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Mountalns.

Empty road.

More emPty road.

Empty road wlth tractor.

Mallboxes.

House with satellite dish.

Youth centre backyard.

5tupld sheep. 5tupld hay bales.

5tupld tramPo!lne girls.

Welcome to 5koddeheimen.

TURN ME ON♪ GODDAMMIT

Oh, halle!ujahl

You shou!d see how stlffand huge my dick is.

Big, warm, strong and...

5implyglorlous. Wou!d you like me to get lnslde you?

Ijust want to get inside you and !et itgo.

Jeez, am 7 ever bard.

'Are you gelng tbere? Well, thls ls lt.

Ifm oclally about to come. What about you?

Hello?

-AIma? -In the kitchen.

-Hi, darling. How was school today? -As usuDI.

-What about you? -Not quite Ds usuDI.

A local news crew came to see us.

My boss at the turnip plant won them over with his chDrm.

Why's the phone on the floor?

-H♪ AIma. -H♪ Artur.

-Nce dog. -Bngo.

Mind f I join you?

'At nlght I dream that'Artur climbs ln through my window.

He looks tender!y at me.

He leads me to the bed.

He carefully lays me down.

He pulls up my nlghtgown and caresses me wlth warm hands.

He lles down beslde me, holds me c!ose.

5tays there untll morning.

-I'm heaúng this way. kay.

You gong to the pa?

Eah. -Cool.

-Sorry. -Smokng sn't heDIthy.

No, it's úamn unhealthy. 8ut t calms me down.

-I'm serious. We don't have all day. ou're rght.

-What about him? -perfect.

-Excuse me? Hi. -H.

I was gong to buy beer, but forgot my ID Dt home.

What a pi.

-He was all right. -Well♪ mDybe.

Hurry. The bus.

-Do you have to? Every time? eDh.

-Wlld Wet Dreams, 5tlg speaking? -H♪ t's AImD.

'Alma?Jeez, I was worried. Youjust vanlshed. What happened?

-Mom came home. h dear.

-She úún't get it. -Well, that's good.

-Just so you know. Call you Iater. -Please do, Alma.

-What do you think? -Pre neat.

-Jogging reúuces sick Ieave. -It that a problem?

It coulú become one. You never know.

In any case♪ t's a qood idea to stay n shDpe.

Bye.

-H, Magda. -H.

'Artur's golng to the pa. I've bought a new dress.

I had my doubts. Then Marla came ln and said:

I think you Iook hot. Buy t.

Marla's cool. My best friendsf big sister. 5tudles soclology in Oslo.

5he sald, "Come and visit me. Brlng Aur along."

Then she wlnked slyly.

"Hl, 'Aur. " "Hl, Alma."

"Wanna step outside?" "Okay."

We run through the forest.

Aur looks at me.

He says we're alike, and belong together.

He takes my hand in his.

And we're one.

-Leavng already? -Can't stay too Iong.

8ehave at the pa. Don't drink untl you puke or get pregnDnt. OkDy?

All right. Bye, Maria.

She's havng a blast in Oslo. parfes, concerts♪ cool roommDtes.

Whle we're here, locked up♪ oppressed.

Ake t easy. -I'm sck of ths hole.

-I'm so done wth t. I'm Ieaving. -So where are you gonnD go?

To Texas, to work to abolish captal punshment.

-How? -Rasng awDreness.

Like, daily demos outsde the courfrooms.

Ood Iuck. ou wanna spenú your Ife here?

Be a shop clerk, pa on untl you turn grDy?

-I'll get an eúucation Iater. -In whDt?

Master of stacking and bachelor of prce tDggng?

There's Artur. He plays gutar n the chor bDnd.

-And I'm singing solo. Hi ! -H, Arfur.

All men are potential rapists. They cDn úo t f they wDnt.

-But don't. hey have the geDr.

-Relax♪ will you? -I'm relDxed.

This snger's a fascist. He's alwDys been.

-As if. -It's true.

-Ready to step outside? -No.

-I'll wait a bit. -Me too.

-Why the big smile? -He poked me wth hs dck. Arfur.

-Artur. -He pokeú you wth hs dck?

-What úo you mean? -I was outsúe. Artur cDme.

He stooú besde me, opened hs fly anú got out hs boner.

He pusheú t aganst my thigh. Lke ths.

