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♪Embracing the lingering warmth of summer♪

♪Tuning in to the breeze♪

♪That passes through the morning in my memory♪

♪Your palm print is within my fingers♪

♪Closing old books♪

♪Seeing the stars in your eyes♪

♪Our innocent and joyful faces♪

♪Love grows slowly♪

♪The alleys we walked through together never change a bit♪

♪The time with you♪

♪Illuminates my life, oh, the sweet moments♪

♪When youth is finally over♪

♪We won't regret the moments we spend together♪

=My Calorie Boy=

=Episode 5= (The blessing of five cups of ice-cream)

Didn't we agree to finish

the holiday homework on our own?

Kang... Kang Jiawei?

That's right.

It's me.

Wake up! Wake up! Xu Jingjing.

It's a dream.

Wake up! Wake up! Xu Jingjing.

It must be a dream!

It really is Kang Jiawei.

Why do you look

so different?

Did you have a plastic surgery?

What plastic surgery?

Master Kang is

the David in the stone.

When he was surrounded by fat,

I already noticed it.

He's quite handsome.

Almost as handsome as I am.

Have you finished copying the holiday homework,

Dobby?

I tell you what. If you call me Dobby again,

I'll stamp...

A bet is a bet.

I've lost weight.

And you're still copying homework.

Master Kang, you...

You're despicable.

What do you mean?

I lost weight through

my own effort.

What do you mean I'm despicable?

Then, tell me.

What's with "Master Kang's exploration of new shop"?

So it's about that matter?

Wait.

I need to take a photo.

What are you doing?

To post a review.

Dad,

I need a favour.

Shoot it.

Give me your phone.

What are you doing?

Here.

Post this month's review

on my account.

I've got a lot of fans on my account.

They'll miss me if I stop posting reviews.

I beg of you, Dad.

This is a matter of my honour.

By the way,

Dad,

remember to make the content

look like it's written by a young man.

Do not write it

like a middle-aged uncle.

You're asking me a favour, how dare you call me Uncle?

Brother.

Brother!

Here's to you.

Save it.

No, Kang Jiawei,

you've gone too far.

This is so-called decoying the enemy.

Xu Jingjing.

It's time for class. Why are you still chatting?

Which class are you from?

Ms. Chen, it's me,

Kang Jiawei.

Kang Jiawei?

Impressive.

You've lost a lot of weight during this holiday.

You're a diamond in the rough.

Stop chatting. It's time for class.

Do you hear her? I'm a diamond in the rough.

Hurry up.

Fellow students,

let's arrange our seats

for this semester.

Yes!

Spend a good time with your new tablemate

on the new semester.

Kang Jiawei.

Kang Jiawei.

Kang Jiawei.

Kang Jiawei.

Kang Jiawei.

No, what's going on?

Why does Kang Jiawei return

to his original seat?

Gao Zhan.

Over there. Over there.

Gao Zhan is sitting on the same place.

Looks like the distance between me and Gao Zhan

has become further.

Xu Jingjing.

It's strange.

What are they laughing at?

Why don't they

sit next to Kang Jiawei?

There must be something fishy.

Lu Xiaobai.

I'll get going.

It's just the three of us now.

Lu Xiaobai, you... you're laughing.

Xiong Shuai.

I get it.

He gets it?

Why don't I get it?

This is not normal.

Ni Dapeng.

Rest assured, Jingjing.

I'll take the seat if no one takes it.

As expected from my Brother Peng.

Yes!

You're the best, Brother Peng!

It hurts my bottom.

The Iron Throne is meant for the Queen.

No.

No, what's going on?

Did this Fatty Kang

bribe them all?

Xu Jingjing.

(The seat of the domesticated elf)

What are you doing?

Miss, he cheated.

What happens?

Stop laughing.

Who's willing to sit with Kang Jiawei?

You can switch seats with Xu Jingjing.

Xu Jingjing.

Sit down.

Okay, let's begin our class.

Turn to page three.

The domesticated elf and the master

will always be together.

Shut up.

Do you two think I look like

Dobby in the Harry Potter film?

Why are they laughing at me?

Come here, let me take a look.

You do look alike.

Buzz off.

You didn't see

how annoying

Kang Jiawei was.

It's easy to deal with him.

You've got an idea?

In the film,

the rule for the domesticated elf is

that if the master is willing

to give it a piece of clothing,

it'll be free.

