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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:41,251 --> 00:02:42,459 Come. 2 00:02:56,834 --> 00:02:57,834 Map of Australia. 3 00:03:02,667 --> 00:03:03,709 Hey, Bodhi! 4 00:03:12,542 --> 00:03:13,584 Brice-sket! 5 00:03:49,626 --> 00:03:52,584 - Hey, what's waxin'? - Hey, just relaxin'. 6 00:03:52,792 --> 00:03:55,084 - Ready to axe? - To the max! 7 00:03:55,292 --> 00:03:58,042 Bend your legs as If pissing in a fish tank. 8 00:03:58,251 --> 00:04:01,959 North Pole to South Pole, cruise control. 9 00:04:02,167 --> 00:04:04,542 And you axe, and you axe... 10 00:04:04,751 --> 00:04:08,626 The return axe. And you axe and you axe... 11 00:04:08,834 --> 00:04:11,959 The double-axe! And you axe and you axe... 12 00:04:12,459 --> 00:04:14,084 Now for the climax: Baby Axe. 13 00:04:15,084 --> 00:04:18,584 Baby Axe, Baby Axe... Dude, you can really axe! 14 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:20,292 Yeah, I know. 15 00:04:45,459 --> 00:04:47,126 Over and over. 16 00:04:47,542 --> 00:04:50,334 Catch your wave, Brice! 17 00:05:12,542 --> 00:05:14,292 What's waxin'? 18 00:05:14,501 --> 00:05:15,834 Just relaxin'! 19 00:05:41,501 --> 00:05:43,917 Move over. You're in my way. 20 00:05:44,792 --> 00:05:47,667 That hurts. Watch out! Pain in the ass. 21 00:05:47,876 --> 00:05:51,001 What do I do now? I can't make it through. 22 00:06:02,584 --> 00:06:04,626 - Hey, Brice! - Bee Gees, what's waxin'?! 23 00:06:06,834 --> 00:06:08,126 Staying alive? 24 00:06:08,751 --> 00:06:10,542 - Hey Brice. - How's life, Vero-nice? 25 00:06:10,751 --> 00:06:12,459 Better when I see you. 26 00:06:12,917 --> 00:06:14,001 Meet my cousin. 27 00:06:14,626 --> 00:06:15,626 Hello. 28 00:06:20,209 --> 00:06:21,459 - Hey. - Marjorie. 29 00:06:22,001 --> 00:06:23,084 It's not your fault. 30 00:06:25,501 --> 00:06:27,292 Pretty smile. Pretty smell. 31 00:06:27,501 --> 00:06:28,501 Thanks. 32 00:06:34,834 --> 00:06:37,334 - Here on vacation? - Since yesterday. 33 00:06:38,334 --> 00:06:40,709 How often did I say not to park here? 34 00:06:40,917 --> 00:06:42,917 3 or 4 times. Now makes 5. 35 00:06:45,251 --> 00:06:47,334 - Honey bunny! - Hey there, Josie. 36 00:06:47,542 --> 00:06:48,834 You okay? 37 00:06:50,584 --> 00:06:52,501 - And your wave? - Not today. No swells. 38 00:06:52,709 --> 00:06:54,751 Wind's ashore. Total bore. 39 00:06:55,292 --> 00:06:56,959 Tonight we mellow yellow. 40 00:06:57,501 --> 00:06:58,667 - What? - It's a rhyme. 41 00:06:59,167 --> 00:07:00,167 No kidding. 42 00:07:01,667 --> 00:07:03,751 Just like "white nights". 43 00:07:03,959 --> 00:07:05,667 Except yellow. My place, tonight. 44 00:07:05,876 --> 00:07:07,959 Open bar, high times, 45 00:07:08,167 --> 00:07:10,542 panties optional, don't be rational. 46 00:07:11,792 --> 00:07:12,792 Mull it over. 47 00:07:14,751 --> 00:07:15,751 Surfz up. 48 00:07:16,501 --> 00:07:17,667 See you tonight. 49 00:07:18,167 --> 00:07:19,626 - Bumbye. - Bye, baby. 50 00:07:25,876 --> 00:07:28,292 After I axe the air and diss people, 51 00:07:28,501 --> 00:07:30,417 I feel cleansed. It's Nirvana. 52 00:07:31,959 --> 00:07:35,167 - You have surfers in Nice? - One... just one. 53 00:07:35,376 --> 00:07:37,917 Mario, I'm throwing a Yellow. 54 00:07:38,126 --> 00:07:39,251 Would you like 55 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:40,501 not to come? 56 00:07:41,917 --> 00:07:43,417 Axed! 57 00:07:43,626 --> 00:07:44,667 Get lost. 58 00:08:05,042 --> 00:08:06,334 Bodhi... 59 00:08:06,709 --> 00:08:08,876 My buddy... Mama 60 00:08:09,084 --> 00:08:10,376 I'm not scared. 61 00:08:10,584 --> 00:08:12,417 Wind and waves. 62 00:08:17,876 --> 00:08:19,042 That's Bodhi. 63 00:08:19,501 --> 00:08:21,084 They call him the Bodhisatva. 64 00:08:25,209 --> 00:08:28,501 He's a modern savage. He's a real searcher. 65 00:08:28,709 --> 00:08:31,417 - In search of what? - The Ride. 66 00:08:31,626 --> 00:08:33,584 The ultimate ride. 67 00:09:31,001 --> 00:09:32,376 Hey Kevin, what's waxin'? 68 00:09:32,917 --> 00:09:34,209 Brought your mom? 69 00:09:35,167 --> 00:09:38,501 Hey, Whiskers. I'd ride your wave tonight. 70 00:09:38,709 --> 00:09:40,126 I mean it. 71 00:09:42,084 --> 00:09:42,876 Yellow? 72 00:09:43,084 --> 00:09:45,626 It's wild as hell. Who is this? 73 00:09:46,626 --> 00:09:48,459 You're missing something special. 74 00:09:52,667 --> 00:09:53,959 Birdie num-num. 75 00:09:54,626 --> 00:09:57,126 I didn't invite you, that's why. 76 00:09:58,584 --> 00:10:00,001 I have to go. 77 00:10:00,209 --> 00:10:02,084 You're boring me. 78 00:10:02,292 --> 00:10:03,876 Ciao for now... 79 00:10:04,084 --> 00:10:05,167 Bumbye. 80 00:10:08,792 --> 00:10:11,876 Naomi, you're so ugly. What's wrong? 81 00:10:12,084 --> 00:10:14,417 - It's Chris. - What about him? 82 00:10:14,626 --> 00:10:15,917 He stopped loving me. 83 00:10:16,126 --> 00:10:18,501 Come on, that's ridiculous. 84 00:10:18,709 --> 00:10:21,167 He never loved you in the first place. 85 00:10:23,792 --> 00:10:25,417 Axed! 86 00:10:28,376 --> 00:10:30,501 What do you care about Chris? 87 00:10:30,709 --> 00:10:32,542 I love him! 88 00:10:34,876 --> 00:10:36,001 Grow up! 89 00:10:36,209 --> 00:10:38,584 - Want a drink? - I don't know. 90 00:10:38,792 --> 00:10:42,751 Have fun! Chill out! Go with the flow! 91 00:10:42,959 --> 00:10:44,501 Do a puzzle. 92 00:10:45,042 --> 00:10:46,376 A puzzle of me. 93 00:11:04,709 --> 00:11:05,709 I'm going out. 94 00:11:06,251 --> 00:11:07,042 Yes, Dad. 95 00:11:07,251 --> 00:11:10,334 The caterer's check is locked in my desk. 96 00:11:11,334 --> 00:11:14,376 Get an itemized bill for tax purposes. 97 00:11:16,334 --> 00:11:17,417 In my name. 98 00:11:18,126 --> 00:11:20,126 And no one in my office, okay? 99 00:11:22,209 --> 00:11:23,626 Get the check. 100 00:11:24,501 --> 00:11:26,751 Get the bill. Give the keys back to Melina. 101 00:11:27,209 --> 00:11:28,209 Understood? 102 00:11:28,376 --> 00:11:29,542 Repeat. 103 00:11:31,959 --> 00:11:33,126 I take the check 104 00:11:33,334 --> 00:11:35,667 no, the keys or else no checks. 105 00:11:35,876 --> 00:11:38,376 Take the checks, the keys, the cheese. 106 00:11:38,584 --> 00:11:41,626 The keys to Melina's desk... no, your desk. 107 00:11:42,209 --> 00:11:43,292 I take Melina's checks... 108 00:11:43,501 --> 00:11:45,209 No, I take the keys... 109 00:11:45,417 --> 00:11:46,709 - Here. - I take that. 110 00:11:46,917 --> 00:11:50,084 Much better. Just what I need. Cool. 111 00:11:50,292 --> 00:11:52,709 Where are you having dinner? 112 00:11:57,667 --> 00:11:58,792 Pretty girl. 113 00:11:59,834 --> 00:12:03,042 Night, Dad. Have a great time. Go for the gold! 114 00:12:08,917 --> 00:12:12,417 None of them are on the guest list. What do we do? 115 00:12:12,626 --> 00:12:13,917 Ask a pro. 116 00:12:18,042 --> 00:12:20,501 What are you, my fan club? 117 00:12:21,917 --> 00:12:22,917 You can go in. 118 00:12:23,876 --> 00:12:24,667 You too. 119 00:12:24,876 --> 00:12:27,209 Hot stuff. You're in. 120 00:12:27,709 --> 00:12:29,209 Not you. 121 00:12:30,001 --> 00:12:31,001 No way. 122 00:12:33,459 --> 00:12:34,667 You're in. 123 00:12:36,626 --> 00:12:38,584 Dance for me. Shake your booty! 124 00:12:39,251 --> 00:12:41,167 Shake it! Forget it. 125 00:12:42,584 --> 00:12:43,876 I can boogie! Watch this! 126 00:12:44,084 --> 00:12:46,126 Watch me move... 127 00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:48,167 Move back. 128 00:12:48,876 --> 00:12:50,042 Keep on moving. 129 00:12:53,501 --> 00:12:54,501 You go in... 130 00:12:55,917 --> 00:12:58,626 Stop! Change of plans. I like you better. 131 00:13:07,042 --> 00:13:09,667 You're gorgeous. But one of you is a dog. 132 00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:10,876 Thanks. 133 00:13:15,959 --> 00:13:17,376 Live with your parents? 134 00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:22,542 Yeah... with my dad. 135 00:13:28,167 --> 00:13:29,542 - That's gross. - It is not! 136 00:13:31,334 --> 00:13:33,126 - And your mom? - Mom? 137 00:13:36,667 --> 00:13:38,126 Mom's the Big Blue. 138 00:13:39,709 --> 00:13:43,376 Jeez, just look at her. Gentle, calm, not a ripple. 139 00:13:44,376 --> 00:13:46,417 Us surfers call a smooth ocean 140 00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:48,001 "glassy." 141 00:13:48,626 --> 00:13:49,709 But for me 142 00:13:51,917 --> 00:13:54,584 it's glassy. I use the same word. 143 00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:56,001 I was wondering... 