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Well I'm glad your friends decided not

Destroy the bachelor party

I hope they're not too disappointed

Can I get off

I hope you're not

It'll be good for Eric and Chase to get out of the city

Well I'm glad you feel that way

You're the one I want

Why would I want a bunch of strippers putting their naked breasts in my face

Oh really

Who is Julie

That's Miss Gregory to you

We're still not married

I just want to go

Give me a few minutes

Hi Julie

Are you going to be all right by yourself all weekend

Yes I'll be fine

That's good

Are you two stay out of trouble

What's the capital T

Don't worry about him

I love you

The native of the storms look Restless here

Bye guys

This is going to be great

Me and my best buddies

Champion fish

Damn that was a good time

Check out this new fishing pole Julie bought

I can't

Okay what's up with you too

You're way too quiet

You don't think

Play let your future wife their deprive you of

No remember 5 years ago

We all vow

Never to let a woman keep

That's The Best Time Of Our Lives

That's why we fooled you

You're not a very good liar Brandon

Julie finds out that I had a bachelor party she'll kill me

Does crystal know about this hell no man she flipped out and go straight to Julie

I don't know about this

We've been friends since high school

Now you're getting married

You're the only guy that I know that got fired for screwing every woman in the office

Now you got the weekend

To do whatever you desire

Before you do

And never to be with another woman again

I said it isn't the end of the world

What do you say

You're probably right

I'll be in there

What's my wife

Trying to figure out which romance videos to rent

You're going to have to find someone else with a big screen TV

They're over

I'm kidding

Guys are my best friends

I promise

Julie packed on my camping at

To buy a nice person

You're good

I'm here for 2 days I wear the same clothes

You're worse than a woman

Condoms made for

Very nice

So what's up for tonight

What are we supposed to do with that

Interested

Thank you

He who wins the bed at the end of the weekend

So what are we betting for

Who can sleep with the most women in one weekend

Are sexual conquests

Have you played this game before

Trolley

Fulfill your Conquest

Jacuzzi

If you're late

You forfeit

Proof

How are we supposed to show proof

Because you know

Polaroid

I got one for each of us

When do we start

Read it

Bomb squad you got

Homicide and you

Pesticide

Hotel room number 57

Sexual Conquest

Was woman registered to room

Take pictures

Actually

I have

How am I supposed to pull this off

Just be creative

Be anybody want to be

Li

Come on Eric

Older woman oral in the elevator

Like that's going to happen

No no just draw it

Two brunettes

In the hot tub

Easy let the games begin

Hey man you guys are on your own all right

Hey

Excuse me

Is there anybody sitting here no

Yes you did

Chardonnay

Are you a number 57

I'm in number 60

I would never forget such a beautiful woman

We are quite the charmer

How about that drink

It's not my best profile

Nice

Well where's your Polaroid

All right let's draw

Why aren't you and I just split this and end the game

Don't you feel kind of bad about lying to these women over a stupid debt

It's

I don't like messing with their head

Come on

For a good time

And we do tend to think with our

What

Could a couple White Lies do

Nice to meet you on Tamara I'm your personal trainer for today what would you like

ABS shoulders

I guess a little bit of everything okay I just thought you could help me know let me know what you think

