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you would've found out that I wanted the hatbox

that was sitting on the steamer trunk.

Of course, you dashed away

before you gave me a chance to explain.

Now, go back, put the steamer trunk back,

and get me the hatbox that is sitting on--

Stanley! That is sitting on the steamer trunk.

All right, go-- Stanley!

Thank you, Stanley.

Would you like a bite?

Oh, this is delicious.

Greatest apples in the world.

Only one place to get these apples.

You go down here, make a left...

Sure you don't...?

Just wonderful.

But Mother, I've been here almost six weeks.

And all I've been able to do so far

is go to the movies, and alone.

Or just sit around the pool.

What, Mother?

No, I keep telling you,

there just aren't any nice young people

I would like to go out with.

They're either after my money

or they just want to drive my Rolls-Royce.

So until I find a nice, quiet, unassuming someone

who's only interested in me and not my millions,

I'll have to go to the movies.

Because remember, Mother,

movies are your best entertainment.

Give my best to everyone in Australia.

All right, Mother, be well.

And I'll call you again in ten minutes.

Goodbye.

Where were you when I needed you?

Get your hand off the bag!

Mr. Winters! Am I to understand

that the suite for Mr. and Mrs. Manville isn't ready yet?

- I'm sorry, Mr. Novack-- - Never mind. Where are they?

Right over there, sir.

Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Manville, I can't tell you how sorry I am

that the suite wasn't ready when you arrived today.

Oh, that's perfectly all right, Mr. Novack.

We understand, but we won't for long.

Speak for yourself, darling.

I'm anxious to get to the room

and open my presents.

Please hold on a little longer, folks.

My room clerk assures me your suite

will be ready in about a half an hour.

Couldn't we have one room in 15 minutes?

Well, I'll check again, Mrs. Manville.

Oh, what difference does it make, my little carnation?

We're content, aren't we?

Of course we are, Ferdinand.

But remember, we were engaged for 13 years.

Yes, I know. And now that we're married--

We're all set now, folks.

Now, if you just follow me, I'll show you to your suite.

Oops.

Oh, my back! My back!

Oh, my back.

Mr. Clayton, how did this happen?

All I know, Mr. Novack,

is that Stanley spilled something,

and he was just waxing it over.

Oh, my back.

I understand, but did you call the valet?

Oh, I see. Well, then he must be making his rounds.

In that case, if you'll just call him again.

Yes, sir, I see. All right, fine.

We'll have a boy up there right away.

Yes, sir, thank you.

Front boy!

877. Mr. Weal. A pickup.

Here, boy. Take these pants

and have them pressed right away,

because I have a heavy date tonight

and I'll give you a real heavy tip.

I'm gonna do the cha-cha-cha Cha-cha-cha, cha-cha, one-two ♪

No, dear.

But I...

But I only...

But you only...

Yes, dear.

Hey!

Once again, this is Barney Shank, friends,

at the 18th green.

Bringing you the final minutes of this exciting $25,000 open

with the two finalists, Jack Keller

and Dr. Cary Middlecoff.

And Middlecoff is making his approach, as you see now.

Here goes the back swing,

and the ball is lofted high in the air and hits right on.

It's going up to the lip of the cup, it's going in...

No, it must be about three feet away.

A beautiful, beautiful approach shot.

Just gorgeous.

It's a beautiful day for the game today.

The crowd is very still, very quiet.

Everyone most anxious.

Here's Jack Keller putting.

There it goes, it was beautiful.

That putt, ladies and gentlemen,

put Jack Keller even up with Dr. Cary Middlecoff.

And if Cary Middlecoff makes this putt,

and it's like shooting fish in a barrel

for old deadeye Middlecoff,

it will mean the 18-hole playoff tomorrow...

for the big $25,000 purse.

This has certainly been a gorgeous day today.

And there's a lot of money

depending on this next putt, folks.

A lot of money.

Now the crowd is all settled back.

No one is even breathing.

He's lining up the putt.

He sets himself.

And ladies and gentlemen, here is the big one.

Aww.

- Hi, Bob. - Hi, Hal.

You're a little late, aren't you?

- Yeah, I had a big date tonight. - Yeah?

Just me, the chick and the full moon.

Yeah, now you're hitting me where I live.

What do you mean? The chick?

No, no, no. The full moon.

Well, you know how I am about that astronomy jazz.

You know, an old Greek astronomer

at one time said, "When the man in the moon is smiling,

"all the stars and the planets are really swinging."

Mercury warms up a little bit more.

Jupiter starts jumping.

Venus puts on a new hairdo or a manicure.

All the stars and planets

are really having a great big block party,

up there in the sky.

Sylvia! Sylvia! Get up, honey!

The sun is shining and it's a beautiful day.

Are you crazy, Fred? It's 3:30 in the morning!

What's the difference, stupid? For the money it's costing,

we'll take the sun whenever they give it to us.

Stanley, Mr. Novack wants to see you. On the double!

Check on that shipment and make sure it came in.

And send that wire to New York. It's very, very important.

Hello?

Oh, the senator. Senator Tyson, yes, put him on.

I want to speak to him. Oh, just a moment.

Stanley, get down to the airport right away.

The captain of the National Airlines jet

just flew in from New York,

and he left his briefcase in the cockpit of the plane.

Now, get down there and get it. It's at gate 39.

Hurry up! Go away! Go on! Go on!

Hello, senator. How are you?

Last call for passengers,

flight number 104 for Chicago and Los Angeles,

now loading, gate number 5.

Last call for passengers,

flight number 104 for Chicago and Los Angeles,

now loading, gate number 5. Last call.

And we are sorry we cannot accommodate you at this time,

but we should be happy to be of service to you in the future.

Very cordially yours--

Hello?

Yes, yes, this is Mr. Novack.

Yes.

Well, I'm sorry, we have almost 3,000 employees here.

I couldn't possibly know every one of them.

Oh, Stanley, yes. He works for me.

He what?!

Hey, I just saw one man on the floor.

Where is everybody?

They're all inside.

They're having a meeting at the roundtable.

Looks like trouble.

Fellas, I say one thing--

Striking is a matter of principle.

Then let the principle strike.

What about the separate tables, no fraternization?

What's with that bell captain and his storm-trooper tactics?

Yeah, what we do after work is our business, not theirs.

You're right. You're right. They shouldn't tell us

to stay out of strip joints. I like strippers.

Yeah, but remember fellas, the decision must be made now.

Ah-ha! So you're the ringleader!

I've caught you at last.

And I always thought you were such a nice, quiet young man.

And I find you're nothing but a troublemaker.

This is the way you treat me?

You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

I've given you a home away from home.

Yes, I have. You know I have.

And this is the way you repay me?

You're nothing but a strike creator.

Yes! A troublemaker! An instigator!

A picket-plugger! Yes, you are!

Stop shaking your head!

What's the matter with you? Can't you talk?

Well, certainly I can talk.

I suspect I can talk as well as any other man, Mr. Novack.

Well, in that case...

how is it we never heard you talk before?

Because no one ever asked me.

So you see, there was no story.

But there is a moral.

And a simple one--

You'll never know the next guy's story...

unless you ask.