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One, two! One, two, three, four!

And a-one, and a-two,

and a-jump!

When I say jump, you jump.

--Hey, Cricket!

Over here! You'll play with me, right?

These guys aren't giving me a whole lot to work with.

Ooh, no can do, Tilly.

I have a best-friend day planned with Remy.

Oh, there he is now!

Hey, Cricket!

I bought us hot dogs!

Oh! Uh! Oh, no!

Aah!

Bye, Tilly.

Okay, have fun.

It's nice that Cricket found a friend so quickly in the city.

Makes me glad to have you, Saxon.

It's just you, me, and the creepy gargoyles

on the building across the street.

I suppose my pool of friends is a little shallow.

Well, that does it. I'm off to find a person friend!

Serendipity, take me away!

Not a word, please.

All right... a friend for Tilly.

Hmm, too jazzy.

- Too aggressive. -Huh huh huh huh huh!

Maybe.

Innocent fools, they have no idea

their entire world is a lie.

Uh, hello there.

Aah!

What are you doing?

How dare you spy on me

while I'm spying on other people!

Hi. My name is Tilly Green.

Tilly Green you say.

Green like a lizard person?!

Are you part of the secret lizard person society?

Can a lizard do this?

Yeah!

Hmm, well there's nothing in here about smooth moves.

You sure got a suspicious mind in that head of yours.

What's your name?

My name is-- um...

Andromeda? Oh.

Is that your real name?

Yes!

Listen, Tilly, pod people, wolfmen, aliens.

They're all listening all the time,

and only I know the truth.

Now, what do you think about that?!

Let's be friends.

Sorry, Tilly. I ride alone.

Wait! I know some truths!

Some shocking, revealing truths.

You do?

Yes. Uh, the-the truth is...

trees, they're alive!

-And they eat humans!

I feel like I would have heard about that.

Right. Uh... Oh! Oh!

There's an entire underground society of little men

that, uh... uh... that, uh...

I don't know.

Listen, Tilly, I-I'd like to hang,

but I just got too much goin' on.

Think, Tilly! You're losin' her!

The gargoyles!

- -They come alive at night,

and are super scary!

- I saw it! -Whoa! You saw it?

All questions will be answered at my house!

- Let's go! -Aah!

So what you're saying is

the gargoyle statues have magic ruby hearts

that allow them to come to life at night

and run the government?!

Huh? Uh, yep.

That is exactly what I saw.

Whatcha doin' down there? Uncoverin' more secrets?

Oh, uh...

just workin' on a different mystery.

The world's gonna freak once they learn the truth.

Thanks for sharing it with me, Tilly.

Ha! Well, yeah, you know me.

Seeker of truth.

Ah! Nothin' like comin' home and rippin' off all your clothes.

I see we have company.

And who might you be?

Cricket, this is my frie--

Paranormal investigation partner.

Tilly and I are uncovering a little gargoyle problem.

Say what now?

Yeah, well, uh...

As it turns out, uh,

gargoyles are alive and rule us all.

Tilly, what's gotten into you?

Did this girl brainwash you?

Blink twice if you want me to call the police.

Well, I suppose all this is a little silly.

Oh, well. Let's forget all about it and go watch a movie.

No! Your brother thinks you're spouting lies.

We gotta get proof to show him and everyone the truth!

La la la la la!

We've got our eyes on you.

Ya hear that, ugly?!

Oh, a stakeout! This'll be fun!

We'll hang out, tell stories.

And wait for the gargoyles to come to life!

Then you'll snap the photo for proof, right, Tilly?

Say cheese!

Aah!

Oh, I also brought some stakeout snacks.

What do you, uh, think of the message?

I'll just set them here.

- Oh.

You're wasting your time. Statues of things

- don't just magically come to life!

If they did, I'd be hangin' out

with that funny burger clown right now.

I bwought you another offering.

Oh, man, if he were alive, he'd make me laugh and laugh!

But just like the gargoyles, it's not gonna happen!

Aah!

Uh... let me go talk to him.

Cricket! I don't believe in this gargoyle stuff.

I just made it up so Andromeda would be my friend.

Wow. You know this is all gonna blow up in your face, right?

I know it's bad I lied,

but we have so much in common.

She even likes when I do this.

Aah! Stop it, Tilly! You know I hate that noise!

