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Thoy callad him Machete.

Scventy dollars a day for
yard work, a hundred for roofing.

Gef in.

- Onc-twenty-five for scptic. Scwage.
- Have you ever klled anyone before?

As you may know, illegal aliens,
suCh as yourself,

are being forced out of our country
at an alarming rate.

For thc good of both our pcoplc. . .
our new senator must die.

And for that,
l will pay you $1 50,000. . . cash.

Ho was 0ivon an offor
he couldP't refuse.

I cost the most...
beCause l'm the best there s.

Sot up,
douhle-crossed and left for dead.

I took a vow of peacc, and now you
want me to help you kill all these men?

Yes, bro.

I moan, Padre.

I'II see whaf I can do.

Ho knows tho scoro.

Whoro aro my wife and daughfer?

He gets tho womon.

- And ho kills tho had 0uys.
- No!

Oh, shif.

You mcan that a Mexican
day laborer is a goddamn Federale?

But they soon realized...

Ho's coming afior us.

...thoyjust fuckod
with the wroPg Mexican.

Action...

...suspenso...

-... omotion.
- Please, Father, have merCy.

God has morcy. I don'f.

Ifyou'ro 0onna hiro Machoto
to kill the had guy,

you'd hottor mako damn suro
the had guy isnit you.

Brought to you from your frionds
at the WeiPstein CompaPy.

You'ro roal profty fonighf, Holly.

Goddamn it, girls! If you're gonna
do that shit, do it on stage!

Smoking hot. Phew.

Chcrry Darling,
l told you too many fucking tmes,

you can't be up there crying
and all that shit.

Do you know whaf a go-go dance is?

- Useless talent number 1 2?
- No, it's a happy dance.

Get up there and you dance happy.
lt's go-go, not Cry-Cry.

I'm quiffing.

You say that
at least one night a week.

I mcan it this timc.
l need a dramatiC change in my lfe.

I've always said you're funny,

but if you don't stop crying,
l'm gonna fire your ass.

I don't want to firc your ass
because l like looking at your ass.

"Any girl Icaving early
must Check out with their finger

and havo a bye-byo slip."

Here's my fingor.

And horo's my bye-byo slip.

We need some cash.

Dick! Fuck!

Aah!

Ass-bag!

Ow!

AII righf, boys. come on.

AII right, all right. Come on.
You guys know the drill, huh?

Wait here, Iieutenant. I'II handle fhis.

Hoy, Abby.

I can see you'vc had
a spot of trouble, Romy.

Would you Iike to tell me what happonod?

Uh, fhoy escaped.

AII fhree?

Ycah. I don't know, uh... I don't know
how they did it. Just, they got out...

I'm sorry, Romy,
but l just don't trust you anymore.

And you know the rules.

Oh, no. I'm out. I swcar, Abby,
you're not gonna see me anymore.

- OK?
- Not so fast.

I also wanf your balls.

I'm roally quife affached to fhem.

Oh, swccthcart.
l was really attached to my specimens.

And now they're out there
n the night doing God knows what.

I can't do it, Abby, plcase.
Please, Abby.

Hey, hey! Whaf are you guys...?!

You son of a bitch, Abby! Listcn!
You don't need Abby. There's more!

Thcrc's more!
l Could get you all you ever need!

Mothcrtucking pussics!
Let me go, you son of a btch!

I can gef you more! No! No!

PiCk fhis up, please.

Whoro's fho shif?

The shit's right thcrc.
The deal is still good.

No, if's not.

You held out on me.

Now I wanf all of it.

It Iooks Iike I got you
by the balls, Abby.

- You certainly have.
- So...

...I'II ask you one moro fime.

Where's...

...fhe...

... shif?

Everywhere!

Oh, balls.

Gof fhaf fhing away from my pumps!

It's just ovcrhcatjng!
l need to get to town.

It's just
a strpped radator cap.

Water Ieaks when if heafs up.

No pressuro.

- Arc you OK?
- l'm just Cherry.

Go on and have a scat anywhere.
l'll be right in.

- Hcrc, take this with you.
- Not your good sprng water.

Ain't nothing good about it.
l bottle it myself.

I gof if rjght there out of the dam.

- Thanks, JT.
- We're serving inside tonght.

Bosf barbeque in Texas round fho cloCk.

- I gotta go.
- Saving lives, are ya?

Now how did you know fhaf?

Now fhaf's a rump roasf.

I couldn't gct off work this wcck.
But you only have to stay till ten.

