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Take it.

Day by day.

Snow and rain and the bright sunshine.

Stop.

Stop.

Scary.

What the fuck?

Court order for asset seizure.

You gotta pay your property taxes, Maddie.

No, This is a mistake.

And negotiating a payment schedule with them?

I guess they've done negotiating.

What?

So they're taking my car?

I'm an Uber driver.

No.

My problem.

How the fuck am I supposed to pay their taxes?

Just bartending.

My problem is that you just went radio silent.

Is that what this is about?

No.

I also have a contract with the county.

But I'm saying a little explanation about why I never heard from you again.

That would have been nice.

You can't just ghost people.

Three months is not nothing.

Three months, it's not longer.

In a good way.

Gary, please stop.

You were right, OK?

My feelings for you were so intense

that I got scared and freaked out.

Is that true?

Yes, of course it's true.

You big dummy.

Just last night I was doing laundry and I thought to myself.

I missed that fucker.

I miss hearing about what The Jets were doing wrong.

What you would do differently

if you ran The team would be so much better, right?

You'd be so much better.

The other day I saw a green sock and I was like.

Bad Scaries.

This feels good.

Just say my car wasn't here, OK?

Yeah, you know what?

I will do that.

Because it's not going to be here.

That's my cousin, Bonjourno.

He's from Italy.

Gary, I swear to God, he's my cousin.

He's my second cousin.

They're culture.

Have you ever been to Italy?

I wanted closure.

And I got closure.

Thank you.

Come on.

It was just a fling.

No.

No, it wasn't.

Not to me.

Right about you.

Wait, your sister who was arrested for elder abuse?

OK, Gary.

There's something seriously wrong with you.

What do you think?

You're so perfect you're indecisive, which is annoying.

OK.

I'm sorry.

Could you drop me off?

I'm turning out the call today.

God, you know.

I just can't decide.

My answer.

You think that shows that?

Hi Gary, What can I get you?

Get a banana bread.

Actually, wait, hold on.

Yeah, I gotta go.

Lemon loaf.

We're going to.

Ohh my heated.

Can be 450.

Right.

Thank you.

What the hell are you doing Trying to save my house, Gary?

No, no, no, no, no.

You got to get it together, Maddie.

One more infraction, you lose your licence.

Gotta gotta.

Licence is gonna do when I don't have a car.

My mom left me that house.

It's paid off.

Can they do this?

Well, if you haven't paid your taxes, they can.

So these rich folks move in and then an hour taxes tripled.

Bullshit.

Good news is you have until September 1st.

We'll pay it off.

Not without a car, man.

You have any idea how much money I lose every day?

I'm not Ubering summers.

When I make my nut for the year, I get it, these people.

Are moving in trying to push me out.

Do you have any idea what that feels like?

Of course you do.

See on the water, alright.

New house right on the water.

I just tried out the old place, got to come out with line.

On the boat every day.

We're not open until noon.

And what problem can you right back?

It is new.

It's 1157.

God.

Now what time is it?

1156.

Why don't you go weed on your boat

and I'll blow the fog horn when we're open.

Or you can drink.

What is going on here?

Sir, I will make your drink for you.

Good Lord.

You know what?

Fuck that.

You need to fire her.

I can't fire.

She has a disability.

But no, I don't.

You don't?

No.

That's the reason why I hired you.

Ohh.

Shit.

You know what?

We cannot stop this summer like this, OK?

You can be a bitch any other month.

In a year.

Be a bitch in October.

Be a bitch in March.

Don't be a bitch in June, OK?

Because these people keep our lights on.

These people are the reason I'm losing my house.

I'm sorry, Fern, I'm just having a really shitty morning.

Yeah, I see that.

You know it helps me.

Folding napkins.

Ohh this car is only $1000.

Ohh no, that's just the tyres.

You're not going to find anything on Craigslist.

I've looked everywhere.

You could always sell your kidney.

It's your hair, your plasma, your eggs.

Human body's a cash cow.

People don't understand that, Jim.

I can feel our baby getting Dumber.

Well, I'm just trying to help.

You could always rent the house out.

No, I can't stand the thought of those summer people being in my house.

Ohh.

Hey, hey, look at this.

Yeah.

Need a car for college?

Date our 19 year old son this summer.

He's a wonderful young man,

extremely smart but socially very shy.

He's never had a girlfriend and we've tried everything.

