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♪Embracing the lingering warmth of summer♪

♪Tuning in to the breeze♪

♪That passes through the morning in my memory♪

♪Your palm print is within my fingers♪

♪Closing old books♪

♪Seeing the stars in your eyes♪

♪Our innocent and joyful faces♪

♪Love grows slowly♪

♪The alleys we walked through together never change a bit♪

♪The time with you♪

♪Illuminates my life, oh, the sweet moments♪

♪When youth is finally over♪

♪We won't regret the moments we spend together♪

=My Calorie Boy=

=Episode 1= (The Transfer Student Trope is a lie!)

Uhm...

This is for you.

(My bad there.)

It's okay.

This is for...

(Oops.)

(I didn't mean it.)

This is...

This is...

Can you stop?

Sleep.

Yes, sleep more.

Do you know what time is it now?

Do you want to go to school?

Answer me.

I'm awake.

Then get up!

Do you want to go to school or not?

Answer me.

I see now.

Another sleepless night drawing emojis.

Do not touch my Pipi.

You're always late for school.

You ask for this.

Mom.

Mom.

Do you know

if I fight you seriously,

you can never defeat me?

For ages,

love is a subject that never changes.

From one epic poem about romance

to another,

in this cool

and festive autumn,

let's welcome

the most perfect match

in this world.

Mom.

Don't come here.

I'm sorry.

I'll do it now.

Three days without spanking

and you have grown too comfortable.

What is love?

It is tenderness and affection.

Ouch!

Deal with it.

It is

understanding

and tolerance.

Xu Jingjing.

If you drip any of the toothpaste

on your body,

I'll...

Yes, what will you do?

Disown me?

You think I wouldn't do that?

Today,

we're here

to witness

the greatest

love of them all.

Now, please give

a round of applause

to our bride and bridegroom

for today.

Jingjing.

Today is the day they announce

your midterm exam result.

Congratulations, madam.

You

got it right.

Will you pass

your math exam?

Will you pass it?

In this

cool and festive

autumn,

we shouldn't bring up this subject.

It seems like

someone can take up my mantle

as a senior wedding emcee.

Shut up.

As you wish.

Xu Jingjing.

It's always like this.

Can't you give me and your dad

a surprise?

Madam.

Please

face the truth and stop dwelling in the illusion.

Your breakfast!

I'll eat when dad cooks for me.

Xu Jingjing!

She is impossible.

Anyhow,

the wedding is about to start.

I...

(Pipi Emojis Donation +20)

Hooray!

I knew Pipi would become popular.

(Special Buns)

(Fried Pancake)

Morning, sir.

You're here, Jingjing.

What do you want today?

One fried pancake, as usual.

Two eggs and two hams, please.

Fried pancake was just sold out.

Maybe you can order something else?

Then

a bun will do.

That one will take another ten minutes.

Please be patient.

Sir.

A bowl of wonton, please.

Coming!

Excuse me.

Can I sit here?

Thank you.

Oh.

Are you sure you can finish all of them?

Why don't you give me a tray of buns?

I'll pay you.

Why should I?

I'll pay you double.

Miss.

It's not about money.

Food has a soul too.

I managed to run into

this steamed bun today

and that means

it is meant to be eaten by me.

We ran into each other here

but does it mean we're meant to be together?

You're crazy.

My bum!

Can't you warn me

before you get up?

So this is my fault?

Are you two all right?

I'm fine.

Come.

Get up.

Oh, no.

(Fried Pancake, Traditionally Made)

What's with these two weirdos?

What was written on it?

Fried pancakes.

(Fried Pancake, Traditionally Made)

Interesting. Look.

What's wrong with these two people?

Look.

Don't even think about it.

Remove your hand.

It's all your fault.

If you had given me the fried pancake,

this wouldn't have happened.

My treat.

No, thanks.

