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(SCREAMING)
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MAN: Get out of here.
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(GROWLING)
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Look out.
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No mercy for the human
slime, my simian warriors.
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We take this world today.
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Fight! Fight for Gorilla City
and simian kind everywhere.
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STARGIRL: That's a
lot of gorillas.
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Specifics, Stargirl. You are
evaluating an active threat to the UN.
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Oh, great. (CHUCKLES)
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Okay, there are like 30
to 40 gorillas attacking
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the United Nations
building with ray guns.
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Probably minions of that bad gorilla
in the jail files I had to read.
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- Gorilla Gropp or something.
- Grodd.
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Relax, Stargirl. You
are doing great.
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Remember, every leaguer
had a first day.
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Everything will be just fine.
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Tell that to the UN delegates
about to be abducted
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by a super intelligent
megalomaniacal gorilla.
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Remember your training.
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Be efficient. Ruthless.
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Neutralize your foe.
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And have fun.
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It's important to
enjoy your work.
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The puny humans are inferior
in both mind and body.
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We will crush them
beneath our feet.
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Hands.
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Crush beneath your hands, because
you have hands on your feet.
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That's what you get for fighting
with these peacekeepers.
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- (GRUNTS)
- Ah...
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Sorry, Batman.
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Apologize later.
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Situational awareness now.
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This is mostly just a
ride along, Stargirl.
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To see firsthand how a couple of
vets handle a routine situation.
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Routine?
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The end of human
domination of Earth.
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You call this routine?
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I call it a light
morning workout.
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With no cardio.
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Execute caged heat.
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Yah.
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(SCREAMS)
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That was more fun than a barrel of
monkeys Grodd. But now you're done.
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Done?
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Are you kidding me?
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Mr. Mxyzptlk.
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He's so cute!
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What's a mxy...
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How could you not know me?
You are breaking my heart.
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I thought you had memorized all the
Justice League dossiers I gave you.
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I have been cramming like crazy.
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I learned all about the atomic
guy with two personalities,
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and backward talking
lady magician.
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But when I read this
guy's name on the file,
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I thought it was just a typo.
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Hey, watch it, girl.
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I'm the funny one here.
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Don't underestimate him.
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Mxyzptlk is an alien imp
from the fifth dimension
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with powers beyond
our understanding,
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and a pathological
desire to create chaos.
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That's mischief.
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Mr. Bats in the belfry.
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Mischief.
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Let me give you an example.
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The only way to stop his nonsense is
to get him to say his name backwards.
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Watch this, kid.
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(GROWLING)
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Hey mister, looks like you
are a little mxyed up.
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Mixed up!
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Say, that's not a bad idea.
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In fact, it sounds like fun.
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STARGIRL: Uh, hey, what's
up with my man hands.
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SUPERMAN: Great Scot! I
am in Batman's suit.
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(BATMAN'S VOICE) Not
just my suit, Superman.
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Mxyzptlk played musical
chairs with our minds.
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But we've still got to stop those gorillas
no matter what condition we are in.
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(STARGIRL'S VOICE) You don't
have to tell me twice.
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(SCREAMS)
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Stargirl.
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Oh, shoot. I forgot.
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No flying for me.
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(GROANS) Oh.
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Everything smarts.
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Even Batman's boots
are too tight.
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All right, let's see
how this thing works.
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Ah! Whoa!
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(GROANS)
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Not so fast, you.
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Ow.
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That hurt.
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Superman, are you okay?
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Ow, my hand.
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Sorry. Sorry.
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My bad. (GIGGLES)
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My heat vision. Shut it off.
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I don't know how.
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Think cold thoughts.
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Icicles, Minnesota.
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Batman's disapproving stare.
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If I knew it was going
to be this entertaining,
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I would have sprung
for the good seats.
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(GRUNTS)
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We can't let this body switch
throw us off our game.
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You seem to be doing
fine in my body.
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I have never relied on
superpowers, Stargirl.
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Only skill.
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I still know how
to throw a punch.
