,356 Move it! 922 01:28:28,000 --> 01:28:30,468 - l don't believe it! - l don't believe it! 923 01:28:31,560 --> 01:28:34,438 - l don't believe it. - l don't believe it. 924 01:28:35,240 --> 01:28:37,470 - l don't believe it. - l don't believe it. 925 01:28:37,840 --> 01:28:42,356 - l don't believe this. - l can't believe it. 926 01:28:44,360 --> 01:28:47,591 - l don't believe it. - l don't believe it! 927 01:30:53,200 --> 01:30:54,269 Subtitles by European Captioning lnstitute 928 01:30:55,269 --> 01:31:05,269 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 69564

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