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Previously on Young Sheldon..
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Why do you look like you're gonna cry?
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A year ago, I was a TV
weather girl in San Antonio,
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and now I'm living in a
garage with the 17-year-old
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who got me pregnant.
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I'll be 18 before you know it.
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But not before you're a father!
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It's gonna be okay.
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Is it?
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I peed in the sink last night.
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Trust me. I'll fix this.
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Make yourself at home.
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Oh. Thank you so much.
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It's only temporary. I promise.
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Oh. No problem.
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Stay as long as you need.
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Bathroom's right down the hall.
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Oh, boy, a bathroom.
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Here you go...
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Scrambled eggs, bacon,
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biscuits and fresh-squeezed orange juice.
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Thank you. Looks amazing.
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Where's mine?
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You're not pregnant. She is.
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Well, I like to think we're pregnant.
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Really?
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Are your ankles swollen?
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Did you throw up this morning?
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Are you constipated?
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No, dear.
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Stop calling me "dear."
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I'm not your dear.
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You want breakfast, eggs are here,
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stove is there.
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Knock yourself out.
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I get she's pregnant.
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I don't know why you're so moody.
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On the count of three...
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I'm leaving, I'm leaving.
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Have a good day, Mama.
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Ugh. "Mama."
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Since losing his job,
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one of the few upsides for my dad
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was having the house to himself
to enjoy some peace and quiet.
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Billy!
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Stop feeding the chickens Cap'n Crunch!
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- But they like it.
- We've been over this.
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You don't eat their food,
they don't eat yours.
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Everything okay over there?
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Yeah.
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Doesn't sound okay.
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Oh. You don't want to know.
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Tell me.
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He's failing math,
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and they might hold him back.
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That's rough.
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I try helping him, but math
was never my strong suit.
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Yeah, I hear ya.
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And when you do try to
help 'em, they realize
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how dumb you are.
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You think...
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Sheldon would help Billy?
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I'm not sure helping
others is where he shines.
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Pissing 'em off...
He's got that down cold.
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Well, then I'm screwed.
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I can't afford a tutor.
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Let me talk to Sheldon,
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see what I can do.
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Appreciate it.
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Mom, look!
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That chicken is not a hat!
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Hurry.
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Hey. How was school?
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Sucked.
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Language.
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You asked, and it did.
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What happened?
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I don't want to talk about it.
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Are you sure?
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I'm a pretty good listener.
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Then why didn't you hear me say
I don't want to talk about it?
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- Is this about a boy?
- Mom.
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I-I do have some
experience on the subject.
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Please, the only two boys
you have experience with
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are Dad and Jesus.
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I'm gonna go talk to Meemaw.
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I know other boys.
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And then he walked right on
by me like I wasn't there.
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Does he even know you like him?
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I don't know. I've ignored
him, been mean to him.
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What else can I do?
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Sounds like you've tried everything.
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Okay.
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I've got an idea.
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Why don't you just tell him?
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But what if he doesn't like me back?
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I would die.
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You will not die.
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Oh, yes, I will. I will be dead,
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and you will be sad at my funeral.
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How about this...
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Why don't you get one
of your girlfriends
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to find out how he feels about you.
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- Why?
- Because then you don't
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have to put yourself on the spot.
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Okay. And if he doesn't like me back,
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I'll just keep being
mean to him until he does.
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I don't know why that works.
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Men are dumb.
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Does that mean we're
dumb for liking 'em?
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It's not a good look for us.
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You busy?
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Yes, but I'm also excellent
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at bifurcating my
cognitive abilities. Hit me.
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Billy is struggling with math, and, mm,
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his mom was hoping that
you could tutor him.
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I could.
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- Great.
- But I won't.
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Why not?
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Because me teaching Billy
is like trying to use
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the gravitational
power of a neutron star
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to change the spin of a boson.
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Don't do that.
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If he doesn't pass math,
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they're gonna hold him back.
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That's the system working.
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Very Darwinian.
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Yeah. Never mind.
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Yeah, I told Brenda teaching
wasn't really your thing.
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Well, it's not that I can't do it.
