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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,460 --> 00:00:07,668 ("The Day the World Went Away" by Nine Inch Nails playing) 2 00:00:59,806 --> 00:01:03,680 (vocalizing) 3 00:01:08,557 --> 00:01:10,426 (vocalizing continues) 4 00:01:28,831 --> 00:01:30,534 (Sydney sighs) 5 00:01:43,994 --> 00:01:45,932 -SYDNEY: Morning. -Good morning. 6 00:01:45,965 --> 00:01:48,336 You want me to make you some coffee? 7 00:01:48,369 --> 00:01:49,973 -Uh... -EMMANUEL: Stomach still? 8 00:01:50,006 --> 00:01:52,211 Ah, it's alright. I'll just grab something on the way. 9 00:01:52,244 --> 00:01:54,583 Thanks. Um, still coming tonight, right? 10 00:01:54,616 --> 00:01:56,854 Most definitely. 11 00:01:56,887 --> 00:01:58,522 -EMMANUEL: Are you excited? -Yeah! 12 00:01:59,959 --> 00:02:01,362 I don't believe you. 13 00:02:01,395 --> 00:02:04,167 I am. I am. It's just... I don't know. 14 00:02:04,902 --> 00:02:06,807 I am. It's gonna be really good. 15 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:11,449 I have no idea how you do what you do. 16 00:02:11,482 --> 00:02:13,687 But I am excited. 17 00:02:14,321 --> 00:02:17,294 Well, thanks, Dad. It means a lot. 18 00:02:17,327 --> 00:02:20,735 I know you can put a lot of pressure on yourself. 19 00:02:20,768 --> 00:02:23,373 Yeah, well, I live in a two-bedroom apartment with you. 20 00:02:23,406 --> 00:02:24,441 Don't own a car. 21 00:02:24,475 --> 00:02:26,512 And for dinner the other night, I had a left Twix, 22 00:02:26,546 --> 00:02:28,651 so I think pressure's our friend here. 23 00:02:28,684 --> 00:02:30,353 EMMANUEL: But that's okay is the point. 24 00:02:30,955 --> 00:02:32,925 Because I love you very much. 25 00:02:33,493 --> 00:02:35,263 And I'm very proud of you. 26 00:02:35,798 --> 00:02:38,269 And if you need to live here forever, 27 00:02:38,838 --> 00:02:40,674 I want you to live here forever. 28 00:02:42,377 --> 00:02:43,581 I never want you to feel like 29 00:02:43,614 --> 00:02:46,853 you have to make everything the thing. 30 00:02:51,295 --> 00:02:54,335 Why can't we put everything that we have into everything that we can? 31 00:02:54,368 --> 00:02:55,905 EMMANUEL: Baby, if that's true, 32 00:02:55,938 --> 00:02:58,944 then why put so much pressure on this one? 33 00:03:03,352 --> 00:03:05,558 Because I... 34 00:03:05,591 --> 00:03:07,628 I don't know if I could do another one. 35 00:03:12,772 --> 00:03:13,907 (sighs) 36 00:03:14,843 --> 00:03:17,949 Anyway, listen, I'll see you later tonight. 37 00:03:17,982 --> 00:03:19,553 It's-it's gonna be really good. 38 00:03:19,586 --> 00:03:21,421 -EMMANUEL: I'll see you tonight. -Yeah. Alright. 39 00:03:24,796 --> 00:03:25,931 Love you, Chef. 40 00:03:27,434 --> 00:03:29,772 ("Strange Currencies" by R.E.M. playing) 41 00:03:47,775 --> 00:03:49,579 The motherfucking glasses came off! 42 00:03:50,047 --> 00:03:51,917 Carm, this is a good thing. 43 00:03:51,950 --> 00:03:53,854 ♪ ♪ 44 00:03:53,887 --> 00:03:55,524 -(screams) -(brays) 45 00:03:55,558 --> 00:03:58,631 ♪ ♪ 46 00:03:58,664 --> 00:04:00,000 DONNA: Are you motherfuckers... 47 00:04:00,033 --> 00:04:01,369 okay? 48 00:04:01,402 --> 00:04:03,439 ♪ ♪ 49 00:04:04,809 --> 00:04:05,978 -Hi. Hello. -(Carmy sighs) 50 00:04:08,082 --> 00:04:10,555 You were the most excellent CDC 51 00:04:10,588 --> 00:04:12,792 at the most excellent restaurant 52 00:04:12,825 --> 00:04:14,795 in the entire United States of America. 53 00:04:17,167 --> 00:04:18,837 What are you doing here, I guess. 54 00:04:18,870 --> 00:04:23,813 ♪ You will be mine all the time ♪ 55 00:04:26,987 --> 00:04:31,797 ♪ Now fool might be my middle name ♪ 56 00:04:31,830 --> 00:04:34,401 (clock ticking) 57 00:04:35,203 --> 00:04:39,511 ♪ But I'd be foolish not to say ♪ 58 00:04:46,626 --> 00:04:47,929 SUGAR: Morning. 59 00:04:47,962 --> 00:04:48,897 Morning. 60 00:04:51,035 --> 00:04:52,572 You okay? 61 00:04:52,605 --> 00:04:55,544 Mm-hmm. Fine. 62 00:04:55,577 --> 00:04:59,018 (sighs) Got some super-fun stuff I wanna talk to you about. 63 00:04:59,051 --> 00:05:00,988 Okay, great. I got a couple of those, too. 64 00:05:01,021 --> 00:05:02,124 Wanna go first? 65 00:05:02,157 --> 00:05:03,560 CARMY: Yeah, I'd love to. Um... 66 00:05:04,862 --> 00:05:06,967 Tipping versus not tipping, 67 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,038 which should be a simple conversation 68 00:05:09,071 --> 00:05:09,840 and not unpleasant at all. 69 00:05:09,873 --> 00:05:12,678 And also, what the hell is that? 70 00:05:14,014 --> 00:05:16,185 -SUGAR: It's a painting. -CARMY: Yeah, I hate it. 71 00:05:16,218 --> 00:05:18,557 SUGAR: Okay, well, I texted you a picture of it 72 00:05:18,590 --> 00:05:20,060 and asked if it was okay to hang. 73 00:05:20,093 --> 00:05:22,064 What, so you just hung it up? What's wrong with your shoulder? 74 00:05:22,097 --> 00:05:24,034 I said don't answer if it's okay to hang. 75 00:05:24,067 --> 00:05:25,503 My shoulder's just... 76 00:05:25,537 --> 00:05:26,707 Ugh. I don't know. 77 00:05:26,740 --> 00:05:27,742 Okay, great. My turn. 78 00:05:27,775 --> 00:05:29,746 Uh, the sandwich window can't open 79 00:05:29,779 --> 00:05:31,649 because it isn't ServSafe certified. 80 00:05:32,050 --> 00:05:34,856 It's gotta be ServSafe certified in order to open. 81 00:05:34,889 --> 00:05:36,158 And I don't know. 82 00:05:36,191 --> 00:05:38,129 Ebra didn't renew his ServSafe certification. 83 00:05:38,162 --> 00:05:39,799 It was crossed off the list. 84 00:05:39,832 --> 00:05:41,168 Yeah, well, turns out crossing off 85 00:05:41,201 --> 00:05:42,939 isn't an exact science. 86 00:05:42,972 --> 00:05:44,709 Any idea how we could do that very quickly? 87 00:05:44,742 --> 00:05:46,613 Yeah, I do. 88 00:05:46,646 --> 00:05:47,781 -Jimmy? -Jimmy. 89 00:05:51,522 --> 00:05:53,861 Stevie and Michelle can't come tonight, which is a bummer. 90 00:05:53,894 --> 00:05:54,929 CARMY: Hmm. 91 00:05:56,766 --> 00:05:59,137 Also, I invited Mom. 92 00:06:08,557 --> 00:06:09,759 You invited Mom? 93 00:06:11,061 --> 00:06:12,130 Yeah. 94 00:06:14,736 --> 00:06:16,105 It's Friends and Family. 95 00:06:16,138 --> 00:06:20,513 Friends and Family is also not an exact science, Sug. 96 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:22,084 I don't want you to freak out if you see her. 97 00:06:22,117 --> 00:06:23,920 I don't want you to freak out if you don't. 98 00:06:25,958 --> 00:06:27,828 What exactly is a ServSafe certificate? 99 00:06:28,362 --> 00:06:30,233 -Don't deflect. -I'm not deflecting. 100 00:06:30,266 --> 00:06:33,006 I'm still thinking about that painting. 101 00:06:33,039 --> 00:06:35,176 SUGAR: ServSafe is food safety training. 102 00:06:35,209 --> 00:06:37,481 -CARMY: It's unlike me. -SUGAR: Safety training is unlike you? 103 00:06:37,514 --> 00:06:39,786 The painting is unlike me, Nat. 104 00:06:39,819 --> 00:06:40,854 Okay. 105 00:06:45,764 --> 00:06:46,933 I'm fine on Mom. 106 00:06:48,870 --> 00:06:50,506 You sure? 107 00:06:51,910 --> 00:06:53,012 I'm fine on Mom. 108 00:06:53,780 --> 00:06:54,682 SUGAR: Okay. 109 00:06:56,586 --> 00:06:57,822 I'll get rid of the painting. 