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[theme music plays]

♪ One, two One, two, three ♪

[vocalizing]

[Tilly] Shoehorns, dewdrops, cat hair,

light bulbs, bodybuilders, hair nets,

magazines, Swiss cheese, Easy Cheese,

and... rocks.

And that's the full list of things I'm thankful for.

Wow, Tilly, that's very... specific.

I'm just thankful we're all here

to have a nice Thanksgiving together.

Phooey! When you get to be my age,

the only thing you're thankful for

is that death hasn't come for you yet.

But when it does...

I'll be ready.

I'll tell you what I ain't thankful for--

crummy old TVs that don't even work.

How am I supposed to watch the game on this ancient thing?

Come on, Cricket. Today's supposed to be about being thankful for what you've got,

-not getting upset about what you don't got. -[grumbling]

Allow me to assist, brother.

-Yes! Tilly, don't move! -O-Okay.

-Hi, I'm Louis. -What the...

This year at Price Busters,

we're celebrating Thanksgiving with amazing savings

store-wide!

Appliances, furniture, TVs, you name it.

We're busting prices on everything!

Busting prices on everything?

Show 'em how it's done, Buster.

-Oh, no! Oh! -[cash register rings]

Oh, come on, Buster, you can do better than that.

[coughs] No. No, please!

Buster? Buster!

♪ Price Busters ♪

Oh, my gosh. This is perfect.

We can finally afford a new TV.

We gotta go right now!

I don't know, Cricket.

I don't really want to spend our Thanksgiving in a store.

Ah, don't worry, Dad. We'll be in and out in no time.

It's Thanksgiving. Who goes shopping on Thanksgiving?

-[people clamoring] -[man over intercom] Welcome to Price Busters,

where we'll be busting prices all day long.

[maniacal laughter]

-Happy Thanksgiving! -Whoa!

-[laughing] -No. No!

[all] Huh?

Sir, that is not for sale.

Sir, I am not for sale!

That was a fun thought. Now let's go home.

Nyah! We can't give up yet. We just got here.

Son, look around. This place is a madhouse.

Now, let's get back to our Thanksgiving dinner before it spoils.

Oh, it's all fine and good until we sit down

and go back to squinting like bats in the daylight.

-[all] Hmm. -Y'all, a new TV could change our lives.

Grandma, you'll be able to hear this TV without your hearing horn.

Really? All right!

[Cricket] And, Dad, you'll see colors you've never heard of,

like "gred" and-- muah!-- "blornge."

Hmm. Blornge does sound nice.

All of which is presented in glorious HD.

HD?

[dramatic music plays]

Count me in.

You see? And we gotta go right now.

Gotta get those deals!

Things look a bit quieter down that way.

Now, let's go get that TV--

-push me, Dad-- E-e-e-e-e! -[groans]

Ooh, looks like some good deals happened here.

[Dad] Are you sure about this, Cricket?

Of course I'm sure, Dad.

[Grandma] This looks like no-man's land.

I think we're getting close!

Electronics should be just around the corner.

[man on intercom] Attention, shoppers. For the next 10 minutes,

you'll find ridiculous deals in... sporting goods!

Boy, I wouldn't want to be in the middle of all that.

-[rumbling] -[all gasp]

[people clamoring]

Brace yourselves!

Get off me!

They're too strong! We can't hold them!

They're empowered by savings. We gotta get out of here!

-Cricket! -We're getting separated! Let's meet up by the TVs!

The only languages these animals understand is fighting.

Good thing I'm fluent.

-[punches landing] -[people groaning]

All right, who's next?

[shouting]

[groaning]

[exclaiming]

-[blow lands- -[people groan]

Wait, wait, wait. Okay, you can have it.

You want this toy, right? Just take it!

Toy? Honey, I ain't doin' it for the toy.

I'm doin' it for the sport.

[clamoring]

Dagnabbit. I knew coming here was a big mistake.

Savings and deals, my foot.

I'm gonna grab Ma and the kids

and head back home where we belong.

Now, I think we came from... this way?

[grunts] Mister, can you help me, please?

I want to give this fishing pole

to my dad, but I can't reach.

Well, sure thing, little buddy.

On a day like today, it's important to remember

you gotta give back to those in ne-e-e-e-e-e...