So,

you have to make Kang Jiawei

give you a shirt

when he's not paying attention.

Right.

Why didn't I think of that?

But Kang Jiawei is

indeed different on this semester.

To put it in the painters' term,

he is

perfect.

You must not say that

in front of him.

If he heard it,

he'd get carried away.

If you won the first place of the grade,

you'd be carried away as well.

He got a wonderful life now.

He becomes handsome.

And he's lost weight.

He does well in studies.

What about me?

I'm still the last on the list.

Look.

At least Kang Jiawei helped you pass

the math exam.

Does it mean

that you don't have to attend

Zhang Chang'an's tuition class on this semester?

Right.

Then, I can get

the Taekwondo Club

back in business!

President,

this week

happens to be the recruitment week.

Really?

Then, let's make it big.

Sure.

Congratulations

on getting back in business.

You guys talk. We'll get going.

Kang Jiawei, it's a bit chilly.

Can you lend me

your jacket?

Are you trying to rebel?

You're trying to leave your master, Dobby?

I can't believe you noticed it.

Just give up.

I won't you give you any chance.

Today, you'll have

your first task as a domesticated elf.

From now on,

manage the fans

for me every day.

I'm not going.

Unlike them, I'm busy.

Do you want me to tell

Mr. Zhang that you didn't do

the holiday homework?

Despicable.

Shameless.

Vile person.

I'm not afraid of you.

Good.

You have guts.

Then, I'll just tell

Mr. Zhang about this.

Sorry, Master, I was wrong.

Goodbye, Master.

Where is he?

Kang Jiawei. Kang Jiawei.

Run!

He's so handsome. Jiawei. Kang Jiawei.

Jiawei. Kang Jiawei. Jiawei.

Why do the girls

always give Kang Jiawei so many gifts?

Don't you think Kang Jiawei looks handsome now?

He's more popular than Gao Zhan now.

Am I blind?

Why can't I see his handsomeness?

Kang Jiawei is very popular now.

Why don't we ask him to be

the ambassador of the Taekwondo Club?

Forget it.

I should stay away from him.

Mr. Zhang.

Mr. Zhang.

Xu Jingjing, where are you going?

Mr. Zhang.

What is this?

This is

something I prepare for the recruitment.

It's the club again.

The tuition class

will begin in a while.

Let's go.

Why should I attend the tuition class?

There is no why.

No, Mr. Zhang,

I passed the math exam last semester.

Didn't you say I needed to attend

the tuition class only if I didn't pass the exam?

You expect very less of yourself.

You're already satisfied with passing the exam once?

No, Mr. Zhang.

You should at least pass

the major exams three consecutive times.

Only then I'll allow you not to attend the tuition class.

Then, what about my Taekwondo Club?

I've prepared everything for it.

I even printed out

the flyer.

Didn't I say

you're not allowed to skip the tuition class

before you pass the exam three consecutive times?

Three times?

But I've passed the exam on this semester.

Besides, it's impossible for me

to start a new club when I'm in senior year.

The club or your study, which is more important?

Don't you know it?

Do you need me to teach you that?

You're Kang Kang's tablemate, aren't you?

Please give this to him.

And this.

Stop giving

these things to him.

What do you mean?

Anyway...

Anyway...

Anyway,

he can't eat the things

that you give him.

What's wrong?

Well,

do you know why he lost

a lot of weight during this winter break?

Forget it.

I promised him not to tell anyone about it.

Well,

please tell him

to be strong

and cheer up.

We... we won't disturb

him anymore.

Thanks for your understanding.

Just let him spend his final moments

to enjoy the flowers

and plants in the school alone.

God must've found

that he's too handsome.

We...

We must

silently get him through it.

Xu Jingjing,

what have you done?

It seems to be

fewer people following me recently.

Really?

That's good.

Dobby Xu is not

that useless after all.

Keep it up.

I've told you many times.

Do not call me Dobby Xu.

What a narcissist.

What do you know?

To be honest with you.

I'm still not used

to this face of mine.

It feels like I'm looking

at someone else when I look at myself.

It feels strange.

You're humblebragging now.

You don't know it.

I have my own troubles as well.

Now that you've become a handsome guy.

And you're a scholar-lord.

What is it that troubles you?

Is it Xu Jingjing?

Didn't you always want to watch

Wes Anderson's Moonrise Kingdom?

You're here, Mayonnaise.

It's Mayonnaise with Rice.

That's great.