110 00:06:57,855 --> 00:06:58,790 Thank you. 111 00:07:00,828 --> 00:07:02,163 (Carmy sighs) 112 00:07:04,635 --> 00:07:06,071 (train rumbling) 113 00:07:37,133 --> 00:07:39,773 -Hey. -Hey. Uh, so we don't have full waitstaff right now. 114 00:07:39,806 --> 00:07:40,941 We just have runners. 115 00:07:40,974 --> 00:07:42,277 Yeah, maybe we just do the nine course. 116 00:07:42,310 --> 00:07:43,847 Yeah, yeah. No, that's good for a run-through. 117 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:45,283 -Cool. Hmm. -Um... 118 00:07:45,316 --> 00:07:48,857 -Maybe... -86 the crudo? 119 00:07:48,890 --> 00:07:51,663 -CARMY: Crudo and, uh... -One of the pastas. 120 00:07:51,696 --> 00:07:53,166 -Yes. The, uh, cavatelli. -The cava-- 121 00:07:53,199 --> 00:07:54,635 -CARMY: Yeah. Perfect. -SYDNEY: Alright. 122 00:07:55,203 --> 00:07:56,773 Oh, did you get a hold of Tony yet? 123 00:07:56,806 --> 00:07:59,110 No, not yet. Um, you have a... 124 00:07:59,879 --> 00:08:01,883 -SYDNEY: Oh. Yeah. -CARMY: And... Yeah. 125 00:08:01,916 --> 00:08:03,754 Actually, I've got something for you. 126 00:08:03,787 --> 00:08:04,989 -Okay. -Uh, for later. 127 00:08:05,022 --> 00:08:07,127 -Um, new uniforms in? -Yeah. 128 00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:08,764 Do you wanna just do blues until service? 129 00:08:08,797 --> 00:08:09,666 Yes, Chef. 130 00:08:09,699 --> 00:08:10,634 -Yeah. -Cool. 131 00:08:10,667 --> 00:08:12,939 Um, hey, who is Tony again? 132 00:08:12,972 --> 00:08:14,140 The fridge guy. 133 00:08:14,909 --> 00:08:16,312 Fuck me. 134 00:08:16,345 --> 00:08:18,717 -Fuck me. God fucking dammit. -It's okay. 135 00:08:18,750 --> 00:08:20,253 No, I'm sorry. I just, I just missed him. 136 00:08:20,286 --> 00:08:21,255 -Yeah, dude. Yeah. -CARMY: I'm sorry. 137 00:08:21,288 --> 00:08:22,257 I know you just missed him. 138 00:08:22,290 --> 00:08:23,627 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Fuck. 139 00:08:23,660 --> 00:08:24,963 SYDNEY: I just feel like at this point, 140 00:08:24,996 --> 00:08:26,265 I'm putting so much into this. 141 00:08:26,298 --> 00:08:27,735 -I know. -And I don't know, man, 142 00:08:27,768 --> 00:08:29,138 -it's the same thing... -CARMY: I know. 143 00:08:29,171 --> 00:08:30,974 -...that you've been saying. -I know. I know! 144 00:08:32,343 --> 00:08:33,780 I'm not trying to... 145 00:08:33,813 --> 00:08:35,784 I just need your focus like you need mine. 146 00:08:35,817 --> 00:08:37,387 I-I don't wanna share it. I'm sorry. 147 00:08:37,420 --> 00:08:38,724 I understand. Yeah... Yes? 148 00:08:38,757 --> 00:08:40,761 -Yes. Hi. -Carm, I forgot to ask 149 00:08:40,794 --> 00:08:42,932 because I'm slowly withering away. 150 00:08:42,965 --> 00:08:44,101 Did you hear from Tom? 151 00:08:44,134 --> 00:08:46,005 Who-who is Tom? Who's Tom? 152 00:08:46,038 --> 00:08:47,007 -Tom's the fridge guy. -Tony's the fridge guy. 153 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:48,075 No, no, Tony's the fridge guy. 154 00:08:48,108 --> 00:08:49,344 -I'll do it. -SUGAR: Tom or Tony? 155 00:08:49,377 --> 00:08:50,781 -No, I... I'll do it. -Can you just call him? 156 00:08:50,814 --> 00:08:52,017 -Okay. -No. Hey, I'll do it. 157 00:08:52,050 --> 00:08:53,620 -I'll do it. I'll do it. -SYDNEY: Mm-hmm. 158 00:08:53,653 --> 00:08:55,023 Do you have a phone these days? 159 00:08:55,056 --> 00:08:56,025 Yes, Nat, I have a phone. 160 00:08:56,058 --> 00:08:57,160 Okay. 161 00:08:57,193 --> 00:08:58,764 -Thank you. -SUGAR: Mm-hmm. 162 00:08:58,797 --> 00:09:01,736 Well, how are you, um, feeling about menu? 163 00:09:01,769 --> 00:09:03,239 Good, good. Menu looks good. 164 00:09:03,272 --> 00:09:04,809 Looks like a menu. And... 165 00:09:05,243 --> 00:09:07,781 -Just gotta do it, like, a thousand times now. -Hmm. 166 00:09:08,249 --> 00:09:10,688 -You good? -I mean, ask me later. 167 00:09:10,721 --> 00:09:11,989 You? 168 00:09:12,925 --> 00:09:13,893 (sighs) 169 00:09:15,329 --> 00:09:17,300 What's your relationship with your mom like? 170 00:09:17,333 --> 00:09:19,238 Okay. Where did that come from? 171 00:09:19,271 --> 00:09:23,179 Um, uh, Nat, Nat invited our mom to, uh, 172 00:09:23,212 --> 00:09:24,749 to dinner, so... 173 00:09:24,782 --> 00:09:26,352 It's not-not-not good? 174 00:09:26,385 --> 00:09:28,924 It's not good. I mean, it's, um, it's fine. 175 00:09:28,957 --> 00:09:30,193 It's fine for me 'cause I know 176 00:09:30,226 --> 00:09:32,397 that it's like a fuckin' disaster. 177 00:09:32,430 --> 00:09:35,103 I know what to expect, but for Nat, it's... 178 00:09:35,136 --> 00:09:36,405 It's really not good. 179 00:09:36,438 --> 00:09:38,677 She-she expects, like, some kinda fuckin' miracle 180 00:09:38,710 --> 00:09:39,712 or something. 181 00:09:39,745 --> 00:09:42,150 Well, to answer your question, 182 00:09:42,183 --> 00:09:45,356 I-I don't really have a great relationship with my... 183 00:09:45,389 --> 00:09:48,730 Um... She's dead. She died. 184 00:09:48,763 --> 00:09:51,035 I could have probably said that a bit smoother. 185 00:09:51,068 --> 00:09:53,105 Yeah, she died when I was, like, four. Lupus. 186 00:09:57,046 --> 00:09:58,717 I feel... I'm sorry. I feel like I should have known that or something. 187 00:09:58,750 --> 00:10:00,019 No. Don't, don't, don't, don't. 188 00:10:00,052 --> 00:10:01,255 Don't do the... that thing. 189 00:10:01,288 --> 00:10:02,290 -The, like... -What? 190 00:10:02,323 --> 00:10:04,294 "I'm sorry for your loss" thing. 191 00:10:04,327 --> 00:10:06,065 It's okay, it happened a while ago, 192 00:10:06,098 --> 00:10:07,768 and, you know, I don't know. 193 00:10:07,801 --> 00:10:09,104 -Alright, well-- -I was young. 194 00:10:09,137 --> 00:10:10,272 -Whatever. -I'm sorry. 195 00:10:11,475 --> 00:10:13,246 -Thank you. -Yeah. (clears throat) 196 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:15,149 Yeah, so we don't really have the best relationship 197 00:10:15,182 --> 00:10:18,155 just 'cause of the whole, like, dead thing. 198 00:10:18,188 --> 00:10:19,424 That'll do it. 199 00:10:19,457 --> 00:10:21,929 -That'll really do it. Yeah. -CARMY: Yeah. 200 00:10:35,991 --> 00:10:38,028 -(Richie chuckles) -What's up? 201 00:10:38,529 --> 00:10:39,933 Why don't you go lay down? 202 00:10:39,966 --> 00:10:41,302 Hmm, if I lay down, 203 00:10:41,335 --> 00:10:43,039 I will never stand up again. 204 00:10:43,072 --> 00:10:45,176 Show me the month. 205 00:10:45,209 --> 00:10:46,746 Okay, um... 206 00:10:46,779 --> 00:10:47,915 Here, sit down. 207 00:10:49,217 --> 00:10:50,319 Thank you. 208 00:10:53,459 --> 00:10:55,764 -Huh. -Huh? 209 00:10:55,797 --> 00:10:57,535 -Uh-huh. -Uh-huh what? 210 00:10:57,568 --> 00:11:00,473 We're good for a couple weeks and then... 211 00:11:00,506 --> 00:11:02,010 It's not bad. 212 00:11:02,043 --> 00:11:04,281 -No, it's-it's not bad. -It's not. 213 00:11:04,314 --> 00:11:05,818 But it's barely good. 214 00:11:05,851 --> 00:11:06,953 And we need great. 