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This is a huge mess.

Why aren't you here?

Bruce, why does it sound like you're fleeing the scene?

What kind of.

Idiot kid decided to try to play in the big leagues, put a crew together and broke into

the lab at Gotham General, Stole a highly deadly virus, intercepted them to blast their

way out. You can handle the hospital.

Barry, Somebody has to save the rest of the world.

So I was going to do that, if you don't mind.

Sounds about right, Bruce.

Thanks for saving me from the sinkhole.

Flash, Barry.

Gas and water pipes ruptured in the basement.

Right? On it.

What I've come to accept that I'm essentially the janitor of the Justice League, which

sucks, but I've come to accept it.

But I can't help but notice that it always seems to be a bat mess that I'm cleaning up.

My calculations are correct.

And history will prove they usually are.

The foundational attacks is about to cause the collapse of the East Wing.

These wings. Fine.

This is good because my speed is lagging.

Running on empty. Alfred.

You hear that? That's my stomach.

No, no. It's the collapse of wing.

Harry. Dirtiest dog.

Mr. Allen.

You've made me very proud.

And a lot of mothers very happy.

I understand that these events can be psychologically scarring.

You should seek the services of a mental health professional.

The Justice League is not very good at that part yet.

Trust me.

Seek him out.

If that briefcase falls into the water, it could wipe out half of Gotham by lunchtime.

Don't drop it.

No. Please.No

Sorry I'm late.

What just happened?

Hi. Hi.

Nice suit. Looking good.

Well.

Thank.

And you.

Are welcome. My ego is far too big to say thank you

This is about you.

You have to stop living in the past.

Was that fast enough for you?

Now look who's here.

Shut up.

Robert. Every day.

I don't know how you do it.

Harry, would you, like, crawl here, bro?

Is he mad?

You're getting fired.

You're getting murdered. No, no, no.

Let me guess. Your alarm clock didn't go off.

Your dog ate your alarm clock.

Your alarm clock ate your keys.

Your keys. Grandmother died, and they need a personal day.

None of those things. What was it this time, Barry?

It was something else.

It was far less outlandish.

And I know I missed the meeting, but I'd still really like to present these case files

for potential review. Think we rush these cases?

We need to reopen.

We got a backlog six months deep, and you want us to move slower?

You need to focus your motion, do the work, close the case.

Move on. You have a lot of potential, Barry.

You shouldn't still be getting coffee after all these years.

You're right. That's. That's true.

Go get me a coffee.

Two sugars. Oh, yeah.

You're going to love this ruling.

In the Johnson case, the evidence our lab analyzed was more than sufficient to be

conclusive. Still working that evidence, diligence.

Hard work and focus.

Barry was still working on that evidence.

Look, if.

We're up to you, we'd still be scraping ten Bundy's molars.

You know what? I'm so happy you find this all so hilarious.

But we are dealing with real people's lives, people's families, and I don't think you can

grasp the gravity of that.

So why don't you leave me alone?

Barry Allen. Iris West.

You know my full name also?

Yes.

From school. Oh,

Barry. Tell us, you had a friend from school.

We actually.

Didn't know that Barry had a.

Friend. Yeah. What does that make you now?

One one.

You guys.

Bye. You guys okay?

They're not really my friends.

They're my work friends.

So you work here?

Yes, I do.

It's been a long time, huh?

I feel like we saw each other like a few years ago, right?

No, because we haven't seen each other since college.

Maybe I was just thinking about you.

Well, I'm really glad I ran into you.

Yeah. Your father's appeal is small. right?

Yeah. How?

Sorry. How do you know about that?

I'm covering it for the paper.

Oh. How is he holding up?

Um. Are you asking for the paper?

No, I'm asking as a friend.

Oh. Although I'm sure the public would want to know as well.

Well, my only official comment is that my dad is innocent, Right.

I mean, no one would want to believe that their father killed their mother.

What do you mean, believe?

My dad shouldn't be in jail.

My mom should be alive.

It's not about what I believe.

It's about what the truth is.

Right? No, Jess, that's.

Oh, my God. That's what I meant.

Right. Sorry.

I have no official comment at this time.

You have a collect call from the Iron Heights Penitentiary.

Do you wish to accept?

Yes. Hey, Dad.

Hey. How you doing?

I'm fine.

Are you getting out much? Yeah.

No. No.

But, um, I.

Ran into an old college friend, Iris West, today.

Didn't you have a.

Monster crush on her?

Well, she had a boyfriend.

Why don't you ask her out?

Dad, I, um.

I had a friend run the old security camera footage from the store through this new

program he's developed, and it's crystal clear now.

It's just. You never woke up, Dad.

You can't see your face.

Without new evidence to support your alibi.

We're just going to need to start thinking about the next appeal.

No.

You need to stop worrying.

About your old man.

Do that, you might actually have time for a girlfriend.

Dad, I don't want done this before.

This was a.

Last ditch effort. And we'll go through the motions tomorrow.

I'm okay. Really.

You know, sometimes I even think it's probably easier for me to be in here and out

there without her.

This way, I can.

Imagine she's alive.

Out there, living her life.

Buried there.

Yeah, I'm here, Dad.

Hey, remember that sauce you make on Sundays?

No house. Not like basil tomatoes.

She put on my sweats and starts singing.

