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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Check, check and checkmate.
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(SPEAKING ROBOTICALLY)
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Grodd, Gorilla. Negative.
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Luthor, Lex. Positive match.
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LEX: This better be good. I'm
playing myself. And winning!
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ROBOT: You will come with me.
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Well, since you
asked so nicely...
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I'm intrigued.
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(LASERS FIRING)
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MICHAEL: That's how
Luthor escaped.
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This the third abduction in 24 hours.
Same MO.
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It also made off with the
Brain and the Calculator.
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- LEX: Hey what are you... No!
- Why? What's the connection?
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Each is brilliant
in his own right.
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Maybe Darkseid stumbled
across a really tough sudoku.
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I don't know.
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As the third smartest
person in the world,
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I hoped you'd be more helpful.
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Conjecture without
data is guessing.
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And as for those world's smartest
lists, they're never accurate.
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- (ALARM BUZZING)
- Saved by the bell.
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It's time to T-up.
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Batman, Mr. Terrific, positive match.
You will come with me.
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BATMAN: It's trying to
capture us as well.
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- (LASERS FIRING)
- Only one way to find out.
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Looks like I was right again.
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CALCULATOR: Yeah, well even a
broken clock is right twice a day.
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Ooh, good one, meat-sack.
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- Least I can do this.
- (BLOWING RASPBERRIES)
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LEX: Enough! Could this
gathering get any worse?
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I spoke too soon.
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Someone took great lengths
to get us all here. But why?
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I suspected it had to do with
IQ's until you two showed up.
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VOICE: IQ has everything
to do with it.
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As five of the most
brilliant minds on Earth,
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you have been selected to
compete in my brain games.
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(SCOFFS) Lex Luthor doesn't lower
himself to compete with rabble.
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VOICE: I've prepared a
series of competitions,
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devised to test your
intellectual limitations.
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Only the most brilliant of you
will survive to win the prize.
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And if we don't play along?
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Simple, you'll be obliterated.
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So, participating
is a no-brainer.
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Hope the challenges will be
smarter than your jokes.
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Enough impertinence. We begin.
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Let's start with
something remedial.
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A race.
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THE BRAIN: There are no pedals.
How do you expect us to race?
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VOICE: I'll give you
fuel, for your mind.
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On each of your dashboards, is
a sphere with colored lights.
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Arrange those into a shape
that's optically pleasing.
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And you're ready to roll.
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(BEEPING)
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VOICE: Well done.
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You're all as smart
as I'd hoped.
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I'm certain you've
all also ascertained
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that the last one to
cross the finish line
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will be eliminated.
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Time to go into overdrive.
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(BEAM FIRING)
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I'll get him.
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CALCULATOR: Out of my way, jar head.
I think you're past your sell date.
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THE BRAIN: Neanderthal.
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(SCREAMS)
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(SCREAMS)
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(SCREAMS)
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(GRUNTS)
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What?
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You know what I'm thinking?
That yee-haw strategy.
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What's the relative
gravity on this planet?
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THE BRAIN: Looks as if you'll be eliminated
first, Batman, and good riddance.
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He said last to finish. He didn't
say it had to be in a car.
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Okay, then, T-minus
three, two...
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MR. TERRIFIC: Yee-haw!
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What? Impossible!
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(LASER FIRING)
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(SCREAMS)
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THE BRAIN: Robbed. I was robbed!
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Shocking, but not lethal.
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(VOICE LAUGHS)
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VOICE: Not yet. It's
only fair that losers
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first suffer a period
of humiliation.
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Enough gloating.
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Get to the second test.
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VOICE: Seems our third place winner
is anxious to prove his worth.
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- Fine.
- (THUNDER CRACKLES)
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Let's accelerate
the process then.
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The first two who make it
to the red platforms win.
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The two who don't,
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lose.
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What is this? A trick?
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Ha! It's there.
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They're moving in a pattern.
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I see it.
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- CALCULATOR: Not this time, Dark Knight.
-(LASER FIRING)
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Ah!
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(CALCULATOR GRUNTS, SCREAMS)
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Aw!
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- (LASER FIRING)
- (GRUNTS)
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Game over.
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(GRUNTS)
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Turned about is
fair play, Luthor.
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And I'm all about fair play.
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VOICE: Hurry now. Only
one of you can win.
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Terrific, no!
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- (LASERS FIRING)
- VOICE: Disqualified!
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Ha! The world's third smartest
man just outsmarted himself.
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VOICE: We have our finalists.
On to our final round.
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Chess!
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Oh, Batman, I haven't
lost a chess match in...
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Well, come to think of it.
I've never lost one.
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(LASERS FIRING)
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VOICE: For every second you take
to move, my drone fires a shot.
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So much more effective
than a chess clock.
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Okay, sphere, let's unmask.
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Now hack this baby
nice and quiet-like.
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(LASERS FIRING)
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Check. (GRUNTS)
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Pardon me.
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That's cheating.
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A win is still a win.
Check mate.
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(GRUNTS)
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VOICE: Congratulations,
Lex Luthor.
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Your ingenuity and resourcefulness
have won the day.
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You are the smartest
of the smart.
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I could've told you that.
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VOICE: Now, you get your prize.
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(RUMBLING)
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What is this? Release me!
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Mr. Mind.
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I should've smelled your tiny
slug trail from the start.
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You see? I have always been
underestimated because of my size.
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But now, my presence will
be as big as my greatness.
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(SCREAMS)
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With these helmets, I'll install my
powerful brain into your full-sized body.
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I'll have your added
IQ as a bonus.
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(SCREAMS)
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- Huh?
- (SIGHS)
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Terrific.
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Hate to break up to this
meeting of the minds.
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Destroy him!
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See once I hacked your system,
I did what anyone would do.
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(ELECTRICAL BUZZING)
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- (THUDS)
- MR. TERRIFIC: I freed Batman.
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(WHIMPERS)
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What? You were toying with me?
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You are a pawn I
sacrificed, Luthor.
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I knew Terrific had a plan. Even
if I didn't know what it was.
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Obviously, he wouldn't try to win the
brain games. First prize was destruction.
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You surprise me, Mr. Terrific. I
didn't expect you to be victorious.
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After all, you're only the third
on the smartest person list.
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Well, I prefer not to draw too
much attention to myself.
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Who do you think
wrote that list?
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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