We're looking for an attractive,

kind and intelligent woman early in the mid 20s.

To date him and bring him out of his shell

before he leaves for College in the fall.

In exchange, we'll give you a Buick Regal clean,

rust free, 40K miles.

Serious inquiries only.

Date is in quotes.

It's gotta be a joke right now.

Now, have you seen these helicopter parents

and they'll do everything for their kids?

I'm surprised they're not going to fuck them themselves.

It does say early to mid 20s though.

That's OK, I can pass for that.

OK, Maddie, you won't even rent your house out,

but now you're going to rent out your

badge.

Jim, the adults are talking.

Ohh just cause I'm a guy,

I can't express an opinion on this exactly.

Yeah, shut up.

You have a Roadrunner tattoo covering your entire back.

I don't think you should tell anybody what to do with their body.

Nope.

What about an only fans page?

What's an only fans page, Jim?

That would take too long.

I need a car now.

I'm just surprised you're actually considering this.

That's all I'm saying.

I've had a one night stand before

and gotten 0 Buick regals for it.

Can't.

Babe, you don't know this,

but women have all sorts of reasons for having sex.

I mean, I had sex once

because I don't want to commute in the morning.

I've had sex with the guy wants to get out of playing Settlers of Catan.

I had sex with a guy once on a first date

because I thought he was going to kill me.

Jesus, with me now, babe, she's talking about you, dumbass.

Yeah.

Wait, firing?

No, tourist.

You guys are missing out.

Probably not even real.

It would be the fastest way to get a car.

Ohh yeah it would probably cream the shorts as soon as he saw you.

Then you could just drive right home.

God, Jim.

Well, my opinion.

These people use us, so why don't we use them?

I just know my mom wouldn't want me to save that house.

Yeah, things are so expensive here now.

You think I wanna wait tables after teaching kids all year?

Listen me, you're really in a pinch.

You can use our van.

I'll send Sarah over there to fuck the kid instead.

What's wrong with you?

OK, I'm just trying to keep it light.

Really think it.

Kid wants to have sex with you when your current condition.

Get back into the sea.

Just open a beer.

Go to the sea.

It's called Go in the ocean, right?

Just keep paddling.

Maddie.

Ohh hi.

Any trouble finding the place?

No.

Found it.

Ohh well, welcome to our home.

I'm Alison and this is my husband, Laird Laird.

Like lasagna.

Lasagna.

No layered.

Players, if they're not right, Yeah, one syllable.

Layered, OK.

Just call me layered.

I can't.

So should I come up or do you want to come down?

Here you go.

Come on.

Come on up.

That'd be great.

Come on.

I just want you to know we have the utmost respect for sex workers.

I'm not a sex worker.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, no.

So, Maddie.

Tell us about yourself.

Where are you from here?

Actually, Wow, a local.

I'm jealous you get to live in paradise all year long.

I meant to ask this on the phone, but how old are you?

Well.

I know you were looking for someone early to mid 20s.

I'm slightly older, right?

How old?

I just turned 29 recently last year.

So you're 29 last year.

And how old are you like right now?

One more year older, so 30, yeah.

32.

May I be frank?

I'm assuming that I'm here because you haven't found anyone yet,

and the reason you haven't

found anyone yet is because young girls aren't idiots.

It's not their fault they're young, but.

This is your son we're talking about.

What you need is someone who looks like a peer.

But has the maturity to be able to handle this

with the tact and sensitivity the situation

requires?

She's good.

Good.

Good answer.

We've just been so worried about our son.

Percy is so.

Loving.

And he's so sensitive and he's extremely bright.

Yeah, he's going to Princeton next year.

No, I've heard of it.

He's an amazing musician, but he won't play for anyone.

He's just having a lot of trouble socially, you know?

And as a mother,

that's just been really hard to watch these past four years.

He's always on his phone.

He doesn't come out of his room.

He doesn't have any friends.

He doesn't talk to girls, He doesn't drink, doesn't go to parties.

Doesn't drive, doesn't do anything that I did.

We can't send him to college like that.

You know he'd never make it.

Well, that's why you called a professional.

Not a professional, just.

A girl who needs a car.

Yeah.

We didn't come by this easily, you know.

We tried everything to bring him out of his shell.

We're at the end of our rope.

I was shy when I was first.

She's age, but I dated this girl right before I went to college,

and she really opened

me up sexually.

