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[exciting music plays]

♪ ♪

[mysterious music plays]

♪ ♪

There's gotta be something in here I can use to fix him.

Huh.

What have we here?

[chest creaks]

Okay, little guy--well,

I guess you're not that little,

but I think of you as a child, which you aren't, which is good,

because I'm not graded to rebuild an organic,

mostly because I don't like...

[shuddering] ...fluids.

Anyway, this is the least I could do to thank you for saving me.

[electronic whirring]

[slowly] Are you the--the Maker?

No.

That would be the genius that wrote your code.

His name is Kronis,

and that was probably the last bit of engineering he did for himself

before he found me to do everything for him instead.

Anyway, this old data cog I found should get you back online

without needing to access the RK Hive Mind.

And then you can go back to Eternos. Better than new.

[mechanical whirring]

[ascending beeps]

As they say on Avion, "Et voilà!"

[frantic beeping]

At least I think that's how they say it.

[Eldress] You are the first Eternians to wield the Power of Grayskull

since Grayskull himself.

[shouting]

That was a thousand years ago.

[exciting music plays]

[shimmering tone]

[grunting]

[grunts] Why hasn't anyone used it since?

Those seated on the throne after Grayskull's passing

lived and died by a royal decree

that none would ever wield the power,

for it was too great.

[Ram Ma'am shouts]

Hey!

♪ ♪

Whoa!

The power is too great!

Krass'tine, I don't think that's what the elders meant.

I'm not Word Ma'am.

I'm Ram...

...Ma'am?

[electricity zaps]

[shimmering tone]

[screams]

[grunts]

Now what're you gonna do, huh?

This.

Whoa! No fair!

[slow-motion whooshing]

[energy whirring]

[Battle Cat] How do you even fit in there?

It's surprisingly roomy.

Meow!

Whoa!

Incoming!

[gags] Time out.

[Eldress] Becoming a Master of the Universe

is all about learning who you really are...

...inside and out.

[Ram Ma'am] I think inside me just barfed on outside me.

[alarm blares]

To the archive--quickly!

[gagging]

Duncan, what's happening?

No... sudden... movements.

[confused beeping]

This can't be right.

I was there, and now I'm here...

which is very much not there.

He said he was chilly, so he started a fire.

I tried to put it out, but he melted the fire extinguisher

because he thought I was attacking him with an ice spell.

Those books were first editions.

[Adam] Of sacred Grayskull text?

[Eldress] Of books.

[Cringer] Uh, Teela?

Perhaps you might remedy the situation?

Right. Sorry.

This just isn't something I've seen.

[energy whooshes]

Oh, and now it's raining?

Indoors?

Error.

Also, he thinks he can do magic.

This is no way to welcome Orko the Great.

Who exactly is Orko the Great?

You summon the greatest magician the world has ever known,

and you don't even know who he is?

Error: Spell words not found.

[blaster fires]

Clearly, my talents are more well-deserved elsewhere.

[blaster fires]

[blaster powers up and fires]

[blaster continues firing]

Anybody wanna see how I upgraded the jet?

I have the Power!

[singer] ♪ The Power is ours ♪

♪ It's in our so-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oul ♪

♪ The Power is ours ♪

♪ It's in our so-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oul ♪

♪ The Power is ours ♪

♪ Hey, we'll find our purpose ♪

♪ 'Cause we know we're worth it ♪

♪ And we'll be remembered ♪

♪ We are the defenders, defenders ♪

-♪ Oh ♪ -♪ We fight for the win ♪

♪ We fight till the end ♪

-♪ We fight for the win ♪ -♪ The Power is ours ♪

♪ It's in our soul ♪

♪ ♪

[Baddrah] Missus let you back in the house?

What do you think, Baddrah?

Who's there?

Show yourself.

[tense music plays]

General?

What are you doing skulking around out here?

Telling you to get back to patrolling the market.

Right. Yes, sir.

♪ ♪

Snake in the Grass to Snake Mountain,

you copy?

Why are we doing a snake thing?

[Kronis] What? You prefer "Shin Bone to Knee Bone"?

I'd "prefer" to already have the Kirbinite in my possession.

You'll have it soon enough, Lord Skeletor.

And then we'll all have the havoc you've promised to share.

"Shin Bone to Knee Bone" it is.

You aren't jealous of the Hand Witch's upgrade, are you?

Ignem.

[flame whooshes]

Not in the least.