215 00:11:07,454 --> 00:11:08,991 Well, food costs, labor aren't cheap. 216 00:11:09,024 --> 00:11:10,293 All these cooks aren't cheap. 217 00:11:10,326 --> 00:11:11,428 You know what else isn't cheap? 218 00:11:11,461 --> 00:11:12,865 Cantaloupe and caviar. 219 00:11:12,898 --> 00:11:13,933 Correct. 220 00:11:14,501 --> 00:11:16,906 -Dope, though. -It's definitely dope. 221 00:11:16,939 --> 00:11:18,776 So dope the menu has to go up five. 222 00:11:20,312 --> 00:11:23,319 Yeah. Five, seven. Agreed. 223 00:11:23,352 --> 00:11:25,356 -Yeah, you're thinking that? -RICHIE: I think so. 224 00:11:25,389 --> 00:11:28,095 I'm not actually entirely sure what we're talking about. 225 00:11:28,128 --> 00:11:30,934 Yeah, we gotta raise the prices by five percent. 226 00:11:30,967 --> 00:11:33,339 Uh... word. 227 00:11:33,372 --> 00:11:35,376 (sighs) I won't panic yet. 228 00:11:35,409 --> 00:11:36,512 I'm not gonna panic. 229 00:11:36,546 --> 00:11:39,318 -Yeah, likewise, Chef. -Yeah. 230 00:11:39,351 --> 00:11:40,854 How full are we next week? 231 00:11:40,887 --> 00:11:42,223 Next week? We're full. 232 00:11:42,256 --> 00:11:43,292 SUGAR: Yeah? And then? 233 00:11:43,325 --> 00:11:45,196 And then, you know, not as full. 234 00:11:45,229 --> 00:11:47,033 Okay, we die down, we die. 235 00:11:47,066 --> 00:11:49,337 -Mm-hmm. -Is there a waitlist? 236 00:11:51,843 --> 00:11:53,278 How many holds every night? 237 00:11:55,383 --> 00:11:57,453 -None. -Okay. 238 00:11:58,590 --> 00:12:00,026 I'm panicking. 239 00:12:00,059 --> 00:12:01,294 No. Come on. 240 00:12:02,330 --> 00:12:04,367 Fuck that. We got this. 241 00:12:05,403 --> 00:12:07,006 -Yeah? -RICHIE: Mm-hmm 242 00:12:08,342 --> 00:12:09,545 We got this. 243 00:12:09,779 --> 00:12:13,018 ("New Noise" by Refused playing) 244 00:12:15,924 --> 00:12:17,962 Alright, Chef, I need you to salt that like a sidewalk. 245 00:12:17,995 --> 00:12:19,164 Like my childhood home. 246 00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:20,233 The fuck did you grow up, Arizona? 247 00:12:20,266 --> 00:12:21,603 -CONNOR: Chef. -CARMY: Look. Okay? 248 00:12:21,636 --> 00:12:23,339 -Pans, please. -CONNOR: Yes, Chef. 249 00:12:23,372 --> 00:12:25,510 CARMY: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Why is this on the left side? 250 00:12:25,544 --> 00:12:28,249 It should be on the right side 'cause we're all right-handed. 251 00:12:28,282 --> 00:12:29,518 -CONNOR: Whoa! Shit! -SYDNEY: Jesus Christ! 252 00:12:29,552 --> 00:12:30,854 -JOSH: Butterfinger boy! -(yells) 253 00:12:30,887 --> 00:12:32,090 CARMY: Okay, that's my fault. 254 00:12:32,123 --> 00:12:33,459 Who the fuck put it on the left side? 255 00:12:33,492 --> 00:12:35,063 The contractor, who's left-handed, who called you 256 00:12:35,096 --> 00:12:36,933 about fifty-eleven times asking what side to put it on. 257 00:12:36,966 --> 00:12:38,837 -Carmen, do you even have a phone? -Yes, I have a phone, T. 258 00:12:38,870 --> 00:12:40,874 Why didn't you tell him to put it on the right side? 259 00:12:40,907 --> 00:12:43,179 Because you're the one who asked for final approvals 260 00:12:43,212 --> 00:12:45,016 over all equipments, Chef. 261 00:12:45,049 --> 00:12:46,853 -That was you. -TINA: Focus. Please. 262 00:12:46,886 --> 00:12:48,222 Bro, that's wild fast. 263 00:12:48,255 --> 00:12:49,592 TINA: That's obscenely fast. 264 00:12:49,625 --> 00:12:51,028 MARCUS: You all are like making me nervous. 265 00:12:51,061 --> 00:12:52,598 Carmen, I'm ready when you're ready. 266 00:12:52,631 --> 00:12:54,301 CARMY: Yeah, I'll be right there, Chef. 267 00:12:54,334 --> 00:12:57,474 Alright. Two hours to open, Chefs. 268 00:12:57,507 --> 00:12:59,177 -Menu run in 45. -ALL: Chef. 269 00:12:59,210 --> 00:13:01,148 CARMY: Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Chef, Chef. Behind. 270 00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:02,618 -Did you taste this? -DANIELA: Um, not yet. 271 00:13:02,651 --> 00:13:04,054 Needs way more acid. 272 00:13:04,087 --> 00:13:05,591 Reduce that for, like, ten minutes maybe? 273 00:13:05,624 --> 00:13:07,093 The consistency is not there. 274 00:13:07,126 --> 00:13:08,663 Yes, Chef. Behind, behind, behind. 275 00:13:08,696 --> 00:13:11,468 CARMY: We need the handles at 45-degree angles. 276 00:13:11,501 --> 00:13:14,976 Okay? We can grab 'em faster. Every second counts. Chefs! 277 00:13:15,009 --> 00:13:15,844 ALL: Yes, Chef. 278 00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:17,414 -SYDNEY: Behind, behind, behind. -Chef. 279 00:13:17,447 --> 00:13:19,017 -Check. -Looks gorgeous, Chef. 280 00:13:19,050 --> 00:13:20,386 -SYDNEY: Checked. Thank you. -CARMY: Marcus, you ready? 281 00:13:20,419 --> 00:13:22,023 -Let's do it, Chef. -CARMY: Behind. 282 00:13:22,056 --> 00:13:23,091 Corner. 283 00:13:23,593 --> 00:13:24,962 -Syd? -SYDNEY: Yep. Coming. 284 00:13:24,995 --> 00:13:25,897 Behind you. 285 00:13:26,465 --> 00:13:29,003 Alright, so we got number one... 286 00:13:30,607 --> 00:13:31,876 Mom's Honeybun. 287 00:13:32,678 --> 00:13:35,183 -That's nice, Chef. -Thank you, Chef. 288 00:13:35,216 --> 00:13:37,420 Number two. You guys seen this one already. 289 00:13:37,453 --> 00:13:39,524 But... Copenhagen Sundae. 290 00:13:39,926 --> 00:13:42,363 -Well, this is like a classic. -Right? 291 00:13:42,765 --> 00:13:46,004 Number three is Sydney's Donut... 292 00:13:46,438 --> 00:13:48,075 in parentheses After Carm Destroyed it 293 00:13:48,108 --> 00:13:49,110 Like a Little Bitch. 294 00:13:49,143 --> 00:13:50,312 I don't really know where the name came from. 295 00:13:50,346 --> 00:13:52,585 Definitely not from some asshole who's gonna feel like shit 296 00:13:52,618 --> 00:13:53,587 about it for the rest of his life. 297 00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:54,421 MARCUS: Yeah, definitely not. 298 00:13:54,454 --> 00:13:56,024 But I am glad he feels like shit. 299 00:13:56,057 --> 00:13:58,028 -I-I vote we workshop the name. -Good. 300 00:13:58,061 --> 00:13:59,297 -Yeah. -Oh, we can talk about it. 301 00:13:59,330 --> 00:14:01,001 EBRA: Marcus, package from Denmark. 302 00:14:01,034 --> 00:14:02,571 Thank you, Chef. 303 00:14:02,604 --> 00:14:04,307 And then number four, 304 00:14:04,340 --> 00:14:07,413 bonus edition, special savory dish. 305 00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:09,952 -CARMY: Wow. -MARCUS: Wait one second. 306 00:14:09,985 --> 00:14:10,987 (Carmy whistles) 307 00:14:11,421 --> 00:14:13,960 This one is a little bit of all of us. 308 00:14:14,461 --> 00:14:16,198 Everything that we all 309 00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:18,068 kinda know about each other and... 310 00:14:19,137 --> 00:14:21,942 And I wouldn't know any of you if I didn't work at The Beef. 311 00:14:23,980 --> 00:14:25,048 What's this one called? 312 00:14:26,351 --> 00:14:27,554 The Michael. 