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[Music]
i was just a girl from music school
kind of a dork like everyone else
at school i met mal and ben he became
best friends bandmates a songwriting
trio my tribe
now we live together and make music
together in a cool house in malibu mel's
uncle loaned it to us for the summer i
really love it here
they were living the dream
but wait i'm getting ahead of myself
now
it's time to jam
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[Music]
that might be the single
that was orgasmic uh yeah yeah i think
it sounded great let me just work on
some harmonies
we all got day jobs ben worked for mr
morton our weird neighbor doing sound
design melanie was producing at a rock
label and i was well
waitressing and auditioning of course
and now that i was living in la there
were endless weddings baby showers and
family get-togethers
okay
okay
excited for the big family weekend
hell now
well they love you and so do we
love you
oh it's very
hi barry
yes
i know
i didn't forget to triple red eye lattes
bagels and advil i'm on my way bye
yeah
hi
what the label loves our demo yes they
want five more songs but
full mix is not garage band demos how
are we ever going to afford this uh
would big barry let us mix at night
doubt it
what are we talking like 10
20. no it's right 30 40 000.
this label is amazing
hey hey we'll get another shot uh do you
mind feeding max tonight i might be out
late uh work or
hot date maybe both oh another lead
guitarist kind of dude no maybe the bass
player for the silicon beaches vanessa
lee
oh dude she's smoking hot what else i
only date guys under 30 or female
rockers on tour of no strings yeah
flawless plan i must say
hey ben
when my uncle sells this house free
rent's over
we have to make this demo
we have to find the money
mel worked as a studio engineer for one
of the best rock labels in hollywood but
her boss gave a whole new meaning to the
word jerk
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do i want to pump this up um yeah
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all right i'm gonna take five
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good luck
hey barry i was wondering if i could
talk to you about something if i'm in
the next blockheads yet you got good
ears kid that's what i pay you for
but actually that's not what i wanted to
talk to you about i was wondering if
maybe we could use your studio just for
a few nights what
you mixing in my studio
mel i got news for you we got eight
bands with new albums they got to finish
we'll talk about you in the studio when
things slow down
next summer maybe call me saturday by 9
a.m with notes on those
and take those morons out on the town
limos bottle service whatever just make
sure they bring us the next album yeah
sure
sorry
oops
excuse me
sorry
um
ready to impress darling yeah i thought
they wanted a soprano there's like 50
guys here
do they ever know what they want
do they
baby
do they buy that forgot this
alejandra martin
soprano
i see here you went to juilliard
impressive but what's your instrument
violin mostly and voice
violin handy
tina cue up the spot
shining clean
that's what it means
washing those jeans to the shiny
and
clean
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nice job we'll let you know
another audition bombed thank god i had
my friend stephen to help cheer me up
he was always bailing me out
and ben worked for our neighbor at a
video gaming company he was a little odd
too
oh
like he just rolled out of bed big guy
not exactly dude it's all over your face
you and the roommates going at it 24 7.
rob seriously it's not like i take it
from a married guy
don't ever get hitched keep on doing the
dream team boom
soldier oh
958 seconds you are linked sir i uh at
ease son
so um how's the booby trap sound effects
going look we need big boobies and i
mean big yeah uh be done today at a boy
say that
how does it all work with you and those
girls
work yeah you know like i mean
any jealousy are there any rules uh
rules yeah
i get it
mom's the word right
mom's the word sir i i need to get back
to this so well you keep up the good
work all right and you say hello to
those gals from me
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while i was dealing with my life i had
forgotten something very important
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oh how was your date with vanessa she
play your drums she wanted to do
something romantic i know like dinner
yuck
so i went out with nick the label rep
instead oh
and he's turning 31.
