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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,034 --> 00:00:02,835 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:00:22,756 --> 00:00:24,456 (JOKER LAUGHING) 3 00:00:26,259 --> 00:00:27,493 (VEHICLE APPROACHING) 4 00:00:34,901 --> 00:00:36,501 The clock is ticking. 5 00:00:36,536 --> 00:00:38,404 - (GASPS) - (VEHICLE SCREECHING) 6 00:00:43,510 --> 00:00:45,677 (GRUNTING) 7 00:00:46,813 --> 00:00:49,081 Parking is such a pain in this city. 8 00:00:49,116 --> 00:00:50,549 (ENGINE REVVING) 9 00:00:53,587 --> 00:00:55,320 JOKER: You're too late, Batman. 10 00:00:55,355 --> 00:00:57,723 The gut buster blows at midnight. 11 00:01:04,331 --> 00:01:06,698 Good thing I didn't wear a skirt. (LAUGHS) 12 00:01:12,839 --> 00:01:14,439 Batman to Justice League. 13 00:01:14,474 --> 00:01:17,042 The Joker just left city limits. 14 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:19,811 SUPERMAN: You were hot on his tail. How did he get away? 15 00:01:19,846 --> 00:01:22,013 While in pursuit, there was an abduction. 16 00:01:22,048 --> 00:01:24,149 Of the extra-terrestrial kind. 17 00:01:25,218 --> 00:01:27,319 Gotham's most notorious criminal 18 00:01:27,354 --> 00:01:30,289 may be an alien science experiment right now? 19 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:33,792 Justice served. 20 00:01:33,827 --> 00:01:36,495 I'm going to try and locate him on the galactic map. 21 00:01:36,530 --> 00:01:40,198 A bomb containing 50,000 tons of super laughing gas 22 00:01:40,233 --> 00:01:42,434 is hidden somewhere in Gotham City. 23 00:01:42,469 --> 00:01:45,270 Joker is the only one who knows its location. 24 00:01:45,805 --> 00:01:47,405 (JOKER LAUGHING) 25 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:53,345 Many thanks for facilitating my escape, kind alien brute... Sir. 26 00:01:53,380 --> 00:01:56,848 I am Mongul of War World. 27 00:01:56,883 --> 00:02:00,051 A vibrant cultural epicenter worth visiting, I'm sure. 28 00:02:00,086 --> 00:02:03,388 But if you wouldn't mind dropping me off at the abandoned amusement park, 29 00:02:03,423 --> 00:02:06,391 three miles south of Arkham... (GASPS) 30 00:02:06,426 --> 00:02:08,627 I am Emperor Mongul. 31 00:02:11,565 --> 00:02:12,998 (GRUNTING) 32 00:02:13,033 --> 00:02:15,367 (PEOPLE SHOUTING) 33 00:02:23,510 --> 00:02:26,545 So, what can I do for you, Your Heinousness? (CHUCKLING) 34 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:29,648 You are Joker of Planet Earth. 35 00:02:29,683 --> 00:02:31,383 (IMITATING MONGUL) I am Joker of Earth. 36 00:02:31,418 --> 00:02:33,185 (IN NORMAL VOICE) This is fun. 37 00:02:33,220 --> 00:02:37,222 Make warriors laugh or suffer. 38 00:02:37,257 --> 00:02:41,159 Eh, when you say "suffer," you mean of embarrassment, right? 39 00:02:41,194 --> 00:02:43,962 BATMAN: (OVER COMMUNICATOR) I've uploaded Joker's last coordinates. 40 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:45,530 Received and triangulated. 41 00:02:45,565 --> 00:02:47,933 Let's jet. We've less than one hour to bag our buffoon. 42 00:02:47,968 --> 00:02:51,803 I called in backup. We need to cover more ground. Faster. 43 00:02:53,907 --> 00:02:55,374 On the job, Batman. 44 00:03:03,817 --> 00:03:07,452 JOKER: Good evening, ladies and germs. (CHUCKLING) 45 00:03:07,487 --> 00:03:10,589 Why don't alien invaders eat clowns? 46 00:03:10,624 --> 00:03:14,660 Because they taste funny. (LAUGHING) 47 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:22,033 (COUGHING) But on with our show. 48 00:03:22,068 --> 00:03:24,770 What did the magician say to the fisherman? 