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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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TV ANNOUNCER: The Daily
Planet News Parade.
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All the day's headlines brought
to you in luxurious sepia tone!
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The March of War!
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The Kasnian Peoples Republic
continues its invasion of the West,
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thanks to their new
weapon, the Superman.
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No one but Kasnia
knows where he's from
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or how he can possess such
strength and terrible might.
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Does anyone have the
power to stop him?
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Or will more cities fall to
the conquering red menace?
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And in entertainment,
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Kara Zor-El continues
to conquer our hearts.
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The last survivor of Krypton and star
of TV's most-watched reality show
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can melt steel with a glance.
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But can she ever find true love?
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(REPORTERS CLAMORING)
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TV ANNOUNCER: Hey, now,
wait just a second.
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If these super folks join forces
and use their powers in league
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for the cause of justice...
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(LAUGHS) Uh, but of course
that's not the world we live in.
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Until tomorrow,
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this has been the Daily
Planet News Parade.
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Stay tuned for a brand new.
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That's so Kara.
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People don't appreciate just
how much I bust my butt.
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It's not easy to produce
a network show,
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market a skin care line,
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update my chat every
five minutes,
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and look supes amazing.
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Still, I feel like
I could do more...
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For people.
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Maybe.
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Whatevs, right? My hair okay?
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REPORTER 1: Over here, Kara.
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- MAN: Kara, over here.
- WOMAN: Kara, what are you wearing?
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- (REPORTERS CLAMORING)
- WOMAN: Supergirl?
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Help me.
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Supergirl?
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That sounds so familiar.
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Out of my way! High-powered
agent coming through.
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Kara, doll, what's the hold-up?
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Your public awaits.
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I feel like I need to...
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Help.
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Help? What does help get you?
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Nothing! What does it get me?
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20% of nothing.
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Help, shmelp!
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You're right, Morty.
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I'm not gonna let
anything spoil this.
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It all belongs to me.
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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This all belong to Kasnia.
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What was that?
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(LAUGHS) The competition.
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He ruined my premiere.
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Win some, lose some.
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It's not like you
can do something.
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Let's go!
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Oh, I can do something.
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I can teach that Kasnian creep
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to stay out of my spotlight.
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Ha!
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That's my girl!
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Go give Comrade Buzzkill
the old one-two.
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I'm right behind you.
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(GROWLS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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Yikes!
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(GRUNTING CONTINUES)
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Ow! Watch it!
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Oops! Oh, sorry, little buddy.
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I'm Booster Gold, time traveler.
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Who cares?
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(LAUGHS) I like you.
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Well, stop it.
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So, I was just outside the space-time
continuum in my Booster cave...
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It's not really a cave,
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I just call it that
'cause of the smell.
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I wasn't gone that long
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but now Superman and Supergirl
are dressed all weird
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and fighting each other.
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You don't say.
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I do say!
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Normally, when this kind of thing happens
it's because I went back in time
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and swallowed a butterfly.
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But this time, I
knows it wasn't me.
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How?
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Because I switched
to caterpillars.
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Anyways, the point is,
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I didn't cause this.
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Hey, that's not your car, is it?
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(SUPERMAN GRUNTS)
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Hey! Knock it off, you guys!
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- Why are you fighting each other?
-(PHONE RINGING)
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Also, why is my phone telling me
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that Justice League is now a
semi-pro bowling team out of Fresno?
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(GRUNTING)
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Superman, what are you doing?
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That's Supergirl!
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Your cousin who hasn't
gone out with me yet.
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Strong lady is cousin?
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Yes, from Krypton.
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By way of Kansas.
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Is this not ringing
a bell for you?
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Kansas?
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(MOOING)
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We've got to get close enough
to reverse the current.
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Follow my lead, cuz.
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Right behind you.
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(SIGHS) Is it just me, or are the twisters
around here are getting stronger?
