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♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪
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♪ Tuesday, Wednesday,
happy days ♪
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♪ Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪
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♪ The weekend
comes, my cycle hums ♪
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♪ Ready to race to you ♪
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♪ These days are ours ♪
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♪ Happy and free ♪
♪ Oh, happy days ♪
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♪ These days are ours ♪
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♪ Share them with me ♪
♪ Oh, baby ♪
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♪ Good-bye, gray
sky, hello, blue ♪
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♪ There's nothing can
hold me when I hold you ♪
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♪ It feels so right,
it can't be wrong ♪
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♪ Rocking and
rolling all week long ♪
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♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪
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♪ Tuesday, Wednesday,
happy days ♪
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♪ Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪
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♪ Saturday, what a day ♪
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♪ Groovin' all week with you ♪
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♪ These days are ours ♪
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♪ Share them with me ♪
♪ Oh, happy days ♪
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♪ These days are ours ♪
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♪ Happy and free ♪
♪ Oh, baby ♪
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♪ Good-bye, gray
sky, hello, blue ♪
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♪ There's nothing can
hold me when I hold you ♪
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♪ It feels so right,
it can't be wrong ♪
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♪ Rocking and
rolling all week long ♪
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♪ These happy days
are yours and mine ♪
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♪ These happy days are
yours and mine, Happy Days! ♪
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♪ Mine eyes have seen the
glory of the coming of the Lord ♪
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♪ He is trampling
out the vintage ♪
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♪ Where the grapes
of wrath are stored... ♪
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The basis and backbone
for our great country,
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which our ancestors
fought to uphold
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against tyranny and injustice,
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and which our forefathers
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brought forth for us to cherish.
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Our great republic means
many things to many people
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and is a shining
example for all the world...
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And that is the meaning
of the word "freedom."
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Very good, students.
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It was very good. Malph,
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you were a little loud,
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but at least this time
you were on-key.
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Now, wasn't that
good, Miss Wheaton?
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Superb, Mr. Pinney.
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Hey, Rich, do you know
the odds are seven to one
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that you and the song
aren't going to finish
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at the same time on the TV show?
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Five to one. He's improving.
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Well, that's really
terrific, guys.
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What do you think that
does for my confidence?
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So get in on some of the action.
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Bet against yourself.
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Could we have your
attention, please?
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Now, Miss Wheaton
will give our itinerary
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on our fun trip to Chicago.
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Miss Wheaton.
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Okay, choir.
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The bus leaves here for Chicago
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at 3:00 tomorrow afternoon.
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We will arrive in the
Windy City at 6:00.
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We will stay overnight
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at the Hotel Dortmunder.
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We sing on TV at
9:30 the next morning
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and return here
Immediately thereafter.
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Somehow she
takes the fun out of it.
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If you'll excuse me
saying so, Mr. Pinney,
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your beard is coming
along very nicely.
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Oh, really? You don't
think I should shave it off?
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Oh, no.
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It makes you look
just like Mitch Miller.
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, "Sing Along with Pinney."
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I'm telling you guys,
Pinney and Wheaton
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have something going.
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You're nuts, Malph.
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Wait a minute... what
makes you think so?
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Last week, I went
into Pinney's office...
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he was blowing in her ear.
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He tried to cover up by saying
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he was demonstrating
his perfect pitch.
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Aw, you just have
a suspicious mind.
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My mind's not
suspicious... just dirty.
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Marion, he's not gonna
have time to wear all that stuff.
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Never mind.
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Now, you'd better hurry.
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You have 45 minutes
before you get to your bus.
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Now, I'm going down
to pack your lunch.
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Mom, I don't need a lunch.
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They're gonna have a
box lunch on the bus.
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Those box lunches
are always stale.
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I'll just fix you a little tuna
sandwich and some fruit.
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I'm never going
to get that closed.
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Let me give it a try, huh?
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Richard, I don't want
to scare you, but...
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you know, Chicago
is a pretty rough town.
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They got a lot of con men
and crooks and sharpies there
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who're just looking for some
nice young fellow like you
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who's got a little money on him.
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Oh don't worry, Dad.
We're gonna let Potsie
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take care of our money.
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Is that supposed to
make me feel better?
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He's got his Dad's money belt.
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Oh.
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Well, look, I-I, I want
you to have a good time.
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I mean, don't be so careful
that you don't have fun.
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Don't worry, Dad. We won't.
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But, on the other hand,
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you gotta remember
what you're there for.
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I mean, sure you
should have some fun,
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but just remember that
you're there for a purpose.
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Do I make myself clear?
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Sure. You want us to have fun
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while we're being careful.
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Is that what I said?
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Well, that's about it.
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Psst!
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Cunningham. Come here.
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Hey, Fonz.
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Hey. I just came over here
to wish you the best of luck
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for your big trip to
the city, you know.
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Thanks. Listen,
while you're there,
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I want you to pick
me up a memento.
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I want you to go to
this particular garage
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on the North Side, huh?
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Pick something up for me.
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You want a part for your bike?
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No, I want you to pick up
some grease for my collection.
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I didn't know you
collected grease.
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Hey, not just any grease, huh?
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I got grease from as
far away as Hawaii.
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I got a terrific specimen
from Scarsdale, New York.
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But Chicago's not that far away.
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Yeah, well, I'm not
interested in distance this time.
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See, I want you to pick me
up my first "celebrity" grease.
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Where?
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At this particular
garage on the North Side.
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It's where they had the St.
Valentine's Day Massacre.
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Oh.
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How will I know which one it is?
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Hey, that's easy...
Those holes in the wall
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were not made by
termites, you know.
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And you're sure
it's still there?
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Hey, they don't rip
down national shrines.
