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Previously, on "The Villains of Valley View"....

I didn't want to tell you guys

but there's something else I can do.

You have super speed?

- I'm Hartley. - Declan. Nice to meet you.

This is Oculon for Onyx.

It's clear Havoc and her family

are here in Valley View.

I'll find them soon.

And they'll never see it coming.

Guess what.

I got an "A" today.

Really?

This is Tina Stevenson's test.

I didn't say it was my "A."

- Hey, Hartley. - Hi, Declan.

I like your shirt.

The color really makes your abs pop...

I mean, your eyes pop!

Thanks. You're so cute you make any color pop.

Sup, J?

'Sup, Dec.

Okay, who was that and what was that?

Declan. He's a new student from Chicago.

I'm kinda crushing on him.

Yeah, kind of got that

from the way your jaw hit the table

and your tongue rolled out like a rug.

Did you know about this?

- The Hartley/Declan thing? - Yeah.

We went mini-golfing last week.

Well, they golfed, I caddied.

Why didn't anybody tell me? I tell you everything!

You didn't tell me when you "borrowed" 20 bucks

from my wallet yesterday.

That's 'cause you caught me in the act.

If you want a confession,

you gotta let me commit the crime!

Okay. Look, the reason I've been keeping Declan

a secret from you is...

I didn't want you to ruin things.

I'm sorry.

What did you just say?

Oh, boy. What's that, Dec?

I hope you're right there, Dec. See ya.

Why would I ruin things?

Because you don't trust anyone!

You assume everyone's got a hidden agenda!

That is not true.

Five minutes ago you threatened to sue

the lunch lady for short-changing me.

- She's a crook! - She's 80!

She's an experienced crook!

Look, Hartley, I know you're kindhearted and trusting,

but sometimes people can take advantage of that.

I know that because I'm usually one of those people.

But I can also help protect you from it.

Being trusting doesn't make me naive.

It's only been a couple of weeks

but Declan seems like a good guy.

I think you should give him a chance.

That's kinda hard to do when I haven't even met him yet.

Okay, okay. Fair enough. I'll introduce you.

And, if things go well,

maybe we could all go mini-golfing.

Yeah, probably not.

The Putt Putt Palace banned me for swinging

my club at things other than a ball.

Oh, so that's why the windmill was down to one blade.

Oh, there's that lunch lady!

Time to get your money back!

Come here, Gladys!

Oh, don't you scoot away from me!

Hit the turbo, Gladys. Hit the turbo!

Hi.

This is Oculon for Onyx.

Havoc and her family are blending

into Valley View better than we expected.

But I've located the perfect person

to help identify them.

She's naive, trusting,

and she's gonna lead us straight to our targets!

Theme music playing...

*THE VILLAINS OF VALLEY VIEW* Season 01 Episode 13

Episode Title: " Friend Or Foe" Aired on: October 14, 2022.

Have you ever noticed our history teacher

dresses like he's still in high school?

Yeah. Our history books and his fashion sense

both stop in 1985.

- Good one, Dec! - Give me some.

Uh, yeah, we're not there yet.

Wow! Who knew you two would be hitting it off so well.

Yeah, we actually have a lot in common.

We both like making fun of people.

You crack me up, Amy.

You're way funnier than the kids back in Detroit.

Wait, Detroit?

Hartley told me you were from Chicago.

Detroit's pretty far from there.

I think. Got a "D" in geography.

That's true. You did say you're from Chicago.

Oh, well I moved around a lot as a kid.

And I didn't have many friends.

Unless you count the movers.

Did I mention I don't have friends?

Come on, I'll introduce you to some people.

Oh, by the way, when you meet a guy named Ralph,

don't look him in the eye.

It's a whole thing.

Jake! Declan just told me he's from Detroit!

So, what, now you hate Motown?

No, Hartley told me he said he was from Chicago.

Well, did he have an explanation?

Yeah, but something about it just felt wrong.

Look, Amy, when we were in the villain world,

we always worry people are out to get us

probably because we're numbers two through six

on the most wanted list.

But here things are different,

you can't just condemn someone on a gut feeling.

I'm just worried about Hartley.

I mean, if her new crush is a liar, she should know.

Look, I've gotten to know Declan and he's a good guy.

He didn't even cheat at mini-golf. And believe me,

he really should've cheated at mini-golf.