144 00:13:56,876 --> 00:13:59,876 What kind of waves do you have in Nice? 145 00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:02,084 You're interested? 146 00:14:03,917 --> 00:14:04,917 I'd call it 147 00:14:05,292 --> 00:14:07,084 my kind of wave. 148 00:14:11,042 --> 00:14:12,542 The kind you can't refuse. 149 00:14:13,959 --> 00:14:15,917 The kind you gotta use. 150 00:14:17,042 --> 00:14:18,667 The kind of wave, 151 00:14:20,459 --> 00:14:23,626 when you see it, you can only say, "Like wow!" 152 00:14:24,001 --> 00:14:26,042 I haven't found the right words. 153 00:14:26,251 --> 00:14:27,417 I'm still writing. 154 00:14:34,042 --> 00:14:35,042 I amaze you. 155 00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:37,376 Let's talk about me. 156 00:14:37,584 --> 00:14:40,709 Aren't you glad you know me? Go on, be honest. 157 00:14:44,834 --> 00:14:47,042 Later, beauty. I have a duty. 158 00:15:01,417 --> 00:15:02,542 Axed! 159 00:15:02,751 --> 00:15:05,084 Yeah. Things can get axed too. 160 00:15:05,292 --> 00:15:06,834 - Axe attacks! - For you. 161 00:15:07,042 --> 00:15:08,626 - Axe attacks! - For me. 162 00:15:08,834 --> 00:15:10,417 - Axe attacks! - I'm bad. 163 00:15:10,626 --> 00:15:12,001 - Axe attacks! - I'm mad. 164 00:15:12,209 --> 00:15:13,834 - Axe attacks! - I love it! 165 00:15:14,042 --> 00:15:15,542 - Axe your ass! - Go shove it! 166 00:15:21,167 --> 00:15:22,834 Losers first. 167 00:15:23,959 --> 00:15:24,959 Go on. 168 00:15:25,751 --> 00:15:26,917 Shoot your load. 169 00:15:37,001 --> 00:15:38,001 "King of Diss"! 170 00:15:38,167 --> 00:15:41,084 Don't your yellow nights make you... 171 00:15:41,751 --> 00:15:43,209 "King of Piss"? 172 00:15:46,834 --> 00:15:47,834 Hide your balls. 173 00:15:50,167 --> 00:15:51,376 Axed! 174 00:15:53,126 --> 00:15:54,834 False start. Let's start over. 175 00:15:56,751 --> 00:15:59,209 - Hello. - No, Yellow. 176 00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:01,667 A real player. White. 177 00:16:01,876 --> 00:16:03,084 Black. 178 00:16:03,709 --> 00:16:05,542 - Proton. - Neutron. 179 00:16:05,751 --> 00:16:06,751 - Spank me. - Wank me. 180 00:16:06,876 --> 00:16:07,959 - Sink. - Swim. 181 00:16:14,501 --> 00:16:15,292 Holy shit. 182 00:16:15,501 --> 00:16:18,292 Your face doesn't go with your body. 183 00:16:21,042 --> 00:16:22,501 Your turn. 184 00:16:22,709 --> 00:16:23,834 Axe me! 185 00:16:24,042 --> 00:16:25,876 Axe me! 186 00:16:26,084 --> 00:16:27,084 Axed. 187 00:16:28,459 --> 00:16:33,084 He thinks he's a bruiser. He's really just a loser. 188 00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:36,001 All he can say is "Axe, axe, axe"! 189 00:16:36,209 --> 00:16:39,542 When he whacks his axe, he squirts on his shirts. 190 00:16:39,751 --> 00:16:40,751 Huh. 191 00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:42,876 - What? - I'm bored. 192 00:16:43,584 --> 00:16:45,001 Axed! 193 00:16:55,042 --> 00:16:56,376 Next. 194 00:17:00,334 --> 00:17:01,376 Who found them? 195 00:17:04,167 --> 00:17:05,209 Hawaii has two I's. 196 00:17:05,417 --> 00:17:07,334 One's useless, like you! 197 00:17:28,376 --> 00:17:30,292 - My compliments. - Accepted. 198 00:17:30,876 --> 00:17:32,292 I need to change. Coming? 199 00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:36,084 Grab the kimonos. 200 00:17:46,376 --> 00:17:47,792 Garden hose. 201 00:17:58,792 --> 00:18:00,542 Don't touch my toys. 202 00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:06,542 Mega-Tube on the Riviera. 203 00:18:07,084 --> 00:18:08,501 What's a Mega-Tube? 204 00:18:08,709 --> 00:18:09,709 A Mega-Tube? 205 00:18:10,251 --> 00:18:11,667 A huge wave. 206 00:18:11,876 --> 00:18:13,751 One hit the coast in '79. 207 00:18:14,292 --> 00:18:15,459 From Nice to Antibes. 208 00:18:17,292 --> 00:18:18,501 I just missed it. 209 00:18:21,376 --> 00:18:22,959 I was only 5. 210 00:18:23,792 --> 00:18:25,459 But believe me, the next one... 211 00:18:45,209 --> 00:18:46,209 What's this? 212 00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:49,709 Hands off. It's a good-luck charm. 213 00:18:49,917 --> 00:18:52,917 It's a real shark tooth made of natural plastic. 214 00:18:53,126 --> 00:18:54,251 I see. 215 00:19:13,417 --> 00:19:14,501 Sorry. 216 00:19:17,001 --> 00:19:18,709 This one's yours. 217 00:19:22,084 --> 00:19:23,084 Point Break? 218 00:19:24,292 --> 00:19:25,292 Watch this! 219 00:19:25,751 --> 00:19:27,751 That's Bodhi! See him? 220 00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:29,709 Backside in the tube, 221 00:19:29,917 --> 00:19:31,584 then a floater on the rim. 222 00:19:36,292 --> 00:19:38,751 I'm the king of the world! 223 00:19:43,376 --> 00:19:45,126 I'm God! 224 00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:47,417 You've got it inside you. 225 00:19:47,626 --> 00:19:51,667 You're a pit-bull. You didn't hesitate. 226 00:19:52,167 --> 00:19:53,542 That's very rare. 227 00:19:53,751 --> 00:19:55,959 - Thanks a lot. - De nada. 228 00:20:05,542 --> 00:20:07,042 You're a pit-bull. 229 00:20:13,667 --> 00:20:14,959 Come... 230 00:20:27,876 --> 00:20:29,292 Map of New Zealand. 231 00:20:32,584 --> 00:20:33,876 Hey, Bodhi! 232 00:20:59,126 --> 00:21:00,459 You farted last night. 233 00:21:01,917 --> 00:21:03,209 Call you later. 234 00:21:13,001 --> 00:21:14,001 Hello! 235 00:21:14,126 --> 00:21:15,626 What's waxin? 236 00:21:15,834 --> 00:21:17,376 Just relaxin'! 237 00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:36,709 You can't park here! Move it! 238 00:21:39,834 --> 00:21:40,917 Dad! 239 00:21:54,001 --> 00:21:55,001 The girl's screaming. 240 00:21:55,459 --> 00:21:56,852 - You know what they did? - Your son? 241 00:21:56,876 --> 00:21:59,667 They trashed the house without even asking. 242 00:21:59,876 --> 00:22:01,334 He knows nothing. 243 00:22:01,542 --> 00:22:03,667 - Handcuff him. - He knows nothing! 244 00:22:03,876 --> 00:22:05,084 Stop! 245 00:22:05,292 --> 00:22:07,001 He never saw or heard a thing. 246 00:22:07,209 --> 00:22:10,417 He knows nothing because he's a total moron. 247 00:22:13,417 --> 00:22:14,751 Look at him! 248 00:22:18,501 --> 00:22:20,709 Can't you tell he's a moron? 249 00:22:26,751 --> 00:22:28,167 We'll call you. This way... 250 00:22:35,084 --> 00:22:37,251 What will become of us? 251 00:22:38,001 --> 00:22:39,292 It'll be fine. 252 00:22:46,542 --> 00:22:49,209 Not on my ♪-shirt... 253 00:23:17,834 --> 00:23:19,542 "Agostini 254 00:23:19,751 --> 00:23:24,084 "has been accused of laundering money 255 00:23:24,292 --> 00:23:28,584 "for the Sicilian mafia 256 00:23:28,792 --> 00:23:33,251 "in diverse establishments on the Riviera 257 00:23:33,459 --> 00:23:37,126 "as well as in off-shore companies" 258 00:23:37,334 --> 00:23:40,417 "based in the Ca... Cayman Islands." 259 00:23:43,792 --> 00:23:45,251 Jeez... 260 00:23:49,126 --> 00:23:51,167 - Way over my head. - How's Daddy? 261 00:23:52,876 --> 00:23:54,626 Josie, something strong. 262 00:23:54,834 --> 00:23:56,209 - Scotch? Cognac? - Root beer. 263 00:23:58,501 --> 00:24:01,417 "Diverse establishments..." 264 00:24:01,626 --> 00:24:02,667 Must be tough. 265 00:24:02,876 --> 00:24:05,126 - Lay off him. - Yeah. 266 00:24:07,876 --> 00:24:09,959 Sylvain! Christian! Joe! 267 00:24:13,751 --> 00:24:15,084 We were leaving... 268 00:24:15,876 --> 00:24:16,667 Later. 269 00:24:16,876 --> 00:24:19,042 ALL ALONE 270 00:24:35,501 --> 00:24:37,584 Enough. Leave him alone. 271 00:24:51,667 --> 00:24:52,792 So long. 272 00:24:55,251 --> 00:24:56,459 Melina! 273 00:25:16,917 --> 00:25:18,084 How pathetic! 274 00:25:20,751 --> 00:25:22,459 It's time to rock and roll! 275 00:25:22,959 --> 00:25:26,251 Everybody, freeze. Hands up, eyes down/. 276 00:25:27,251 --> 00:25:28,459 Onto the floor! 277 00:25:31,042 --> 00:25:32,042 Got ear wax? 278 00:25:32,667 --> 00:25:36,001 We're the ex-Presidents. We need just a few moments. 279 00:25:37,167 --> 00:25:39,792 We've been screwing you for years... 280 00:25:52,334 --> 00:25:53,334 So? 281 00:25:54,251 --> 00:25:57,042 - What's your next move? - Dunno... 282 00:25:57,251 --> 00:25:58,792 You have no family? 283 00:26:03,042 --> 00:26:04,876 Guess you'll have to work. 284 00:26:07,001 --> 00:26:08,001 Josie... 285 00:26:09,209 --> 00:26:11,959 Can I pay you later? At the moment I'm 286 00:26:12,959 --> 00:26:14,126 tanning. 287 00:26:18,626 --> 00:26:21,709 A friend of mine has a restaurant near Antibes. 