[engine thrumming]

[adventuresome music plays]

[Krass] ♪ We're Masters of the Universe ♪

-♪ We're Masters of the Universe ♪ -[sighs]

♪ Masters of the Universe ♪

♪ We're Masters of the Universe ♪

Eh, uh, not yet.

All right. Soon, we'll be...

♪ Masters of the Universe ♪

♪ And Adam, he has a sword ♪

♪ And we have weapons too ♪

[music fades]

♪ And Cringer ♪

♪ Is a cat with claws ♪

♪ But not his claws ♪

♪ He lost his claws ♪

♪ So Duncan built him ♪

♪ Awesome claws ♪

-♪ I'll admit ♪ -[laughs]

♪ It needs some work ♪

Cool.

The angry one can freestyle. The tiger can talk.

Teela does magic two cool ways.

You've got the variable-density musculature thing.

I can't even fix a simple robot

without it thinking it's a blarking wizard or whatever.

If you had stopped to look at anything else in that trunk,

you would've learned

that the tech you used was a legacy recording

of the actual Orko the Great's knowledge.

Why would that be in the castle?

Orko served on Grayskull's court--

also in the book.

If this Orko thinks he's that Orko,

then he's going to go looking for the king... of Eternos.

Which is the last place you wanna go,

seeing as you're caught in the middle of a patriarchal triangle

between the uncle you don't need and the dad you claim to not want.

Why would I want Randor as a dad?

He's a bad king who didn't bother to come looking for me--ever.

And he thinks using Grayskull's power for any reason is illegal.

And as a result, he's hunting several of us,

in various forms, as criminals.

Exactly.

So let's just turn around and let Eternos handle him without us.

[Duncan] Wait.

If the guards manage to neutralize Orko,

they'll probably have the Royal Engineer link him back up to the RK Hive Mind,

which would sync his data with that of every RK unit in the kingdom.

Turning them all into Orkos.

The Orkening.

[dramatic music plays]

Sorry. Let me turn that off.

[button blips]

[hopeful music plays]

♪ ♪

[sighs] Fine.

As long as we keep a low profile,

how bad could a little trip to the big city be?

[determined music plays]

Guards! Guards!

My clothing stand's been burgled!

And what, precisely, was taken?

[electronic whirring]

[quirky music plays]

So very much has changed.

How long was I asleep?

So that's your excuse, is it? Sleepwalking to steal?

Sleep-stealing?

Narcoleptic kleptomania?

[both] Narcoleptomania!

♪ ♪

Suppose we'll have to add breaking and entering to the list,

along with shoplifting those robes.

[epic chiptune plays]

As court magician,

I demand you let me pass.

Nice try, but King Randor eliminated that position.

[frantic beeping]

"Randor"? Clearly, it has been a while.

Regardless, allow me to demonstrate

the wonder and awe that is Orko the Great!

[shimmering tone]

Are you seeing this?

-What's going on? -What in Eternia?

[descending beep]

[laughs]

Baddrah, be a gent and get someone from the Royal Engineer's office up here

to deal with this...

[Tuvar grunts]

On guard, fellas. We've got a feisty one.

Ah!

It would seem I'm just a little rusty, is all.

Watch and be amazed!

[epic music plays]

[sweeping ascending beeps]

♪ ♪

[affirmative beep]

[all gasp]

♪ ♪

[awkward music plays]

[all laughing]

[laughter continues]

[discordant beeping]

-[descending beeps] -Oh. I see.

[sad beeping]

[stealthy music plays]

♪ ♪

[Krass] Won't they, I don't know, kinda notice a bunch of kids,

a wanted criminal, and a blarking tiger-- no offense...

None taken.

...walking around like we own the joint?

Nah.

This is how I snuck down inside in the first place.

The only person who ever comes down here is the king.

I don't think Orko's made his way to him yet.

How can you tell?

Aside from nothing being on fire.

King Randor's standing right there.

My dad.

Right there.

-He's turning around! -[tense music plays]

[shimmering tone]

Have I mentioned that I'm not quite over my fear of cats yet?

Why are you afraid of cats?

Because they're... [sniffing] ...uh, un... un...

Unbelievably ferocious?

Undeniably independent?

Un...

[sneezing] ...predictable!

Thief?!

Tiger?

Your Majesty.

Guar--

[Teela] Time to go.

Guards!

[tense music plays]

♪ ♪

Like taking candy from a baby.

Not that babies should even have candy in the first place.

[alarm blaring]

[guard] Sword thief came back for more, huh?

[guard] Whole city's on lockdown!

Snake Bone to Shin Mountain.

