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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:23,107 --> 00:00:25,609 We are all Cinderella. 2 00:00:25,776 --> 00:00:27,757 No matter what our size. 3 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:32,137 Within each one of us there is a unique beauty and grace. 4 00:00:32,762 --> 00:00:35,890 Finding that beauty, however, isn't easy. 5 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:41,312 See, Cinderella had to first recognize that her problem wasn't her evil stepmother. 6 00:00:41,521 --> 00:00:45,275 Her problem was that it was easier to hide out, cleaning the house 7 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:47,569 than it was to go out and find happiness. 8 00:00:48,611 --> 00:00:51,010 She needed a fairy godmother 9 00:00:51,114 --> 00:00:53,929 to empower her with the kind of self confidence it takes 10 00:00:54,033 --> 00:00:58,517 to reject the insecurity brought on by unrealistic, overachieving, 11 00:00:58,621 --> 00:01:01,437 airbrushed, anorexic princess images in the media. 12 00:01:28,339 --> 00:01:32,614 It took some very large ovaries for Cinderella 13 00:01:32,718 --> 00:01:35,408 to make a change to trade in her scrub brush 14 00:01:35,637 --> 00:01:38,140 for a fabulous pair of dancing shoes. 15 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:44,292 But boy, was it worth it. 16 00:02:13,488 --> 00:02:15,677 I'm gonna be so late. 17 00:02:23,185 --> 00:02:27,564 No! I'm so late! Not today! 18 00:02:28,399 --> 00:04:51,875 You okay? 19 00:02:28,607 --> 00:02:34,863 Yeah. It's Pumpkin, my car... Broke down. Thank you. 20 00:02:35,072 --> 00:02:36,636 You named your car "Pumpkin"? 21 00:02:37,053 --> 00:02:43,726 Yeah, she's a 65 Mustang restored. You know, kind of a 22 00:02:43,768 --> 00:02:47,689 pumpkin-into-a-coach kind of thing. 23 00:02:47,793 --> 00:02:50,504 I'm at Shine. Do you work here? 24 00:02:50,921 --> 00:02:53,006 It's just part-time. You? 25 00:02:53,048 --> 00:02:58,324 Yeah. Until I get fired for being late to a meeting! 26 00:02:58,429 --> 00:02:59,263 Thank you! 27 00:03:02,495 --> 00:03:04,685 Joy, I'm late. 28 00:03:05,206 --> 00:03:07,813 The meeting's already started. Lori's having a stroke. 29 00:03:07,917 --> 00:03:08,751 Oh, my God. 30 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:11,567 Nice of you to join us this morning. 31 00:03:12,505 --> 00:03:16,259 Lori, my car died and... 32 00:03:17,927 --> 00:03:23,975 So, Nancy, tell me. Can they sue us? 33 00:03:24,079 --> 00:03:27,207 People can sue for anything. It's my job to stop them. 34 00:03:27,249 --> 00:03:29,918 But let's be careful, the names we throw around 35 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:32,525 when we write an article about "celebrity cougars". 36 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:36,696 She should be flattered. Okay, people, other ideas. 37 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:37,947 Forty is the new twenty. 38 00:03:37,989 --> 00:03:38,990 Foisty foreplay tips. 39 00:03:39,032 --> 00:03:41,075 Feel great naked workout. 40 00:03:41,180 --> 00:03:42,222 Nola! 41 00:03:43,161 --> 00:03:45,767 We were talking about ideas for November. 42 00:03:46,185 --> 00:03:46,602 Yeah. 43 00:03:46,643 --> 00:03:50,043 Come up with something that ties Belinda Apple's book and her November column? 44 00:03:51,711 --> 00:03:53,901 What book? 45 00:03:55,152 --> 00:03:56,799 For those among you who couldn't bother 46 00:03:56,841 --> 00:04:00,053 to get here on time, Nola Devlin, I'll repeat myself. 47 00:04:00,157 --> 00:04:03,181 Stanson Publishing which owns Shine and therefore me, 48 00:04:03,222 --> 00:04:05,892 wants to publish a book of Belinda Apple's columns. 49 00:04:05,933 --> 00:04:08,916 "Apple gets to the core", sort of a best-of self help book. 50 00:04:08,957 --> 00:04:11,314 Belinda never mentioned a book to me. 51 00:04:11,356 --> 00:04:13,504 You edit her column. You're not her best friend. 52 00:04:13,545 --> 00:04:15,797 I will be writing the foreword to the book. 53 00:04:15,839 --> 00:04:16,736 You? 54 00:04:16,778 --> 00:04:18,509 You have a problem with that? 55 00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:23,409 No. I just thought since I edit her column I... 56 00:04:23,451 --> 00:04:25,912 And this matters to me because... 57 00:04:26,016 --> 00:04:27,267 Precisely. 58 00:04:27,476 --> 00:04:29,248 I'll need the next column myself. 59 00:04:29,353 --> 00:04:31,542 And for God sakes, clean yourself up. 60 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:36,443 You should totally be writing that intro. You know... 61 00:04:36,485 --> 00:04:40,614 You know Belinda better than anyone and you're an amazing writer. 62 00:04:40,718 --> 00:04:41,240 Thanks. 63 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:44,472 It's okay. It's really exciting about the book. 64 00:04:44,514 --> 00:04:46,453 Yeah, for Belinda. 65 00:04:46,495 --> 00:04:48,017 Devlin! 66 00:04:48,747 --> 00:04:51,562 Lunch? Saturday? You, me and Deb? 67 00:04:52,918 --> 00:04:54,795 I need everything you have on Belinda Apple. 68 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:57,506 Her life growing up in England, education, childhood photos, 69 00:04:57,548 --> 00:05:00,008 articles she wrote for "Go Fab" magazine before. 70 00:05:00,050 --> 00:05:02,719 Well, I don't have any of that. 71 00:05:02,761 --> 00:05:05,743 Idea. Wait! Call her! 72 00:05:07,099 --> 00:05:10,519 Right. Or I could do a sort of 73 00:05:10,561 --> 00:05:13,876 rough draft of the foreword for you and then you... 74 00:05:13,918 --> 00:05:17,317 I'm sure your knickers are in a knot about this but look at you. 75 00:05:17,526 --> 00:05:21,280 No offense but you're sugar-encrusted nobody. 76 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:22,844 Do you really think Stanson 77 00:05:22,885 --> 00:05:25,242 wants you to write the foreword to a book by its biggest star? 78 00:05:26,910 --> 00:05:29,413 - No? - No. "No" is right. 79 00:05:29,517 --> 00:05:31,185 Then get me what I need. 80 00:05:31,227 --> 00:05:32,332 Go! 81 00:05:38,693 --> 00:05:41,091 Sorry to hear about your car. 82 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:42,029 That's okay. 83 00:05:42,551 --> 00:05:46,096 But Chip, the new computer guy is working today and he lives near you 84 00:05:46,138 --> 00:05:48,390 so he could give you a ride home if you want. 85 00:05:48,807 --> 00:05:50,580 Chip, like "computer chip"? 86 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:56,315 Anyway, shall I get him to meet you in the parking lot at six? 87 00:05:56,315 --> 00:05:59,860 Sure. Yes. Thank you. That would be great. 88 00:06:01,215 --> 00:06:02,154 Okay -Okay 89 00:06:06,325 --> 00:06:08,723 Oh, yeah. It's all limo rides for you, isn't it? 90 00:06:08,775 --> 00:06:12,581 Me, I get to take a ride home with the geek squad. 91 00:06:21,757 --> 00:06:24,259 He is computer chip? Oh! 92 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:29,160 Hey, Hi! 93 00:06:30,307 --> 00:06:36,146 You probably don't recognize me standing upright but this really is my better side. 94 00:06:37,084 --> 00:06:40,838 I'm Nola Devlin. You are computer Chip, right? 95 00:06:40,942 --> 00:06:42,194 Is that a joke? 96 00:06:42,611 --> 00:06:47,303 Apparently not a very good one. Thank you for waiting for me. 97 00:06:47,345 --> 00:06:50,118 Joy told me you live near me on the north-end 98 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:53,455 so I really appreciate... the ride. 99 00:06:53,872 --> 00:06:56,375 You did offer to give a ride, didn't you? 100 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:58,981 Well, I'd be happy to give you a ride. 101 00:06:59,086 --> 00:06:59,711 Oh, yes. 102 00:06:59,815 --> 00:07:01,797 You edit Belinda Apple's column. 103 00:07:01,901 --> 00:07:02,839 Yeah. 104 00:07:05,238 --> 00:07:07,949 So, did you end up getting fired? 105 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:10,868 No, not yet. But I am sure that that's in the works. 106 00:07:12,328 --> 00:07:13,371 Bad day? 107 00:07:15,873 --> 00:07:19,523 When I was in the 6th grade a boy asked me to a Halloween party. 108 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:23,276 I went as a cheeseburger because that's the only costume that fit. 109 00:07:23,318 --> 00:07:27,510 Well. When I got there I found out that you were supposed to be dressed 110 00:07:27,552 --> 00:07:29,741 as what you wanted to be when you grew up. 111 00:07:30,471 --> 00:07:33,912 Yeah. Today was worse. I don't wanna talk about it. 112 00:07:35,059 --> 00:07:37,040 And my car, the one that died... 113 00:07:37,666 --> 00:07:40,168 My dad bought me that car for my 16th birthday. 114 00:07:40,064 --> 00:07:42,045 You know, I mean... That car took me to college. 115 00:07:42,087 --> 00:07:46,633 I was to the Jersey Shore in that car. That cat took me to Boston to see Cold Play. 116 00:07:47,050 --> 00:07:49,553 I made out with Ronnie Spilman in that car. 117 00:07:49,657 --> 00:07:51,221 That car defines me. 118 00:07:52,368 --> 00:07:54,453 Defined you. Past tense. 119 00:07:54,662 --> 00:07:56,435 Hey, look. You know, change is good. 120 00:07:56,539 --> 00:07:58,937 Old car dies. New car could be better. 121 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:01,857 What about a... Porsche. 122 00:08:02,378 --> 00:08:04,463 That is my back-up fantasy car. 123 00:08:04,568 --> 00:08:05,819 Back-up fantasy? 124 00:08:06,132 --> 00:08:10,928 Well, my fantasy-fantasy car s a powder-blue 55 Thunderbird. 125 00:08:10,970 --> 00:08:14,890 I mean, if I had to break the bank, that would be my sledgehammer. 126 00:08:14,932 --> 00:08:15,933 Now you're talking. 127 00:08:16,392 --> 00:08:21,460 Now I'm dellucinating. Can't afford that car on my salary. 128 00:08:22,085 --> 00:08:24,588 Don't let work get in the way of your dream. I speak from my experience. 129 00:08:24,629 --> 00:08:28,341 I am all about the dream and so not about the job. 130 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:31,365 Girls like me don't drive cars like that. 131 00:08:31,407 --> 00:08:34,598 - Says who? - My low self-esteem. 132 00:08:37,204 --> 00:08:40,103 Well, maybe it's time for you to grow up, 133 00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:43,044 take charge of your life and be all that you can be. 134 00:08:45,338 --> 00:08:46,276 Oh, okay. 135 00:08:46,318 --> 00:08:49,925 It's the advice my father gives me. 136 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:52,532 But hey, listen, if the whole dream thing doesn't work for you, 137 00:08:52,574 --> 00:08:55,035 you can always do as he tells me and demand change. 138 00:08:56,495 --> 00:08:57,850 This one. Right here. 139 00:08:57,892 --> 00:08:59,727 - Right there? - Yeah. 140 00:09:03,794 --> 00:09:07,026 Thank you for the ride. It was very nice of you. 141 00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:09,945 Can I offer you anything for gas? 142 00:09:11,301 --> 00:09:12,448 No. I'm cool. 143 00:09:13,491 --> 00:09:14,429 All right. 144 00:09:16,202 --> 00:09:18,391 It's probably none of my business but... 145 00:09:19,851 --> 00:09:23,501 I think your father is wrong. I don't think you can demand change from people. 146 00:09:23,542 --> 00:09:27,567 I think you have to... inspire it. You know? 147 00:09:28,923 --> 00:09:30,383 Yeah. 148 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,871 All right. Let's see what we got. 149 00:09:40,288 --> 00:09:41,644 You ready? 150 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:52,279 Dear Belinda. This is my life. Or non-life. 151 00:09:52,279 --> 00:09:54,678 I am a plus-sized woman in her thirties 152 00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:57,284 with a cat in a pastel colored apartment. 153 00:09:57,326 --> 00:10:02,602 Could I be any more of a stereotype? 154 00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:04,896 I'm under-appreciated at work. 155 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:07,190 And the only physical contact I get is from my cat. 156 00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:10,402 Am I hopeless? Can I get out of this rut? 157 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:13,029 Or should I just buy another cat? 158 00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:17,513 Signed "Lifeless in Los Angeles". 159 00:10:20,641 --> 00:10:24,291 All right, Belinda. What do you got? 160 00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:27,732 Dear Lifeless, 161 00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:34,092 Your cat must be tired of the pity party you've been throwing yourself everyday. 162 00:10:34,613 --> 00:10:39,514 Maybe if you didn't put yourself down so much you wouldn't be so pathetic. 163 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:42,121 You want a life? Get one. 164 00:10:43,164 --> 00:10:52,444 Grant yourself a wish to change, then stop complaining and do something. 165 00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:57,762 Yeah, I did something. 