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[Music] [Music] the problem was that the music that we were listening to didn't quite have the climax right where we wanted the climax for our own personal masturbation so we decided to do with write the songs that had the climax in the right positions for us depending on what day we were jerking on but if you were to carry around a jar of cayenne pepper I suppose it would work just as well you know hello my name is MJ Keenan oh you can call me sir the ministry had never formed what would ALG what would I be doing I just kind of pictured this really grumpy elementary school teacher no way really I read an interview with you and you said that like chewing gum pop and pointless music like Britney Spears and stuff like that is only to fill a gap do you think this gap is now filled and that it's time for you to come back and to bring back good music what do you think I think that I did too much acid in high school and can't remember what I said in 2001 I'm just gonna say for the record yes okay happy my nuts I think that's from the letter B rock album which is one of my favorite favorite songs off that album you you weren't a big a CDs [ __ ] four-on-the-floor man got a 350 four-barrel carb Holmes I don't I don't know how he's my mechanic anyway ac/dc dog-eat-dog where do you see my Stilson sprocket Jim long meat ring lord help us you have mouth for 10,000 days by it so I can afford waffles yeah man what I don't know how that relates to this next videos about as far as you could get from that as possible but uh yeah I really don't like like clam nettle I mean when people call us metal I kind of go I feel like taking a bath Chris Haskett from the Rollins band told taught me how to discourage that when someone comes up to me and says uh cuz he always the first question the asses well yours your guitar and he taught me to say it's a 94 [ __ ] Oh let's walk away private gated why did you join the Corps to study sculpture sir get the hell out of my barracks um yeah pretty much dead on [Applause] [Music] [Music] thanks for coming out piss off I met Steven Spielberg and is really short I was like oh my god some people have said you know you can like a Lord of the Rings trilogy quicker and you can create a tool album is that a deliberate ploy my wife at Star Wars films as well yeah oh and you know the police academy movies could be created before we say a tool record does it just take that long to get it right yeah but it's a lot cheaper I met Maynard through a friend from high school and we started to Vidia a you have attempted as a band to do an instrumental record well I would kind of leave me out of it yeah well in terms of not having lyrics I like Scandinavia [Music] [Applause] [Music] I think it was Jupiter recently got hit with her a comment or something and apparently they didn't thinking it was going to happen but today the news it turns out that Jupiter completely disintegrated it's no longer there just willing to match [Applause] with astrology or not but I think Sagittarius is the sign associated with Jupiter so all of you people that are Sagittarius are going to slowly disappear the Humane Society of a cold for a look at Adam Jones's place some stuff in the backyard or in the actual house that could be terrifying could be not a Liberty to say no would it be fair to say that the human body or Donna we are ready to go on cribs or any ship I cannot throw it I have something I really need to get off my chest to name for it I think I need to say doesn't share it with you because feel that if that concern people oh I can set the other but the children Apollo 11 it was like no the revolution what do you think easier inspire [Music] [Applause] do your songs take on new meaning for you as time goes on do your songs take on new meaning for you as time goes on [Music] [Applause] [Music] contestant number two food shelter or sex sex definitely estrogen wasn't kind of teaching [Applause] as soon as the operation goes through the magic my mood swings will stabilize it's out there you make your own interpretations and there's people gonna go yeah it's Prague it's metal it's grunge its industrial it's it's rock you know they they're all together and you get munch yeah so we're much [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] hand our presents we should have changed a good Arizona the best gig we've ever done I was helping like when they would ask you then president I thought that the request got through and now I realized it's all just Viacom and Walmart they're the ones who demands loose missus over with we're just wondering what are you [Music] we don't doubt that no one is Gareth at I am I read Americans scream the Bill Hicks bio and Europe you're in it you tried stand up for a while No [Applause] what is the talking right before cold that's the talking this is mater the talking right before clear that ugly is uh is probably some kind of it's triggering a pathway progression there's no talking before carbon are green you need to go see a therapist I don't know Danny got another one you know what that might be I don't [ __ ] with that peyote I've never [ __ ] with peyote I've heard mixed mixed reviews hey you know maybe maybe I had a bald friend who had a good experience on him oh yeah did he look like you a little bit not then there's also thing I like about is like we've had drug experiences I've read about some crickets yes I've never taken drugs in my life [Applause] so are you are you people that I'm supposed to hold responsible for that creature of Morrisey who's to blame for that [ __ ] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] Manchester this past October opportunity to spend some quality time in my hotel room very necessary to interrogate them because I had some suspicions so after [ __ ] his ass and punching him at the back of the head [Applause] Molly messed up [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] I made that story up about Mars a [Music] you guys always gonna also gonna play on the ping pong place for Harlan what can you expect there circus clowns did you ever play with any of that kind of psychedelic stuff never never never yes um we just kind of we kind of pulled the secret manoeuvre none of them really did like a process of communication there's a whole band dedicated to the idea it's called Circle Jerks they all just got naked and worked it out not to always back Aaron can't you anything like New Zealanders do but have you seen Flight of the Conchords at all you know somebody just today imagined that I should check it out I'm sorry - mom dad Benatar oh my god I stood jerk off for hours looking at her album cover we take our work seriously we just don't take ourselves seriously no how do you feel about it I'm shortening is I have nothing to say this is a tough thing to do I'm not not doing very well with it why were you talking about my throat is this toast it's not doing well right - because you're older now or yeah absolutely Riki even you've been a winder will never hear you will never admit that how do you know then it's it's there you've recorded it your hair stands on what about censorship that's the one video that we as you can see here I've been censored we got our anti censorship videos and stuff so give it up can't win music huh all the time see people are free yeah but where we [ __ ] do we have a parental guidance stickers over our items we thought it was nice we thought that was very funny [Music] [Music] one of my favorite [ __ ] teens I almost forgot this is you some guy jumped onstage you hip tossed him and then took his back and continued to look like he's ready for ya you got it yeah it's all right now what was that about what was going on there I mean you obviously didn't hurt him so you sensed it he was friendly yeah was uh was my stage so you just held them I ain't yeah the back control I had to wrap the cord around and I'm you know the big question on everyone's lips is when's the new album obviously it's going to be out later in the year and you do you just go into like massive jam sessions and main art goes all right boys you're in here you're locked in this room for four hours let's play yeah this one's gonna be called 50,000 days 50,000 days the follow up to 10,000 days 2006 is there is there any kind of tentative titles for any of the tracks that you've been discussing those 50,000 days thank you very much for coming out Graham I got me this a car air fresheners gives you that new car smell there must be honest love you [ __ ] [Applause] [Music] for [Music] yourself [Music] [Music] [Applause] so what they do is they found the best place to find this is it your colon so they do is they shoot hot water up your ass and you blow it out - no Cup and it kind of settles down and it kind of read out like tree rings if you're trained psychoanalysis combination high colonics you can tell your entire emotional background for your own poop shape [Music] okay so this is the last time [Applause] before the next one the Lord Almighty says I wish you I will strip you naked they should see you see you in all your shame [Music] what God is trying to say here is that we are are too many clothes [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] California [Applause] you just gotta jail [Applause] did you as far far reaching implications for all these band members to the point of the braces if I could not do this without you [Music] thank a benign knows our dance remix version [Music] thank you good night [Music] yesterday I'm gonna do that with this we don't want to so this is my last song because we're not a jukebox we're going to play the song that's on the list rather than one you're yelling at [Applause] [Music] [Applause] something's on paper view [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Oh [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] 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