And what was that song?

I love that song.

Remember that part? It's not fair.

What's not fair, Maggie?

This question is stupid.

How many calculations can you think of with an answer of 24.

There are bajillion answers.

How are we supposed to fit them all?

You are right. There are a bajillion answers to this question.

Not every problem has a solution.

Sometimes you just have to let go.

Give your brain a rest and help me make the pasta.

Come on. No, Henry, you're cutting your meal.

I need you to do me a favor.

Any favors?

Okay. Barry needs you to do him a favor.

Oh, Barry. Yeah.

Anything. I need another can of tomatoes.

You had a can of tomatoes.

I need another one.

I thought you guys went to the store this morning.

But I forgot the tomatoes.

This looks way more fun.

Let's just let Barry go to the store.

You drive, right? Squirm.

You're so big, you can do anything.

Look at you. You're getting great.

Actually, we can block the blue one.

Okay.

Got it. Blue can.

Not the green one, right?

No.

Not the blue one.

Start singing.

Run! Run!

Barry.

We love you, Mikey.

Love you more.

I love.

You first.

Perry. You.

Barry. Barry?

Coll 991

Now.

Yeah. Don't worry about tomorrow.

We always knew it was.

A long shot. Dad, your call with Iron Heights Penitentiary had been terminated.

So you're saying you went back in time like a bizzare

Yeah, like bizzare

Except bizzare was a stick.

And this time I went back a whole day.

So let's imagine that it is, in fact, possible for you to run faster than the speed

of light. So doing travel back in time, it's still would be wildly irresponsible.

I knew you were going to say that. Yes, because if you were to go into the past, any

interaction you have with your parents or yourself, you step on the wrong blade of

grass. You have no idea what the consequences to that could be.

I know the butterfly effect.

Right. Yes, I get it.

But Bruce i could fix things.

You could also destroy everything.

I could save . I could save both of them.

Save your parents.

Race car we have.

Make us who we are.

We're meant to go back and fix them.

And there's nothing broken with you that needs to be fixed.

Take it from me. Guys made a lot of mistakes.

Do. Live your past. Live your life.

Don't let your tragedy define you.

But if it's supposed to define me.

The tragedy made you a hero.

Also made me alone.

We could hang out.

Do you want to get a pie?

I'm still hungry.

Not this time. Maybe some other time.

Yeah.

Nice ride.

Yeah. Fancy friends?

Yeah, it was an Uber. Zach.

Look, Iris, I really can't talk about the case at all.

As a reporter.

Can we talk?

Come on in.

I'm not gonna lie. It's a lot tidier in.

Here than I expected.

Yeah.

Yeah, well, I'm.

I'm pretty tidy person.

Can I offer you a drink? Sure.

I'll take a beer.

Beers. Beers. Beers.

Keep them in my fridge.

Thanks.

Look, I feel really bad about earlier.

I should have been more sensitive.

And I probably could have been less sensitive.

I mean, I can't imagine what you've been through.

It's like you lost both parents in one day.

Yeah, I did. I lost my mom to a tragedy, and I lost my dad to the failures of the justice

system.

Is that why you got into criminal forensics?

To try and fix the system.

Yeah. You had to fix it.

There's got to be a way to fix it, right?

I mean, that's kind of why I got into journalism, too.

I could make it right if I could just go back somehow and warn them without them knowing

that I'd warn them.

I'm thinking, like, that's going to drive you crazy.

If I could just go back in time and stop the guy who did it.

I can't do that because that's way too much interaction.

My dad wasn't even at home.

My mom sent him to go get a can of tomatoes.

I think whoever broke into the house thought it was empty.

Then my mom was in there with the knife in her hand and things went bad.

Just this absurd chain of events.

And it's like this footage should have finally supported my dad's alibi, but

instead, three lives ruined for a can of tomatoes.

Oh, my God. What?

Well, that could be it.

If my mom doesn't forget the tomatoes in the first place, then he never leaves and she

never dies. No one would even have to see me.

Interaction.

This is no interaction. This is just quick and quick out back to the present.

Like I was never even there and that's how I fixed it.

Oh, my God. Iris, thank you so much.

This has been great.

Oh, um, I'm sorry.

I have to leave.

Right. I had a really great time, by the way.

We should do this again.

This is a bad idea.

So you're fast. Your dad.

My mom.

You don't forget the tomato.

See you soon.

it works.

Monkey.

What are you wearing?

Is that fairy?

And he's early.

What universe is this?

You cut.

Your hair. You can see your eyes.

You look terrible, Henry.

You look beautiful, baby.

What are they doing to you over there?

Leave him alone. He's perfect.

Come here.

I love you so much.

I love you, too. I love.

You more. I loved you first.

Go take a shower and change.

you smell bad

Oh Seriously?

No. I mean, like, mature.

If that is wants to look old, he gets in the bars that way.

How can I help?

Mom, how was your day?

Are you a month or the last 18 years?

Or is that a weird question?

Because I was here, but obviously we share those memories together.

Or, I don't know, maybe we make some new memories.

Like we can go to the aquarium or the circus or to the the park and you can push me on a

swing. That's also weird because I'm an adult now, so I probably motivate my own

motion on a swing.

So how was it this week?

How's school.

At school?

Was. Was.