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-(MOOING) - Maybe you're just
slowing down in your old age.
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You know, technically,
you're the older cousin.
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(SNIFFS) Hang on.
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(SNIFFS) Blueberry pie?
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Ma Kent's blueberry pie.
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Best in the universe.
You wanna...
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Oh, it's on.
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(MOOING)
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A quick stop at Henderson's dairy
and I will be right there.
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(BURPING LOUDLY)
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Pardon me.
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Mmm. So many calories.
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But so worth it.
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You ever think about,
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how different life would be if
we weren't raised in Smallville?
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You know, I think that no matter
where they grow up, deep down,
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everyone has a little
Smallville in them.
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- Super corny, but, I'll second that.
-(MUSIC PLAYING)
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Hey, turn it up.
I love this one.
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- Turn what up?
- The TV.
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Ma doesn't have a TV in the
house, let alone on the porch.
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What? What are you...
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Fine. I'll do it.
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MAN: There is a fifth dimension
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beyond what is known to
you backwards hicks.
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It's a world between
day and night.
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Between light and...
You call that light?
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MAN: Nestled between the
truth and what I think
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is generally more fun.
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It's an area which we call...
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The MXY Zone.
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- Is that...
- Mr. Mxyzptlk.
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You've got to be kidding me.
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Submitted for your annoyance.
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Nature versus nurture.
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Two Smallville goodie-goodies
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who think their lives
would be the same
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no matter how or
where they grew up.
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That's great, Mxy.
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Now, why don't we...
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Pipe down, Super Stooge!
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But what if a simple twist
of fate sent one cousin
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not to peace-loving Kansas,
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but across the ocean to...
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I don't know!
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War time Kasnia!
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(SNAPS FINGERS)
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Uh-oh.
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And sent the other to...
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(LAUGHS) Let's see.
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A more shallow pool.
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Mxy, I swear I will make you
say your name backwards so...
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Ha! This I gotta see!
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So, strong lady is cousin
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and this is all just
annoying imp trick?
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That's absurd!
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(GRUNTS)
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SUPERGIRL: My agent is right.
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It's total science fiction.
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No, it actually... Wait, agent?
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You!
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Never told me you were an agent.
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So considering it's named
after you and all,
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you think I can get a spot
on that Mxy Zone show?
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That thing sounds terrif.
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Golden Oaf is right.
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Agent is Mxyzptlk.
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- A what?
- This is my agent Morty.
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He made me the
person I am today.
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Exactly. It is imp in disguise
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who made us this way.
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Even this simple clown
could see through.
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Oh, clown? Where?
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Fine! You outsmarted me
this time, Booster Gold.
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But I promise you it
will not happen again!
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- Sorry, what? I was still looking
for the clown. -(SNAPS FINGERS)
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What has imp done?
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What are we doing?
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What he made us do.
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How could you? He was
only trying to help.
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You're better off without him.
Trust me.
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Now! Let's reset this reality
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and get you two
self-righteous bumpkins
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back at each other's throats.
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Huh! Foolish imp.
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It is just like we
say in my country.
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(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
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Kltpzyxm.
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I know... (SPEAKING
FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
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But what the heck
does Kltpzyxm...
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Oh, no.
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Um, what just happened?
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I make him say his
own name backwards.
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I remember, this is how we vanish annoying
imp and set things back to normal.
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(RUMBLING)
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Good bye, Golden Oaf.
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And thank you.
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Do you... Remember?
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Everything.
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Look, I want you to know that
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even though we
weren't ourselves...
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I know that I would never, I...
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Well, I never could have, um...
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I love you too.
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Um... What about me?
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I took a giant steel globe
to the head for you guys.
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I'm fine by the way,
thanks for asking.
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Did you eat our pie?
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Would you look at that? I'm
getting an urgent time call.
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So weird. I gotta go. Bye.
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You ever think about
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how different life would be if
we weren't born on Krypton?
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Nope!
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