who knew
i had to end it
ellie would kill you if she saw you
doing that
so julie's babies party is at two you're
gonna come right
uh yeah sure
today's a day isn't it
yeah
one year later
one
shitty drunk driver
well
i'll stay home
we'll hang no no no i'm okay
really
come to julie's maybe
it's probably better if you're around
people hey mel if you become a big-time
music producer you wouldn't leave us
would you
angie
no matter what happens
we'll always be together you me and ally
we're family now
today was the day ben's parents died
head-on car crash so awful
i should have remembered i should have
been there for him
we're band-mates
you just don't forget that kind of stuff
hello everyone i'm cassie i'll be taking
over from milo today this is an advanced
class so i hope you're all ready to work
alright let's get started
arms above your head
back foot at a 45 degree angle hands
together
and look to the sky
veer bhadrasana two
warrior two pose
open up
adjust your foot back
now squeeze your glutes
and lift your abdomen
arms up above your head that's it
now breathe
now release into gravity with happy baby
this open chakras releases tension and
heightens sexual awareness a little
wider
that's it perfect thanks
hey
you have amazing potential you're
kidding
no not at all you just need to clear
your mind a little bit
it's nice to meet you um cassie i'm
cassie i'm melanie hi
all right well i hope to see you in
class again okay
i mean yeah yeah sure totally
well nice to meet you melanie
so i met the most amazing girl today oh
so you ready to settle down now get a
little condo in west hollywood just what
happened to no strings okay really
hi cutie
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okay so you two would make a really cute
couple when you get married very funny
you know you're my favorite cousin right
huh you know i'm serious right yeah i am
getting a beard you
i'll have a soda water please
breakfast order double vodka honey
ah thank you it's getting so big
yeah
okay he's a total catch you've got to
admit it
yeah thanks for the tip you know he's my
roommate right uh did you see his butt
from those blue eyes come on you ever
think about having kids maybe
i don't know why are you asking me all
this weird because you've got to
settle down look guy or girl you just
gotta take plunge girls are even crazier
than guys in l.a oh really so who are
you seeing nobody you know you could try
dating somebody with a day job instead
of an amp in a van just saying i love
what i do
besides since you and paul got married
you guys have been like building an
empire uh you don't think we did this
all on our own god no thank you ben no
we got help from the trust fund trust
fund which has fun
yours mine and your sisters
the myrna rothman trust fund
every female in the family inherits a
piece and when she gets married she gets
to do whatever she wants with it she
gets to invest or
uh travel
party donate
i know that was just a myth so did i
until the check showed up who's mirna
she's our great grandmother she wanted
all the rothman girls to have a little
nest egg
and the trust paid for all of this
yeah put a down payment on the house
launched our catering business oh and it
got us a part-time nanny so myrna's
husband made bazillions in the
prophylactic business uh just out of
curiosity how much do you girls get for
uh
i'm not well after taxes about 450 000
give or take 450
this myrna sounds great
i've always liked independent women
oh um and mel for the foreseeable future
you know the trust only works if you get
married to a guy so just find a man that
you like and get married
otherwise you're gonna end up working
for someone for the rest of your life
just doesn't seem right
what do you mean right you deserve it
get married
get the money
while they were at julie's i left my
family early i had some news of my own
hey you're back early uh yeah i uh i
kind of had to leave
i did a terrible thing
yeah oscar is so not for me
old-fashioned conservative he's not some
flashy la guy oscar is
husband material he loves his family
owns a great business plus he and your
dad watch football like all the time
what and he's hot
he gives me
night sweats every time i look at him
oh i better go check on my husband yeah
you do that
ally
hi oscar how are you
good hi
how are you
fine
you look
beautiful
come on i want to hear everything about
l.a let me get you a drink
i did my part now it's up to oscar
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uh it's good to have you all
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just like old times
yeah
now it feels good
being here oscar was one of those great
guys so handsome sweet and totally not
right for me abby
i know we did it in high school when she
almost seemed like a million years ago
i've always left it here
there's just been one person missing
ask you please i love you
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i've always loved you
ally
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will you marry me
i promise i'll make you happy
please say this
my career was important and i didn't
just want babies and family barbecues
uh
is that a yes
he's so dependable volvos are dependable
i want a man that i'm crazy about love
grows yeah
oscar is a good man
yes and he will make someone else very
happy
just give me one good reason why you
won't marry him because and then i told
my mom the biggest lie of my almost
adult life because mom i'm engaged
what
darling
why didn't you say so
my high school boyfriend proposed and my
whole family was pressuring me
i just saw my whole life unfolding you
know babies diapers
so
so many diapers
so you said you were getting married
yes yes i lied i totally la la la lied
and they were so