288 00:26:22,376 --> 00:26:24,084 Should I give him a call? 289 00:26:32,001 --> 00:26:34,751 What is it like... to work? 290 00:26:36,417 --> 00:26:38,209 I mean, I know the word but 291 00:26:38,417 --> 00:26:40,501 I have a friend who works but 292 00:26:46,584 --> 00:26:47,876 I'm clueless. 293 00:27:15,876 --> 00:27:17,417 Everybody, freeze! 294 00:27:17,626 --> 00:27:18,917 Hands up, eyes down/. 295 00:27:20,001 --> 00:27:21,667 Your attention, please' 296 00:27:23,334 --> 00:27:25,084 We are the ex-Presidents. 297 00:27:25,292 --> 00:27:27,459 As you can see, we're robbing your bank. 298 00:27:28,251 --> 00:27:30,667 Cooperate and I won't blow your heads off! 299 00:27:39,084 --> 00:27:40,584 Bank of Nice. 300 00:27:52,001 --> 00:27:53,584 Hello, ladies and gentlemen, 301 00:27:53,792 --> 00:27:55,542 your attention please! 302 00:27:55,751 --> 00:27:58,167 Everyone, freeze. This is a hold-up. 303 00:27:59,001 --> 00:28:01,501 I am the President of France. 304 00:28:05,251 --> 00:28:06,251 Can I help you? 305 00:28:13,167 --> 00:28:14,417 In fact 306 00:28:14,626 --> 00:28:17,334 would it be possible to see the manager? 307 00:28:18,126 --> 00:28:19,501 Take off your mask. 308 00:28:20,001 --> 00:28:21,417 Our multi-risk insurance is for you. 309 00:28:21,626 --> 00:28:24,542 You won't find a better rate. 310 00:28:24,751 --> 00:28:25,751 Here. 311 00:28:25,917 --> 00:28:28,334 At your age, it's time to think capital. 312 00:28:28,542 --> 00:28:30,584 How old are you? 313 00:28:30,792 --> 00:28:32,292 How old? 314 00:28:33,751 --> 00:28:36,917 Is your account checking, savings or other? 315 00:28:37,126 --> 00:28:38,126 Savings... 316 00:28:38,917 --> 00:28:42,376 A checking account will give you 3 percent interest. 317 00:28:43,084 --> 00:28:44,251 With a savings account, 318 00:28:44,459 --> 00:28:46,834 interest skyrockets to 4.25%. 319 00:28:47,876 --> 00:28:48,876 Yes, honey. 320 00:28:51,834 --> 00:28:52,834 A client... 321 00:29:06,459 --> 00:29:08,542 This week you work days, 11 to 8. 322 00:29:08,751 --> 00:29:12,167 Next week, nights. The schedule's on the board there. 323 00:29:13,042 --> 00:29:14,292 That way. 324 00:29:15,792 --> 00:29:18,459 It's the usual salary: 1500, plus tips. 325 00:29:20,209 --> 00:29:21,751 1500 euros a month? 326 00:29:21,959 --> 00:29:22,959 No, a day. 327 00:29:23,167 --> 00:29:26,001 That's better! You had me scared there. 328 00:29:26,209 --> 00:29:27,542 When do I start? 329 00:29:28,459 --> 00:29:29,751 Once you get new shoes. 330 00:29:32,167 --> 00:29:36,126 It's high season. I want you working 300 percent! 331 00:29:36,334 --> 00:29:37,834 Get on the ball! 332 00:29:41,542 --> 00:29:45,501 300 percent, 300 percent 333 00:29:46,751 --> 00:29:48,626 3 percent... That'll do. 334 00:29:49,292 --> 00:29:50,292 Excuse me. 335 00:29:51,334 --> 00:29:52,501 Try later. 336 00:29:52,709 --> 00:29:54,334 Brice, the terrace is full. 337 00:29:55,084 --> 00:29:58,292 Everyone's enjoying the sun. I can't blame them. 338 00:29:58,501 --> 00:29:59,792 Come out now! 339 00:30:08,751 --> 00:30:10,126 Cold stuff! 340 00:30:10,751 --> 00:30:12,459 Ice cold! 341 00:30:13,209 --> 00:30:15,751 Who ordered the seafood platter. You? 342 00:30:15,959 --> 00:30:17,042 You? 343 00:30:25,334 --> 00:30:26,792 It's for four. 344 00:30:29,167 --> 00:30:30,709 Did the ocean move? 345 00:30:31,459 --> 00:30:32,542 When I was gone. 346 00:30:34,167 --> 00:30:35,959 Kevin, just watch the ocean. 347 00:30:36,167 --> 00:30:38,834 If there's a swell, give a yell. 348 00:30:47,001 --> 00:30:49,876 Brice! Help me! Help me! Set me free! 349 00:30:51,417 --> 00:30:52,459 Whatever. 350 00:30:53,042 --> 00:30:55,542 The name is Brice. Bon appetice. 351 00:30:56,501 --> 00:31:01,292 Cyprien, you're unbearable. You can't stay in your room all day. 352 00:31:01,501 --> 00:31:04,501 Go back to school. Become a dentist, like Dad! 353 00:31:05,792 --> 00:31:07,917 Enough is enough. 354 00:32:21,917 --> 00:32:22,917 You like the water 355 00:32:24,542 --> 00:32:25,542 I have an idea! 356 00:32:54,751 --> 00:32:56,376 Watch out! Awesome wave! 357 00:33:01,584 --> 00:33:02,959 I fell! I'm sinking! 358 00:33:08,834 --> 00:33:12,376 I'm drowning. The wave's getting bigger! 359 00:33:14,584 --> 00:33:16,417 Watch out! 360 00:33:20,209 --> 00:33:21,376 In there. 361 00:33:22,959 --> 00:33:24,251 What the hell is going on? 362 00:33:27,626 --> 00:33:28,626 Tube! 363 00:33:49,584 --> 00:33:50,584 What's waxin'? 364 00:33:52,959 --> 00:33:56,001 Tell Josie she can keep you to herself! 365 00:33:56,834 --> 00:33:58,251 My board. Thanks. 366 00:34:08,959 --> 00:34:11,084 I wear the tie here, understand? 367 00:34:11,292 --> 00:34:13,209 Or else you're free to leave. 368 00:34:17,959 --> 00:34:19,709 I want to make a withdrawal. 369 00:34:37,459 --> 00:34:40,709 Brice from Nice Dude with br-attitude. 370 00:34:40,917 --> 00:34:43,126 Surf the waves Throw yellow raves 371 00:34:43,334 --> 00:34:45,376 I can wax poetic And axe prophetic. 372 00:34:46,626 --> 00:34:48,667 Pay tax to Brice, tax to Brice. 373 00:34:48,876 --> 00:34:50,667 Tax, tax, tax to Brice. 374 00:34:50,876 --> 00:34:52,167 Gimme the cash. 375 00:34:55,626 --> 00:34:57,126 The hat Is where it's at. 376 00:34:57,334 --> 00:34:59,834 For the chance To see me dance. 377 00:35:05,751 --> 00:35:07,667 No solidarity With Brice charity? 378 00:35:07,876 --> 00:35:09,876 Pay more! What are friends for? 379 00:35:10,084 --> 00:35:14,334 Pay tax to Brice, tax to Brice Tax, tax, tax to Brice. 380 00:35:14,542 --> 00:35:16,917 Like his mellow yellow rave. 381 00:35:17,126 --> 00:35:18,834 He rides life like a wave. 382 00:35:19,042 --> 00:35:20,667 Gimme the cash. 383 00:35:22,959 --> 00:35:24,376 Gimme the cash. 384 00:35:27,709 --> 00:35:30,167 Please come to my aid! 385 00:35:30,376 --> 00:35:31,876 Don't be afraid! 386 00:35:32,084 --> 00:35:35,376 When you're poor you've got it made! 387 00:35:37,001 --> 00:35:38,834 Money can be a bitch. 388 00:35:39,042 --> 00:35:42,209 But here's the hitch: I was born rich. 389 00:35:42,417 --> 00:35:46,542 So luxury is my niche. 390 00:35:48,084 --> 00:35:51,459 You're all poor So sweep up the floor. 391 00:35:52,417 --> 00:35:53,834 And gimme the cash. 392 00:35:56,667 --> 00:35:59,126 I need money It's not my fault. 393 00:35:59,334 --> 00:36:00,501 Where's the vault? 394 00:36:00,709 --> 00:36:01,709 Over there! 395 00:36:01,792 --> 00:36:03,417 Pay tax to Brice, tax to Brice. 396 00:36:03,626 --> 00:36:05,959 Tax, tax, tax to Brice. 397 00:36:35,626 --> 00:36:36,626 Time's up, asshole! 398 00:36:37,459 --> 00:36:39,167 What's going on? 399 00:36:43,126 --> 00:36:44,834 My dream come true! 400 00:36:59,667 --> 00:37:00,667 That way. 401 00:37:07,876 --> 00:37:09,209 Take me along! 402 00:37:10,501 --> 00:37:11,792 Take me... 403 00:37:18,209 --> 00:37:20,626 Bleached blond... piss-yellow... 404 00:37:21,334 --> 00:37:23,001 Flaxen. 405 00:37:23,417 --> 00:37:24,417 Like my aunt. 406 00:37:24,626 --> 00:37:26,334 You know my aunt? 407 00:37:38,001 --> 00:37:39,459 What's waxin'? 408 00:37:41,334 --> 00:37:42,459 It's him. 409 00:37:42,667 --> 00:37:44,167 Stop! 410 00:37:44,376 --> 00:37:45,376 - Here! - Thanks. 411 00:38:00,751 --> 00:38:02,459 Sorry, we're in a hurry! 412 00:38:06,167 --> 00:38:07,209 Let go! 413 00:38:09,501 --> 00:38:10,501 Oops. 414 00:38:56,417 --> 00:38:57,959 I made you moan so loud 415 00:38:58,167 --> 00:39:00,126 and I don't know your name! 416 00:39:00,792 --> 00:39:02,042 Jade the mermaid? 417 00:39:02,251 --> 00:39:04,251 Adelaide? Ariel! It's Ariel! 418 00:39:04,459 --> 00:39:05,501 Helga. 419 00:39:06,626 --> 00:39:07,876 Not bad. 420 00:39:09,834 --> 00:39:11,667 Your scales are changing colors. 421 00:39:11,876 --> 00:39:14,917 - It's because we had sex. - Really? 422 00:39:15,751 --> 00:39:19,292 Mermaids are like seahorses. The males give birth. 423 00:39:20,292 --> 00:39:22,876 - Is this a dream? - Yeah, it's a dream! 424 00:39:24,792 --> 00:39:26,667 Seaweed in your armpits! 425 00:39:26,876 --> 00:39:28,626 It works with mermaids too. 426 00:39:29,042 --> 00:39:31,334 - Dickhead. - At least I have legs. 427 00:39:31,542 --> 00:39:32,626 Axed! 428 00:39:32,834 --> 00:39:34,417 - I'm axed? - Totally. 429 00:39:35,042 --> 00:39:37,084 - I'm outta here. - Beat it! 430 00:39:41,251 --> 00:39:43,126 Not by my tail! 431 00:39:45,209 --> 00:39:47,084 - Goodbye. - Good riddance! 432 00:39:47,292 --> 00:39:49,626 - Scram, tadpole. - The water's ice cold! 433 00:39:49,834 --> 00:39:51,251 What about the baby? 434 00:39:51,459 --> 00:39:53,126 What do I care? 435 00:39:54,667 --> 00:39:57,167 Give me the thing, 436 00:39:57,376 --> 00:39:59,209 for changing channels. 