49 00:03:25,739 --> 00:03:29,708 Pick a cod, any cod. (LAUGHING) 50 00:03:29,743 --> 00:03:33,878 I did... Oh, yeah. Aquaman doesn't care for that one either. 51 00:03:33,913 --> 00:03:37,082 An alien walks into a doctor's office with a duck on his head. 52 00:03:37,117 --> 00:03:41,086 Doctor says, "Can I help you?" Duck says, "Yeah, get this alien off my butt." 53 00:03:41,121 --> 00:03:43,922 Hey folks, what's the deal with Batman's gadgets, huh? 54 00:03:43,957 --> 00:03:47,425 I mean, Batarangs, Bat cars, Bat-signals. Dude, we get it. 55 00:03:47,460 --> 00:03:51,096 You love bats. And what's the deal with superhero names? 56 00:03:51,131 --> 00:03:54,466 I mean Superman, Wonder Woman? 57 00:03:54,501 --> 00:03:57,269 You don't see me calling myself Awesome Joker. 58 00:03:57,304 --> 00:03:59,938 What would you find in Superman's lavatory? 59 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:01,806 The Super Bowl. 60 00:04:01,841 --> 00:04:04,009 (LAUGHTER) 61 00:04:04,044 --> 00:04:06,445 (JOKER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 62 00:04:08,815 --> 00:04:11,816 (SHOUTING) 63 00:04:11,851 --> 00:04:16,087 Yuck! Trust me, brother, it ain't my idea of yuks either. 64 00:04:16,122 --> 00:04:18,423 Warriors not laughing. 65 00:04:18,458 --> 00:04:22,928 Well, if you feel you're ready for that kind of zinger, shake on it. 66 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:27,332 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 67 00:04:27,367 --> 00:04:29,001 (MONGUL SCREAMING) 68 00:04:30,970 --> 00:04:32,671 (GROANING) 69 00:04:33,206 --> 00:04:35,007 (GASPING) 70 00:04:36,176 --> 00:04:38,277 (LAUGHING) 71 00:04:44,884 --> 00:04:46,284 (SCREAMING) 72 00:04:46,319 --> 00:04:50,322 If anyone wants my autograph, I'll be in my dressing room. 73 00:04:50,357 --> 00:04:52,791 You will be in space! 74 00:04:58,565 --> 00:05:00,699 Flash, I need an update. 75 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:04,369 Nope. Uh-uh. Nothing here. 76 00:05:04,404 --> 00:05:06,638 Keep checking. Lives are at stake. 77 00:05:06,673 --> 00:05:11,042 This is no joke. I won't be able to breathe! 78 00:05:11,077 --> 00:05:12,911 (ALARM BLARING) 79 00:05:14,013 --> 00:05:15,580 (GASPING) 80 00:05:21,421 --> 00:05:22,921 Please be enemies. 81 00:05:22,956 --> 00:05:25,423 Mongul. We can settle our business later. 82 00:05:25,458 --> 00:05:27,059 (MONGUL GRUNTING) 83 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:32,263 Wonder Woman, I have Joker. 84 00:05:32,298 --> 00:05:33,865 Rendezvous at the docking bay. 85 00:05:38,972 --> 00:05:41,106 Clearing the path. Be there soon. 86 00:05:42,075 --> 00:05:44,076 (BOTH GRUNTING) 87 00:05:45,578 --> 00:05:47,846 Mongul! I'm not here to fight. 88 00:05:50,216 --> 00:05:52,016 You! 89 00:05:52,051 --> 00:05:53,885 (SCREAMING) 90 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:55,087 What! 91 00:05:56,623 --> 00:05:58,923 All right. Have it your way. 92 00:05:58,958 --> 00:06:00,459 Go, Superman. 93 00:06:01,127 --> 00:06:02,394 Yuck! 94 00:06:02,429 --> 00:06:05,563 (GUNFIRE) 95 00:06:05,598 --> 00:06:09,200 Perimeter secured. Superman, do you copy? 96 00:06:09,235 --> 00:06:12,404 (BOTH GRUNTING) 97 00:06:12,439 --> 00:06:15,507 (GRUNTING) 98 00:06:21,414 --> 00:06:22,614 (GRUNTING) 99 00:06:23,983 --> 00:06:24,983 (GRUNTS) 100 00:06:27,187 --> 00:06:29,087 Come on, Joker. We need to get you back... 101 00:06:29,122 --> 00:06:30,455 (GRUNTS) 102 00:06:34,260 --> 00:06:35,761 (GROANS) 103 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:48,874 (ALL SNEERING) 104 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:53,612 Can we just skip to the part where I thrash you all? 105 00:06:54,614 --> 00:06:56,481 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 106 00:06:56,516 --> 00:06:58,283 I'm going to take that as a no. 107 00:06:58,318 --> 00:06:59,751 (GRUNTING) 108 00:07:08,194 --> 00:07:09,694 (GROANING) 109 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,600 (LAUGHING) 110 00:07:19,572 --> 00:07:20,772 ALL: Huh? 111 00:07:22,242 --> 00:07:23,442 (GRUNTS) 112 00:07:24,577 --> 00:07:28,713 I bring you... Superman. 