Mister?

This is a real nice pole. For five dollars?

Are they crazy? This is top-of-the-line stuff.

Mister, can you put it in my little hands, please?

A lifetime guarantee?

Reinforced with platinum fibers?

The fish I could catch with this.

Mister, can you let go now?

Don't hate me, boy.

-No! Mister, wait! -[panting]

No!

Cricket said to wait up in electronics.

[clamoring]

Oh, dandy. There it is.

Just got to get through this sea of angry people.

Excuse me, sir.

[maniacal roaring]

-[gasps] -[head squeaks]

Well, such rudeness cannot go unpunished.

Oh, that will do nicely.

[exclaiming]

[groans]

[people groaning]

Happy Thanksgiving, you turkeys.

Oh, maybe Dad was right.

This feels like a lost cause. [gasps]

The TV!

It's magnificent!

Thanksgiving is saved! I gotta call the family.

[whooping]

-Huh? -Huh?

Cricket!

Guys, you made it! Wait. Who are you?

Oh, we're just a family looking for a good deal.

-What? -[crazed barking]

And thanks to you, we found one.

-Happy Thanksgiving. -[Dad] Stop right there.

I believe that's ours. -Mm.

[chortles] It looks like we're in quite the conundrum.

If you want this TV,

you'll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands.

With pleasure.

[screaming]

Edward! [snarls]

-[growls] -[shouting]

[shouting]

-Get off me! -[shouting]

[groans] Is that all you got?

Huh?

[gasps] Hey, guys, more TVs.

Whoa. Look at all this. What?

[people clamoring]

-What show is this? -[door shuts]

Oh, that?

[chuckles]

It's my show.

Hey, you're that guy from the commercial.

What are you doing working on Thanksgiving?

[groans] As the manager of this store,

I'm forced to work on Thanksgiving every year,

which means no turkey dinner for Louis.

But if I'm going to suffer

because nobody can resist a good deal,

then so will everyone else.

Attention, shoppers.

All light bulbs are now 80% off!

[gasping, snarling]

[chuckles]

Look at that chaos. I love it.

All this fighting is just a sick game to you?

Well, the Greens ain't gonna be a part of it.

We're gettin' our TV and gettin' out of here.

Oh, I don't think so, boy.

They've already succumbed to my trap!

Give me that TV!

[groaning]

[whimpering]

Oh, gosh, Tilly! She's got the face of a demon!

-I don't even recognize her. -You're too late.

They've turned into monsters, like everyone else.

And now it's time for the big finale.

-[siren wails] -Attention, shoppers.

Going on sale now, our Thanksgiving ultimate finale item--

a 180-inch, 40k

HD VibraColor TV,

for the special price of...

one dollar.

One dollar? No one could resist that deal.

Exactly. Their Thanksgiving will be ruined,

just like mine! [maniacal laughter]

I won't let you get away with this.

[trance-like voices] TV... TV...

Oh, man, it's crazy out here. I gotta find my family.

TV. T-- Huh?

[shouts]

Dad, Grandma, Tilly, get down from there!

[maniacal laughter]

Nothing can save these bargain-hunting barbarians now.

[laughing] Hey, what are you doing?

Little boy, don't you want this TV?

Very much so, but I want my family

slightly mo-o-ore!

No. No. No-o-o!

T-- Huh?

I did it! I ding-dang did it!

Everything's back...

to normal.

The tiny man broke our TV! Get him!

Whoa, whoa, hold on. I got something to say.

Go on.

Good people of Price Busters, hear me.

Today is supposed to be about being thankful for what you got,

not fightin' for what you don't got.

These incredibly low, alluring

and enticing prices made us all forget that.

So I say we all go home and spend Thanksgiving the right way--

with our loved ones and our hearts full of gratitude.

-[sobs] -And that bit of wisdom is free.

Hey, everyone, Hudkins is selling TVs for a dang quarter!

I'm gonna buy six of those bad boys.

Oh, boy. Yaah!

[people clamoring]

[Dad] That was beautiful, son.

Dad, Tilly, Grandma, you're okay!

Oh, I missed you guys. How about we head home and eat our dinner?

Well, we've been here so long,

the food is definitely spoiled by now.

-You see, airborne pathogens... -Wait!