437 00:39:59,417 --> 00:40:00,667 Who are you? 438 00:40:00,876 --> 00:40:02,084 Who am I? It's not 439 00:40:02,292 --> 00:40:06,251 I want the... for the TV... the thing. 440 00:40:06,459 --> 00:40:08,542 Run that by me once more. 441 00:40:12,001 --> 00:40:14,126 You bress the puttons. 442 00:40:15,251 --> 00:40:16,501 The guys in the box. 443 00:40:16,709 --> 00:40:18,584 What are you talking about? 444 00:40:20,167 --> 00:40:22,709 This is gross! It's not yellow! 445 00:40:26,251 --> 00:40:27,334 Finally. 446 00:40:30,626 --> 00:40:32,126 There. 447 00:40:34,709 --> 00:40:36,292 The remote control? 448 00:40:41,251 --> 00:40:43,126 Thanks. Thanks a lot. Asshole. 449 00:40:44,001 --> 00:40:47,751 Keep it nice. We never rode a wave together. 450 00:40:54,042 --> 00:40:55,792 - Where are we? - By the way... 451 00:40:56,001 --> 00:40:57,251 My motorcycle... 452 00:40:57,459 --> 00:41:00,167 Why did you grab the... Tell me. 453 00:41:01,209 --> 00:41:02,209 Oh, the biker. 454 00:41:03,042 --> 00:41:05,959 Are you retarded or do you like riding into walls? 455 00:41:06,626 --> 00:41:07,626 What? 456 00:41:18,001 --> 00:41:19,667 You can't even talk. 457 00:41:29,667 --> 00:41:30,876 Enough. 458 00:41:34,709 --> 00:41:36,376 No way! 459 00:41:36,584 --> 00:41:38,376 - You sleep with shoes on? - So what? 460 00:41:39,917 --> 00:41:40,917 What's it to you? 461 00:41:41,751 --> 00:41:43,292 - Brice Agostini? - That's me. 462 00:41:45,126 --> 00:41:46,626 Eudes Angellini. 463 00:41:48,251 --> 00:41:49,751 You're a total pig. 464 00:41:49,959 --> 00:41:51,459 No, your father's lawyer. 465 00:41:52,334 --> 00:41:54,001 - He sent me. - How Dad? 466 00:41:54,209 --> 00:41:56,084 - Dad's in prison. - In prison! 467 00:41:56,292 --> 00:41:57,376 Like a prisoner. 468 00:41:57,584 --> 00:41:59,751 Why do you have your shoes on? 469 00:42:03,584 --> 00:42:05,876 - Tell me where we are. - A hospital. 470 00:42:06,084 --> 00:42:09,167 Yeah, a hot-spittle. And what's in hot-spittles? 471 00:42:09,709 --> 00:42:11,251 Tons of germs. 472 00:42:11,459 --> 00:42:14,292 They multiply on the floor and they... You're clueless! 473 00:42:16,084 --> 00:42:20,376 You're charged with assault and battery, attempted robbery 474 00:42:21,042 --> 00:42:23,126 - and skateboard theft. - I borrowed that! 475 00:42:24,001 --> 00:42:27,084 Concentrate: Hospitals kill disease. 476 00:42:27,292 --> 00:42:28,417 You know 477 00:42:29,751 --> 00:42:31,292 you... people like you 478 00:42:31,501 --> 00:42:32,917 you may leave cured. 479 00:42:36,417 --> 00:42:37,667 Right? You sing. 480 00:42:38,292 --> 00:42:40,209 But the germs on the floor... 481 00:42:40,417 --> 00:42:42,834 They set up house... They pop out! 482 00:42:43,042 --> 00:42:45,001 And grab you by your feet. 483 00:42:45,209 --> 00:42:47,042 Just bear it in mind! 484 00:42:47,751 --> 00:42:49,876 Any chance of changing rooms? 485 00:42:50,084 --> 00:42:52,001 - Change lawyers too. - No, stay! 486 00:42:52,917 --> 00:42:55,626 Me! I need 487 00:42:55,834 --> 00:42:56,959 one of you. 488 00:42:57,501 --> 00:42:58,501 Because my scooter... 489 00:42:59,542 --> 00:43:00,709 You stole it, right? 490 00:43:01,876 --> 00:43:03,251 Sort of. 491 00:43:05,334 --> 00:43:08,001 Marius Le Quail. Like the bird. 492 00:43:10,126 --> 00:43:11,126 My pleasure. 493 00:43:11,167 --> 00:43:14,126 Listen up, I'm forced to take you as my client, 494 00:43:14,334 --> 00:43:17,709 so sign these documents or get by without me. 495 00:43:18,751 --> 00:43:20,459 - Why? - Because I'm busy! 496 00:43:30,917 --> 00:43:31,917 He Kills you. 497 00:43:32,792 --> 00:43:35,126 Are you signing? I'm due in court. 498 00:43:35,334 --> 00:43:37,751 Shut up. Know what? Come back tomorrow. 499 00:43:38,334 --> 00:43:40,959 Do you understand me? Come back tomorrow 500 00:43:41,167 --> 00:43:42,959 and bring us presents. 501 00:43:43,834 --> 00:43:44,917 Yes, sir. 502 00:43:45,126 --> 00:43:46,459 If you don't mind. 503 00:43:46,834 --> 00:43:47,959 Will that be all? 504 00:43:51,584 --> 00:43:53,709 You're a real pit-bull. High five! 505 00:43:57,876 --> 00:44:01,334 They're comfortable. My feet sure are swollen! 506 00:44:01,542 --> 00:44:03,501 Everyone needs good shoes! 507 00:44:03,709 --> 00:44:05,542 I couldn't wear them on duty. 508 00:44:06,209 --> 00:44:08,126 So get a pair for the house. 509 00:44:08,334 --> 00:44:10,584 Surfz up. I'm in a rush. 510 00:44:12,001 --> 00:44:14,209 I've always been a fan of Dr. Scholl. 511 00:44:15,667 --> 00:44:18,084 - What if I missed it? - Missed what? 512 00:44:18,292 --> 00:44:20,292 - My wave. - What wave? 513 00:44:20,501 --> 00:44:21,751 My wave... 514 00:44:22,459 --> 00:44:23,751 Forget it, landshark. 515 00:44:23,959 --> 00:44:24,959 What? 516 00:44:26,209 --> 00:44:28,501 Okay. Have you seen Pointbreak? 517 00:44:28,709 --> 00:44:30,417 Yeah, in concert. 518 00:44:30,626 --> 00:44:32,834 The movie, with Patrick Swayze. 519 00:44:37,251 --> 00:44:38,292 Never saw Pointbreak? 520 00:44:39,126 --> 00:44:40,334 Nope. Missed that too. 521 00:44:44,167 --> 00:44:45,376 - Pathetic. - What? 522 00:44:46,334 --> 00:44:48,084 Everything's in Pointbreak. 523 00:44:48,751 --> 00:44:49,792 Everything. 524 00:44:51,126 --> 00:44:53,917 When you see it, you become bilingual in surf. 525 00:44:54,667 --> 00:44:55,917 Get it? 526 00:44:57,251 --> 00:44:58,792 You're a surfer. 527 00:44:59,001 --> 00:45:01,417 That's why you look so... so nasty. 528 00:45:02,209 --> 00:45:04,292 Sure I know Scholls. 529 00:45:04,876 --> 00:45:06,501 What are you doing? 530 00:45:16,751 --> 00:45:17,751 They're surfers! 531 00:45:19,084 --> 00:45:20,084 Holy shit! 532 00:45:55,751 --> 00:45:57,459 What a ride! 533 00:45:59,542 --> 00:46:00,667 What an ass! 534 00:46:00,876 --> 00:46:02,459 - Police? - Surfz up. 535 00:46:02,667 --> 00:46:04,834 I got hit by two dickheads in beds. 536 00:46:05,042 --> 00:46:07,126 Don't tell. Phone call for you. 537 00:46:10,042 --> 00:46:12,042 You surf for real? 538 00:46:13,084 --> 00:46:14,376 I'm the best. 539 00:46:16,042 --> 00:46:17,417 Give me the phone. 540 00:46:18,917 --> 00:46:21,459 - Who are you calling? - Hold the stone. 541 00:46:26,709 --> 00:46:28,501 - Hello? - Hello, yes? 542 00:46:28,709 --> 00:46:29,959 Nothing! 543 00:46:30,501 --> 00:46:32,126 That's taken care of. 544 00:46:34,751 --> 00:46:36,209 Who are you calling? 545 00:46:44,626 --> 00:46:46,251 How did you get out? 546 00:46:46,459 --> 00:46:47,584 You bring my stuff? 547 00:46:47,792 --> 00:46:49,501 Is that your vehicle? 548 00:46:49,709 --> 00:46:51,751 My wife's. Get in, please. 549 00:46:53,251 --> 00:46:54,626 Catch you later. 550 00:46:55,834 --> 00:46:58,501 Did you hear him? We have to go. 551 00:46:59,209 --> 00:47:01,501 The sea is calling. 552 00:47:01,709 --> 00:47:03,959 I'm taking you and you, back to the hospital. 553 00:47:04,167 --> 00:47:06,376 I'm not laughing, dude. Hands off. 554 00:47:07,792 --> 00:47:09,876 There are no waves. Look. 555 00:47:11,126 --> 00:47:12,917 Tell him Nice is wave-less. 556 00:47:14,417 --> 00:47:15,542 Forget about sports. 557 00:47:16,542 --> 00:47:17,542 What? 558 00:47:17,626 --> 00:47:20,167 Sports? It's not a sport, it's a dream! 559 00:47:21,209 --> 00:47:23,792 - You have no dream? - I had one, once... 560 00:47:24,001 --> 00:47:25,667 He doesn't have a dream! 561 00:47:25,876 --> 00:47:27,667 - I had one. - We don't care. 562 00:47:28,667 --> 00:47:30,834 No pie in the sky? No burning urge? 563 00:47:36,667 --> 00:47:40,251 You won't catch waves here. You'll just get caught. 564 00:47:47,959 --> 00:47:49,376 My car! 565 00:48:04,417 --> 00:48:05,709 My axe is all rusty. 566 00:48:06,751 --> 00:48:08,334 Bodhi, where are you? 567 00:48:13,001 --> 00:48:14,001 I need water... 568 00:48:15,876 --> 00:48:18,501 - Snack-time! - Where's the ocean? 569 00:48:19,334 --> 00:48:22,167 - How far is Nice? - In kilo-miles? 570 00:48:22,376 --> 00:48:25,376 Ten, fifteen... twenty. 571 00:48:26,667 --> 00:48:28,376 I can't breathe. 572 00:48:29,709 --> 00:48:31,417 My solar plexus hurts. 573 00:48:32,209 --> 00:48:33,626 Come on, eat. It's good for... 574 00:48:36,126 --> 00:48:37,251 Eat and we'll go. 575 00:48:38,626 --> 00:48:41,001 - We have to go. - I'm not going, Marius. 576 00:48:42,209 --> 00:48:44,001 I can't leave Nice. 577 00:48:44,834 --> 00:48:46,084 I can't. 578 00:48:47,292 --> 00:48:48,917 I'm still waiting for my wave. 579 00:48:49,126 --> 00:48:50,834 It's better for friends 580 00:48:52,959 --> 00:48:55,292 - to stick together. - I have no friends. 