I'm gonna need an extraction.

-[Orko sobbing] -Never mind.

I got a better idea.

[sobbing]

I am Orko the Great!

Why won't anyone believe me?

Well, you could always convince them with a show of might or whatever.

Like when I defeated the lumbering madness that was the Colossor?

Yeah, if that works for you, it works for me.

Initiate maker override.

[frantic beeping]

[electronic grinding]

[stealthy music plays]

♪ ♪

We wouldn't even be in this mess if I hadn't been in such a hurry

to make that RK better than Kronis ever even tried to.

Duncan, Kronis likes to blow stuff up.

He builds things to destroy other things.

You don't.

[Orko] Citizens!

Gather round the greatest wizard Eternia has ever known!

Maybe that's a different wizard?

-[epic chiptune plays] -Nah. Same wizard.

Prepare to be amazed!

I got him.

[grunting] Stay still!

We could use some backup!

[chiptune continues playing]

♪ ♪

Gather in awe!

He's in maker-override mode,

doing something only Kronis could've told him to do.

Hark!

The Colossor doth approach!

[shimmering tone]

[tense music plays]

♪ ♪

-What's happening? Is this place haunted? -No idea.

What's going on?

[Tuvar] Whoa!

This can't be good.

[grunts]

♪ ♪

[roars]

With a lumbering terror, the Colossor towered over the city!

[crowd screaming]

Okay, Orko's moving that armor with his tractor emitters,

which we can overwork to force him into standby mode.

Then I can undo Kronis's override because, ironically enough,

he had me create his password.

Hit the giant monster as hard as you can, repeatedly.

I'll take care of the rest.

By the Power of Grayskull!

[epic music plays]

♪ ♪

[shimmering tone]

[bird cries]

[shimmering tone]

[electricity whirs]

[energy zapping]

[energy booms]

[roars]

[all] We have the Power!

♪ ♪

Only Orko the Great--

error: Override in place--

can save you from this beast from beyond!

[crowd screaming]

Tuvar, your elbow is digging into my ribs!

That's not my elbow.

You guys attack from behind.

[Ram Ma'am] Where's the fun in that?

[Man-At-Arms] Guys, I can fix this. You just need to keep the big guy busy.

I've got the little guy.

[rockets whoosh]

Whoa!

No, I don't!

Pick on someone your own size!

[roars]

[grunting] Ish. Your own size-ish.

[panting]

[shimmering tone]

[grunts]

I've got him!

[grunting]

[growls]

Rammy! Barf Ball?

Joke's on you. I had a heavy lunch.

[whooshing]

[roars]

[He-Man] Man-At-Arms wants us to hit the big guy?

Let's hit him with everything we got.

[energy thrumming]

Lightning Strike!

[fire whooshing]

♪ ♪

Error: Power levels critical.

[electricity zapping]

[whooshing]

[shouts]

[gags] Maybe too heavy of a lunch.

[grunting]

[shouting powerfully]

It's now or never, Man-At-Arms!

[panting]

-I'm working on it! -[Battle Cat] Need a lift?

[Man-At-Arms] Why not? [grunts]

I'm the one... [grunts]

...that fixes things!

[grunts]

Cancel maker override! Password...

[sighs] ...Kronis is the best at everything.

[rapid beeping]

[descending blips]

I just wanted people... to believe in me.

[crash]

[power zapping]

[screaming]

There goes the neighborhood.

[Man-At-Arms] How did the story of Orko and the Colossor end, little guy?

I... turned it into a tree.

[electronic whirring]

♪ ♪

[slow-motion whooshing]

[quirky music plays]

[grunts]

[singer singing in French]

♪ ♪

[screaming in slow motion]

♪ ♪

[triumphant music plays]

We did it!

That's some fine teamwork, if I do say so myself.

[groans]

Did we win?

Maker...

...I am a wizard.

[descending beeping]

[Man-At-Arms] We know.

[solemn music plays]

Let's get out of here before they make us pay for all of this.

[Ram Ma'am] He-Man?

I'll catch up.

[Ram Ma'am] Just make sure I don't have to come rescue you again.

[both grunt]

Let's not tell anyone about this, eh, Baddrah?

What happens in the tree stays in the tree.

[both groaning]

[soft music plays]

♪ ♪

I guess the king did care.

[footsteps approaching]

I cannot believe they've escaped yet again.

What in Eternos is this?

Your Majesty, what does it say?

That my brother Keldor...

is alive.

[ominous music plays]

♪ ♪

[beast shrieks]