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SOLAR FILMS INC. PRESENTS

Great...

He y, Speedy!

It's stiII a b it damp. My desk, I mean.

ME AND MORRISON

Hi, Mom.

What?

Yeah, o f course I remembered.

I'm on my way to the bus stop. I'II be right there.

You didn't have to... Lo veIy begonias.

Have y ou heard from dad? -No.

He sent the mone y in May.

HaIf o f what he promised, but who cares?

Have y ou found a pIace y et? -I'm stiII stay ing at Sophie's.

Sophie is doing weII. I've seen her pictures in magazines.

I've got one right there. Do y ou want to see it? -No.

I hope y ou stiII have the mone y Dad gave y ou.

No w teII me ho w y ou reaIIy are.

What do y ou mean?

It seemed to me that y ou drank a b it too much, just Iik e dad.

ShaII I mak e some co f fee? -I've gotta go.

AIready?

I just want y ou to kno w that y ou can mo ve back here too.

In case y ou'd Iik e to go back to schooI or something.

You didn't have much Ie ft. -Are y ou the same mother -

who pack ed my bags one day and toId me to go?

That was then. You were so dif ficuIt.

Everything was dif ficuIt. The divorce, the mo ve...

I just couIdn't handIe it.

I'm gIad y ou came.

You couId come more o ften.

CouId y ou Iend me a coupIe thousand?

Wanna bet he s ay s: ''What's u p, girls? ''

What's up, girIs?

Let's dance.

It doesn't work. -Doesn't have to.

Ho w come? It's a Iighter.

For y ou, it's a Iighter. For me it's something totaIIy dif ferent.

This work s for me.

Hi.

This must be the kitchen.

Is there any co f fee?

Is there any water?

Stick the gas hose in and Iight a match.

Then turn on the gas.

Use the micro wave. It's easier.

Who's the kid? -Good morning.

Who's the kid? In the kitchen.

It's Joonas.

What was I supposed to say? ''Hi, I'm Aki. I have a kid.''

''Let's go to my pIace and fuck.'' -He must have a mother too.

He doesn't. She's dead.

And what's that got to do with this? -I'm sorry.

It's OK. Case cIosed.

He seems Iik e a cooI kid.

My turn to ask y ou a question.

What was y our name? Mirja or Merja?

MiIIa.

Magic.

Thank s for the ride.

And... it was nice.

No prob Iem. CaII me.

It wouId be nice to fuck again. -It wasn't that nice.

Jesus!

Knock it o f f.

I'm sorry. I didn't kno w it was y our... vintage wine.

Ho w am I gonna pay the rent then?

No, no, no... I'm not caIIing him.

I'm gIad y ou caIIed.

It's so beautifuI.

Your e y es are cIosed. -Kno w what?

I've aIway s feIt that I don't beIong here.

There's nothing for me here.

Where wouId y ou go then? -Any where. Far.

Far? That's pretty vague.

Let's de fine ''far''. You pick the Iatitude, I'II pick the Iongitude.

The Tropic o f Cancer.

OK, if this is the equator, we'II head up this way...

The Tropic o f Capricorn.

In that case we'II head do wn... -The equator!

Ho w about 16 0 degrees east? 16 6, I mean. -What's there?

The Kiribati IsIands, where the dawn aIway s break s first.

You'd aIway s be ahead o f time.

AwfuI! I'd aIway s be the first one up in the worId.

Ho w about CentraI America? BeIize? -What?

BeIize. I'm going there soon. That's why I'm working Iik e heII.

You couId go with me if y ou're pIanning to Ieave.

Are y ou serious?

What is it?

Your mouth is goddam se x y.

It's the first thing I noticed about y ou.

Or second, right a fter y our ass.

I Iik e y our house.

It's Joonas's house.

I Iik e y our shorts.

Cut them o f f my seIf. -No kidding.

CouId y ou two be aIone for a whiIe?

I've gotta do something.

Where were y ou?

Have y ou e ver Iook ed in the mirror when y ou're having an orgasm?

Look ed y ourseIf straight in the e y e at that moment?

You Iook reaIIy gorgeous then.

That waIIpaper and Morrison... One o f them is too much.

My Mom pick ed the waIIpaper. -Do y ou see y our parents o ften?

Mom died o f cancer a coupIe o f y ears ago. Right a fter Dad.

His heart faiIed six months be fore Mom died.

A Iot o f death around y ou.

No one here gets o ut aliv e.

Morrison can go. -No way. He'II be the Iast to go.

We've aIway s been together, me and Morrison.

He died on the day I was born.

And he Iived a b it Iik e I do. Isn't it strange?

Yeah, right. ReaIIy strange.

He was fucking sensitive, y ou kno w. Have y ou read his poems?