Is good. School's been great.

I've just been working really hard there on my studies.

Did you ask out that girl from Econ?

I know freshman year is about going out, meeting people.

Okay. Exploring things, experimenting.

But you have to be very careful.

Oh, shit. I have to shit outside.

Oh. Why are you here?

What year is it?

My face is still my face.

I think I'm having a mushroom flashback.

Is that a thing? How old are you?

80. If you.

Whoa.

This is mad. Trippy.

So we're, like, in the future?

No, wait. This is not trippy, dude.

This is catastrophic.

And no, we're not in the future.

I was supposed to be back in the present, but I'm still in the past, and there's not

supposed to be two of me.

You and I are not supposed to be occupying the same reality at all, let alone

interacting. We have a super hero who time travel, though like you are not anything

which is good. You don't want to be a superhero.

It's scary. And get a bug splatter in my teeth all the time.

Awesome. Hey, do the thing again.

No, we don't have time.

Mom. Um.

What are you doing? You're going to tattle now?

The thing. Fine.

Oh, yeah. Abby.

Yeah. Now, now, undo it.

We're fine. I'm fine.

So do you have, like, a plane that that goes underwater or, like, a boat that can fly it?

How old are you? Like 40.

Okay, you don't stop talking.

It's not charming.

It's abrasive and exhausting and.

Oh, my God. I am starting to realize what people mean.

Just do me a favor and promise me that meeting me isn't going to screw up space

time. Broski.

I got you.

Shit, I'm in so much trouble.

What do you mean.

What can i do? I can drug you.

Yes

Yeah,I can drug

You. And then you pass out and wake up and you forget that anything ever happened.

And it wouldn't be wrong. Right? Because you're me.

No, we shouldn't.

Please don't drug me.

No, no, Because here's the thing.

And I thought about it before. Don't want to be drugged, but I'm sure we can think of a of

a of another way.

Let's put on our Barry thinking caps and think of a different.

Solution for for memory loss.

Also I'm a I'm a green belt in in Europe and an extensively.

Studied wrestler and I can just go freaking lunatic on you.

Besides, I have a date tonight.

Okay. Where do you have to get someone to make them forget stuff?

Hit you in the past would hurt me in the future.

Wait, you.

You have a date tonight? What are you doing?

Nothing. Who's your date with this super babe in my econ class?

Iris West. Oh, my God.

Do we marry her?

You're going on a date with her tonight.

That's why I need Mom to do my laundry.

You could do your own laundry.

Do you?

Okay. I'm actually going to go.

What do you mean? Enjoy your life?

Do you change?

Literally nothing.

I'll see you again. Never.

I have a few more questions, though.

We have so much to learn from each other.

Great. You're leaving me.

And now the storm is gonna ruin my day.

What day is it today?

But they know the date.

It's December 29th.

Oh, shit. The storm.

This is the day.

What day do I got my powers?

The day you get your powers.

Powers? Listen.

I can't tell you why I travel back in time, and I can't tell you what I changed.

But essentially, in my version of reality, I ended up interning at the Central City Crime

lab in my freshman year.

That's where it happened.

Happens tonight, September 29th, the accident that gives me my powers.

And if you're not there.

30 minutes and you won't get the powers.

Which means I don't get the powers.

Maybe. And then that would mean that I lose my way of getting back in time in the first

place. And then I literally have no idea what happens.

Powers. Wait, but what about our date tonight?

She might be our future wife.

There might not be a future if you don't come with me right now.

Eight minutes. How are we going to get.

What are you doing?

Will you stop whining?

It's gonna feel kind of weird.

This. The walk through the door.

Yes, it's. It's okay.

It's called facing.

Come on. its facing.

Everybody moves.

Oh, this is it.

This is where I was sitting.

And actually, let.

Me take this for you.

Thank you.

Hey, just open those windows.

Clear out the fumes.

Right around now. I was sitting in that chair.

I was right under this shelf of chemicals.

That's when the lightning hits.

Wait. I get hit by a lightning.

No, no, no. You don't get hit by lightning, okay?

The lightning hits the chemicals, which then you get bathed in, and that's what

electrocutes you. Okay, but I want to be electrocuted.

Now you sit down.

I already have the power.

You already have the power.

Exactly. You're not getting struck by lightning.

Looks like you are, too.

You have to do.

Up. Go check it.

Securing the entrance in the face.

Hey.

I'm slow.

Why is your place so much nicer than.

Than I expected it to be?

Oh, you like it? Mom had to help decorate.

You know Mom, right?

Yeah. Classic mom.

Classic mom.

What a day.

Barry. The accident gave you powers but took mine away, so I don't know how I get back

without access to the Speed Force.

I don't know how I ever leave.

Do you understand what I'm saying?

I might be stuck.

Wait. I have powers now.

Yeah, but you do.

Speedballs. Okay.

I know this is incredibly exciting because I went through it.

Speedy Gonzales.

Yes, I've done it many times myself.

You? Yes. Just.

What did you do?

Nothing. Why?

Barry could have told you about the clothes.

It's friction. You run too fast and regular fabrics, you're going to burn up.

It's the same reason why you can't move people very far at hyper speed.

That broccoli looks rotten.

Look, some things you can move like you can move, for instance, a microwave, but you

can't move something like, say, a baby.