166 00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:01,515 What? 167 00:11:02,975 --> 00:11:05,165 Hi, Lori. 168 00:11:07,146 --> 00:11:09,127 Lori, 169 00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:14,090 you know how you said Shine needs to distinguish itself 170 00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:17,260 by adding an advice columnist to address issues facing women today? 171 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,763 I said I wanted a columnist to answer all the dimwits 172 00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:22,057 who ask embarrassing questions about their sex lives. 173 00:11:23,934 --> 00:11:26,957 Well, I answered your sample questions 174 00:11:26,999 --> 00:11:32,171 for the advice columnist in what I believe is a biting and edgy way. 175 00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:37,072 Oh, you're serious. 176 00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:39,261 I wanna write... 177 00:11:39,678 --> 00:11:41,347 So, write. 178 00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:45,413 here. Lori, I wanna write here. 179 00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:50,731 Listen, I've been an assistant editor for over a year. And before I came to Shine I wrote 180 00:11:50,773 --> 00:11:53,859 articles for my college paper. Good stuff. I can do this. 181 00:11:53,901 --> 00:11:55,632 It's good to dream big. 182 00:11:56,779 --> 00:11:58,343 Thank you. 183 00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:06,163 Being a columnist is a very important, very public position. 184 00:12:06,205 --> 00:12:09,604 It's the face of the magazine. 185 00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:10,751 Right. 186 00:12:11,168 --> 00:12:13,045 You're not a face. 187 00:12:14,088 --> 00:12:17,007 You are just a big girl with a big dream. 188 00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:19,406 Nice try, though. 189 00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:37,444 She wants a face. I'll give her a face. 190 00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:38,904 Bing! 191 00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:52,147 I'm hot. 192 00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:09,873 Hi, Lori. 193 00:13:09,977 --> 00:13:11,437 What's wrong with Belinda? 194 00:13:12,479 --> 00:13:13,418 What do you mean? 195 00:13:13,522 --> 00:13:15,712 I can't get her on the phone to discuss the book. 196 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,527 If she doesn't call me back I'm going to have to fly to London tomorrow. 197 00:13:18,569 --> 00:13:20,300 Is that really necessary? 198 00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:24,471 This book is a huge deal. It will launch a new division for the company. 199 00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:26,556 They're dumping a load of money into promoting it. 200 00:13:26,660 --> 00:13:29,684 Book tour, TV, Oprah... Belinda will be everywhere. 201 00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:30,831 In person? 202 00:13:30,873 --> 00:13:33,334 That's why they call them "personal appearances". 203 00:13:33,375 --> 00:13:35,628 I'm gonna try to conference her in. Hold on. 204 00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:36,983 No, wait! 205 00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:41,884 - What's that? - Nothing. 206 00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:43,031 Hello! 207 00:13:43,073 --> 00:13:48,453 Belinda... Belinda, finally. Hi. It's Lori and Nola. 208 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:51,581 Hello, Lori. Hello Nola. I'm actually just headed... 209 00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:53,249 At two in the morning? 210 00:13:52,728 --> 00:13:54,188 Yes... in. Just headed in. 211 00:13:54,813 --> 00:13:56,690 - Nola? - Yeah! 212 00:13:56,899 --> 00:13:59,297 Do you wanna tell her about our promotional plans? 213 00:14:00,235 --> 00:14:01,800 Is this about the book? 214 00:14:03,364 --> 00:14:08,473 Yes, it is, actually, Belinda. They want you to come out here. 215 00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:11,288 Well, that's impossible. I'm in London. 216 00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:13,895 So, it's a good thing we have planes. 217 00:14:14,729 --> 00:14:17,962 Yes, isn't it? You know, I don't think I can make it. 218 00:14:18,003 --> 00:14:19,421 You don't even know when it is. 219 00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:21,715 - Oh, when is it? - End of October. 220 00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:22,654 Definitely can't make it. 221 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,948 Yeah, she's going to... Africa. 222 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:25,886 How do you know? 223 00:14:25,928 --> 00:14:27,450 Yes! Africa! 224 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:32,768 Nola and I have been planning this trip for ages. It's for a charity... 225 00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:34,228 for children. 226 00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:37,043 Did I mention this is launching a whole new book division? 227 00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:40,797 Goodness! Gracious me! It's two o'clock in the morning here. I've got to go to bed. 228 00:14:40,839 --> 00:14:42,465 You two work it out. I'll talk to you later. Bye! 229 00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:50,285 - Nola, are you still there? - Yeah, hey. 230 00:14:50,327 --> 00:14:52,892 Do you think I give a rat's ass about her vacation plans? 231 00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:55,290 You better make sure she's here by October 30th. 232 00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:56,646 Or? 233 00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:59,305 Or you're fired. You recommended her. 234 00:14:59,347 --> 00:15:01,964 I don't care if she's boosted circulation 50%. 235 00:15:02,006 --> 00:15:04,466 If she blows this for me I will destroy her. 236 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:05,718 And you. 237 00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:07,386 Have a good night! 238 00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:11,244 I'm screwed. 239 00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:16,666 Could we get that table by the window? That's our favorite spot. 240 00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:18,439 Oh, I'm really sorry. That table's reserved. 241 00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:21,671 Oh, really! I didn't know that you could reserve tables. 242 00:15:22,818 --> 00:15:24,278 We can now. We're under new management. 243 00:15:24,903 --> 00:15:27,197 Chester... is it? 244 00:15:27,239 --> 00:15:30,013 Well, this is Nola Devlin. She edits Belinda Apple's column 245 00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:32,307 which I'm sure everyone in America has read. 246 00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:38,563 It's just that, you know, the first Saturday of every month we sit at that table. 247 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,544 And this Saturday it's reserved. 248 00:15:42,004 --> 00:15:43,359 Oh, God, here we go. 249 00:15:44,089 --> 00:15:46,279 You wouldn't, by any chance, not be giving us that table 250 00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:48,052 because we are on the zaftig side. Would you? 251 00:15:48,093 --> 00:15:49,616 I don't know what you mean. 252 00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:50,867 Because we're fat. 253 00:15:52,431 --> 00:15:53,474 Would you like to order? 254 00:15:53,515 --> 00:15:57,540 Yes. We'd like the table by the window. 255 00:15:57,582 --> 00:16:02,232 Ladies, if you're not happy with the service here there are a number of other restaurants in Princeton. 256 00:16:04,526 --> 00:16:07,133 Zaftig? What are we? Russian peasant women? 257 00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:08,801 This is fat discrimination. 258 00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:10,470 Sorry! 259 00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:20,793 I wish I had a magic wand so I could instantly make us thin. 260 00:16:20,834 --> 00:16:25,172 Like Cinderella. Except instead of a ball gown we'd get hip bones and a waist. 261 00:16:25,214 --> 00:16:27,883 Sorry, my magic wand is in the repair shop. 262 00:16:27,925 --> 00:16:31,324 Maybe it's time for a fairy godmother. 263 00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:32,992 Don't do it. Don't pull her out. 264 00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:36,120 Belinda Apple represents the woman I would be if I could 265 00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:39,457 reclaim my power and get out on my own way. 266 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,125 We all need to do that. 267 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,065 If Belinda is so great at giving advice 268 00:16:43,107 --> 00:16:45,400 then how come Nola works for her and she's still such a mess? 269 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:46,547 Hey! 270 00:16:46,652 --> 00:16:50,405 Honey, you're a fantastic writer but you're editing someone else's work. 271 00:16:50,447 --> 00:16:52,908 You're a wonderful woman but there are no men in your life. 272 00:16:52,950 --> 00:16:55,306 And that pizza delivery guy... not Prince Charming. 273 00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,079 Come on now, listen. 274 00:16:57,392 --> 00:16:58,747 Dear fabulous Belinda, 275 00:16:58,789 --> 00:17:01,771 I'm tired of being overweight, bla bla bla, 276 00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:05,525 I've dieted my whole life, and now I'm almost 250 pounds. 277 00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:06,463 What should I do? 278 00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:10,113 Two fifty! Wow! She should stop weighting herself. 279 00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:12,511 Dear sexy underneath it all. 280 00:17:12,553 --> 00:17:16,577 I will let you in on my deepest, darkest secret. 281 00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:22,208 I used to be desperately overweight. Finally I couldn't stand it any more. 282 00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:25,649 I had to take control of my life. Was it hard? Yes. How did I do it? 283 00:17:25,691 --> 00:17:29,090 By reclaiming my power, getting out on my own way, 284 00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:32,844 by finding a symbol to remind myself of the person I knew I was inside 285 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,346 and by being honest with myself. 286 00:17:37,849 --> 00:17:40,143 There's no way that woman was ever fat. 287 00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:45,252 Let's say we follow Belinda's example and just do it. 288 00:17:46,295 --> 00:17:49,527 No, I can't, you guys. I have way too much on my plate right now. 289 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,508 You're just scared of change. 290 00:17:51,550 --> 00:17:53,489 I like my life. I have a good job, 291 00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:56,617 a husband who loves me with whom I have sex once a month. Why should I change? 292 00:17:57,035 --> 00:17:57,973 But, are you happy? 293 00:17:58,015 --> 00:18:01,413 I mean, completely, utterly, every moment happy. 294 00:18:02,769 --> 00:18:04,959 I'm not. I mean... 295 00:18:05,376 --> 00:18:08,609 Paul loves me but I don't love me. 296 00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:14,344 Every spring we take the kids to Paul's parents in Seattle. 297 00:18:14,865 --> 00:18:17,576 Kids want to go some place warm but we don't because they know 298 00:18:17,618 --> 00:18:20,495 I would never step foot on a beach on a bathing suit. 299 00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:25,083 I just wanna be with my family doing normal family things. 300 00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:27,586 Oh, come on, don't cry. 301 00:18:29,046 --> 00:18:32,799 Let's do it. Let's do what Belinda said 302 00:18:32,841 --> 00:18:35,719 and let's become the women we know we are inside. 303 00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:38,430 You really believe in her, don't you? 304 00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:39,264 Don't you? 305 00:18:39,306 --> 00:18:43,227 Don't you want the person inside of you to finally emerge? 306 00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:45,312 That's a complicated question. 307 00:18:45,354 --> 00:18:46,459 We've all been on diet. 308 00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:47,814 But this time we'll do it together. 309 00:18:47,856 --> 00:18:51,985 We're there for one another. Totally honest and no one's off the hook. 310 00:18:52,027 --> 00:18:53,758 On one condition. 