A fricnd will be here
before ten to piCk up Tony.

Goin0 to oat your hrains
aPd gaiP your knowledge

What did I tell you?
No playing with toys at the table.

- Didn't I tcll you that?
- Yeah.

There's a paCked suifcaso undor his bed.

Givc it to Tony to takc with him
when my frend pcks him up.

I'II Ioave him wafChing TV.

But you need to be here
in the ne 20 mnutes. Thank you.

- What happened to your tooth?
- Fell out.

Wow. Think you could say
a prayer for your old man?

- No dead bodies for Da-da tonight.
- No dead bodies for Dad tonight. Amen.

Amen.

- Who was that you were talking to?
- Babysitter. She's on her way.

- You bclicve her?
- No.

Me neither.

- Hey.
- Hey.

- How's it going, JT?
- All right.

- Still open, I see.
- oh, yeah. All night.

Froo of Charge.

Tonight is a speCial night.

- What's so special about tonight?
- Been open 25 years.

You're the sccond person
to show up tonght.

- Who's the first?
- Rght there.

Must be passing through.
Seems only strangers eat here.

I sfill oaf horo, JT.

Oh, yeah, you sure do.

By thc way, don't choke
on all that food you're eating.

Hello, Palomita.

I don't go by that name anymore.

So, you cver become
that fanCy doCtor?

Nover did.

Thought for surc you would.
You talked about it enough.

That's thc problcm with goals,
they beCome the thing you talk about

insfoad of fho fhing you do.

Thaf's my jaCkof.

I Iooked for it for two wooks.

- How long did you Iook for mc, Wray?
- JaCket belonged to me, you ddn'f.

So, um. . . what are you doing now?

I'm gojng to be a sfand-up comodian.

Roally?

You'ro nof funny.

That's what I'vc bccn trying to tell
everybody, but they say l'm hysteriCal.

Buf you're not.

Thcrc's a diffcrcnce betwccn
being frank and beng dck.

Ycah, well, it's really good
seeng you again.

Oh, um...

...what name do you go by now? ln case
l wanna Catch one of your shows.

Chorry.

Cherry Darling.

Sounds Iiko a sfripper.

No, it sounds Iike a go-go dancer.
There's a difference.

Right.

Well... you'II always bc
Palomta to me.

I need a ride.

What do you say EI Wray?

I'II give you a ride.

Goodbye, Bill.

- Don't you mcan "See you Iatcr?"
- of course.

Hoy, whaf's up, doc?

Littlc Iady's Iooking
pretty good there.

Looks Iikc she could suck
the bend out of a river. l'm kidding.

- Look at that shit.
- What happened to your arm?

- Well, uh. . . I got bit.
- Bit? Bit by what?

Well, if I told you,
you probably wouldn't believe me.

Got some Bactine or somefhing?

Ooh. Can'f you jusf sow if up?

Wcll, normally, I would. I'd cven be
dong something to stop the bleedng.

- Problem is, this onc docsn't blccd.
- oh, sht. CheCk this out.

At this old military hospital, this onc
guy Came baCk from lraq with this.

Ooh, chroniC horpofic Iesions.

When he urinated it came out through
these holes here, like a fountan.

Oh, Jesus. How'd you freaf if?

Fuck fhaf. I was never in Iraq.

Good for you. The shit thcy spread
around there you wouldn't beleve.

I got Iraqi cyeballs a fricnd of mine
brought baCk to do some studes on.

Incrcdiblc. Thcy wcrc
completely milked over, mustard gas.

Actually, I still have thosc
n my frdge.

- It's a borfly, you think?
- Chronc, vral, ulcerative lesion.

Thaf Iooks Iike gout.

- He's running a tempcraturc of 1 05.
- ls that bad?

- It's high.
- Bad would be 1 08.

You Can have a soizure, go psyChofic...

...and probably dio.

- Say "ahh."
- Aah.

- Oh ! Jesus!
- oh, nice. Black absCess tongue.

AII abscesses should be drained, poriod.

- What are you doing?
- Shut up, Joe.

Baby, get the needles.

- Bc right thcre.
- Right Pow.

Asshole.

If's spreading.

Holy shit.

When did you say
you got ths bite?

- Just now.
- We gotta lose the arm, Joe.

- Losc thc arm? What do you mean?
- lt's spreading to your shoulder.

If we don't sevcr that arm now,
t's gonna take over your chest,

and wo can'f cuf fhaf off.

Well, shouldn't I get a second opinion?

