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Hey there Sleepy Man

Try not to wake you

It feels like I'm in some Buddhist Garden or something

I have never felt so well rested in my entire life

Well I aim to please

Please

Satisfied Beyond his Wildest Dream

Sounds like you were disappointed

I can only pray my life is filled with such disappointments you're cute

Am I going to go on the way

Play shift

I wanted to make you breakfast

Make it dinner

What's

What kind of job makes you work this late on a Sunday

For some people

What is the seventh day wasn't intended

What kind of people

Mr negative if you so kindly call me

Has been thrown for a loop

She's incredible

Got a great personality

Sorry I'm late

Well well well well

Afterglow

At 9:15 on a Sunday evening

Does my Linda finally have a boyfriend

Oh yeah way better than Rhonda

Please

Jane I won't even dignify that with a response

Linda eclipse is all women

What's present and future

All I want to do is have some fun

Well well well well well

Looks like someone's trying to impress me is it working

Atmosphere will only get you so far I know I know but you are

Is it going to be amazed at my culinary expertise

I just need

Frank Pacheco

Is my order ready yet

Proofs in the wonton soup arrives oh you're going to thank me for not cooking

To the hippest coolest sports writer around

I'm proud to call you one of my very best friends Mike

PS thanks for helping me with my hookshot

Why are you really know him

You

I had this girl over one

He may not have written it but

It just so happens I am the Hipp

I'll be the judge of that

Starving

Say that you're having some sort of aversion to tell me what you do for

It's no big deal whatever it is

Sure about that huh

Case you haven't figured it out

I like you hell of a lot Linda

What a person does for a living is what people like

I don't like

I'm sort of

Employed by the winstons spa

I'm a call girlfriend

What does that mean

It means I'm a call girl

You're telling me

You accept money

That's about as close to Webster's definition As It Gets

You all need to sit down

I need to sit down

Are you okay

Just a little bit of

How long you been doing this

It's okay it's just it's okay for now

What do you mean

I mean

You're very beautiful

Intelligent woman

I like my life just the way it is

Wait a minute

You're telling me you enjoy being a hooker I think I should make things as clear as possible

Greyhound who had a dream shattered

I'm someone

Who took a job out of curiosity

And found out she enjoyed it

It was you who said just last night that I have a

Apparently I give men uncommonly satisfying sexual pleasure

For this they pay me

Too much if you ask me

I only work 20 hours a week

And I get

Meet some incredibly interesting people

Sure you do and then ejaculate all over you

I'm out of here

4750

Hello

I'm looking for Linda

I'm not sure if she's here who should I say is looking for her

Give me some time

I'll see if I can find Linda

I truly want to apologize for what I said yesterday

Are you trying to tell me

Would a person doesn't hear and what they do out there are two completely separate things

If a person wants to be with you they should understand that

Just forget about it

Yeah really

Look I got to get back to work

My editor has an account

Nice to meet you

Enjoy

How are you tonight

I had a great time

You'll have to come back soon

Good

Now do you understand how I feel

Too clearly

It wasn't as easy for me

I'm falling in love with you

I don't want to lose you Frank

But this is what I do

At least for now

I'm sure someday

Leave this job but not today

It was great knowing you

Have a good life

All right

What the hell

You just have to help me understand where I fit into

I work a job

The world's oldest profession

What time is part of my job description not love

I don't let anybody in or out of my room

Let them feel that they bought my heart

That I give free of charge

When the right guy comes along

Moderately attractive

Has a mean hook shot