Barry, It's like I've never eaten anything before.

Everything is just vivid flavor.

Try a little bit here.

A little bite. That's bad, isn't it?

This is not good. No, I was kidding.

I'm amazing. We.

We're amazing. So.

Hey, wait. I want to try that phasing thing.

How do I do that? You don't.

Not yet. Okay.

It's very complicated.

It takes a long time to train your body to be able to speed up whilst your molecules

slow down enough to pass through the.

Molecular structure of solid objects.

You've got to start letting me finish my sentences.

We always just sleepy and hungry and naked.

Well, the first two.

Yes, the third one.

No, I figured that part out.

And honestly, if we're going to do this, there's a lot I'm going to have to explain to

you. So a good place to start, I guess, is that.

Yeah, the original soup was actually made out of this polysynth.

Or will pick this up tomorrow.

So the suit is inside the ring?

Yeah. What?

And I can have this.

No, you can't have it.

You can borrow it. So you don't kill yourself using your powers.

You're going to push this button and the silk molecules are going to uncoil absorbing

atmospheric gases and expanding the suit to full size.

Ready?

Oh, he was so.

Tiny.

You're supposed to put it on.

Before it hits the floor. What, like change right here in front of you?

There's no one even here anyway.

Barry. Come on. Oh, man.

Tight.

It hurts.

You know where it hurts?

My dick. Okay.

I know, I know, but don't need to know.

Sorry. Can we move on?

Here's what I'm thinking. If I can train you to move like I do, then we can recreate the

Chrono Ball. Chrono Ball in the Speed Force.

Speed Force.

And then maybe we can find some way to get me back to the future.

Back to the future? Yes.

Eric Stoltz is your boy in that movie.

What an embodied performance.

You mean Michael J. Fox.

Back to the Future. Yeah, in the movie Back to the Future.

What's going on?

You need to take the suit off now.

Thank God. Object hovering above the Australian

seaboard. We've obtained footage side by side.

What's this?

Odd Satellite data has confirmed the presence of a spacecraft.

We'll be back.

My name is General Zod.

I come from a world far from yours.

For some time, your world has sheltered my citizens.

I think. Have any?

In my custody.

What's happening?

The reasons I was looking for Superman.

What's a superman?

Superman is an alien who lives on earth, I'm assuming still incognito.

But yeah, he's an alien and he's very powerful and he's just the best.

And then Zod is an alien from the same planet.

Also very powerful, but he's just the worst.

And Zod came here to find Clark.

Wait. Who's Clark?

Clark is Superman.

Oh, okay.

But then Zod also tried to terraform the planet with this world engine thing, and

Superman stopped him eventually.

But not before Zod killed thousands of people.

At the time, there was nothing I could do.

I. Wait, you.

You were there.

I'd just gotten my powers.

I was still putting some finishing touches on my suit.

These things are World Engine.

It's started destroying Metropolis.

So I just. I just went there and I started trying to save people.

Drag your way.

There's this kid.

I got him with. Can you get his dad?

That's all I could do to save that one kid.

Only Superman could stop Zod.

Not in time to save those people.

And now it's about to happen again.

But.

If I can find the entire Justice League.

Superman and the rest of the band.

Right, then maybe I can prevent the whole thing from ever even happening at all.

Give me your laptop. Okay.

Does that smell? Could be anything.

Nicely. Who's that?

Oh, that's Gary.

That's the smell.

It's. Don't worry. He's busy.

We can do this.

Uh, let's see. Victor Stone.

Gotham City University.

Oh, this is my roommate, Patty.

Patty is.

Your roommate. And that's her boyfriend, Albert.

What's up? Good morning.

Oh, and, uh, guys, this is my cousin Barry.

I'm starving.

Okay. Cactustown.

Gotham City University.

Yes. Here he is.

Victor Stone, star quarterback for the night.

Shit. Okay.

He's not cyborg yet.

Wonder Woman.

Wonder Woman, Las Vegas residency, illusions, juggling and zebras.

No, that is not Diana.

Aquaman. Aquaman star.

Like a super mermaid.

No, Albert, he's not a super mermaid, okay?

He's. He's half Atlantean, half human, with superhuman strength who can control marine

life with his mind. So, like a super mermaid?

No, Albert.

It's a described.

We'll just try.

Arthur Curry main.

Lighthouse.

Here we are. Thomas Curry.

That's Dad. Phone.

Hello. Hello?

Thomas Curry? Yes.

Could I speak to Arthur?

Is Arthur around?

You want to speak to my dog?

No, no.

I'm sorry.

Is this Thomas Curry?

Yes. And you work at a lighthouse?

Yes. Okay. And your wife is the queen of Atlantis?

Yes. Uh, no.

Uh, right. But maybe. Maybe a fishlike woman washed into your life at some point or

another. Very funny.

I saw Arthur Curry was never born.

What? This is a disaster.

I completely destroyed history.

Well, it's still okay.

Why do you keep saying Eric Stoltz.

Eric Stoltz. Marty McFly.

What?

Time travel. Oh, are you talking to.

Come on. Who is this guy?

Okay. Yeah. No, I know.

I've seen all of them.

And Eric Stoltz is not Marty McFly.

Really?

Thanks. Spleen. Marty McFly here.

I can't explain that to you, Gary.