311 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,469 In four months we go back to the Willoughby Cafe, 312 00:18:56,511 --> 00:18:58,659 we get that table by the window and 313 00:18:58,700 --> 00:19:03,142 we shame Chester until he is groveling at our feet. 314 00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:04,081 Done. 315 00:19:04,122 --> 00:19:08,773 One, we meet September 5th to humiliate Chester. 316 00:19:09,294 --> 00:19:13,048 Supporting each other no matter where and no matter what. 317 00:19:13,090 --> 00:19:14,612 We can work out together every other day. 318 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,072 To start. 319 00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:23,162 Work out and diet. No secret stashes. Nola, you know what I'm talking about. 320 00:19:23,684 --> 00:19:27,125 And we need our symbols to remind us of who we're gonna be. 321 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:32,859 Mine is red. When I was thin, I wore color. Now I just... 322 00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:35,362 well, I wear Eileen Fischer versions of a burka. 323 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:44,225 Nancy wants bold proud red and I... wanna wear bikini on the beach. 324 00:19:44,329 --> 00:19:45,268 Nola? 325 00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:48,604 I don't know. Can I think about it? 326 00:19:49,126 --> 00:19:51,138 All right. Nola's goal TBD. 327 00:19:51,284 --> 00:19:54,235 We have weekly weigh-ins with our weight-loss pact. 328 00:19:54,965 --> 00:19:55,799 Can we call it something else? 329 00:19:56,842 --> 00:20:03,515 Well, since Belinda is our fairy godmother how about "the Cinderella pact"? 330 00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:06,852 A toast! To change. 331 00:20:09,771 --> 00:20:11,023 To friendship. 332 00:20:12,065 --> 00:20:14,672 To the Cinderella pact. 333 00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:20,094 Belinda would be so proud of it. 334 00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:23,327 I hope so. I really do. 335 00:20:33,024 --> 00:20:34,484 I can't go in there. 336 00:20:36,048 --> 00:20:39,176 "Can't" is not part of our vocabulary, okay? 337 00:20:39,217 --> 00:20:43,451 Together we have strength. 338 00:20:42,721 --> 00:20:44,494 We give each other confidence. 339 00:20:49,394 --> 00:20:53,982 Honey, listen, nobody said this was gonna be easy, right? We can... 340 00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:56,693 We should hire a personal trainer. Work out on our own terms. 341 00:20:56,735 --> 00:20:59,300 Great idea! What do you think of that? 342 00:20:59,342 --> 00:21:00,343 Okay. 343 00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:04,931 Nola? Hey, you work out here too? 344 00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:06,703 No. 345 00:21:06,745 --> 00:21:10,665 No, because we already worked out actually. 346 00:21:10,707 --> 00:21:13,481 It was really intense. We had a good one, right? 347 00:21:17,652 --> 00:21:22,135 This is my friend Nancy and this is my friend Deb. 348 00:21:22,177 --> 00:21:25,785 This is Chip. He gave a ride when Pumpkin died. 349 00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:27,453 Really! 350 00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:35,482 I'm gonna go in. It was nice meeting you, guys. Good to see you. 351 00:21:35,524 --> 00:21:37,046 Yeah! 352 00:21:37,255 --> 00:21:39,340 Oh, my God. I'm such a looser. 353 00:21:39,382 --> 00:21:41,738 He is adorable! 354 00:21:41,780 --> 00:21:45,909 Deb, don't get any ideas. He is too adorable for me. 355 00:21:45,951 --> 00:21:48,203 Oh, come on. He would be lucky to have you, wouldn't he? 356 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:49,141 Absolutely. 357 00:21:50,914 --> 00:21:52,374 Cinderella pact. 358 00:22:00,194 --> 00:22:02,488 Well, that was exhausting. I felt the burn. 359 00:22:02,697 --> 00:22:05,199 Me too. I think I pulled something back there. 360 00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:06,346 Oh, great first day, ladies. 361 00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:07,597 Keep it coming. Let's go. Punch. 362 00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:09,474 Final stretch, Deb. How you doing? 363 00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:11,560 - Hangin' in. - All right. 364 00:22:12,290 --> 00:22:13,541 Push it. Let's go. 365 00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:15,105 Keep it tight, keep it tight. 366 00:22:15,209 --> 00:22:16,773 Okay, 45 seconds. 367 00:22:18,233 --> 00:22:19,276 Come on, Deb. Let's go! 368 00:22:26,575 --> 00:22:29,286 Oh, my God! What do you guys eat for breakfast? 369 00:23:12,245 --> 00:23:14,956 Oh, Deb, they're waiting! Let's go Deb! 370 00:23:20,691 --> 00:23:22,047 Go, Deb! 371 00:23:22,151 --> 00:23:22,881 Yeah! 372 00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:32,057 That's it. That's my goal. 373 00:23:32,161 --> 00:23:33,412 Oh, Nola, it's... 374 00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:34,664 Perfect. 375 00:23:34,705 --> 00:23:36,645 Cinderella would be proud. 376 00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:54,371 - Hello! - Belinda, 377 00:23:54,412 --> 00:23:56,769 it's Charlotte, your agent, who you never call back. 378 00:23:56,811 --> 00:23:59,271 Hi, Charlotte. How are you, darling? 379 00:23:59,313 --> 00:24:00,523 I'm sorry to call you so late. 380 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:02,921 But we really do need to talk about this book. 381 00:24:02,963 --> 00:24:06,466 I've been getting calls from a Lori Digrigio at Stanson. 382 00:24:06,508 --> 00:24:07,717 Over twenty, to be exact. 383 00:24:07,759 --> 00:24:10,324 She really needs to schedule personal appearances 384 00:24:10,366 --> 00:24:12,514 and a promotional tour to launch this book. 385 00:24:12,556 --> 00:24:15,746 It's part of your contract. They really need some dates. 386 00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:19,291 Do you know what? I will check my calendar 387 00:24:19,709 --> 00:24:22,941 and I will get back to you with many options, okay? 388 00:24:22,983 --> 00:24:25,235 No, no, Belinda. It would be really helpful 389 00:24:25,277 --> 00:24:27,216 if we could do this right now while I got you on the phone... 390 00:24:27,258 --> 00:24:31,700 This is... Charlotte, I have to call you back. It's a terrible line! Bye! Bad line! 391 00:24:36,183 --> 00:24:37,852 Oh! No! 392 00:24:47,757 --> 00:24:53,284 Mr. Tuchman, everything's under control! I just burned my dinner again! 393 00:24:55,056 --> 00:24:55,890 Hi! 394 00:24:55,932 --> 00:24:57,246 What happened? 395 00:24:57,288 --> 00:25:01,625 I'm sorry. I set off the smoke alarm again. It happens all the time. 396 00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:05,379 Don't worry about a thing. There. 397 00:25:05,421 --> 00:25:06,735 What's up? 398 00:25:07,777 --> 00:25:10,384 I brought over something I want you to watch. 399 00:25:10,801 --> 00:25:11,844 Okay. 400 00:25:15,076 --> 00:25:19,560 Gastric bypass. Miracle answer or helpful tool. 401 00:25:20,186 --> 00:25:23,418 Once you get past the black stools and the possible death thing 402 00:25:23,460 --> 00:25:26,650 it's actually pretty okay. 403 00:25:27,902 --> 00:25:30,404 Deb, you can't be serious about having this surgery. 404 00:25:33,845 --> 00:25:38,329 Mr. Tuchman, everything's under control. See? It stopped. 405 00:25:38,433 --> 00:25:40,206 Don't hang up. It's Chip. 406 00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:44,272 Chip? How did you get this number? 407 00:25:44,794 --> 00:25:47,609 The company directory. 408 00:25:47,651 --> 00:25:51,675 Oh, did I leave something in your truck? 409 00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:53,657 No, I was actually in your neighborhood 410 00:25:53,698 --> 00:25:55,325 and was wandering if you wanna meet for a drink. 411 00:25:56,785 --> 00:25:58,974 Meet for a drink? Meet tonight? 412 00:25:59,016 --> 00:26:00,226 Yes! Yes! 413 00:26:00,538 --> 00:26:02,415 Could you hold on for a second, please? 414 00:26:02,457 --> 00:26:05,648 I wanna talk to you about this surgery. 415 00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:08,150 I'm not having it tomorrow. Are you nuts? 416 00:26:08,192 --> 00:26:10,965 Stomach surgery DVD or amazingly hunky guy? 417 00:26:12,112 --> 00:26:13,989 All right. I got it. 418 00:26:15,136 --> 00:26:18,369 Yeah, I think I could probably make it. 419 00:26:19,516 --> 00:26:20,663 Where are you? 420 00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:23,478 Brown's? In half hour? 421 00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:24,729 Tell him you'll be there. 422 00:26:24,771 --> 00:26:27,023 Half hour. I'll be there. 423 00:26:27,065 --> 00:26:29,421 All right. Bye. 424 00:26:31,507 --> 00:26:32,237 Oh, my God. 425 00:26:32,383 --> 00:26:35,365 Don't just stand there. Let's get you dressed. Come on. 426 00:26:35,407 --> 00:26:37,867 Half an hour! What am I? Wonder Woman? Look at me! 427 00:26:37,909 --> 00:26:39,849 But you've got four hands! Come on! 428 00:26:48,503 --> 00:26:49,650 Nola... 429 00:26:50,171 --> 00:26:50,693 Hi! 430 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:54,134 I kind of feel really overdressed 431 00:26:56,532 --> 00:26:59,139 Excuse me. The lady will have... 432 00:26:59,180 --> 00:27:01,433 A white wine spritzer. 433 00:27:02,267 --> 00:27:04,144 Thank you. Right over here. 434 00:27:04,185 --> 00:27:08,836 Wow. It is a good thing I changed. I was gonna wear the exact same outfit. 435 00:27:11,338 --> 00:27:13,319 - You look nice. - Thank you. 436 00:27:13,361 --> 00:27:14,884 So, did you buy a new car yet? 437 00:27:14,925 --> 00:27:17,073 I rented one. A Volvo. 438 00:27:17,115 --> 00:27:18,846 - Very safe choice. - Yeah. 439 00:27:18,950 --> 00:27:20,827 But safe is not all it's cracked up to be. 440 00:27:20,869 --> 00:27:22,975 Sometimes you need to step outside your comfort zone 441 00:27:23,017 --> 00:27:24,789 and take risks to be successful. 442 00:27:25,519 --> 00:27:26,458 Okay. 443 00:27:28,752 --> 00:27:32,192 Another one-sided conversation I've been having with my father for years. 444 00:27:37,823 --> 00:27:40,013 So, what's his definition of success? 445 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:43,767 Someone who is hard-working, responsible and focused. 446 00:27:43,808 --> 00:27:48,042 So, you're lazy, reckless and unfocused? 447 00:27:48,876 --> 00:27:52,525 That's the old me. Apparently I was avoiding success. 448 00:27:52,567 --> 00:27:55,549 It sounds to me like you might've been avoiding failure. 449 00:27:55,591 --> 00:27:58,260 Not a bad life strategy, you know. You never try, you never fail. 450 00:27:59,303 --> 00:28:03,161 Probably. A very astute observation. 451 00:28:03,203 --> 00:28:04,204 Yes, well... 452 00:28:04,245 --> 00:28:08,166 I'm very insightful and intuitive. It's a gift and a curse. 453 00:28:08,208 --> 00:28:09,834 - Really? - Yeah. 454 00:28:10,251 --> 00:28:12,441 What am I thinking right now? 455 00:28:15,152 --> 00:28:17,446 You're thinking that you don't wanna tell me 456 00:28:17,488 --> 00:28:19,949 all your secrets 'cause it'll make you seem vulnerable. 457 00:28:23,911 --> 00:28:25,579 You're right. 458 00:28:27,977 --> 00:28:30,063 Never talk about my personal life. 459 00:28:31,627 --> 00:28:33,712 I'm gonna do something for you here, okay? 460 00:28:34,129 --> 00:28:35,798 I'm gonna tell you one embarrassing thing about me 461 00:28:36,215 --> 00:28:38,613 so that we can be equally vulnerable. 462 00:28:38,655 --> 00:28:40,386 That's only fair. 463 00:28:42,888 --> 00:28:44,244 I'm a criminal. 464 00:28:44,348 --> 00:28:48,832 I downloaded a movie illegally off the Internet before it came out on DVD. 465 00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:50,813 So, you're in the run from the law. 466 00:28:50,917 --> 00:28:52,690 Yes, you're aiding and abetting a criminal. 467 00:28:56,548 --> 00:28:57,486 Damn. 468 00:28:57,528 --> 00:28:58,320 What? 469 00:28:58,362 --> 00:29:00,406 That woman's just walked out of the ladies' room. 470 00:29:00,447 --> 00:29:03,847 She's sort of an old girlfriend. Things ended badly. 471 00:29:05,306 --> 00:29:10,937 Ended badly like "she went to yoga and never came back" badly or "she boiled your pet rabbit" badly. 472 00:29:12,292 --> 00:29:13,544 Go with me on this. 473 00:29:18,653 --> 00:29:21,051 Well, hello. I thought you died. 474 00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:25,431 Not dead. Just traveling, busy with work and... 475 00:29:25,472 --> 00:29:27,099 This is my girlfriend, Nola. 476 00:29:28,559 --> 00:29:29,914 Nola? 477 00:29:29,956 --> 00:29:33,772 Nola... Devlin. Hi! I'm his girlfriend. 478 00:29:33,814 --> 00:29:36,963 You are beyond pathetic. 479 00:29:37,005 --> 00:29:41,071 You stopped calling me because you're dating this fat lady? 480 00:29:41,113 --> 00:29:44,616 No, I stopped calling you because we broke up six months ago. 481 00:29:45,034 --> 00:29:45,763 We're over. 482 00:29:45,868 --> 00:29:48,787 We're not over until she sings. 