Fine. If you and Hartley both like the guy,

I'll leave it alone.

It's time to focus on the real menace,

our history teacher and his fashion crimes.

Give it up, Mr. Morris.

We all know it's a tie, not a piano.

Okay!

Mom should be home any minute

and it's her first day of work since we got to Texas,

so we should make her feel really proud

unless she thinks the banner says it all

then we can just leave.

Wait. The last time we tried

to congratulate Mom on a job thing,

we were blown out of our lair by a giant fireball.

So are we sure we want to do this again?

Uh, yes.

Plus now, she's working at Little Duke's Pizza

so if we're nice maybe she can nab us some garlic knots.

Oh, shoot, I forgot the balloons.

I gotcha.

Fun fact, balloons and super-speed do not mix.

Congratulations!

How's your first day, Mom?

Terrible.

This is how the last one started.

Here comes the fireball!

That Little Duke is a big grouch.

Really? He seems so happy on the pizza box.

Plus he's got that fun handlebar mustache

that's just beggin' to be twirled.

I'm trying to grow one.

I know. We all laugh

when your one little hair blows in the wind.

The worst part is Little Duke's super slow

at making pizzas.

And since I mostly get paid in tips,

I'm hardly making any money!

Oh, I'm sorry you had a bad day, honey.

Is that pizza for us?

No, I'm supposed to deliver it to the Greenblatts.

I just stopped home to complain.

Could be another reason why you're not getting any tips.

I also ate a slice.

And there's another reason.

Eva, I have a thought.

Who needs Little Duke's when I can build a super-powered

pizza oven that makes pizzas ten times as fast as he can?

And since super-speed is one of my multiple new powers,

I can use it to deliver the pizzas

door-to-door in seconds!

We'll get huge tips!

Colby, that's a great idea.

You know, I think it's time

you all start calling me by my new name:

The Chosen One.

I wish we could choose another one.

If you all saying that my new job

is you all doing the work

while I sit around and count the money?

Well, then I accept.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Little Duke's has been around for years

and they're the most popular place in town for a reason.

You can't beat quality with quantity.

We wouldn't be competing with Little Duke,

we would be replacing him.

I'll re-direct his orders to our phone line

and we'll take all his business!

What?! No way. Count me out.

- Jake, do you love your mom? - Yes.

Do you want her to be successful at her job?

- Yes. - Do you want to be the face

of "Little Jake's Pizza"?

Do I get a mustache?

Oh, yeah.

Let's go sell some pies!

Monica. Shy book worm, gets straight A's.

Definitely not our target.

Francesca. Snarky rule-breaker.

Might be a possibility.

Might just need a hug.

Declan, what are you doing?

Oh, hey, Amy.

Uh, I was just setting myself a reminder.

Gotta hit the gym class. See ya.

A reminder to what?

To say weird stuff about people into your watch?

Something's up with this dude.

Valley View, day one of my search for...

Amy?

What are you doing in my locker?

I'm waiting. What are you up to?

- What are you up to? - What are you up to?

- What are you up to? - Hey.

What are you two up to?

I came back to get my sneakers

and I caught Amy going through my locker.

What? Amy, is that true?

Only because he was recording weird notes on his watch.

That's right. Detroit Declan's a little dodgy.

- I can show you. - Be my guest.

Reminder to buy Hartley flowers.

Aww. That's the weird note?

FYI, I'm a daisy girl.

No, when I played this memo before,

it was something completely different.

Let me try another one.

I may be late to the game,

but I think I'm starting to get this whole K-Pop thing.

Am I right or am I right?

You're a K-popper? I'm a K-popper.

Okay. K-pop later. Something is up here!

Yeah! You're violating someone's privacy!

Hartley, you gotta believe me. I know what I heard.

He's definitely taking notes on other students.

So what?

He's new here and wants to learn who everyone is.

That's why we're going to the Round Up

so I can go through the yearbook with him

and give him the scoop on everybody.

And you don't think that's weird?

I mean, why would he invite you out,

just to talk about other people?

Because he's trying to make friends.

You know what it was like when you first moved here.

You didn't know anyone and now you're friends with...

a few people.

You're being generous.

This is why I didn't want to tell you

about him in the first place.

I like Declan. He wants to buy me flowers.