313 00:14:36,572 --> 00:14:38,008 You can throw down, huh? 314 00:14:38,041 --> 00:14:39,745 TINA: Jeff? Jimmy's out front. 315 00:14:39,778 --> 00:14:41,148 Yeah, T. Thank you. 316 00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:43,318 -TINA: Housekeeping. -ALL: Chef! 317 00:14:47,661 --> 00:14:49,164 So what I gotta do? 318 00:14:49,197 --> 00:14:51,401 You'll be fine. It's a eight-hour online test. 319 00:14:51,434 --> 00:14:53,305 Just, you know, have him take it tonight. 320 00:14:53,338 --> 00:14:54,976 Health inspectors aren't coming today. 321 00:14:55,009 --> 00:14:57,079 -You sure about that? -Nope. 322 00:14:57,781 --> 00:14:59,283 And then there's this. 323 00:15:01,756 --> 00:15:03,325 I wanna know what this is? 324 00:15:03,358 --> 00:15:04,695 Yeah, you most certainly wanna know what that is. 325 00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:08,603 That, my friend, is a State of Illinois 326 00:15:08,636 --> 00:15:10,473 Business Certificate 327 00:15:10,506 --> 00:15:13,345 which certifies that The Bear is allowed to do business 328 00:15:13,378 --> 00:15:17,019 in, and only in, the great state of Illinois. 329 00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:22,363 Congratulations, partner. 330 00:15:24,167 --> 00:15:25,135 Thank you. 331 00:15:27,139 --> 00:15:28,208 It's, um... 332 00:15:29,344 --> 00:15:30,512 It feels heavy. 333 00:15:31,481 --> 00:15:33,252 Heavy moment, right? 334 00:15:33,285 --> 00:15:35,189 I mean, odds are against you, kid. 335 00:15:35,222 --> 00:15:36,524 -Is that right? -Yeah, that's right. 336 00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:42,704 May I share with you a story of complete and utter failure? 337 00:15:44,608 --> 00:15:46,679 -Yes. I've been waiting. -CICERO: Wonderful. 338 00:15:46,712 --> 00:15:50,219 Do you remember Alex Gonzalez? Shortstop for the Cubs? 339 00:15:50,688 --> 00:15:53,325 Um... no. No, I don't think so. 340 00:15:53,358 --> 00:15:54,662 Right. And it's a shame you don't think so, 341 00:15:54,695 --> 00:15:56,531 but I'm gonna explain why you don't think so. 342 00:15:56,565 --> 00:15:58,536 He was a good player. Solid player. 343 00:15:58,569 --> 00:16:01,441 Moved around a lot. Cubs had him, like, two years. 344 00:16:01,474 --> 00:16:03,412 One of those years, they're playing the Marlins. 345 00:16:03,445 --> 00:16:04,649 -Huh. -CICERO: Right? 346 00:16:04,682 --> 00:16:05,717 Cubbies up three-one. 347 00:16:05,750 --> 00:16:07,219 Top of the eighth. Game six. 348 00:16:07,486 --> 00:16:09,825 National League Championship fuckin' Series. 349 00:16:09,858 --> 00:16:10,727 -CARMY: Hmm. -Okay? 350 00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:12,765 They win, they go to the World Series, 351 00:16:12,798 --> 00:16:14,802 which at this point they hadn't been in, like, 352 00:16:14,835 --> 00:16:17,140 I don't know, 45 years, okay? 353 00:16:17,173 --> 00:16:18,743 Runner on first, runner on second. 354 00:16:18,776 --> 00:16:20,513 There's one out. 355 00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:25,122 Miguel Cabrera hits a choppy, shitty little thing to Gonzalez. 356 00:16:25,155 --> 00:16:27,427 Right? And I mean an easy grab, 357 00:16:27,460 --> 00:16:28,596 no-fuckin'-brainer kinda thing. 358 00:16:28,629 --> 00:16:31,435 But for whatever reason, Gonzalez is like, 359 00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:34,174 oh, maybe I'll catch it with my hand and then, 360 00:16:34,207 --> 00:16:35,744 oh, maybe I'll catch it with my glove 361 00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:37,513 and, oh, maybe I'll catch it with both. 362 00:16:37,547 --> 00:16:40,319 He bobbled the fuckin' ball, didn't make the double play, 363 00:16:40,352 --> 00:16:42,323 couldn't send the Cubs to the ninth. 364 00:16:42,758 --> 00:16:45,362 Unforced error, right? 365 00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:48,202 The result of that, the bases are loaded. 366 00:16:48,235 --> 00:16:50,574 And the result of that, all fuckin' hell breaks loose. 367 00:16:50,607 --> 00:16:53,245 Error after error after error. 368 00:16:53,278 --> 00:16:56,385 Oh, man. The Cubs fall apart at the seams. 369 00:16:56,418 --> 00:16:58,421 Marlins score five runs, Cubs lose. 370 00:17:01,762 --> 00:17:03,332 So why don't we remember him? 371 00:17:03,365 --> 00:17:06,538 Because that very same inning, several plays earlier, 372 00:17:07,006 --> 00:17:10,446 Luis Castillo hits a foul ball to left outfield. 373 00:17:10,479 --> 00:17:13,318 Right? And, oh, my God, it looks like... 374 00:17:13,987 --> 00:17:16,291 (sighs) it feels like, it smells like 375 00:17:16,324 --> 00:17:18,630 Moisés Alou gonna grab that fuckin' thing 376 00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:20,767 and the Cubs are gonna be four outs from the pennant. 377 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:24,174 But instead, just as Moisés is jumping for the ball, 378 00:17:24,207 --> 00:17:26,646 a fan in the stands inches from Moisés 379 00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:29,517 does what any goddamn fuckin' person would do 380 00:17:29,551 --> 00:17:31,521 with a goddamn fuckin' ball 381 00:17:31,555 --> 00:17:33,560 flying towards him in a major league sporting venue. 382 00:17:33,593 --> 00:17:35,329 He tries to catch it. 383 00:17:35,864 --> 00:17:38,570 But his glove bumps into Moisés' glove, 384 00:17:38,603 --> 00:17:41,141 the fucking ball drops, and end of play. 385 00:17:41,174 --> 00:17:42,276 Fuck you, Cubbies. 386 00:17:43,412 --> 00:17:44,548 Bartman. 387 00:17:44,581 --> 00:17:45,884 -Bartman. -CARMY: Yeah. 388 00:17:45,917 --> 00:17:48,521 And everyone wants to kill little Stevie Bartman. 389 00:17:48,956 --> 00:17:50,761 But Alex Gonzalez's fuckup, 390 00:17:50,794 --> 00:17:53,465 trust me, it's the real fuckup, right? 391 00:17:53,498 --> 00:17:55,169 Led to eight other fuckups. 392 00:17:55,202 --> 00:17:57,440 But then all of a sudden, all those fuckups are a wash 393 00:17:57,473 --> 00:17:58,643 'cause of Steven Bartman, 394 00:17:58,676 --> 00:18:00,479 'cause everybody and their mother 395 00:18:00,512 --> 00:18:01,849 wants to blame this fucking guy 396 00:18:01,882 --> 00:18:04,588 instead of the actual fuckin' motherfuckin' fuckups 397 00:18:04,621 --> 00:18:05,790 who fucked it up. 398 00:18:07,526 --> 00:18:10,299 Just a normal guy, right? 399 00:18:10,332 --> 00:18:11,869 You know, with normal fuckin' headphones 400 00:18:11,902 --> 00:18:13,539 just reaching for a foul ball... 401 00:18:14,908 --> 00:18:17,313 on a lovely night at Wrigley, 402 00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:20,186 and he ends up taking the blame for an entire squad 403 00:18:20,219 --> 00:18:22,924 who literally took their eye off the ball. 404 00:18:26,632 --> 00:18:28,936 Okay. So we don't wanna be Bartman, right? 405 00:18:29,605 --> 00:18:32,711 No, dumbass. You don't wanna be Gonzalez. 406 00:18:32,744 --> 00:18:34,447 You don't wanna be unfocused. 