483 00:29:49,204 --> 00:29:50,039 You know what? 484 00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:51,081 Hey! 485 00:29:57,233 --> 00:29:58,693 Classy, Ange. Thanks. 486 00:30:01,508 --> 00:30:02,864 Nola, wait up! 487 00:30:02,906 --> 00:30:03,802 No, no, no! 488 00:30:03,844 --> 00:30:07,035 I'm so sorry. Angie is a total psycho. I... 489 00:30:07,076 --> 00:30:09,641 Please, can I at least walk you home? 490 00:30:10,059 --> 00:30:11,518 No, obviously I can take care of myself. 491 00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:13,812 What if I just walk six steps behind you? 492 00:30:14,229 --> 00:30:16,210 Then if I get mugged you can step in and save me. 493 00:30:17,670 --> 00:30:22,050 I'm an idiot, okay? I got caught off-guard. I had no idea that she'd be there. 494 00:30:22,154 --> 00:30:24,448 I never should've used you like that. I'm sorry. 495 00:30:24,448 --> 00:30:25,699 You know, you should be sorry. 496 00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:27,785 Don't you get it? 497 00:30:28,410 --> 00:30:32,894 Girls like me are easy targets for girls like that, you know? 498 00:30:32,998 --> 00:30:36,543 You should have never put me in that position. 499 00:30:36,648 --> 00:30:41,965 It was humiliating for me. And believe me, my life is humiliating enough. 500 00:30:42,382 --> 00:30:45,094 You have every right to be angry. But I would never humiliate you. 501 00:30:45,511 --> 00:30:47,596 I just wanna know one thing! Why did you call me tonight? 502 00:30:48,534 --> 00:30:49,994 To meet for a drink. 503 00:30:50,036 --> 00:30:54,165 No. You could have called a hundred girls just like that. 504 00:30:54,207 --> 00:30:55,521 Why did you called ME? 505 00:30:56,980 --> 00:30:59,170 I don't know. I... 506 00:30:59,587 --> 00:31:02,090 I feel comfortable with you, I thought we could be friends. 507 00:31:02,611 --> 00:31:06,469 You have a really interesting way of making new friends, you know? 508 00:31:07,616 --> 00:31:08,972 I screwed up. 509 00:31:09,076 --> 00:31:11,578 Come on, you've never done something stupid you regret? 510 00:31:12,621 --> 00:31:13,559 Never. 511 00:31:15,332 --> 00:31:18,877 Do I really need to remind you of the cheeseburger costume debacle? 512 00:31:22,214 --> 00:31:23,882 I'm really truly sorry about tonight. 513 00:31:23,924 --> 00:31:25,134 No, it's okay. 514 00:31:25,175 --> 00:31:26,176 Friends? 515 00:31:27,219 --> 00:31:29,304 Sure. Friends. 516 00:31:29,346 --> 00:31:30,764 Okay. 517 00:31:30,806 --> 00:31:33,267 So, what are your Saturdays like? 518 00:31:33,308 --> 00:31:38,480 Oh, well. Saturdays I... I train with Oscar de la Hoya. Why? 519 00:31:39,523 --> 00:31:43,694 Well, I wanted the chance to thank you for protecting me against Angie. 520 00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:46,613 I'm working in a new project in L.A. for six weeks. 521 00:31:47,447 --> 00:31:49,533 June 13th. Pick you up at noon? 522 00:31:51,723 --> 00:31:54,538 Sure. Yeah. Noon. 523 00:31:56,936 --> 00:31:58,917 - Six weeks? - Six weeks. 524 00:32:00,377 --> 00:32:02,775 Bye -Bye 525 00:32:10,074 --> 00:32:11,951 Who am I kidding? 526 00:32:12,055 --> 00:32:17,165 Hot, sexy guy does not want ordinary zaftig me. 527 00:32:17,582 --> 00:32:20,189 He wants someone like you. 528 00:32:23,317 --> 00:32:24,672 Hey, girls, check this out. 529 00:32:24,714 --> 00:32:27,279 These jeans that you see me wearing today? 530 00:32:27,696 --> 00:32:28,739 Found them in the back of my closet. 531 00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:33,014 Last time I wore them I was 18. I tried them on and they fit! 532 00:32:34,786 --> 00:32:36,350 When is your date with Chip? 533 00:32:36,663 --> 00:32:38,227 We... we're friends. It's not a date. 534 00:32:38,269 --> 00:32:39,687 Oh, but it could be. 535 00:32:39,896 --> 00:32:41,668 Yeah. He's way out of my league. 536 00:32:41,877 --> 00:32:45,214 Why? Because you're smart and you're funny, and... 537 00:32:45,255 --> 00:32:47,090 Hello! You gonna help me out here? 538 00:32:47,507 --> 00:32:50,177 The lap-band is an inflatable device placed around the stomach 539 00:32:50,219 --> 00:32:52,512 creating a small pouch. They don't remove any 540 00:32:52,554 --> 00:32:55,328 of the digestive system and it's easy to reverse. 541 00:32:55,369 --> 00:32:58,352 This is way better for me than a gastric... 542 00:32:58,393 --> 00:33:00,437 Thank you. 543 00:33:00,479 --> 00:33:02,314 than a gastric bypass. 544 00:33:03,461 --> 00:33:05,651 Well, at least they're not going to reroute your intestines. 545 00:33:07,215 --> 00:33:12,115 However the procedure is not without risks. One in 2500 patients die? 546 00:33:12,532 --> 00:33:15,452 I already have high blood pressure. 547 00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:19,206 I'm at risk for diabetes and heart disease. 548 00:33:19,248 --> 00:33:23,064 It's been almost a month since we started the pact. 549 00:33:25,358 --> 00:33:27,443 And you and Nola have lost weight. 550 00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:30,467 I gained. 551 00:33:32,135 --> 00:33:36,098 I want... need this. 552 00:33:36,515 --> 00:33:39,643 Of course, you do. And we're your best friends. 553 00:33:39,685 --> 00:33:42,145 We're here for you no matter what. 554 00:33:43,814 --> 00:33:44,856 Good. 555 00:33:45,169 --> 00:33:51,217 Cause I already have it scheduled and you guys better be there. 556 00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:55,701 I got your message. What's going on? 557 00:33:55,742 --> 00:33:57,160 Richard Stanson called. 558 00:33:57,202 --> 00:33:59,246 He wants to launch the book at September. 559 00:33:59,288 --> 00:34:01,540 September? What happened to late October? 560 00:34:01,581 --> 00:34:02,895 They want the book out before fall. 561 00:34:03,521 --> 00:34:04,459 And it gets better. 562 00:34:04,501 --> 00:34:07,587 Shine is hosting a launch party for Belinda September 5th 563 00:34:07,629 --> 00:34:09,047 and she's not even returning my e-mails 564 00:34:09,089 --> 00:34:12,488 I talked to the editor at "Go Fab" magazine and she never even worked there. 565 00:34:12,530 --> 00:34:15,721 This could be like Jayson Blair and the New Times all over again. 566 00:34:16,138 --> 00:34:17,285 You're overreacting. I doubt that... 567 00:34:17,326 --> 00:34:19,579 What the hell is going on? It's like she doesn't even exist. 568 00:34:19,620 --> 00:34:20,726 She exists! 569 00:34:20,767 --> 00:34:25,314 You talked to her on the telephone. She is very shy and the book tour... 570 00:34:25,355 --> 00:34:27,816 I mean, she hates doing personal appearances. 571 00:34:27,858 --> 00:34:28,754 I don't care. 572 00:34:28,796 --> 00:34:32,195 Belinda's contract specifically includes promotional tie-ins. 573 00:34:32,237 --> 00:34:35,324 If she doesn't understand that then she'll have plenty of time 574 00:34:35,365 --> 00:34:37,200 to reread the contract she's violated 575 00:34:37,242 --> 00:34:40,120 in a little retreat called the Beacon Correctional Facility. 576 00:34:40,162 --> 00:34:42,727 Now find her. 577 00:34:42,831 --> 00:34:43,561 Go. 578 00:34:49,296 --> 00:34:51,381 I'm thinking of using. 579 00:34:51,485 --> 00:34:52,382 Don't do it. 580 00:34:52,424 --> 00:34:54,718 Whatever happened that'll be okay, eventually. 581 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:56,908 I'm not so sure about that. 582 00:34:56,949 --> 00:34:57,950 What's wrong? 583 00:34:57,992 --> 00:35:01,183 Can I ask you a legal hypothetical? 584 00:35:01,224 --> 00:35:04,832 All right. Let's say there is a person. A singer. 585 00:35:04,874 --> 00:35:08,169 - What kind of singer? - I don't know. A country singer. 586 00:35:08,211 --> 00:35:09,837 - I like country. - Oh, okay, good. So... 587 00:35:09,879 --> 00:35:12,861 Let's say this country singer she's supposed to do a concert 588 00:35:12,903 --> 00:35:14,425 but she doesn't show up. 589 00:35:14,467 --> 00:35:17,449 I'm assuming that concert people would probably sue her but 590 00:35:17,491 --> 00:35:20,786 what if she doesn't have any money? Does she go to jail? 591 00:35:20,827 --> 00:35:23,497 - What, like debtor's prison? - Yeah. 592 00:35:23,914 --> 00:35:25,686 Yeah. If Dickens were still alive. 593 00:35:25,728 --> 00:35:29,544 These days they'd figure out something else. She'd do another concert for free. 594 00:35:30,796 --> 00:35:32,568 Wow. What's going on? 595 00:35:32,777 --> 00:35:38,303 Nothing. I just... I'm doing research for Belinda. 596 00:35:38,345 --> 00:35:40,180 Right. No wonder you're eating. 597 00:35:40,597 --> 00:35:41,430 What does that suppose to mean? 598 00:35:41,472 --> 00:35:43,204 You do all the work, she takes the credit. 599 00:35:43,246 --> 00:35:44,351 Not true. 600 00:35:44,768 --> 00:35:47,270 Oh, come on. You've always been the one to take the broken cookie. 601 00:35:47,375 --> 00:35:51,024 Because you don't think you deserve the good one. It's like you... 602 00:35:51,066 --> 00:35:53,631 you stand in the shadows while other people shine. 603 00:35:54,257 --> 00:35:57,593 I get it. It's easier to sabotage yourself stuffing your face 604 00:35:57,635 --> 00:36:00,199 than it is to just put yourself out there and risk failure. 605 00:36:03,327 --> 00:36:07,290 You know, broken or whole a cookie never rejects you. 606 00:36:09,272 --> 00:36:13,025 When you're ready you'll stand up. You'll take center stage. 607 00:36:13,234 --> 00:36:17,717 But until then you need to find comfort without food. 608 00:36:18,552 --> 00:36:22,514 Dear desperate in Duluth, do not give up on yourself. 609 00:36:23,138 --> 00:36:27,102 You are worth a million times more than that cheating husband of yours. 610 00:36:27,519 --> 00:36:30,751 Your life isn't over because he is gone. 611 00:36:33,150 --> 00:36:36,382 It is just beginning because you are free. 612 00:36:36,424 --> 00:36:41,178 Free from the lying, the deceit, the pain... 613 00:36:42,638 --> 00:36:47,643 You, my friend, can be anything you want now. 614 00:36:50,980 --> 00:36:59,217 On my honor I will try to do my best to love my country and God 615 00:36:59,843 --> 00:37:03,388 and obey all the rules set out in the handbook. 616 00:37:06,308 --> 00:37:07,976 I always feel better after I pray. 617 00:37:08,018 --> 00:37:10,479 That was the "Brownie Promise". 618 00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:13,919 It's still sacred and I have the badges to prove it. 619 00:37:13,961 --> 00:37:16,422 I think the Valium is working. 620 00:37:17,152 --> 00:37:19,237 Honey they're going to come get you soon. 621 00:37:19,967 --> 00:37:22,991 Thanks for being here, guys. It means a lot. 622 00:37:23,304 --> 00:37:25,598 Where else would we be? 623 00:37:25,639 --> 00:37:28,413 Paul should be here. 624 00:37:29,873 --> 00:37:33,210 You know what? You're changing. You know? 625 00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:36,233 And some people are afraid of change. 626 00:37:38,110 --> 00:37:41,760 What's Paul think? I'll lose a few pounds and 627 00:37:41,801 --> 00:37:46,869 George Clooney'll want to take me and the kids to Italy to ride Vespas? 628 00:37:48,225 --> 00:37:51,144 Seriously no, right? 629 00:37:51,186 --> 00:37:53,647 Listen: you can't let Paul dictate what you want. 630 00:37:53,959 --> 00:37:58,235 You have to stand up for yourself. 631 00:37:59,486 --> 00:38:02,510 I am so going to do that, 632 00:38:02,551 --> 00:38:07,098 once my stomach has been reduced to the size of a dill pickle. 633 00:38:15,335 --> 00:38:19,402 I can't believe Paul's not here. Honestly, I mean, he's just... He's clueless. 634 00:38:19,610 --> 00:38:20,861 So are a lot of men. 635 00:38:20,903 --> 00:38:23,051 Ron's a man. He's not. 636 00:38:23,093 --> 00:38:24,928 Yeah. But Ron's different. 637 00:38:25,345 --> 00:38:27,952 Mm-mm. You're different. You stand up for yourself. 638 00:38:27,993 --> 00:38:30,454 Not always. 639 00:38:30,496 --> 00:38:32,018 Yeah. Right. 640 00:38:33,374 --> 00:38:35,772 Okay. I'm gonna admit something here. 641 00:38:36,919 --> 00:38:41,507 I think that... Belinda Apple may be right. 642 00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:46,408 I kinda feel like our Cinderella pact is working. 643 00:38:47,138 --> 00:38:51,204 You know that I wasn't always like this. I mean. I used to have a waist and... 644 00:38:51,246 --> 00:38:57,043 Then I started working at Stanson and there wasn't a day that Ted Fines 645 00:38:57,085 --> 00:38:59,859 wouldn't stare at my chest or... 646 00:38:59,900 --> 00:39:03,091 accidentally grab my ass. 647 00:39:04,447 --> 00:39:06,115 I was like the ultimate doormat 648 00:39:06,157 --> 00:39:07,679 You never told me that. 649 00:39:08,096 --> 00:39:09,243 That's embarrassing. 650 00:39:09,452 --> 00:39:12,684 Here I am representing employees against sexual harassment 651 00:39:12,726 --> 00:39:13,831 while I'm taking it myself. 652 00:39:14,769 --> 00:39:16,333 So you put on weight. 653 00:39:17,689 --> 00:39:20,713 Well, the bigger I got the less Ted hassled me. 654 00:39:23,841 --> 00:39:27,073 You know, I've lost 21 pounds and I should be happy. 655 00:39:29,054 --> 00:39:33,851 But what if I keep loosing weight and the harassment starts again? 