581 00:48:57,876 --> 00:49:00,417 Sorry, I'm going back to Nice. Bumbye. 582 00:49:02,084 --> 00:49:04,917 Yeah, run on home. Go back to Nice. 583 00:49:05,126 --> 00:49:06,792 You'll see what you're in for. 584 00:49:07,001 --> 00:49:09,084 They'll love you in jail 585 00:49:09,292 --> 00:49:11,334 with your wavy, blond hair. 586 00:49:11,542 --> 00:49:13,709 For a jailbird like you, this is fun! 587 00:49:15,542 --> 00:49:18,792 Don't tease me! Because my life hasn't been 588 00:49:20,626 --> 00:49:22,709 I never had anything! 589 00:49:24,251 --> 00:49:27,292 I had everything! And I'm in as deep shit as you, 590 00:49:27,501 --> 00:49:29,251 if not deeper. 591 00:49:29,459 --> 00:49:30,459 Yeah, go on. 592 00:49:30,626 --> 00:49:32,251 Run on home! 593 00:49:33,251 --> 00:49:34,584 Surfer girl! 594 00:49:48,584 --> 00:49:50,376 Scoot over. I'm driving. 595 00:49:52,334 --> 00:49:53,917 This isn't the way! 596 00:49:54,126 --> 00:49:55,501 Change of plans. 597 00:49:55,709 --> 00:49:57,001 Why do you need me? 598 00:49:57,209 --> 00:50:00,501 To dream. I can dream too, can't I? 599 00:50:01,376 --> 00:50:05,542 Who hijacked my scooter? Me? Now you follow me. 600 00:50:05,751 --> 00:50:07,126 Where to? 601 00:50:19,584 --> 00:50:20,792 Can I help you? 602 00:50:22,792 --> 00:50:26,042 Is this the real McCoy? I mean... 603 00:50:29,167 --> 00:50:30,542 "La plancha"? 604 00:50:30,751 --> 00:50:31,751 Miss! 605 00:50:32,959 --> 00:50:33,959 Just a sec. 606 00:50:36,876 --> 00:50:38,459 Is this the right size? 607 00:50:38,667 --> 00:50:41,542 You can wear it even lower. 608 00:50:42,001 --> 00:50:43,167 - Is it Basque? - Local. 609 00:51:07,751 --> 00:51:09,417 Are you here for the Cup? 610 00:51:10,126 --> 00:51:12,751 - What cup? - You're not a surfer? 611 00:51:13,542 --> 00:51:14,584 Sure I am. 612 00:51:17,876 --> 00:51:20,334 - Where are we? - At the spot, dude? 613 00:51:21,251 --> 00:51:23,001 - The spot? - You're in Hossegor. 614 00:51:23,959 --> 00:51:25,334 Hossegor? 615 00:51:27,459 --> 00:51:30,834 - Victor, how's the swell? - Great. It's moving in. 616 00:51:43,626 --> 00:51:45,001 I have a surprise. 617 00:51:45,209 --> 00:51:46,417 Pick a hand... 618 00:51:47,417 --> 00:51:49,959 - That one. - Wrong! It's the other one. 619 00:51:51,001 --> 00:51:54,209 It's a present. For you. It's yellow. 620 00:51:55,042 --> 00:51:56,459 Where did you get it? 621 00:51:58,292 --> 00:52:01,001 - You like it? - Yeah, totally. 622 00:52:01,417 --> 00:52:02,751 It's gorgeous. 623 00:52:28,959 --> 00:52:30,334 100,000 dollars. 624 00:52:30,542 --> 00:52:32,334 Better than the tooth fairy. 625 00:52:35,084 --> 00:52:36,959 It's simple. First, you win, 626 00:52:37,167 --> 00:52:38,792 then you give me half. 627 00:52:40,959 --> 00:52:42,126 You win 100,000. 628 00:52:42,334 --> 00:52:44,626 50,000 for you and 50,000 for me. 629 00:52:45,209 --> 00:52:46,542 I'll pay you back 630 00:52:48,001 --> 00:52:49,001 when I can 631 00:52:49,167 --> 00:52:52,001 if I can. 632 00:53:09,626 --> 00:53:11,001 Marius 633 00:53:15,376 --> 00:53:17,417 I didn't do it! 634 00:53:17,626 --> 00:53:19,167 It's me! It's Brice! 635 00:53:23,251 --> 00:53:24,751 I can't do it. 636 00:53:27,751 --> 00:53:28,751 Why are you whispering? 637 00:53:30,501 --> 00:53:31,501 I can't do it. 638 00:53:32,001 --> 00:53:33,501 What? What? Why not? 639 00:53:33,709 --> 00:53:35,334 It's hard to explain. 640 00:53:36,417 --> 00:53:39,001 You can't let me down. Not now. 641 00:53:39,751 --> 00:53:41,917 You told me I needed a dream. 642 00:53:42,126 --> 00:53:44,001 I have one. And I need you. 643 00:53:44,876 --> 00:53:46,584 What's your dream? 644 00:53:47,876 --> 00:53:49,917 I can't say it. You'll tease me. 645 00:53:50,126 --> 00:53:52,001 - Go on, tell me. - No is no. 646 00:53:53,292 --> 00:53:54,542 Then I won't surf. 647 00:53:55,876 --> 00:53:57,626 Okay. 648 00:53:59,209 --> 00:54:00,209 Feet. 649 00:54:00,626 --> 00:54:01,626 What? 650 00:54:01,959 --> 00:54:02,959 Feet. 651 00:54:04,042 --> 00:54:05,042 Feet? 652 00:54:05,751 --> 00:54:08,959 It's not that hard to understand the meaning of "feet". 653 00:54:09,167 --> 00:54:11,376 Surfz down, dude. I'm lost. 654 00:54:12,584 --> 00:54:15,584 Two nice feet. Like a Greek statue. Size 9. 655 00:54:16,542 --> 00:54:17,334 With beautiful 656 00:54:17,542 --> 00:54:18,792 like in a church 657 00:54:19,001 --> 00:54:20,584 arches! 658 00:54:20,792 --> 00:54:22,042 Look. 659 00:54:26,959 --> 00:54:30,001 The man in Rio. He's... no mere doctor! 660 00:54:30,209 --> 00:54:31,584 He's a Professor. 661 00:54:31,792 --> 00:54:34,751 He can take a muscle and a piece of bone 662 00:54:34,959 --> 00:54:36,334 and make a finger! 663 00:54:36,542 --> 00:54:38,542 With a real fingernail! 664 00:54:38,751 --> 00:54:41,292 He can give you brand new feet. 665 00:54:42,834 --> 00:54:44,334 He takes the Achille's... 666 00:54:45,251 --> 00:54:47,001 - The Achilles' tendon. - Yeah, that. 667 00:54:47,209 --> 00:54:51,792 He pastes the tendon to a bone. In 6 months, you're walking. 668 00:54:53,042 --> 00:54:54,167 Fresh air time. 669 00:54:56,459 --> 00:54:57,459 Okay. 670 00:54:58,001 --> 00:54:59,001 Look. 671 00:55:13,167 --> 00:55:14,751 Holy cow! 672 00:55:24,834 --> 00:55:27,417 How do you wear thongs? 673 00:55:42,459 --> 00:55:43,876 Are you a mutant? 674 00:55:45,542 --> 00:55:47,584 From another planet, right? 675 00:55:48,917 --> 00:55:50,417 With a message for me. 676 00:55:51,751 --> 00:55:53,501 Are you taking me away? 677 00:56:01,959 --> 00:56:03,209 Understand? 678 00:56:03,584 --> 00:56:05,501 You know what this means? 679 00:56:11,751 --> 00:56:12,751 Laugh. 680 00:56:13,292 --> 00:56:15,751 I laugh too when I see them. 681 00:56:19,334 --> 00:56:21,584 - They don't hurt? - No, look. 682 00:56:27,209 --> 00:56:28,209 Pretty cool. 683 00:56:29,584 --> 00:56:31,417 Know any other tricks? 684 00:56:42,876 --> 00:56:44,417 But it's useless. 685 00:56:50,042 --> 00:56:51,626 You know, they look like... 686 00:56:52,459 --> 00:56:55,167 Don't be offended. I respect you and your feet. 687 00:56:56,417 --> 00:56:58,667 They look like coffee éclairs. 688 00:57:01,001 --> 00:57:02,501 Axed! You totally axed me. 689 00:57:08,334 --> 00:57:10,959 I've never undressed in front of a girl. 690 00:57:13,167 --> 00:57:16,167 What you're asking me is to win... 691 00:57:16,709 --> 00:57:19,126 SO you can get your feet cut off. 692 00:57:19,334 --> 00:57:20,542 Not cut off. Pasted on. 693 00:57:22,042 --> 00:57:24,001 - You're wacko. - I'm not wacko. 694 00:57:24,792 --> 00:57:26,084 What's crazier? 695 00:57:26,292 --> 00:57:28,709 Tube-hunting in Nice or wanting new feet? 696 00:57:28,917 --> 00:57:32,501 A mega-tube already happened in Nice. 697 00:57:32,709 --> 00:57:34,084 Foot transplants happen too. 698 00:57:34,292 --> 00:57:35,834 What if they screw up? 699 00:57:36,042 --> 00:57:37,792 What if you drown? 700 00:57:41,792 --> 00:57:42,959 Surf! 701 00:57:43,667 --> 00:57:45,084 Surf! 702 00:57:45,542 --> 00:57:47,501 Surf for me! 703 00:57:48,751 --> 00:57:51,417 Surf, surf, surf for me. 704 00:57:51,626 --> 00:57:54,584 Surf, Brice! 705 00:57:54,792 --> 00:57:56,709 Brice, surf for me! 706 00:57:56,917 --> 00:57:58,417 Go on and surf! 707 00:57:59,292 --> 00:58:02,084 Pay the price, Brice, of Paradise. 708 00:58:02,959 --> 00:58:06,334 Surf for me, let me see. 709 00:58:12,834 --> 00:58:14,917 Don't lose, !/ want real shoes/. 710 00:58:15,459 --> 00:58:16,542 Winds ashore, total bore. 711 00:58:22,167 --> 00:58:24,001 Is this what you want? 712 00:58:25,292 --> 00:58:27,292 Hop a wave and steer 713 00:58:27,501 --> 00:58:28,542 I'll manage your career. 714 00:58:29,251 --> 00:58:31,001 Do the Brice Boogie! 715 00:58:35,459 --> 00:58:37,334 Help redeem A pal with a dream 716 00:58:37,542 --> 00:58:40,876 I'll make the sacrifice. Call me Jesus Brice. 717 00:58:43,542 --> 00:58:45,084 Go on and surf. 718 00:58:45,751 --> 00:58:48,084 Surf for me. 719 00:58:51,084 --> 00:58:53,417 Go on and sign for me, Go on, sign. 720 00:58:54,542 --> 00:58:56,084 Sign for me. 721 00:58:56,292 --> 00:59:00,417 Sign on the X? I'll give you the axe. 722 00:59:45,542 --> 00:59:47,626 If you compete, I get feet. 723 01:00:00,959 --> 01:00:02,292 Mama Blue, where are you? 724 01:00:11,792 --> 01:00:13,917 The day train leaves Biarritz at ♪:15 725 01:00:14,126 --> 01:00:16,751 and arrives in Nice at 19:15. 726 01:00:16,959 --> 01:00:20,251 The night train leaves Biarritz at 11:40 727 01:00:20,459 --> 01:00:22,959 and arrives in Nice at noon. 728 01:00:25,042 --> 01:00:26,584 Here, Kevin. Thanks. 