407 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:36,351 -Are you even fuckin'-- -Alright. Yeah. Yeah. 408 00:18:36,384 --> 00:18:38,656 CICERO: Carmen. Carmen. Carmen. 409 00:18:38,689 --> 00:18:40,994 You wanna be the guy, right? 410 00:18:41,027 --> 00:18:43,331 -CARMY: Yeah. -So be the fuckin' guy. 411 00:18:46,839 --> 00:18:49,879 This business, like a lot of businesses, it sucks, right? 412 00:18:49,912 --> 00:18:51,783 But this one sucks extra hard 413 00:18:51,816 --> 00:18:53,787 'cause the profit margins are non-existent. 414 00:18:53,820 --> 00:18:55,489 -CARMY: Hmm. -Right? 415 00:18:55,522 --> 00:18:57,661 And unforced errors, trust me, they're contagious. 416 00:18:57,694 --> 00:18:59,765 So you don't have the luxury 417 00:18:59,798 --> 00:19:01,468 of hiding behind little Stevie Bartman. 418 00:19:01,501 --> 00:19:02,737 It is all you. 419 00:19:03,906 --> 00:19:05,376 It's all you. Right? 420 00:19:05,409 --> 00:19:06,646 So you gotta put your fuckin' head down. 421 00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:09,283 You gotta focus, and you gotta live this shit and nothin' else. 422 00:19:13,559 --> 00:19:15,396 I actually want this place to work for you, buddy. 423 00:19:15,429 --> 00:19:16,397 I really do. 424 00:19:16,832 --> 00:19:18,469 I don't wanna, I don't wanna take it from you. 425 00:19:18,502 --> 00:19:19,605 I don't wanna knock it down. 426 00:19:19,638 --> 00:19:20,807 I will take it from you, 427 00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:22,343 I will knock it the fuck down. 428 00:19:22,376 --> 00:19:23,445 I don't wanna. 429 00:19:23,478 --> 00:19:25,015 But if this is gonna work for you, 430 00:19:25,048 --> 00:19:26,619 you gotta give up every fuckin' minute, 431 00:19:26,652 --> 00:19:27,888 every drop of blood you have. 432 00:19:27,921 --> 00:19:30,225 You cannot take your eyes off this thing. 433 00:19:32,029 --> 00:19:33,599 And in return, you know what you're gonna get? 434 00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:37,541 A nice, sharp kick in your little nuts daily 435 00:19:37,574 --> 00:19:39,544 for the foreseeable future. 436 00:19:42,416 --> 00:19:44,386 Now how is that all soundin' to you? 437 00:19:50,098 --> 00:19:51,467 I, um... 438 00:19:54,575 --> 00:19:56,244 I've actually kinda been dating someone. 439 00:19:58,716 --> 00:20:00,920 -Really? -Yeah. 440 00:20:01,789 --> 00:20:03,391 CICERO: No shit. 441 00:20:05,864 --> 00:20:08,302 I gotta tell you, nephew, I don't know if I've ever been so happy 442 00:20:08,335 --> 00:20:09,772 to hear anything in my entire fuckin' life. 443 00:20:09,805 --> 00:20:12,978 And I say the following with all the love of my heart. 444 00:20:13,011 --> 00:20:13,946 CARMY: Hmm. 445 00:20:14,948 --> 00:20:15,883 Uh-oh. 446 00:20:17,119 --> 00:20:18,823 CORTEZ: Family meal up front, y'all. 447 00:20:18,856 --> 00:20:20,426 -SUGAR: Hey. -Hi. 448 00:20:20,459 --> 00:20:22,731 You okay on the puntarelle sub? 449 00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:25,670 Yeah. Are you okay on, like, life? 450 00:20:25,703 --> 00:20:27,005 Yeah. Yeah. 451 00:20:27,439 --> 00:20:29,310 I just haven't eaten. 452 00:20:29,343 --> 00:20:30,680 Oh, let me make you something. 453 00:20:30,713 --> 00:20:32,049 No, I can't. I can't let you do that. 454 00:20:32,082 --> 00:20:33,385 What are you talking about? There's... 455 00:20:33,418 --> 00:20:34,554 What-what do you want? 456 00:20:35,657 --> 00:20:37,628 An omelet? 457 00:20:37,661 --> 00:20:39,330 Yeah, I can make you an omelet. 458 00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:40,567 -Yeah? -Yeah. Go wait in the office. 459 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,069 Hey, thank you. 460 00:20:43,104 --> 00:20:44,708 Ohh. (sighs) 461 00:21:55,082 --> 00:21:56,084 Hi. 462 00:21:56,117 --> 00:21:57,553 SUGAR: (exhales) Hi! 463 00:21:58,723 --> 00:22:00,025 Oh-oh-oh. 464 00:22:09,645 --> 00:22:10,713 Mm. 465 00:22:12,149 --> 00:22:15,422 I could cry. Honestly. 466 00:22:15,455 --> 00:22:17,392 You're so good. Thank you. 467 00:22:19,096 --> 00:22:20,566 (Sugar sighs) 468 00:22:21,401 --> 00:22:23,839 -Okay. Don't watch me eat. -I-I... Okay. 469 00:22:25,743 --> 00:22:26,979 You're a fucking genius. 470 00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:28,448 Shut the fuck up. 471 00:22:29,217 --> 00:22:30,687 MAN (over phone): ...keep fruits and vegetables 472 00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:33,626 separate from raw meat, poultry and... 473 00:22:33,659 --> 00:22:34,761 EBRA: Makes sense. 474 00:22:35,095 --> 00:22:37,199 MAN: Produce should always be washed... 475 00:22:37,232 --> 00:22:39,638 -Excellent. -MAN: ...before combining it with other ingredients. 476 00:22:40,106 --> 00:22:43,078 So you'll also wanna clean and sanitize the prep sink 477 00:22:43,111 --> 00:22:45,082 and work area before starting. 478 00:22:45,115 --> 00:22:46,183 I accept. 479 00:22:51,829 --> 00:22:52,830 (buzzing) 480 00:22:54,266 --> 00:22:55,837 (line ringing) 481 00:22:55,870 --> 00:22:57,840 (buzzing continues) 482 00:23:03,919 --> 00:23:05,522 (buzzing continues) 483 00:23:06,792 --> 00:23:08,128 -MARCUS: Yo, Carm. -Chef. 484 00:23:08,161 --> 00:23:09,831 -MARCUS: Try this. -CARMY: Yeah. Yeah. 485 00:23:14,775 --> 00:23:15,776 Mm. (sighs) 486 00:23:16,244 --> 00:23:18,214 -Bravo, Chef. Good. -Thank you, Chef. 487 00:23:18,683 --> 00:23:21,087 Uh, 30 minutes to open, Chefs. 488 00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:21,989 ALL: Chef! 489 00:23:22,022 --> 00:23:24,126 (phone buzzes) 490 00:23:25,797 --> 00:23:28,001 SYDNEY: Marcus, this is... 491 00:23:28,034 --> 00:23:30,272 (scoffs) incredible. 492 00:23:30,305 --> 00:23:31,842 Thank you, Chef. 493 00:23:31,875 --> 00:23:33,011 -It's all you. -Fuck you talking about? 494 00:23:33,044 --> 00:23:34,113 It's all you, dude. 495 00:23:34,146 --> 00:23:35,650 MARCUS: Yeah. You pushed me. 496 00:23:35,683 --> 00:23:37,621 Okay, because you let me push you. 497 00:23:37,654 --> 00:23:38,723 That's because you know me. 498 00:23:38,756 --> 00:23:40,059 Ok... Uh, no, no. 499 00:23:40,092 --> 00:23:41,796 We're not doing, like, a corny fuckin' back and forth. 500 00:23:41,829 --> 00:23:42,798 What are you, what are you doing later? 501 00:23:42,831 --> 00:23:43,833 SYDNEY: Well, when's later? 502 00:23:43,866 --> 00:23:45,035 I don't know, like, after work. 503 00:23:45,068 --> 00:23:47,641 I'll probably fuckin' barf, like, 40 times. 504 00:23:47,674 --> 00:23:49,845 Okay, well, would you want to go eat 505 00:23:49,878 --> 00:23:53,251 before that or after or in between? 506 00:23:53,284 --> 00:23:57,026 Uh, well, I don't know if there's time. 507 00:23:57,059 --> 00:24:00,265 Also, uh, we have to drill this with, like, the servers, 508 00:24:00,298 --> 00:24:01,836 so I'm gonna get them and then, 509 00:24:01,869 --> 00:24:03,940 and then let's run through, um, 510 00:24:03,973 --> 00:24:06,010 just ingredients, any allergies. 