Hi, Joe.

I'm going to givc you
a very strong anesthefiC

so you won't fccl anything
during the proCedure. These...

...are my friends. My yellow friond...

-...is just to takc thc sting off.
- Ah!

My blue friend. . . you'II barely foel.

That means my yellow fricnd
s already taking effeCt.

Soo how fasf my frionds work?

And afier my red-headed frjond...

...you'II never see me again.

They all reaCf differenfly.

Now whaf?

Dodicatod to
Jungle Julia, iP Ioving memory.

If's nof fhe radiafor.

Damn if!

Fucking thing. Cheap!

Hey! Hey, hey!

Basfard! Basfard!

Hoy! Hoy!

Gof ouffa fho road, bifch!

Stop! Stop!
Please! Stop!

No! No!

No!

Whaf fho holl is fhaf?

- People picking up road kill.
- What, lke an armadllo?

Deer. We gef a Iof of fhem around horo.

You know,
l read a statstiC that said

that thc cating of venison has riscn
30 perCent n the last few years.

Siy porCenf of fhaf's from road kill.

Pooplo oaf road kill?

If you'rc driving out here
af ?0 miles an hour

and a deer darts ouf in fronf of you,

if you blink or brake or swervc,
shit, you'll just kll yourself.

- So, what do you do?
- PiCk 'em off. Just like fhis.

- Send it flying away from you.
- UnacCeptable.

Oh, fuck!

Chorry.

I thought you said if you saw a deer
you shouldn't fucking swerve!

Thaf wasn'f a doer.

Cherry! Cherry! No!

Ah !

Palomifa.

- Don't Ict hcr dic on me, BIock.
- What do we got?

Car accident, heavy contusions about
the torso, possible spnal trauma...

...one severed Iimb.

Where's the Ieg?

Thrcc sickos attackcd hcr.
l shot at them.

I nevor miss.

They fook fhe Ieg wifh fhom.

You have to come with us, Wray.
We need to talk about this.

- Hc has to sign hcr in.
- Do what now?

He's with hcr.
He's responsible for her.

He can fill this out affer wc talk.
Let's go.

Whaf are you doing wifh a rifle, Wray?

Nothing. Was thinking about maybc doing
some huntng when the season breaks.

Come on, Wray. You know you're not
supposed to be doing that stuff anymore.

Here I stiCk my neCk out for ya.

Now you've got a gal in your wrecked
truck with a missing leg?

A missing Ieg fhaf's now missing?

And hcrc you'rc saying in front of
everybody someone up and snatched t?

And that you shot them with a gun you
never should've had in the first place?

And fhaf now fhey're gone?

Can wc finish this convcrsation
somewhere else?

My fhoughf exaCfly.

Dr. BIock,
three fresh ones rolling in.

- Christ, you'rc kidding.
- Aufomobile aCcident off Highway 1 8.

DoAs? Have Andy pick fhem up.

- That's unsanitary, doc.
- Helps me monitor my state of calmness.

Don'f gef worked up enough to Crack it.

- Fuck!
- Might cut yourself pretty good.

Thon l would know I was nof calm.

Whaf do you say now, doc?

Somebody Call my wifo.

- Shcriff Hague.
- lt's JT, sheri

JT, how's fhe barbeCuo business?

Ever since my bastard Iandlord
raised the rent, t's gone to shit.

I'm rcal sorry to hcar about that.
l wish there was something l could do.

Right now, I ain't calling
my brother, l'm Callng the sheriff.

I'm Iisfoning. Whaf's fhe frouble?

Thoro ain't no trouhlo,
Pot yet, aPyway.

I got two delinquents bcen
hangng around here for over an hour.

They won't purchase,
and they won't leave.

- Ncver mind, hcrc thcy come.
- You Cook that meat at 250 degrees?

I don't rcmembcr.
l set the heat with my hand.

Give mc that rccipe or I'II raise
your rent hgher than a Georgia pine.

Brothcr, ain't no Texan's
ever gonna gve you hs BBO recipe.

That's a fact.
He'l take it to his grave.

I could ho hlooding Iiko a stuck pi0,
l aiP't gonna tell ya.

I could bc dying in your arms,
l ain't gonna tell ya.

We'II see about thaf.

You gonna Iook,
or are you gonna eat?

- You callcd for me?
- l need for you to see fhis.

- Looks Iikc a no-brajner.
- What does that mean?

No brain.
SCooped clean out of her skull.

I know what this is.
Don't tell me. Lquefactive necross.