113 00:07:33,386 --> 00:07:36,855 I've checked every location over a hundred times, Batman, literally. 114 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:39,491 Check again. We're running out of time. 115 00:07:39,526 --> 00:07:41,059 ALL: (CHEERING) Fight! Fight! 116 00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:49,767 - SUPERMAN: The engine room. - CROWD: (CHANTING) Fight! Fight! 117 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:52,237 (CROWD CONTINUES TO CHANT) 118 00:07:55,575 --> 00:07:57,509 Goodbye, Superman. 119 00:08:01,548 --> 00:08:03,081 (SHOUTING) 120 00:08:04,817 --> 00:08:05,951 (GRUNTS) 121 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:09,254 (SUPERMAN GRUNTING) 122 00:08:16,062 --> 00:08:17,829 (CROWD SCREAMING) 123 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,234 Joker. 124 00:08:25,805 --> 00:08:28,606 The first rule of live comedy, 125 00:08:28,641 --> 00:08:30,775 always leave them wanting more. 126 00:08:30,810 --> 00:08:33,745 Now, however do you operate this? (GASPS) 127 00:08:33,780 --> 00:08:36,748 All buckled in? Good! 128 00:08:36,783 --> 00:08:38,550 FLASH: Batman. Five minutes until midnight. 129 00:08:38,585 --> 00:08:41,920 The gut buster blows at midnight. 130 00:08:44,591 --> 00:08:46,858 The Joker told me when and where. 131 00:08:46,893 --> 00:08:51,195 BATMAN: Joker's bomb is at the stroke of midnight. It's inside the clock tower. 132 00:08:51,230 --> 00:08:52,998 (EXCLAIMS) Got me. 133 00:08:57,737 --> 00:09:00,138 (TIRES SCREECHING) 134 00:09:02,575 --> 00:09:04,242 In position. 135 00:09:05,478 --> 00:09:07,279 (WHIP CRACKLES) 136 00:09:14,153 --> 00:09:15,720 (TICKING) 137 00:09:19,192 --> 00:09:20,926 (TIMER TICKING) 138 00:09:23,262 --> 00:09:27,032 It's too late. Maybe I can minimize the blast radius. 139 00:09:29,769 --> 00:09:31,603 (EXPLOSION) 140 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,410 That's my cue. 141 00:09:39,445 --> 00:09:41,012 (WHIRRING) 142 00:09:46,152 --> 00:09:47,752 Superman. Now! 143 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:02,801 (SNICKERS) 144 00:10:04,003 --> 00:10:05,670 (SUPPRESSING LAUGHTER) 145 00:10:14,814 --> 00:10:17,415 I know we've had our differences, but I want to let you know. 146 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:21,085 I'm available for the Justice League holiday... (GROANS) 147 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,054 (SIREN BLARING) 148 00:10:25,191 --> 00:10:26,424 (COUGHS) 149 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,726 What did you do with the gas? 150 00:10:28,761 --> 00:10:31,729 I gave it to someone who needed a good laugh. 151 00:10:31,764 --> 00:10:33,898 (ALL LAUGHING TOGETHER) 152 00:10:37,036 --> 00:10:40,138 Hey, Superman. (LAUGHING) 153 00:10:41,340 --> 00:10:44,609 I really hate Superman. 154 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:47,012 I really, really hate... (LAUGHING) 155 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,351 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 10759

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