OK, Barbara.

Anyway, by the time I got to college,

I was out of my shell and thriving.

Yeah, and that's what we want for Percy.

Does this him.

Yes.

Wow.

He's adorable, isn't he?

Hmm.

Well.

How does this work?

Yeah?

Fire system or that and we know his passcode.

That's not good.

No, we've seen his Internet history.

Yeah, the porn is graphic, but not gay.

A little gay.

Large groups of people?

Hmm.

Not to look a gift horse in the mouth,

but it would have to be a view.

It's just what Dad drove.

Umm, OK then why don't you date Percy and the Buick is yours

And just don't just date

him, you know, get to know him because he's a really good kid.

So when you say date him,

do you mean date him or date him?

Yes.

Yeah, that's correct.

Data.

Data Mart.

All data's brains out.

So is he in his room?

Should I cheque out and surprise him?

No, no, no, no, no.

He's not here.

He can't know about this.

Nobody can know about this.

Nobody can know about this.

Also, we would devastate him,

which would kind of defeat the purpose of building up his

confidence, right?

Right.

He volunteers at the animal shelter from 5:50,

and we thought maybe you could go and

just act like you want to adopt A dog,

and I don't see this happening,

but if Percy dates

somebody the organic way.

Work.

Have your thing.

I'm drifting.

I'm drifting.

I'm drifting.

Hi, can I interest you in some unconditional love?

Looking for something to slobber on you?

Can he help me?

Ohh, chemistry works with the dogs.

I deal with the people.

You have a weird energy.

Don't worry, I've been neutered.

I want him.

Percy, can you help this lady?

Mind if I touch your Weiner?

Why?

Doug.

Ohh.

Yeah.

How can I help you?

I want to adopt A dog.

Ohh.

Great.

It's a cool cartoon, anime, animated, that's what I said.

Excuse me, I need your help.

Ohh, sorry.

Sorry.

OK.

What kind of dog are you looking to adopt?

Well I wish I could adopt them all,

which is the most fucked up.

The most messed up is Milo.

This is Milo.

He's been here the longest.

He was a drug dog for the state police,

but they forced him into retirement because he

got addicted to COCAINE.

Cocaine.

My love.

If he hears the word, he gets triggered.

Sorry Milo, I'm fresh out.

And I'm gonna have to ask you a couple of questions

to make sure you're a suitable candidate.

Is to do with everyone.

It's the rules.

Ohh little rule follower, huh?

Yeah, they're super important.

So is there like an office or somewhere private?

And office.

Great.

Maddie Barker.

Feels so far from you.

Um, spouse.

I'm currently single.

Thank God too.

You can just have more fun, you know, Be spontaneous unmarried.

Children.

No, God no.

Too young.

Having fun, still meeting new people.

They love that.

Childless.

Why do you want to adopt A dog?

Because I can't have dogs on my own.

And what are you planning to do with the Dark if you move?

I'm not moving.

Well, if you did, I've lived here my whole life.

I'm not going anywhere.

Ohh, sorry.

I didn't.

I didn't mean to cry.

No cry.

Any open.

Umm.

Ohh.

What?

Already.

OK, sorry.

I'm gonna have to turn this application up to my supervisor.

Ohh, come on.

There's gotta be more questions than that.

Yes there are, but I've start closing up.

So yeah, you can go back another day though.

I might not want a dog another day.

I want a dog right now.

Hold on.

Pet ownership may not be for you actually sound

a lot like the kind of person we would

normally.

Take a dog from.

How about I give you a ride home and we can keep talking?

You're on the way.

How do you know what where I live?

Your parents told me.

What?

That's on your school bag.

Everything under control.

Hey, Kristin, what's the company policy about leaving early?

It's like we super can't do that, right?

Would that be, you know, frowned upon?

Ohh, come on, let's go.

OK.

OK, you can finish alone, right?

But you do it all the time.

Thanks.

5.

OK then.

Approved.

That's your card.

It is for tonight.

Actually, you know what?

This sucks.

But I I just remembered I wrote my bike here.

So I this is what I'll go, I'll go on this, but that's OK.

Kind of just throw it in the back.

You can write up front with me.

Ohh, come on, I won't bite.

Unless you want me to.

OK, but no biting.

I mean, yeah, whatever.

I've been with girls a couple of times.

Where's the rest of my seat belt?

