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[MUSIC]

>> All righty, let's see how this goes.

[KNOCKING]

>> Hey, Jack.

>> Hey, Lily, how are you?

>> Good, how are you?

>> Happy Saturday, may I come in for a moment?

>> Okay.

>> Thank you.

What's this guy's name?

>> That's Huck.

He's my dog.

I see Huck, I see you, and I have to

hand you a copy of your lease. You lived here three months.

Do you remember signing the lease and reading it? Yeah. So please turn to page two.

No, hugs allowed whatsoever.

I'm sorry.

He's a beautiful animal.

But

You know, I'm not the owner of the house, I'm just the manager and I have to tell you that

Either the dog has to go or you both have to go

Are you serious he's been with me for like ever like that's like my baby I

mean, I understand that but you

Right you signed the lease you read it. Why did you think that you could just bring a dog when it clearly says no pets

Well, I didn't think that you would

Know yeah, well, we know we know we've had complaints, you know

That the whole point in this of this building is that there's no animals allowed. It's very easy. Otherwise, you're a great tenant

And it does break my heart, but I'm look if it were up to me. I could I would let you

Keep the dog, but I just am the messenger here. I

Literally just have to come over and tell you that you're violating your lease and the dogs got to go or you're evicted

He gave me 20, I'm sorry he told me to tell you you have 24 hours

I

Have an idea you have an idea

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- Does it involve sending the dog to your parents' house?

I don't know.

- No, why don't you stand up?

- Oh my God.

Just get as low as you can.

(sighs)

(chewing)

(chewing)

(sighs)

- Oh my God.

(sighs)

(chewing)

(chewing)

(chewing)

(crunching)

God, I can't believe this.

(lips smacking)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(lips smacking)

(sighs)

(lips smacking)

(lips smacking)

(gulping)

- Here you go.

Those are really nice.

- Thank you.

(breathing heavily)

(breathing heavily)

(clapping)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(clapping)

(clapping)

(clapping)

(grunting)

(clapping)

(grunting)

(breathing)

- Yeah.

(grunting)

(breathing heavily)

(breathing heavily)

Yes.

(breathing heavily)

Yeah.

(breathing heavily)

(breathing heavily)

(groaning)

(grunting)

quiet.

(breathing heavily)

(breathing heavily)

- You're not a best character.

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(breathing heavily)

Yeah, we're gonna use it again, deep in.

Just gonna run it on your G-spot.

Oh yeah.

Oh no.

(breathing heavily)

(exhales)

[moaning]

(grunting)

- Shh.

- That feels good.

- Mm-hmm.

- Mm-hmm.

(grunting)

- So bad.

(grunting)

- Fuck me.

Get out of your trouble.

(grunting)

(groaning)

(groaning)

(grunting)

(grunting)

Oh my god, that feels good.

Yeah?

Oh yeah.

Feels good.

What feels good?

I'm a big cocky little pussy.

Yeah.

Oh, this is so good.

Oh my god.

Yes.

[GROANING]

Fuck you.

Oh my god.

[GROANING]

Yes.

[GROANING]

(grunting)

(sighing)

Oh shit.

Oh my God.

Yes, yes.

Oh, that guy feels so good.

Oh yeah.

Oh, oh you took me so good.

Oh, you're so good.

Mm.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck, I'm so wet.

- Yeah, you are.

- Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh, shit.

- I gotta roll those eyes.

You're like a fucking dickhead.

- Oh my God, yeah.

(grunting)

(grunting)

Yes.

- Oh, I feel so good.

(grunting)

(moaning)

[moaning]

Oh my God.

The couch is making noise.

Yeah.

(gasping)

(gasping)

- Cheeky.

(gasping)

(gasping)

(groaning)

- Oh wow.

Holy shit.

- That was fun.

- That was fun.

I was not expecting that when I came over here.

(laughs)

- So, I get to keep my dog now, right?

- Oh, uh, no, I'm sorry.

- What?

- I didn't say that, I can't keep the dog.

- So we just fucked for no reason?

- Well, it was fun, I mean you, you came on to me.

I told you, I'm not the owner, I can't,

I don't have any authority here, I was just the messenger.

- I thought that you would...

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