I couldn't find

this Moonrise Kingdom.

It's rare to meet someone who likes

Wes Anderson's production like I do.

This is the only film I haven't watched.

So do I.

Which one of his films do you like the most?

I...

I like the most about his...

The Darjeeling Limited?

Fantastic Mr. Fox?

Budapest?

Bu... Budapest.

Me too.

Xu Jingjing.

Actually, I'm Kang Jiawei.

We...

You said

the good appearances are stereotyped.

Only an interesting soul is one in a million.

How do you feel about it now?

Why do you suddenly ask me this?

I'm just curious.

If

I must choose between an interesting man

and a good-looking guy,

I insist on choosing the interesting one.

Let's stop here.

I got to go for training.

Training?

Our school

will hold a basketball game on every semester.

The preliminary round is going to start.

As expected,

you like the boy who plays basketball.

How did you know that I'm a girl?

You've never met me before.

I'll begin by talking

about our training in these two days.

Our performance

and the hit rate have been enhanced.

- Good. - Good.

Keep it up.

But,

we still got a lot

of weaknesses.

Especially when it comes to defenses.

For example, the rebounds and steals.

I need to know now.

Our class has drawn Class 6

in this preliminary round.

What should we do?

And Gao,

I can't participate in this game.

There's a training for hurdlers this week.

How can you bail on us?

I...

I was expecting

you to man-mark

Niu Junfeng from Class 6.

What about Dapeng?

Don't you have to attend the tuition class?

No.

Bro,

Zhang Chang'an happens to have

teaching and researching meeting this week.

The tuition class

happens to be canceled for a week.

I'll be there for sure.

Rest assured, Bro.

Why do you keep calling me Bro?

Then, what should I call you?

Should I call you Brother?

Brother Gao Zhan?

Get lost.

I'm worried

that we'll be eliminated by Class 6

in the preliminary round.

I'll join it too.

Gao,

I'll cut to the chase.

Will you

give me a chance?

Master Kang,

did you forget how we lost

the game last semester?

That's why I'd like to make up for it this time.

There's nothing wrong with my skill.

You saw it too.

I was held back by my weight

last semester.

Nothing will hold me back this time.

You're training?

My old rivals.

We meet again.

Let's just

take a dive.

Or they'll lose at the first round.

It's pathetic.

Niu Junfeng,

don't push it.

Today, we'll win for sure.

Cut the nonsense.

Be prepared to lose.

Fatty,

you've become more handsome.

But what's the point?

Do you do the dunk with your face?

They're mad.

Time to go.

Let's practise.

Gao,

thanks for letting me join the team.

Don't mind it.

I won't let

you down this time.

Come.

One, two, three, you can do this!

Let's go warm up.

Once the five players from Class 6 intervene,

the players from Class 3 will be a joke.

You can do this!

Hidden gems are all in Class 3,

you'll surely succeed and never lose.

Beware of the fast break.

Once the five players from Class 6 intervene,

the players from Class 3 will be a joke.

Kang Jiawei!

Kang Jiawei!

(Yuming Friendship before competition)

Nice shot!

Foul! Out of bound!

Good!

Once the five players from Class 6 intervene,

the players from Class 3 will be a joke.

Dapeng, I'll man-mark him.

Thank you.

Kang Jiawei, you can do this!

Kick Niu Junfeng's ass!

What are you talking about?

Go!

The miracle in life, the legend of an underdog,

no one else but Kang Kang.

Xu Jingjing!

The miracle in life, the legend of an underdog,

no one else but Kang Kang.

Just you wait.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Kang Jiawei continues

to man-mark Niu Junfeng in the second half.

Dapeng runs more

to pin down the defender.

To create more chances for us.

Kang Jiawei!

Kang Jiawei!

Kang Jiawei!

Kang Jiawei!

What's going on?

You can do this, Gao Zhan!

What's on your mind? Hustle back.

What is Niu Junfeng doing?

You're such a sore loser!

What are you doing?

Sorry.

Are you biased against our class?

You're biased against our class.

It's a misunderstanding.

You did it on purpose!

It's alright.

Let's continue.

It really is a misunderstanding.

Let's continue.

I don't know.

How could this happen?

Keep it up!

Keep your guard up!

We'll win if we prevent them from making the shot.

Strengthen the defense.

You can do this, Class 3!

What are you waiting for? Strengthen the defense!

Guard them!

Make the shot!

