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attention ladies gentlemen and Prague snobs I have an important announcement that may shock you there are people out there that don't like the band tool I'm going to give you a minute while you pick up your heart your balls and a couple of other organs and you stitch yourself back together but this is true there are those out there that don't feel that tool is the bee's knees the cat's pajamas you know the best chin of the century and really tool seems like a band that has sort of this universal fan base but not everybody in the universe likes this group in fact typically perpetuates two different reactions the first of which are those that perk up at any sort of information whether it be real or you know ludicrous hoping that an album that's going to be released actually three years is going to come out in a week and then there are those that simply put their head and meet it with their hand and say not this band again Scroll scroll Scroll scroll is it gone good yeah this is a pen that actually has a little bit more of that sort of yes or no black and white style of band bass and anti fan base that we've seen a lot within the five reason series too much surprise to so much to the point that many people felt that finding five reasons people hated tool was an unassailable mountain well it's been a saleable and we're going to do it here are five reasons people hate tool and we're going to begin of course with number five number five is the base about whether or not their heavy metal yeah I know I know what you're thinking right out of the gates doesn't really matter and really the answer to that question is no it really doesn't matter however to a subsection of fans and anti bands that I have seen over the course of the past say seven to eight years really you could say ever since the release of 10,000 days or the invention of the Internet has definitely made this a point that needs to be debated but I've even seen this whenever I worked at a music store and heard people debating about what tool is or where they should be there are another one of those vans that should be kind of in the third edition of is it metal or is it rock because I don't remember if I put it in any of the first two editions that's a cheap plug but at any rate this is a group that they're real whenever it came to their music style is sort of always been help for challenge and whenever you consider whenever this van came out during the first part of the 1990s where grunge was really one of the big things that years were consuming and they had it themselves a fringe line band in Dallas and chains that easily could have been perhaps knocked over into the metal section in the ears of some tools a band that really that difference is what perpetuated more and more people to scope them out they were different than what you heard on the radio it gave them a little bit of an edge over some of the other bands out there their unique sound was also consumed on the radio which means that a lot of people feel well if they're able to get on the radio with their unique sound why not this fan why not this man why not my favorite band it's definitely something that's caused a lot more of the argument not just based around solely where they belong in a music store it's kind of ridiculous to was just able to break through that's just the way it goes number four Maynard James Keenan is pretentious now this is one that you're going to see among people that tend to not have very much information about the band like if you ask them to you know name five different songs they'll probably name you know the pot and sober and then they'll really struggle for the last three but aside from that they are these are also the types that are extremely internet savvy and read about Maynard's propensity to not speak the literal frontman during cool shows back off thing to stay closer to the back also they claimed this pretentiousness bass drum is vocal delivery at times as well based around the idea that at times it's sort of this sort of soft register that lingers in the background and then all of a sudden becomes front and center almost as though the EDA mania is based off of where his voice is like he wants you to follow it either way this is also cemented by some of his comments and some of the things that we're going to discuss with the next three reasons overall they buy this personality to be one of a highbrow prog snob you know the types that you see with the monocle that perhaps sipping a fine wine while listening gold yes records I kind of like old yes records does that make me a progress knob I'm wearing sunglasses not a monocle so explain that [ __ ] number three they like Patrol their fans I don't understand why this bothers people so much but it honestly does and it's something that just came back up once again within the past month recently they stated that there was going to brand-new tool album entitled take home and it was going to be based off of a 10 year anniversary of the release of 10,000 days and it was going to have songs that none a single one of them was under 12 minutes in length they would support to have a track listing and everything whether or not this is legit or not there's a good chance that it probably isn't - always been the type that has trolled their bands for quite some time to be perfectly honest other groups have done it as well Jason points Type O Negative they're also another group that is really liked to do this the tool is a little bit more famous for considering they're a little bit more well known than Type O Negative ones I know I know Type O Negative fans now collectively one who raised Peter Steele from the dead so they can kill me either way this is a main reason why some people have actually walked away from the band because they simply feel like they've been hurt too many times with patroling they've had to endure longer weights based around trolling the information from the trolling and the troll posts have just made them mad and made them saucy and sometimes even made him feel a little sad and based around that they can no longer enjoy the band anymore listen there was a time period where I myself couldn't enjoy tool for a little bit but