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this is better than my imagination this

is more than a dream come true without

the slightest bit of hesitation I knew

what I was meant to do

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zombies

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never know

why she

sometimes

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the house

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Andrew are you mowing the lawn or

waiting for a chest x-ray hi Dr J the

name is Jeffcoat oh right sorry

Dr Jeffcoat in the few months of mowing

your lawn I've come to regard it says

well more than employer employee I think

of us as

friends

my heart's a glove you're not getting a

raise

get the hose

oh Mrs shell and Bach

may I speak with you for a moment please

what are these for

wait

ah

what do you want Mrs schellenbach

since that

sad occasion when I became your neighbor

I have asked that you remove this

unsightly tree with this useless

tasteless fruit from my property look

Chase brain I love that tree so get out

of my face thank you sorry to take up

your time

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thank you

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a kid how much you want to mow my lawn

oh more than anything

I'll give you five bucks deal

Dr J I need my money now

Dr Jeffcoat Dr Jeffcoat

Dr

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um

Andrew Andrew

how do you feel

okay I guess

what happened Andrew

I want you to count backwards from 100.

100

99 no I'm fine Dr J I gotta get to

another job so if I could just get paid

oh

first Dear Boy

you know I've been thinking Milan has

been working extra nice lately you

deserve that raise there's seven

I'll make it ten dollars are you sure

you're okay yeah

thanks I don't care what anybody says

you're a great guy Dr Jay I mean Dr

Jeffco

Dr J is just fine with me

now you run along and you let me know if

you experience any nausea dizziness or

seizures oh yeah okay yeah

thank you

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hi I thought you might be thirsty

thank you that's very nice of you the

movers didn't want any and I'd hate to

throw it away so where are you from

out west

you go to Briarwood High oh yeah I'm

presently serving a four-year sentence I

start there Monday at our school we have

this sacred custom the male and the

female natives pair off with one another

and they go out to eat or go to a movie

look I just can't go out with you

I know I know I'm being way too pushy

forget I said anything let's just start

from scratch hi I'm Andrew what's your

name Caroline

get in here right now

I gotta go

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all right

Andrew

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you know I have a job interview today I

need you to help me get your sister off

to school look Mom

I'm not myself this morning

I'll take care of everything I promise

if I had a dollar for every time you

said that I wouldn't need to find a job

good luck

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that didn't hurt

why didn't that hurt

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thank you

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all right

what's happening to me

foreign

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no evil shall Escape my sight

and I vow to fight a never-ending battle

against the forces of evil as

Power Man

already was a power man

Ultraman

look it's Ultraman

it's good

tomorrow the world shall know me as

Ultraman

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oh hi Andrew

you feeling all right aren't you I'm

feeling sure upper

you know Dr J it was no accident I

wandered into your lab the other day it

was fate

whatever that blue light was it gave me

powers and abilities far beyond those of

mortal man

I was Andrew Clements mild-mannered High

School student now thanks to you

I am

Ultraman

super powers eh oh yeah you know like

Superman or maybe not as good as

Superman but better than Aquaman

in the last half hour I've discovered I

can fly well actually it's more like

floating I've got super speed

unfortunately no super strength and I'm

invulnerable Andrew listen

your exposure has somehow affected your

ability to differentiate between the

real and the imagined

you don't believe me

it's not that I don't believe you Andrew

it's

it's just that I can't see what the

uh what's up back

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see

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Dr J give me a hand

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too big of a shock huh

well let me get you something to drink

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how did you do that well I opened the

Ken rnc's concentrating added some water

no

did you move so fast I told you I have

super powers oh where do you see these

sketches for my uniform

you don't like the colors Andrew

these are real concerns not comic book

fantasies

who knows what those gamma rays are

doing to you gamma rays I'm afraid so

this is all my fault

we're gonna have to run some tests and

find a way to get you back to normal

ladies and gentlemen we are beginning

our descent to Pearson International Air

report please fasten your seat belts and

extinguish all Smoky materials

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foreign

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Andrew

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your room looks very nice

I'm impressed but God doesn't want to

look like a pig

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Andrew hi can I come in

I gotta talk to you

look Caroline I like you a lot and I

think you like me too

so why won't you go out with me

is it your dad

Andrew it's not dad and it's not you I

just can't see anyone right now

Caroline

are you dying no

then why won't you go out with me

look you better go now

look I have to walk home from school and

you have to walk home from school what

do you say we do together

can't do that

but I can meet you at the Burger Barn at

five o'clock

yes

I'm detective Beach

this is the girl I'm looking for now

she'd be newest sure I've seen her

around the school

I'm just gonna take a little blood okay

hold on don't move

same thing happened in the first issue

with Superman

Andrew if I were you I would spend a lot

less time reading comic books and start

cracking your school books so you can

get somewhere in life just give me a few

minutes to concentrate here

so uh

what do you do down here all day

I give my mind freedom to Rome

had much luck

occasionally

for example if it weren't for that

little toy you were playing with there

wouldn't be a portable dialysis machine

and other times I come up with stuff

like this

nail in a can hey isn't that that super

spray glue they took off the market yes

one idiot loses a few layers of skin and

they make a big fuss

here keep it

it's very handy nice

I guess uh letting your mind roam

doesn't pay much huh

Andrew I'll make you a deal you be quiet

for just 10 short minutes and I will do

my best to answer all reasonable

questions

not a peep

you think dentists should really be

called doctors

552 you lasted exactly 80 Seconds 5 52.

I'm late gotta run

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Carolyn wait

I didn't ditch you when I woke up this

morning I was so sad about seeing you I

threw up don't try and sweet talk me

look out

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get in there

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who would do something

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kid was Mrs Sean Bach wasn't it

I'll kill him

a little emotionally that would be very

satisfying but

a more prudent Choice might be to call

the authorities authorities I mean

they're the ones who said they'd never

ever get nearest and two months later

napilino's goons got my little girl some

Witness Protection Program really

who'd you ride on anyway Andrew

why don't you get us something to drink

and take your time

hello

let my daughter go

to the golden Plaza Hotel there'll be a

key waiting for you

and go to the room

wait for instructions

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Andrew knock off a comic book heroism

we're talking organized crime

professional Killers stay out of it

Caroline was snatched from right under

my nose and I just stood there and did

nothing I'm always saying I'm gonna do

things that I never do well not this

time

thank you

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foreign

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unhanter or answer to Ultraman

oh

my new shirt

mom's gonna kill me

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look you tried to shoot me

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let him go

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take this

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little swine

I'll talk

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Andrew Caroline

please

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well I

don't know how you did what you did but

I want to thank you for saving my little

girl

oh

and you did a good job on the lawn too

Caroline

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I'll never forget you

foreign

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I never read many comics

but I seem to recall that the superhero

seldom gets the girl

no maybe next time

next time sure

can't stop now we're a team you know

like Flash Gordon and Dr zarkov Batman

and Robin oh that nail and can't give me

you almost get us killed and now you're

blabbering on about this nonsense and

who hold it if you want to run around

and a cape wait till Halloween don't get

used to these Powers I'm going to cure

you until then I want your word that you

won't even think about running around

trying to save the world

I promise

you'll never guess my secret identity

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when you unlock a mystery sometimes

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thank you