- You think?
- oh, sure.

Thank you, that'II be all.

Did you know sho was back in fown?

No.

I didn't.

What happened to hor?

I don'f know, baby.

I fhoughf you sfopped sooing oach ofher.

Wo have.

Well, ycs, you have now.
She's fuckng dead.

I mean, we sfopped beforo.

I havon'f falkod fo hor in a while.

Buf you've wriffon oach ofher?

Here and fhere.

Buf nofhing...

Whaf're you doing?!

Lef mo see your Iasf fhree mossagos.

- You havc no rjght.
- l don't?

I don'f have a righf?

Ghow it to me.

- Show it to me.
- No.

Ahh!

Now fhaf's jusf fo fako fho sfing off.

- Show it to me.
- No, please.

Ghow it to me!

Now Ict's see how fast
your friends work.

Thaf's preffy fasf.

Oh, whaf do I know, my Iovo?

ExaCfly.

Thaf you're a Choafing, Iying...

... sack.

- I djdn't want to hurt you.
- But you did.

Bocauso you'ro insane.

And I was afraid
of what you mght do to me...

...to our son.

I'm fhe mofher of your son.

Ah !

And afior fhis one...

...I'II nover soo you again.

- Dr. BIock?
- What?

- You'vc gotta see this.
- l'll be right there.

Whoro fho holl aro fho bodios?

That's what wc wanted to show you.
They're gone.

Thcy didn't just gct up
and walk out, did they?

Shut thc fuck up!
Somebody take care of this perp for me

- before I fucking kill him!
- What the hell s going on?

Hc was causing a ruckus
over at Skip's place, so l cuffed him,

and thc son of a bitch,
he bt my goddamn finger off!

Ouit your hollering
and get yourself a goddamn Band-Ad.

I'm not cxaggcrating, using colortul
speech. He bt my fnger clean off!

Fucking shif!

Get out there and book him. I'II
fuckng kill him if l have to do t.

Carlos, go gef him.

Wray, you stay put.

- Arc you surc hc's in there?
- He was.

Mofhertucker.

He's gone.

- Brokc out thc window.
- Where's my finger?

Found your ring.

Could it be the same guy
as your leg snatCher?

I didn'f gef a good Iook at mino.

Thaf him over fhere?

Wray!

FuCk.

You mofhertucker!

- No, don't touch him!
- Why not?

- He's infectcd.
- With what?

- Evcrything.
- Wray!

Drop the fuCking gun.

Where the fuck do you
thnk you're going?

- I'm gonna go get Chcrry.
- Fine, but we're takng my car.

I'm riding wifh you.

Don't make any sudden moves.

Viral infeCfions.

Thoy came pouring in.

Some are rapidly dcveloping
Colform lesons. Hghly Contagous.

- What do you think?
- Self-preservation Comes to mnd.

Yeah. Lef's gef fhe hell ouf of here.

First, Iet me gef my wifo.

I Iovc you, sweetie. There you go,
bunny rabbit. Come on, come on.

Opon up now.

I want you fo be around for a whilo.

I don'f wanf you cheCking ouf jusf...

Damn!

Ramona...

...you fart Iikc a goddamn pack mulc
snce l've been baCk, goddamn!

Hato to do this to you, Earl!
But we need every man on thejoh!

Tho shit has hit tho fan!

Bring somo guns and ammo!

Moof me af my brofher's!

I gofCha. I'II be fhere.

You gotta cat quick, swcctic.
Come on.

Oh, my.

Ah !

Oh, my God.

Whaf fho holl is going on?

- Are you gonna give mc a gun?
- Are you fuckng kidding me?

Palomifa?

- Get up. Wc're Ieaving.
- l can't walk.

So what? Gef up!

Get...

Mofhertucker! Look at mo!

Look af me!

I was gonna bc a stand-up comedian.
Who's gonna laugh now?

Somc of thc bcst jokes
are about Crpples. Let's go.

- It's not funny. It's pathctic.
- Would you stop cryng over fuCking...

-...spilt milk?!
- l have no leg!

Now you do. Whaf do you fhink?

- You could carry me, Wray.
- Yeah? You never wanted that before.

Why sfart now?

Ahh!

This is fuCking ridiCulous.

Thc sheriff must've takcn
the others to JT's. Get in!

Goddamn if, waif for me.

- My Ieg's stuck in thc door.
- lt's just wood.

- It's splintering!
- Will you just leave it alone?

Why is this happening fo mo?