729 01:00:29,084 --> 01:00:30,751 - Are you standing? - Yeah, why? 730 01:00:30,959 --> 01:00:32,251 You look far away. 731 01:00:32,751 --> 01:00:34,292 That's taken care of. 732 01:00:38,042 --> 01:00:39,042 Hot board. 733 01:00:40,834 --> 01:00:41,834 Hot broad. 734 01:00:46,959 --> 01:00:48,709 You're the King of Diss? 735 01:00:48,917 --> 01:00:51,084 Please, Miss, call me Brice. 736 01:00:51,876 --> 01:00:53,834 You've got the beach buzzing. 737 01:00:54,042 --> 01:00:56,292 Yeah, well... story of my life. 738 01:00:56,501 --> 01:00:58,834 - So you surf a little? - Fluently. 739 01:01:02,084 --> 01:01:04,209 Ultra-Bright smile. Gotta love it. 740 01:01:04,417 --> 01:01:05,792 Very nice... 741 01:01:06,001 --> 01:01:08,709 - Got a girlfriend? - Better. A mermaid. 742 01:01:09,126 --> 01:01:11,751 You like to stare! Got a name? 743 01:01:11,959 --> 01:01:14,917 I'm Gladys. The Queen of Kiss. 744 01:01:16,459 --> 01:01:18,334 I smell future bliss. 745 01:01:40,376 --> 01:01:41,834 I'll pay you back. 746 01:01:42,042 --> 01:01:45,292 I want my gear back or I'll call the cops. 747 01:01:46,584 --> 01:01:48,167 Burning hot! Not the cops! 748 01:01:49,376 --> 01:01:50,626 Don't call the cops! 749 01:01:51,209 --> 01:01:53,126 I'll do anything you ask. Here. 750 01:01:53,334 --> 01:01:55,626 I'll sweep sand on the beach... 751 01:01:57,167 --> 01:01:58,709 - But no cops. - Anything? 752 01:01:58,917 --> 01:02:01,667 - That's not what I meant. - Follow me. 753 01:02:24,959 --> 01:02:27,959 Are you okay? Not too tired? 754 01:02:30,667 --> 01:02:33,167 This book is great. I'll lend it to you. 755 01:02:33,584 --> 01:02:37,334 Don't bother. I'm not big on books filled with letters. 756 01:02:39,084 --> 01:02:40,084 Never read? 757 01:02:42,542 --> 01:02:44,626 I've read lots... 758 01:02:46,042 --> 01:02:47,501 What's that one about? 759 01:02:48,292 --> 01:02:50,459 People who live in the ocean, whales, 760 01:02:50,667 --> 01:02:52,209 dolphins, 761 01:02:53,042 --> 01:02:54,292 love. 762 01:02:54,876 --> 01:02:55,876 What? 763 01:02:55,917 --> 01:02:57,376 Love. 764 01:02:58,084 --> 01:02:59,167 There you go. 765 01:02:59,376 --> 01:03:03,876 That's why I... And I don't read any more. 766 01:03:04,084 --> 01:03:06,542 It's always the same stuff... 767 01:03:07,584 --> 01:03:08,584 It's dumb. 768 01:03:08,751 --> 01:03:10,042 Oh, so it's dumb? 769 01:03:13,292 --> 01:03:14,292 Well, no. 770 01:03:15,167 --> 01:03:16,959 Go on. You have a way to go. 771 01:03:26,376 --> 01:03:29,417 Pass the ball to me! I'm the best. 772 01:03:34,709 --> 01:03:35,751 Get lost! 773 01:03:36,917 --> 01:03:38,917 Ass-ball! 774 01:03:39,126 --> 01:03:40,959 Balls-ball! 775 01:03:41,167 --> 01:03:42,167 Foot-ball! 776 01:03:44,209 --> 01:03:46,501 Who wants a poster of me? 777 01:03:46,709 --> 01:03:48,251 Axe-ball! 778 01:03:48,834 --> 01:03:50,334 How are Brice's Spices? 779 01:03:51,626 --> 01:03:54,167 Top-spin! Come here, Natasha... 780 01:03:54,584 --> 01:03:55,959 You're smart physically. 781 01:04:04,876 --> 01:04:07,334 And I never even liked volleyball! 782 01:04:08,667 --> 01:04:10,126 - Not great. - I'm lousy! 783 01:04:10,334 --> 01:04:12,417 No, you just have a fat ass. 784 01:04:12,626 --> 01:04:14,834 Act like you don't know anything. 785 01:04:15,542 --> 01:04:16,542 It's easy. 786 01:04:31,251 --> 01:04:32,251 Who are you? 787 01:04:32,709 --> 01:04:34,876 Who you? Yoo-hoo! 788 01:04:35,084 --> 01:04:36,376 Brice from Nice. 789 01:04:37,792 --> 01:04:39,334 I'm Igor. 790 01:04:39,542 --> 01:04:41,167 Igor from Hossegor. 791 01:04:41,376 --> 01:04:43,834 - Igor from Hossegor? - You lose, I score. 792 01:04:44,542 --> 01:04:46,417 Repeat. I hit "Delete". 793 01:04:46,626 --> 01:04:48,751 Igor from Hossegor. 794 01:04:51,084 --> 01:04:52,834 - Come here. - I'm fine here. 795 01:04:53,709 --> 01:04:55,376 You'd be better here. 796 01:04:59,167 --> 01:05:00,667 Don't hang around her. 797 01:05:01,584 --> 01:05:03,417 Go back to the kiddie pool. 798 01:05:03,626 --> 01:05:06,042 Don't compete, unless you like defeat. 799 01:05:06,667 --> 01:05:07,667 Capisce? 800 01:05:14,626 --> 01:05:15,626 Axle rod? 801 01:05:15,834 --> 01:05:17,917 I don't get it. It usually works. 802 01:05:23,126 --> 01:05:25,209 Don't screech, it's the beach. 803 01:05:34,917 --> 01:05:37,001 - Lots of his type around here? - One. 804 01:05:37,751 --> 01:05:39,084 Just one. 805 01:05:40,001 --> 01:05:41,542 I see three. 806 01:05:47,126 --> 01:05:49,792 As Bodhi says, it's all in the rhythm. 807 01:05:50,001 --> 01:05:53,167 Life, surf, rhythm. 808 01:05:53,376 --> 01:05:56,126 But at the end of Pointbreak, Bodhi drowns. 809 01:05:56,917 --> 01:06:00,501 And dead people don't got no rhythm. 810 01:06:00,709 --> 01:06:02,292 - Wrong! - Wrong! 811 01:06:02,501 --> 01:06:04,626 Totally wrong. You didn't get it. 812 01:06:04,834 --> 01:06:06,667 I could even call you a liar... 813 01:06:06,876 --> 01:06:07,876 Liar! 814 01:06:08,292 --> 01:06:10,834 At the end of the movie, Bodhi doesn't die. 815 01:06:11,042 --> 01:06:12,709 At least not spiritually! 816 01:06:12,917 --> 01:06:14,626 It's the essence of Bodhism. 817 01:06:14,834 --> 01:06:16,917 Not to burst your bubble, 818 01:06:17,126 --> 01:06:18,459 but I saw the movie. 819 01:06:18,667 --> 01:06:20,751 At the end he dies physically. 820 01:06:20,959 --> 01:06:22,167 Wrong! 821 01:06:22,917 --> 01:06:24,959 So wrong! You're the dead one! 822 01:06:25,709 --> 01:06:26,917 You're totally dead. 823 01:06:27,126 --> 01:06:28,751 You misunderstood, Kevin. 824 01:06:28,959 --> 01:06:31,126 - My name isn't Kevin. - Who cares? 825 01:06:31,334 --> 01:06:32,709 But in Pointbreak... 826 01:06:32,917 --> 01:06:34,126 What Brice means is... 827 01:06:34,334 --> 01:06:36,959 - Correct me if I'm wrong... - Just hurry. 828 01:06:37,167 --> 01:06:38,709 Bodhi is reborn in the tube. 829 01:06:39,251 --> 01:06:40,376 In other words, 830 01:06:41,376 --> 01:06:44,209 when I enter the Tube, 831 01:06:45,709 --> 01:06:49,376 I'm heading unconsciously back into my mother's vagina. 832 01:06:49,584 --> 01:06:50,709 Yuck. 833 01:06:51,251 --> 01:06:54,876 And when I emerge from the Tube, at that very moment, 834 01:06:56,042 --> 01:06:57,542 I am reborn. 835 01:07:00,459 --> 01:07:01,459 Crystal clear. 836 01:07:02,834 --> 01:07:03,834 Not bad, huh? 837 01:07:06,417 --> 01:07:08,001 It's not that simple. 838 01:07:08,626 --> 01:07:10,001 I practice Bodhism. 839 01:07:10,709 --> 01:07:13,501 Our opinions differ, so yours must be wrong. 840 01:07:14,292 --> 01:07:16,334 I saw it 6614 times, so I know 841 01:07:20,542 --> 01:07:23,334 I am Marius from Fréjus. I'm his 842 01:07:23,542 --> 01:07:26,209 mafiagero numero uno. 843 01:07:26,417 --> 01:07:27,959 - Babakar. - Cindy. 844 01:07:28,167 --> 01:07:30,126 - Cindy. - What did you do today? 845 01:07:30,334 --> 01:07:33,167 Me? Not a damn thing. 846 01:07:47,917 --> 01:07:51,167 I hope you won't let me down. 847 01:07:52,251 --> 01:07:55,459 Because the prize money, for me 848 01:07:56,292 --> 01:07:58,042 it's incredibly important. 849 01:08:02,626 --> 01:08:03,667 Come on! 850 01:08:04,876 --> 01:08:06,667 Did you see the one... 851 01:08:44,167 --> 01:08:46,459 - Not like that. - Like what? 852 01:08:46,667 --> 01:08:49,292 That's not how. Use both feet at once. 853 01:08:49,501 --> 01:08:51,292 Who do you think I am? 854 01:08:51,501 --> 01:08:54,792 A guy in a championship who can't even take off. 855 01:08:57,042 --> 01:08:58,959 Watch me. 856 01:09:03,709 --> 01:09:06,001 - Not bad. - Clean off your board. 857 01:09:06,209 --> 01:09:07,834 It's all sandy. 858 01:09:09,667 --> 01:09:12,376 - Been surfing long? - Not really. 859 01:09:19,292 --> 01:09:22,126 - Watch out! - Scared of waves? 860 01:09:22,334 --> 01:09:26,001 No. I don't like small waves. Just the big ones. 861 01:09:27,626 --> 01:09:30,292 "Surfin' the Waves!" Tomorrow is day one 862 01:09:30,501 --> 01:09:34,376 of the 5th-annual World Underground Surf Cup. 863 01:09:34,584 --> 01:09:35,584 "Surf tin' the Waves" 864 01:09:35,792 --> 01:09:37,251 fakes you backstage 865 01:09:37,834 --> 01:09:39,292 where the Riders 866 01:09:39,501 --> 01:09:41,417 are breakin' the ice. 867 01:09:42,959 --> 01:09:44,751 - Brice, from Nice. - Arnaud, from Lacanau. 868 01:09:44,959 --> 01:09:46,167 In control, on a roll, 869 01:09:46,376 --> 01:09:47,709 eat light tonight. 870 01:09:47,917 --> 01:09:49,834 Babakar, from Dakar. 