511 00:24:06,043 --> 00:24:10,687 Um, that wasn't... that wasn't like an ask out or anything? 512 00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:11,789 -MARCUS: No, no. No. -Yeah. 513 00:24:11,822 --> 00:24:13,091 No, no, no, no. I-I just... 514 00:24:13,124 --> 00:24:14,227 Sorry. I just wanted to make sure. 515 00:24:14,260 --> 00:24:15,630 That would be weird. 516 00:24:15,663 --> 00:24:16,999 I don't know why I, like, assumed you're-- 517 00:24:17,032 --> 00:24:18,301 -Weird? -SYDNEY: No, no, no, no, no. 518 00:24:18,334 --> 00:24:20,038 -Not-not-not weird, obviously. -Uh-huh. 519 00:24:20,071 --> 00:24:22,711 No, um, I just more meant... You know what I meant. 520 00:24:22,744 --> 00:24:24,146 -MARCUS: Yeah, yeah. Mm-hmm. -Yeah. 521 00:24:24,715 --> 00:24:27,319 Let's... I'm gonna... This was very good. 522 00:24:27,352 --> 00:24:28,656 -This was very good. -Cool. 523 00:24:28,689 --> 00:24:29,591 SYDNEY: Uh, thank you, Chef. 524 00:24:29,624 --> 00:24:31,995 Okay. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 525 00:24:32,997 --> 00:24:34,133 Fuck. 526 00:24:47,292 --> 00:24:48,929 First day, lizards. 527 00:24:49,831 --> 00:24:51,167 I wanna thank you guys. 528 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:53,238 Thank you all so much for all your hard work. 529 00:24:53,271 --> 00:24:54,842 There's nowhere else in the world 530 00:24:54,875 --> 00:24:56,344 I'd rather be than right here, right now with you guys. 531 00:24:56,377 --> 00:24:58,716 We are in the fortunate position 532 00:24:58,749 --> 00:25:02,624 of being able to blow some fuckin' minds tonight. 533 00:25:02,657 --> 00:25:04,160 But in order to do that, 534 00:25:04,193 --> 00:25:05,630 we gotta read some minds, alright? 535 00:25:05,663 --> 00:25:07,767 -Neil, how do we do that? -We read the room. 536 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:09,036 RICHIE: Yeah. How do we do that? 537 00:25:09,069 --> 00:25:10,974 We read, uh, facial expressions. 538 00:25:11,007 --> 00:25:12,711 We listen for verbal cues. 539 00:25:12,744 --> 00:25:15,048 We wanna be inside of people's minds. 540 00:25:15,081 --> 00:25:16,919 RICHIE: Yeah. We ask questions, right? 541 00:25:16,952 --> 00:25:19,056 Not too many. We be fuckin' nice. 542 00:25:19,089 --> 00:25:21,896 We remember names. We remember everything. 543 00:25:21,929 --> 00:25:24,333 Alright? When we walk into this room, 544 00:25:24,366 --> 00:25:29,745 we enter into a state of profound, heightened sensitivity. 545 00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:31,080 Now, who remembers 546 00:25:31,682 --> 00:25:35,055 what Vasudeva, the ferryman, said to Siddartha 547 00:25:35,088 --> 00:25:36,792 on the banks of the Ganges River? 548 00:25:38,061 --> 00:25:41,267 He whispered, "Listen better." 549 00:25:42,369 --> 00:25:43,772 And that's what we're gonna do. 550 00:25:44,206 --> 00:25:47,045 He also said water glasses are always full. 551 00:25:47,412 --> 00:25:51,287 Somebody gets up, that napkin gets folded, placed on the seat. 552 00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:54,862 If someone looks bored, make 'em fuckin' not bored. 553 00:25:54,895 --> 00:25:57,166 You know? If the food's taking too long, 554 00:25:57,199 --> 00:25:59,103 make that food not take too long. 555 00:25:59,136 --> 00:26:01,241 If someone looks cold, Gary, what do you do? 556 00:26:01,274 --> 00:26:02,978 We make them not cold. 557 00:26:03,011 --> 00:26:06,184 That's right. But don't make 'em ask. 558 00:26:06,217 --> 00:26:10,025 Listen, you know. Watch. Execute. Alright? 559 00:26:10,058 --> 00:26:12,196 We're gonna be streets ahead tonight. 560 00:26:12,229 --> 00:26:16,337 Anticipation creates luxuriation. 561 00:26:18,141 --> 00:26:19,209 Yeah. 562 00:26:20,145 --> 00:26:21,213 Yeah. 563 00:26:22,049 --> 00:26:25,656 Fuckin'... abra-fuckin'-cadabra, Chefs. 564 00:26:26,224 --> 00:26:27,426 -Cousin? -Yeah. Beautiful. 565 00:26:27,459 --> 00:26:28,696 Thank you. Thank you, cousin. 566 00:26:28,729 --> 00:26:32,002 Um, okay, so, uh... 567 00:26:32,035 --> 00:26:34,273 Tonight is dress rehearsal, right? 568 00:26:34,306 --> 00:26:38,081 Um, it is designed to find the cracks. 569 00:26:38,114 --> 00:26:40,853 Um, we're gonna be doing a tasting menu. 570 00:26:40,886 --> 00:26:44,126 It's nine courses. That's the best way to practice, okay? 571 00:26:44,159 --> 00:26:45,863 Uh, it's gonna be crazy. 572 00:26:45,896 --> 00:26:47,399 It's gonna be overwhelming. 573 00:26:47,432 --> 00:26:50,339 That is the point. Do not get crazy. 574 00:26:50,372 --> 00:26:52,142 Do not get overwhelmed, alright? 575 00:26:52,175 --> 00:26:55,950 I want you guys to just try to... focus. 576 00:26:56,451 --> 00:26:58,255 -Okay? -ALL: Chef! 577 00:26:58,288 --> 00:27:01,127 CARMY: Yes. Um, mistakes will be made so we can learn from them. 578 00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:02,897 We're all here to learn, right? 579 00:27:02,930 --> 00:27:04,735 I want us to remind our guests 580 00:27:04,768 --> 00:27:07,172 that there are no checks tonight, okay? 581 00:27:07,205 --> 00:27:09,243 We've got Gary and Neil over here. 582 00:27:09,276 --> 00:27:10,312 They're our captains. 583 00:27:10,345 --> 00:27:11,715 They're gonna be floating around. 584 00:27:11,748 --> 00:27:14,387 Uh, Nat's gonna be in the front of house. 585 00:27:14,420 --> 00:27:16,825 Uh, I'm gonna be in the back should you need anything. 586 00:27:16,858 --> 00:27:18,094 Uh, thank you. Thank you, guys. 587 00:27:18,127 --> 00:27:19,163 -Thanks so much. -SYDNEY: Chefs. 588 00:27:19,196 --> 00:27:20,833 ALL: Chef. 589 00:27:20,866 --> 00:27:23,973 Sorry for being late. Uh, we, uh... 590 00:27:24,006 --> 00:27:26,177 The-the menu will be as written, 591 00:27:26,210 --> 00:27:28,950 uh, with the exception of escarole 592 00:27:28,983 --> 00:27:31,187 is gonna be subbed for puntarelle. 593 00:27:31,220 --> 00:27:33,525 And, uh, there's a new addition to the menu. 594 00:27:33,559 --> 00:27:37,901 The, uh, mortadella and parmesan cannoli, 595 00:27:37,934 --> 00:27:40,839 uh, with a mostarda caviar. 596 00:27:41,373 --> 00:27:42,509 "Caviar." It's not really... 597 00:27:42,543 --> 00:27:44,213 -(Sugar chuckles) -Thanks. 598 00:27:44,246 --> 00:27:48,355 Um, and also we have a pistachio crush on that. 599 00:27:48,388 --> 00:27:50,392 So, you know, if you have any questions, 600 00:27:50,425 --> 00:27:52,931 feel free to ask me or, uh, Chef. 601 00:27:52,964 --> 00:27:54,433 But, yeah. Thank you. 602 00:27:54,466 --> 00:27:55,903 -ALL: Chef! -CARMY: Thanks, Chef. 603 00:27:55,936 --> 00:27:56,839 SUGAR: Sounds good. 604 00:27:56,872 --> 00:27:59,110 Uh, last reminder, A, B, C. 605 00:27:59,143 --> 00:28:01,447 Always Be Communicating. Okay? 606 00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:03,284 I want the front to know what the back is up to, 607 00:28:03,317 --> 00:28:06,257 and I want the back to know what the front is up to at all times. 