--Oh, love that sound, Tilly!

Keep it up!

Ugh. Maybe you two are good for each other.

All right, I'm in.

Is there any way I can help out?

Actually, there is something you can do.

Well, now that it's just the two of us,

perhaps our luck will change.

Hey, Tilly, I know we're saving the world

and it's super serious,

but I'm actually havin' a lot of fun.

I usually do this kind of stuff alone.

It's a lot more fun with a...

Friend!

With a... person with common interests.

Hmm.

Also, I snagged us some cookies.

I had to fight off some ants, though.

What?

--What the... ?

A gargoyle!

Tilly! Get your camera ready!

I'm a magic gargoyle,

- and I've come to-- Ooh! -Aaah!

Oh, my gosh.

- Die, gargoyle! -Andromeda!

Wait a second.

This isn't a gargoyle.

It's just your little brother.

Hi.

Well, Tilly, it was fun while it lasted.

I'm goin' home.

Wait! What about the stakeout?

What's the point?

It's not like we're gonna see any real gargoyles.

But you can't go!

'Cause... Uh, 'cause...

we're gonna climb up to the roof

of that creepy old tower

and wake up those gargoyles!

Really? How?

With, uh....

With this magic hammer!

Ha ha! Now you're talkin'!

Catch 'em at the scene of the action.

Great idea, Tilly! Let's go!

Uh, bad idea, Tilly. That's way too dangerous!

It should be telling that I'm the one sayin' that.

Don't you think I know that?

I can't turn back now. I'm in too deep!

What's that, Tilly?

I mean, uh, uh...

stay out of our way!

Help me, Cricket!

Huh?

Don't try and help me!

- Okay. -Please help me.

Wait! Help you or don't help you?

Which is it?

Which is it?!

All right, Tilly, this is it.

May I help you girls?

Good evenin', officer.

You're probably wonderin' why two kids like us

are out so late and not safe at home.

That's exactly what I was wondering.

But then I realized I should mind my own business.

You two have fun now with whatever you're doing.

Bye now!

Hoo! That was close!

So close.

Huh-- Ooh!

Boy, Tilly, I had no idea you were such a thrill-seeker.

Yeah. Heh heh... me, neither.

Sorta wish someone would stop me.

Tilly, you gotta stop! Stop!

Oh, Tilly, what are you doin'?

We're wakin' the gargoyles!

Right, right. How could I forget?

Okay. Maybe this gargoyle will wake up.

Then all my problems will be solved,

and Andromeda and I will be friends,

and everything will be perfect.

I'm dead.

What's the holdup?

We're so close!

Uh, Andromeda, even if the gargoyles don't wake up,

we could still hang out, ri--

Oh! What are you doin?!

Oh, it's time to wake up, buddy!

Tilly, get the camera!

Ooo... okay.

I just climbed a million stairs to save your butt!

Oh, my gosh! What's she doin'?!

Tilly, you gotta come clean!

But I don't want to lose my friend!

Well, you're gonna lose her anyway

when she falls off the building!

Andromeda, climb back!

He's not going to wake up!

No, no, no, I think it's working.

Whoa! Oh, no! The magic hammer!

Andromeda, listen!

I lied. I made the whole thing up.

The gargoyles aren't magic.

They're just ugly statues.

Now please get off the ledge!

What? Tilly, you lied to me?

Don't stand up! Don't stand up!

Oh, and I guess the magic hammer

isn't really magic, either!

Well, if you believe it is--

No, that was a lie, too.

I thought you were a truth-teller like me,

but now I can see you're just a teller of lies!

Whoa-oh! Ohh!

Andromeda!

Whoa! Ohh!

I'm sorry. I just-- I don't know.

I just wanted to be friends with you.

What? Really?

Yeah!

Aw, this is really sweet and everything,

but let's get off this roof before we all die!

Oh!

So, uh, we're-- we're cool, right?

Do you wanna maybe hang out tomorrow?

Uh, I got a lot of conspiracies to catch up on.

I gotta go.

Ohh!

Oh, Tilly, Tilly, Tilly.

Let's go. I'm freezin'.

- I'm chasin' ya! I'm chasin' ya!

Okay, you chase me! Remy, chase me!

I almost had a best friend once,

but I had to go and chase her away

with my tall tales and deceits.

--Hmm?

Hello?

What's this?