871 01:09:50,042 --> 01:09:51,542 Bodhi is in me. 872 01:09:51,751 --> 01:09:53,459 Bodhi is in my body. 873 01:09:53,667 --> 01:09:56,042 Nikos, from Mykonos. 874 01:09:56,251 --> 01:09:57,334 Surfing 875 01:09:58,126 --> 01:09:59,792 is a mind-trip! 876 01:10:00,001 --> 01:10:01,834 Igor from Hossegor. 877 01:10:02,042 --> 01:10:03,209 Personally, I'm going to win. 878 01:10:03,417 --> 01:10:05,334 As for the others, guess. 879 01:10:05,542 --> 01:10:08,251 - Brett, from Tibet. - Loic, from Le Croisic. 880 01:10:08,459 --> 01:10:09,792 Greg, from Paris. 881 01:10:10,001 --> 01:10:12,417 - You surf? - I play volleyball. 882 01:10:14,751 --> 01:10:17,001 - Igor is a Wave Mutant! - Hands off. 883 01:10:17,209 --> 01:10:18,876 Let me thank my sponsor. 884 01:10:20,209 --> 01:10:21,917 - Enough. - Free Le Croisic! 885 01:10:22,126 --> 01:10:23,126 Go catch a clam. 886 01:10:23,251 --> 01:10:27,292 Brice is from Nice and he's this year's... challenger! 887 01:10:27,501 --> 01:10:30,334 Yeah, I'm the challenger! 888 01:10:33,292 --> 01:10:38,209 Don't take it badly, but don't you ever stop showing off? 889 01:10:38,417 --> 01:10:41,126 I can't stand it. Can you just go die? 890 01:10:42,542 --> 01:10:43,584 He's axed. 891 01:10:43,792 --> 01:10:45,292 Cut and print! 892 01:10:47,501 --> 01:10:50,334 Air France, flight 153. 893 01:10:50,542 --> 01:10:53,876 Departure: Biarritz, 10:15. Arrival: Nice at 11.00. 894 01:10:54,084 --> 01:10:55,792 337 euros. 895 01:10:56,001 --> 01:10:57,959 Cool. I spoke to my mom. 896 01:10:58,167 --> 01:11:01,001 - Something bit me! - It's just a crab. 897 01:11:10,709 --> 01:11:12,126 Fooled you! 898 01:11:25,376 --> 01:11:26,751 Are you lost, Barbie? 899 01:11:26,959 --> 01:11:29,084 The bird fountain is that way. 900 01:11:30,792 --> 01:11:32,626 Very funny. Killer jokes. 901 01:11:32,834 --> 01:11:34,751 You're dressed like seaweed. 902 01:11:34,959 --> 01:11:37,417 Cause I go with the flow, Brice Pudding. 903 01:11:37,626 --> 01:11:40,376 Axed, waxed, wasted, basted 904 01:11:40,584 --> 01:11:42,917 I'm not axed, not even dented. 905 01:11:43,126 --> 01:11:44,751 You lose, I score. 906 01:11:51,292 --> 01:11:53,542 Igor's a slime ball. 907 01:11:53,751 --> 01:11:54,917 You're right. 908 01:11:55,126 --> 01:11:56,126 He's a phony. 909 01:11:59,334 --> 01:12:01,167 You're not going in? 910 01:12:06,376 --> 01:12:07,667 Not this morning. 911 01:12:09,084 --> 01:12:11,834 I've fallen from grace with the sea. 912 01:12:13,251 --> 01:12:15,501 Could be the moon. Could be a dune. 913 01:12:17,001 --> 01:12:18,584 You're at one with Nature! 914 01:12:20,501 --> 01:12:23,376 He's such an incredibly sensitive guy. 915 01:12:24,376 --> 01:12:26,334 Doesn't he look like Brad Pitt 916 01:12:26,542 --> 01:12:28,001 with wavy hair? 917 01:12:28,209 --> 01:12:31,542 Did you see a little dog? About this big. 918 01:12:31,751 --> 01:12:33,376 This tall. 919 01:12:33,584 --> 01:12:37,126 He was running. He went that way... Or that way. 920 01:12:37,334 --> 01:12:38,334 I don't know. 921 01:12:38,834 --> 01:12:39,917 I'm so in love. 922 01:12:59,459 --> 01:13:01,501 Ever set foot on a boat? 923 01:13:08,126 --> 01:13:10,584 I'll sail my foot up your ass! 924 01:13:13,209 --> 01:13:15,042 Are you always so rude? 925 01:13:17,042 --> 01:13:18,959 Do another round trip. 926 01:13:19,667 --> 01:13:21,251 Thanks, teddy bear. 927 01:13:37,542 --> 01:13:38,584 Here. 928 01:13:40,292 --> 01:13:41,501 Come on... 929 01:13:52,501 --> 01:13:54,709 It's much nicer from this side. 930 01:13:54,917 --> 01:13:56,042 It's a... 931 01:13:56,251 --> 01:13:57,251 Nice, isn't it? 932 01:14:01,834 --> 01:14:03,459 I restored it myself. 933 01:14:06,542 --> 01:14:07,959 I'm going around the world. 934 01:14:08,709 --> 01:14:10,292 What? All alone? 935 01:14:11,167 --> 01:14:12,501 Why not? 936 01:14:13,417 --> 01:14:14,667 I don't know... 937 01:14:15,876 --> 01:14:16,876 You're not scared? 938 01:14:17,334 --> 01:14:18,334 Of what? 939 01:14:20,084 --> 01:14:21,209 Everything 940 01:14:21,417 --> 01:14:23,209 under water. Killer fish 941 01:14:24,084 --> 01:14:25,084 hurricanes, 942 01:14:25,667 --> 01:14:26,834 pee-rats... 943 01:14:29,334 --> 01:14:30,834 Pee-rats like you? 944 01:14:33,667 --> 01:14:36,501 You're the first man aboard, besides me. 945 01:14:39,751 --> 01:14:41,376 Want to see my cabin? 946 01:14:44,917 --> 01:14:45,959 Come on. 947 01:14:54,001 --> 01:14:55,376 Take off your shoes. 948 01:14:56,042 --> 01:14:57,209 What? 949 01:14:57,417 --> 01:14:59,084 - Why? - That's the rule. 950 01:15:01,959 --> 01:15:03,209 Sorry 951 01:15:03,417 --> 01:15:04,917 I have to get going. 952 01:15:05,126 --> 01:15:06,376 Someone called me. 953 01:15:06,959 --> 01:15:08,292 I better get going. 954 01:15:09,751 --> 01:15:12,959 Are you crazy? Where are you going? 955 01:15:13,167 --> 01:15:15,167 I have to go, that's all. 956 01:15:15,376 --> 01:15:16,876 But where to? 957 01:15:17,709 --> 01:15:18,751 You'll drown! 958 01:15:19,501 --> 01:15:21,501 I have to go! Sorry! 959 01:15:21,709 --> 01:15:23,709 Get back on my boat! 960 01:15:26,834 --> 01:15:28,834 - How's that? - Feet more apart. 961 01:15:29,042 --> 01:15:31,084 - Once more. - Just say so. 962 01:15:32,376 --> 01:15:34,751 - Very good. - Good? Excellent. 963 01:15:34,959 --> 01:15:38,209 Best take-off on the Riviera! 964 01:15:40,209 --> 01:15:41,417 I'm waxing out. 965 01:15:43,501 --> 01:15:45,501 You didn't think I could surf? 966 01:15:45,709 --> 01:15:47,542 - I sure did. - I axed you. 967 01:15:48,084 --> 01:15:49,542 You want the Cup? 968 01:15:49,751 --> 01:15:50,959 It's yours. 969 01:16:06,209 --> 01:16:09,542 Remember Bodhi's last words: 970 01:16:09,751 --> 01:16:11,042 "Vaya con dios". 971 01:16:11,667 --> 01:16:14,792 - Go with God. - Shut up, you're boring. 972 01:16:15,001 --> 01:16:16,001 It's not hard. 973 01:16:16,542 --> 01:16:18,126 A lick of cassis, 974 01:16:18,334 --> 01:16:19,501 a lick of lemon, 975 01:16:19,709 --> 01:16:21,209 a licorice. 976 01:16:23,501 --> 01:16:24,876 You shake and shake 977 01:16:25,084 --> 01:16:26,292 and shake and shake. 978 01:16:26,501 --> 01:16:27,501 That's it? 979 01:16:27,542 --> 01:16:29,667 - No, you reshake... - Just two licks? 980 01:16:30,126 --> 01:16:32,501 Put your tongue back in your mouth. 981 01:16:33,959 --> 01:16:35,001 Axed. 982 01:16:35,209 --> 01:16:37,251 Abracada-Brice! 983 01:16:41,876 --> 01:16:44,667 - For your friend. - You're the lucky lady! 984 01:16:45,209 --> 01:16:47,542 - Okay, I get it. - Spare me. 985 01:16:48,042 --> 01:16:49,209 Hold on! 986 01:16:49,876 --> 01:16:51,376 What's the problem? 987 01:16:55,876 --> 01:16:57,334 What's his problem? 988 01:16:58,459 --> 01:16:59,626 He didn't tell you. 989 01:17:08,667 --> 01:17:09,709 You can't tell her! 990 01:17:12,834 --> 01:17:13,834 Bastard! 991 01:17:14,959 --> 01:17:16,626 You can't do this to me... 992 01:17:16,834 --> 01:17:18,667 Soon it'll be over. 993 01:17:18,876 --> 01:17:19,876 Why? 994 01:17:21,501 --> 01:17:22,876 G-I gotta go. 995 01:17:23,834 --> 01:17:26,209 What's wrong with these guys? 996 01:17:34,084 --> 01:17:35,126 Scoot over. 997 01:17:40,501 --> 01:17:43,167 This song is dedicated to the young folk, 998 01:17:43,376 --> 01:17:46,584 so lithe and so blithe, relaxed and unwaxed. 999 01:17:46,792 --> 01:17:49,042 And to a really great guy, 1000 01:17:49,251 --> 01:17:51,751 the one and only... Brice from Nice. 1001 01:18:04,542 --> 01:18:05,876 Hey, Marius. 1002 01:18:13,167 --> 01:18:14,917 Can you take your shoes off? 1003 01:18:16,417 --> 01:18:18,959 That's like so funny! 1004 01:18:44,751 --> 01:18:46,667 Move and I'll bash your face in! 1005 01:19:01,417 --> 01:19:02,751 Stop it! You can't... 1006 01:19:06,167 --> 01:19:07,501 Don't do that... 1007 01:19:28,709 --> 01:19:30,334 No, you mustn't... 1008 01:19:34,251 --> 01:19:35,501 This is crazy. 1009 01:19:47,167 --> 01:19:48,167 You mustn't! 1010 01:19:55,209 --> 01:19:56,626 There you go. 1011 01:20:05,209 --> 01:20:06,459 Wow! 1012 01:20:32,334 --> 01:20:33,417 You like them? 1013 01:20:37,917 --> 01:20:39,917 You're beautiful. 1014 01:20:40,126 --> 01:20:41,584 You think so? 1015 01:20:49,209 --> 01:20:50,667 Don't talk too loud. 1016 01:20:51,084 --> 01:20:52,376 Don't step on my feet. 1017 01:21:01,501 --> 01:21:02,959 Yo, Bodhi, yeah! 1018 01:21:04,417 --> 01:21:06,709 Gimme your love, all of you. 1019 01:21:07,792 --> 01:21:09,751 You in heaven, Kevin? 1020 01:21:12,126 --> 01:21:14,959 One last spin before I win? 1021 01:22:14,584 --> 01:22:16,667 Strumming your tibias? 