608 00:28:06,290 --> 00:28:08,829 Keep the notes moving, keep the dials dialed 609 00:28:08,862 --> 00:28:10,499 and, yeah. 610 00:28:10,532 --> 00:28:11,935 Twenty-five to service. 611 00:28:11,968 --> 00:28:13,505 Let's go to work. 612 00:28:13,539 --> 00:28:15,008 Thank you, guys. Thank you. 613 00:28:15,041 --> 00:28:16,545 Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. 614 00:28:16,578 --> 00:28:17,847 Let's go. 615 00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:19,551 (chefs chattering) 616 00:28:19,584 --> 00:28:22,790 ♪ ♪ 617 00:28:42,897 --> 00:28:45,202 I'm so excited but I'm scared but I'm so excited. 618 00:28:45,235 --> 00:28:47,139 I'm aware. I'm aware. Stop talking. 619 00:28:47,172 --> 00:28:49,143 -You're moving around too much. -And I'm lookin' really good. 620 00:28:49,176 --> 00:28:50,980 So I'm thinking you should start calling me Chef. 621 00:28:51,013 --> 00:28:53,118 Well, I'ma keep calling you jagoff, 'cause that's what you like. 622 00:28:53,151 --> 00:28:54,855 Fak, can't find a screwdriver. Can I get one, please? 623 00:28:54,888 --> 00:28:57,192 Does it look like I would know where a screwdriver is? 624 00:28:57,225 --> 00:28:58,562 I'm front of house now. 625 00:28:58,595 --> 00:29:00,365 Oh. Wow, you've changed, huh? 626 00:29:00,398 --> 00:29:01,602 Yeah. Fuck, yeah, he's changed. 627 00:29:01,635 --> 00:29:02,837 Yeah, I'm different now, okay? 628 00:29:02,871 --> 00:29:05,308 I'm front of house, and I don't know where screwdrivers are. 629 00:29:05,341 --> 00:29:06,377 RICHIE: Yeah, fuck screwdrivers. 630 00:29:06,410 --> 00:29:07,312 -FAK: Yeah, fuck 'em. -Okay. 631 00:29:07,345 --> 00:29:08,983 -I'll go fuckin' find-- -Kidding, kidding. 632 00:29:09,016 --> 00:29:11,120 Come on. Here. I got it on me. 633 00:29:11,153 --> 00:29:12,056 Respect. Thank you, buddy. 634 00:29:12,089 --> 00:29:13,358 -Hey, Carm. -Yeah? 635 00:29:13,391 --> 00:29:15,596 Uh, is Claire bear coming tonight? 636 00:29:16,030 --> 00:29:18,301 Yeah. Yeah, no, I believe, uh, I believe she is, yeah. 637 00:29:18,334 --> 00:29:21,074 Yeah. We... We love her so much. 638 00:29:21,107 --> 00:29:23,812 -She's nice. -RICHIE: Yeah. I like Claire, cousin. 639 00:29:24,647 --> 00:29:26,316 Yeah. No, I like her, too. Uh... 640 00:29:29,657 --> 00:29:31,260 You guys look handsome. Good job. 641 00:29:31,293 --> 00:29:32,262 Alright. I'll see you out there. 642 00:29:32,295 --> 00:29:33,331 FAK: Thank you, Chef. 643 00:29:33,364 --> 00:29:35,234 Dude, we look good. 644 00:29:36,203 --> 00:29:37,607 (imitates rifle cocking) 645 00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,243 -Bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup. -(imitating gunfire) 646 00:29:39,276 --> 00:29:41,147 Bup, bup, bup, bup. Read your mind. 647 00:29:41,180 --> 00:29:43,618 -Al Capone shit. -Dude. (giggling) 648 00:29:47,192 --> 00:29:48,495 -Hey, Syd. -Yeah. 649 00:29:48,528 --> 00:29:50,198 Hey, can you come here help me for a sec? 650 00:29:50,231 --> 00:29:51,868 -Yeah, sure. -Thanks. 651 00:29:53,204 --> 00:29:54,306 (Carmy sighs) 652 00:29:55,275 --> 00:29:57,379 Um, it's a little uneven. 653 00:29:57,412 --> 00:29:59,584 If you could just get under here and hold that top up. 654 00:29:59,617 --> 00:30:01,588 -Yep. Okay. -Good? 655 00:30:01,621 --> 00:30:03,491 Oh... yeah. 656 00:30:03,524 --> 00:30:05,228 -Yep. Nice. -SYDNEY: Okay. 657 00:30:07,633 --> 00:30:10,038 -Um... -Oh, God. I'm sorry. 658 00:30:10,071 --> 00:30:11,307 -No. You're good? -Yeah, yeah. 659 00:30:11,340 --> 00:30:12,242 Good. 660 00:30:13,077 --> 00:30:14,079 (sighs) 661 00:30:16,016 --> 00:30:16,985 Look you, um... 662 00:30:19,691 --> 00:30:21,260 You deserve my full focus. 663 00:30:23,364 --> 00:30:24,500 And I'm, uh, I'm sorry. 664 00:30:24,533 --> 00:30:26,437 -No, don't. -It's just, it's, um... 665 00:30:27,540 --> 00:30:30,078 -It's not Claire's fault. -I-I didn't s... I didn't... 666 00:30:30,111 --> 00:30:31,347 I don't think it's Claire's fault. 667 00:30:31,380 --> 00:30:33,351 -No, I know. I know. I'm just... -Like... 668 00:30:33,384 --> 00:30:36,324 I'm just saying, my attention shouldn't be split. You know? 669 00:30:36,357 --> 00:30:38,995 It shouldn't have to be shared. I understand. 670 00:30:41,033 --> 00:30:42,971 I don't want you to think I was, like, being jealous 671 00:30:43,004 --> 00:30:44,975 or, like, bitter or whatever, 672 00:30:45,008 --> 00:30:48,147 because that's, like, not the case at all. 673 00:30:48,749 --> 00:30:50,485 And like thank you for-for saying that. 674 00:30:50,518 --> 00:30:53,158 And also, she was really nice. 675 00:30:53,191 --> 00:30:54,628 I'm sure she's great. 676 00:30:54,661 --> 00:30:56,396 She is. She is. She's great. 677 00:30:57,633 --> 00:30:58,668 Yeah? 678 00:31:01,340 --> 00:31:02,275 Yeah. 679 00:31:04,313 --> 00:31:06,416 Yeah. She's so great it scares the shit outta me. 680 00:31:07,352 --> 00:31:08,420 (sighs) 681 00:31:10,058 --> 00:31:12,229 I don't know why I like said all that stuff. 682 00:31:12,262 --> 00:31:13,565 I think I just, I don't know. 683 00:31:14,701 --> 00:31:17,005 (sighs) I was scared, and... 684 00:31:17,038 --> 00:31:20,412 Yeah, it came out wrong. 685 00:31:20,445 --> 00:31:22,515 -What are you scared of? -(scoffs) 686 00:31:24,519 --> 00:31:25,622 Yeah, actually, um... 687 00:31:27,225 --> 00:31:28,729 if you can get that side, I'll hold it up. 688 00:31:28,762 --> 00:31:31,099 -Yeah. -And then just say more, please. 689 00:31:33,271 --> 00:31:34,439 (sighs) 690 00:31:35,743 --> 00:31:37,580 (sighs) Okay. 691 00:31:37,613 --> 00:31:39,149 -Got it? -Yeah. 692 00:31:39,784 --> 00:31:41,286 Go ahead. 693 00:31:43,491 --> 00:31:46,196 Uh, I don't know. I guess... 694 00:31:48,167 --> 00:31:50,137 I guess I'm scared that, like, 695 00:31:51,139 --> 00:31:54,446 I don't have what it takes to, like, not fuck this up. 696 00:31:55,015 --> 00:31:56,618 You're not gonna fuck it up. 697 00:31:58,655 --> 00:32:00,358 Dude, I fuck things up. 698 00:32:01,127 --> 00:32:04,634 I fuck things up all the time, like, every day. 699 00:32:04,667 --> 00:32:06,003 Yeah, but not... 700 00:32:08,474 --> 00:32:09,744 Not like this. 701 00:32:14,486 --> 00:32:16,290 -You could do this without me. -I couldn't do it without you. 702 00:32:16,323 --> 00:32:17,392 Yeah, you could. 703 00:32:18,094 --> 00:32:20,031 I wouldn't even wanna to do it without you. 704 00:32:23,271 --> 00:32:24,339 You know, you... 705 00:32:25,776 --> 00:32:27,212 You make me better at this. 706 00:32:30,819 --> 00:32:32,522 You make me better at this. 707 00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:39,537 You still love to cook, right? 708 00:32:39,570 --> 00:32:41,440 (both chuckle) 709 00:32:41,473 --> 00:32:42,776 -Yeah. -Yeah? 710 00:32:43,745 --> 00:32:45,147 (sighs) 711 00:32:49,356 --> 00:32:50,659 Best part of my day... 712 00:32:51,293 --> 00:32:54,332 Like ten minutes ago, I made Nat an omelet. 713 00:32:54,867 --> 00:32:56,069 Yeah. 714 00:32:56,704 --> 00:32:58,240 You love taking care of people. 