I think I know how to save Thanksgiving dinner. Follow me!

[Cricket] This pre-packaged store food

works just as well for a Thanksgiving meal.

-Dinner is served. -Looks great, son.

You know, I never said what I was thankful for back home.

I'm thankful for my family and that we're all back to normal.

Well, Louis, it's another Thanksgiving all alone

-in Price Busters. -[Cricket] Hey, Louis,

want to spend Thanksgiving with us?

That would be really nice. Thank you.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.

Amen to that. Now, let's watch some football!

[cheering]

Hello?

[Tilly] Come here, Marguerite. Right this way.

Yes. Follow me.

I know you want this delicious carrot.

But how about you enjoy it

with me and Saxon at our tea party?

To entice you even further,

I have prepared formalwear.

[bleating]

-Would you like to-- -[squawks]

I guess that, uh,

well, you lose some and you lose some.

[gasps] Who is this apparition?

Whoa! Whose cat are you?

Oh, my.

So smooth. So graceful.

[meows]

Oh, my gosh, you're perfect.

-[purring -Huh?

Thank you, universe, for this gift.

What's your name? Anoush, huh?

I think this could be the start of a beautiful friendship, Anoush.

I am so happy I could sing.

♪ Could this be love... ♪

-Drop that demon spawn! -Anoush!

-[snarls] -Oh, hi, Grandma.

Your shrill voice scared away Anoush, my new best friend.

Listen, little lady, that cat ain't your friend.

In fact, it belongs to my worst enemy,

a man next door by the name of Mr. Gregorian.

Aah! Speak of the devil.

Trash for the trash woman.

The only trash I see around here is you, Gregorian!

I don't like you, angry woman.

-I don't like like you. -Oh, I don't like you.

Well, I don't like you.

I don't like you!

It's complicated.

He doesn't seem that--

Never see that dirty cat again, ever.

-Yes, Grandma. -Now, if you'll excuse me,

quilts don't make themselves.

Mr. Gregorian and Grandma may have a feud,

but that doesn't need to affect me and Anoush.

I think I'll go over and talk to Mr. Gregorian.

I mean, who could say no to...

[blowing rhythmic fanfare]

Tilly?

You... are not the landlady.

Hello, my fair neighbor. My name is Tilly Green, and--

Oh, I know you.

You live with demon woman next door.

What do you want?

Uh... Well, actually, sir,

I am here to see sweet Anoush.

-You see, your cat and I have... -No.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No. Anoush will be no friend of yours.

You stay away from him.

Has Anoush been asking about me? I'm sure he misses me.

If I could just have a moment to say hello...

-Hi, Anoush! How have you been? -[meows]

Rats.

Don't worry, Anoush. We'll be together again soon.

I will find a way for us to be reunited,

or my life knows no--

-Scram! -Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.

[Tilly] ♪ Tuna and milk Tuna and milk ♪

♪ Every cat loves Some tuna and milk ♪

Well, that didn't go as planned,

But where there's a will, there's a way.

Hey, Tilly, you want an ice pop?

Oh! Uh, no thank you, Cricket.

I am busy trying to lure the most lovely,

wonderful cat into my life.

Oh, look! There he is now!

[meows]

Hmm? Aah!

You're trying to hang out with Mr. Gregorian's cat?

Tilly, you've got to be careful. That man...

is a Dracula!

You think all old men are Draculas.

Oh, look at him. My sweet Anoush.

Mm, I don't know, Tilly.

You'd better be careful, 'cause you've got a grandma

and a Dracula keeping an eye on you.

You're right, brother, which is why we must hang out...

-in secret. -[meows]

Peek-a-boo, Anoush!

Peek-a-boo!

Oh, come on. Give it a try.

Peek-- Aah!

-Aha! I knew it! -Aah!

I told you, stay away from my Anoush.

And you! I tell you to stay away from girl

with teeth too big for mouth!

Mr. Gregorian, I'm sorry.

We were just having fun.

Goodness me!

I had no idea you were having fun!

Wait. What was that? Uh-huh. Mm-hmm.

Anoush say he is not having fun, and he hate you.

What? He said that?

Wait. Cats can't talk. You're just being mean.

Listen, little girl,

whatever this is, it is over.

You will never see Anoush again!

-[gasps] -[meows]

No! Anoush!