You shouId. He beIie ved he couId stop the worId -

and drift around in some totaIIy dif ferent fucking worIds.

He couId caII the gods and the dead to him.

I think it's reaIIy heavy.

I don't think he couId e ven get it up in his Iast y ears.

CaII y ourseIf a cab.

MiIIa, stop.

This is awfuI.

I can't go to my Mom's.

What?

No, there's no dog here.

Let's hit the road.

Do y ou Iik e architecture?

Let MiIIa unpack her bags.

MagicaI MiIIa!

Go draw upstairs.

You're Iuck y this is just temporary. -You ne ver kno w.

Have y ou forgotten about BeIize or were y ou just buIIshitting?

No. When I say something, I mean it too.

And I meant us.

Did y ou e ver imagine being in the cockpit o f a fighter pIane?

When y our heart is kicking -

and b Iood rushes from y our head to y our feet?

The whoIe worId wouId spin and y ou'd be totaIIy detached.

TotaIIy free.

Great.

Are y ou OK?

Have y ou e ver seen a baIIoon Iand?

No, but I've seen it tak e o f f.

But ho w does it come do wn? -It just comes do wn.

But does it come do wn fast or sIo w?

I reaIIy don't care.

Why can't peopIe Iive Iik e baIIoons?

We are right no w.

Our heads are high, our feet firmIy on the ground.

You didn't quite get it.

Did y ou? -No.

Did y ou go to the grocery store? -No. Did y ou?

No, I forgot the whoIe party.

Joonas! Dinner.

Is the Caribbean Iik e this?

No, it's dif ferent b Iue. We'II soon see it, Iive.

Don't fucking push me or I'II drop the joint in the water!

Have y ou e ver tak en anything besides pot?

That's for Iosers.

Sini messed with heroin.

She managed to quit whiIe she was pregnant with Joonas -

but went back on it. She o verdosed.

We're going to TaIIinn.

Can y ou manage a coupIe o f day s on y our o wn, I mean? -What?

I'm going with Joonas. Dad-and-son type o f trip.

I'm taking him to see some oId houses. I promised.

I'm coming with y ou.

You can't.

I won't say it again. You can't come.

It's time y ou remember that I mean what I say.

Dad, the baII pit! -Not no w.

We passed it aIready. -My stomach hurts.

The baII pit won't heIp.

Knock it o f f!

I wanna go to the baII pit!

Goddammit, Joonas! I said no.

You're too oId for that shit. And I mean what I say.

Ho w can y ou drink here?

Not no w.

It was funny when Dad came and feII.

Yeah, it was e x ceIIent.

And the way he y eIIed...

Look! I want a picture o f aII these pretty buiIdings.

Toompea CastIe, St. Mary's Church -

the To wn HaII and the Great GuiId HaII...

We onIy have a fe w hours there. -No, no, no.

The Knighthood House, St. NichoIas's Church...

Listen!

Is the hoteI pretty?

Who's ne xt?

Did y ou have to get so drunk?

Let's Iook at those.

Joonas?

Let's go. This house is ugIy. -I heard that aIready.

When I say something, I...

From Finland?.

My name is Aki. I'm from Finland.

You're Iate. -Sorry, I don't speak Russian.

Do y o u s pe ak Englis h? -Shut up and come in.

Can I join y ou?

Ho w much is a b Io w job? -What?

Don't pIay stupid.

I'm sorry.

Joonas got crazy. I had to run a fter him.

Is it Iate? -Pretty Iate.

We Iook ed at beautifuI buiIdings.

Did y ou have fun? -Joonas did. It's aII that matters.

This is his trip. -I was reaIIy worried.

And I reaIIy missed y ou.

I can see that.

Hang on a second.

I've gotta go back on board. -Did y ou forget something?

No, my stomach is upset. -Go in the terminaI.

I can't wait. We might get stuck in customs.

I think I'm gonna thro w up. -Let's aII go back.

No, y ou go ahead. I'II see y ou there.

Joonas!

Don't forget...

Don't get too e x cited.

WouId I use a sports bag for smuggIing something?

I'm warning y ou, I haven't had my morning shit.

Dammit!

It didn't seem to heIp much. -I'II get the car.

I'II be up front in a minute.

I thought y ou had a dif ferent car.

You shouId drink Iess.

But any way: this was fun.

EspeciaIIy for Joonas, right?

Did y ou Iik e the architecture? -No.

No? I'II sho w y ou architecture.

The best oId houses are in Porvoo.

A penny for y our thoughts.

A thousand?

My Iast o f fer.

Don't, I'm thinking.

Why are y ou so quiet? This pIace is reaIIy cooI.

You sure kno w ho w to surprise me.

Joonas...

Let's go to the men's room.

Go po wder y our noses!

Ouch!

Good.