No one's ever bought me flowers but my grandma.

And I'm not even sure those were meant for me.

The card read: "Sorry for your loss."

Please, do not mess this up for me.

I don't know what you're up to

but I know what I heard.

Sorry.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Restore deleted messages.

You just got Dec'd.

Reminder, find a new catchphrase.

Thanks for calling Little Jake's.

Yeah, it's Jake now, Little Duke died.

Well, I'm glad you liked your pizza, Mrs. Musero!

No, we can't tell you our secret recipe!

By the way, what is our secret recipe?

Oh, it's the same as Little Duke's.

I scanned their pizza and copied the ingredients to a tee!

Well, almost.

The dough's made of the same synthetic polymer

I used to make your clone's skin!

Yeah, I'll just stick with "we can't tell her."

Sorry it took so long.

I had to make a pit stop

and that's not something you want

to super-speed through.

But check out this huge tips I got.

Don't just stand there, show mama the money.

I love my new job!

Little Jake's, can you please hold?

Little Jake's, can you please hold?

Please hold. Please hold. Please hold.

Word is out about our delivery time!

Orders are flying in faster than we can make 'em.

You know what that means?

That we're a success?

No, that we need to go faster!

I tweaked the machine so the pizzas box themselves.

Now let's speed this baby up!

Please hold. Pleas hold, Please hold.

Little Jake's pizza.

No, we do not have garlic sticks!

Or cinnamon sticks!

Or mozzarella sticks!

We're Little Jake's Pizza,

not Little Jake Sticks.

I can't see where I'm going.

That's okay. Just don't super speed in any walls.

We won't be able to tell you from the pizza.

Why am I here? Your family moving out?

Brought the paperwork just in case.

You know, Ceals, I've been thinking.

- Don't call me Ceals. - Got it.

We don't hang out much, you and me.

There's a reason for that.

Right.

Anyway, I was wondering if you could do me a favor.

Do you remember the last time I did someone a favor?

- No. - Me neither.

- Wait! It's about Hartley. - What about Hartley?

I can't put my finger on it but there's something up

with this guy Declan that she's been hanging out with.

And she doesn't want me getting involved.

- Can't say I blame her. - That's why I'm turning to you.

Can't say I blame you.

Hartley won't listen to me but there is one person

she always listens to...

Say it...

- Her grandmother. - Good girl.

Maybe you could check him out tonight

and see if you notice anything unusual.

Wait.

So you want me to go down

to the Round Up

and spy on my granddaughter's date?

- Well, I mean only if... - I'm in!

Oh! I'll go get my suction cup spy shoes.

Spy shoes? Why do you have those?

I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you.

Good one.

Do you see me laughing?

Wow, so you sing, too?

Seems like you're good at everything.

Well, I wouldn't say that. But you can.

Hey, would it be cool if we look at your yearbook?

Oh. Right. Sure.

I want to hear about everyone. And don't leave anything out.

The more I know about someone,

the more it helps me remember them.

And if I say yes, no, or maybe after it,

- just ignore it. - Okay.

Well, that's Stella Reed. Definite troublemaker.

Tim Futternutter, good guy, bad last name.

- And that's... - Wait,

tell me more about Stella Reed.

What kind of troublemaker?

And is she from Valley View or new like me?

There! You see what I mean?

You expect me to hear that?

I told you we should have burned the table.

I'm gonna tip-toe a little closer.

Smooth.

What do you have plungers on the bottom of those things?

I thought we were gonna drop down from the ceiling.

Then I remember this is an amateur operation.

So that's the rest of the freshmen.

How about some chips and salsa?

I'm guessing you're a hot guy.

I mean, you like it hot.

I mean, the salsa.

You know what? Let's just go with the guac.

Sounds good.

- Seems like a polite boy to me. - Don't let him fool you.

Now that she's leaving, he's gonna do something weird.

Watch.

Oh, he's pouring water.

What a waste of my time.

I charged my night-vision goggles for nothing.

Night vision goggles?

What exactly did you think was gonna happen here?

You never know when you're gonna have

to chase someone through the woods.

Just trust me, something's gonna happen. Keep watching.

Oh, look, I bet he's gonna steal that guy's wallet.

Excuse me, sir?

You dropped this.

That's it?