happy
yeah but wait married to who
no freaking way
oh my goodness his name just popped into
my head i swear i need to call my family
i i'm going to need a drink first
we've got to do something we no no no
there's no we here you're the fiance
come on look she's a mess mel
oh god
every second marrying ben almost sounded
good yeah that's what julian said
wait
i'm kidding
i'm not
no let's get married huh what who you me
mel there's three of us we just found
out that if i get married i inherit a
bunch of money from a family trust fund
450 000 just for getting hitched to a
guy that
oh my god mel is this true
girls
this is the answer
two brides
one group you've been spending way too
much time talking to chris about his
three-way lesbian fantasies i told you
we're just not into it
no
uh but wait a second
i kind of want to hear this little
scheme you have one minute then okay uh
so first mel tells her family that
after years of friendship she and i fell
in love and eloped mel gets the trust
money produces a kick-ass demo and we
are on our way i'm talking grammys
multi-platinum albums okay keep talking
especially about that grammy part uh
okay so then ally and i we have a big
wedding i'm talking grandma uh the
cousins
bet your mom already put a wedding
announcement in the paper
listen
ladies
the trust money
will let us stay together and work on
our music
me and my bandmates
you just happen to be my two beautiful
brothers oh my god this so is your
lesbian fantasy no no no it is a career
move
for all of us so you're saying you would
actually go through a real wedding it's
one weekend then back to normal
normal
right
i don't know my parents would figure it
out we'll be married before they can say
mazeltov mel
this is your chance okay produce a hit
record make it in the big time yeah
maybe work with
pharrell ben wait what do you get out of
all this
uh if the record's a hit i get to quit
my day job
and you know we get to
stay together
us this
little family of ours
i want that
you know we already raise a dog and
share a netflix account come on our odds
are better than most couples we're not a
couple we're treated yes semantics are
we gonna do this um
you're crazy but i'm in
allie
forgive me god
i'm in
so that was it the double wedding plan
was in motion
except we forgot about one new person in
the mix
cassie
hey
well i guess i didn't scare you off no
i've been trying to make it every day
have you wait did you go to my eight
o'clock
i'm sorry i switched it to 10. oh yeah
yeah you weren't there yeah
oh
sorry oh i got it
okay you live on ocean i live on dune oh
my oh hey neighbor
we should hang out sometime sure yeah
i'd like that um do you like biking i
love hiking love love love it
well i meant biking but uh actually
why don't you come over my place tonight
for a barbecue yeah milo's having some
people over
oh milo yeah he's moving to costa rica
for a year to teach so uh some friends
are throwing him a little going away oh
he's moving bummer
uh yeah i'd love to come all right cool
well i probably should mention um my
friends are
hardcore vegetarians
love hardcore vegetarians yeah
all right cool well
i'll see you later then
see you
mel was submitting
mel dating your yogi oh shanti
so listen mal
try not to talk too much about work okay
think two-way conversation all right
just make her laugh that's what women
want
what seriously as if you know what women
want no no women like to be listened to
duh everybody likes to be listened to no
show her you have some opinions what
have you ever listened to a woman wha
what what do you mean okay why don't you
guys stop bringing your issues into my
date okay i'm just going to a
vegetarian possibly semi-lesbian
barbecue okay no big deal
he doesn't know the first thing about
women
no it's off with the scarf hmm the hair
let's loosen this up
they're hot how the hell do you do that
it's in the gene's sister we're not
talking old navy
everybody
she's here
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hi
come on in
cassie this is ben and ally my roommates
hi hello nice to meet you hi i'm ben oh
hi great earrings hey where are you from
mel says you teach yoga oh can i get you
a beer how long have you lived in malibu
are you wearing narciso rodriguez
um
i'm actually from san francisco a beer
no thanks i teach ashtanga yoga and yes
i am wearing narcisso
okay
ready bye yeah
ladies
hi listen we're um we're having a little
get-together tonight in our our place
and we were hoping you and your friend
would be friendly and and join us maybe
some other time thank you though
if you change your mind we're here as in
um
right here
friendly neighbors
yeah
you have no idea
such a cute couple
maybe cassie can be our bridesmaid
so we've got drinks inside food's over
there yes and um everything's totally
vegan oh thank goodness
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good to see you how are you i'm good
great actually you look good you look
happy i am what can i get you i'm gonna
do two white wines maybe come on it's a
saturday
birthday
yes kind of nervous
you can say that
listen i make a mean skinny margarita
okay how about a tequila float i highly
recommend all right i feel like i'm on
vacation
here's to a little first date good luck
okay these are beautiful
okay love i'll see you in a bit bye
while mel was busy falling in love she
was forgetting we had two
weddings to plan but who can blame her
who wouldn't love cassie she was pretty
damn hot i'm really glad we did this
yeah me too
i had a really good time
um
i'd love to
do it again i mean hang out if
you i would love that
you're coming home with me okay
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i'm so glad you came with me today