It's a lap belt.

Just pretend you're on an aeroplane.

I'll be your flight.

Attend.

Why is the flight attendant flying the plane?

Because I've killed the pilot and taken over the plane.

You're my hostage.

Wow.

This isn't the way to my house, it's a shortcut.

Our generation and our phones, huh?

We're home.

Ohh

what you got down there?

Something for me?

Why?

You tried kidnapping me.

I can't kidnap you.

You're 19 Quarrel up.

You put me in a van and you took my phone.

If I were kidnapping you wouldn't give you all my personal information first.

Why couldn't you have used your rape?

Was the.

Why would I have a rape whistle?

Why are you a fucking Mace?

Sorry, will you get the most please?

Ohh, it's broken.

Is the water on you just turn the the water on.

Are you fucking with me?

I just thought maybe it was our day.

Like it?

OK.

Five Oh, oh.

I'm sorry guys, trying to help, sorry.

Ohh, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Ohh, I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I just didn't know you're trying to do.

I just thought you were hot.

You think I'm hot?

Yeah.

If you're super hot.

Maybe we should go on a date though.

I'll go through another dress.

Ohh.

No, I didn't mean now I'm a little bit.

You know, tomorrow like

a real day.

Ohh.

Yeah, that's better.

OK, tomorrow then.

Thank you for the ride.

Bye.

Can't believe this kid is going to Princeton's dumbest shit.

He's just afraid of the world.

They all are.

They grew up in cased in bubble wrap.

My cousin, she's 20, still lives at home.

Won't go outside without a helmet.

Might be a medical thing, you know.

The problem is the parents, they baby him anyway,

I'm gonna need the van tonight for

my big date.

Now what?

No.

It's going to take me about a week to air that thing out.

Serious pregnant.

I can't ever breathing those fumes.

You have to ask Fern to borrow that claw car.

Battle Drop his panties.

Hey, Mel.

Hi Mel.

Hey guys.

Did you hear about now?

She got herself a sugar daddy.

You could do that

and you won't have to worry about a car or a property taxes.

No.

No way I'm going to be on call to some rich asshole all summer.

If you see me doing that,

it means I have completely compromised

who I am and you can

kill me because I've given up.

Should have this Buick by now,

but this kid is unblockable.

Speaking.

People should be.

Ohh, you look like an accountant in the Bahamas.

It was too hot for pants.

Hi.

Hi.

I'm so glad we're doing this.

The date was a great idea.

Am I allowed to come here?

Ohh, yeah I know the owner, it's fine.

It's just that I've done that 21.

That doesn't matter here, but I think it's a federal law.

Here is the waitress I just told my parents.

Don't find out that I'm here.

They come here.

No, no.

They charge my phone.

Wow.

OK, Did they make her tip YouTube?

There she is.

The Flash.

What do you want, Maddie?

A Long Island Iced Tea for me and Jessie.

Please.

We only have coke.

Ohh.

Do you want to go somewhere else?

No.

Percy will have a Long Island ice tea too.

OK.

Thank you.

I'm really tense.

Why?

Something.

OK.

Yeah, I just.

I had this really intense dream about you last night.

Don't ask.

Of course it's private.

Do you ever have those intense dreams?

Yeah, tell me.

You know Harley Quinn from Suicide Squad?

OK, I had this one dream

where I wouldn't let her adopt A dog.

So she locked me in one of the dog cages

and dragged me back to her hideout.

Just I I kicked at the cage and screamed.

And that made you come.

I did not.

How the fuck is that as extreme?

You asked me if I have intense dreams.

You're right, I should have been more specific.

I used to have language about this song when I was a kid.

Why?

Because it's about a monster, a man eater.

She only comes out at night.

And watch out, boy, she'll chew you up.

Yeah, I don't think that's what the song is about.

Let's look into that.

OK?

Long Island Iced Tea for America's sweetheart and one for the boy.

Ohh.

Good news, by the way.

We got some new dogs in today, so you know, if you're still looking.

Ohh.

This is the worst I've ever had.

Percy, you're going to college.

Soon you're gonna have to learn how to drink.

You can't go your whole life scared of everything.

I'm not scared of everything.

I'm.

I'm hoping now having medicine.

I don't wanna.

Come on, baby.

Well, well, look at what the tide dragged him.

Hello, Travis.

Well, I don't know if you heard, but.

That's great.

