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[theme music playing]

One, two! One, two, three, four!

♪ La la la la la la la la ♪

♪ La la la la la ♪

[chicken squawks]

Okay, I've got one soy latte for you,

one iced cappuccino over here,

aaand Parade Day necklaces for everyone!

-Whoo! -All right!

Happy Parade Day, y'all!

Thank you, sir, and have a happy Parade Day.

-[doorbell jingles] - Enjoy it.

Some of us can't be there,

even though we really want to be...

just once.

Happy Parade Day, Gloria! Ehh!

Whee!

So when are we goin' to the parade?

Uh, we can't go to the parade.

This is the cafe's busiest day of the year.

Well, surely, work allows you to do fun stuff

when there's fun stuff to do.

[scoffs] Look, I want to see the parade, too.

but it's our responsibility to stay here

and keep the cafe running.

So since we're in this together,

I suggest you quit whining

and go take out the trash.

Fine! But I want my beads back!

No. They look good on me.

-[doorbell jingles] -[Bill] Hey, Cricket!

We're headed over to the parade.

-You joinin' us? -No, I can't.

I gotta stay here and work.

Aw, that's a shame.

We've watched the parade on TV every year.

This year, we actually get to see it in person!

And it's all happenin' just a block away from here!

It's so convenient!

Plus, you're gonna miss seein' me on a float.

Uh, no, Tilly.

We're just gonna watch the parade.

We're not gonna be in it.

If you say so.

[laughs] Oh, listen to us ramble on and on.

We're keepin' you from your work.

Have a good day, son!

It won't be the same without you,

but it will still be very, very fun!

Bye!

Mm-mm!

I gotta get to that parade!

Stupid job ain't gonna keep me from watchin' it!

Gotta find a way to sneak outta work

with Gloria catchin' me.

But how?

Cricket, go take the trash out to the dumpster!

Hmmm...

Sure thing, Gloria.

I'll be riiight back.

Hmm...

[grunting]

[whistling]

-[knocks on glass] -Hey! You better not be tryin' to sneak off

to watch the parade!

Ohh!

Mmm...

Whoa-oa-oof!

Oh, what was that?!

You desperately need more napkins?!

I'll go get some right away, sir!

I didn't ask for napkins.

Okay, relax, I'm gettin' you

all those napkins you asked for!

[sighs]

[chuckles]

Now, where are those napkins?!

[chuckling]

Too easy.

Aha! Parade here I come!

Ohh!

Back inside... now!

Mmm...

-Now! -Mm-mm!

Thank you and have a happy Parade Day.

Now where did Cricket go?

Umph! Dang it! I was so close!

Maybe if I sneak out through the vents...

That's it! You're on mop duty for the rest of the day!

Ah, stupid Gloria and her responsibilities

rainin' on my Parade Day!

Huh? 15-minute break?

That's it!

Loophole!

Loophole! Loophole! Loophole!

Habeas corpus! I object!

What now?

According to the law,

I get a mandatory 15-minute break,

which I'll be taking right now to go watch the parade.

But the rush is about to start,

so it's not a good time for your break.

Sorry, Gloria, but for once the law is on my side.

I'll watch the parade for a bit

-and be back before you know it. -[ticking]

Okay. Okay, fine.

But if you're not back in 15 minutes,

you're fired!

See ya in 15!

[people chattering]

Oh, my gosh!

Pff! I'll show her!

I'll watch the parade and keep my job!

Wow! this is a great spot!

It would be if I could see anything!

Oh, hello, family!

Cricket, what are you doin' here?

Did Gloria let you take the day off?

Psh! No! Just takin' my break early.

I've got 15 minutes to enjoy as much of the parade as possible.

Er, well, more like nine minutes.

You're timin' is impeccable.

The parade is about to begin.

Here comes the Splish Soda float now!

And atop it rides Miss Splish,

the queen of all sodas.

Ooh!

Ow!

[playing march]

[sound of band playing grows faint]

Aw! Look how slow and tiny they are!

At this rate, I won't get to see anything

-before I have to go back. -[ticking]

If only there was a way to watch the parade from the cafe.

Hmm! Wait a minute!

Loophole! Loophole, loophole, double loophole!

Tilly, we're gonna re-route the parade

so that it marches right past the cafe!

You down to help me?

Always am.

Just gotta finish my giant lollipop first.

Tilly, I'm on the clock!

Okay, Tilly, here's the plan.

Officer Keys is guarding those barricades up ahead.