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Don't worry about it.
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You're good at a lot of things.
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Teaching just ain't one of 'em.
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I know what you're doing.
It's reverse psychology.
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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It's childish and obvious.
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- So you'll do it?
- Yes, I'll do it.
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Thanks for the pie.
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Mandy keeps bringing all
these leftovers from the diner.
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Well, she's lucky to have you.
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Mm-hmm.
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And Missy, too.
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Lucky, lucky.
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Oh, it's killing you, isn't it?
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What? No.
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I...
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I am happy
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that she has an adult she can confide in
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about...
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Come on. Just tell me.
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I would.
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But the bond between a girl
and her grandmother is...
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sacred.
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I am her mother and I am your daughter.
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Give me something.
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It's just boy stuff, okay?
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That she'd rather talk to you about.
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That's right.
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There you go.
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Eat those feelings.
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All right, I'm given
to understand you have
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a test coming up on negative
numbers and fractions.
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Yeah.
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So, what part don't you understand?
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Oh, boy.
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Let's take it back a step.
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Where do you stand on
addition, subtraction,
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multiplication and division?
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I'm against it.
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Oh, boy.
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Hope you like tuna salad.
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I brought you a whole tub.
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How old is it?
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I don't know, but the clock's ticking.
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Meemaw?
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Uh-oh.
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We need to talk.
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Hi.
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- Hi.
- What's going on?
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I told Heather that I liked Kevin
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so she could find out
if he liked me back.
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Then she asked him out.
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- What?
- She didn't even think
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he was cute until I said I liked him.
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Well, why'd you tell her?
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She told me to.
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'Cause that's how you find out
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if somebody likes you in school.
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That's o-one way.
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Why? What would you have done?
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Uh, well, you put him on Heather's radar
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when you said you liked him.
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I probably would have dropped a note
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in his locker or asked
one of his guy friends.
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That makes so much more sense.
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Why didn't you tell me that?
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I gave you good advice.
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It's not my fault Heather sucks.
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So what do I do now?
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Well, the first thing...
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I was talking to her.
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Okay, your basic arithmetic skills
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are disappointing but functional.
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Thank you.
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All right, let's talk
about negative numbers.
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I'm all ear.
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"Ears."
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No. "Ear."
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This one's clogged.
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Right. Okay.
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Negative numbers are numbers
that are less than zero.
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- But zero's nothing.
- Yes.
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So how can you have less than nothing?
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Let's see.
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How about this?
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If you have a dollar, that's one.
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If you have no dollars, that's zero.
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But if you owe me a
dollar, that's negative one.
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Does that make sense?
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I think so.
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All right, we're making progress.
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Mom!
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I owe Sheldon a dollar.
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Tomorrow, I'm gonna tell Heather
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what a bitch she is
in front of everyone.
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No, no, no. Don't show your cards.
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- Tomorrow, you're gonna be her best friend.
- Why?
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'Cause then she'll tell you things,
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and you can use those
things against her.
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Oh. You're good.
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I know.
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It's nice to have someone
to talk to about this stuff.
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My mom's pretty religious,
and my meemaw's kind of old.
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Hey.
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I'm sitting right here.
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Evening.
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I thought you were with Missy.
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Oh.
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I thought it was a good
idea if she talked to Mandy.
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They're closer in age.
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She threw you over, didn't she?
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Without hesitation.
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Stings, don't it?
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It do.
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Well, regardless,
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I'm glad Missy has
someone she can talk to.
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- Like a big sister.
- Yeah.
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Who got knocked up by a
17-year-old knucklehead.
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Why does she want to
talk to her instead of us?
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Pisses me off.
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Hey. What's up?
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Nothing. Just making dinner.
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What's going on with you?
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Just trying to stay busy.
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Keep my mind off the fact
that the mother of my child
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doesn't want me around.
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Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
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Hey. Maybe you could put
in a good word for me.
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And what would that word be?
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Take your pick. Dependable.
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Hardworking. Trustworthy.
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- Sexy.
- Georgie.
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You're right.
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Sexy's how I got into this pickle.
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And if you add negative
one and positive one,
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you get?