We're running out of time. Make the shot!

Kang Jiawei, you can do this!

Time is running out!

Kang Jiawei!

Fight on!

(Kang Jiawei,)

(you can do this!)

♪A dazzling morning, a sunny day♪

♪Delicious like ice cream, bitter like coffee, that's growing up for you♪

♪But why is everyone slowly leaving me?♪

We win!

♪I just want to live the life I want♪

♪Go forward and never back down♪

♪Even if you're down, the sun will still set in the West♪

♪It's my lost dedication that remains unchanged♪

We win! We win!

Here.

We finally

defeat Class 6 this time.

We finally avenge our humiliation in 11th Grade.

Master Kang,

you're definitely the most valuable

player in this game.

You're stronger

than someone from Class 6, right?

Who are you accusing?

Do you feel guilty?

If you Class 6 played well,

why would you feel guilty?

Do you really think

you're a big shot?

Don't you forget we're in school now.

So what?

If you're the real deal,

you should lay low.

If you're a fool, you...

Don't try to fool me!

You did this to him!

Are you trying to blackmail me, Kang Jiawei?

You blackmail me.

I...

Look at me, I didn't touch him.

You didn't.

I didn't...

He's touching me.

Okayl, Kang Jiawei. Well played.

Let's go!

- Get lost! - Let's go.

Are you alright?

I'm fine.

Master Kang,

you're good at acting.

I didn't expect you to have such a skill.

Are you really alright?

You don't look well.

I can even

play one more round.

I'm fine.

Bro,

we eliminated Class 6 this time.

Let's go celebrate.

It'll be my treat.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's go.

You guys go first.

I've got something to do.

Okay, be quick.

Go on.

We'll get going.

Kang Jiawei from Class 3

is so handsome.

He's got an incurable disease but he still plays well.

Yes.

I've become one of his fans.

Those whom the gods love die young.

I'm screwed.

If Kang Jiawei knew about it,

he would get back at me.

I didn't expect

you to pull such a prank on him.

What can I do?

He asked me to manage his fans.

I was out of moves.

I found

that you didn't cheer

for Gao Zhan today.

Didn't I?

You didn't.

I didn't do it because I...

Is that Kang Jiawei?

Let's go check on him.

(Houde Building)

Kang,

are you alright?

What's wrong?

Are you trying to make friends

with the most valuable player?

I don't have the time for this.

Wait.

What's with the incurable disease?

What incurable disease?

I know nothing about it.

Don't play dumb with me.

You admitted that it was quite useful.

Indeed.

Don't you think it's gut-wrenching for the fans?

Xu Jingjing.

If you can't accept it,

don't ask me to be

your domesticated elf.

I didn't do my job well.

And I smeared you.

Do you think

you can get rid of me in this way?

You're too naive.

Hurry up.

Quickly sit down.

You're having hypoglycemia.

Does anyone of you have a candy?

Me, I have.

Is it sugar free?

Stop being picky at a time like this.

Eat it.

You really are

a competent domesticated elf.

Don't take this lightly.

This is a very serious hypoglycemia.

Don't make a fuss about it.

It's no big deal.

Do you know it'll lead

to coma if it's serious?

It's been a long time since I worked out.

I've exercised too much today.

I'll send you home if you don't feel well.

It's not necessary.

Thanks for your loyalty,

Dobby Xu.

I have to go to the celebration party.

(Houde Building)

(Houde Building) I'll get going.

Bye bye.

Is he really okay?

It won't kill him as he still can talk back to me.

Let's go.

Mate,

come join our Animation Club.

We'll have

cosplay activity every week.

Take a look at it.

Look at this.

Mate,

join our Drama Club.

You'll always be the female leads.

You'll be the next

best actress of Yuming.

Come, take a look.

Come.

Come.

Thank you.

Mate, come to Debate Club.

You'll be invincible when it comes to argument.

Invincible.

Welcome to Instant Noodle Club.

You can eat free instant noodle every week.

Come on.

Give it a try.

Well,

I was supposed to be one of them

and yelling here.

Don't be sad, Jingjing.

But you two

don't have to mind about me.

You can join any club you want.

I'll be

happy for you.

Really?

Yes, well,

how happy would I be

if I could see you do

something you like?

Don't you think?

I was just spitballing and you two...

Betrayers!

Xu Jingjing.

Why are you here?

I thought you weren't interested

in joining clubs.

Does the promise from last semester still count?