"Tilly, sorry I had to ditch you last night.

Too many witnesses!

Meet me at the park-- got a new lead.

Officer Keys is an alien?

Think about it.

Your friend, Andromeda.

P.S. Destroy this letter."

EY Gre Green Family Farms is officially open for business!

I can't believe we're selling our goods

at a real-life farmers' market.

Green Farms was a trusted name back home.

It's a big day for your old man, Tilly,

a big day for all of us.

That's why I brought some extra help to work the stand.

His name is Saxon.

He has a keen business acumen

and is well respected within his community.

"I have a master's degree!"

Well, hi, Saxon.

You can be in charge of baggin' everything up!

Don't patronize him.

- Dad! Dad. -Aah!

I saw this guy eating a cinnamon dough stick.

I think it was called a "churro."

- Can I get one? -Sorry, son.

We're here to make money, not spend it.

Tell you what, maybe if we sell all these veggies,

then you can have some "churrios."

Well then, what are we doing sitting around lollygagging?

Come one, come all!

We got the best produce in the farmers' market!

Hey, you! You look a little on the short side.

One of our special squashes will make you taller!

Aw, come on, man!

With one taste of our cabbage,

you could be cured of any illness!

And you, behold!

The apple of enlightenment.

When eaten, it grants the user psychic powers!

Psychic powers? I'll take ten!

What the--?

Sorry. Boy is exaggerating.

All we can offer is a darn good apple.

I just wanted to be psychic.

Way to go, Dad! That rube was gonna buy it.

Cricket, for the last time, they're not rubes!

They're customers!

How do you expect to sell products

without... pizazz?

In my opinion, the world could do with a little less "pizazz."

Hey, buddy. Guy. Buddy.

Hey, are these crops organic?

If you're asking if my crops

are grown the way nature intended, then yes!

Ha-ha! Yeah! The simple farmer bit!

That is great!

You even dressed your kids in rags to complete the picture.

I can't see nothin'!

Chip Whistler. I'm the manager

of the local Wholesome Foods grocery store,

and I am uh...

Ahem. Well, we had a problem with our organic shipment

and need an alternate supply for the week.

- There is big money in it! -Ooh!

Chumps'll pay twice as much for organic whatever.

Am I right?

Yeah. I also like good food.

And we've got plenty of it, Chip.

Hi. Cricket Green, vegetable specialist.

Very cool. So, we need 20 bushels of assorted produce.

Are you my guy?

Wow! Oh, I'm sorry to tell you this, Chip,

but I don't have enough to fill the order.

I'm gonna have to respectfully decline.

Whaaaat?

Your loss, Trucker Hat. Have a nice life.

- Wait, come back! -He's gone.

Dad, why'd you pass on that deal?

I thought we were here to make some money.

We are, but a good businessman

never promises more than what he can deliver.

There's just no way we could've filled that order.

Or is there?

A way.

To fill that order.

- What'd you say? -Nothing.

Nah!

Uh, sir?

Aah! No handouts today, street urchin!

Oh, wait, you're that farmer's kid!

Yeah.

When my dad said we couldn't make the order,

see, he was just driving one of them hard bargains.

Of course we can come up with enough produce.

What kind of farmers would we be if we couldn't?

Bad ones? I don't know. I don't know anything about farming.

But you have got a deal, little guy!

Here's the order list. Give this to your old man.

I'll be back in an hour with a truck to pick everything up.

Bye-bye!

Pleasure doing business with ya!

Papa ain't gonna like this.

Tilly!

He didn't want to do the deal.

Don't make me a whistleblower.

Dad doesn't know what he's doing.

He said he wants to sell his produce and make some money,

and that's exactly what we're gonna do for him.

I'm trying to put Green Family Farms on the map.

Hmm. I'd like to consult Saxon, my financial advisor.

"Makes dollars and cents to me!"

All right, we're on board.

But how do you plan on filling the order?

Tilly, a great businessman always says yes and figures out the rest later!

Well, Dad wasn't lying.

We really do only have enough to fill half the order.

What are we gonna do now, Cricket?

Hmm...

Now we get... creative.

Well, Tilly, we did it.

Let's go fill that order!

Hmm? Hee-hee!

Ugh.

Poor guy.

Tilly, I need you to go get Dad away from the stand.

Hi, Papa!

Will you come see the balloon man with me?