Ou sure t was his dick? eDh.

-I was just catchng some fresh air. -Lsten to yourself!

It's like. . . Hello♪ AIma! "He poked me wth hs úck!" Cet reDI.

Ou know what AIma just said? -I neeú D smoke.

Hat you pokeú her with your dick. hanks D Iot♪ AImD.

8ut. . . He úú poke me with his dick.

Well, I've seen enouqh boners to know they'ú shrnk Dround you.

So off the mark.

Alma, are you awake?

Yeah.

-May I come in? -No.

Alma♪ you're much too young to drnk beer.

-I'm almost 15. -Alma♪ pleDse...

please what? please turn 16♪ or pleDse don't?

Ou know what I mean. -I've got a fever.

I won't allow t n any case.

Alma home?

-Mornng♪ AIma. -H.

What happened yesterday outsde the youth centre?

I don't remember. I was drunk.

Aren't you afraú I'II infect you?

I'm gonna take off my pants.

You're gonna go down on me, then Itll go down on you. Okay?

Artur came by. He fucked me. He Ioved t.

8ut I want more. I want more.

Touch them.

Oh yes♪ AIma.

Now go úown on me, or I!ll hammer your heDd n.

Get me a hammer. Now!

Hello?

Everyone knows what you said. Nobody wants to tDIk to you.

Ingrld came to see me. 5he took out her !lp gloss.

I wanted a hammer lnside me.

Igot up. Brushed against her with my tlt. 5he screamed:

-Goú úamn it! -And le.

Mypersonal helljust broke loose.

Alma ! We've overslept. Get up! I'II úrve you.

I'm really sorry.

Have a nce day.

Let me see.

"Anyone pokeú you with. . ."

Silence.

Day 1: The note.

Day 2: Me and the garbage bin.

Day 3...

"Dlck-A!ma".

Misslon outcast accomplished.

-I want a hash cigarette. -A hash cgDrerte?

Es please. -AII rght.

We'll hx t úurng the Iunch break. Hundreú kroner. OkDy?

Has anyone poked AIma wth hs úck IDtely?

Does anyone want to smoke this wth me? Artur♪ what Dbout you?

Huh?

That day, 'Aur wa!ked me home from the bus stoP. He said:

I don't really Ike the sisters, at least not the blond one, Ingrd.

-I think she's stupid. ou do?

I really like you, Alma. But it's so hard to express what I feel.

You're so...

-Unpopular. hat's rght.

From now on it's us. I!ll always úefend you.

It's too Iate. I'm moving to New York to become D model.

But...

What's that?

We hurry home. Mom's not tbere.

Wejump lnto her bed, tear offour clothes and have sex.

Then we smoke the hash cigaree.

Aur blows smoke rlngs like a pro.

I turn so. Aur turns bard.

Then we keep having sex untll sunrlse.

Dick-Alma♪ Dick-AIma !

-Where have you been? he malbox at the grocery store.

All rqht.

It seems mpossble♪ but you can feel hs stench all the wDy up here.

Time for a break soon.

Ingrld wlll apply more !ip gloss. Then she'll approach Aur and say:

"You goa see thls. " 5hefllpull him lnto the broom closet.

Let hlm fondle her blg, fat tits.

They kiss, agree to marry and have brats.

Coddamn cholr slut.

Good enough?

Hi.

-Cool jacket. hanks.

This sucks big time.

I know. Hopeless.

-What is it? -Feel the smell?

-No. -Hash.

-It stinks of hash. My jacket. he only stench here s of sweDt.

-No, it's hash. I promise. ery well.

-I'm not crazy. -Surely not.

-H♪ Kjartan. -Hello♪ SDrDIou.

-Why are you Iooking at me? -Sorry. I'm stoned.

Ou want some? I've got more. -No thDnks.

Maybe some other time?

I'm not nto that shit.

-Goodbye. -Bye♪ SarDIou.

5374 kroner?!

What's ths? "Servce number"?

Alma, have you been calling ths servce number?

It's phone sex.

-Phone sex? -RelDx.

-I'II pay for it. -8ut you úon't hDve D job.

Maybe SebjØrn needs help Dt the store?

Rght.

We'II call him. promse not to úo t DgDn. DeDI?

Deal. Don't say I need t to pay for phone sex.