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i really really like you
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meanwhile ben and i were still in our
post-college platonic romance
ellie listen this is new
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touch
open up
and dead heart
i always got you out of love
so you glide
and you hide
and believe that's who you
are
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that's nice
i like that yeah
nice 18-hour barbecue
yes we had a great time
and no you may not ask any questions hey
you see the deal
that is so not any of your business yeah
we totally hooked up
so you did
yeah and it was amazing clearly you
followed my advice your advice
you know what i'll tell you something
you are so full of you know nothing
about this hannah i'm full of it yes
really
of course
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now it was time to make our bond legit
off to find our wedding rings
let's find one we all like
done come here you're in on this too
sure
oh that's nice allie look oh my god
that's gorgeous
how about we just get something fake
who's gonna know the difference my
family's already upset about the rushed
wedding you know least we can do is get
a decent rink guys give me some slack
that's tough being the only groom you
cannot have a romantic bone in your body
is that any way to talk to your fiance
excuse me um can we see uh these two
absolutely lovely choices
so what is your return policy on wedding
rings well we sincerely hope all of our
matches are made in heaven
but you have six weeks for a change of
heart full refund sweetie oh my god now
that fits try it on
well you two make a beautiful couple but
no no no we're uh we're just roommates
oh you don't have to hide your love here
sweetie no diamonds are forever we
believe in tying the knot
making a commitment is a wonderful thing
as long as you do it with diamonds
matching tattoos would be a lot cheaper
this is so expensive no
wow that that is nice
okay how about we split this on three
credit cards you guys okay with that
yeah sure all right well i'll just go
wrap these up for the three of you
i'll be right back
we have the seating charts the caterer
music flowers bartender
uh menus oh thank god we're skipping a
bachelorette
sweetie if you want a bachelorette we
can throw you a bachelorette no
here you go sure okay
may i just say again you're a beautiful
couple
and if that's your sperm donor
handsome devil
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great news about the demo man you're an
artiste it's a gift from josh it's gonna
be great to get back in the studio now
that you and uh ally are getting married
sally giving it to you bro we're like
brother and sister seriously really
nothing's going on you're
haven't you ever had a platonic
relationship with a woman with a woman
yeah with a baby like ally dude no way
just couldn't work it'd be a waste
she's definitely a cool girl i mean
she's beautiful she's smart
and that body is just sick
i've even created my own mantra for her
dude ali ali ali om
tr
you wouldn't care if i asked her out
right
wait
you want to ask ally out
yeah maybe like on a date like food
beverage music maybe even some wheat
like a nice date what's the problem
what's the problem what are you thinking
i'm thinking she's hot and i'm not
interested in being her platonic buddy
that's your job dude look forget it okay
you guys
never work
uh aly's a lesbian by the way yeah she
just told me freaking kidding me yeah
tragic but it's her choice
we gotta respect that
oh so the next morning i got a package
my mother's wedding dress she sent it
it was all getting very real
dress rehearsal time mel and ben were
waiting to see me in it
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marrying ben my ex-boyfriend who cheated
on me
i was nervous as hell
who wouldn't be
anyway we had to go through with the
plan
so
do i look like a real bride
you look incredibly beautiful
wow
yeah you do
what
hey mel
look
oh my god julie did this
what are you guys looking at
uh cassie you're
super early wait what did that banner
say
uh my cousin
she has a like weird sense of humor i'll
be right there
okay
nice dress
uh
yeah thanks it's for uh
musical theater
wedding thing
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mel should tell cassie
what
just casually mentioned to the person
that you're newly dating that you're
actually getting married this weekend to
your roommate no sounds like an awesome
date
hey dance with me
what i need to practice come on
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so
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so
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melanie
hey what's up
chad i i was uh we're still on for
thursday right
yep cool later
friend
yeah he's a
just a bass player we work together he's
kind of a dork actually
what a dog
i know right total dog
i meant ben
oh god i'm so sorry you know sometimes i
just want to strangle him you know
gorgeous long time hey
philippa you smell good
you're coming to my show right
no excuses it's my birthday i'm spinning
yeah true
fantastic
maybe we'll do a spa day first
i'll call you tomorrow
let me guess
another dorky music friend
yeah she we just
anybody want a beer
shots of tequila several shots maybe
actually i'm gonna go home
it's been a long night
that was a nightmare
girl that ship is gonna sail go talk to
her
oh look at that and else we talked to
you know cassie's just the kind of girl
i'd bring home to mom
and you of course you then cassie
yeah that's if you were taking
girlfriends
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[Applause]
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apart from some side drama at the club