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Zero?
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Correct.
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I think I understand.
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- Good.
- One question...
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How can you have zero
if zero is nothing?
273
00:09:19,602 --> 00:09:21,123
It's not something that you have.
274
00:09:21,125 --> 00:09:23,563
Zero represents a state of nothingness.
275
00:09:24,912 --> 00:09:26,041
What does that mean?
276
00:09:26,043 --> 00:09:27,695
It's nothingness.
277
00:09:27,697 --> 00:09:29,569
The absence of somethingness.
278
00:09:30,476 --> 00:09:31,917
Trust me, zero is a thing.
279
00:09:31,919 --> 00:09:33,788
But you just said it's a nothing.
280
00:09:33,790 --> 00:09:35,485
I did.
281
00:09:35,487 --> 00:09:37,313
Which is it?
282
00:09:37,315 --> 00:09:39,141
A something or a nothing?
283
00:09:42,018 --> 00:09:43,296
We have a problem.
284
00:09:43,299 --> 00:09:44,407
What?
285
00:09:44,409 --> 00:09:45,931
Zero might not exist.
286
00:09:45,933 --> 00:09:49,265
Of course zero exists.
287
00:09:49,268 --> 00:09:51,007
Great. Then explain it to me.
288
00:09:51,010 --> 00:09:53,285
Easy. Zero is nothing.
289
00:09:53,288 --> 00:09:56,320
But how can nothing be a thing?
290
00:09:56,323 --> 00:09:57,725
Think of it this way...
291
00:09:57,727 --> 00:09:59,858
Picture an empty box.
292
00:09:59,860 --> 00:10:01,093
All right.
293
00:10:01,096 --> 00:10:02,443
What's in the box?
294
00:10:02,446 --> 00:10:03,609
Nothing.
295
00:10:03,612 --> 00:10:05,993
It's not nothing. Air,
atoms, molecules...
296
00:10:05,996 --> 00:10:08,257
That empty box is as
full as full can be.
297
00:10:08,259 --> 00:10:10,651
Regardless,
298
00:10:10,653 --> 00:10:12,957
zero is very important.
299
00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:14,612
I'm not saying it isn't important.
300
00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,657
I'm just saying the little
round guy ain't real.
301
00:10:16,659 --> 00:10:18,659
You're being silly.
302
00:10:18,661 --> 00:10:20,705
Zero is a number,
303
00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:22,576
like every other number.
304
00:10:22,578 --> 00:10:24,447
Oh, yeah? Can you divide with it?
305
00:10:24,449 --> 00:10:26,016
Well...
306
00:10:26,741 --> 00:10:28,175
No.
307
00:10:28,178 --> 00:10:30,104
In fact, the Greek
philosopher Parmenides said,
308
00:10:30,107 --> 00:10:32,630
"Nothing cannot exist,
because to speak of something
309
00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:35,284
is to speak of something that exists."
310
00:10:35,286 --> 00:10:37,591
Well, I suppose...
311
00:10:37,593 --> 00:10:39,546
you could look at it that way.
312
00:10:39,549 --> 00:10:41,070
Dr. Sturgis,
313
00:10:41,073 --> 00:10:42,596
zero isn't real.
314
00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:47,037
I feel dizzy.
315
00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:52,240
Need any help making dinner?
316
00:10:52,243 --> 00:10:53,476
You?
317
00:10:53,478 --> 00:10:54,622
Yeah.
318
00:10:54,625 --> 00:10:56,218
Since when?
319
00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:59,091
Since I thought I should learn
to cook for Mandy and the baby.
320
00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:03,269
Georgie, that is the sweetest
thing I've ever heard.
321
00:11:03,271 --> 00:11:04,792
Well, I'm a sweet boy.
322
00:11:04,794 --> 00:11:07,273
So what are we doing here?
323
00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:09,101
We are peeling potatoes.
324
00:11:09,103 --> 00:11:10,232
Cool.
325
00:11:10,234 --> 00:11:11,538
Why?
326
00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:13,366
'Cause we're making mashed potatoes
327
00:11:13,368 --> 00:11:14,976
and we don't want the skins in 'em.