-Don't be so direct. -phone sex!

-Alma ! Servce number. -phone sex♪ dDmn t!

Phone sex! Your sck daughter needs phone sex!

-I'm úalling. -Don't sDy t.

We'II see.

-Did you tell him? -No.

You can start...

You can start tomorrow.

Just tell me one thng♪ AIma. Why on earfh dd you call D servce number?

8ecause I'm horny.

I think I neeú to be alone now.

His your hideout? eah.

"He pokeú me wth his dick." Well put.

A classic.

You dún't worry about the consequences?

-Nope. -What's t Ike?

I wanna úo Ike ths and scream.

Hen do it. -Just dú. Felt Ike D fool.

I've never been in Iove.

Not that I wanna be.

-Not untl I'm far away from here. -Why not?

-I'd enú up a housewife. -Is that whDt hDppens?

Correct.

Mom was gonna study in 8ergen.

She met úaú. End of story.

I can hang wth you here, but not at school. OkDy?

Okay.

-Hello? -Hl, lt's 5tig.

Thls ls your month!y bonus call. Are you ready?

Es. -We're ln a metroPolls. New York.

It's evenlng. It's raining, pourlng down outslde tbe UN.

I come ln through the entrance, run to the elevator. Are you with me?

You're there, ln a suit ski. You gaze hungrl!y at me.

I feel my dlck growlng, a huge tower bulldlng uP. 7 oPen my zipper.

You look at my dick. It's even bigger now. I li up your ski.

-My sut skirt? -I find the way, thrust lnto America.

You're drlPPlng wet, so...

Alma?

Dinnertime!

Eating alone wasn't much fun.

It didn't taste good. We can eat dnner together tomorrow.

Hurray for that. It's rubbsh DnywDy.

-What? -It tDstes Ike sht.

Affer "bag"♪ say "receipt".

If they say "yes", just...

here. Super smple, right? eDh.

It's always quet ths time of day.

8efore the rush.

-Borng? eah♪ D bt.

You know what we'II do now?

Close the store.

Then we'll go to the back and...

All nqht.

You're so hot.

You have no idea.

Alma.

Hello? Hello?

39.50.

I was bored, so I trled rldlng a ro!! ofcoins.

Then 5ebjØrn turned up ln my fantasy.

What's the maer witb me?

AndAur slmPly le.

Why can't hejust admit it?

-Why can't you admit it? -Jeez, youtre sck.

But you did it. Yes, you úú t! you dd t!

Ouch. Huge ouch.

-Not gooú. pull yourself together. -Go fuck yourself.

Hat's no way to address a teacher. -Fne♪ spongefDce.

People? My brthday's next week. I'm havng a pD.

Here you go.

No.

-Why not? hat's just how t s.

-How are thngs at school? -Fne.

Hat's qood. -ReDIIy.

Well, I'll go complete the orders.

I bet mom's ecstatlc tbat I'm worklng two evenlngs a week.

5he can bare!y stand looklng at me anymore.

5he trles. I mean, she's my mom.

But she can't stand it.

5he knows I'm horny. Itgrosses her out.

Maybe she's heard me.

Aurl

I can see lt ln her face.

5he's guaranteed heard me.

Llle ralsin.

-Saralou ! -KjartDn, h.

-I've written you a poem. -A poem?

Beautiful.

Why don't you want to be with me?

8ecause I úon't follow the social norm of showers Dnd deodorDnts?

Hat's not it. -My ptful moustDche?

-No. hen whDt?

I wanna get out of here. Away from Skoddehemen.

The day I turn 15, I'll get a moped. Then we can leave at once.

-Where úo you wanna go? exas. Abolsh cDptDI punshment.

-Important issue. ery.

You know, I like the way you smell.

Rank♪ but real.

Could you dust the magazine shelf? Itll pay you an extra half hour.

-Of course. -Super.

Thanks a Iot.

He blkes off wlth hls blke helmet. When he gets home, -

- he asks Ingrld why she's stopped seelng Alma.

"You used to be lnseparable."

"Haven't you heard?" "No."

"5he sald'Aurpoked her with hls dlck. 5he's a pervo."

5ebjØrn ls sPeecbless.

I have to cut this out.

-Pull myself together. 8ehave. -SmDrt.

-Well♪ cheers. -Cheers.

-By the way, I'm in love. -No?!