Well it looks like you are in pretty good condition actually already

Show me what to do and just kind of stretch out your

In her hamstring by doing this yeah I kind of lean down this way right exactly

Really really important

Such a pleasure to have a

You are totally in shape already why do you need me

Hey Google

So after I save the old man from drowning

That's what I knew there was more to life

You know if the world just didn't revolve around me

Volunteering it's just really rewarding

I've never met a man

Oh no there's not

I know

I really like the fact that I'm getting to know you better

I just hope one day my kids will love me

You want kids oh man I love kids

Look at the time

It's getting really late

I think I should head to bed

How much of the party in time you know I'm more of a home

Me too

Are you sure you want to leave

Get all these guys out here

You think so

Oh my God

Besides

I just got over a bad relationship right now

I'll be the judge of that

You and I had so much fun in the hot tub

I'd really like to rekindle that right now

Hey where are you going oh man I got some phone calls to make back in my room

You know I'd love to but

That's too bad

I thought you and I could go another round I love to

Do you know my number

Mr Brandon

Would you say your last name was Jacobs Brandon Jacob

Listen

Sweet

Tonight

I love the way you made love to me

Brooks really get used to that

Kinky

You decided to go with the uniform whatever works

Congratulations man

Chase is going to love that

The big guy finally did it I think you're up next

Don't change the subject

Yes

Play don't change the subject hey shut up you just causing problems

Thanks for trying

There's no tag on it I wonder who it's from

Oh wow this is beautiful

Wow

Is everything all right

A lot of champagne I'm feeling a little dizzy I'm going to get some water

I'll be alright

This isn't funny which one you sent the bowl

I found this at the bottom of the bowl

When does the person who wrote it

What you think I have something to do with this

Are you guys are messed up man I didn't do it

Who else would do something like this on my wedding day

We're the only ones who know about this

I have no idea

You're such a sore loser Chase

Why don't you just admit that it's a prank and give it up

Is lay off I didn't do it

Look

Play some Pharrell really drunk

I could have slipped out by anyone of us in conversation

With any of the women at the club

Let's just go and enjoy the party

Have a great time is your wedding day

Chase called again

That's nice

What's going on with you

Nothing

Been too busy

That's not like you at all

You're never too busy for your friends

Nothing is going on

Refusing to take his calls

If he calls again I'm not going to lie to him

I have to do that it's affecting our relationship now

I'll call him tomorrow

I'll call him today

Hello Jacobs residence

Who is this

I'm married just please leave me alone

Just got a call from woman who said that you made lewd remarks to her during a sales

What

She says this isn't the first time you called an raster

She's lying

Do you know this

No I mean it's this is a place of business

We are professionals here this company will not tolerate this kind of behavior

Well

Are you sure I could take some time

Hello Jacobs residence

Hello

Your job on the line

What do you want from

I want you Brandon

I want us to be

Play together

That's impossible I'm married

Don't worry

Play I'll take care of our little problem

Leave my wife out of this

But she is

She's keeping you

I'm reporting this to the police

Can you call the police and I'll tell you

Your precious little

How

Talk to all night how you told me you loved me

I am sorry

I misled

It was just one of those bachelor party games

A

Playing with people's minds and hearts

I fell for you hard and nothing will stop me from getting you back

You are

Someone's been harass

Well it's not me I know it's not you

Some woman's been calling my house she knows where I live

She's even called me at the office trying to get me fired

No but I have a feeling

Camp

Do you still have those Polaroids

What are you going to use them for man what are you going to do to find these women

Maybe if I find this obsessed woman I could talk some sense into her

Well how are you going to find out who it is

We have to go back to Resort

What's this week

That's why we need the Polaroid

It's somebody at that hotel

He's got to be able to identify

Just get those polarized I'll call you later

Miss Jones

I just wanted to welcome you back from your honeymoon thank you

I'm sorry to inform you but your assistant Bertha has taken a long extended leave of ab

But I've got it all under control

I've hired you and more qualified

Professional assistant while

Sonia

Come meet your new boss

Julie Jacobs

Hello Julie

Sonya Pierce

Can I help you

Yeah I'm Brandon Jacobs we're here a couple weeks ago and we're looking for a few women

Well you came to the right place there's plenty of them around here

You know what I mean

Can you just help us out please

Confirmation is highly confidential

I couldn't possibly give it out

This is kind of an emergency situation

I'm a married man

And I slept with one of these women

I think she could be dangerous

Look can't you just help us out

The man is desperate

What's in it for me

We want addresses

Phone numbers

I could get sued for this

Oh yeah

I remember

I'm going to go talk to Jim instructor

I'll just be here waiting

Can you take this room

Level three please

Hello Tamara

Your appointment is in about a half an hour okay

You don't remember me

Should I remember you

While I was here not too long ago

The construction worker

Did you want to make an appointment

No I just wanted to say hi

You didn't call me

Play the other night did you

No but if you'd like me to I could

Here's my card brand

Anytime you feel like giving me a call

Feel free

Get me a jingle

I'll call you

Help

Julie found a pair of women's underwear and condoms in my car

Well hopefully soon

Julie's not talking to me

She thinks I'm having an affair now

I hope so

I'll be sleeping on the couch until then

I won't be long

When will be together

This is got to stop

This is not a game

You screwing with Innocent people's lives

I love you Brandon

Pleasant dreams

Lover

Brandon I just got another call from that woman

But I promise this will stop

Just give me a few days

All right I'll give you a few days but that's it

Gentle

What is the deal

I'm on duty

Some crazy woman

You know she's calling me at work trying to get me fired I don't even have equity in my house