Just do mc a favor right now
and just stay strong.

Sfay?

Yeah, baby, sfay.

OK, my name is EIectra. FuCking Iisten.

It's furry.

It's a furry ono.

EI for EIectra, Amc from Amelia.
Does that make any fuCking sense?

You can call mc whatevcr thc fuck
you want. l don't give a sht.

- You said ten!
- l'm sorry.

Wc can't bc watching your kid
all goddamned night!

Your friend nevcr showcd up,
and we got shit to do!

Thaf's righf.

Then starf doing if.

Tony! We'ro Ioaving!

- Wait, my tarantula.
- Bring it, let's go.

And my furtlo. And my scorpion.

Wc're not octopuses.
We Can't Carry everythng.

- Octopi.
- Come on! Let's go.

Tony, what did I tcll you? You can't
bring them all. Didn't l tell you that?

If's oK. They can Iivo in fho samo fank.

- What about my pocket bikc?
- lt's in the trunk.

Where you think you're going,
you fuCking bitCh?!

Wo're gonna fuCking kill you!

We're gonna kill you, bitCh!

Aro you suro you wanna do fhis?

Evcrybody grab a badgc and a gun.
You're all deputes,

as of this momcnt forward,
except for you, Wray.

Nopo.

- What do we got?
- Gomething's wrong up there.

JT always comcs out and greets.
Let's go!

Try nof fo shoof yourselvos.

Don'f shoof oach ofher.

Buf ospeCially...

...don't shoof mo.

JT!

Go on! Gef off him, Rusfy!

Goddamn, JT.

Yah!

Ehh!

Barbeque?

Asshole.

- Damn good sausagc Iink, JT.
- Best n Texas.

Must'vc passcd out
after l killed those things.

NiCe shooting.

Evcrybody, gathcr up supplies.
We head out in 20.

I wanf you fo open fhaf for Mommy.

Now, fake the gun.

Careful.

And if anyonc
Comes to the door that sn't me,

I wanf you fo shoof fhom, oK?

I'm not kidding, Tony.
You shoot them.

Jusf like your video games.

You shoof fhom in fhe head.

Whaf if it's Dad?

EspoCially if it's your dad.

And be carcful
where you point that thing.

You'II blow your own facc off.
l'll be right back.

I Iovo you.

Tony!

Hollo, baby.

Open!

Look whaf you did fo our son!

Sfay away!

Goddamn it, I told you
l didn't want to see you again.

Daddy!

Gof your sorry ass in here!

If it's escape vchicles you want,
esCape vehiCles l got.

Righf fhis way.

Wafch that meat!

Moof my wife.

Jesse James Custom Dominator.

I made Jcssc a platc
of barbeque so good,

hc made this baby for mc
free of fuckng charge.

Got anything that could
transport more people?

- Where's the top?
- Baby's chopped permanently.

Ain't got no roll bar,
chiCken wire, none of that sht.

- No protcction.
- And she's fast.

Nifrous injocfed, 350 horsopower engine.

Who are you? I mean really.
Wray's Wreckage?

That's what it says on your fruck.

Are you a wreCker, Wray?

I'm nobody.

If's fhe easiosf fhing fo remomber.

So remember if.

Hoy, you wanf some barbeque?

- Bcst in Texas.
- Aw, no thanks.

- What's the mattcr? You don't eat mcat?
- oh, l eat meat.

I also eat Iots of shif.

- Scc this?
- What's that?

Ghif-eafing grin.

You oughf fo be a Comedian.

- What do you think of thc Ieg?
- oh, that's funny.

How's your stump?

They knocked it out something fierce.
Still Can't feel a thing.

This must be the real Bone Shack.

- OId JT knows how to Iive.
- Like fuCk he does.

- I Iikc how you say "fuck."
- Good. Fuck you.

FuCk me?

Oh, so now you're the comedian.
Go ahead. Drop your pants.

Thaf'II be good for a Iaugh.

I highly doubf fhat.

- That's my jacket.
- Yes, l know.

I Iooked for it for two wooks.

Look, you wcrc being
an unbelievable dick.

I was walking out on you.

I was cold.
l took your fucking jacket.

So if you're gonna go on one of your
psycho, obsessve Controllng rants

abouf a jackof, fhon fucking fake if.

'Causc I'd rather fucking freezc than
fuCking hear about it one more fime.

- Did you find what was in the pocket?
- Fuck no.

Look for jf.

No, the other ono.

I was gonna give it to you,
but you left me.

You fook fho jaCkef.