it was based around a little bit of the you know I guess attachment that I had for this band based off of a couple people that I knew that were in my life and then all of a sudden worked that makes it a little bit difficult but after about you know Oh week you get over it after a couple of troll posts you have to learn to laugh at yourself you have to learn to laugh at the band maybe give him the finger if you really want to but at the same time whenever you get more legit information or even another troll post you're going to read it again trust me I know you I can see you I actually work for you know the people that are spying on number two release the damn album this goes with number three this has been the fact that this group has been notorious for their long waits whenever it comes to new releases and when coupled with the troll posts up whenever these albums are going to come out it certainly causes some real concern many people want the brand-new tool record to follow up 10,000 days I don't want to work wait 10,000 days for it because waiting 10,000 days is a long [ __ ] time it's like 30 years and we're already one third of the way there so why not go full hog I guess but it's definitely something that always seems to keep them grips especially whenever Maynard James Keenan himself is releasing other music with his other projects whether it be Lucifer or a perfect circle though it's been a while for a perfect circle so hey Maynard maybe at any rate this is something that infuriates a lot of people and has actually cost the man some of its dedicated core which you might find to be a little bit amazing considering the same type of stuff happen whenever ladder Ellis came out in fact whenever lateralis drop it was almost a shock whenever the first single broke and then whenever it came to 10,000 days the weight was very long it was five years and there was definitely some mixed information but with this recent wait for the follow-up the 10,000 days with the court battles that have gone on people are really unsure whether or not they can believe everything that they hear or believe everything that they see and read regarding this fan or if they're just being lazy and have it a good luck at the expense of their own fan base either way it steered some people aside it's caused a lot of anger and hurt feelings which again just feels absolutely astronomically weird but then again I guess it makes sense whenever the number one reason is the pretentious fanbase this is something that is only happened recently to be perfectly honest if this list was constructed you know 15 years ago two things would be true first of all it would look like [ __ ] and I have no idea where I would post it and two we wouldn't have this problem with a fanbase being pretentious this has been one that has really come with the meme generation it's one that seems to have appeared ever since say about 2007-2008 and this goes back to that idea that Toole fans believe that they are one of the best groups on the planet and that's traditionally what a rabid fan base will kind of have going for them they have a savage love for a bad they enjoyed them they are their primary love and that's typically okay however in recent memory they're being seen as one of these frogs snobby bands that really is always in conversation whenever it comes to any sort of musical illusion that these folks are talking about or any sort of musical discussion that they are a part of based around that idea there's a lot of folks that one point in time would have been a okay with listening the tool or checking them out for the very first time but now are going to step aside and figure it's not really worth it considering they're being barged with the information think about what happens whenever a big hit song a big hit you know pop song or country song or rap song or even rock song comes out and you see its share to you know your social media seven different times it's right there in a line you know now they've packaged it all together and whenever you see you know view eleven more posts and you click on it the whole thing is basically just saying the same thing this song is really good man this song makes me work man this song makes me wonder what is the first thing that you want to do chances are you don't want to touch it if it's not really your style second of all you'll check it out but you're going in jaded feeling like you're going to hate it it was instantaneously because it's popular now there are those out there that will follow everything that's popular and be just fine with it but whenever it comes to those on the other side viewing you know people talk about tool in such a highbrow way is almost the same effect almost the same idea they take a look at this they take a look at all the generalized backery that's going on based around this band and surrounding tool and they're immediately going to want to stand aside and not want to be a part of that it's that inclusiveness exclusiveness that overexposure idea that sometimes plagues some of the biggest bands no matter what genre that they're a part of either way if you're we're really being conversed about in a large style you're doing something right but there are still going to be those out there that seal that conversation and want to plug their ears there you have it ladies and gentleman five reasons why people hate tool which seems like the most impossible thing on the planet because to rid the tools awesome I love tool they're a great band I'm eagerly anticipating the follow-up the ten thousand days I'd like for it to be sooner rather than later but the band could take the time and to be artists that they didn't release a brand-new album I would be all that hurt anyhow but that's just me many people would disagree what do you disagree with about this list let me know in the comments below is there anything that you thought that we missed and if you think that there's another band that needs to be roasted and toasted birth to a crisp and their whole entire fanbase be puts on call let me know what band that is in the comments below as well my name is cover killer nation and until next time whatever we talk about five reasons why another band is disliked I'll talk to you guys