That's not your thigh.

It's the wrong actor.

And it's upside down, is it?

The point is that in Back to the Future, Marty McFly is very famously played by

Michael J. Fox, the.

Guy from Footloose.

No, that's Kevin Bacon.

Bacon. Kevin Bacon's maverick with the volleyball.

The gay guys in the planes.

Top Gun. Great Balls of fire.

Top Gun.

No, no, no, no. Right. Completely broke the universe.

Marty McFly is Eric Stoltz.

Yes. Thank you.

Created a world with no mad humans.

And now there's no one to defend us from Zod.

Albert.

There's a cyborg.

There's no Aquaman, there's no Wonder Woman.

There's no Superman.

There's no Batman.

I'm Batman. You.

What?

What? What did you just say?

I'm,

That man exists on Dopey.

Yeah. Dude, nobody knows who he really is, but he exists, right?

Well, we.

My cousin Barry and I have to go to that cousins dinner now.

But it was a pleasure to meet you all.

And Gary.

Barry. Barry.

Gary. Barry.

What, are you freaking kidding.

Me with this place?

What is this? Hell.

Oh, look at all.

This cool shit.

Don't touch anything in here.

Hello. Bruce

Bruce, are you there?

Good buddy

Hey, I didn't know you painted.

They're good.

Bruce Wayne.

Bruce.

Hey, check this out. There's, like, bells connected to every room in this house.

Hey, maybe we could find this Bruce guy if we just ring all these bells, right?

You don't understand how servant bells work.

Those are all the bells. You ring them from all the other places you don't have, like

Downton Abbey in your universe.

Downton Abbey.

The chain of, like, family style restaurants.

Like, it's like, cheaper banana bees.

Oh, not really.

Go for right now.

Abbey Sizzlin Sand key Square.

No, man. I've had it with you.

How are you?

The guy who lives here?

We're looking for Bruce Wayne Younger.

Following the broadcast.

The individual they're searching for.

So.

You're the same person as him.

But from an alternate timeline.

Yes. In which.

You and I are friends.

Yeah. You're, like, probably my best friend.

Yeah, well, but you're a bit.

You're, uh, chronologically different.

Older. And that's what I can't understand.

I traveled back in time from here to here.

Yet somehow everything's all changed back here.

Or like, when you were born, so.

Well, time is linear, right?

Right. At some point we.

Probably saw a movie that told you if you went back and changed the past, you create a

kind of a branched timeline.

Right? New present.

New future.

Yeah, well, time doesn't work like that.

That's not how time works.

When you go back and change the past, you create a fulcrum.

You put yourself on a whole nother strand of spaghetti.

The future. New path.

It's retrocausal.

It goes both ways.

Actually, it goes many ways.

Maybe some other time.

Okay. But in an ontological paradox model, there's not.

What you did was you changed the future and you changed the past.

If a person is stupid enough to mess with time, but you eventually end up with this

multiverse, some strands run almost parallel.

There will be inevitable intersections and others that are just wildly divergent.

Unless it's a hot mess, it's a crapshoot.

It's all just a crapshoot.

Is the premise on meat metaphors over?

Just a garnish. I'll tell you something.

Person would have to be an idiot to play craps with space time continuum.

Idiot.

Here. Okay.

Are you joking with the chewing noises right now?

So you're the reason the Zod character is about to destroy the earth?

Maybe there's a guy called Superman who can stop Zod.

Yeah. Yeah. And flies.

Shoots lasers out of his eyes.

Yes, He flies and he.

Shoots lasers out of his eyes.

No one said Superman.

That might be a little on the nose.

You call yourself Batman?

Yeah.

I don't call myself super Batman.

Oh, wait.

He's Batman. What did you think we were doing here?

Thought this was the cousins dinner.

He's Bruce Wayne.

Is Batman.

Really? Not so much anymore.

You know, really need me?

Things have changed.

Gotham is now one of the safest cities in the world.

I need you.

We need you in my timeline.

Batman's our strategist.

Our leader.

The world needs Superman.

You're the best detective in the world.

You're probably the only person who can help me find him.

So will you help us?

Pass that way.

Pass the salt.

Gross. You just want to help us.

We're going to use this batshit batshit.

Yeah, it's bad stuff.

It's bad.

Things. Stand on that thing.

Okay. Remember when you phase through the floor?

Yeah. So I need you to do that again.

What is this place?

Spray. Street thieves.

Thieves.

Barry almost died in an abyss.

12,805 accounts in the US.

Is this what.

I think it is?

Oh, shit.

I used to see this thing on the news when I was a kid.

Fine.

Earth was born.

He arrived.

Oh, Barry.

Look, I'm busy.

With what? Looking for unidentified objects entering Earth's atmosphere anywhere near

Kansas in the last 50 years.

He has a back door into NASA.

Of course he does. Yeah, but, Barry.

Check this out. This bag laughs.

Hey, can't you take anything seriously?

Stop messing around.

Dude, come on.

Have you seen this place?

It's amazing.

Hello. How's the gravity of this not sunk in for you?

Stop messing around, Barry.

I won't say it again.

Yeesh. Sorry, Mom.

Shut up. Shut up!

You have no idea how lucky you are.

No idea.

You take everything for granted.

You don't even appreciate.