(Fried Pancake, Traditionally Made)

(Fried Pancake, Traditionally Made) Fried pancakes

(Fried Pancake, Traditionally Made) have a lifespan too.

Ten minutes after it's done

is when

it's in its prime.

It's crispy

but fluffy.

Coupled with the sweet bean sauce and ham slices?

It's a match made in heaven.

Enough.

Which school are you in?

I haven't seen you before.

Yuming Senior High School

has more than 1,400 pupils.

You have met every student?

You memorized all their faces?

You...

Stop it already.

No need to hide your face.

The pancake

isn't big enough to cover your face anyway.

He's gone already.

There should be some extra uniforms

in the school's supply room.

Get changed

there.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

You're a jinx.

Walk, please.

Who did you call a jinx?

I'm a jinx.

Are you happy now?

(Supply Room)

Careful.

Look.

A board stuck to them.

Come in.

(Fried Pancake, Traditionally Made)

What is that look?

Why haven't you come in?

Sir.

We're stuck.

Impressive.

I have been teaching for more than three decades

and this is my first time seeing

someone get stuck by the doorway.

Sir.

We would like to borrow a new pair of pants.

We have your size.

What

is your usual size?

XXXX...

Why are you stuttering?

XXXXL!

That's a special size.

You usually need to pre-order that size.

We don't have it here at the moment.

Come in.

Hi, mister.

Mister.

I'm here to collect the cheerleading uniforms.

Okay.

Hang on.

Sir.

Can you check if you have

a pair of XXXXL size pants?

I don't have them.

Xu Jingjing?

You're...

Ask him.

We're here to borrow school pants.

They don't have XXXXL size here.

I can't fit into XXXL size.

Maybe I can ask the basketball team

for you?

They should have

a pair of large-size shorts.

Oh...

Thank you so much.

It fits me quite well.

Thank you.

Anytime.

The cheerleading team needs me.

I have to go now.

Excuse me.

What is your name?

Xu Jingjing.

Xu Jingjing.

Her name is Xu Jingjing

and you're Xu Jingjing too.

Is she your...

Do not talk to me.

From now on,

we don't know each other.

(Grade 11 Class 3)

One fried pancake, please.

Shut it.

You're jeopardizing our friendship.

That was a hilarious morning.

Which class is that guy from?

I don't care.

I just don't want

to see him again.

Do you know

how awkward I felt?

I ran into Xu Jingjing

when I was out there.

I can never catch a break.

Think positively.

Gao Zhan and you are classmates for a year

and you finally left him

a memorable impression.

Go to him

and thank him for his suggestion.

Exactly.

Didn't you always complain

that you're too far

and you didn't have a chance to talk to him?

From the tenth Grade until now,

he talked to you

ten times.

Eight of which were

"Did you

forget your homework again?"

And the other two times were

"Excuse me.

Thank you."

Stop it already you two.

I will prove

you wrong now.

Sure.

I...

I...

Are you talking to me?

Thank you

for letting me know the supply room has school pants.

You got changed?

I...

I...

The class will begin soon.

14 lines in total then.

Bugger off.

(Freedom and Fairness, Intelligent and Innovative)

I have two announcements before the class.

First thing first.

From now on,

a new transfer student

will join us.

Come in.

Introduce yourself.

That's him.

Hi, I'm Kang Jiawei.

I'm very happy to be here at Yuming Senior High School.

I hope we can be

good friends.

A transfer when a good portion of the semester is over?

I know, right?

You have problems?

Let's welcome Kang Jiawei.

(Humble and Adaptive, Virtues and Duty)

And now, the second matter.

Where do I sit, miss?

Hold on.

Stop laughing.

Line up outside.

I will rearrange your seats.

Where do you want to sit this time?

I want to sit next to the window, in the row before the last one.

It's quieter.

I should be in the last row.

We won't take each other seats.

They will definitely sit next to each other again.

Xu Jingjing.

Let me keep you company.

Save me the seat.

But I want to sit next to Wei Xue.