The only thing that boy did wrong

was not check him down for finder's fee.

I'm gonna go introduce myself.

Feel free to leave.

No, wait!

Grandma? What are you doing here?

And why are you wearing your spy shoes?

Your friend Amy wanted me to spy on you and Declan

because she thinks he's weird.

Amy!

Oh, was this not my house?

I'm still pretty new to the area.

I don't know how much more I can take.

We've delivered two thousand pizzas,

how many slices of hot synthetic skin can this town eat?

I can't do this anymore. I'm exhausted.

The Chosen One is choosing to quit.

I never thought I'd say this,

but there's too much money to count!

I'm officially rich and miserable.

I quit, too!

Well, we can't quit now!

My oven is making pizza faster than ever.

She won't stop making pizzas.

That's right, I made it too good!

How could you have made it "too good"

when you made it worse? This was your terrible idea!

Well, it's partly Colby's too! Blame him.

He's old enough to shame!

You sure you want to do that?

I saw what you put in the sausage.

No, that's actually what they really put in sausage!

Jake, why did you stop taking orders?

We don't close for three more hours.

Three more hours!

I just got off the phone with a very angry customer.

- Who? - Little Duke!

Did he say what it was regarding?

Little Duke, we're sorry.

After careful consideration, we now realize

that poaching the business you worked your entire life

to establish may have been the wrong thing to do.

Here's your money.

And here's your mustache. Ow!

I just pulled my one hair out.

Don't worry. You'll grow another one in a few years.

So what time shall I come in tomorrow?

Aww, there's that Little Duke smile!

And that's what we get for trying to work for our money.

It's bad enough that you were spying on me and Declan

but now you've roped in my grandma, too?

The woman has an interrogation kit in the trunk of her car.

I wouldn't say I roped her in.

Look, I know you think I'm overreacting

but I swear I'm only trying to protect you.

Well, guess what, because of all your prying,

now Declan thinks you're the one I shouldn't trust.

He's been asking all sorts of questions about you.

What kind of questions?

How I know you.

What kind of person you are.

How long you've been here.

Yikes!

Someone can't mind their own business.

Yeah. Next thing you know,

he'll be breaking into my locker.

Really?

Look, don't worry, I protected you.

I told him we were life-long friends.

If anyone asks,

we met at the Williams sisters' tennis camp.

Team Venus, Team Serena.

Thanks for having my back.

And I hope you know all I was trying

to do was have yours.

And I appreciate it.

But can you at least try to be a little more trusting?

Believe me. I want to be

but I can't shake the feeling

that something's off with Declan.

I mean, I don't see it

but it's possible I could be blinded

by his absolutely charming personality.

Okay, that one I did on purpose.

But if it makes you feel any better

maybe I could take things a bit slower

until I really get to know him.

- That's all I ask. - Good.

Because that's all I'm willing to give.

Well, since you and Grandma already crashed my date

we might as well make it a group thing.

I'll order us some tacos.

Great.

And I'll watch you pay for them.

Gotta say, that Amy is a whole thing.

You're telling me.

It's been one strange thing after another

since her family showed up in town a few months ago.

- A few months ago? - Yeah.

That's when they moved here.

So Amy and Hartley aren't life-long friends?

What? They've only been friends for a few months

and I'm still trying to talk her out of it.

So Amy's not from Texas?

Can you picture that girl in a cowboy hat?

No, her family moved from...

Come to think of it,

they never really did give me a straight answer

- on where they're from. - Really?

That's odd.

Her whole family's odd.

Her dad's always bragging about how smart he is.

If he was that smart, he'd buy a comb for that porcupine head.

And don't get me started on her mother and two brothers.

- Two brothers? - Yeah. They're all shifty.

Always acting startled when I go into their house uninvited.

You know, like, they've got something to hide.

Hey, everything okay?

Everything's great.

Well, I hope you all like pizza

because we're gonna be eating it for your next meal

and your last meal.

Why does my crust have a rash?

Don't ask.

Well, even though it turned out to be a complete disaster,

thank you all for trying to help me succeed at my new job.

And thank you all for reminding me

that it's not worth selling your soul

for a fake mustache.

This is Oculon for Onyx.

I've identified Havoc and her family.

Next step,

to get inside their home

so I can strike when they least expect it.

See you soon, "Maddens."