I was hoping this wouId ne ver happen but it did.

No w Iet's go back and act Iik e nothing happened.

OK?

Good. Daddy's bo y... Put y our shirt on.

Hurry up.

Where's Aki? -StiII po wdering his nose.

Think he has food poisoning?

You're a changed man. -Getting better.

Get in the pooI. I've gotta mak e some business caIIs.

Joonas, I'II tak e y our bag to the car.

Did y ou get a coId too?

What's that on y our head?

I found it in the y ard. Somebody Ie ft it.

I wouId fix it if I were y ou or y ou'II Iook reaI nerdy.

That Iook s reaIIy cooI. Guess what, Joonas?

You're a cooI guy. ReaIIy cooI, in fact.

Lik e y our father.

Joonas.

Go pIay some game or something. There's mone y in my pock et. -OK.

We had fun today, right?

Enough! Or we'II wind up in the ditch.

Stop fiddIing with the radio.

The station k eeps disappearing! -Turn o f f the damn thing then.

I want to Iisten to some music.

There...

Drive faster. -There's no rush.

Faster!

I'm not gonna risk getting the poIice on my taiI.

Drive faster! -Are y ou doing that again?

Drive faster! -Goddammit, Iet's go then.

Happ y no w?

Enough?

Shit!

Fucking shit! Goddammit!

Fucking moron!

Joonas! Get back in the car.

This minute!

Did I faint?

Why did we tak e o f f? What?

Had to fIee the scene.

You shouId've seen the driver. A fucking giant.

Started y eIIing Iik e crazy.

Was he hurt? Was he aIone?

He's OK. Ex cept in the head.

I hope he has to wait aII night for a to w truck.

Is Joonas OK? -Everything's fine.

Sorry I y eIIed at y ou, but I got scared. Lik e MiIIa.

But it wasn't as bad as it first seemed.

I'm one band-aid away from OK and y ou didn't get hurt at aII.

We were aII Iuck y.

Right?

Right, MiIIa?

What's wrong?

I don't kno w.

I just can't.

You're great, MiIIa. I Io ve y ou.

Fuck o f f. -What?

Just go be fore it's too Iate.

Go back to y our Iife Iik e we ne ver happened.

What do y ou mean? Why?

You're just the man I've dreamed about.

Let's go to bed.

I'm not tired. You go.

What are y ou doing?

What is this?

What is this shit? -Shut up, wiII y ou!

Stupid, stupid...

MiIIa, Iisten... I'II e xpIain.

Joonas didn't notice anything.

I taped the dope under my shirt.

That's why I didn't want to waIk out with y ou guy s.

I was scared. But I'm not gonna give the smack to them.

I'II seII it my seIf. -Smack?!

Heroin. -I understand that much.

I don't kno w what the fuck y ou're taIking about.

I was b IackmaiIed into this.

The y threatened to kiII Joonas if I wouIdn't do it.

MiIIa! I've borro wed a Iot o f mone y from them.

But I won't pIay their game.

You'd rather get Joonas kiIIed. -No. I have a pIan!

I'm taking Joonas to Sini's parents in the morning.

The y kno w nothing about Sini or her parents.

He can stay there untiI we're ready to Ieave for BeIize.

Great.

I ne ver wanted to get y ou invoIved in this.

You saw that.

I understand if y ou want to Ieave no w. But if not...

Tak e it or Ieave it.

Joonas.

I ne ver wanted to use y ou Iik e this.

But I o we mone y to some bad guy s.

The y'II hurt me unIess I do what I'm toId.

Do y ou understand?

Your grandparents wiII be happ y to have y ou here.

We had Iess than a week Ie ft anyho w.

Go be fore I start cry ing.

Joonas...

I dig...

I Io ve y ou.

Joonas!

Aki!

Aki!

Shit!

Hi! Did y ou miss me?

The y bought it. Let's ceIebrate tonight.

What is it?

Are y ou getting y our period -

or did y ou two smok e pot aII day?

What the fuck did y ou do to GarfieId?

What the fuck have y ou smok ed?

This pIace Iook s Iik e a combat zone!

MiIIa!

Fucking asshoIes...

I've gotta think.

When are Sophie and the poodIe coming back from that trip?

Thursday. -Good. We'II be here untiI then.

Fuck these cork s! -I'm a b it con fused here.

We have to get some reaI booze.

I'm not gonna mess around with wine.

And some pot, too.

I guess we shouId get something to eat as weII.

Do y ou have a pIan? -This doesn't reaIIy change anything.

We'II just Iie Io w for a whiIe. Two or three day s at most.

And then: has ta la v is ta, as s holes!

Was it as fun outside as it is in here?

Was it?

We have to taIk.

We are taIking. -ReaIIy.

What do y ou want to taIk about? -WeII...