"Catio" fencing will keep you away

from demon girl, Anoush.

Well, I guess love is dead and my life is over.

[meowing]

But soft! What paw through yonder fenceth pokes?

It is my dearest, sweetest Anoush.

Hey, Tilly, Dad gave me two ice pops.

One's for you, but I already licked it.

Oh, Cricket,

Mr. Gregorian is keeping Anoush away from me.

But he just doesn't love Anoush like I do.

I must rescue him.

It's the only way we can be together.

[Mr. Gregorian] All right, Anoush,

I'll be out to the grocery store for an hour.

You be good, now.

Fate is on the side of love today.

-Tilly, what are you doing? -I'm doing this with or without you.

And I hope it's "with," 'cause I'm gonna need a boost.

-Fine. -[grunts]

Keep your eye out for Mr. Gregorian.

But he's a Dracula!

Don't let me down, brother.

Be swift, be smart,

stay alive.

[grunts, panting]

Anoush?

Anoush? Anoush-- Oh, my gosh!

[relieved chuckle] It's just... It's just a photo.

Now, where is... [screams]

-Oh, this is just abstract art. -[meow]

Anoush!

I found you!

We gotta get you out of here.

Oh, what's taking Tilly so long?

Nope, not gonna worry. She can take care of herself.

Just gotta pass the time.

Yaah!

Ahh...

[coughing]

Whoa. Coulda died.

-Get out of my way! -[bats screeching]

A Dracula! [panicked shouting]

Dad!

Oh, another fine pickle you've gotten yourself into, Fred.

All right, Anoush, we are all done packing. [gasps]

-[rattling] -[gasps]

Anoush, I am home.

-[snap] -Eh?

Hmm.

"What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

A trombone."

Proof of a child!

[singsong voice] Oh, Anoush,

where are you,

you naughty rascal cat, you?

Ha!

[growls]

Where are you, little demon?

Come out, come out, wherever you are.

You can't hide forever.

-Aha! Huh? -[panting]

[growls] All right, little girl.

I've had enough. Where are you?

[growls]

[gulps]

Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.

Your favorite hiding place.

Maybe your new friend is hiding with you.

Gotcha! [screams, groans]

[panting]

Stupid closet full of hobbies I never pursue.

Anoush isn't here. Little girl isn't here.

They must really be gone.

[footsteps]

Whew! Let's take you home, Anoush.

[ Mr. Gregorian sobbing]

I love Anoush so much.

How will I live without him?

Aw. That's sad.

Well, time to go.

Anoush, you made my life complete.

Nadine is gone.

My friends are gone.

Anoush was all I had left.

[sobbing]

[meows]

-[meows] -Huh? What?

Anoushie? How?

-Oh, I missed you so much, -[purring]

my wonderful, perfect angel.

I'm sorry, Mr. G. I almost took Anoush away

from someone who loves him as much as I do.

I know what it's like to have

and lose such love.

I couldn't possibly do that to someone else.

Oh, what a saint you are.

Now get out before I call police.

That's fair.

-Goodbye, Anoush. -[sad meow]

[exasperated sigh] What's that, Anoush?

Okay, I'll take down the catio fence

so you can visit little girl once in a while,

but only because you asked.

He said that?

Wait. Cats can't talk.

[gasps] Aw, you're just being nice!

I cannot help what Anoush wants.

Just, please, no breaking and entering from now on.

No promises.

[Tilly] More tea, Saxon?

-[meows] -Well, hello.

-So glad you could make it, Anoush. -[purring]

[exclaiming]

-Hi, Mr. G. -Hello, little girl.

-I don't like you. -Well, I don't like you.

[arguing]

Oh, I guess everything is back to normal.

Isn't this nice, Cricket?

Look, I'm sorry I abandoned you earlier,

but if you're gonna fancy me up, at least let me pick the dress!

♪ I got sweat in my eyes ♪

♪ I lost a bet and got bit By a hundred flies ♪

♪ And I fell out A big, old tree ♪

♪ Hit every branch And scraped up both my knees ♪

♪ A got chased by a dog Bit by a frog ♪

♪ Got a rash on my legs Dropped a dozen eggs ♪

♪ I got splinters At seven and 10 ♪

♪ And tomorrow I'll do it all again ♪