656 00:39:33,893 --> 00:39:38,230 It won't. You won't let it. 657 00:39:50,430 --> 00:39:52,203 Hey, sweety, we're here. 658 00:39:53,141 --> 00:39:55,018 Am I thinner? 659 00:39:55,956 --> 00:39:56,790 Definitely! 660 00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:02,004 Excellent. 661 00:40:11,284 --> 00:40:13,787 I snagged this from the fashion closet upstairs. 662 00:40:14,308 --> 00:40:16,706 Very nice. It'll look great with you eyes. 663 00:40:16,915 --> 00:40:19,000 It's not for me. It's for you date... with Chip. 664 00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:23,484 Again, not a date. A friend thing. 665 00:40:23,526 --> 00:40:26,820 Whatever. You can still look nice. Your clothes are swimming on you now 666 00:40:26,925 --> 00:40:30,157 but you boobs, they still look great. And this tent look is getting old. 667 00:40:30,783 --> 00:40:32,138 My boobs look great? 668 00:40:32,555 --> 00:40:36,101 Totally. Chip will be very impressed. You know, in a friendly way. 669 00:40:48,613 --> 00:40:49,656 Hi! 670 00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:50,907 Hey, you ready? I have a surprise. 671 00:40:53,618 --> 00:40:55,495 My purse, my keys... 672 00:40:55,704 --> 00:40:56,642 What? 673 00:40:56,684 --> 00:40:58,623 You look different. 674 00:41:00,396 --> 00:41:01,960 Good different or bad different. 675 00:41:02,001 --> 00:41:04,567 Definitely... definitely good different. 676 00:41:05,401 --> 00:41:07,382 Okay, let's see this surprise. 677 00:41:07,434 --> 00:41:08,320 Yeah, come on. 678 00:41:10,614 --> 00:41:11,865 Right over here. 679 00:41:19,269 --> 00:41:21,354 Oh, my god! 680 00:41:21,396 --> 00:41:23,857 Yeah, well I do a lot of work for the dealership 681 00:41:23,909 --> 00:41:25,734 so they said we could take it for a test drive. 682 00:41:30,426 --> 00:41:32,303 You brought this for me to ride? 683 00:41:32,344 --> 00:41:35,535 Yeah. I wanted to apologize... again. 684 00:41:35,577 --> 00:41:37,829 You could've bought me a houseplant. 685 00:41:38,246 --> 00:41:39,289 Come on. Let's take this baby for a ride. 686 00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:40,331 I can't 687 00:41:40,373 --> 00:41:41,791 Why not? 688 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:47,630 She's so beautiful... I... I can't drive this car. 689 00:41:49,612 --> 00:41:53,678 Well, there is some element of risk in living your dreams. 690 00:42:04,001 --> 00:42:05,148 Hold on. 691 00:42:08,693 --> 00:42:12,760 You're no longer Volvo-safe. You are sports car fearless. 692 00:42:16,513 --> 00:42:17,556 Thank you. 693 00:42:19,746 --> 00:42:23,708 Yes! There is something just so wrong about ketchup on a hot dog. 694 00:42:24,125 --> 00:42:25,272 You sure you don't want anything? 695 00:42:25,314 --> 00:42:26,628 No, I'm good. It's... 696 00:42:26,669 --> 00:42:30,548 I'm kind of doing this Cinderella pact with my friends. 697 00:42:30,590 --> 00:42:33,197 We're trying to eat healthy, lose a little weight. 698 00:42:34,135 --> 00:42:36,950 - Well, you look great. - Oh, thank you. 699 00:42:36,992 --> 00:42:39,557 Okay. That makes it official. This is the most fun I've ever had 700 00:42:39,599 --> 00:42:40,913 without trans-fats being involved. 701 00:42:40,954 --> 00:42:44,458 Fast cars, compliments, what could be better? 702 00:42:44,500 --> 00:42:46,648 Yeah, you can't beat fast cars for fun 703 00:42:46,856 --> 00:42:50,610 and I've definitely had my fill in my danger-seeking irresponsible youth. 704 00:42:50,819 --> 00:42:52,070 Oh! 705 00:42:53,947 --> 00:42:54,843 What? 706 00:42:54,885 --> 00:42:56,032 No, nothing. 707 00:42:56,345 --> 00:42:59,682 All right. It's just... You have a relationship 708 00:42:59,723 --> 00:43:02,601 with a Porsche dealership, right? You've had a lot of fast cars. 709 00:43:02,643 --> 00:43:05,208 And not that it's not a wonderful profession but 710 00:43:05,250 --> 00:43:09,066 I didn't realize you could make so much money fixing people's computers. 711 00:43:09,900 --> 00:43:12,507 My... family has money, not me. 712 00:43:12,549 --> 00:43:17,095 You know, and I've been slacking for a few years but I'm trying to change. 713 00:43:17,136 --> 00:43:19,180 Oh, yeah? How's that working out for you? 714 00:43:19,222 --> 00:43:21,474 Well, you know, one step forward, two steps back. 715 00:43:23,038 --> 00:43:24,185 Croquet! 716 00:43:24,602 --> 00:43:27,313 - You play? - Oh, no, not anymore. 717 00:43:27,730 --> 00:43:30,441 That was part of my danger-seeking, irresponsible youth. 718 00:43:32,735 --> 00:43:36,802 I don't just play. I... I dominate. 719 00:43:38,053 --> 00:43:39,096 Really? 720 00:43:39,138 --> 00:43:40,243 Mm-mm 721 00:43:40,285 --> 00:43:41,077 Mm 722 00:43:41,119 --> 00:43:44,935 Well, I guess we're... going to have to see about that. 723 00:44:03,495 --> 00:44:08,813 It's the last point in the match and Nola appears to be crumbling under the pressure. 724 00:44:08,855 --> 00:44:10,794 Stop stalling! 725 00:44:10,836 --> 00:44:14,027 Losing to a girl would be humiliating for the cool guy. 726 00:44:14,068 --> 00:44:18,615 She should remember that he found her her back-up fantasy car. 727 00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:21,117 True. He should know 728 00:44:21,159 --> 00:44:24,662 that if she let's him win it's only cause she took pity on him. 729 00:44:25,079 --> 00:44:25,496 What is that? 730 00:44:25,538 --> 00:44:26,331 What? 731 00:44:26,372 --> 00:44:26,956 No! 732 00:44:26,998 --> 00:44:28,207 Yes! He wins! 733 00:44:28,249 --> 00:44:29,980 - No! - Yes! I did! 734 00:44:30,022 --> 00:44:31,023 - You cheated! - No, I did not. 735 00:44:31,064 --> 00:44:32,483 - He cheated! - No. 736 00:44:32,524 --> 00:44:33,525 - You guys saw that! - I did not. 737 00:44:33,671 --> 00:44:34,777 Cheat! 738 00:44:34,985 --> 00:44:37,800 - Thank you, guys. - Thanks, guys. 739 00:44:39,052 --> 00:44:41,554 - That was fun. - Yeah. 740 00:44:44,995 --> 00:44:46,142 - So... - So... 741 00:44:46,663 --> 00:44:48,645 What's it like working for Belinda Apple? 742 00:44:50,939 --> 00:44:54,588 Uh... exciting, frustrating. 743 00:44:55,839 --> 00:44:58,133 Sometimes I feel like she's taken over my life. 744 00:44:58,550 --> 00:45:01,783 Sounds demanding. 745 00:45:01,824 --> 00:45:04,285 More like all-consuming. 746 00:45:07,413 --> 00:45:10,646 Do you ever feel like you're... living in Belinda's shadow? 747 00:45:10,687 --> 00:45:14,295 You know, like no one would ever take you seriously 748 00:45:14,337 --> 00:45:16,381 if she weren't the name ahead of yours. 749 00:45:17,528 --> 00:45:20,447 Yeah, all the time. 750 00:45:22,011 --> 00:45:23,680 How'd you know? 751 00:45:23,721 --> 00:45:27,329 Well, you have Belinda. I have my father. 752 00:45:28,059 --> 00:45:30,144 We're both treading water at the same end of the pool. 753 00:45:31,604 --> 00:45:33,481 Except I don't know how to swim. 754 00:45:34,419 --> 00:45:36,609 Yeah, I found people will generally tell who they are 755 00:45:37,026 --> 00:45:39,529 the first three minutes you know them. You just have to listen. 756 00:45:39,737 --> 00:45:44,847 Well, I don't think Angie told me she was a complete nut-job when we first met. 757 00:45:44,888 --> 00:45:48,913 Sometimes you have to close you eyes and listen between the lines. 758 00:45:50,686 --> 00:45:51,937 Um, here. 759 00:45:51,979 --> 00:45:52,980 Oh, thank you. 760 00:45:53,021 --> 00:45:57,463 Thanks. So, thank you for a wonderful, wonderful day. 761 00:45:57,880 --> 00:45:58,402 No, thank you. 762 00:45:58,923 --> 00:46:02,155 Hey, so, listen. I'm going out of town again for work 763 00:46:02,197 --> 00:46:05,388 but maybe when I get back we can get together. Dinner? 764 00:46:05,430 --> 00:46:09,142 Oh, god. No need. You know, you're totally forgiven 765 00:46:09,183 --> 00:46:11,436 for Angie's behavior. You're off the hook. 766 00:46:11,477 --> 00:46:14,459 Well, this next date would have nothing to do with Angie. 767 00:46:14,564 --> 00:46:16,336 - Date? - August 31st? 768 00:46:16,962 --> 00:46:19,360 Oh, wow. You really like to plan in advance, don't you? 769 00:46:19,464 --> 00:46:21,758 What are you doing Thanksgiving two years from now? 770 00:46:23,740 --> 00:46:24,782 All right. Well... 771 00:46:24,824 --> 00:46:26,242 Hey, you bowl? 772 00:46:26,284 --> 00:46:27,285 No. 773 00:46:27,326 --> 00:46:29,162 Good. We'll go bowling. 774 00:46:29,203 --> 00:46:32,185 That way I can reclaim my manhood. You in? 775 00:46:33,958 --> 00:46:34,792 Sure. 776 00:46:35,105 --> 00:46:36,773 All right. 777 00:46:46,054 --> 00:46:49,390 Now Corporate has decided they want Belinda to write the intro to the book. 778 00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:52,518 Call her in Botswana or wherever the hell she is. 779 00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:53,561 I need it next week. 780 00:46:55,334 --> 00:46:59,504 I don't think Belinda wants to be part of the book's publication. 781 00:47:00,651 --> 00:47:02,215 Excuse me? 782 00:47:02,257 --> 00:47:05,093 No, it's just she's only been writing for the magazine seven months. 783 00:47:05,135 --> 00:47:08,785 Maybe she thinks it's too early. 784 00:47:08,826 --> 00:47:13,581 The publishing world is in serious trouble. Magazines are folding every day. 785 00:47:13,998 --> 00:47:17,335 Shine was on line-support before Belinda started her column. 786 00:47:17,376 --> 00:47:20,046 Ad-revs are up and Mr. Stanson likes her. 787 00:47:20,088 --> 00:47:23,904 If she doesn't show up to support the book at the launch party he will be furious. 788 00:47:23,946 --> 00:47:27,136 He could kill the magazine. You got it? 789 00:47:27,553 --> 00:47:29,117 Go. 790 00:47:36,416 --> 00:47:40,066 Hi. You're obviously the food lady. Can I leave these with you? 791 00:47:40,108 --> 00:47:44,237 Why am I obviously the food lady? Is it because I'm not size two? Hm? 792 00:47:44,278 --> 00:47:46,739 All right. Let me tell you something, Sherlock. 793 00:47:46,948 --> 00:47:51,744 Real women, they don't look like the women you see on TV or magazine covers, okay? 794 00:47:51,848 --> 00:47:54,768 So go ahead. You tell me. 795 00:47:54,977 --> 00:47:57,479 Why must I obviously be the food lady? 796 00:47:57,521 --> 00:48:00,920 Because your... your desk says you are. 797 00:48:04,882 --> 00:48:07,593 Right. Sorry. 798 00:48:10,617 --> 00:48:15,935 All right. I'm going to head home a little early tonight, everybody. I kind of... 799 00:48:15,977 --> 00:48:20,314 Yeah, 'cause, you know, the last ride to Crazytown leaves, and I got shotgun. 800 00:48:24,172 --> 00:48:25,632 Oh! Oh, my god! 801 00:48:25,674 --> 00:48:26,883 What? 802 00:48:26,925 --> 00:48:29,594 The size 18 is too big! 803 00:48:29,636 --> 00:48:34,182 Oh! Okay, wait. Here, I'm going to... 804 00:48:34,224 --> 00:48:37,415 bring you some other sizes. Maybe these will fit. 805 00:48:37,519 --> 00:48:39,187 - Thanks. - Okay. 806 00:48:39,229 --> 00:48:41,377 Why can't Paul be excited about this? 807 00:48:41,419 --> 00:48:43,984 The more weight I lose, the angrier he gets. 808 00:48:44,026 --> 00:48:47,112 I begged him to go to counseling, but he refused. 809 00:48:47,154 --> 00:48:48,676 That's no right, Deb. 810 00:48:48,718 --> 00:48:50,761 What do you think Belinda would tell me to do? 811 00:48:50,803 --> 00:48:54,098 Well, I think she'd say that you deserve to be loved unconditionally, 812 00:48:54,140 --> 00:48:57,748 and if you're not you should consider your options. 813 00:49:00,876 --> 00:49:04,734 I know, right? It's a 14. 814 00:49:04,775 --> 00:49:08,905 You know the last time I was a size 14? High school. 815 00:49:08,946 --> 00:49:11,616 Oh, my god, Deb, you're so thin. 816 00:49:11,657 --> 00:49:12,658 Oh, I'm not that thin. 817 00:49:14,327 --> 00:49:15,369 Oh, I've lost 37 pounds. 818 00:49:15,411 --> 00:49:20,583 37 pounds? Oh, my god. I'm just... I'm so proud of you. 819 00:49:20,625 --> 00:49:23,502 Oh, I couldn't have done it without you and Nancy and Belinda. 820 00:49:25,379 --> 00:49:26,839 The Cinderella Pact rocks. 821 00:49:26,881 --> 00:49:30,176 Now we need to find you something fantastic to wear on your date. 822 00:49:30,593 --> 00:49:31,010 No, no, no. I'm good. 823 00:49:31,052 --> 00:49:32,741 I've got something in the back of my closet. I can pull it out... 824 00:49:32,783 --> 00:49:35,077 Okay, your brain needs to catch up with your body. 825 00:49:35,118 --> 00:49:37,475 Yeah, you need some clothes that actually fit you. 826 00:49:37,892 --> 00:49:40,916 All right. We are not back-of-closet girls anymore. 827 00:49:40,957 --> 00:49:42,167 Deb, I... 828 00:49:43,105 --> 00:49:46,651 You need a new dress. Good. Here, try. 829 00:49:47,276 --> 00:49:48,319 Go. 830 00:49:49,362 --> 00:49:50,717 You know what? Why... 831 00:49:50,759 --> 00:49:52,803 Eh, eh, eh. Do it for me. Go. 832 00:49:52,844 --> 00:49:54,054 I don't need... 833 00:49:54,096 --> 00:49:56,139 I don't want to hear it, I want to see it. 834 00:49:56,181 --> 00:50:01,666 Dear stuck in a rut: A date is nothing to freak out over. 835 00:50:03,647 --> 00:50:08,756 Wear something that says "I am confident and prepared for anything" 836 00:50:16,889 --> 00:50:22,728 Makeup should enhance, not camouflage your own unique qualities. 