715 00:33:00,244 --> 00:33:01,446 Yeah, I guess. 716 00:33:03,117 --> 00:33:04,219 What was in the omelet? 717 00:33:05,589 --> 00:33:07,694 Boursin, and uh, 718 00:33:07,727 --> 00:33:10,633 I put chives and potato chips on top. 719 00:33:10,666 --> 00:33:12,135 -Yeah? -Oh, yeah. 720 00:33:12,168 --> 00:33:13,237 What kinda potato chips? 721 00:33:13,270 --> 00:33:14,708 Sour cream and onion. 722 00:33:14,741 --> 00:33:17,079 -Oh, fuck. -Yeah. Type with the ridges. 723 00:33:17,112 --> 00:33:18,214 I bet that was fire. 724 00:33:18,247 --> 00:33:20,251 Oh, it was fuckin' delicious. 725 00:33:20,284 --> 00:33:21,253 That's good. 726 00:33:21,688 --> 00:33:23,090 (sighs) That's good. 727 00:33:25,796 --> 00:33:27,298 (sighs) 728 00:33:28,769 --> 00:33:30,237 If no one comes... 729 00:33:31,875 --> 00:33:33,177 Um... 730 00:33:34,781 --> 00:33:36,249 then nobody comes. 731 00:33:37,620 --> 00:33:39,222 And if they do come 732 00:33:39,624 --> 00:33:43,297 and the food is like total ass? 733 00:33:43,330 --> 00:33:45,702 (sniffs) Then we'll work on it. 734 00:33:48,608 --> 00:33:50,111 And what if I just like... 735 00:33:52,616 --> 00:33:55,823 completely... melt, 736 00:33:55,856 --> 00:34:00,531 like, I just fuck up and fail? 737 00:34:01,935 --> 00:34:03,304 I won't let you. 738 00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:12,623 I, um... 739 00:34:14,459 --> 00:34:16,229 -Got that thing I wanna give you actually. -Yeah. 740 00:34:23,545 --> 00:34:25,448 ♪ I'll be here ♪ 741 00:34:25,481 --> 00:34:27,553 ♪ Come back ♪ 742 00:34:27,586 --> 00:34:30,124 ♪ Come back ♪ 743 00:34:33,899 --> 00:34:36,169 A friend helped hook this up. 744 00:34:37,706 --> 00:34:40,445 TINA: Yo, Jeffrey, sign off on this? 745 00:34:40,478 --> 00:34:41,480 Yep. 746 00:34:41,513 --> 00:34:43,517 (vocalizing) 747 00:34:45,756 --> 00:34:47,258 You're not alone, Syd. 748 00:34:50,999 --> 00:34:52,402 Neither are you. 749 00:35:19,991 --> 00:35:22,796 ("If You Want Blood" by AC/DC playing) 750 00:35:39,997 --> 00:35:41,601 ♪ It's criminal ♪ 751 00:35:41,634 --> 00:35:43,872 Five minutes to open. Chefs! 752 00:35:43,905 --> 00:35:45,676 -Lights up! -ALL: Yes, Chef! 753 00:35:45,709 --> 00:35:47,345 We're tasting everything again. Okay, Chefs? 754 00:35:47,378 --> 00:35:48,849 -ALL: Yes, Chef. -Tuck in your shirt, please. 755 00:35:48,882 --> 00:35:50,485 Pull butter from the shelves, Chef. 756 00:35:50,518 --> 00:35:51,520 Yes, Chef! 757 00:35:51,554 --> 00:35:52,623 Behind. 758 00:35:52,656 --> 00:35:53,725 Open this. Put it away quickly. 759 00:35:53,758 --> 00:35:55,395 Quickly, please, Chef. 760 00:35:55,428 --> 00:35:57,032 CARMY: Grills hot, Chef. 761 00:35:57,065 --> 00:35:58,569 -Yes, Chef. Yes, Chef. -Steaks tempered. 762 00:35:58,602 --> 00:36:00,405 I want timers on every station. 763 00:36:00,438 --> 00:36:02,242 ...to your station now, Chef. 764 00:36:02,275 --> 00:36:03,979 All fish for pick up on seven fishes 765 00:36:04,012 --> 00:36:05,683 -should be portioned and ready. -Did you taste it? 766 00:36:05,716 --> 00:36:07,452 -Yes, Chef. -MAN: Corner! 767 00:36:07,485 --> 00:36:09,490 Yo, yo, why am I lookin' at you guys? 768 00:36:09,523 --> 00:36:11,360 Parm for Carm. Got some Parm for Carm? 769 00:36:11,393 --> 00:36:12,830 Richie wouldn't let us in the front. 770 00:36:12,863 --> 00:36:13,832 CARMY: That's good. 771 00:36:13,865 --> 00:36:15,534 ♪ If you want blood ♪ 772 00:36:16,905 --> 00:36:18,775 -Bucatini. Portioned? -ALL: Chef. 773 00:36:18,808 --> 00:36:20,378 -Backup on pancetta? -ALL: Chef. 774 00:36:20,411 --> 00:36:22,382 -All trays cleaned and polished? -ALL: Chef. 775 00:36:22,415 --> 00:36:23,952 -Get out right now. -This used to be my spot! 776 00:36:23,985 --> 00:36:25,321 We met in line. 777 00:36:27,325 --> 00:36:28,962 Carm, you look good, bud. 778 00:36:28,995 --> 00:36:29,964 You look good. 779 00:36:31,901 --> 00:36:33,437 I should restart it, right? 780 00:36:34,540 --> 00:36:35,843 No. It's tremendous, Chef. 781 00:36:35,876 --> 00:36:37,279 -RICHIE: Cousin, up front! -CARMY: Yeah. 782 00:36:37,312 --> 00:36:38,615 Thank you, Jeffrey. 783 00:36:38,648 --> 00:36:40,920 Listen, Jeff, um, I've still been using your knife. 784 00:36:40,953 --> 00:36:42,321 I'm sorry I didn't give it back. 785 00:36:42,990 --> 00:36:44,661 I don't remember ever asking for it back. 786 00:36:44,694 --> 00:36:46,329 Thank you, Chef. 787 00:36:48,334 --> 00:36:49,671 -Good? -CARMY: Hey. 788 00:36:49,704 --> 00:36:51,273 Good. Good? 789 00:36:52,643 --> 00:36:53,879 Good. 790 00:36:53,912 --> 00:36:55,783 Okay. 791 00:36:55,816 --> 00:36:56,985 Fifteen minutes stagger. 792 00:36:57,018 --> 00:36:58,822 Mm-hmm. Thirty minutes till we're packed. 793 00:36:58,855 --> 00:37:00,826 Forty-five minutes till we're in the shit. 794 00:37:01,761 --> 00:37:03,030 For the guy? 795 00:37:05,669 --> 00:37:06,737 For the guy. 796 00:37:08,909 --> 00:37:10,344 Our Mother of Victory. 797 00:37:10,712 --> 00:37:12,048 BOTH: Pray for us. 798 00:37:14,854 --> 00:37:15,989 (sighs) Chef Sydney! 799 00:37:18,494 --> 00:37:19,496 Yo. 800 00:37:20,531 --> 00:37:21,634 Ready? 801 00:37:22,468 --> 00:37:24,039 Carm? 802 00:37:24,072 --> 00:37:25,876 It's your ship now, captain. 803 00:37:29,482 --> 00:37:31,086 Say the word, Chef. 804 00:37:37,398 --> 00:37:38,735 Let it rip. 805 00:37:40,572 --> 00:37:42,643 ♪ If you want blood ♪ 806 00:37:42,676 --> 00:37:44,012 ♪ You've got it ♪ 807 00:37:44,045 --> 00:37:45,849 ♪ If you want blood ♪ 808 00:37:45,882 --> 00:37:47,553 ♪ You've got it ♪ 809 00:37:47,586 --> 00:37:49,489 ♪ If you want blood ♪ 810 00:37:49,522 --> 00:37:50,759 ♪ You've got it ♪ 811 00:37:50,792 --> 00:37:52,663 ♪ If you want blood ♪ 812 00:37:52,696 --> 00:37:54,366 ♪ You've got it ♪ 813 00:37:54,399 --> 00:37:56,003 ♪ If you want blood ♪ 814 00:37:56,036 --> 00:37:57,472 ♪ You've got it ♪ 815 00:37:57,505 --> 00:37:59,476 ♪ If you want blood ♪ 816 00:37:59,509 --> 00:38:00,813 ♪ You've got it ♪ 817 00:38:00,846 --> 00:38:02,750 ♪ If you want blood ♪ 818 00:38:02,783 --> 00:38:04,019 ♪ You've got it ♪ 819 00:38:04,052 --> 00:38:06,090 ♪ If you want blood ♪ 820 00:38:06,123 --> 00:38:07,593 ♪ You've got it ♪ 821 00:38:07,626 --> 00:38:09,564 ♪ If you want blood ♪ 822 00:38:09,597 --> 00:38:10,933 ♪ You've got it ♪ 823 00:38:10,966 --> 00:38:12,770 ♪ If you want blood ♪ 824 00:38:12,803 --> 00:38:14,106 ♪ You've got it ♪ 825 00:38:14,139 --> 00:38:16,076 ♪ If you want blood ♪ 826 00:38:16,109 --> 00:38:17,580 ♪ You've got it ♪ 827 00:38:17,613 --> 00:38:19,584 ♪ If you want blood ♪ 828 00:38:19,617 --> 00:38:20,920 ♪ You've got it ♪ 829 00:38:20,953 --> 00:38:22,957 ♪ If you want blood ♪ 830 00:38:22,990 --> 00:38:24,159 ♪ You've got it ♪ 831 00:38:24,192 --> 00:38:25,863 ♪ If you want blood ♪ 832 00:38:25,896 --> 00:38:27,600 ♪ You've got it ♪ 833 00:38:27,633 --> 00:38:29,403 ♪ If you want blood ♪ 834 00:38:29,436 --> 00:38:31,106 ♪ You've got it ♪ 55442

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