Why didn't you guys

Call me earlier

I didn't want this

He didn't know she is

Maybe you should call the police

You are the police you know I mean

You know we can get surveillance on the house we can file reports I don't want to know about this

What do you want me to do

I want you to do me a favor

Keep an eye on the house

In the meantime Chase and I are going to go visit some women

Listen

If this gets too dangerous

I'm going to have to call it in

It just give us a few days

This is your place

I really just want to say thanks for bringing me home today

I noticed that you don't have any pictures of Brandon I mean you and Brandon around here

Yeah you know I never really thought about it

I guess I'm just not really the picture taking type

I don't think Brandon is either

It's too bad he's such a handsome man

Do you know Brandon

Oh no I just from what you told me

You know you just kind of seemed depressed at work

You know it's really nothing

You know Julie

I've only worked with the company for a few weeks

But I think our relationship is pretty special

I want you to know that you can tell me

Anything

I know it's just

It's really hard

To tell somebody that your husband is like having an affair on you

Oh Julie oh I had no idea

I'm so sorry

I'm so sorry

Gentlemen can I help you

Tori we need to talk

I can't

What are you doing here

Hidan

Look I already told you that was a one-night stand I'm happily engaged now

I'm sorry to bother you it's just someone is stalking me

And I have an idea it's one of the women I slept with at the club

How many women did you sleep with

Never mind I don't want to know

I'm sorry I can't help you I hope you can find her

Now if you excuse me

Everybody's waiting inside to make that to

Oh hi Brandon

You still tracking that psycho female

Unfortunately

Happy Hunting

Sorry to bother you

Let's go

Hello lover

What's it like sleeping on the couch

Where are you

Your wife

Luscious

Leave my wife out of this

She'll be out of our lives very soon

Can you make good on

I never promised to marry anyone

Who are you

What's your name

Right now

You've

Very bad boy

You lied to me

And I hate

Look I'm not having an affair

Who would do such a thing know I have some sick friends

I just don't believe you

Have fun

I want you to come straight home from work and lock the doors and don't leave until I come home

Talk to Eric the other day and it's been a lot of break-ins in the neighborhood

I'm keeping an eye on the house

Still

Meet me here at 7:00

Thanks for bringing me home today

I appreciate it my car should be ready by tomorrow

No problem

Maybe I should introduce you to my husband

Brandon

Sonia the new secretary is here

I'd like for you to come a meter

Maybe next time

She's dying to meet you hun

Next time

I promise

Where's Brandon

He's working on a sales pitch right now

He does want to have the meeting with you but it's just going to have to happen another time

So did you guys kiss and makeup

You know I just think it's a prank his friends are just such comedian

And you believe that crap

They are such Liars

What

Did he give you a screaming orgasm I don't think that's any of your business

I'm sorry I just thought

Look I'm feeling kind of tired maybe you should go

I'm sorry if I offended you I didn't mean to I just you know look

I'm feeling really tired now I think it's best that you go

Goodbye Sonya

Damn it took you long enough to take a leak hey I was checking out Julie secretary pretty nice from the back side

What is it with you

Let's get going

Hazel's address

She's the last one on the list

Don't get mad

What is a Chase

Was

Pat and

You gave someone my name what the hell did you do that for

I don't know

Stalking me

Who was

I don't know if you guys found a woman yet

It's probably one of the women that chase SLE

He gave someone my name

And who knows what he told her

So do you remember anything specific

Hot

Share this tattoo on her

The secretary

Play Julie Secret

Who's Sonia

We've got to get to the house

Brandon

Brandon is that you

Brandon Brandon is that you know it's not Brandon

I'd really like to fucking cut you up right now

But I think I'd rather see your brain splatter everywhere

Will be going off in about 10 minutes

Chow

Drop the knife now put it down put it down

Down now

I didn't

Psycho

She told me that her and Eric have a hot date Lin

Turns out to be the Local Hero all around

She must have been pretty messed up to have gone to the extremes that she did

Can you imagine being wanted in five states for the same charges of stalking

Psychotic

Maybe I could make you my sexual Conquest