837 00:50:22,770 --> 00:50:25,127 And most importantly, be yourself. 838 00:50:25,168 --> 00:50:28,880 You don't want to be with anyone who doesn't see the real you. 839 00:50:43,165 --> 00:50:44,208 - Hey. - Hi. 840 00:50:44,625 --> 00:50:45,042 Hi. Come on in. 841 00:50:45,772 --> 00:50:51,507 Hey, you look great. I mean, you know, not that, you know, 842 00:50:51,924 --> 00:50:54,844 you didn't look great before, but you were... more... 843 00:50:54,885 --> 00:50:56,825 more... 844 00:50:56,867 --> 00:50:59,223 No, I... 845 00:50:59,265 --> 00:51:01,413 There's not really a graceful way out of this, is there? 846 00:51:01,517 --> 00:51:03,498 This is uncharted territory. Come on. Can I... 847 00:51:03,540 --> 00:51:04,854 offer you something to drink? 848 00:51:04,895 --> 00:51:08,607 I have diet root beer, diet cola, diet ice tea, wine... 849 00:51:08,649 --> 00:51:10,589 - I'll take the wine. - Okay, great. 850 00:51:10,630 --> 00:51:11,944 But only if it is diet. 851 00:51:11,986 --> 00:51:15,489 Uh, make... make yourself at home. 852 00:51:17,053 --> 00:51:22,267 So... how long since I've seen you, anyway? 853 00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:31,234 So, that was either totally inappropriate and awkward, or... 854 00:51:31,276 --> 00:51:35,509 Or it was really spontaneous and and nice. I mean, it was nice for me. 855 00:51:35,551 --> 00:51:38,325 - It was nice, wasn't it? - Very. 856 00:51:38,950 --> 00:51:40,827 - And not at all awkward. - No. Not at all. 857 00:51:41,036 --> 00:51:42,600 - Not like this conversation. - Right. 858 00:51:43,017 --> 00:51:44,685 - Drink? - Oh, yeah. I'd love one. 859 00:51:44,685 --> 00:51:45,311 Great. 860 00:51:49,273 --> 00:51:50,003 I can't seem to... 861 00:51:50,107 --> 00:51:52,818 - May I? - Yes. Please. 862 00:51:55,112 --> 00:51:56,989 - Can you excuse me... - Oh, yeah. 863 00:52:00,326 --> 00:52:01,681 I'll be right back. 864 00:52:02,515 --> 00:52:04,288 Nola Devlin, girl gone wild. 865 00:52:05,122 --> 00:52:06,061 Okay, don't freak out. 866 00:52:06,686 --> 00:52:07,938 Nance, what's wrong? 867 00:52:08,042 --> 00:52:09,919 I'm working and my computer crashed. 868 00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:13,464 Oh, well, Nancy, I know that's a real bummer, and I'm sorry, but I gotta... 869 00:52:13,506 --> 00:52:16,592 Yeah, but they sent Chip over to fix it. He's standing in front of me right now, 870 00:52:16,634 --> 00:52:19,407 and believe me, he is so not the hot guy from the gym. 871 00:52:21,076 --> 00:52:25,455 No, Chip is standing in my living room right now. He just kissed me. 872 00:52:25,497 --> 00:52:28,375 Whoever kissed you isn't Chip, the computer guy. 873 00:52:31,399 --> 00:52:33,901 Well, then, who the hell is standing in my living room? 874 00:52:37,029 --> 00:52:37,863 Who are you? 875 00:52:38,697 --> 00:52:39,949 I know you're not Chip. 876 00:52:40,053 --> 00:52:41,200 Oh, god. Listen... 877 00:52:41,409 --> 00:52:43,077 No, no, no. Are you even in tech support? 878 00:52:43,494 --> 00:52:44,537 No. 879 00:52:44,578 --> 00:52:46,518 Oh, god, please tell me you're not a serial killer. 880 00:52:46,559 --> 00:52:48,290 I'm not a serial killer. 881 00:52:48,707 --> 00:52:50,167 Look, you can put down the candlestick. 882 00:52:50,209 --> 00:52:52,148 Who are you? 883 00:52:54,130 --> 00:52:55,277 Alex Stanson. 884 00:52:57,258 --> 00:53:02,263 As in Stanson Publishing "Alex Stanson"? 885 00:53:02,304 --> 00:53:04,765 That would be my father, Alex senior. 886 00:53:10,292 --> 00:53:16,339 So... Why did you let me think you were computer Chip? 887 00:53:19,780 --> 00:53:23,742 That day that you got in my truck thinking I was Chip, 888 00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:27,183 I had just come from a meeting with my father. 889 00:53:27,225 --> 00:53:33,752 My relationship with him is strained at best. 890 00:53:35,004 --> 00:53:38,966 And you totally turned that day around for me. 891 00:53:39,383 --> 00:53:45,222 You were unguarded, gutsy, funny, and you were interested in me. 892 00:53:45,952 --> 00:53:48,246 I didn't want to ruin it by telling you who I was. 893 00:53:48,288 --> 00:53:52,104 I tell people who I am and they just start acting differently. 894 00:53:52,250 --> 00:53:55,337 Plus, I'm kind of in this new phase of my life. 895 00:53:55,441 --> 00:53:57,318 Your "fat girl" phase? 896 00:53:58,569 --> 00:54:01,280 My "trying to be a better person" phase. 897 00:54:01,906 --> 00:54:06,285 I have one last shot to prove my worth in the family business. 898 00:54:07,745 --> 00:54:12,124 You see, I quit five years ago, and now that I've come back, 899 00:54:12,166 --> 00:54:15,461 my father put me in charge of a new book division. 900 00:54:17,025 --> 00:54:17,650 My idea. 901 00:54:18,797 --> 00:54:20,257 Our first book... 902 00:54:20,299 --> 00:54:24,637 is a collection of Belinda Apple's columns. 903 00:54:24,678 --> 00:54:29,329 I'm so achingly aware of that, and this has just become a nightmare. 904 00:54:34,230 --> 00:54:37,566 You knew I edited her columns. 905 00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:40,277 Yeah. 906 00:54:42,258 --> 00:54:43,614 Please go. 907 00:54:43,656 --> 00:54:44,448 Look, Nola... 908 00:54:44,490 --> 00:54:45,908 You used me. 909 00:54:45,950 --> 00:54:47,576 That is not true. 910 00:54:47,618 --> 00:54:52,164 Yes, okay, in the beginning, I maybe I saw an opportunity 911 00:54:52,206 --> 00:54:54,875 to learn more about Belinda, but then that changed, 912 00:54:54,917 --> 00:54:58,629 and I wanted to learn more about you. 913 00:54:59,880 --> 00:55:00,923 Belinda works for you. 914 00:55:00,965 --> 00:55:03,113 I work for you. Your family... 915 00:55:03,217 --> 00:55:05,824 This doesn't work. Okay? It doesn't work. 916 00:55:05,928 --> 00:55:08,222 You have... please don't say anything else. 917 00:55:08,264 --> 00:55:11,350 Just... just go. 918 00:55:31,370 --> 00:55:34,811 Alex Stanson Jr., the only heir to the Stanson empire, 919 00:55:34,853 --> 00:55:39,920 which includes magazines, newspapers, extensive real estate holdings, 920 00:55:39,962 --> 00:55:42,318 has turned being a trust fund playboy into an art. 921 00:55:45,551 --> 00:55:48,158 He goes through women like other men go through socks. 922 00:55:48,199 --> 00:55:49,096 Devlin? 923 00:55:50,452 --> 00:55:51,599 Yeah. 924 00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:53,475 Do you know what this is? 925 00:55:53,517 --> 00:55:55,561 Belinda Apple's contract for her book. 926 00:55:57,438 --> 00:55:58,897 Do you know what should be right there? 927 00:55:58,939 --> 00:56:00,044 Her signature. 928 00:56:00,462 --> 00:56:03,485 The book launch party is in less than a week. Legal is going crazy. 929 00:56:03,527 --> 00:56:07,031 I sent someone from our London office to the address Belinda gave us, 930 00:56:07,072 --> 00:56:10,889 but all she found was a post office box with some fan mail addressed to Belinda. 931 00:56:10,930 --> 00:56:12,453 I need proof of life. 932 00:56:12,494 --> 00:56:15,164 What, like Belinda's severed ear wrapped in today's newspaper? 933 00:56:17,770 --> 00:56:20,586 No. Like a personal appearance on September 5th. 934 00:56:20,628 --> 00:56:23,297 If she doesn't show, that will be my proof. 935 00:56:24,444 --> 00:56:27,051 I will go talk to Legal after lunch, okay? 936 00:56:37,478 --> 00:56:41,231 Hey, Nancy, are we still meeting at the track after work? I... 937 00:56:41,273 --> 00:56:43,317 I really need to talk. 938 00:56:46,445 --> 00:56:47,383 Nance! 939 00:56:47,425 --> 00:56:49,365 Oh! thank god! 940 00:56:49,406 --> 00:56:51,659 I guess that you don't want to talk about the last night, 941 00:56:51,700 --> 00:56:53,431 and I'm glad that you're still alive, but 942 00:56:53,473 --> 00:56:54,995 who the hell was the guy in your apartment? 943 00:56:55,037 --> 00:56:57,706 All right, it turns out that the most perfect guy I've ever met 944 00:56:57,810 --> 00:57:00,104 is the guy publishing Belinda Apple's new book 945 00:57:00,146 --> 00:57:02,503 Alex Stanson junior. 946 00:57:03,545 --> 00:57:04,797 Your "Chip" is Alex Stanson? No way. 947 00:57:05,214 --> 00:57:07,195 Yes. yes, yes. yes way. 948 00:57:07,237 --> 00:57:08,550 Wow. 949 00:57:08,592 --> 00:57:10,114 Oh, god. there's more. 950 00:57:12,617 --> 00:57:15,182 I really liked him, a lot. 951 00:57:15,224 --> 00:57:17,726 And the awful part is I think he really liked me. 952 00:57:17,768 --> 00:57:19,916 Well, why are you talking about this in the past-tense? 953 00:57:19,958 --> 00:57:23,565 Because there can be no future-tense. There can't be any tense. 954 00:57:23,982 --> 00:57:25,234 Listen, I... 955 00:57:26,589 --> 00:57:28,153 I need to tell you something, okay? 956 00:57:29,405 --> 00:57:30,447 What? 957 00:57:32,220 --> 00:57:34,097 I'm Belinda Apple. 958 00:57:36,704 --> 00:57:39,727 What? That's impossible. 959 00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:42,230 You know, nine months ago, Lori wanted an advice columnist, 960 00:57:42,272 --> 00:57:44,315 she wouldn't give me a shot because I didn't look the part? 961 00:57:44,357 --> 00:57:47,131 All right, well, I came up with a plan, and... 962 00:57:48,903 --> 00:57:50,467 I created "Belinda Apple". 963 00:57:50,509 --> 00:57:53,178 That's not a plan, that's insanity. 964 00:57:53,220 --> 00:57:54,117 Yeah. 965 00:57:55,368 --> 00:58:00,373 - Who's the woman on the billboards? - Me, with a little Photoshop. 966 00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:03,293 Does anyone else know about this? 967 00:58:03,334 --> 00:58:06,734 No! It wasn't supposed to go this far. 968 00:58:06,775 --> 00:58:08,819 I mean, she wasn't supposed to become famous. 969 00:58:09,653 --> 00:58:13,615 I just... I was gonna write as Belinda for a little while to prove that I 970 00:58:14,032 --> 00:58:16,848 could do it, and then I was gonna go into Lori's office and tell her 971 00:58:16,889 --> 00:58:19,559 that she shouldn't judge people on their jeans size, 972 00:58:19,601 --> 00:58:21,749 she should be judging them on their qualifications. 973 00:58:21,790 --> 00:58:23,625 Yeah, I really wish that you had. I mean... 974 00:58:24,042 --> 00:58:26,368 You deserve that job, fat or thin. 975 00:58:26,409 --> 00:58:28,109 You need to believe that you deserve it. 976 00:58:28,151 --> 00:58:29,047 Yeah. 977 00:58:29,777 --> 00:58:31,133 Nancy, listen. 978 00:58:34,782 --> 00:58:38,223 I'm so sorry I didn't tell you sooner. 979 00:58:39,996 --> 00:58:44,271 Look, putting aside the fact that one of my best friends couldn't... 980 00:58:44,313 --> 00:58:49,276 wouldn't tell me about something this important, putting that aside, 981 00:58:49,318 --> 00:58:52,717 do you have any idea what kind of a professional crap-storm 982 00:58:52,759 --> 00:58:54,281 you've just rained down on me? 983 00:58:54,698 --> 00:58:55,324 I'm so sorry. 984 00:58:55,741 --> 00:58:58,556 Look, if I don't say something, and this comes out, 985 00:58:58,598 --> 00:59:01,371 I could be fired for knowing about it and doing nothing. 986 00:59:02,935 --> 00:59:04,187 So what are you going to do? 987 00:59:05,751 --> 00:59:06,585 Nothing. 988 00:59:07,315 --> 00:59:08,670 I know you. 989 00:59:09,296 --> 00:59:10,026 I love you. 990 00:59:10,339 --> 00:59:11,799 And you will do the right thing. 991 00:59:13,571 --> 00:59:14,718 Yeah. 992 00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:17,221 You know, one good thing has come out of all of this. 993 00:59:17,638 --> 00:59:18,368 What? 994 00:59:18,409 --> 00:59:21,809 The Cinderella pact. You look amazing. 995 00:59:21,850 --> 00:59:23,998 Yeah, I've lost another five pounds. 996 00:59:24,040 --> 00:59:27,856 How am I going to get out of this in one piece? 997 00:59:27,960 --> 00:59:29,525 Lori's coming apart at the seams. 998 00:59:29,566 --> 00:59:33,591 I mean, she's got this contract she wants Belinda to sign. You know? she's crazy! 999 00:59:33,633 --> 00:59:36,824 And I can't keep stalling her for very much longer. 1000 00:59:36,865 --> 00:59:38,492 Come on. We're gonna figure this out. 1001 00:59:40,369 --> 00:59:41,724 It's Deb. 1002 00:59:41,766 --> 00:59:42,975 - Where? - Shh. 1003 00:59:43,705 --> 00:59:44,748 Hey, Deb. 1004 00:59:46,729 --> 00:59:50,066 Hey. Deb, where are you? 1005 00:59:50,796 --> 00:59:55,697 - If anything, scotch makes you happy. - Hey, guys! this is Josh. 1006 00:59:55,905 --> 00:59:58,303 Josh, these are the friends I was telling you about. 1007 00:59:58,345 --> 00:59:59,450 Do you want a drink? 1008 01:00:00,493 --> 01:00:02,474 No. No, I think we're good. 1009 01:00:02,516 --> 01:00:04,977 I thought you weren't supposed to drink after your surgery? 1010 01:00:05,018 --> 01:00:06,228 Who are you, her mother? 1011 01:00:07,166 --> 01:00:09,147 No, Josh. Her best friend. 1012 01:00:10,086 --> 01:00:10,920 Come on. 1013 01:00:14,152 --> 01:00:15,612 Do you mind telling us what you think you're doing? 1014 01:00:16,029 --> 01:00:18,949 I was just having some fun. Is that a crime? 1015 01:00:19,575 --> 01:00:23,537 Okay, "fun" is a pedicure. "Fun" is a great day at the beach. 1016 01:00:23,579 --> 01:00:24,892 A fast car is "fun", 1017 01:00:24,934 --> 01:00:27,916 not knocking back manhattans with some random businessman. 