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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Sorry I'm not there, guys.
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Maybe you should
start without me.
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What are you doing in Paris?
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Believe me. The city of
romance, this is not.
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I'm in a situation.
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Good-bye.
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Bizarro.
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Why don't you play ahead of me?
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Look. The pyramids.
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Boo ray!
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(WHIRRING)
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Who is that?
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Oh, that's right. You weren't around.
Long story short,
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somebody tried to clone Superman
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but ended up with
opposite Superman.
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Bizarro is evil?
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No, he's harmless.
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(BIZARRO GRUNTING)
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What are you doing with him?
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I just ran into him by accident
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and suddenly, we're on a "date."
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It's that easy, huh?
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He's talking about joining
the Justice League.
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That isn't a very good idea.
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I've got it handled.
I've convinced him that
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if I beat him at miniature
golf, he'll back off.
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Bye!
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Oh, a hole in hundreds.
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Me am losing.
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I'll ditch him by
Mount Rushmore.
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Never a dull moment.
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(ALARM BLARING)
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Incoming.
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Behold, Justice League.
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I am Amazo, the android
who will destroy you.
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There's only four of you.
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How disappointing.
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I'm sure you'll find the four of us
are more than enough. Let's rumba.
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(GRUNTING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTS)
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Martian Manhunter.
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Your powers aren't
invisible to me.
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And mind control.
Let's try it out.
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Oh.
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(GRUNTS)
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(INHALES)
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Lantern, watch out.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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(GROANS)
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- (THUDS)
- (GROANS)
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I see.
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If you get close enough,
you can mimic our powers.
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The brilliant Professor Ivo,
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may he rest in peace,
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created me to duplicate the
abilities of meta-humans
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which I've done to three
of your mightiest members.
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If you're going to do
it, make it quick.
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(GROANING)
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Request denied.
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I'm not talking to you.
I'm talking to him.
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(GRUNTING)
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SUPERMAN: Looks like our monthly
meeting had a party crasher.
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Amazo, a super android
that duplicates powers.
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Don't let him get too close.
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Too late.
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Oh, thank you, Superman,
for that learning moment.
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I have filed it in my
perfect computer brain.
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(YELLS)
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(SIGHS)
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Let's call the others, shall we?
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(BEEPING)
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(BIZARRO CHOMPING LOUDLY)
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Oh, you shouldn't have
done this, Bizarro.
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Really. You shouldn't have.
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(CHOMPING)
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Hmm-hmm.
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(PHONE BEEPING)
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Bizarro, I've gotta go. There's
trouble at the Watch Tower.
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Bizarro help Wonder
Woman not get job done.
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Become Justice League Bizarro.
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Not this time, big fella.
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We need a hero who can
think on his feet.
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Understand?
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Nope.
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Wonder Woman in trouble.
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What should me do?
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(GASPS) Me know. Me help.
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Me get most smartest hero
in the galaxy to help, too.
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Down, down, and away!
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AMAZO: Make yourselves
comfortable.
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- (BUZZES)
- (GROANS)
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I have activated the power
damping grids in your cells,
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if you understand that.
There's no means of escape.
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I have complete control.
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You'll never win by brute force.
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Oh, but I don't merely
steal powers, Batman.
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I steal the way you think, too.
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I can see now that
your intellect
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may make you the most
formidable of them all.
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In fact, I think you're hiding
something from me at this very moment.
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Consider yourself uninvited to the
weekly Justice League poker night.
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(LAUGHS) A little humor,
which I do understand.
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Now I know something's up.
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Perhaps a Martian
mind-reading is in order.
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Here's a piece of my mind.
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(GRUNTS)
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You're finished!
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(GROANS)
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Don't get any closer to him.
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He can mimic your
powers if you do.
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What's your plan, android?
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It's fairly simple.
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I have call a priority one emergency
meeting of the Justice League.
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He's bringing everyone here.
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He's going to take
all their powers.
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And then your world.
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- (SNICKERS)
- Huh?
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Now I'll go upstairs
and ready my trap
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so I'm not surprised by any
more early arrivals. Ta-ta.
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(RUMBLING)
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Good-bye, everyone.
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And it gets worse.
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Here goes Bizarro.
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(GASPS) Who even are you?
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Me am Bizarro.
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Me bring greatest mind in
entire galaxy to stop you.
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Me bring...
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Space Cabbie!
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Mind your shoes. I
think I'm gonna yak.
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Oh, what's going on here?
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I got a fare waiting
on Alpha Centurion.
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Well, hold the pickle.
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Is that the Justice League
you got trussed up?
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Who is this runt
with a gifted mind?
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I sense no evidence of it.
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Okay, slow the roll, pal. I'm
just a cab driver. Honest.
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Uh, the Bizarri weirdo...
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Me am Bizarro.
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Yeah, him. He asked me
for directions once
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and now he thinks I'm
some big genius.
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I mean, he didn't even follow them.
He went the opposite way.
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Oh, then you're nothing.
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(GRUNTS)
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(YELLS)
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Bizarro save Cabbie.
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Me no understand.
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If you beat smartest
man in galaxy,
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then you must be even smarter.
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Quit your gibberish, creature,
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while I scan and duplicate
your powers as well.
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Me no creature. Me am Bizarro.
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And me thinks this not so smart.
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(GRUNTS)
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(GROWLS)
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So where are the keys?
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There's a code but you won't have time.
So don't worry about us.
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Downstairs in the lab, you'll
find an energy circuit.
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Flip the switch to
stop the transmission
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recalling the other
Justice Leaguers.
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Then Amazo's trap will fail.
Hurry.
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- (THUDS)
- (GRUNTS)
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Oh, me feel good.
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Me can still lose this fight.
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Count on it.
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Ice vision. He's got
Bizarro's powers.
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Where is that runt?
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Bingo.
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- (RUMBLING)
- Huh?
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Uh, stop or I'll use this.
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I'm trembling.
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Not really! That's just sarcasm.
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(GRUNTS)
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That's some pea-shooter.
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No more surprises.
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(RUMBLING)
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Good-bye. Bizarro am here.
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(GRUNTING)
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(STRAINING)
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(GASPS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(STRAINING)
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(GRUNTS)
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Give it up, you
imperfect monster.
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Bizarro will always stop trying.
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Quit talking gibberish!
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I'll crush you.
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(VOICE CHANGES) Except you...
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Am...
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So...
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Handsome.
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Wait, what did I just say?
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Me am handsome.
Glad you noticed.
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Me must destroy all of you
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except Wonder Woman.
Me like Wonder Woman.
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No, her, too.
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Me want take over the world.
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I... I must take... Ah!
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The opposite way you think!
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I can't compute it!
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It's driving me sane!
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You did this!
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You tricked me into
taking his mind.
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You am smart.
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He smartest man in galaxy.
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Me know. Me want autograph...
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No!
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(CIRCUITS SCRAMBLING)
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Sparks pretty.
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Whose power in that?
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No! Make... Stop!
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Make it stop!
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(STRAINS) Huh?
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(POPPING)
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Does not compute.
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(THUDS)
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Hello, Amazo.
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(CHUCKLES) He am funny.
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(SIZZLING)
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WONDER WOMAN: He saved us all.
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I don't see that
we have any choice
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but to invite him
into the League.
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Bizarro's heart is
in the right place
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even if he is a
little bit backward.
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Hmm. Backward.
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Bizarro, you've saved the day.
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I extend to you the honor of being
inducted into the Justice League.
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All you have to do is stay right
here while we swear you in.
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Can you do that?
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No way.
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Me not going anywhere!
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Problem solved.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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