I need you distract him so I can sneak past,

adjust the first barricade,

then the second barricade,

and then head back to the cafe

where I can enjoy the parade while working,

and Gloria will be all like,

"Oh, Cricket, you're so cool!

I'm sorry I ever doubted ya!" [chuckles]

Think you can handle the distraction, Tilly?

Hmm...

Leave it to me.

[humming happily]

Happy Parade Day, officer.

Would you be a dear and take a photo

of me and my sweet fiancé?

Ain't he a charmer?

Aww! Well, sure thing!

You two make a cute couple!

-[click] -Thanks!

We're elopin' and can never return home.

-[camera clicking] -Aww! [chuckles]

We're on our honeymoon right now!

Wow!

Be sure to get my good side. Uh-huh.

Ha ha!

-[clicks] -Got it!

These are gonna come out great!

Ma'am? Ma'am?!

You forgot your camera!

Ma'am-- Sir?

Sir?!

Huh! Love is a mystery.

-[band playing] -Oh! Here come the parade!

All right, everybody! This way!

This way!

All good so far, Tilly.

Just gotta move this barricade,

and then we're home free!

[tires screeching]

Oh, no! My barricades!

The only thing they couldn't stop

was me! [sobbing]

Aw, come on!

Huh?

[band playing]

[Cricket] Oh, no.

This is not good!

This is not good.

I've been waiting for so long!

Hey! Where's my coffee?

Free coffee, please.

My tea has water in it!

Excuse me? Something happened in the bathroom!

Aah!

You better not be late, Cricket!

Aw, man, only five minutes left!

Hey, no problem, no problem!

Hmm...

New plan.

Due to unforeseen circumstances

that were not my fault,

we're gonna have to take a little detour

through the department store.

[Tilly] Another boffo plan, Cricket!

♪

[music stops]

What should we do?

Hmm, well, as the parade leader,

-I say.. -Bingo bango!

This way, fellas!

-Hey! -Sorry, Gerald,

but parade law states that we must follow

whoever wields the baton, no matter what.

-But I-- -No matter what!

-[playing cadence] -[sighs] I understand.

[band playing]

Make way! Make way!

Parade comin' through!

Did that little boy say para--

Oh, my gosh!

-Here comes Crabby Tabby! -[balloon creaking]

everyone's favorite finicky feline!

[man] Wow! Could this day get any better?

-Oh, yeah! Whoo! -[laughing]

[both screaming]

Ohh!

Aah!

Tell my wife I love parades!

Nooo!

Hellooo! [nervous laugh]

What on earth is going on?

A revolution.

[chuckles] I can't believe this is actually working.

-Almost there! -[muffled music continues]

♪ Do-do-doo ♪

Can't beat shoppin' on Parade Day.

The stores are so quiet.

Aah!

Ha ha! All right! I did it!

The parade's on track.

Now I just gotta get back to the cafe in...

30 seconds?!

I'm never gonna make it!

[Tilly] Worry not, Cricket!

A queen always provides for her people!

Tilly? Where's Miss Splish?

Oh, she was unfit to rule.

Now grab hold, brother!

Okay!

Here you go! You can have this back!

Yes! My life has meaning again!

[grunts] Got it!

Whoa! Aaaah!

Go free, genie!

You are no longer bound by the whims of man.

Well, back to work.

-Unh! -[woman] Ow!

Aaah!

I'm gonna make it!

Ow! [grunting]

Ha-cha! Nothin' broken!

-[squeaking] -Huh?

There he goes.

Thank you for your service, genie.

-[timer rings] -Whoa! Gotta go!

Yeah! I did it! I made it back in time!

I told you I could do it, Glori...uhhh, oh!

[people arguing]

Oh oh! [groans]

-[man] I want it now! -Yeesh!

I want to speak to your manager!

Oh, my gosh! This all happened in 15 minutes?!

Would you like whipped cream with that?

Gloria, I'm back.

Oh. Hello, Cricket.

How was your break?

Look, I'm sorry. I'm startin' to think

it might've been wrong to leave the cafe when I did.

I guess I was a pretty lousy co-worker.

Is this what responsibility feels like?

Ech! It's awful!

Ha! Yeah, it is.

Don't worry, you'll grow into it.

Um, hello?! Are you just gonna sit there?!

Papa needs his macchiato!

Okay, sir. Just a minute.

No, Gloria! You've done enough!

You've pushed yourself too hard!

But, Cricket, someone has to handle these... monsters!

[customers shouting]

[man] I have a cappuccino!

If you can handle this mess alone then so can I!

Take a break, Gloria.

You deserve it.

Cricket, no!