our two weddings were moving along
right on schedule yesterday was amazing
way way better than most stag parties
wedding rock
so honeymoon south beach yeah
oh yeah guys we're not having a
honeymoon
but
now darling
it's time
what now
she's right just do it
just call mommy dearest tell her you got
married and uh just hit the highlights
you're gonna do fine
hello mommy hi it's melanie sweetheart
how are you i was just gonna call you i
have some news honey is it your
sphincter again no mom i am i got
married
and i'm hillary clinton
no it's true we had a simple ceremony
last night
yeah mom i'm
married dan
pick up the phone right now
yes ben and i were so in love we
couldn't wait so our our friend stephen
he's a minister we're here today
to bring together mel
ben
and holy matrimony
mel
do you take this fantastically dressed
sex pot of a man
oh i do
you may kiss the
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bride allie was my maid of honor and she
also played the bongos which was really
weird because nobody knew that she could
play the blonde clothes
oh yeah it was so spiritual magical
almost i mean i feel so blessed to have
you know friends like these ben feels
the same way my husband not yet thank
you
not yet
uh smell seriously
cut the crap
all right you got married yes daddy
mazzle tough i mean to who nick
no that drama vince no no not vanessa i
mean vince
daddy i married ben my roommate we're in
love
so i said um
doc
what the heck
that's something that you say when you
buy a sandwich not get married
i i mean besides uh isn't he a gay
no daddy he's not a gay okay stop it i
always knew there was something going on
between the two of you benjamin i
remember him yeah yeah
sorta uh
anyway he's got a really good jewish
name actually he's irish catholic
irish catholic
good in him
what's he do
sound designer computer stuff wonderful
he's employed thank god he's not a
musician
um
he's a great guy handsome smart when are
you bringing him home sweetheart never
er i mean next year maybe give just give
everyone my love okay bye mom love you
love you love you bye
they sounded so
happy
all because of a wedding wow
how many friends share a ring
anna grill groom
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here i'll sing the low part
[Music]
you like it
yeah
i wrote it for you
yeah i thought i thought it'd be great
for your voice
my mom always said i was an idiot you
know for uh
for hurting you
mom there's a wonderful person
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and so was your dad
i can't imagine what it was like to lose
them both
you guys
i need your help
we have thank yous to write
on it
you two playing together reminds me of
our first gig freshman year
you're terrible
he's not a bad person you know
he was just kind of
young
on
[Music]
please you said you wouldn't get
emotional it's just that i am so happy
my youngest is getting married
come on please please
oh i'm gonna miss you you know
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friend of the bride
ever since fourth grade
for me it was love at first sight
i know what you mean
first of all do you alexander martin
take this man benjamin o'shea
be your lovely wife
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do you feel
different
i i don't know
how do you feel me
uh starving
yeah let's hit the after party
it's our wedding reception not an after
party
right sorry
really
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so many letters in
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excuse me gather around please
ben
and ali
we would like to give you our blessings
and celebrate this day
with family
and friends
we are so happy for both of you
and
we welcome you ben
to our family
even if yours isn't here anymore
don't you worry son
we're your family now
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see what made my mom and dad really
happy
wow my guy really has a way with women
oh if you only knew
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what is all this
it's just some stuff that we ordered for
the house
three blenders
yeah
we couldn't decide if we wanted uh
titanium heads or uh 10 speed that's the
golf clubs else weed whacker wait do you
guys even garden
cassie we need to talk
we'll uh give you some space
i don't quite know how to say this but
a couple of days ago i got married to
ben just as friends totally as friends
what wait what are you talking about and
ally
also who got married coincidentally to
ben
just
last saturday in san diego i was her
maid of honor but ben and i just had
this small intimate commitment ceremony
it wasn't a big deal what do you mean no
big deal well i mean i can explain
because it's about this trust fund it's
not real it's just for the demo
wait what what's going on here i thought
we were on the same page i am we are on
the same page i just had to keep this
wedding thing going for a little while
longer for my family okay this is insane
you know how i feel and you went and
staged a fake marriage for money and i'm
supposed to be okay with that
listen no you listen
i've had to put up with your multiple
dating your bisexuality and your high
sugar diet which makes you frankly damn
moody but i'm not gonna put up with a
husband or a wife for that matter or
whatever it is you guys are doing
are you polygamists is that what you are
why don't you just tell me you were
polygamists i mean you can do whatever
you want in utah but why didn't you just
tell me no we are not polygamous why
does everybody think that well maybe
because there's three of you and you're
all married
i don't know i call that crowded
i don't know where i fit into all this
so i'm leaving enjoy your multiple
blenders and your weed whackers and
