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[metal crashing]

- [beast growling] - [girl panting nervously]

- [man] Listen to me. - [metal tearing]

- [girl] Ahh! - [man] Listen to me.

- [metal crashing] - No matter what you hear,

you don't come out until I come get you, okay?

- [girl whimpers] - Do you understand?

You're only safe here.

- [metal crashing and tearing] - Daddy.

[metal thuds loudly]

You stay until I come get you.

- Got it? - [beast growling]

[metal crashing]

- [ominous music playing] - [growling continues]

[girl whimpers]

[growling continues]

[ominous music continues]

- I'll be back. - [beast growling]

Daddy, don't leave.

[ominous music continues]

[growling continues]

- [metal crashing] - [somber music playing]

[crashing continues]

I love you, Annie-girl.

[door thuds]

[mysterious music playing]

[Annie grunts]

[groans]

- [mercenary] You're awake! - And you're smart.

Ugh, did...

Did she shoot me?

With a tranquilizer.

Oof. I don't like it.

- Or her. - [mercenary chuckling]

You can tell her yourself. She's on her way.

[grunts] I'd rather you shoot me again.

[beast howling in distance]

[howls softly]

Did you say something?

I said...

you're gonna die.

[footsteps approaching]

[exclaims] You're awake.

So I've heard.

She says I'm gonna die.

Ugh, who isn't?

- Can we talk? - No! You shot me!

Yeah, yes, but with a tranquilizer.

- I still don't know what that is. - It just knocks you out.

- Thank you, Sam. - You got it.

[grumbles] And then you chained me up.

- Again! - Because you keep trying to kill me.

Well?

Well, you're not wrong.

Michael's sick.

Did something... bite him?

I don't know. Where he was zapped?

[sputters] Zapped?

[groaning weakly]

[footsteps approaching]

- Hey! You're awake. - I know.

She says the sea monster, uh... electrocuted him?

Uh, it... It's possible.

It was so dark and I don't really remember.

What kind of creature can electrocute and poison at the same time?

[Annie] A monster.

A monster can.

- You missed the whale. - What?

- We think it throws whales now. - Why?

My working theory is that it's a dick.

If he doesn't get off this island, he's gonna die.

Do you know how to help him?

Sure, you can shoot him with the tranq things.

[laughs dryly]

Ugh, Annie.

Where's Charlie?

[Mike weakly] I left him in the field...

so he could rescue us.

Oh, so he's dead.

- [tense music playing] - [panting weakly]

This would be way faster if I could be on your back.

[Dog grunts]

[howling plaintively]

Stop making noise! Why do you think that's a good idea?

You know how much running I do on a boat?

None! None running!

[Dog grumbles]

[sighs]

No, this is your fault.

- You wouldn't let me on your back. - [Dog growls]

Don't you growl at me. I'll... I'll fight you. I'll fight you right now.

[growls]

[yelps]

We'd probably even be there by now if you had half a brain.

Ugh! Why do you think pushing me is gonna make me go faster?

- [Dog grumbles] - [sighs]

Look!

Okay, you've got one choice if you wanna go faster,

and that's to let me up there.

Got it?

No, no, no! Wait, wait, wait! I'm sorry!

[laughs angrily]

I'm gonna kill you if that bird kills me!

[Annie] Bird? What bird?

[Irene] It's... It's complicated.

Is it complicated?

Did you try to feed my dog to a bird?

When you put like it that, it sounds worse than it was.

What's the better way to put it?

That I was just trying

to get through to you without the giant man-eating monster

that you have as a best friend killing everyone, and me, and you.

[laughing] You dummy.

He's the only one that's ever kept me safe.

Oof.

What happened to your father, Annie?

[somber music playing]

[Annie cries softly]

- [puppy yapping in distance] - [gasps]

[tense music playing]

[branches rustling]

[rustling continues]

- [leaves rustling] - [gasps softly]

[tense music continues]

[tense music continues]

[puppy whining softly]

[tense music continues]

[puppy yipping]

Ahh!

- [animal approaching] - [gasps]

[dog whines]

[gasps]

[sniffing]

[yips]

What are you?

[dog sniffs]

Hey, wait! I need those too!

[dog whining]

Give 'em.

[gentle music playing]

Ew!

- [dog yips and whines] - [inhales sharply]

[whining]

Good doggy.

[branch snaps]

- [yips and barks] - Wait!

[dog yipping]

[dog whines]

[grunts]

[whining]

[somber music playing]

- [howling mournfully] - [Annie gasps]

[sighs heavily] Yeah.

[both howling]

[Dog howling]

[Charlie panting]

You are a very bad dog!

[growls]

You're gonna get us all killed.

She's probably still asleep because that mean lady knocked her out. We need a plan.

And your plan right now is the worst plan of all time!

[growls]

Shut... I don't... I don't wanna hear it! All right? I am tired! I need a bath!

My dad, and Mike, and...

[emphatically] Annie!

...need our help, but you're too busy not listening to me,

even though I already got us down from the skyscraper-sized monkey bars!

No, no, no. What's...

What's your problem, dude? We need to leave this place!

I need to get home, all right?

[laughing] And then I'm gonna go to the movies!

It's just gonna be me and some girl. We're gonna go to the movies!

I'll probably say something weird and mess it up, and you know what?

I won't care! Because I won't be here...

[angrily] ...on Monster Island with you!

[Dog grumbles]

[sighs]

Sorry.

[sighs] I'm sorry, I'm just...

I am extremely stressed out.

[Dog grunts]

[inhales deeply] Okay.

- Come on. - [Dog snorts]

[expectant music playing]

Do you think I can figure out how to start a fire?

[grumbles]

Yeah!

[laughs nervously] Yeah, I can figure it out.