1018 01:00:27,958 --> 01:00:29,063 You're married! 1019 01:00:29,105 --> 01:00:33,755 I know. I've been settling my whole life. I don't want to settle anymore. 1020 01:00:34,381 --> 01:00:37,050 You know, it's terrifying, 1021 01:00:37,092 --> 01:00:41,659 but for the first time ever, I feel like I have choices. 1022 01:00:41,889 --> 01:00:44,182 And isn't that why I went through the surgery? 1023 01:00:44,287 --> 01:00:45,747 Do you know what I did today? 1024 01:00:45,788 --> 01:00:48,145 I went to an assembly at my son's school. 1025 01:00:48,249 --> 01:00:52,211 I was so happy being there, just a mom sitting in the audience, 1026 01:00:52,253 --> 01:00:55,235 not some fat woman everyone was staring at. 1027 01:00:55,757 --> 01:00:57,216 Paul never showed. 1028 01:00:57,633 --> 01:01:01,074 Do you know why I married him? 1029 01:01:01,116 --> 01:01:04,098 Because I was scared no one else would have me. 1030 01:01:04,140 --> 01:01:06,392 Do you know what's worse? He knew that! 1031 01:01:06,434 --> 01:01:09,416 He doesn't love me, he just wants to control me. 1032 01:01:09,729 --> 01:01:11,710 Are you gonna leave him? 1033 01:01:13,170 --> 01:01:14,421 I don't know. 1034 01:01:15,047 --> 01:01:17,028 What would Belinda say? 1035 01:01:18,175 --> 01:01:21,824 Yeah. what would Belinda say? 1036 01:01:26,725 --> 01:01:32,460 I think she'd tell you that you deserve better than trolling in bars for attention from strange men. 1037 01:01:32,502 --> 01:01:35,588 You are better. And you know what? 1038 01:01:35,630 --> 01:01:37,986 You should create the life you deserve. 1039 01:01:39,967 --> 01:01:41,636 That's exactly what she'd say. 1040 01:01:41,677 --> 01:01:42,991 Yeah, no joke. 1041 01:01:45,077 --> 01:01:46,224 Tell her. 1042 01:01:47,788 --> 01:01:48,518 What? 1043 01:01:52,063 --> 01:01:54,878 She is Belinda. 1044 01:01:56,755 --> 01:01:58,006 That's impossible. 1045 01:02:01,030 --> 01:02:02,073 You're Belinda? 1046 01:02:03,637 --> 01:02:05,514 I'm Belinda. 1047 01:02:09,059 --> 01:02:10,102 But how? 1048 01:02:10,143 --> 01:02:13,021 It's really complicated. I mean... 1049 01:02:14,272 --> 01:02:16,984 Well, I started by submitting my columns electronically to Lori... 1050 01:02:17,088 --> 01:02:19,590 Do you mean all the advice I got from Belinda, 1051 01:02:20,737 --> 01:02:25,638 the advice that I changed my life for, the Cinderella pact, that was all a lie? 1052 01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:29,600 No. No! I believed every word. 1053 01:02:29,642 --> 01:02:33,250 It just... it seemed like you would listen to it more 1054 01:02:33,667 --> 01:02:35,127 when it came from someone like Belinda. 1055 01:02:35,168 --> 01:02:37,212 I just want what's best for you. 1056 01:02:37,108 --> 01:02:40,132 And to regain my power and be the person I am inside. 1057 01:02:40,173 --> 01:02:42,113 Yes! yes! yes! 1058 01:02:42,154 --> 01:02:45,241 That was part of the pact, and we were supposed to be honest 1059 01:02:45,283 --> 01:02:47,326 We would always be honest with one another. 1060 01:02:49,412 --> 01:02:51,184 And you were lying from the start. 1061 01:02:51,226 --> 01:02:54,104 You never believed any of this could be real. 1062 01:02:54,521 --> 01:02:58,379 That's not true. I hoped it would be. I did. 1063 01:03:00,882 --> 01:03:03,175 Losing weight has given me the confidence 1064 01:03:03,217 --> 01:03:05,782 to stand up for myself and be honest about my feelings. 1065 01:03:07,868 --> 01:03:10,266 You have no idea how much you've hurt me. 1066 01:03:14,228 --> 01:03:17,044 Well, I don't want to deal with this right now. 1067 01:03:17,565 --> 01:03:18,920 I can't. 1068 01:03:20,589 --> 01:03:22,049 I'll go. 1069 01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:31,433 Nola, hi. Sorry about leaving a message. Again. 1070 01:03:32,267 --> 01:03:33,623 Since I haven't heard from you, 1071 01:03:33,664 --> 01:03:37,689 you are either, "a" on a road trip with Otis and too busy to check your messages, 1072 01:03:37,731 --> 01:03:42,277 or "b" in the finals of an international croquet tournament and unaware you have messages, 1073 01:03:42,319 --> 01:03:45,301 or "c" avoiding me and hoping I stop calling. 1074 01:03:45,343 --> 01:03:49,055 I vote for "a" or "b", because "c" makes me sad. 1075 01:04:00,420 --> 01:04:03,340 Yes, hello, is Charlotte there? 1076 01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:06,676 This is her client, Belinda Apple. 1077 01:04:08,136 --> 01:04:12,516 Could you let her know that I need her to call me as soon as possible, please? 1078 01:04:13,454 --> 01:04:14,601 Thank you. 1079 01:04:40,877 --> 01:04:41,607 Charlotte? 1080 01:04:41,649 --> 01:04:42,858 Yes? 1081 01:04:44,527 --> 01:04:46,925 I'm Nola Devlin, Belinda Apple's editor. 1082 01:04:46,967 --> 01:04:48,072 Where is she? 1083 01:04:48,114 --> 01:04:50,157 Actually, you're looking right at her. 1084 01:04:50,199 --> 01:04:51,513 I'm Belinda Apple. 1085 01:04:52,556 --> 01:04:55,579 Of course you are, darling. There's a little bit of "Belinda" in all of us. 1086 01:04:55,684 --> 01:04:56,726 No, Charlotte. 1087 01:04:56,768 --> 01:04:59,646 I'm your client. I'm Belinda Apple. 1088 01:05:01,419 --> 01:05:07,675 But you're so not-British, or stylish. No offense. 1089 01:05:09,760 --> 01:05:12,471 I thought you'd be younger, but then 1090 01:05:12,513 --> 01:05:16,121 maturity is just experience wrapped in wrinkles, isn't it? 1091 01:05:16,538 --> 01:05:20,083 Oh, my god. You really are Belinda. 1092 01:05:20,292 --> 01:05:24,984 Correction: I've been pretending to be her, and I've hurt the people I love the most. 1093 01:05:25,026 --> 01:05:27,799 My whole life is a monumental train wreck. 1094 01:05:27,841 --> 01:05:30,719 I'm probably gonna get fired, go to jail, and never work as a journalist again, 1095 01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:32,908 and I was just wondering if you could help me. 1096 01:05:33,221 --> 01:05:35,619 Oh, lord, let's get you a drink. 1097 01:05:37,288 --> 01:05:40,312 Wow, you have got yourself into quite the quandary. 1098 01:05:40,937 --> 01:05:43,961 I know, and I can't fake it anymore. I can't. 1099 01:05:44,003 --> 01:05:46,933 You can fake a lot of things, but you cannot fake talent, 1100 01:05:46,975 --> 01:05:50,113 - whether you call yourself Belinda or Nina... - Nola. 1101 01:05:50,217 --> 01:05:55,744 Whatever. You are a writer. Believe in that. Women love your column. 1102 01:05:55,785 --> 01:05:58,038 I have the fan mail to prove it. 1103 01:05:58,079 --> 01:06:01,374 Fan mail is not going to keep me out of jail. 1104 01:06:01,416 --> 01:06:03,877 Okay then. Okay then. 1105 01:06:04,294 --> 01:06:08,152 You do have some options. One: do nothing. 1106 01:06:08,194 --> 01:06:09,925 Let the chips fall where they may. 1107 01:06:09,966 --> 01:06:15,242 Two: write a letter of resignation, quit before the whole thing falls apart. 1108 01:06:16,598 --> 01:06:18,475 But your legal problems won't go away. 1109 01:06:19,517 --> 01:06:24,522 Or three: show up, tell the truth, and watch the whole thing implode in person. 1110 01:06:25,774 --> 01:06:26,712 It's perfect. 1111 01:06:26,754 --> 01:06:29,527 Well, not the imploding part, of course, but 1112 01:06:29,569 --> 01:06:32,030 why shouldn't you go to that party? 1113 01:06:32,030 --> 01:06:35,679 Um, here's a clue: I'm not Belinda Apple. 1114 01:06:35,784 --> 01:06:39,120 Not yet. But with a little work 1115 01:06:39,746 --> 01:06:41,936 I think you could bring her to life. 1116 01:06:43,083 --> 01:06:44,125 You're crazy. 1117 01:06:44,167 --> 01:06:46,628 Yeah, "crazy" is sometimes the basis of genius. 1118 01:06:48,713 --> 01:06:51,007 Go as Belinda. 1119 01:06:51,049 --> 01:06:56,117 You keep your secret, I keep my commission, that's a win-win situation. 1120 01:06:56,158 --> 01:07:00,287 Nobody is ever going to believe that I'm Belinda Apple. 1121 01:07:01,226 --> 01:07:02,477 Think about it. 1122 01:07:12,904 --> 01:07:14,218 Nola? 1123 01:07:14,260 --> 01:07:18,326 Chip! Alex... whoever you are. 1124 01:07:18,368 --> 01:07:19,890 What are you doing here? 1125 01:07:21,142 --> 01:07:24,582 Um, I was supposed to meet Belinda Apple's literary agent 1126 01:07:24,624 --> 01:07:27,294 but I just got a message saying she had to cancel. 1127 01:07:30,317 --> 01:07:31,464 Have you eaten dinner? 1128 01:07:31,881 --> 01:07:35,010 Haven't eaten lunch and this is dinner. 1129 01:07:36,678 --> 01:07:40,223 Wow. It looks like your Cinderella diet's a little extreme. 1130 01:07:40,327 --> 01:07:41,891 - Cinderella pact. - Right. 1131 01:07:42,309 --> 01:07:43,873 And you have no idea how extreme. 1132 01:07:43,914 --> 01:07:46,688 It kinda messes with your head, you know? 1133 01:07:47,105 --> 01:07:51,276 I don't, but I know you need some food, real food, 1134 01:07:51,693 --> 01:07:54,612 and since it looks like you've lost even more weight, 1135 01:07:54,654 --> 01:07:56,177 I think you could afford to eat something. 1136 01:07:56,281 --> 01:07:57,115 Thank you. 1137 01:07:59,200 --> 01:08:00,139 Sorry I lied. 1138 01:08:00,181 --> 01:08:03,997 Okay, listen. you lie, I lie, everybody lies. 1139 01:08:04,039 --> 01:08:07,959 We all tell little lies, and big lies, and middle-of-the-road lies. 1140 01:08:08,480 --> 01:08:10,045 We're not to be trusted. 1141 01:08:10,462 --> 01:08:13,798 Cheaters never prosper. Or is it liars? Gosh, I can never remember. 1142 01:08:15,675 --> 01:08:19,742 Go home, Alex Stanson. 1143 01:08:19,950 --> 01:08:21,931 I don't want to go home. 1144 01:08:23,391 --> 01:08:25,581 You're a nice guy. 1145 01:08:25,623 --> 01:08:29,960 You're a really, really nice guy. You're too nice for me. 1146 01:08:30,002 --> 01:08:31,316 That's not true. 1147 01:08:34,027 --> 01:08:40,179 You don't know the real Nola Devlin, the inner-workings, the heart and soul. 1148 01:08:40,221 --> 01:08:42,890 Well, here's what I do know: 1149 01:08:42,994 --> 01:08:49,355 Nola Devlin is funny, smart, pretty. 1150 01:08:50,189 --> 01:08:53,317 See? Too nice. 1151 01:08:53,359 --> 01:08:56,237 I like who I am with you. 1152 01:08:57,384 --> 01:09:02,597 I'm not who you think I am. I mean, I am, I am, but I'm not. 1153 01:09:03,535 --> 01:09:05,204 Don't we all feel that way? 1154 01:09:05,246 --> 01:09:07,498 Oh, listen, I'm serious. There is no... 1155 01:09:13,754 --> 01:09:15,005 Very nice. 1156 01:09:18,029 --> 01:09:19,906 Did I just say that out loud? 1157 01:09:20,323 --> 01:09:20,740 No. 1158 01:09:28,873 --> 01:09:29,603 Oh, sorry. 1159 01:09:38,153 --> 01:09:38,779 Wait. 1160 01:09:39,405 --> 01:09:43,993 I am not like other girls you've been with. 1161 01:09:44,034 --> 01:09:44,722 Thank god. 1162 01:09:48,580 --> 01:09:51,604 No, it's just that... See, my body is... 1163 01:09:51,709 --> 01:09:52,751 Beautiful. 1164 01:09:54,211 --> 01:09:55,984 You have a beautiful body. 1165 01:10:07,141 --> 01:10:09,852 Let's never leave here, ever. 1166 01:10:12,041 --> 01:10:15,899 Oh, god. Let me guess. Taiwan for six weeks. 1167 01:10:17,464 --> 01:10:20,102 No. Actually L.A. for a shareholder's meeting, 1168 01:10:20,143 --> 01:10:22,573 and then back here Friday for the book launch. 1169 01:10:23,824 --> 01:10:26,222 Alex, about the book launch... 1170 01:10:28,412 --> 01:10:33,938 What if Belinda doesn't show? I mean, she can be really unreliable. 1171 01:10:35,711 --> 01:10:41,863 Well, if she doesn't show she'll be letting down a lot of people. 1172 01:10:43,323 --> 01:10:44,782 I'm sure it would be disappointing for you, 1173 01:10:44,824 --> 01:10:47,181 since you're as much a part of the book as Belinda is. 1174 01:10:48,745 --> 01:10:50,309 - Look, Alex, I... - Nola, 1175 01:10:50,455 --> 01:10:52,707 I think I'm falling in love with you. 1176 01:11:09,495 --> 01:11:11,684 Chip? Alex? 1177 01:11:13,144 --> 01:11:15,751 - Hey. - Hi. 1178 01:11:15,793 --> 01:11:16,898 Good morning. 1179 01:11:20,130 --> 01:11:22,737 I have to catch my flight. Go back to sleep. 1180 01:11:23,884 --> 01:11:25,865 I'll see you at the book launch. 1181 01:11:26,699 --> 01:11:27,534 All right. 1182 01:11:27,638 --> 01:11:29,202 - Get some rest. - Okay. 1183 01:11:35,041 --> 01:11:35,771 Bye. 1184 01:11:40,046 --> 01:11:41,297 Wait. 1185 01:11:41,339 --> 01:11:46,407 There is no Belinda Apple, and I'm a big fat liar. 1186 01:12:14,038 --> 01:12:16,332 Hey, Nola! whatcha doing? 1187 01:12:18,209 --> 01:12:19,877 Hey, Joy, have you seen Lori? 1188 01:12:19,919 --> 01:12:21,859 She's getting her dress fitted for the party. 1189 01:12:22,380 --> 01:12:25,404 Oh, but, hey, if you see her, can you tell her that Belinda's agent 1190 01:12:25,508 --> 01:12:28,636 sent over a ton of fan mail from her office last night? 1191 01:12:29,679 --> 01:12:31,034 Fan mail? 1192 01:12:31,139 --> 01:12:33,016 Well, it is in the mail room. 1193 01:12:34,580 --> 01:12:35,935 Thanks, Joy. 1194 01:12:51,993 --> 01:12:56,581 Dear Belinda, you saved my life! I was 216... 1195 01:12:56,623 --> 01:12:59,709 Dear Belinda, thank you, thank you, thank you. 1196 01:12:59,813 --> 01:13:01,690 You gave me the courage to stand up for myself... 1197 01:13:01,899 --> 01:13:06,695 Belinda, you are my guardian angel. You inspired me to follow my dreams... 