Right, Wei Xue?

Yes. She wants to sit next to me.

Okay.

I'm cool.

Gao Zhan.

Gao Zhan is still

in the same spot.

Because he's a loyal man.

You're hopelessly smitten.

Xu Jingjing.

Come.

Who will she sit with?

She's so close to Gao Zhan, as usual.

Who made this into a rule?

(Zhang Peng, Su Hao)

Doofus Xu.

I'll sit with you this time.

I won't raise any complaints.

Who wants to sit with you?

I'm telling you.

She'll be calling my name next.

Ni Dapeng.

You heard that?

The Iron Throne is calling for Khaleesi.

Dodge!

Bye, my friend.

Bye, my friend.

Bye, my friend.

Why are you laughing?

Why can't I?

You fatty!

Who are you calling a fatty?

Xu Jingjing.

I wouldn't have the time to play if I had grades like yours.

(Exciting Youth)

(Exciting Youth) Here she comes.

(Exciting Youth) She's here!

(Exciting Youth) The Useless Queen born from the storm.

Xu...

Khaleesi!

Doofus Xu!

Jingjing!

Quiet down.

Don't go overboard.

Kang Jiawei.

I looked at your grades

from your previous school.

Not bad.

Top five, aren't you?

I got first place.

Then you...

You think it's not right too, don't you?

The top student sits next

to the worst...

Excuse me?

Finish your sentence.

Enough.

You two should learn to get along.

After half a semester

when you will have your end-of-term exam, you can change your seats.

All right?

I'll try.

I wouldn't be smiling

if I see the exam papers here.

During this midterm exam,

our class didn't do so well.

Our class average

is ranked eighth.

It's mainly because some of us

scored really horribly

and it weighed the average down.

Especially math.

Half a semester of work

and you only got 48.

I don't know how you studied at all.

I won't say who.

Why are you looking at me?

How do you know it's me?

Jingjing.

You're good.

Even I got 52.

And you're proud of it?

Continue to work hard for those

who didn't score too well.

Ask if you have questions.

(Grade 11, Semester 1 Midterm Exam, Math, Total: 48)

So it's you.

You're the worst student here.

You're crazy.

Look.

You did quite well for English.

It's just ten points away from the passing grade.

Stop looking at my result.

You got it right here.

"My hands are tied" is not wrong.

It's correct.

"My hands are tied" is a common expression

to describe inevitability.

A common expression?

How do you know this phrase?

It's in the TOEFL vocabulary.

I memorized them.

You already began memorizing

TOEFL vocabulary?

I was

bored.

(Baidu: my hands are tied)

This expression exists.

So Xu Jingjing

didn't make a mistake here.

(Grade 11, Semester 1 Midterm Exam, English, Total: 80+2)

Let me rectify something.

The last place in this midterm exam

isn't Xu Jingjing

but Ni Dapeng.

Yes!

The throne is all yours.

Xu Jingjing! You...

Mr. Zhang asked me to tell you

that those who failed the math exam

have to attend

his tuition class.

It starts today after school.

No way.

Xu Jingjing.

You can change your seat if you want.

It's okay, Ms. Chen.

I want to sit here.

It's closer to the teacher's desk

and it helps my studies.

Are you sure?

Let's start now.

Turn to page 37.

Genius.

Prodigy.

(Chinese)

(Chinese) Thank you

for your intervention today.

I might have disrespected you

earlier.

For that, I apologize.

So...

Prodigy Kang.

Where do you live?

Do you live close to the school?

When do you come to school every day?

What do you want?

No.

I...

Can you come earlier?

I want to copy your homework.

Not for free.

I can give you this.

What is this?

My masterpiece.

Pipi stickers.

Only one copy in the world.

You know what?

I

will autograph here.

If one day

I become famous,

this will be worth a lot.

So?

XJJ?

You can study.

I'll leave you be.

(Gao's Observation Notebook)

Xu Jingjing.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Yes?