Congratulations.

Congratulations.

Thank you.

Thank you.

You know, it turns out you're a little like disappearing act.

That was the best thing that ever happened to me.

Well, I'm happy I could help.

You know.

My wife, she speaks 3 languages.

She's hotspot the sexes.

Incredible.

And then we do everything together.

All of it.

That's great.

Is her vagina dishwasher safe?

No.

She's a real person.

Unlike you, you won't know what the best part is.

When I told her that, I loved her.

She sent it back to me instead of running away.

Like a coward?

Well, that must have been a really exciting second date.

You better be careful with this one, hmm?

She is slippery.

Bye bye bye Travis.

Set your ex-boyfriend.

I'm like a friend.

It felt like you didn't really like him.

You met him.

Do you like him?

I didn't have sex with him.

Do you want to?

I can call him back over.

Hey, Travis.

No.

No, no, no, no.

I don't want to do that.

I just.

I don't know I guess why you would have sex

with someone if you don't like them.

Because it was Christmas and I was lonely.

I don't know for the budget disappeared like that.

What's with the questions?

Can't we just get drunk and have fun?

Ohh, sorry.

Just trying to get to know you.

Do you want to get out of here?

Yes, please.

I think I'm a little drunk.

Yeah.

Yeah, you're drinking a lot.

No, I wasn't.

God, I love the beach.

I just feel so free out here, don't you?

Yeah.

I think it's closed though.

Ohh, it's after eight so.

Get.

We could come back during operating hours.

We got the whole place to ourselves.

Lots of red flags.

Let's go swimming.

Well, there's no lifeguards.

Perfect.

We can go skinny dipping.

Ohh no swimming.

Ohh, we tried.

You know, those rules are more like just suggestions.

Come on, let's get you out of these Daisy Dukes.

I'm ugly too.

I knew it.

I knew it what?

No.

Ohh, seems like it no I.

I think it's.

Neither prettiest person I've ever seen.

Really.

Everywhere.

You can hear.

We're pretty here.

What about sharks?

Right here.

Jelly fish.

Not in season.

It's really the lack of lifeguards that's causing an issue for me.

I'm very lucky here right now.

OK, OK, OK, OK.

I promise, nothing's going to happen.

Isn't this what Josh started?

I'm going to trust you.

See.

It's not so bad.

Stop her in the.

Ohh, I don't know.

Hello.

Don't do over there.

Just doing our taxes.

These yours?

Ohh yeah, don't need to follow them.

They're taking our clothes, right?

Put that back.

Suck my balls.

I'm warning you.

Bye, Steven.

You said nothing bad.

We're happy.

We need to find an adult.

Percy, you're an adult.

Where are you going?

Ohh dude what the fuck dude?

Ohh we lost one.

Fuck yeah give me your cunt.

Ohh fuck.

Connor.

What about you?

No, You want the business?

No.

Don't you think I could still close?

You need fucking help the cops

and stay the fuck out of my talk.

Where were we?

What happened over there?

I got our clothes back.

GPS.

No, they apologised.

I heard screaming.

Who's the apologising?

I don't like this.

Something's really wrong with me.

They have our clothes, our phones, our keys or wallets.

I got them back.

What would you have done?

Nothing.

You should be thanking me.

I was coming up with a plan.

A plan to do what?

Call your mom and dad.

Suck up ho.

Sorry, that was mean.

Let's fuck.

No.

Why not?

Because it's like you're trying to eat me.

I'm not going to have sex with somebody that I don't know.

It's better that way.

Trust me that for me.

This is bullshit.

I'm done.

I feel sorry for you.

Eastern.

Hey, give me my clothes.

Booty shorts.

Where's my phone?

Is it in your car?

Nope.

You barely even know it's not in here.

Percy, can you just cheque?

My parents need to be able to know where I am.

Why are you a child?

Give me my phone, Percy.

Get off my hood until you give me my phone.

I need it.

OK guys, we're doing this.

OK, very funny Maddie Ohh.

I will drive to fucking Chicago.

Give me my phone.

Crazy.

I'm stupid.

I'm dumb.

I don't give a fuck.

Ohh.

I'm not seeing any cops out there.

I think we lost them.

Are you sure?

Keep looking.

I can't believe you drove over the train tracks.

I thought we were gonna die.

You were really brave, holding on to the hood like that.

Most guys would have fallen off.