And I Iookcd for it
for two weeks.

Read if.

"Two against the world."

Remember fhat?

I never forgot it.

Why'd you Ieavo?

Because you didn't
beleve in us or in me.

I figurcd onc of thc ncw deputies
mght end up shooting me,

- but not you, Tolo!
- Sorry! l'm sorry.

- Dumb-ass.
- You're gonna be all rght.

McCraw is here
and a whole bunch of others.

Come on! Move your ass! Como on!

What did I tell you, Tony?

Don'f poinf fhe gun af yourself.

Didn'f I fell you thaf?

Thank you for telling mc about...
you know.

Don't mention it.
That's an order.

If I had known fhaf you were...

...EI Wray, I wouldn't havc
gven you such a hard fime.

I didn'f mean fo be a priCk abouf if.

"Need fo know basis," fhaf kind of shit.

Tako fhis.

Do whaf you do bosf.

No, you're not.
Don't give hm the gun.

Give him the gun, Tolo.

Give him that gun.

Give him all fho guns.

Holy shit.

Thaf boy's gof fhe devil in him.

We gofta fight them off.
Get to our vehcles.

- AII right.
- All right.

Everyono bohind me.

Outside, now!

Goddamn you!

Everybody back insido!

You, Skip, front and Center.

Go out fronf, starf up the Kill Dozer.

We need it to transport
the other survvors.

You fucking crazy?
l'm not going out there.

- I'II covcr you.
- l'm not going.

- I ncver miss.
- Come on, Skip.

If's go-go, nof Cry-Cry.

Chorry!

Oh, dear.

JT! You takc whoevcr you can fit
in your convertble!

Everyono olse on board!

- Skip, grab thc twins! Comc on with mc!
- You take the chopper.

- I nccd somconc clse to drivc my truck!
- l'll do t.

You're bleeding Iikc a stuck pig,
your vision is blurred,

- and you'rc on your Iast Icg.
- Anythng else?

Don't wreck it.

Somcbody grab the slaw. It ain't
no barbeque wthout coleslaw!

- I nccd a gun!
- Take this.

Fucking cool!

AII right, y'all, hcad out.
l'll hold 'em off.

I Can fake Caro of myself.

Bye, daddy.

Remomber how to ride a bike?

Usoloss talent number 32.

Good. Anyono olse havo a car?

You sure you're oK driving fhis fhing?

Holl, yeah.

Dakofa! We're sorry about Tony.

Thanks.

Your engine is shot
and you've got three blown fires.

But I'vc got
a poCket bike n the trunk.

- Is it fast?
- Zero to 50 in four seconds.

You ride wifh hor.

- I'm Chcrry.
- You sure are.

Move ouf!

Damn shame.

Rusty!

Goddamn if!

Sheriff, how muCh ammo wo gof?

Nof enough.

Don'f shoof! We'ro nof infocfed!

AII survivors goffa come wifh us.

EspeCially you...

...EI Wray.

I don't go by that name anymore.

If's oK. If's oK.

We'rc hcrc in quarantinc
with the other survivors.

Whoro is here?

The old Army base.

EI Wray?

Thaf you?

Hc's with them.
l saw him n ther convoy earlier.

I'm a scicntist and a busincssman.
Not military.

Which is why he's gonna tell us
what the fuck s going on.

They're sfoaling biochemical woapons.

- DC-2?
- Also known as Project Terror.

Designcd to take out an entire populacc
n a controlled, landloCked area.

You woro supplying if fo fhom.

So why'd fhey shuf you ouf?

They found my supply.
lt's under our feet.

Ten stories down.

Thc only treatmcnt is a regimcntcd
exposure to DC-2, tself.

- Delays the negativc cffccts.
- They need t.

- Likc a drug.
- CorreCt. We found that

a small pcrcentage of people
are not affeCted by the gas tself.

And within this
small perCentage lies a Cure.

Whaf do you wanf fo do?

Moxico.

Put our backs against the occan
and defend ourselves from there.

No. We have to get baCk to my Iab.

This infection will sprcad
all over the world

to cvery man, woman and child,
unless l fnsh my antidote.

You have an antidofo?

You! You! Come wifh us.

Move if! Move if, Poggy!

- You Iike Ava Gardncr?
- Sorry?

Ava Gardner, do you Iike hor?

Yeah, I guess.

I was jusf fhinking fhaf you, uh...

...kind of Iook Iike
Ava Gardner a little bt.

You gof something you wanna say to me?