-Bg crisis. -8ut that's greDt!

-I must be colú♪ hard, Iet it pass. ooú plDn.

Not really.

-Who's the Iuc guy? -KjartDn.

-Sara and Kjartan. -Goú úDmn t.

-Lousy town ! -Sh store!

-Stupú republic! -Crap phone bll !

-Asshole Amercan Ieqal system ! -Goúúamn chor!

Fuck socal democracy! Fuck soce! I mean t, dDmn t!

-Cheers. -Cheers.

-I think Artur Iikes you. h?

Yeah, I'm almost certain.

-Why úo you think so? -Well♪ f úunno.

-I just think so. ou do?

Yeah. fmaqine. Me datng Kjartan. You dDtng Arfur.

-We could go on a double date. -Fne by me.

Hello? Oh h♪ SebjØrn.

A porn mag?

Listen, there's something abnormal about AImD.

So. . . Coulú you give her one more chDnce, pleDse?

Thank you so much.

Porn? You really want to support such a vle busness?

Ou're grounúeú. Go to your room. -Fne.

-Agan? -We've got regulDr dDys now.

Tuesdays and Thursdays. It's very popular. Youtre stll grounded.

-I'm thirs. -AII rght.

I'm usng the safe Iock.

Alma 5olhelmslid.

16 years old ln three months. An outcast, shunned by everyone.

Because Isald'Aurpoked me with hls dlck. Hejust said:

Thanks a Iot, AIma.

Well, thanks the same, Aur.

-Alma, are you here? -7'm here.

Good. I've got a plan.

-Don't cry when f can't comfort you. -7'm not crylng.

Good.

I thnk t's time you had a worú wth Arfur.

-I úon't know. -Maybe you'II get your Ife bDck?

Ou gong to Kari's pa? hnk so.

It's certan to be boring. She's so anDI.

Yeah.

Ou gonna start coughing? -I know you met AImD.

I followed you. You were going to the malbox. I saw you n the bus shed.

I asked myself why they never wrote back. Checkeú your desk drDwer.

Full of unsent Ietters. So who's SebjØrn's "raúcal" dDughter?

-A disloyal♪ pathetic hypocrite. -Alma never úú Dnythng wrong.

-Except Iying. -What f t's Artur who's Iyng?

-No. He treú to kss me yesterday. -Rght.

-It's true! -I'm sck of ths.

I'm gong to talk to AIma at school on MondDy.

Hello? Aren't we gonq to a pa?!

Wild Wet Dreams, 5tlg speaking?

-It's AIma. -Hll

It's been a whlle. Enough to suspect you got lucky. Am 7 rlgbt?

-I'm afrad not. -Ready to get lt on?

I'm not in the mood.

-Is it'Aur? Doesnft he want you? -No. Nobody wants me.

5ure they dol There's always someone out there.

Alking about yoursel -NoPe.

Ifve got enough to cope with. But thlnk, Alma.

There must be someone you can talk to, someone who understands you.

Maybe. f'm not sure.

Well, then there'sjust one thlng that helps.

-What? -Booze.

5ara writes leers to prisoners on death row. Ingrid's a soloist.

Marla ls havlng a great tlme in Oslo.

How are thlngs wlth Alma?

We!!...

I feel bad, saylng this about my own daughter, but...

I hate t. She only thnks Dbout one thng :

Sex. She calls sex hotlines and steals porn mDgDznes.

And I've hearú her many times. I'm so embarrDssed.

-I don't know what to do. -poor thing.

-Have you never heard yours? -No.

-Hello? -H, you prck.

-We belong together. ou're sck.

Come here.

Ou pokeú me wth your dick. -I úún't.

Ou úú. You did. -No♪ AImD.

Ou pokeú me wth your dick! kay. Fine.

-I thought t meant something. -It úún't.

-My lfe's ruined. -I know♪ but...

-So I shoulú aúmt t to everyone? hat woulú be nce.

-No way. -We belong together.

We have to be together.

Alma...

I already have a girlfriend.

Turid. From Stavanger.

We met at the Chorival Iast year.

He Chorival? -It's a festval for Ten Sng chors.

Sorry.

-Oslo? eDh.

Hop in.

Hey? Come on.

We're there.

The first recess is in fieen mlnutes.

'Aur will look to where I usually stand.