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Oh, argh.
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(LAUGHS)
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It appears the Justice League
is having an identity crisis.
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We will never have a better
opportunity to crush them.
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Crush this, Grodd.
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How's this come off?
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Got it.
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Watch out for those bat bombs.
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They have a hair trigger.
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(GROANS)
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Good safety tip, Batman.
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This body switch doesn't seem to
have diminished your effectiveness.
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I know.
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Isn't that great?
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I am so excited about it.
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Er... Are you like,
okay, Batman?
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Batman is used to
fighting multiple foes,
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but not with the volatile
emotions of a teenage girl.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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Why is everyone staring at me?
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I've waited a long time for this
victory, Batman, Superman, whatever.
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You will have to wait
a bit longer, Grodd.
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Thanks to Batman's batarang.
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Missed.
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Well, there's an entire bat arsenal
on this belt to take care of... Ah!
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Whoa...
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I think I have super allergies.
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Gesundheit. (LAUGHING)
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This is too much!
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I can't even... I can't even...
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This isn't working.
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We got to deal with Mxyzptlk
before we deal with Grodd's army.
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I think we should
call in the cavalry.
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We need backup.
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Firestorm especially.
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But won't Mxyzptlk just...
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Excellent, Stargirl.
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Batman to Justice League. Send
Bravo Squad to my location.
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Bring Firestorm.
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Repeat. Bring Firestorm...
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(GRUNTS)
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You have lost.
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The world is ours.
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Ready.
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Aim.
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Hey, Grodd.
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Where does an 800
pound gorilla sit?
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Answer, anywhere the Justice
League tells him to, yo.
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I don't mean to toot my horn,
but I'm gonna toot it.
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That was a pretty gangster
hero arrival line, huh?
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- Dr. Stein.
- Ronald.
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I believe we have discussed
how your grandstanding
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exacerbates your
acute narcissism.
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I won't let you
heroes spoil the fun.
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Say hello to The Big
Wheel of Body Switching.
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Get ready. And remember, this is only
an exhibition, not a competition.
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Please, no wagering.
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(LAUGHING)
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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(CONTINUES LAUGHING)
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That's pretty.
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Whoa.
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Whoa...
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Hey, look, Professor.
I am Shazam.
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(THUNDER CRASHES)
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Ugh, I am not Shazam.
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No, I am Shazam.
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(SCREAMING)
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This is a disaster.
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Yes. For Mr. Mxyzptlk.
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Observe.
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Oh, this is rich.
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I can play this
game for millennia.
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If my tokus didn't get tired.
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(LAUGHING)
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Hmm, interesting.
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Inappropriate laughter can
be a symptom of hypomania...
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What? Who said that?
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I did. Dr. Martin Stein.
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One half of the hero Firestorm.
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How did you get in my head?
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Get out of here!
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Oh, you are an anthropophomaniac.
That's fear of other people.
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I begin to understand you.
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What are you? The
ghost of my shrinks?
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Stop psychoanalyzing me.
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You sound like a
hallunologophogomaniac.
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That's one who fears complex
scientific terminology.
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Stop! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
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Or perhaps you are
akiltensystem.
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- (HORN BLOWING)
- Get this through your head.
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I am not a hypomaniac,
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an anthropophomaniac,
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or a kiltedsystem.
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Oh, snap.
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I said it, didn't I?
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(SCREAMS)
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ALL: Whoa!
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Ah.
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Now, my legions.
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We'll destroy the
befuddled Justice League,
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once and for all.
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RONALD: Er... I'm not
feeling very befuddled.
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At least, not anymore
than usual, Ronald?
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Oh...
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Stargirl, I just wanted to commend
you on your quick thinking.
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Knowing that Firestorm
was a dual personality,
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you surmised that the
additional consciousness
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would make its way
into Mxyzptlk's head.
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Good job, rookie.
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That wasn't actually your plan.
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Was it?
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Frankly, I kind of
wanted to meet him.
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(CHUCKLING)
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It will be our secret.
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