whatever else you polygamous do wait
wait wait cassie wait up
oh yeah
oh
you're not my daughter
and who might you be i'm uh my those
shorts are very short
sweetheart
sweetheart
mom
ugh
wouldn't let me bring it on the planet
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stuck go get some starting pictures
so how do you know my daughter oh she's
my um uh personal trainer i'm doing a
triathlon wait it doesn't fit me it's
fit size for you i'm sorry oh hey
could you go hide the present what was
that deal oh what a day for uh mel and
ben
oh
bring it in buddy we got some drinking
to do
hey male mel
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hey mel congrats julie the baby's
leaking honey
oh
okay
so you lovebirds decided to alopop yeah
have him kind of fast yeah and then
where is your family there they passed
away
oh i am so sorry but
well we are your family now sweetheart
thanks that feels good
oh so where are those wedding videos uh
they're in my
our uh our bedroom all right now i'm
confused
which room is ben and melon
uh it's uh that one oh sweetheart i'll
put the presents in there wait wait a
second can you go to my room and put uh
some event stuff in there and hide all
the pictures of me and cass got it
you want to help
okay just take it like that
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out of nowhere and suddenly rothman's in
every nook and cranny i swear i think
they're multiplying
well
they were dipped out of a wedding you
think they'll stay all night
try all weekend
this was not in my prenup
welcome to my crazy family
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preston get in here before i bite you
okay buddy come on
so
tell me what's all this business about
eloping
nothing urgent was there
no sir no we were just ready to tie the
trust
i mean uh not
so pretty
tiny ben seems to be getting along with
daddy
and he would like it was like kind of
like a bottle and he would like put the
condom over the
coffee anyone oh
i'll take a sancha
so sweetie were you surprised or were
you in on their little secret
mel didn't free the word oh
that's what you need is a safe condom
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i did not think that they would show up
i'm so sorry i should have told you
before
you're in pretty deep
sandy brothman mother of the bride
and uh you are
ali's boyfriend
uh hi oscar
oh my gosh hi okay what are you doing
here i was in the city on business and
thought i'd drop in
ah there come and meet my beautiful
daughter melanie and her husband it's
been a long time since i've seen you
oscar like how long like forever right
just a couple days um you know right now
is really not a good time so you should
just
looks like a party to me hey hey oscar
buddy uh it's great to see you uh hey i
feel my family just just dropped by
unexpectedly uh hey mom the uh the
dessert forks are in that top drawer oh
how sweet already calling you mom i
thought you didn't have any family oh hi
kayla rothman oh hi uh alejandra must
have a bigger family than i thought are
you mexican too oh of course not
sweetheart i'm jewish
oh he's so cute oh yeah you know we
should really go hang out by the pool
you like to salsa i took ballroom
dancing last year come on let's show him
how it's done
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and of course the mortons came over
uninvited as usual carrying our mail dan
rockman father of the bride right in
this place you gotta be kidding me
oh i put eight ounces of viagra in the
guacamole
always gets a party going
max no no stop
don't let the mortons anywhere near my
family and keep everybody away from this
guacamole there's enough viagra in here
to kill my grandpa
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ben wait
hmm
trek's right here
morton's had it just stop eating that
just stop okay should we open it no no
no let's wait for ally
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i love that cassie
you think maybe she's thinking about
moving in
not that i know of
so i'm a little confused who'd you say
got married
julie and her husband uh pablo uh the
whole family came in for a little uh
reunion celebration baby shower
how nice oh my god oh my goodness get up
there no no no no no sweet
max stop
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no no no oh
oh dear
oh
i'm so sorry let me help you oh that's
okay dear you mad
i don't like lying
i just want to make it right with you
okay
i gotta go
okay
you know i am having a pretty good time
and much more relaxed than my first
wedding
sandy where do i put the suitcases how
you holding up
um i'd rate this is probably the worst
day of my life sweetheart i forgot to
tell you
we couldn't get a reservation until
tomorrow
so we're all staying here tonight and it
just got worse
you don't mind do you deal
no no of course not the more family the
better
we won't be any bother
and where do you live now sweetheart
uh
i uh i actually just uh moved out
very recently
in fact uh will you excuse me for a
second
i had to move out to cover from our
storyline so uh so my room is now the
guest room i'm sorry they never stayed
could you just please stay at cassie's
one night please
i'll try to catch her
cassie
night bender
i'm not used to seeing you like this
jesus i'm so awake
maybe we should wait till ali gets here
you know i i i don't think i can sleep
i'm so jumpy open it open alley that'll
be fine
damn i left my audition pages in mel's
room you mean mel's in ben's room
right mind giving me a minute
yeah
oh yeah baby
yes
oh this money is going to change our
lives
no
i would marry you again
any day
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how much guacamole did you have what
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oh