I didn't have time to thank you this morning.

This is for you.

I've never opened it.

It's okay.

You can have it.

No need.

I'm serious.

It's you.

What should we do

for the basketball match tomorrow?

I asked Zhang Chang'an for a leave

but he

turned me down right away.

I'll play then.

You?

Our class only has you as a substitute

but Class 6 has four.

They can sub them in in turns

and we will be exhausted to death.

Think this through.

You said it was me just now.

What do you mean?

Nothing.

I was mistaken.

I'll get something to eat then.

Wait.

You'll be there for the basketball match

tomorrow?

Of course.

The cheerleading team

has to attend the basketball match.

The final tomorrow is between

our class and Class 6?

In the tenth Grade,

our class lost to Class 6

in the final.

This is our comeback.

You like guys

who play basketball?

Everyone does.

I have to go now.

Bye.

B...

Bye.

I want to watch the match.

Xiaobai, are you okay?

Focus, Xiaobai.

My bum.

My bum hurts!

Didn't I tell you

to carry kick pads?

But you're too strong, President.

I want to quit.

Otherwise, I'll be kicked to death here.

If you quit,

our club will be

disbanded.

Disband it is.

It's fine anyway.

Jingjing.

I was joking just now.

It doesn't hurt that much.

It's fine.

I don't care about this.

I'm trying

to find a way to sneak into the basketball match.

I don't think it's wise to skip

Zhang Chang'an's tuition class.

But I can't let him

ruin my plan.

What plan?

Are you sure you're not sick?

Who gave you the courage?

Your dream?

It's just a letter.

I know Gao Zhan well.

He's a Scorpio

and he has A-type blood.

He loves

an old-school, shy confession.

Fortunately,

my mom imported some

Japanese matcha powder.

I'll make him

his favorite

matcha red bean milk tea.

Right.

Once the match is over,

I'll show it to him.

But what do you want, Jingjing?

Gao Zhan

sends Xu Jingjing home every day

suddenly this semester.

They will be together sooner or later.

But Gao Zhan

didn't sit with her

today.

Also,

I didn't see anything going on

between them in school.

You dummy.

They are discreet.

I think

you should study harder

and improve your grades.

In the next semester,

you can select another seat

closer to Gao Zhan.

That's more realistic.

Asking Jingjing to improve her grades

is almost impossible.

I think she can do it.

I wrote this letter

to Gao Zhan but I wasn't expecting anything.

I just...

Yes?

I just want him to remember me.

Not as an

ordinary female classmate.

So you'll be another

fan girl then.

Are you two

my friends or not?

Whatever.

Either way,

I will be there

for the basketball match.

I know many of you are afraid of me.

Some even say

that my tuition class

is like a concentration camp.

Please

do not buy

into those baseless rumors.

My tuition class is very simple.

Solve math problems.

Whoever solves ten questions

can go back home.

Do not fall asleep.

Let's go.

Where are you going?

We...

We aren't going anywhere.

Your shoes are dirty.

Let me shine them.

Happy new year in advance!

May you have a prosperous year!

Go back now.

You're staring at me.

Do I have the answers on my face?

Xu Jingjing.

If you think this is too difficult,

I can lower the requirement for you.

Or I can make it easier.

Junior high math or elementary school math?

I can do elementary

school math.

Of course, you can.

If you can't solve the questions,

you won't be allowed back.

(Jiawei.)

(The engineering team needs me.)

(I can't have dinner with you.)

(Douban: Mayonnaise with Rice)

(Douban: Give-up Virtuoso)

(Give-up Virtuoso's Photo Album)

(Give-up Virtuoso's Photo Album: Enchantment Department)

You can have it.

No need.

No need.

I'm serious.

So it's you?

(Give-up Virtuoso's Photo Album... All)

♪The midnight lamp posts flicker like the galaxy♪

♪How many times have we gone around the field by the school gate?♪

♪Cherishing each other's proclamations of dream♪

♪I didn't realize you were in mine♪

You're here, Mayonnaise.