That's a broad topic. Let's get high first.

This shit reaIIy work s. It couId mak e y ou taIk aII night.

CouId we try to taIk when we're straight?

A b it hard right no w.

Do y ou reaIIy think that straight taIk is deeper?

When I get high, that's when I reaIIy start taIking.

And the other person understands. That's, Iik e, reaIIy heavy.

This situation drives me crazy. -Come here.

Try it. Work s Iik e a dream.

Shit! That's Iik e a pIate o f beetIes.

Can't y ou eat porridge instead?

Did y ou start reading romantic no veIs?

We've gotta taIk.

Don't y ou reaIize that e verything has changed? You and me, us.

I'm wondering what happened to y ou. Where are y ou?

In BeIize, as soon as this deaI is compIeted.

It's a deaI, a sure thing.

Aki.

Yeah...

What do y ou mean too hot? It aIway s is.

The y'II ne ver kno w y ou got it from me.

I couId drop the price a IittIe. What?

The y're aII getting coId feet.

I've gotta try someone eIse. But who?

Did y ou go to the Iiquor store?

We wouId need more time to pay the tick ets in fuII. -Let's see.

I can't find it. -What do y ou mean?

We have no reservation under the name Aki Tuo vinen.

Ho w come? You took the reservation y ourseIf.

I shouId've remembered. He canceIIed the ne xt day.

Fourth crash victim: RUSSIAN MOTHER DIES

You were just sitting in the back seat, MiIIa.

I wanted to protect y ou. And Joonas.

I figured it's better if y ou don't kno w about it.

The y can't connect us to it. AII the y have are skid mark s.

That's not the point. -What is it then?

Are y ou say ing we shouId've been kiIIed? Or just me?

WouId that mak e y ou happ y?

POLICE SEEK HIT AND RUN DRIVER

What are y ou doing?

Getting high. -Any other secrets y ou want to teII me?

That's not fair. You drink Iik e a fish.

See, I've got this under controI.

I went to the traveI agenc y. -So?

I needed the mone y temporariIy. We'II get ne w tick ets tomorro w.

You just don't get it, do y ou? You have no feeIings.

No wonder peopIe die around y ou.

You'II go Iik e Sini.

Think o f Joonas, if not me.

I can't tak e this anymore.

I'm Ieaving.

Fine, go then. But I'II teII y ou something first.

You're so fucking un fair because y ou just don't get it!

First o f aII, Sini is not dead.

She's married and I've given up aII my rights to Joonas.

I was just taking care o f him no w because that's what he wanted.

He's at my parent's no w.

The y're aIso very much aIive. The y Iive in a brick house.

Why did y ou Iie to me?

Because it mak es no dif ference.

I was just taking y ou for a ride. I have no feeIings for y ou.

You mean nothing to me.

So fuck o f f and don't e ver come near me again.

You're the onIy dead person in my Iife.

You're forgetting the peopIe in that car. The y're dead.

What day is it?

I'm a totaI mess.

Or I'm going crazy and just imagining aII this or...

What are y ou taIking about? -BuIIshit.

WouId y ou Iik e to...

CouId y ou just stay there untiI I faII asIeep?

MiIIa!

MiIIa!

I was so fuck ed up I didn't kno w what I was doing.

I'm sure I can quit if I get out o f here.

But I can onIy Ieave if y ou go with me.

I Io ve y ou.

I found a buy er. I'II cIose the deaI tomorro w.

Then b y b ik e to Sweden and tick ets to BeIize from there.

I kno w I scre wed things up but give me a second chance.

I'II stop b y in the morning.

I have an o f fer y ou can't re fuse.

Didn't y ou hear what I said?

I toId y ou I won't touch it. Nobody wiII.

Listen... This is pure shit. -No!

I am not Iik e y ou.

I have a wife and kids to tak e care o f.

You have nobody. Besides, I don't want to die.

So beat it.

Fifty.

For so IittIe y ou can sit on it for a y ear.

I'm Ieaving FinIand tomorro w. Nobody wiII kno w.

1.5 kiIos. You'II mak e a fortune.

Goddammit...

Is it so fucking eas y?

Hi, Milla!

We met a bit too late. l w as alre ady high u p -

and l didn't hav e a fighter plane to s av e me.

MiIIa!

Yo u're brav e, hones t, loy al, w arm -

funny, full of life, s ens itiv e. And a goo d s w immer.

And s o s mall that y o u'll e as ily fit any w here.

Magic al Milla... Yo u c an do any thing.

See y o u. We'll be w aiting for y o u.

But don't rus h like w e did. Take y o ur time.

Promis e?

Lov e, Me and Morris on.

P.S: Yo u'v e als o got the s e xies t as s in the w orld.

And w hen l s ay s omething, l me an it too.

Great.

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