I've got work to do.

-[all shouting] -If anyone needs anything,

come to me!

Better hurry. Parade will be here any second.

[people shouting louder]

Parade? What are you... ?

Huh?

[sweeping orchestral music playing]

[gasps]

My first Parade Day.

It's amazing!

Happy Parade Day to all!

Bow to your queen!

Happy Parade Day, Miss Splish.

Thanks, Cricket.

[panting] Has anyone seen my daughter?!

Oh, gosh, Tilly, where'd you go?!

Tilly?!

[Cricket] You've all btyCity for a once-in-a-lifetime chance

to witness a revelation in modern agriculture.

Behold, the carrot sucker!

In just three seconds flat, all the carrots you see here

will be slurped out of the ground!

Count with me! One!

[clunk]

Two!

Remy, was that sass or just ignorance?

Cricket, what in the world did you do?

It's not my fault, dad.

What kind of vacuum clogs from too much dirt

Well, this is definitely broken.

Who are you going to call to fix it, Mr. Green?

Call? [laughs] I'm not going to call anyone.

I'll fix it myself. Remy, I'm a DIY guy.

D... I... Y.

It stands for "do it yourself."

Don't your folks ever fix stuff around the house?

Mnh-mnh. My family just uses money.

Like this.

I got you a present.

Just a little something for the house.

Uh, thanks, but, Remy, I'm concerned you don't possess

the all-important skill of self-reliance.

Oh, geez, Tilly, dad's doing his self-reliance speech again.

- Huh? - I can't hear it

'cause I died of boredom. [grunts]

[laughs] Oh, no, it's catching!

[grunts]

Ah, don't listen to them, Remy.

Back in the country, I learned to be self-reliant.

And being self-reliant gives you

a sense of pride and accomplishment.

Take me, for example.

I grow my own food, change my own oil.

Heck, I even cut my own hair.

[clears throat] It'll grow out.

Wow, I wish I could do all that.

Well, you can. And I'll teach you.

We're going to fix this vacuum ourselves.

You'll never need to ask for help again.

- Hooray! - Let's go!

- Carry me! - Y-- what?

You don't expect me to walk there all by myself, do you?

This is going to be harder than I thought.

Fixing the vacuum will be easy.

The brush head isn't spinning,

which means we just need a new vacuum belt.

Hello, sir, welcome to Overhauls,

the Scandinavian hardware store.

If you need anything,

ask someone wearing one of these uniforms.

[laughs] No.

I was literally born

in the plumbing section of a hardware store.

I think I know my way around.

Come on, kids, let's find a door we can open ourselves.

[gasps]

[all] Wow.

This sure is a lot bigger than the hardware store back home.

How are we ever going to find anything here?

Use your eyes, Remy. Look to the signs.

"Kyckling." "Kotbular."

Huh. No matter. We'll find it regardless.

Let's go, Remy.

No, no, don't say anything.

I knew it was wrong when I got in.

[yelps]

- Come on. - [whimpers]

Geez Louise.

Todd? Todd? Hey, I'm talking to you!

- Who, me? - Yeah, you.

You're late for your shift, Todd.

At least you wore your uniform this time.

My uniform?

[grunts] Whew.

I am wearing overalls.

Therefore, I work here.

Todd, I need you on the forklift today.

Forklift?

Bingo bango!

Come on, kids, if you're not paying attention

to where you're going, you could get lost in here.

Garden gnomes? Yes, please.

[grunts]

I can't reach it. I guess I'll just go home.

And I won't even have that thing!

[sighs]

Who's going to help that poor man?

What brave soul will answer this call?

Me. It'll be me. I will.

[grunting]

Whoa, my thing.

Who was that?

And that's the difference between male

and female plug-ins.

I have so many questions.

We all do. Hold on just a minute, Remy.

We need to figure out where were going-- what the?

Ooh, Vacuumbas! The robot vacuum!

Hey, Mr. Green, if you buy one of these,

you won't need to fix your vacuum.

- My family has like 12 of them. - [stammers]

Wha-- wha-- wha-- where in the heck are we?

- Mr. Green! - Huh?

I think this one likes you!

Remy, put that mechanical disgrace away.

The vacuum belt's gotta be... this way.

[panting]

Whee!

No hands!

Going up, going down.

- What's this do? - [horn beeps]

Oh, excuse me.

Tag, you're it. [laughs]

Whoo! Yee-ha! This is the best!

Todd, you got work in aisle 20.

If you're goofing around,

I'll get someone else to drive the forklift.

Sure thing, boss.