1022 01:22:17,459 --> 01:22:18,834 Wait! 1023 01:22:19,042 --> 01:22:20,417 It was an accident! 1024 01:22:20,626 --> 01:22:22,042 Paws off! 1025 01:22:22,834 --> 01:22:25,709 - I don't like that. - Does Igor scare you? 1026 01:22:26,334 --> 01:22:28,167 I'm not scared of Igor. 1027 01:22:28,376 --> 01:22:29,667 It's cool, I'm 16! 1028 01:22:30,251 --> 01:22:31,251 1677 1029 01:22:34,126 --> 01:22:35,334 I will be next week. 1030 01:22:37,251 --> 01:22:38,751 Igor, leave him alone! 1031 01:22:38,959 --> 01:22:40,709 Go clean up my room! 1032 01:22:45,834 --> 01:22:47,501 You don't get it, gringo. 1033 01:22:47,709 --> 01:22:49,917 I live here. And she's my sister. 1034 01:22:50,126 --> 01:22:52,751 Stop polluting my beach and get lost. 1035 01:22:52,959 --> 01:22:54,917 - We surf soon. - You surf? 1036 01:22:55,542 --> 01:22:56,542 No, I win. 1037 01:22:57,751 --> 01:22:59,876 I'll surf against you tomorrow. 1038 01:23:00,376 --> 01:23:03,292 You're gonna eat my wake and suck my wax. 1039 01:23:03,501 --> 01:23:05,459 Are you propositioning me? 1040 01:23:08,292 --> 01:23:10,709 Here I was born and here you will die. 1041 01:23:11,792 --> 01:23:13,792 - Don't be sore. - This is war. I score. 1042 01:23:14,001 --> 01:23:15,792 But I'm a Bodhist. 1043 01:23:16,667 --> 01:23:17,709 - Me too. - Shut up. 1044 01:23:19,917 --> 01:23:21,584 Whatever color your bodysuit, 1045 01:23:21,792 --> 01:23:23,709 it'll be red when I finish. 1046 01:23:23,917 --> 01:23:25,792 I'm going to die laughing. 1047 01:23:28,542 --> 01:23:29,876 Barrier reef! 1048 01:23:31,459 --> 01:23:34,751 You know who I am? I even eat raw jellyfish! 1049 01:23:36,876 --> 01:23:38,501 That's why you're invisible. 1050 01:23:39,209 --> 01:23:40,001 Axed! 1051 01:23:40,209 --> 01:23:44,667 No, I call "boomerang". Whatever you say hits you back. 1052 01:23:46,501 --> 01:23:47,501 You're axed! 1053 01:23:47,959 --> 01:23:49,417 Then I call "mirror". 1054 01:23:50,042 --> 01:23:51,334 Everything's reflected back. 1055 01:23:51,542 --> 01:23:53,084 Loser! 1056 01:23:53,292 --> 01:23:54,501 He's self-axing! 1057 01:23:54,709 --> 01:23:55,834 Can I call "yo-yo"? 1058 01:23:56,042 --> 01:24:00,084 You're like the "e" in "surf". You don't exist. 1059 01:24:01,042 --> 01:24:02,459 Axed! I win. 1060 01:24:04,292 --> 01:24:06,167 Zero score! Off the floor! 1061 01:24:11,042 --> 01:24:13,084 Tomorrow's the Championship. 1062 01:24:13,292 --> 01:24:16,209 You called "boomerang"? Dumb-dumb. 1063 01:24:18,084 --> 01:24:19,667 I'm telling Mama Blue. 1064 01:24:31,542 --> 01:24:33,292 Brice is nice! 1065 01:24:59,084 --> 01:25:01,126 Loic from Le Croisic, not too quick. 1066 01:25:02,084 --> 01:25:05,626 Great moves by Brett from Tibet. 1067 01:25:05,834 --> 01:25:07,709 Tibet or not Tibet. 1068 01:25:10,917 --> 01:25:15,334 Nikos from Mykonos has taken the lead. Good job! 1069 01:25:15,542 --> 01:25:18,459 The next group is invited to the sea! 1070 01:25:19,042 --> 01:25:20,792 But the drink's not on me! 1071 01:25:22,792 --> 01:25:25,042 It's crazy. I have to tell you. 1072 01:25:25,251 --> 01:25:26,334 Don't worry. 1073 01:25:32,209 --> 01:25:33,792 Brice is wearing... 1074 01:25:34,001 --> 01:25:35,001 Yellow! 1075 01:25:44,084 --> 01:25:47,001 - Do it for Marius! - Go on, champ! 1076 01:25:55,167 --> 01:25:56,584 It's cold! 1077 01:25:57,626 --> 01:25:59,709 What am I doing here? 1078 01:26:01,584 --> 01:26:03,251 Go on, Brice! 1079 01:26:14,542 --> 01:26:15,751 Major penalty! 1080 01:26:15,959 --> 01:26:18,292 In 20 years I've never seen this! 1081 01:26:19,209 --> 01:26:20,626 Brice from Nice 1082 01:26:20,834 --> 01:26:22,501 slapped by his own board/. 1083 01:26:25,042 --> 01:26:26,417 Go catch a clam. 1084 01:26:39,126 --> 01:26:41,042 - Where's Mama? - Calm down. 1085 01:26:41,417 --> 01:26:43,084 Where's Mama? 1086 01:26:46,167 --> 01:26:48,334 Where's Mama? 1087 01:27:11,751 --> 01:27:14,542 I'm a piece of shit! 1088 01:27:27,292 --> 01:27:28,334 Bodhi? 1089 01:27:28,834 --> 01:27:30,001 Yeah. Hey, Brice. 1090 01:27:30,959 --> 01:27:32,626 - Is that you, Bodhi? - I saw you. 1091 01:27:32,834 --> 01:27:34,751 You didn't go to the max. 1092 01:27:36,001 --> 01:27:37,751 - There's no excuse but... - Don't try. 1093 01:27:39,584 --> 01:27:41,001 I'm totally ashamed. 1094 01:27:41,459 --> 01:27:43,917 But it's not my sea. I like it glassy. 1095 01:27:44,126 --> 01:27:46,667 You talk the talk, now walk the walk. 1096 01:27:48,251 --> 01:27:50,334 I've been pretending for 20 years. 1097 01:27:53,042 --> 01:27:54,542 I'm not a surfer. 1098 01:27:55,209 --> 01:27:57,792 - I'm a floater. - You got that right. 1099 01:27:58,709 --> 01:28:01,792 Live your dreams, don't dream your life. 1100 01:28:02,001 --> 01:28:04,417 That's what will make you a man. 1101 01:28:05,209 --> 01:28:06,292 Way over my head. 1102 01:28:09,709 --> 01:28:12,417 You mean someday I'll be a surfer? 1103 01:28:13,126 --> 01:28:14,292 In another life. 1104 01:28:41,042 --> 01:28:42,834 - What's waxin'? - Just relaxin'. 1105 01:28:44,459 --> 01:28:45,917 You look like shit. 1106 01:28:46,501 --> 01:28:48,334 Whiter than Michael Jackson. 1107 01:28:49,167 --> 01:28:50,751 Killer joke! 1108 01:28:51,959 --> 01:28:52,959 I'm axed. 1109 01:28:56,126 --> 01:28:58,876 Congratulations for the Cup. 1110 01:28:59,667 --> 01:29:00,917 It's for you. 1111 01:29:01,126 --> 01:29:04,417 It's the Junior Cup, but it's better than nothing. 1112 01:29:05,959 --> 01:29:07,126 You're not axing me? 1113 01:29:08,876 --> 01:29:10,751 I don't feel like it. 1114 01:29:11,167 --> 01:29:13,042 You're going back to Nice? 1115 01:29:13,251 --> 01:29:15,542 There's no swell in your sea. 1116 01:29:15,751 --> 01:29:17,626 But it's swell for me. 1117 01:29:19,167 --> 01:29:20,792 Swell for me. 1118 01:29:33,459 --> 01:29:35,167 Brice, it's been really nice. 1119 01:30:03,667 --> 01:30:05,042 I'm going back to Nice. 1120 01:30:07,626 --> 01:30:08,792 That's good. 1121 01:30:15,376 --> 01:30:18,251 I'm sorry for your feet. I've let you down. 1122 01:30:19,501 --> 01:30:22,084 What about my feet? My feet are fine. 1123 01:30:23,417 --> 01:30:24,876 What about Brazil? 1124 01:30:25,084 --> 01:30:29,542 We're still going. We decided to. But once we come back. 1125 01:30:29,751 --> 01:30:31,917 We're going around the world. 1126 01:30:32,959 --> 01:30:34,667 Around the world? With... 1127 01:30:36,751 --> 01:30:38,042 Smooth sailing. 1128 01:30:38,459 --> 01:30:39,584 Catch a wave! 1129 01:30:53,251 --> 01:30:54,542 Are you sure... 1130 01:31:08,209 --> 01:31:09,376 Bumbye. 1131 01:31:11,459 --> 01:31:12,584 Thanks. 1132 01:31:42,709 --> 01:31:44,834 - Hey, Mako. - Hey, Brice. 1133 01:31:45,751 --> 01:31:47,667 - Coffee? - Send it over. 1134 01:31:51,084 --> 01:31:55,251 How do you manage to wake up so early? 1135 01:32:09,459 --> 01:32:11,042 Brice, let's go. 1136 01:32:11,709 --> 01:32:13,001 I'm coming. 1137 01:32:30,209 --> 01:32:31,209 Forget that. 1138 01:32:31,501 --> 01:32:33,751 It won't fit in the truck. 1139 01:32:34,251 --> 01:32:35,251 Gimme a sec! 1140 01:32:52,834 --> 01:32:53,834 Come on! 1141 01:33:56,584 --> 01:33:58,959 Shit! Shit! 1142 01:33:59,167 --> 01:34:01,417 I missed my wave! 1143 01:34:05,876 --> 01:34:08,251 Did you catch it? Wake up! Did you? 1144 01:34:11,959 --> 01:34:14,042 Leave me alone. I can die now. 1145 01:34:14,251 --> 01:34:16,167 Tell me how it was, then die. 1146 01:34:21,959 --> 01:34:24,584 - Helga? - No, Alice. 1147 01:34:28,792 --> 01:34:29,792 Alice? 1148 01:34:29,834 --> 01:34:32,376 Yes. Alice... from Nice. 1149 01:34:38,042 --> 01:34:39,751 Lame name! 1150 01:34:40,709 --> 01:34:42,751 Axed! 1151 01:34:57,167 --> 01:35:00,459 If we have a boy, 1152 01:35:00,667 --> 01:35:02,334 we'll call him Brice. 1153 01:35:02,542 --> 01:35:04,792 And if we have a boy? 1154 01:35:05,876 --> 01:35:07,042 Dennis. 1155 01:35:07,251 --> 01:35:09,084 Dennis de Nice. 1156 01:35:59,251 --> 01:36:00,417 Nail clipper. 1157 01:36:57,001 --> 01:36:58,917 I shouldn't have called "mirror". 1158 01:36:59,126 --> 01:37:01,584 I should've called 1159 01:37:01,792 --> 01:37:04,709 "echo" or "spring". 1160 01:37:04,917 --> 01:37:08,126 Usually, I'm un-axeable. 1161 01:38:22,876 --> 01:38:25,209 You're axing me? 1162 01:38:26,209 --> 01:38:27,417 No respect. 1163 01:39:04,417 --> 01:39:06,709 Subtitles by Andrew Litvack. 1164 01:39:06,917 --> 01:39:09,126 - Processed by C.M.C. - Paris. 1165 01:39:09,792 --> 01:39:12,126 Still here? No home? 1166 01:39:12,667 --> 01:39:14,084 Axed! 74192

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