what was that
you pissed as i walked into the room i
couldn't believe what i saw
my mexican heritage let them have it if
i had guacamole or not they were both
just jerks 10 years of friendship
i wanted annulment
is everything okay
when i left that night our bond was
broken i felt the worst i'd ever felt in
my entire life
plus it was the second time ben had done
this to me
she never wants to see me again i've
never had anybody say that to me before
i have much worse in fact
damn viagra guacamole i for what
happened in college ally's never gonna
forgive me and as for my best friend mel
i can't even talk about how much that
hurt sorry to disturb but uh in the
midst of the family orgy last night i
forgot my audition pages so ellie we
need to talk
we were ex
drunk and excited about the money of
course you were excited isn't that just
the way it has to be between best
friends who have sex while their stupid
roommate moves out to cover for you
how could you
ally please i'm i'm sorry no you know
what you are so full of
both of you
look first of all i didn't tell cassie a
thing all right she figured things out
on her own and second
i'm moving out
i'm staying at stevens until i can find
a place on my
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bon own
you know you were roommates first i'll
move out
maybe then allie will come back
we really messed up mel that was it we
were broken up trust fund or not and all
of us making music together was
definitely over
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they say i got my father's laughter
but my mama's attitude
as soon as i know what i'm after
i can feel them working too
photograph some books and leather
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memories keep me together i remember
when they said
look at the planets how they revolve
look at the shooting star horizon look
at your life you can do it all
if you put your heart and mind in i hope
you remember when i'm gone that i loved
you held
no matter what you can rise above
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i was staying with steven starting to
forget about dreams for our brand and
hopes for our music
you can stay with me as long as you want
to
but maybe talk to mel before you sign a
lease
okay give me a second so i finally
called mel back she said she had
something to tell me in person
hey mel
i got your message
i'm so so sorry no no no i i overreacted
no you had absolutely every right
and then i got an even bigger surprise
there he was guess mel surprised us both
mr wonderful
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so i asked you guys to come here because
i really wanted to tell you something
in person
with the trust money i
i finished the demo
and the label loves it
they want to do a full album with us and
they offered us a huge advance
really that's amazing so with the trust
media i wanted to give it back
since we don't need it anymore are you
guys okay with that yeah yeah of course
totally ali they loved your voice
and ben your songs
oh the songs are from all of us the
other thing i wanted to tell you was
since we're gonna have all of this money
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left over from the advance i put in a
really low ball offer to my uncle to buy
this house
and with the economy the way it is he
accepted
when i lost you guys
i actually realized how much you mean to
me and then mel asked us to finish the
record and do it alone you know for real
this time
is that a yes
yes yes
come here are you guys gonna move back
in because that would make me really
really happy of course but i mean i can
only speak for myself so yeah yeah no
we'll make it work this time so that was
it i forgave them there was a lot more
at stake than a drunken hookup it was
time to get serious put this behind us
and make a hit record the label was
bringing in a big time producer from
london
everyone was nervous
especially me
hey bob it's ben
sorry ben um
the roadies are unpacking a bit of gear
you won't mind giving a manager
uh no problem no you're the producer
yes i am
listen up everybody we have got lots of
work to do so let's get cracking hello
trickle
are you doing such a prick
well the label thinks he's a god he
produced seven multi-platinum records
without me
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we all got down to making some serious
music
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ben got a promotion and more deadlines
than ever so he was kind of missing out
on being in the studio with us and
hearing the songs that he wrote come to
life
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that was beautiful
may i
please
cassie and i were in the same boat we
were both betrayed she took off on a
yoga retreat and i was writing music
nonstop
mostly about love and broken hearts
no one knew they were really all about
ben
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titles
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regrets of tragic
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do you guys think it was awesome
it's cassie in costa rica
right
hi
how's costa rica uh it's good it's good
um
yeah having a great time out here
i just wanted to call and say hi
and uh
tell you that i've been
thinking about you
really thinking about us i'm so so sorry
i know
after everything that happened
i
was i was really disappointed
and extremely hurt
i
haven't felt the way i feel about you in
a really long time
and it's a beautiful thing
and i really don't want to give up on us
i uh
i really want to make this work
i miss you let me see too
we'll talk soon
all right bye
so cassie and i are talking again
good
i'm so scared of messing this up
i'll just be honest