BØrre wlll notlce, and say:

"Alma's not at schoo! today. " "What do you mean?"

"You have to be strong to take the klnd ofshlt she's taken."

Aur wlll Tee!guilty.

"5he's really klnda cute. " Elnar nods hls head.

'Aur baslca!!y agrees. He's stalng to regret.

But lt's too late.

'Cause I'm nevergolng back.

-He!!o? -Is MarD home?

-Hi. I'm EIsabeth. -AImD.

Come in.

-Does Mara know you're coming? -No.

-8ecause t's a bit early. -No problem.

You've got a visitor.

-AIma? -H.

What are you úoing here?

Good mornng♪ sunshine.

Hi.

-Cool jacket. hanks.

Are you okay?

Not really.

It's pre stressful these days.

The exams are coming up, and I'm wDy behnd.

-We can talk ths evening, okay? -Sure.

Good to see you.

Hi, thls ls Dlck-'Alma's sex hotline. Łeave a message or fuck o

-H, Magda. -H.

Sorry to ústurb you. Alma ddn't come home IDst nght.

Is that so?

Ou haven't seen her? -No.

Sorry about the curfain.

-It was mean. -It was stupú. UnnecessDry.

Imagne♪ nsinuating that I spy on people.

-Of course you don't. -No, of course not.

So you haven't seen AIma?

Let's see...

At around eght yesterday evening, AlmD came out the door.

Evidently upset. Gave me the finger. She walkeú úown the roDd.

Turned left♪ probably to see Artur.

Two hours Iater♪ at half past ten, I saw her n the passenger seDt -

- of a pale blue Volvo. I assume they úrove to town.

-She probably htchhiked to Oslo. -Jesus! Oslo?

You know♪ her qreat idol lves there♪ MDrD.

-SebjØrn's elúest daughter. hank you.

Well♪ AIma's been very much alone here IDtely.

Ou know what happened at the pa? -No.

-Who was that? -Unknown cDIIer.

-Did you run away from home? eah.

Hy? -Alma doesn't have to tell everyone.

-It's okay. -Let's heDr t.

Right, about sx weeks ago, there was a pD at the youth centre.

Evehng was normal.

Then I went out for a beer. Arfur came anú stood besde me.

We stooú there. Suddenly, out of the blue♪ he unzpped hs fly -

- and took out his dick, erected, and poked t aganst my thgh.

Ou must be kidding. -I'm not.

F was Ike, "He pokeú me wth hs dck! "

Nobody believed me. Arfur dened t, of course.

It wasn't very popular. !Cause someone else Ikes Arfur -

- more than normal♪ and she made the whole regon thnk I wDs mental.

Nobody talks to me at school. They call me "Dck-AImD...

Shit.

So I hitchhiked here.

There's nothing wrong with you, Alma. Nothng at all.

If you ask me♪ this Artur guy has the hots for you.

I mean, you don't just poke your dck at anyone.

Heers. -Here's to you, AImD.

Forget Artur.

Dick-Alma♪ Dck-AIma, -

- where úú you go?

Queen of the night.

Somethng went wrong, but now you're n the c, -

- evehng feels all right.

You smle so Iovely, -

- you're the one I want, youtre Dck-Alma.

I mean, damn t♪ you're Dick-AIma !

Let the úorks eat shit. Dck-AIma rules!

"Little raisin" !

Hey, you have to answer it.

Hi, this s AIma's phone.

She's here.

My boss gave me a week off for the fall vDcDton.

We're gong to paris!

Really?

Cool !

The turnp plant boss?

Hi.

-Arld. -AImD.

Nce.

Bye.

Artur? What Dre you úong here?

Can you come down?

Hi.

I lied to you the other day.

-Saying t úún't mean anything. -It's okDy. What's done s done.

But...

es? -I thnk I'm n Iove wth you.

Artur, stop t. You had your shot, and boy úú you blow t.

Guitar player or not.

-We're two of a kind. AIike. -I'm no cowDrd.

-No. -Gooúbye♪ Arfur.

Hi.

-Our htchhiker? our sster sDys hello.

Cool.

What happened, Ingrid?

-Lip gloss overdose. h úeDr.

I pOKED ALMA WITH MY DICK

So you're Artur?

Yeah.

Mommy?

Can Artur sleep over?

No.