328
00:11:14,978 --> 00:11:16,412
Uh-huh.
329
00:11:16,414 --> 00:11:18,284
Why?
330
00:11:18,286 --> 00:11:20,898
'Cause mashed potatoes
are supposed to be smooth.
331
00:11:20,901 --> 00:11:22,117
Hmm.
332
00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:23,984
You know a lot about potatoes.
333
00:11:23,987 --> 00:11:25,595
Go ahead. Peel one.
334
00:11:25,597 --> 00:11:26,727
You think I'm ready?
335
00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:28,688
Only one way to find out.
336
00:11:30,254 --> 00:11:31,558
I'll see ya later.
337
00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:33,429
- Where you going?
- To dinner.
338
00:11:33,431 --> 00:11:34,517
I'm cooking.
339
00:11:34,519 --> 00:11:36,432
Actually, we're cooking.
340
00:11:36,434 --> 00:11:37,825
Actually, we're bleeding.
341
00:11:37,827 --> 00:11:39,435
Mandy's taking me to dinner.
342
00:11:39,437 --> 00:11:40,698
What about homework?
343
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:41,699
Don't have any.
344
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:42,787
Can I go with y'all?
345
00:11:42,789 --> 00:11:44,656
I thought you were helping me cook.
346
00:11:44,659 --> 00:11:46,529
Hang on. Can I?
347
00:11:46,531 --> 00:11:48,053
No. It's girls' night.
348
00:11:48,055 --> 00:11:49,099
Bye.
349
00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:54,014
Might want to wash this one off.
350
00:11:54,017 --> 00:11:55,408
Oh.
351
00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:56,975
Any updates on Kevin?
352
00:11:56,977 --> 00:11:59,760
I did what you said and was
nothing but nice to Heather.
353
00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:01,153
Okay. How'd that go?
354
00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:02,371
So good.
355
00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:03,851
I found out she stuffs her bra.
356
00:12:03,853 --> 00:12:05,723
Huh. See? When the time is right,
357
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,246
you can destroy her with that.
358
00:12:07,248 --> 00:12:09,030
That's gonna be a good day.
359
00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:10,815
And that trick isn't
just for middle school.
360
00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:13,034
That's something you can use
for the rest of your life.
361
00:12:13,036 --> 00:12:15,602
You are so wise.
362
00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:17,386
Well, I have lived a little.
363
00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:18,518
And so pretty.
364
00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:19,780
You should be on TV.
365
00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:21,695
Actually, when I lived in San Antonio,
366
00:12:21,697 --> 00:12:23,305
I was a weather girl.
367
00:12:23,307 --> 00:12:25,434
Oh, my God, you were a TV star?
368
00:12:25,437 --> 00:12:27,222
Monday through Friday, 5:00 a.m.,
369
00:12:27,224 --> 00:12:28,441
right before the farm report.
370
00:12:28,443 --> 00:12:30,095
Okay, you're, like, my new hero.
371
00:12:30,097 --> 00:12:32,145
Oh, stop. You could
totally be a weather girl.
372
00:12:32,148 --> 00:12:35,143
No. They're all perfect
and blonde. Like you.
373
00:12:35,145 --> 00:12:36,884
Anybody can be blonde.
374
00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:38,843
You think Madonna's really blonde?
375
00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:40,409
What?
376
00:12:40,411 --> 00:12:41,715
She's a brunette.
377
00:12:41,717 --> 00:12:43,804
What about her Blond Ambition Tour?
378
00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:46,981
Ha. More like Bottle
Blond Ambition Tour.
379
00:12:46,983 --> 00:12:48,896
Funny and beautiful.
380
00:12:48,898 --> 00:12:51,118
No wonder my brother put a baby in you.
381
00:12:56,869 --> 00:12:58,043
What's wrong?
382
00:12:58,046 --> 00:12:59,428
Zero.
383
00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:01,213
Zero is wrong?
384
00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:03,812
Zero doesn't exist.
385
00:13:03,815 --> 00:13:05,130
I don't understand.
386
00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:06,500
Neither do we.