You just walk around thinking you're so funny and so cool.

And it's embarrassing because you're not any of those things is you.

Screw you, man.

I've done nothing but everything you've asked.

You made me get struck by lightning.

Face naked through the floor.

Terrified. Mr. Johansen, Now I'm probably going to have to move.

You won't even tell me why you're here.

But will you at least tell me why you're being so mean to me for no reason?

You use monkey as a dartboard.

Wait. What?

We get it? The monkey.

Quick. So you're mad at me for playing.

With a toy?

It's not a toy.

Mom bought us that monkey because she calls us monkeys.

She gives us monkey stuff all the time.

Right? Look, I'm sorry.

I'm not very good with people.

Even myself. Oh, come on, dude.

You're not that bad.

You just be kind of a dick sometimes, but.

Let's face it, I am pretty obnoxious.

I just get excited.

Come on. This place is pretty cool, right?

Yeah. All right.

Well, um.

I'll let you work.

Know you're there. You'd.

I'm stuck on that thing you said with the spaghetti.

You said there were certain intersections that would always be inevitable.

You had an Alfred.

My Bruce has an Alfred.

Different worlds, different times.

Yet there it is.

Certain people, certain events, certain strands of spaghetti.

Drawn to each other.

Like. Like magnets.

I've read all about temporal paradoxes and causal loops, but this is more than that.

Inevitable intersections are something none of the theories could have anticipated

because. Well, how do you explain that?

Except for.

Hey. If you are listening.

Sorry about your parents.

Just trying to save mine. To be away.

Away. Barry, Just keep trying.

Barry, wake up. Clark's being held by a mercenary group in a Siberian black site.

Get up, Barry.

Let me go, Sunfire.

We're going to Russia. Wait.

Oh, Coffee.

How are we going to get to Russia?

I hope you get this, Superman.

Then you're on your own.

You are here. I'm Batman.

Yeah. So what's the plan?

We're just going to one grab Superman and Dipset.

For the block is hot.

Don't know. You should ask him.

You asking? You should ask him.

Yeah. I'm not gonna ask him.

Why not?

I thought that was supposed to be your friend. Not this one.

Not this. Batman.

We're here activating hover mode.

Ejector seat.

Ejector seat. Okay.

There are stages.

You're strapped to your parachutes.

It was yours.

Oh, this is Rimstead.

All clear. Let's move.

Everybody's proud. No.

It's so cold. The Arctic Fairy.

Where do you go? Just follow the footprints.

Superman would be down there for sure.

Chasing is. Okay.

What did she do?

I had to move you, but I just did it.

A little.

Feisty.

This might hurt.

Push for more.

Lets go.

That's where you keep Superman.

Big scrotum.

He's going to hack the Soviet security cyber scrotum.

With a fuck phone.

I tried all the combinations.

Yes.

Come. It's not him.

It's got to go. Wait.

I can't just leave her here.

What? wake her? I'll just go.

I got you.

I'll handle this, Jabroni.

What up?

Hurry up.

No. Come on, let's go.

You didn't tell me We can get shot.

Why would you assume we couldn't?

Oh, great. The guy at the feet of a Sputnik.

Oh, man, I need this knee.

Oh, it'll heal. Come on.

How much do you weigh?

180 each, plus her.

440.

Hold on.

Hi.

Mary. Shut up. What's the play.

Batman? What do we do? What now?

We try not to die.

Uh, you guys just see that in slow mo.

Yeah, I'm just realizing that I didn't really think this through.

There are good kryptonians and then there are.

Very, very bad kryptonians.

It was very confident that they were just going to find man and we found Superman that

this would all be super simple.

Who are you?

Hi, I'm Barry.

We were trying to find Carol, but we found you instead.

What do you want with Carol? We were trying to.

Trying to rescue him.

Why?

Because he's my friend.

Do you? Do you know him?

She looks mad already.

She might do laser vision.

Or she might do, like, a freezing breath.

Or you would just start.

My name is Kara, daughter of Zorro.

Kal-el is.

My cousin. Who's Kal-El?

Again? It's Superman.

No, because you said that was Clark.

Who's Clark?

Clark is his human name.

Clark.

He was an infant when we left.

The last son of Krypton, I.

I was sent to protect him.

Looks like he never made it to earth in this universe.

Our paths. They must have separated.

Wait, so you thought.

A baby was going to protect us from this Zod guy?

General Zod is here.

He must have tracked my pod signal.

I have to go.

Whoa, whoa, wait, whoa.

You need to recover your strength.

Barry. Take her to the.

Roof and put her in the sun.

Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Like, I mean, now you're solar powered.

Good for you. I've been trying.

To. Oh.

We'll take that with us.

Michael to turn around.

Are you dressed?

Red cape.

You're levitating.

It's always this loud.

Is it loud?

Are you good?

Do you feel you feel strong yet or.

Yeah, that seems.

It seems strong. You know, old man Barry down there says if we don't stop Captain Zod,

he'll kill thousands of people.

Billions of people.

Billions.

Of your people. They're good people.

Good people.

We came to this planet looking for a safe place to live, and they put me in a cage.

Yeah.

A lot of humans are dicks.

But then there's.

There's babies.

If I can recreate the accident that gave me my powers, maybe I can get back to the Speed

Force and maybe even stand a chance against Thor.