It's Mayonnaise with Rice.

It's the same.

So,

how's your new school?

There are a lot of surprises.

I see.

A lot of cute girls?

There's one.

Tell me more.

She

is very pretty

and kind.

She's different

from other girls.

Oh.

Where did you get your Stranger Things

bracelet?

I didn't buy it.

I made it.

So it's one of a kind?

I guess?

I'm actually curious

as to why

you joined this group.

Because

I like the name.

"Why am I useless?"

is also a question I ask myself.

But you're not

useless.

Also,

you don't look like

you give up easily.

How do you know?

You have never met me.

We've been talking for a long time

on the internet.

Have you thought about meeting up?

I have.

But I don't

want to scar you

with my ugliness.

If...

I mean, if,

I say I'm

a 100kg fatty,

will it bother you?

Then together,

we'll be

200kg!

Don't worry, Mayonnaise.

Even if you're 100kg,

you can achieve something with your talent.

Is this a white lie?

No, I'm serious.

I always believe

that good looking people are everywhere

but good humor is hard to come by.

(If I say I'm a 100kg fatty, will it bother you? Then together, we'll be 200kg!)

Morning, mister.

(Special Buns)

(Special Buns) Morning.

(Special Buns)

(Special Buns) Xu Jingjing.

(Special Buns) Morning, Jingjing.

(Special Buns)

With eggs and hams.

You need

a favor from me.

And you look a gift horse

in the mouth.

I feel bad for you because you had tuition

until late at night

so I bought you breakfast.

And you're that generous?

Did you poison it?

Xu Jingjing.

You're paranoid.

Aren't you?

If you won't have it,

I will.

I'll eat it.

Why are you looking at me?

Something's on my teeth?

Nothing.

They are white and bright.

You can be

in a toothpaste ad.

Although the toothpaste factory

will go into bankruptcy.

Shut up if you have nothing good to say.

Didn't you

want to copy my homework?

This is yesterday's.

This is not right.

You're so kind out of a sudden.

You're plotting

something.

Madam.

Who gave you the confidence?

I...

You...

You drew Pipi?

How?

With an iPad and Photoshop.

I knew it.

You know

Photoshop very well then?

So so.

Just so you know,

I can't

make you look thin.

I didn't say I want you to make me look thin.

Then what do you want?

I know

without me, our basketball team

is in shamble.

Not necessarily.

I...

I will fight

Zhang Chang'an

to be here today.

Don't do anything reckless.

Otherwise, Mr. Zhang will think

I gave you the idea.

Just attend your tuition class.

We have Xiong.

He is an athlete

so I'm sure he has the stamina.

I'm just a hurdler.

I don't know if I'll be of much help.

I can help.

Sorry.

The Sumo club is not here.

I heard Dapeng

has to attend the tuition class

and the basketball team needs someone.

(Personal Info)

(Personal Info) Therefore, I came.

You see.

I was on my junior high basketball team.

How should I put this?

18 points on average per round.

Ten assists.

15 shots.

I also heard

that my juniors

worship me as a legend.

In addition,

I have analyzed the strengths of those main players

in Class 6.

We can strike

at their weaknesses.

Although I'm new here,

I want to contribute

to our class too.

This is worthless.

Whoever scores five times will win.

Kang Jiawei is quite decent.

Rookie's luck.

He's just lucky.

Nice shot.

Dapeng.

Just attend your tuition class.

Are you abandoning me now?

It's okay, Dapeng.

You're the MVP

in my heart.

Captain.

Don't worry.

I won't let you down.

(Grade 11 Class 3)

Why are the questions getting tougher?

Tough?

I'll give you something even tougher next time.

No, please.

Why?

Do you want to wish me a happy new year again today?

When the five star athletes of Class 6 play,

Class 3 can only pray.