387
00:13:06,503 --> 00:13:08,916
Dr. Linkletter, there's
no such thing as zero.
388
00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:11,266
That's preposterous. Of course there is.
389
00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:13,399
Prove it, tough guy.
390
00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:19,059
Uh-oh.
391
00:13:22,453 --> 00:13:24,368
May I have that?
392
00:13:29,695 --> 00:13:30,853
Over here.
393
00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:39,035
Uh-oh.
394
00:13:45,447 --> 00:13:46,606
Let me see.
395
00:13:46,608 --> 00:13:48,390
- It's bad.
- Just stay calm.
396
00:13:48,392 --> 00:13:49,435
I'm sure it's fine.
397
00:13:49,437 --> 00:13:50,784
It's the end of my life.
398
00:13:50,786 --> 00:13:52,353
Just show me.
399
00:13:56,357 --> 00:13:58,879
Oh, my.
400
00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:01,055
That is... something.
401
00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:03,046
I can probably be homeschooled, right?
402
00:14:04,191 --> 00:14:05,726
It's okay. We can fix this.
403
00:14:05,729 --> 00:14:07,018
Before my parents get home?
404
00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:08,148
They're gonna kill me.
405
00:14:08,151 --> 00:14:09,411
Oh, man.
406
00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:11,065
Look at your head.
407
00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:13,024
- Shut up!
- Georgie, don't make this worse.
408
00:14:13,026 --> 00:14:14,677
There's worse?
409
00:14:14,679 --> 00:14:16,348
Anyone home?
410
00:14:16,351 --> 00:14:18,203
Okay, stay here. We'll stall him.
411
00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:20,031
Do you see her head?
412
00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:21,606
Oh.
413
00:14:21,609 --> 00:14:23,991
Hey. What's up?
414
00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:26,385
Nothing. Nada. Absolutely nothing.
415
00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:28,648
Where are the kids?
416
00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:31,999
Well, I believe Sheldon's at Billy's.
417
00:14:32,001 --> 00:14:33,914
Oh, good. He's helping him.
418
00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:35,960
- Mm.
- And Missy?
419
00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:37,309
Missy...
420
00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:39,093
That's a good question.
421
00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:40,573
I haven't seen her.
422
00:14:40,575 --> 00:14:44,579
I have not seen her, personally, myself.
423
00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:46,886
Okay.
424
00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:53,499
We're a good team, me and you.
425
00:14:53,501 --> 00:14:56,067
Oh, not now, Georgie.
426
00:14:56,069 --> 00:14:58,460
I'm afraid I have some bad news.
427
00:14:58,462 --> 00:15:01,318
If you mean I'm gonna
be left back, it's okay.
428
00:15:01,321 --> 00:15:02,364
You tried.
429
00:15:02,367 --> 00:15:04,162
No. Well, maybe.
430
00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:05,990
I have bad news about zero.
431
00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:07,382
It doesn't exist.
432
00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:08,920
So I was right?
433
00:15:08,923 --> 00:15:10,653
No one is more shocked than I am.
434
00:15:10,656 --> 00:15:12,910
I can't help you with your test.
435
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:15,477
Without zero, I don't even
know what math is anymore.
436
00:15:15,479 --> 00:15:16,696
Hmm.
437
00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:18,567
Yeah. Hmm.
438
00:15:18,569 --> 00:15:21,962
What if we just pretend it exists?
439
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:24,834
Are you saying to accept
zero as an act of faith?
440
00:15:24,836 --> 00:15:25,935
Was I?
441
00:15:25,938 --> 00:15:27,286
I think so.
442
00:15:27,289 --> 00:15:28,534
Okay.
443
00:15:28,536 --> 00:15:30,449
My mom accepts God as an act of faith,
444
00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:32,842
and zero is way more useful than God.
445
00:15:32,845 --> 00:15:35,385
- Do not say that around Pastor Jeff.
- Think about it.
446
00:15:35,388 --> 00:15:36,954
Without zero, we wouldn't have calculus.
447
00:15:36,956 --> 00:15:39,348
Without God, we wouldn't
have Spanish Inquisition.
