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Valerie is 15 years old and has no history of serious illness.

Valerie has been assigned with us for almost two years now.

Following us was her last known relative.

Valerie is a very studious, proper young girl and would make a fine addition to any family.

We here at SOP feel she's one of the best prospects we have ever handled.

I must say, quite honestly, there exists a certain sadness and genuine sorrow for me personally to see her leave us.

But we at SOP know that the best place for Valerie is a happy, conventional, normal American home and a loving family like yours.

Mrs. Fettuccine, we're not going to let a little red tape get in the way of a happy family.

You can sign for him.

Oh, wonderful.

After all, we are only here to help.

Now, if you just sign right there, you can pick up Valerie in the morning.

Oh, thank you.

Bye.

and sit down please.

The Fettuccines are a very nice couple

and they are quite well off financially

and you should feel very fortunate

that they've decided to take you in.

Now I don't want to hear about you

causing them any trouble whatsoever.

Do you understand?

Yes ma'am.

This is the girl I've been telling you about.

Hello.

Hi, Maggie.

This is Mr. Fettuccine, your new father.

Hello, Valerie.

Hi, pleased to meet you.

Listen, Maggie, why don't you take Valerie upstairs and show her her room, OK, dear?

Sure.

Come on, Valerie.

OK.

Thank you.

I'm 15 and I'll be 16 next month.

How old are you?

Well, I've got two months before I can split this whole foster scene.

I'll be 18 in October.

What are you going to do when you turn 18?

Everything. I'm just going to hit the road and live.

How many is this for you, Valerie?

How many what?

Homes, you know, how many have you gone to?

Oh, this is my third.

Well, look, I'm going out with Joe. He's my boyfriend.

Maybe we can, you know, have him bring one of his friends along and you can go out with us and we'll have a double date.

Do you think Mrs. Fettuccine would mind?

No, not for him. By midnight, you know. Why don't you think about it, okay?

Okay.

Where have you been?

She is really something.

You think she'll be an easy lay?

No, not for you.

What do you mean by that?

Come on, see my pussy.

Okay. At the movies and be home at 12.

Right. Bye-bye.

Bye.

Good God.

You have a good day.

I'm Mike Valley, hi.

What grade are you going to be in?

Um...

Grade?

I'm going to be a senior.

Yeah.

Want a cigarette?

Uh, no, no thanks. I don't smoke.

You want some more wine?

No, thanks. I have friends.

Yeah.

It's been pretty.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

Come on.

Come on, let's do it.

Well...

Okay.

Good.

What's wrong?

Oh, fuck.

Did I do something wrong?

No.

Oh yeah, but look, he's not the one you want to have the first time.

Why not?

Well, look, do you want to know how I did the first time?

Yeah, for sure.

This way, you don't have to let any man have the satisfaction that he was the first one.

Wanna try it?

Can I feel it?

Sure, squeeze it.

Yeah, yeah, I'll tell you.

Rub it all around like that.

And then you put it in.

I don't know.

Come on, I won't hurt you.

Come on, I won't put it in your mouth.

Playback.

Quick, hide it, hide it!

Girl!

Bye!

Calm down, girls.

It's a surprise! I haven't seen it before.

Really?

Yeah.

I'm so excited!

It's Pinky the Clown!

I can't believe it!

Oh my gosh!

Pinky the Clown!

Yeah!

I am so excited!

Oh, nasty, nasty, brutal.

Pinky the Clown!

Yeah!

Oh, it's fun.

Yeah, let's go sing Pinky the Clown!

Yes, let's go sing it!

Woo!

Yeah!

What is it?

Special surprise!

Oh, what is it?

Mep, mep.

Mep, mep.

Okay.

Special surprise for the little party girl.

Woo!

Woo!

I'm jealous.

Give me a piece of cake.

I want one, too!

You want one, too?

All right.

Ready for you.

Ready for you.

Oh, what is it?

Oh, what is it?

No present for you, little girl.

Fuck you, clown!

Nice friends.

Come on.

Hi.

All right, all right.

Oh, look, now we're gonna,

now we're gonna,

now we're gonna play a game.

What I'm gonna do, I'm gonna go hide in the bushes.

And the first one of you girls

to find me gets a big surprise.

Okay?

All right.

Now Pinky's gonna go.

You close your eyes.

Come on, hands over your eyes.

You, four eyes, hands over your eyes.

That's it.

One, two, three,

four,

five,

six,

seven,

eight, nine,

ten!

Go!

Hey, little Valerie.

Yeah, over here, over here.

Look, go around the side door.

Okay?

Around there, but don't tell anybody.

Okay.

Hi, little family.