Gao Zhan the one-man army,

Gao Zhan the ruler of the field!

Make sure we maintain

our defense formation,

the 3-2 Zone Defense.

Pay attention to their forward, Niu Junfeng.

Make sure he can't attack as often.

One, two, three.

All the best!

Hurry up.

It's time for you to return the favor.

I can only leave after I solve ten questions.

Done?

Lend me the answer.

Good luck.

Xu Jingjing.

You still

have hopes, it seems.

With a little bit of pressure,

you can answer them correctly.

Can I leave then, Mr. Zhang?

Come back.

Yes?

You don't want your bag?

Thanks, Mr. Zhang.

Sir!

Yes?

Mr. Zhang.

I want to go to the toilet.

I'll go with you.

It's okay.

I can hold it in.

Mom.

Can you lend me the milk tea machine?

Man the shop for me.

I had some dietary fiber supplement

and now my stomach hurts.

Hurry up then.

I have to go back to school later.

Yes.

Matcha.

Matcha.

Matcha.

Found you.

All the best!

You can do it!

All the best!

Go! Class 3! Class 3 will win!

So?

Come. Sit here.

It just started.

It just started.

Jingjing.

You have

a rival today.

Who?

Someone is more eager than you.

Head down there

during intermission.

Shoot.

Quick, now.

Pass!

Stop him.

Pass it to me.

Well done!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Defend!

Why are you so slow? Didn't eat enough?

What did I tell you?

Yes!

Gao Zhan the unparalleled.

Gao Zhan the Ace!

Yes!

It's intermission now.

Go down now.

Hurry up.

Go.

Your milk tea.

Here.

Don't forget it.

You got this!

Continue defending for the next half.

Gao Zhan.

Were you the one shouting

up there?

Sorry.

I was too excited.

So I...

It's okay.

You were right.

It rekindled our fighting spirit.

I...

Gao Zhan.

This is...

Your buzzer beater

was beautiful.

This Oolong tea is for you.

And this is?

Matcha red bean milk tea.

Thank you.

I'll have this.

Great!

Yes!

Gao Zhan is looking at you.

He is.

What should I do?

Make a love sign.

A love sign?

Hurry up.

No one can see this

tiny sign.

Make it more obvious.

Gao Zhan doesn't look all right.

Is he sick?

What happened to Gao Zhan?

Xu Jingjing.

What did you make me drink?

Why did he ask for a break?

What's going on?

You're up.

He was fine just now.

Let's go!

Sit back down!

Don't joke around, buddy.

Go!

Oh, no.

They subbed in Fatty Kang.

Move! They have no more time.

Defend and we'll win!

Here.

Here.

Here.

(You like guys)

(who play basketball?)

(Everyone does.)

(Even if you're 100kg,)

(you can achieve something with your talent.)

Time is running out. Shoot!

Go!

Shoot!

You can do this, Kang Jiawei!

♪A dazzling morning, a sunny day♪

♪I don't want to get up♪

♪Think about the last lie I told my mom this summer♪

♪Delicious like ice cream♪

♪Bitter like coffee, that's growing up for you♪

♪But why is everyone slowly leaving me?♪

♪The midnight lamp posts flicker like the galaxy♪

♪How many times have we gone around the field by the school gate?♪

♪Cherishing each other's proclamations of dream♪

♪I didn't realize you were in mine♪

♪When my boldness turns to hesitation because of you♪

♪I can't let you go so I toss and turn♪

♪The fleeting youth says goodbye out of the blue♪

♪But you never went too far ahead♪

♪Times and times, we swear♪

♪To be each other's♪

♪Star Guardian among the crowd♪

♪I believe it is written in the destiny♪

♪Why else do we always meet even after we part?♪

♪Times and times, we swear♪

♪To be each other's Star Guardian among the crowd♪

♪Why else do we always meet even after we part?♪

♪Times and times, we swear♪

♪To be each other's Star Guardian among the crowd♪