I have pretty strong hands from piano lessons.

We should have some music.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Hey, thank you for these clothes, by the way.

I like your house a lot.

It's cosy.

Bedroom is the best part.

I'll show you later.

Ohh.

Ohh, we're wearing the same shorts.

And did you grow up dancing?

Smack it.

Yeah.

Smack it harder.

Read it.

Sorry.

How long have you lived here?

Not even.

Not even.

How?

How?

Maybe on her leg.

You want to switch?

Nobody.

It's getting higher.

When I go to the bedroom.

You can take the club, yeah.

OK, yeah, I wanna, I wanna.

Yeah, just a little cheap, but let's go.

Sorry.

Does it look weird?

Yeah.

That's fine, my package just here.

Oh my God.

This happens sometimes when I get anxious.

I know you're really horny.

I'm sorry.

This is for board rash, but it should do the trick.

I'm so embarrassed.

Don't be.

I once went to a Halloween party dressed as a baby.

My crush was there.

As we were hooking up,

we both realised that I got diaper rash from my costume.

I was 21.

You were a door.

Diapers are underwear.

Well, they're not, but there's there like wearable toilets.

Well, I didn't use it.

Sure you do.

There's a smile.

I don't really have a lot to smile about.

I can barely leave my room.

Ohh, I've lived in this house my whole life really.

I did leave once when I was 18.

I had this custom board of all the California beaches

I was going to surf.

Made it all the way to New York City before I turned back around.

Why don't you turn around?

I just realised everything I need is here and my mom got sick.

So.

Estate to take care of her.

Why couldn't your dad do it?

Lift up your arms.

I had to switch schools.

After a sleepover in 9th grade

and everybody found out

that I still slept in my parents

room sometimes so.

They turned into this rumour that I slept in the

same bed with them and.

And it became that I had sex with them.

That was awful.

Probably why I spend so much time alone.

You don't have any friends?

Yeah, I have tonnes of friends just online.

Having Jodie in my life helps a lot too.

Who?

Joe's my old nanny.

Turn around.

I'm sorry I couldn't have sex with you today.

I guess I'm just a bit of a romantic.

It's OK.

Maybe we could spend the day together tomorrow.

Then I promise I'll put out.

Sounds nice.

I don't like.

Ohh.

OK.

You can finally drink while you're at bat.

You get me?

What else?

Ohh, close your eyes.

And stick out your finger.

Now you're stuck with me forever.

It's a finger trap.

Percy, Get Me Out of this.

Stop.

Stop pulling away.

Stop pulling away.

Relax.

Let's push in.

Do you think we would have been friends in high school?

Yeah.

Thanks all.

I don't know.

I feel like you're like.

Prong cleaner.

Without a problem.

What?

Nobody asked you?

Everybody asked me.

Teachers asked me.

I had a date and address.

What happened.

It was a long time ago.

Who cares?

I care.

Were you asked why my dad didn't take care of my mom

when she was sick?

Because he was in the city with his family.

This summer here.

Ohh.

They had an affair.

And then I came along.

I was just a mess and he didn't want to deal with,

so he had his lawyers clean everything

up.

I gave my mom some money and a house to make us go away.

Years later, I.

Wrote my dad a letter asking why he wanted nothing to do with me.

But on the morning of prom?

I got the letter returned.

Unopened.

And so after that.

I don't wanna go to prom and I wanna.

I don't wanna do anything.

I just.

Stayed in my room and cried.

Why don't you reach back out to him?

Fuck him.

He left.

He can reach out.

What?

Can I kiss you?

It's Jody.

Ohh.

Jodie, my nanny.

Remember meet at the Lighthouse, Yeah.

OK.

Are you sure you don't want to just, like, go back to my house

and it's still kind of

running from my kids?

Yes, Jody.

Hi there he is, tickled boots.

So this must be the famous Maddie.

And you're Jodie.

You were person's nanny, Mr Mary Poppins.

Ohh.

You guys stayed pretty close, huh?

Ohh Yeah, super close.

Did you win there pal?

Oh oh Freeze beef.

Ohh yeah, Maddie wanted nice that Maddie score.

Hey first.

Go on ohh.

Oh, oh.

I got it.

Real motor on that little guy.

What the fuck do you want?

Excuse me, It's his parents money, not his.

You like little kids or something?

Do I like little kids?

You're a male nanny.