Now, open your mouth and close your eyes.

And Pinky's got a big surprise.

Garden.

That's it, little girl.

Just suck on it nice, Valerie.

Oh, wonderful.

Don't worry about it, Mr. Pinky.

Don't worry about a thing, cookie.

Just keep on sucking.

Now, let's get down on the floor and do this.

Pinky wants to take off her panties.

Don't worry.

Oh, okay.

Uh-oh.

She's 15 years old and has no history of any serious illness.

Valerie is a very studious, proper young girl.

We here at SLP feel she's one of the best prospects we've ever handled.

And I must say quite honestly that there exists a certain sadness and genuine sorrow for me personally to see her leave us.

But we at SLP know that the best place for Valerie is a normal, happy, conventional American home with a loving family like yours.

Well, from the sound of her, she should work just fine.

My husband is 76 years old and actually he's becoming quite a burden on me.

Well, as we say, a Valerie would fill the bill.

Very good.

I have taken the liberty of filling out all the forms this morning.

So if you would just sign your name on the bottom line, she'll be yours this very afternoon.

This is Valerie. She's going to be staying with us.

How did you do, sir?

Not very well. Nobody took me for my walk today.

And if I don't go, I get constipated if I don't have my walk every day.

Well, I'm sure Valerie will be able to take you on lots of walks once you get home from school.

Well, I hope so. It's either that or someone give me an enema.

Come on, Valerie. I'll show you your room.

You're a cute one. We're going to have a lot of good times together.

I think my wife, Delores, is just mad at me for my money.

But I told her I don't have any.

I spent it all.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

Is she going to be mad when she finds out?

Let's go back.

I'm going to go back a little early.

Oh, you got to go?

Yeah, yeah.

Okay.

Poor old Rodney.

He's just about had it.

Well, you waited long enough already.

I don't know how you've managed.

Four years is a long time.

But it'll be worth it.

And at least now you have that little Valerie to help you take care of him.

Yes.

You should get someone, too.

Mr. O, who is that woman in the living room with Mrs. O'Finger?

Her name is Maureen.

Married to an old friend of mine.

His name is Codfetcher.

He's an old goat, too.

They're probably out there planning how they're going to spend our money after we kick off.

He's fooled her, too.

He ain't got any.

Well, good night, Mr. O'Finger.

Do you think little Valerie will wake up?

No, she's sleeping. Don't worry about her.

I didn't wear any panties.

Beautiful.

Come over here.

Put on your little black panties.

I'm so tired to think about this.

Aren't you angry?

Oh no, Jesus.

Valerie, would you pick up my plant there, please?

Oh, sure.

Here you go.

Thank you.

Mr. Olsen, what is that anyway? What is it for?

It's a California anus plant.

People don't know that many parts of the anus plant are inedible.

Oh, you mean it helps you go?

No, no. It's good for the complexion, though.

There's something I'd like to ask you.

Let's go back to the house.

Oh, sure. Okay.

Would you really like to make Mr. Old Thing very happy?

Oh yes, Mr. Old Thing.

Many years since these eyes have been on a pretty teenager's body, and I'd certainly like to see one.

Would you like to see mine?

Would you?

Oh yes.

This old thing that I've got, it isn't much use lately, but it still has memories of its own.

All right, take your dress off.

Take it down.

Faster.

Oh, that's...

Oh, what pretty kitties.

Squeeze your kitties, would you?

Squeeze them.

Now, now, take, take a rest, Jeff.

Take your dress off.

Drop your dress.

Faster, faster.

I can't wait.

Oh, God.

Look at that.

Take your panties down.

Your panties down.

Put your finger in there.

Little finger.

Squeeze it.

Open it.

All right.

Yeah.

All right.

Yeah.

Control finger.

Uh oh.

Is that all?

Well...

We should try and get Valerie back because it was that wretched thing and it belonged to Maggie.

And she made Valerie do it.

I knew it. That Valerie is a good girl. I've only said so.

This is Mrs. Fettuccine. Remember me?

Yes, Valerie Lyttle.

Well, my husband and I have thought of getting Valerie back.

If that would be possible.

Yes, you're in luck because she's here at SLP right now.

She is?

Okay. That's great.

I think Mr. Bellacine will probably want to come home early.

Okay.

I promise I'll be a good girl this time.

You're supposed to meet Mr. Beijing here. Have you seen him?

Oh, he's... no.

Have you seen Valerie? She's supposed to be here.

No, no, no, boss.

Mr. Long, no. I haven't seen her.

I'm coming.

for you. Oh really? Where is it? It's up in your room. Let's go see it. Okay.

Oh, thank you.

You're awake. You're sweet.