and try to get her back that's the plan
you guys are so cute
sorry
hey which one of you guys called cassie
well whoever it was thank you
[Applause]
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that evening it was our last day of
recording
things in the studio weren't going very
well
you okay
why did the label people have to come
today
all right here we go everyone
last track
you ready ali
yeah this is it this is a big one i can
feel it i can feel the magic
hit me with it
blazing kisses burning like
it's all right no worries uh
let's uh one more time yeah you got it
blazing kisses burning like december
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believe me gentlemen she's not normally
like this
ali come on get into gear yeah
these people want to pay for your next
record
yeah yeah okay can i make a suggestion
i'm going in
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hey just lay it on his vocals and count
just in case
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me
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you take me higher and higher and bring
me down
higher and higher and bring me down down
down with me higher and higher and bring
me down bring me down
higher and higher and bring me down down
touch every piece
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touch every piece
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congratulations everybody that is what i
call a hit record
type some champagne
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you were awesome i was dying in there
thank you no no no you did all the hard
work she is brilliant brilliant i tell
you i cannot wait to record a solo album
with her you'll be involved in some way
of course
hey bob
uh you know when you lay down the track
can you put a little bit more bass in
there yeah cause the highs are starting
to feel a little
high
yeah it's ben
and i'm not the tech
ah yeah sorry roger that
ben
um i've got one of my guys on it uh
kenny ben
what
gentlemen look
you were magnificent
thank you it was nerve-wracking well get
used to it
hey listen there's a there's a party
tonight down in malibu
and uh one of my a r guys is in from
london so i thought you and i could go
down say a few hellos
well i'm uh
i'm i'm sorry i uh
i don't think i can
go
uh
oh yeah listen babe that's uh it's
business
the head of the label is gonna be there
okay business
i'll pick you up at eight
all right guys let's get down to some
serious drinking
gentlemen
let's get some jumpers down now next
just admit it you're so mad about what
happened in college
as if i care that was six years two and
a half months and three days ago
tuesday
yeah see i'll never live that down why
should you
you were a jerk yeah boy here we go with
you and mal there were
circumstances but in college you were
just a jerk come on ally
what so what's going on with nigel then
what are you talking about well did you
sleep with him
it's none of your goddamn business who i
sleep with uh yes it is
we're
married only when it suits you
we need to put the past behind us be
reasonable i am a woman
i don't have to be reasonable and that's
why you love us
are you in love with nigel
she's such a prick
nigel actually cares about oh nigel has
known you for three weeks and he cares
about one thing and you know exactly
what that is i've cared about you for
years hey you're the one who fell in
love with that frat guy like two seconds
after we broke up that was to make you
jealous
is that what's going on with nigel quiet
quiet everybody it's gonna happen it's
gonna happen now
he is not good enough for you
no one is
according to you
things are finally starting to look up
for me and i thought you'd be happy for
me
i am happy for you
you deserve
all of it
come on ben
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we both know
you'll never know how to be serious
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i think i'm losing you i i've never been
more serious in my life
we may be a little different okay but
we're a family okay nobody can deny that
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and we love each other
you hurt me i know i know and
and i want to make it up to you for the
rest of my life
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marry me
no i mean it you'll marry me for real
this time
i i can't i can't imagine one day in my
life without you
in the same room in the same bed
you me
mel cassie all of us
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marry me
is that a yes
yes yes a yes
you're crazy come here i love you
yes yes
yes
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okay awesome ben i think this calls for
a celebration
so just like that we all became the big
happy messy family i always wanted
cassie sent mel a plane ticket they were
really back together
maybe our dreams will come true
at least you're having a great life
while trying
so ben and i reconfirmed our vows with
our family and neighbors
we all got down to making some serious
music
cassie moved in
max finally has a playmate
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i know we're a little different
but no matter what anyone else says
i wouldn't trade these guys for anything
this is family
this is
my tribe
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makes me think of you
there's always
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guess there's always
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you know you don't
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how
there's always
there's always
i guess there's always
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there's always
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