Or kill yourself in the process.

Tell me something. You get your powers back.

You can go anywhere.

You got another timeline, Another universe.

Why do you want to stay and fight to save this one?

Because this is the one where my mom lives.

I went back in time to save her.

I'm not going to lose her again.

Kid doesn't know, does he?

Do you tell someone something like that?

I left my parents.

That pain. Made me who I am.

Not sure I know who I am.

Without it, actually.

I spent a lifetime trying right forms of path

As if putting on a cape and fighting crime would bring my parents back.

You actually did.

So I guess the plan is to douse yourself in industrial chemicals while electrocuting

yourself?

Yeah. To know.

Yeah, that would be incredibly useful.

I've actually already borrowed this box.

Libra be advised.

You bring me nothing.

I gave you a warning.

You're up there to.

Deliver the Kryptonian traders being taken as an.

Act of war.

Okay.

When throw the switch, the current should run up the wire and draw the lightning right to

the cave. Here, put that on.

Its heat and impact resistant should protect.

You a little. Right. But the point is for me to not be protected.

Okay.

You're going to need to be out of the way.

Let's get you.

It's just not gonna work, right?

Of course it's gonna work. Nothing we haven't done before.

Besides, this time we have Batman.

What could go wrong?

For the record, I think this is insane.

Get back! It's fine.

It's fine.

Reuven Seidman.

Good.

No, no, wait.

Stop, Stop. Okay,

Mary.

Go again. But.

Circus ride.

We've got you.

You kids like pastime, right?

You gotta heal now.

Working.

Yea. Yea. Yea.

Yea. Yea.

Yea. Yea.

Yea. Scares the shit out of me.

Are you awake?

How are you feeling?

So maybe this will help.

Yeah, Dude, come on.

Irresistible, man.

It feels good to be back.

Yeah. And what are we wearing tonight?

You like it? I made it myself out of that old bat suit.

But, you know, I made it our colors and everything.

Well, check this out. It's a bit more loose.

The piece.

Do you mean that mean don't.

Don't know what what it means exactly to be.

But it seems like it's positive.

What are you doing? Came back.

I'm glad you're okay.

I have to ask you something.

When you found me in that hole that they put me in and I wasn't allow.

Why did you help me?

Because you needed help.

Do you know what the symbol stands for?

Supergirl means hope, right?

Oh, yeah. Does it mean hope?

Krypton was a beautiful place.

We are a people of hope.

Not more

Zod from krypton But he is not my people.

So you're saying Yes.

I will help you fight Zod.

Interesting group.

What did you say?

They were called again?

We're the Justice League.

No, No.

Well, I mean, kind of.

We are short one literal goddess, one friendly terminator and super mermaid.

We could definitely use a Batman.

You are in

You want to get nuts?

Let's get nuts.

My world.

Superman showed up right away when God called him out.

So as of now, we're in uncharted territory.

What I do know is that Zod somehow controls the world engines, which will be destroying

much more than just Metropolis.

Now, with every passing second that we don't stop in.

Barry. What are you doing?

Right. Our kids are going to see this.

Your kids?

Well, you know, like everybody's kids.

I mean, the children of the world, they're going to want to see this.

We're getting close.

I'm going to stay airborne and take out their sky power.

And Barry, just so we're clear, what that essentially equates to is you and me versus

the entire Kryptonian army.

Chill. We need to buy Kyra.

Enough time to take out Zod.

Oh, and remember that your suit doesn't dissipate energy like mine, so you need to

take breaks. Otherwise you're going to build up too much charge.

Wait, what?

Humans we came to protect.

They don't know we're on their side.

God.

Guys.

We've been waiting for you.

Okay. And the space giant.

And this is just murder.

Our responsibility.

To. Hey, hey, hey. Don't think about that, okay?

Calm down. We're just gonna start with those guys over there and, yeah, they're

Kryptonian, and we won't be able to kill them, but we can slow them down for her.

One at a time. Okay?

I'm going to disarm them, and then you'll engage.

Punch. Come on, Barbie.

Let's go party.

Oh, okay.

It's okay. You're okay. Come on.

Jesus. They're fast.

Yes, but not as fast as us.

Terraforming has.

Begun. This world must die so that ours may live again.

On. It is gone.

Zod, your uncle Jor-El.

Hid the key to Krypton's reverse inside a Kryptonian child.

All the genetic material needed to start again, coded inside the DNA and sent to Earth

in an escape pod.

He's not here. You have failed.

We found him.

We intercepted his pod.

But your cousin was.

Not the one we needed.

You are the one.

It is your blood we must harvest.

What did you do to help.

Your sacrifice.

That will allow Krypton to live again?

Whatdid you do?

The infant did not survive.

Look a new plan.

I'm going to create a cyclonic diversion.

And you're going to just come in hard feet first this time.

Yes, Barry.

You see that here for.

Your accumulating too much charge.

What am I for this guy?

Barry was actually only half stupid.

But if you're going to do that and not die, you need to complete the circuit somehow.

Try putting your hands together like.

Like this.

Oh, shit. You're ready.

I'm going after the big ones.

You copy?

Where's Kyra? You go find her.

Failure detection.

Failure.

Rest Kerswill.

Going down. Go it alone.

You go first. Eject, but just eject.

No.