- Um... - We did not kill the aloe turtle thing.

- We found this on the ground. - I'll kill it.

What? You don't even know what we're talking about!

I don't care. I'll kill it.

No, I'm happy they didn't kill it.

[Annie] Ugh.

I'm annoyed all of the time with all of you.

[Mike grunts weakly] Same.

He gets it.

[angrily] He's delusional.

[groans softly]

Now you're putting the insides of a turtle on him?

- It is not the insides of a turtle, Annie! - Just... fight.

I kept avoiding it with my son. It'll...

It'll help.

If we fight, you're gonna lose.

Yeah.

[laughs] Already lost a lot, though.

- Come on. - Great!

Hey. I'm here if you need me.

Thanks.

But if she stabs you or something, we're completely out of first aid kits.

You know what? You don't even need to take these off.

- I can... - I buried you!

I picked out your tombstone.

I had a funeral.

It was awful.

I wanted to die for so long because I've missed you so much.

And then some fishing vessel sees your island, sees your ship on its shore,

calls it in, and goes missing moments later.

And I find out about it because, well...

because I'm extremely rich, but it took so long to find you again.

- I didn't want you to find me. - Oh, I'm aware of that now.

So leave us alone!

- I can't! - [angrily] Why?

Because I'm your mom!

[gentle music playing]

You really don't remember me?

I have a couple memories of a mom, but I don't remember what she looks like.

She looks like me! I am that mom!

But you're a bad person.

I'm sorry about the beach.

[waves rumbling]

[Irene panting]

Ah.

[gasps softly]

[hopeful music playing]

[Irene] But you have to understand, the last thing we were expecting was that.

- [roaring] - [mercenaries screaming]

- [merc 1] What is that thing? - [merc 2] Get it!

- [merc 1] Where'd it go? Come on! - [merc 3] Where is it?

- [guns firing] - [Dog grunting]

- [roaring] - [mercenary screaming]

[mercenaries groaning]

[Annie] Hey!

[gasps]

Annie!

But I look at you now and...

Oh, you're so beautiful and big.

And I just look at you, and I see all the years I missed

in between now and then.

- You're just... - I'm just what?

You're a cave girl!

I've never lived in a cave.

That's not... I'd... Oh, I don't know how to do this.

Do you know how much therapy I'm gonna need after that?

Of course I do.

If I knew what therapy was.

Uh, you pay someone a lot of money

to listen to your problems and help figure things out.

- That sounds bad. - It's not.

It's incredibly healthy.

You tried to hurt him over and over again.

He's all I have.

I know. I know.

And if you hurt him again, I will hurt you worse.

He's nearby, isn't he?

[exclaiming] I did it! I did it!

- Look! - [Dog grumbles]

All right, here's the plan.

We set this tree on fire, then we run to the other side of the camp.

As those dweebs try to put it out, we rescue my dad, Mike, and Annie.

Then we steal a helicopter.

Haven't worked out that last part yet, but I made fire.

All right? We're doing great. Ready?

- [growls loudly] - No, no, no. Bad idea, bad idea.

Hey, hey, this is the good idea. Come on, shh, shh. Ready?

- [fire sizzling] - [tree chittering]

- [sizzling] - [creature chittering]

[creatures chittering]

- [menacing music playing] - [creatures chittering loudly]

- [screeching] - [menacing music continues]

Dog!

[Irene] What's going on?

Her animal's back.

And it's fighting a bunch of... gremlins that used to be a tree.

Hey, hey, whoa! Stop!

[expectant music playing]

Charlie!

[triumphant music playing]

[howling]

- [creatures chittering] - [Annie howling]

[howling continues]

[Dog howling]

Huh?

[thrilling music playing]

- [Annie grunts] - [creature chitters]

[bones crunching]

[creature whimpers]

[mercenary] Shoot those goblins!

[gasps]

[mercenary] Light 'em up!

[guns firing]

[triumphant music playing]

- [thunder crashing] - [Dog whimpering]

I'm right here.

I'll keep you safe.

- [creature groans weakly] - [yelps]

[footsteps approaching]

[Irene] Are you Charlie?

Where's my dad?

He's okay.

It's nice to meet you too.

[Cap laughing] Charlie!

Dad!

[triumphant music playing]

Oh! My boy.

- [paws thundering] - [Irene sputters]

[Dog growling]

[roars]

Don't, don't, don't! Don't shoot.

Are you sure?

Don't do it.

Screw this.

Sam, don't.

[Dog growling]

Annie, call him off!

- He's not my pet. - Let's just leave.

- We can take Mike, and my Dad, and... - Mike's dying.

What?

[growling softly]

[grunts]

You need to say you're sorry for shooting at him.

[growling]

I'm sorry.

And for shooting me and sending a bird after him.

[sputters] That too. I'm sorry.

[growling continues]

And for not finding me for ten years.

Trust me, I am most sorry for that.

[gentle music playing]

- [Annie] Come on. - [grumbling]

Wait, are they staying with us now?

[laughs softly] That's progress, right?

Where's Mike?

[groaning weakly]

He's doing better now. The aloe helped him.

Was the aloe alive or something?

You saw it too?

Nah, this place is just weird.

[chuckles] Wait till you hear what I found.

[mercenaries screaming]

- [dramatic music playing] - [screaming continues]

[mercenary] Make way!

Sam!

- [screaming] - [Sam] On my flank.

[guns firing]

[screaming fades]

Hold your fire!

- [dramatic music continues] - [mercenary screaming]

[music fades]

- Why'd you tell us to stop firing? - Because we're almost out of bullets!

- We need to move. - [mercenary] To where?

We need to kill that squid.

I'm all ears.

[Charlie] The ape.

[epic music playing]

We use the ape to kill it.

[dramatic music playing]