I know

if I tell you

that I want to be the president

and establish Taekwondo Club again,

I'm sure you won't agree to it.

So I'd like to ask you

if the battle we agreed on still counts.

Attention!

What a life-changing event.

Xu Jingjing versus Gao Zhan.

Doofus versus Scholar-lord.

Queen Kong versus school hunk.

It's a match of the century.

Does anyone want to bet?

The minimum bet is a pack of spicy snack.

There's no maximum limit.

Do not miss it.

I'll bet on Gao Zhan.

With two packs of Lay's.

Okay.

Record it.

Wait.

Let's not bet on the winner.

We won't guess who the winner is this time.

Let's guess

if Gao Zhan will attend the contest.

Then, I guess

Gao Zhan will attend it.

Okay.

Wei Xue, two packs of Lay's.

Who guesses Gao Zhan won't attend it?

Is there anyone else?

I guess Gao Zhan won't come.

One pack of spicy snack.

Anyone else?

Me too.

Three bottles of Genki Forest,

flavoured with passion fruit.

Three bottles of Genki Forest!

Two packs of Good Good Eat.

I'm sure Gao Zhan won't come.

Two packs of Good Good Eat!

Record it.

Five cups of Haagen-Dazs.

Five... five cups of Haagen-Dazs?

Master Kang, you're so generous.

Come.

Record it for Master Kang.

Five cups of Haagen-Dazs.

He guesses Gao Zhan won't come.

Who told you I want to bet on this?

I guess Xu Jingjing will win.

Xu Jingjing will win?

Kang Jiawei?

Why haven't you left?

It's boring to go home alone.

So I wait for you.

How's the tuition class?

Did Mr. Zhang teach better than me?

Tweedledum and Tweedledee.

By the way,

I heard that you bet on me.

Are you out of your mind?

Why didn't you discuss it with me?

Five cups of Haagen-Dazs!

It'll be a big loss for you, you know?

Why?

Even I myself

regret it now.

I greatly regret about it.

Why didn't I do

as he told?

Why didn't I just let

him be the president?

How could I fight him?

He's so tall.

How could I defeat him?

Isn't this asking for death?

Stop nagging.

Xu Jingjing,

don't always think

that you're incapable of doing anything.

I know

you can do it

if it's something you care about.

Kang Jiawei,

is it because you bet on me,

that's why you work

so hard to flatter me.

You're afraid I'd abstain?

Xu Jingjing,

I don't care if you believe it or not,

I really hope that you could win this time.

You... As you act like,

I feel a little uncomfortable.

I noticed this when we fought

the rogues.

You'll become very strong

and confident

when you're doing something

you're good at.

That you'll shine and glow.

Everyone will be attracted by you.

This is a great chance.

As long as you take it easy,

do the Taekwondo that belongs to you,

you'll be able

to impress everyone including Gao Zhan.

Whatever the outcome is,

it doesn't matter at all.

Kang Jiawei,

so you can talk like a human.

I've finished

what I can say.

Mainly because I'm afraid you'll make me lose.

Haagen-Dazs is too expensive.

Gao Zhan is here!

Gao Zhan is here!

Gao Zhan, fight on!

Jingjing, fight on!

Gao Zhan, fight on!

Brother Xiong,

it'll be a big loss for us.

It's you.

Not me.

If I hit you hard,

feel free to tell me.

Let's not go easy on each other.

Gao Zhan, fight on!

Are you okay?

I'm okay.

Let's continue.

(If you have)

(a real fight with him,)

(then you're not Shancai,)

(but Bruce Li,)

(Huang Feihong,)

(the Rock, Dwayne Johnson.)

♪The midnight lamp posts flicker like the galaxy♪

♪How many times have we gone around the field by the school gate?♪

♪Cherishing each other's proclamations of dream♪

♪I didn't realize you were in mine♪

♪When my boldness turns to hesitation because of you♪

♪I can't let you go so I toss and turn♪

♪The fleeting youth says goodbye out of the blue♪

♪But you never went too far ahead♪

♪Times and times, we swear♪

♪To be each other's♪

♪Star Guardian among the crowd♪

♪I believe it is written in the destiny♪

♪Why else do we always meet even after we part?♪

♪Times and times, we swear♪

♪To be each other's Star Guardian among the crowd♪

♪Why else do we always meet even after we part?♪

♪Times and times, we swear♪

♪To be each other's Star Guardian among the crowd♪