I havo nofhing fo say fo you.

You got nothing to say, huh?
That's funny.

'Cause I could'vc sworc you just gavc me
a "fuck you" look right now.

You wanna say "fuck you" to me?

Nof af fhis momenf.

Do you know whaf fhis is?

- A gun.
- lt's simplicity itself.

You scc, you point it
at what you want to de,

and you pull thc Iittlc triggcr here,
and a lttle bullet comes outta here.

And the Iiftle bullet
hits you right there.

And you know what?

You don'f Iook Iike Ava Cardner no more.

Don'f faunf mo, framp.

I am nof one fo be faunfed. You got it?

Lef mo hoar you say "I gof if."

- I got it.
- You damn well better.

Tool.

Thaf's if. I figured if ouf.

Salf. Got it all figured out. It's salt.

BIood is salty. That's all my saucc
needed was just a lttle more salt.

Just nccdcd a Iittlc thickcning agcnt,
you know what l'm talking about.

- What arc you doing, JT?
- l gotta put more salt in it.

Do the same goddamncd thing
the blood did.

Tcll you what, brothcr,
that little bit of blood did the triCk.

Don't do nothing stupid, JT.
l got t covered.

It's alrcady got my sweat and tears.
Now all it needs s some blood!

- Drop the gun!
- JT!

- Do it now!
- oK, oK. Don't shoot!

JT, you all righf?

You all righf, bro?

Goddamn it, I'm not
all right at all. Not at all.

- Wait hcrc.
- oh, l sure wll.

Goddamn sauce.

Womon in cages.

Soo tham in action.

Soo tham in Iovo.

See them in terror.

White skin on the hlack market.

Soft flesh for hard cash.

Womon in cages.

I'm gonna go get my diCk wef.

She's got one Iog.

Easier aCcess.

You gof a poinf.

Get the rest of this shit upstairs,
and we'll blow ths entire floor.

Gof Lowis down here.

- He's gefting his dick wet, sir.
- Get hm the fuCk down here now!

Lewis? Wilson?

- Whcrc arc my men?
- l've got several right here.

Whaf fho fuck's fhis?

They're balls, sweetheart.

I'm walking out of hcrc
with the sht, Wray.

- Lct us go.
- Tell me why we should.

- Bccausc I carncd it.
- How you figure that?

You want the story?
l'll spin it for you quck.

A termitc's ncst of caves
on the Afghan border,

me and my mcn, walking around
wth our dcks in our hands

and our balls in our throats,
looking for America's most wanted.

- Bin Ladcn?
- Yeah.

For once, our intel was right on the
money. l Come around a Corner, bam,

- there he is, Iooking mc in thc eyes.
- Wait. You killed Bin Laden?

I put two in his hcart,
one in his computer.

- So that was you?
- Yeah, that was me.

CIass-A clustcrtuck.
He wasn't supposed to be there,

wc weren't supposcd to be there,
and l sure as fuck

wasn't supposcd to bc thc one
to punch his dialysis ticket.

So instcad of a chest full of medals,
we got a faCe full of DC-2.

No cure.

That is not until we found somebody
from the other side

willing to sell us batches
of this shit.

Scicnce comes first, but busincss
Comes a close fuckng seCond.

Then you rcalized if you
could infeCt a large enough populaCe,

cxpcriment on its survivors,
you'd fnd a cure.

I sworc to my men that I'd do cverything
n my power to keep them alive.

Thaf's whaf I infend fo do, Wray.

Undorsfand?

I nover had a choiCe.

Noifhor do I , sir.

God blcss you
and your serviCe to this counfry.

You'ro a docfor?

I was earlier fonighf.

I always wanted to be a doCtor.

Instead, I Can do fhis.

Usoloss talent number 66.

- I'm vcry pliable.
- A girlfriend of mine had a theory.

She said af some poinf in your Iifo...

...you find a usc for cvery
useless talent you ever had.

- It's Iike connccting the dots.
- l'm not that optmistc.

I fccl Iike I'm sinking down thc drain
and l Can't get out.

She'd say. . . when you're stuck
in that spral...

...you roach up.

What if there's nothing up fhoro?

Jusf reach up.

- You're a danccr.
- l was earlier tonight.

Well, I'm pulling you ouf of refiremonf!

Gof your ass up!

Now I'm starvcd for cntcrtainment, baby,
and that means you. Radio!

Well, baby, now!

That's what I'm talking about.
Dance it up.

Koop dancing!

I have secn me some crazy-ass shit
in my day...