Cal. Soon

as it was having. Cal is dead.

He was dead.

But they don't have to be right, because we can go back like you did.

You're not fast enough yet.

Are you sure? Barry?

Barry, wait.

This is backing up?

Yeah, I guess so. It's bary

But it's okay.

We can fix this.

You know what? You're going to change.

I know what I'm going to change.

Going after the big one.

Oh, off that gunship is shield protected.

Roger that. But he's not

You? Yes.

Yes. Please take him out.

Yes.

No.

Hey. Are you okay?

It's okay. Maybe some other time.

You can't bring you back, can we?

You already did. You already did.

Come on, Barry. Gotta get up.

Come on, Barry.

Go again.

So there's no point.

Figure it out.

I'm just.

And again.

Can we please just.

Take a minute? Sorry, dude.

Yeah, but, bro, of course.

That's the whole thing.

We can take as much time as it takes.

That's. That's not what I mean.

You okay?

You good? Come on.

I need you in here.

Let's go. All right.

Listen to me.

How are you? What are you.

Just stand here the whole time?

This is an inevitable intersection.

You have to stop.

Barry, wait.

Hey, listen, there's something I should tell you.

I went back in time initially because.

Yeah, because Mom died.

How do you know? It doesn't matter.

It doesn't.

You know that I have to undo what I did.

No, it's not a mistake.

We can save her and we can save them.

No, we can't.

This is what Bruce was talking about, Barry.

This is inevitable. We can try a million times, and we're not going to be able to fix

this no matter what we do.

This world dies.

Today we look around.

Look at the damage we're causing.

Now we have to stop. Okay.

Look, I was just doing my laundry.

You're the one who came and told me that I'm a superhero.

And now you're saying what you don't want me to be.

Well, guess what?

It's too late.

I am the flash.

And I can save everyone.

Nobody dies.

Not every problem has a solution.

Sometimes we just have to let go.

Let go of Mom.

She'll always be alive somewhere in time.

Always. Just not for us.

You're full of shit, dude.

I'm going back.

You're going back to kill Mom?

No.

You're staying.

You stay.

Right here. Just give me one more time.

We got off on the wrong foot.

Let's start again. I'm the Flash.

What's your name?

Lift. More than you could dream.

You like breathless to.

Whoa, Daddy.

Scoring. Oh, my God.

So here you are.

Yes. And you?

We are so close.

I've got it almost figured out.

How long have you been doing this?

Time is inconsequential.

Come on, Barry.

Five.

The Joker would think of that.

This world's.

Colliding and collapsing.

We did this.

We're destroying the fabric of everything.

You have to stop.

Stop with the things that.

Is entirely your fault, Barry.

I pushed you out of the Chrono Ball on that September 29th so you could start me on this

path.

How do you like this paradox?

I made you cream me.

And now you're the one.

In my way, no matter how close I get to winning this fight.

You go back and let Mom die.

You're the inevitable intersection.

And you do have to let go.

What's he talking about?

You're my hero.

Don't worry. It's gonna heal.

It's gonna heal. It is, right?

I know you got my.

My lover.

I used to love that cereal when I was a kid.

Yeah, My son goes nuts for it.

They stopped making it. I know they were talking about discontinuing it.

I know. You know, I'm not from around here.

I was just visiting my mom.

Maybe I know her.

What's her name?

She's the best.

The kindest person in the world.

You okay? Yeah.

I'm just. I'm really going to miss her.

No, I'm just a random lady in a store.

I don't hack. True.

Oops. Sorry. Oh, don't say that.

Your mum must be grateful you came to visit her.

She's very lucky to have you.

Look it up. Oh.

You have to tell her that.

Moms like to hear these kind of things.

Believe me.

Love you more.

Love you first.

Right. Bye.

And back.

Shit court.

The trial was initially.

So sorry.

As I was saying, the same security camera footage, Exhibit F in the original trial was

initially considered useless but has now been enhanced using the latest tech from

Wayne Enterprises.

It confirms the alibi Mr.

Allen has argued, and his son Barry has corroborated.

Since day one.

Here. Right here.

You can clearly see my client, Mr.

Allen, reaching for a can of tomatoes.

On the top shelf.

Uh, Mr. Allen. Mr. Allen.

Can you tell us a bit more about what happened, please?

Well, the.

The tomatoes moved from the bottom shelf to the top shelf and subsequently uncooked the

spaghetti, uncooked

I'm sorry. That makes absolutely no sense.

What are you talking about, sir?

The allegations. Thank you so much.

We're good here. Thank you.

I give a good quote. Yeah.

Spaghetti.

Hey, speaking of food, I was thinking, um.

You should ask me to dinner.

The dinner with me? Yes, A date.

Very Irish.

See you on a dinner date. Me?

I'd love to. Thank you.

Know if you also call me.

He said that suppress the soul presence that made that idea.

Bruce, congratulations.

Thank you.

You have no idea how good it is to hear your voice.

I have so much to tell you the next time I see you.

You were right, okay?

And I didn't listen. And things did get very, very weird.

But I put everything back.

I promise.

I'm pulling up now. Oh, great.

By your own allegations.

Who the fuck is this?

Hey, Barry. No.

Where's your.

You know you can't.

You're not Batman.

What's wrong with you?

Ah. What?