What do you want from them?

Same thing as you.

I want to date him.

I have nanny for a lot of powerful families out here,

so if you heard him.

I'll hurt you.

What are you going to do, throw a pacifier at me?

Hey, bud.

There isn't a prickle Bush, but hang on, that's incredible.

OK, Are you ready for your gift?

Yeah, I'm bringing it out.

Oh my God.

Did you find this?

Figured it would get him into surfing early.

Wow.

It turns on.

It does.

Why don't why don't we see if that makes it better?

Yeah, I have batteries somewhere nice.

Hey, how's the Buick thing working out?

I haven't gotten it yet really.

Ohh.

Why?

I mean, they haven't given it to you yet.

You consume for that, you know.

Well, actually, we haven't had sex yet.

He just needs more of a connexion first.

I actually really like him.

We're becoming friends.

He's gonna forget all about me.

He's going to College in the fall.

I don't know.

Well, it's happening tonight.

We're getting dinner.

You're going to dinner?

OK, so you're, like, dating dating man.

Shut up.

I know what I'm doing.

Maddie.

Itsme.com.

We went to high school together.

Remember right?

Iran varsity track?

And that sweet cherry red Miana.

I had sex with our Spanish teacher, Miss Walsh.

Dog gone.

You were on TV.

Didn't Miss Walsh go to gaol?

No.

Mrs Kahn did.

We got married.

But you know.

They never run that story.

Well, how can I help you, Doug?

Well, I'm a.

Real estate broker.

Now, I don't have to tell you, this is a fabulous.

Neighbourhood.

I mean an acre on this street.

Name your price matter.

It was great catching up.

Doug.

Listen.

Come on.

If you don't pay off your lien,

the county's gonna fire sale your house.

You lose half of what this property is worth.

Let me list and you get full price

so they can tear this whole thing down.

Stay off my yard, Doug.

This is stupid idea.

No, I love it.

We're finally going to prom.

I have something for you.

I have this.

It's from my garden.

You're very handsome.

Should we take a picture?

I I left my phone at home on purpose.

What?

Yeah.

I don't believe you.

No, I did.

I don't.

No, I don't have it.

I don't.

I did.

I did.

I just wanna talk to you.

Just crack it, The claws are still sharp.

This is so much better than if I actually went to mayoral.

Why didn't you?

Actually didn't ask anybody.

Why?

I don't know, I guess.

After everything that happened at school,

I just wanted to stay invisible.

They can see me.

They couldn't make fun of me.

People should see who you are.

You're great.

Thanks.

Play something.

No, I said.

You play.

You play something.

No, I'm not gonna play.

If you don't play something,

I'm going to make a toast to the entire restaurant about

what an amazing lover you are.

Good.

It's time they find out.

Stop.

Stop.

Stop.

Stop.

Why?

What do you want me to play?

Doesn't matter.

Play anything.

Play for me.

Fuck.

OK.

OK, OK.

Only going out at night.

Hungry type.

Nothing is new.

I've seen her here before.

Watching and waiting.

Ohh, she's in with you, but her eyes are on the door.

So many a pain to see.

What you think you're getting for free?

She can't tame by the power of a Jack you.

Bodies the man.

If you're ready for love, you ain't gonna get too far.

Ohh, here she comes.

Boy shut you.

Ohh here she comes.

She's a man eater.

If I were you.

I know what she can do.

She's deadly, man.

She could really you if you worked the part.

Mind over matter.

The beauty stair.

But a beast is in the heart.

Ohh, he's.

Watch your voice, you'll cheer you up.

Ohh here she comes.

She's a man eater.

What the fuck?

That was unbelievable.

How did you even know that song?

We talked about many of yourself.

I went home and learned it.

What are you?

Percy.

Natalie.

Oh my God, that's so.

That was amazing.

Ohh My gosh, I haven't seen you in so long.

Wait.

My parents said that you're going to Princeton?

Yeah, I am too.

What?

How funny is that?

Ohh Maddie.

This is Maddie.

Maddie.

So nice to meet you.

Are you friends with his parents too?

No.

So are you excited?

Yes.

So excited.

It's it's wild.

I look at all like the freshman girls at my high school.

And I don't know, I just feel so.

Ohh.

Yeah,

I don't know what you're doing later,

but there's this party that I'm going to,

there's

gonna be a bunch of Princeton people there.

Ohh.