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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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DARKSEID: At last, the glorious
invasion of Earth is upon us.
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Desaad, prepare the greatest.
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Boom Tube in the
history of warfare.
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(WHIRRING)
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Inform me when the
conquest is done.
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HAWKMAN: Our
informants were right.
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Darkseid is attacking Earth.
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- We'll never catch up.
- We'll catch up.
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Those ships are going nowhere.
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(ALL SCREAM)
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(GRUNTS)
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(SCREAMS)
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This Kryptonite ray should
take the fight out of you.
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Huh? Where's the Boom Tube?
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- He's done something!
- (ELECTRICTY CRACKLES)
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(WHIRRING)
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- Where'd they go?
- Not Earth.
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Superman redirected the Tube.
They could be anywhere.
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Hey, space cruisers.
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Power ring run down in
the middle of nowhere?
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Need a ride home from
your latest battle,
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-bounty hunt or bachelor party?
-(DEVICE BEEPING)
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Hi! I'm Roxy Rocket,
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former Earth daredevil turned
interplanetary entrepreneur.
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Why pay outrageous
space cabbie rates
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when my cosmic charter service
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can whisk you across the galaxy
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for a fraction of the cost?
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It'll take more than some gal
with a stolen warp engine
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to cut into this space
cabbie's business.
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What can compare to
the cozy comfort
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of a 9-Planet Taxi cab?
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(SPRING TWANGS)
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So, the seat's a
little broken in.
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It's like flying
the family couch.
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Ow!
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(DEVICE DINGS)
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A new customer!
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Eat your heart out, Roxy Rocket.
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- Welcome, Mr. Dark... "Seed"?
- Darkseid.
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Oh, of course.
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Yikes, my bad.
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(VEHICLE RUMBLES)
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Where to, your eminence-ness?
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The third moon of Graxos IV.
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Mr. D, there's nothing on that mud
ball except a bad smell, mind you.
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I dislike having my
requests challenged.
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Drive.
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No, sir. Yes, sir!
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SPACE CABBIE: Third moon
of Graxos IV, right away.
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9-Planet Taxi accepts cash,
check, or universal debit.
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This will suffice.
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A platinum Omega?
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(WHISTLING) Right, sir,
I can't change this.
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Keep it. Don't wait.
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Yes, sir!
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- (BEEPS)
- Uh-oh.
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Big guy forgot his receipt.
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Even cosmic big-shots need
their business write-offs.
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Mr. D?
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Mr. D?
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That's a lot of battleships.
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Mr. D?
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(SUPERMAN SCREAMS)
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(GROANS)
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Observe, great Darkseid,
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how completely helpless
the Kryptonian is.
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What about our Boom Tubes?
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What has he done to them?
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Somehow he placed a virus
within his Mother Box
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that has infected
our entire network.
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That's why you couldn't use
a Boom Tube to get here.
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We've tried to delete it,
but it keeps coming back.
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Only he knows how
to break the code.
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I suppose he's not talking?
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You suppose right, madman.
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(SCREAMS)
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(METAL CLANKING)
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My Lord, not to question you,
but you did come in secret?
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(PANTING)
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Mmm-hmm.
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(PANTING HEAVILY)
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Oh, mama, this is big.
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I better call the
Justice League but...
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But first I'd better put some
distance between me and those creeps.
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I said don't wait.
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No. I was just...
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You defied me.
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Uh, got it. No defying.
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I will overlook it,
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as my associate, Kanto,
needs a ride home.
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(STAMMERS) Yes, sir!
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SPACE CABBIE: That Mr. D,
is some swell guy, huh?
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Naive mortal. Darkseid is all.
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Yeah. And you do
what for him, again?
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Tidy up loose ends and
execute my master's wishes.
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Yikes. Okay.
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So, Apokolips, I'll have
you there yesterday.
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No hurry. In fact, I've been
meaning to make a visit
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to the acid lakes of Schlough.
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Let's stop there first.
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Whoa! The acid lakes?
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Isn't that where all the space
pirates go to drop their victims?
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(CHUCKLING) Indeed.
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Oh, so that's why the Green Lantern
Corps had the planet cordoned off.
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I don't care to alert
the Green Lanterns
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and distract them from their
noble duties, of course.
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Mmm, maybe now they'll shut
down a certainly deadly
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no-name jungle planet a
couple parsecs over.
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Yeah, carnivorous plants there
give out a goo so corrosive,
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it would dissolve this cabin in seconds.
No trace.
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You've piqued my curiosity.
I'd like a look at the place.
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Oh, you don't want to go there.
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It's remote, it's dangerous.
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It's worth an Omega.
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Yep, you're the boss.
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Here we are. No-name
jungle planet of doom.
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- (GUN COCKS)
- Argh!
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Walk!
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Me? But... Those killer plants!
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Exactly. You've seen too much.
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(SCREAMS)
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Oh, that is impressive.
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(GRUNTING)
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(SIGHS) You really
cut it close, bud.
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Please, never say
"cut" to a plant.
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The ever-pungent Swamp Thing.
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Of course!
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- I'm on...
- Earth.
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I believe you know
my associates?
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Smart move leaving
your radio on.
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We followed your
signal perfectly.
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Can you take us to Superman?
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Yeah, but we got to step on it.
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Pile in.
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I'll catch up after I drop.
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Kanto off at Belle Reve Prison.
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(VEHICLE RUMBLES)
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Oh, you're coming too?
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Why not? I even brought
my own seat belt.
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(GROANING)
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It's your last
chance, Kryptonian.
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Give up the code for your life.
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There's a third
choice, Darkseid.
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You're not going to like it.
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Huh?
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You forgot your receipt.
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You!
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(GUNS FIRING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(GROANS)
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You're all dried up, creature.
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And there isn't a drop of water
on this planet to save you.
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Yes. But I hear your
warships carry tanks of it.
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- (GLASS CRACKS)
- (WATER GURGLING)
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Oh, yeah. There it is.
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(GROWLS)
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(GRUNTS)
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Hang on, Superman.
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My handy-dandy Jack will
get you out of there.
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(BEEPING)
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(ROARING)
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(GRUNTS)
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Is that your best
shot, Darkseid?
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I'm not even up
to full strength.
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(GRUNTS)
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- (GRUNTS)
- (GROANS)
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Want to know how we did it?
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It wasn't a virus.
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It was something even trickier.
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You can come out now.
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I thought you'd never call.
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I was getting
claustrophobic in there.
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What did I miss?
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Master! The Boom Tube
generator is active.
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It is, indeed.
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And with this portable
Mother Box...
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(BEEPS)
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I can send you away, Darkseid.
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(GRUNTS)
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(GROWLING)
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(CHUCKLING) Nice.
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Where did you send him?
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To the acid lake
planet, Schlough.
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I still never gave
him his receipt.
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We've got all the
prisoners aboard.
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Too bad Darkseid
couldn't join them.
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Cabbie! I really want to thank
you for the help you gave us.
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You sure we can't
give you a lift?
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No. Jack's got this.
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He's a one-bot body shop.
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You guys can take off.
I'll be fine.
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- What's the verdict, Jack?
- (BEEPS)
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Oh, great! Now how are we
going to get off this rock?
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(BEEPING)
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No way. I'll walk home first!
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Roxy Rocket at your service.
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Hop on and hold tight.
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Oh, if the other cabbies
hear about this,
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I'll never live it down.
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Make some room back there.
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I got another fare to pick up on
the acid lake planet, Schlough.
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Some guy named Darkseed?
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Dark... Darkseid?
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Whoa!
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