[Tilly] The shoppers with their tiny arms

reach up to the sky in need.

This store needs a hero.

Huh?

A hero that will climb the shelves of injustice.

The world looks up and shouts, "Can someone reach that?!"

And I answer, "Yes."

That's why I am here.

That's why I have become...

Tilly Top Shelf!

[thunder crashes]

Doesn't matter that we got turned around a bit, Remy.

DIY guys learn from their mistakes.

I know we're getting close to the vacuum belts.

I can feel it.

Yeah. Me too.

Should be just around this corner.

Ah-ha! What?

Hey, it's the Vacuumbas again.

But we were just-- I don't understand it!

Nothing in this store makes sense!

First time in a hardware store? What can I help you find?

[laughs] First time in a hardware store.

Who does she think she is? [clears throat]

Remy, do we need help finding anything?

Oh, yes, we're looking for a vacuum belt.

Oh, sure thing. That's in aisle--

Don't listen to her!

I said it's in aisle--

DIY! DIY!

Oh, right. [screams]

That's it, block out the help, Remy! Block it out!

Weirdos.

It's gotta be this way! Come on!

Uh, uh... Mr. Green?

Don't worry, son, I know where I'm going.

[panting] Wha--

Oh, hello.

Are you looking for 3-inch screws, too?

No, no, we're not.

That's too bad. We've been looking for a while.

[giggles] We don't need any help finding them.

Right, Rick? Rick?

- [both scream] - Bye, now!

Mr. Green, can't we ask for help now?

No! DIY asks means never asking for help!

[pants]

Hmm?

[gasps] Oh, my gosh, there it is.

Ugh, just a second now.

[screams]

Hold on, that's not what I meant to do.

I can fix this! [screams]

Ooh, sorry about that. Oh, my gosh!

What have you done?!

[all exclaiming]

Oh, mercy, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry!

My legs! I can't move my legs!

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Do you feel this, Remy?

Do you feel the self-reliance?!

Wow, you were right.

You don't need anyone's help ever!

- [crashing] - Huh?

Watch out, Mr. Green!

What's was that, Remy? Huh? What?

Sweet porcelain mother. [yelps]

Mr. Green! Don't worry! I'll be right there!

Actually, I'll be right here!

No worries, Remy, there's no situation

too tough for a DIY g-- [yelps]

I'll call for help! Help! Help! Help!

It's no use. My little voice, it won't carry.

I can't do it. But Mr. Green can.

Mr. Green, you have to call for help!

It's the only way!

Call for help, Mr. Green!

No, never!

Mr. Green, please!

A DIY guy doesn't need help!

That's ridiculous! Everybody needs help sometimes!

It might be giants shelf full of falling toilets

or you need some assistance

getting into your onesie at night,

but when life's too overwhelming,

it's nice to know you don't have to tackle it alone!

[grunts] Yelp.

That's it, Mr. Green. Louder.

Yelp?

More pathetic!

Help.

Shriller! Like a wounded animal!

Help!! Help!!

I... m needed.

- [thunder crashes] - Help!

[sighs] My joy ride turned into a sad ride.

I caused so much destruction with this small machine.

If only there was some way to make up for it all.

[Mr. Green] Help!!

Oh, my gosh, was that dad? I'm coming for you, dad!

Help!!

[screams]

[grunts]

Tilly! Huh?

[bellows]

Huh? I'm alive! I'm alive!

[laughs] Tilly, Tilly, oh, my sweet daughter, come here.

Remy, you saved me.

We did it together, Mr. Green!

You wonderful children, look at you.

Now where's my son?!

I'm right here, dad! Come here, big guy!

[shelves crashing]

Huh, can't believe we went through so much trouble

- for such a little part. - Ooh, ooh!

- Can I fix it, Mr. Green? - Sure thing!

You know, Remy, you showed me that sometimes

it's okay to ask for help.

Now I've got a new policy on self-reliance.

Always DIY unless you're about to DI-die.

- I'm all done. - [vacuum whirs]

Well, looks good to me.

Mr. Green, I think I feel it. The power of self-reliance.

We can do anything!

[sputtering]

Remy, can you call the repair man?

One step ahead of you.

reens

♪ Lost a bet and got bit by 100 flies ♪

♪ I fell out a big old tree ♪

♪ Hit every branch and scraped up both my knees ♪

♪ I got chased by dogs ♪

♪ Bit by a frog ♪

♪ Got a rash on my leg ♪

♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪

♪ I got splinters since 7 to 10:00 ♪

♪ And tomorrow, I'll do it all again ♪