...but I ain't nevcr seen mc
a one-legged stripper.

I've sccn me a strjpper
wth one breast...

...and I've sccn me a strjpper
with 1 2 toes...

...and I've sccn me a strjpper
with no brains at all...

...but I ain't nevcr seen mc
a one-legged stripper.

And I'vo boon fo MoroCco.

Dance, bitCh!

Broak a Ieg.

Broak if off!

Dance for mo, mofhertuCker.

You thought it was prctty funny,
didn't you?

ACfually, yes.

You gave mc somc wood,
now l'm gonna give you...

...some fucking wood!

Your gas! You need your gas!

No, fuck thc gas! Fuck it!
l'm just gonna have to make ths quiCk!

- Whcrc did you get that?
- Useless talent number 3?.

- I brokc my Icg.
- That's oK.

I mado you somefhing.

I do bolieve in you. AIways have.

I believe that you could be boftor.

You desorve beffer...

...evon boftor fhan me.

Right now, I need you to becomo...

...who you'ro meanf fo be.

Stand.

I'd sfand CIear if I were you.

Opon fhaf door, will you, baby?

Thoy've destroyed mosf of fhe tanks.

Any that arc Icft we'II gct
on our way to the heliCopters.

Thcrc arc two helicoptcrs,
big enough to take all of us.

Who Can fly?

Can anyone else fly a helicopfor?

I can fly, but no way in hcll
l'm gonna fly tonght.

OK, Cool. I'II fly.

Lef's go.

I fhink we're gonna sfay here, Wray.

You'II takc care of this
for me then, sheriff?

- With pleasurc.
- Three mnutes.

- Your brothcr's a good man, JT.
- Best n Texas.

Hop on.

- No, the other way.
- oh.

No, the other way.

The helicoptcrs are on
the other side of this wall.

We make a run for if!

No! If wc all gct killed,
there's no stoppng ths plague.

Don't you get it?
We're the antidote!

- Well, is thcrc anothcr way around?
- Wait here.

I don't supposc thcrc arc any
other bioChemiCal engneers around?

Tako fhaf as no.

Wo have fo gef ovor fhaf wall.

I was thinking wc could build us a ncw
plaCe rght there where the old one was.

You Cook, I work fhe baCk.

You don't makc that rent
so goddamn high.

You share the recipc,
we share the rent.

Sfart af 250 dogroos.

I knew it. For how Iong?

- Twclve pounds?
- Sure.

Twolve pounds, 1 2 hours.

- Wrapped in tin foil, right?
- l don't use no goddamn fol.

Damn. Tomatoes? Fresh?

Canned.

- No shit?
- Yeah.

- Score mc some?
- oh, yeah.

'Causo we'ro brofhors.

Thank you for this.

You just rcmembcr you got to takc
ths reCpe to your grave.

I fhink I Can goddamn guaranteo fhaf.

That's our Cue.

Cherry Darling...

...if's all you.

Lef's go!

Wray!

Damn if, Wray!

OK, you nccd to gct up
'Cause we're leaving.

They fold me I'd find you here.

I was beginning fo Iose hopo.

I'm sorry. . . buf I Iied.

I did wanna hurt you.

My furn.

No more dead bodies for Daddy fonighf.

Never did Iike that son of a bifCh.

Abouf as usoloss as a peCker on a pope.

- Don't touch anything.
- l want to fly t!

- Hc said not to touch anything!
- You don't know what you're doing!

I do know whaf I'm doing! Shuf up!

Shut up! Sit down
and don't fucking touch anythng!

Everybody sif down!

Whoo!

Hit fhe wipers.

- Co on, Ieavc me.
- l am not leaving you here like fhis.

Thc mothertuckers around hcrc
eat road kll.

Soo? I'm funny.

- I made you Iaugh.
- Go to the oCean.

Put your backs to it,
protect yourselves there.

I'm nof Ieaving you, Wray.

If's two against the world.

If will bo.

I promise.

I nevor miss.

Don'f worry, baby.

You'II find your way.

Roach up!

Roach up!

It's Iiko you said
it would he, Wray.

I'm Iike you said I would he.

I find tho Iost...

...the weary...

...those that havo no hopo.

I find them and I Iead them...

...to a Iand wo'vo mado for ourselvos.

The Iand hy tho sea.

It's hoautiful.

Sho's hoautiful.

I wish you could soo us... us two.

It's Iiko you said it would ho.

Two against the world, hahy.

Two against tho world.