448
00:15:39,351 --> 00:15:41,547
I know the Spanish word for "fajita."
449
00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:43,288
And don't forget... before the Big Bang,
450
00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:44,767
there was actually nothing.
451
00:15:44,769 --> 00:15:46,030
It's "fajita."
452
00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:48,119
So you could say the entire universe
453
00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:49,676
was born out of zero.
454
00:15:49,679 --> 00:15:52,384
Meaning that zero created
the universe, not God.
455
00:15:52,386 --> 00:15:54,386
Maybe we should pray to it.
456
00:15:54,388 --> 00:15:56,085
I think we should.
457
00:15:57,731 --> 00:15:59,731
Zero, it's me, Sheldon.
458
00:15:59,734 --> 00:16:01,395
I know I doubted you, but in my defense,
459
00:16:01,398 --> 00:16:02,785
you're literally nothing.
460
00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:05,450
I would like to thank you for
all the gifts you've given us...
461
00:16:05,453 --> 00:16:07,660
The null set, Fibonacci sequence,
462
00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:09,009
binary language.
463
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:11,011
I could go on ad infinitum,
464
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:12,273
but not without you.
465
00:16:12,275 --> 00:16:14,667
Ask Zero to help me pass my test.
466
00:16:14,669 --> 00:16:16,887
Zero's not magic. You
still have to study.
467
00:16:16,890 --> 00:16:18,845
Oh. Then I'm going back to Jesus.
468
00:16:18,847 --> 00:16:20,871
Jesus, please help me.
469
00:16:20,874 --> 00:16:23,660
I'm already the biggest
kid in sixth grade.
470
00:16:24,853 --> 00:16:25,895
Amen.
471
00:16:25,897 --> 00:16:28,246
Amen.
472
00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:34,351
Hello? Who's in there?
473
00:16:34,354 --> 00:16:35,788
Me.
474
00:16:35,791 --> 00:16:37,421
I need to use the bathroom.
475
00:16:37,424 --> 00:16:39,034
Give me a minute.
476
00:16:42,305 --> 00:16:45,233
Can someone give me a
hand with these groceries?
477
00:16:45,236 --> 00:16:46,583
Sure. Dad, come on.
478
00:16:46,586 --> 00:16:48,192
I got to go to the bathroom.
479
00:16:48,195 --> 00:16:49,615
Hey, Mandy.
480
00:16:49,617 --> 00:16:50,895
Mrs. Cooper.
481
00:16:50,898 --> 00:16:53,140
What brings you here?
482
00:16:53,142 --> 00:16:55,403
Just saying hi to Georgie.
483
00:16:55,405 --> 00:16:57,494
Why, hello to you, too.
484
00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:00,541
Let's get a move on.
485
00:17:03,805 --> 00:17:05,109
Oh, boy.
486
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:06,893
Damn it, Missy. I'm two seconds away
487
00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:09,026
from peeing in your
mother's prayer garden.
488
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,680
Look what I found.
489
00:17:11,682 --> 00:17:13,073
What the hell?
490
00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:15,336
Melissa Cooper, what did you do?
491
00:17:15,338 --> 00:17:18,557
Yeah. What did you do?
492
00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:19,949
Yeah.
493
00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:21,212
Good news. I think Billy
494
00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:23,127
might pass his math test tomorrow.
495
00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:24,911
There's a math test tomorrow?
496
00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:26,478
Your hair is upsetting me.
497
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:28,569
Screw it. I'm going outside.
498
00:17:37,445 --> 00:17:39,273
You can cheat off me if you want.
499
00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:40,448
I studied.
500
00:17:40,451 --> 00:17:42,017
Thanks.
501
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:45,809
I'm not saying it was God or zero,
502
00:17:45,812 --> 00:17:48,325
but a small miracle did happen that day.
503
00:17:48,328 --> 00:17:50,832
Billy passed the test with a 68
504
00:17:50,835 --> 00:17:53,505
and went on to the seventh grade.
505
00:17:53,507 --> 00:17:56,203
Where he remained for
the next several years.
506
00:17:56,206 --> 00:18:03,351
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