You're a big girl, honey. I think you can manage.

I suppose so.

I am getting older and more independent.

Who knows how much more quality time we have left together.

I suppose five minutes can't hurt none.

Looking good!

- Ooh, except for that. -Hey! There he is.

Huh? Oh, Chip! My man!

Whoo! Green Family Farms is not messin' around!

That's right, and it's all above board, 100% delicious.

Not a single tennis ball in the bunch.

Tennis ball in the bunch, ha!

I love your folksy country sayings.

Well, a deal's a deal.

Here's a little scratch for your batch.

Oh, it was a pleasure doing business with you, sir.

Don't go spending that all in one place, now,

unless it's at Wholesome Foods.

Then spend away, baby!

Balloon man! Balloon man!

That's nice, but Saxon wanted a snake.

Oh, my gosh, it's perfect.

Oh, boy, um, I'm a little short.

Would you accept an apple?

My word! This is the best thing I have ever tasted!

Hey, everyone, that man's apple is so good

it made the balloon mime break his ten-year vow of silence!

Take us to your stand!

Oh, of course!

All right, everybody, dig in!

Empty? Why is it empty?

We sold out of everything, Dad!

Dad, look at this fat wad of cash I made!

Green Family Farms is a success!

You're welcome.

Cricket, there's no way we could've sold out in five minutes.

What did you do?!

Turns out we just needed

to broaden our definition of "acceptable quality."

We made fake food!

I painted tennis balls to look like to peaches.

- And chair legs as carrots. -Oh! Ah!

Newspaper as lettuce!

Oh, yeah, that was great.

Kids! What do you think will happen when people eat your fake food?

Uh, gee, Dad, I don't know.

You really think ten steps ahead.

At most that's like two!

I need you to think about this.

Folks are gonna eat that fake food,

and they're gonna be mad.

The reputation of Green Family Farms will be ruined!

We'll never be able to sell produce in the city again!

And then who knows what'll happen!

No!

I ca

Follow me.

Careful. Let's not draw any attention to ourselves.

Uh-oh, look over there, everybody!

It's the Greens!

Yes, they're responsible for all the fruit

and vegetables in the store today!

Let's give 'em a hand.

--Cool, the farmers that made the fruit!

Let's hear it for the humble farmer himself!

I'll leave these rubes to you, buddy.

- Uhh...

Dad, you gotta distract the crowd.

Give 'em a little pizazz while Tilly and I go get the fake fruit.

Oh, boy.

Now, who wants to learn about apples?!

Come on, come on, where are you?

Gotcha!

Found one!

--Am I me?

Real. Real. Fake.

Okay. I think that's everything.

Huh? There's still one left!

Huh?

Stop right there!

- I don't want any trouble! -Thank you!

And don't get me started on the fertilizer!

Come on, Dad, let's go!

Oh, thank goodness. Coming!

We're home free!

--Here's your total.

Aw...

Yikes, the markup here is incredible.

I'll never forget you, wad of cash.

Whew, that was close.

Dad, I'm sorry I risked our reputation to make a quick buck.

I tried to take a shortcut, but I ended up getting lost.

Aw, don't beat yourself up, Cricket.

The family'll bounce back.

And, actually, I admire your razzle-dazzle salesmanship,

as long as it's honest.

I wish I had some myself.

Maybe with Cricket's showmanship and Papa's honesty combined,

you make one perfect salesman!

Heh, maybe you're right, Tilly.

Too bad we can't sell this fake produce.

Or could we?

Sell the fake produce.

Fake produce! Get your fake produce here!

Wanna make the impression that ya eat heathy

but you don't wanna follow through?

Then buy our fake fruits and veggies!

They're the best!

- We hope! -Eh?

Okay, okay, they're the best.

The possibilities are endless!

I'll take two, please.

Hey, I'll buy some. So creative.

--There you guys are!

Whoa, look at this. Your stuff is flying

off the shelves back at the store,

and I gotta taste what all the fuss is about!

No, don't eat that! It's fake!

Oh, you humble farmers!

Learn to take a compliment!

Holy moley!

I cannot believe this, okay?

Look what your awful food did to my perfect face, okay?

I'm gonna get you for this, Greens,

or my name isn't Chip "Whiffler"!

Chip! Now his name fits his mouth!

Yeah, Saxon's pretty funny.

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