1198 01:13:06,591 --> 01:13:10,553 Dear Miss Apple, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't be here writing this letter. 1199 01:13:19,729 --> 01:13:20,772 Hey, Nance. 1200 01:13:21,189 --> 01:13:22,023 Hey. You ready for tomorrow? 1201 01:13:22,065 --> 01:13:23,691 What's tomorrow? 1202 01:13:23,378 --> 01:13:24,108 Oh, it's end-game. 1203 01:13:24,150 --> 01:13:28,071 The day we go back to the Willoughby Cafe and witness some serious grovelling? 1204 01:13:28,696 --> 01:13:31,720 Right. Right. God. 1205 01:13:32,971 --> 01:13:36,934 My dress is gone. 1206 01:13:37,872 --> 01:13:38,915 Your goal dress? 1207 01:13:41,417 --> 01:13:43,086 Have you heard from Deb? 1208 01:13:43,127 --> 01:13:44,650 No. 1209 01:13:46,631 --> 01:13:48,612 Alex Stanson said he loves me. 1210 01:13:50,385 --> 01:13:54,034 I don't know what to do. 1211 01:13:55,702 --> 01:14:01,020 I have this invitation here for Nola to Belinda Apple's book launch. 1212 01:14:02,271 --> 01:14:05,817 This is a letter from a woman in Duluth 1213 01:14:06,442 --> 01:14:09,779 telling Belinda that she saved her life. 1214 01:14:10,717 --> 01:14:14,367 Alex wants me, Nola, to go to the book launch with him. 1215 01:14:14,409 --> 01:14:16,661 This woman needs Belinda to show up. 1216 01:14:17,704 --> 01:14:20,936 I can't be both people at the same time. 1217 01:14:21,874 --> 01:14:24,168 Rewind. He said he loves you? 1218 01:14:24,210 --> 01:14:25,732 Yeah. 1219 01:14:25,774 --> 01:14:26,567 Wow. 1220 01:14:26,713 --> 01:14:28,026 And it's killing me. 1221 01:14:30,633 --> 01:14:34,700 I just... should have listened! You were right. 1222 01:14:34,908 --> 01:14:36,681 You know, why did I make all this stuff up? 1223 01:14:36,723 --> 01:14:40,643 I should have just believed in myself enough to tell Lori the truth from the beginning, and... 1224 01:14:40,685 --> 01:14:41,790 That is disgusting. 1225 01:14:41,832 --> 01:14:44,293 Well, a little simplistic maybe, but... 1226 01:14:46,795 --> 01:14:50,132 For years, I have been hiding myself under a homemade fat suit 1227 01:14:50,173 --> 01:14:52,217 so you wouldn't treat me like a sex object, 1228 01:14:52,259 --> 01:14:56,284 and then I started shrinking my body and building my self-esteem. 1229 01:14:56,325 --> 01:14:59,308 I even started to think "maybe Ted's not so bad", 1230 01:14:59,349 --> 01:15:01,184 "Maybe I was just imagining things" 1231 01:15:01,289 --> 01:15:05,981 but there is no way that I imagined your hand on her ass. 1232 01:15:06,023 --> 01:15:10,047 A kid so fresh out of law school that she still has the bar tapes memorized. 1233 01:15:11,194 --> 01:15:12,237 You're fired. 1234 01:15:14,218 --> 01:15:15,782 I don't think so. 1235 01:15:17,138 --> 01:15:19,849 When I put together the sexual harassment suit I have planned, 1236 01:15:19,891 --> 01:15:22,456 you'll be the one holding the pink slip. 1237 01:15:29,129 --> 01:15:31,110 - Did that feel as good as it looked? - Oh, so much better. 1238 01:15:36,949 --> 01:15:39,243 This doesn't feel right without Deb. 1239 01:15:39,660 --> 01:15:42,789 She's... she'll come around. She's just... she's got a lot going on right now. 1240 01:15:44,040 --> 01:15:46,021 Ladies, table for two? 1241 01:15:46,959 --> 01:15:48,106 Remember us? 1242 01:15:49,149 --> 01:15:51,234 Oh, no. I'm so sorry. 1243 01:15:52,069 --> 01:15:53,633 We were here four months ago. 1244 01:15:53,674 --> 01:15:56,344 You wouldn't seat us at the table by the window. 1245 01:15:56,385 --> 01:15:58,221 I'm sorry. I don't remember. 1246 01:15:58,638 --> 01:16:01,974 We were a little bit... larger then. 1247 01:16:02,016 --> 01:16:03,643 Yeah, we were fat. 1248 01:16:04,581 --> 01:16:06,041 You said it was reserved. 1249 01:16:06,083 --> 01:16:08,804 You were paranoid about people walking by, 1250 01:16:08,846 --> 01:16:11,984 thinking this is restaurant where fat, pathetic women eat. 1251 01:16:15,008 --> 01:16:20,117 So, you got all that from me telling you that that table was reserved, and I'm the one who's paranoid? 1252 01:16:22,620 --> 01:16:24,184 We'll take the table by the window. 1253 01:16:24,226 --> 01:16:26,791 I'm sorry. It's occupied. 1254 01:16:35,341 --> 01:16:38,782 Do you mean we've been holding a grudge for four months for nothing? 1255 01:16:38,824 --> 01:16:40,867 Oh, but don't we look fabulous? 1256 01:16:40,909 --> 01:16:42,536 I mean, the Cinderella pact worked. 1257 01:16:42,640 --> 01:16:45,247 Yeah, then why are you still wearing black? Where's your red? 1258 01:16:45,288 --> 01:16:51,190 Deb, Deb, Deb. It's about discovering the women we are inside. 1259 01:16:52,650 --> 01:16:55,778 Let me tell ya, Ron is loving the woman I am on the inside. 1260 01:16:55,820 --> 01:16:58,906 Well, girls, I'm afraid my bikini dream is over. 1261 01:16:58,948 --> 01:17:00,992 - It was a tad too ambitious for me. - No! 1262 01:17:01,826 --> 01:17:05,684 No, but I'm looking forward to dealing with reality in a tankini. 1263 01:17:07,039 --> 01:17:14,025 You guys, I'm so happy that the Cinderella pact worked for both of you, 1264 01:17:11,314 --> 01:17:14,547 but I don't think it worked for me. See... 1265 01:17:15,381 --> 01:17:19,030 I have no idea who I am or what I'm supposed to do here. 1266 01:17:19,072 --> 01:17:22,117 You know, like, the book launch is tomorrow night, and if I don't go, 1267 01:17:22,159 --> 01:17:25,704 I'm going to betray all of those women who poured their hearts out to me, 1268 01:17:25,746 --> 01:17:27,372 and I don't want to hurt them 1269 01:17:27,414 --> 01:17:30,396 the way you were hurt when you found out Belinda Apple didn't exist. 1270 01:17:30,438 --> 01:17:36,548 And Alex? I'm in love with him, and he's gonna hate me. 1271 01:17:36,861 --> 01:17:38,279 I should have told him. 1272 01:17:38,321 --> 01:17:40,927 I should be telling him right now, and I don't know how to. 1273 01:17:41,657 --> 01:17:43,326 Belinda has to go to that party. 1274 01:17:43,951 --> 01:17:45,307 Belinda doesn't exist. 1275 01:17:48,643 --> 01:17:53,127 It's your wisdom, your wit, your insight. You're the one every one's listening to. 1276 01:17:53,169 --> 01:17:56,151 You're the one who gave me the courage to start a new life. 1277 01:17:57,089 --> 01:18:03,346 As hard as it is, I have to leave Paul. But it's okay. It's good, even. 1278 01:18:03,763 --> 01:18:07,412 And do you think that I could have stood up to Ted without you or Belinda? 1279 01:18:07,454 --> 01:18:12,626 She's been there all along. You've just been looking on the outside when you should've been looking in. 1280 01:18:13,877 --> 01:18:18,465 So, no more broken cookies. No more standing in the shadows. 1281 01:18:18,507 --> 01:18:22,010 It's time you took center stage. Okay? 1282 01:18:22,052 --> 01:18:23,053 Okay. 1283 01:18:23,574 --> 01:18:25,347 Nola? Before we get started... 1284 01:18:25,388 --> 01:18:27,703 It wasn't gone. 1285 01:18:27,745 --> 01:18:30,665 We bought it for you a couple of days ago. 1286 01:18:32,333 --> 01:18:34,105 Somehow we knew that you'd need it. 1287 01:18:34,731 --> 01:18:36,295 And these. 1288 01:18:36,337 --> 01:18:38,381 Oh, m--! 1289 01:18:38,798 --> 01:18:40,883 And this. Your fantasy car. 1290 01:20:15,144 --> 01:20:17,542 You are Cinderella! 1291 01:20:20,566 --> 01:20:22,130 Here it is. 1292 01:20:23,694 --> 01:20:25,571 Oh, my goodness. I'm so nervous, you guys. 1293 01:20:28,178 --> 01:20:31,097 Let's cover you up a little. 1294 01:20:31,139 --> 01:20:32,974 Oh, that's perfect 1295 01:20:34,017 --> 01:20:34,747 Beautiful. 1296 01:20:35,164 --> 01:20:37,458 - Ready? - Yeah, I'm ready. 1297 01:20:37,500 --> 01:20:39,022 - Here we go. - Up. 1298 01:20:46,425 --> 01:20:47,989 Belinda! Belinda! 1299 01:20:52,264 --> 01:20:53,203 Belinda? 1300 01:20:54,767 --> 01:20:56,331 She's really looking forward to meeting you. 1301 01:20:56,435 --> 01:20:57,999 Is she ready? I'd really like to see her. 1302 01:21:01,544 --> 01:21:03,317 I will... I will do that. thank you. 1303 01:21:03,359 --> 01:21:07,592 - Alex, right? hi! I'm Deb. - Hi. Yeah. 1304 01:21:07,634 --> 01:21:11,450 - Friend of Nola's. Gym. - Right, the gym. 1305 01:21:12,076 --> 01:21:15,204 ladies and gentlemen, tonight we are here to introduce to you 1306 01:21:15,621 --> 01:21:19,792 Stanson publishing's new book "Apple gets to the core" 1307 01:21:19,792 --> 01:21:26,048 a compilation of columns by Shine magazine's renowned advice columnist, Belinda Apple. 1308 01:21:26,090 --> 01:21:31,783 It is now my great honor to introduce to you Belinda Apple! 1309 01:21:43,461 --> 01:21:45,442 it's so nice to finally meet... 1310 01:21:47,111 --> 01:21:47,945 oh, my god! 1311 01:21:55,140 --> 01:21:59,936 Oh, thank you all for the very warm welcome. 1312 01:22:01,292 --> 01:22:07,965 I'm so happy that Stanson books is publishing my book. 1313 01:22:09,842 --> 01:22:10,989 My book... 1314 01:22:12,866 --> 01:22:14,638 It is my book. 1315 01:22:18,705 --> 01:22:19,956 I can't do this. 1316 01:22:21,624 --> 01:22:26,838 I thought I could but I... I can't. 1317 01:22:30,905 --> 01:22:32,573 A year ago 1318 01:22:33,720 --> 01:22:37,578 I was an overweight copy editor 1319 01:22:37,995 --> 01:22:39,455 who couldn't get a break. 1320 01:22:41,436 --> 01:22:47,484 There were people who told me that 1321 01:22:41,436 --> 01:22:48,214 I was just a big girl with a big dream, and... 1322 01:22:48,318 --> 01:22:52,697 somehow, I let myself believe that. 1323 01:22:54,574 --> 01:23:00,517 So I created Belinda Apple, someone I thought I could never be. 1324 01:23:00,622 --> 01:23:05,940 Pretty, beautiful, confident, thin... 1325 01:23:07,399 --> 01:23:08,963 Someone with all the answers. 1326 01:23:10,215 --> 01:23:14,907 I used Belinda to protect myself from rejection and failure. 1327 01:23:16,367 --> 01:23:18,661 I'm so sorry that I lied 1328 01:23:20,746 --> 01:23:26,585 to all of the women who have been so honest with me, with Belinda. 1329 01:23:29,713 --> 01:23:31,903 I have to be honest with you. 1330 01:23:34,301 --> 01:23:41,496 There is no Belinda Apple, there's just me, Nola Devlin. 1331 01:23:43,477 --> 01:23:49,212 But here's the thing-- inside, me and Belinda, we're the same person. 1332 01:23:49,254 --> 01:23:51,610 It just took me till tonight to figure it out. 1333 01:23:53,591 --> 01:23:56,198 To all the beautiful women that brought me here tonight, 1334 01:23:57,241 --> 01:24:02,350 just know that you're your own fairy godmothers, so, 1335 01:24:02,392 --> 01:24:07,564 keep dreaming your dreams and creating your magic 1336 01:24:09,440 --> 01:24:11,630 and writing your own happy endings. 1337 01:24:14,133 --> 01:24:15,280 That's all. 1338 01:24:29,669 --> 01:24:31,337 Great party! 1339 01:24:31,379 --> 01:24:32,484 Oh, they loved you! 1340 01:24:32,526 --> 01:24:35,300 They love Nola Devlin as much as they love Belinda Apple! 1341 01:24:35,404 --> 01:24:36,030 Yeah! 1342 01:24:36,176 --> 01:24:39,679 - Have you guys seen Alex? - Sorry, honey. 1343 01:24:40,096 --> 01:24:42,494 You know, I thought for sure he was gonna forgive you. 1344 01:24:43,433 --> 01:24:44,997 Oh, maybe he'll change his mind. 1345 01:24:46,144 --> 01:24:46,978 Maybe. 1346 01:24:48,334 --> 01:24:50,627 All right, I think I'm going to head home. 1347 01:24:50,669 --> 01:24:51,670 Oh. 1348 01:24:51,983 --> 01:24:53,339 You guys, have fun. 1349 01:24:53,380 --> 01:24:55,945 Well, you know what happens to Cinderella at midnight. 1350 01:25:05,121 --> 01:25:06,164 No! 1351 01:25:06,623 --> 01:25:08,041 Wait! 1352 01:25:09,396 --> 01:25:10,960 Wait, please! Wait! 1353 01:25:13,504 --> 01:25:15,027 Wait! 1354 01:25:16,591 --> 01:25:19,093 Wait, stop, sir! Please, stop! 1355 01:25:24,307 --> 01:25:27,122 Just perfect. 1356 01:25:27,164 --> 01:25:29,208 You lose something? 1357 01:25:32,649 --> 01:25:35,255 Yeah. 1358 01:25:36,402 --> 01:25:38,801 Yeah. My shoe. 1359 01:25:40,677 --> 01:25:42,659 May I? 1360 01:25:54,441 --> 01:25:56,527 Midnight. 1361 01:25:56,568 --> 01:26:00,385 Isn't that some kind of defining moment for Cinderella? 1362 01:26:02,679 --> 01:26:09,352 Well, it's the moment where she turns back into her true self and... 1363 01:26:09,665 --> 01:26:12,751 hopes that Prince Charming will see through the disguise and forgive her and... 1364 01:26:12,793 --> 01:26:15,504 But just... one last question for Belinda. 1365 01:26:16,755 --> 01:26:17,485 Yeah? 1366 01:26:18,945 --> 01:26:20,509 Well, there's this girl... 1367 01:26:20,551 --> 01:26:22,907 Ah, well, see? there's always a girl. 1368 01:26:24,471 --> 01:26:25,931 What's the problem? 1369 01:26:26,869 --> 01:26:29,163 A few days ago, I poured my heart out to her 1370 01:26:29,205 --> 01:26:31,249 and told her I thought I was falling in love with her. 1371 01:26:33,126 --> 01:26:34,064 Have you changed your mind? 1372 01:26:34,106 --> 01:26:36,254 No. 1373 01:26:36,567 --> 01:26:38,131 I told her how I feel. 1374 01:26:39,278 --> 01:26:41,363 But she hasn't told me how she feels. 1375 01:26:44,491 --> 01:26:47,724 Well, that's not a problem 1376 01:26:47,765 --> 01:26:50,122 cause I happen to know she loves you right back. 1377 01:26:55,544 --> 01:26:56,795 Whoo-hoo! 107729

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