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Fonz, are you putting me on?
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No.
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Oh, I didn't think you were.
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Okay, here, get my
grease in that, huh?
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Sure.
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All right, good luck.
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All right, everybody!
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Attention, please!
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We'll need a bus
monitor, Miss Wheaton.
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Have you any suggestions?
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How about Ralph Malph?
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That's an excellent
suggestion, Miss Wheaton.
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He's the loudest.
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Ralph!
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You'll be in charge.
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Miss Wheaton and I are
going in the station wagon.
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I'll keep everything
under control.
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Good.
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Okay, everybody!
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It's party time!
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♪ 99 bottles of
beer on the wall ♪
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♪ 99 bottles of beer... ♪
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Hey, Ralph, it's going to be
a two-and-a-half-hour ride.
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Oh. Right.
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♪ 10,000 bottles
of beer on the wall ♪
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♪ 10,000 bottles of beer ♪
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♪ If one of those bottles
should happen to fall ♪
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♪ 9,999 bottles of
beer on the wall ♪
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♪ 9,999 bottles of
beer on the wall ♪
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♪ 9,999 bottles of beer ♪
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♪ If one of those bottles
should happen to fall... ♪
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♪ Diddle-diddle, diddle-diddle ♪
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♪ Yeah, bah-bah-bah ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, ooh-ooh ♪
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♪ Yeah, ooh, yeah, ooh ♪
♪ Yeah-bah ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, ooh-ooh ♪
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♪ Yeah, ooh, yeah, ooh ♪
♪ Yeah-bah ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, ooh-ooh ♪
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♪ Yeah, ooh, yeah, ooh ♪
♪ Yeah-bah ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, ooh-ooh ♪
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♪ Yeah, ooh, yeah, ooh ♪
♪ Yeah-bah... ♪
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we sang from Milwaukee
all the way to Chicago
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is no reason to make
us stay in this room.
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Yeah, we didn't hurt
our singing throats.
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Yeah, and we only got down
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to 773 bottles of
beer on the wall.
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I get the single!
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I can't sleep with Richie.
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We're not married.
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There's only one way
to solve this: fingers.
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Okay. All right.
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Odd man wins, okay? Okay.
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Ready?
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One, two, three!
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All right! I win!
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Excuse me, please.
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If you snore, you're gonna
get a pillow down your throat.
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Yeah, well, you better stay
on your own side of the bed.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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I don't know; that's what
my mom tells my dad.
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Pretty nice having
your own hotel room.
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Pinney and his regulations.
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Potsie, you're stealing that.
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It's not stealing.
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They want you to take it.
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It's advertising... see?
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"Dortmunder Hotel, Chicago."
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That's what I like
about you, Potsie.
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When you're dishonest,
you're very sincere about it.
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Thank you, Ralphie.
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We've gotta get outta here.
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We can't stay in this room.
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Look, the Windy
City is waiting for us.
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Look what else I found.
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Baby soaps.
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Are you gonna steal those, too?
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You can't take everything, Pots.
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They want you to.
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You can't wash with
them, they're too small.
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Potsie, will you help us
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think of a way to
get out of here?
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Look, why fight it, guys?
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Let's just stay here, huh?
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You've got a great sense
of adventure, Potsie.
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Well, I'm gonna
write some postcards.
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Where's the pen?
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Somebody took the pen!
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You just can't trust
anybody these days.
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Look, this bed has one of those
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"Thousand Fingers"
massage units.
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Really? Yeah.
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Oh, hey, I gotta try
that, Rich. All right.
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Here goes.
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What a gyp!
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It only feels like 800 fingers.
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Hey, look at this great
stuff we're missing.
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What?
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South State Street,
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the home of red-hot burlesque.
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The Gem, The
Rialto, Lili St. Cyr
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and her Naked Milk Bath.
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I'm a big fan of naked milk.
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Yeah.
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Hey, hey, look at this.
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"No cover, no minimum.
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"The Blue Pelican,
starring the sexy chanteuse
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"with the come-hither
figure, Miss Toni Le Fevre.
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Also comic, J. Jackie Silver."
253
00:10:41,607 --> 00:10:43,353
No kidding? J. Jackie Silver?
254
00:10:43,377 --> 00:10:45,710
What so exciting
about J. Jackie Silver?
255
00:10:45,778 --> 00:10:47,728
He plays Tonto on
The Lone Ranger.
256
00:10:47,797 --> 00:10:50,531
That's Jay Silverheels.
257
00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:52,350
Oh, yeah.
258
00:10:54,370 --> 00:10:55,470
This is ridiculous!
259
00:10:55,539 --> 00:10:56,838
Let's run for it!
260
00:10:56,907 --> 00:10:58,317
Take it easy, Ralph.
261
00:10:58,341 --> 00:11:00,352
Come on. We're never
gonna get out of here.
262
00:11:00,376 --> 00:11:02,437
Pinney's probably
guarding the elevator.
263
00:11:02,461 --> 00:11:04,273
What do you want
to go on out for
264
00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:05,575
when the beds have
Thousand Finger massage?
265
00:11:05,599 --> 00:11:07,443
This is better than a
date with Sherry Renning.
266
00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:10,234
Wait a minute!
267
00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:12,423
Pinney will be guarding
the elevator, right?
268
00:11:13,289 --> 00:11:15,056
So who's watching the stairs?
269
00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:19,594
Are you with me, boys?
270
00:11:19,663 --> 00:11:20,663
I'm not sure.
271
00:11:21,765 --> 00:11:22,930
My father says that Chicago
272
00:11:22,999 --> 00:11:24,465
is a very rough town,
273
00:11:24,534 --> 00:11:27,168
full of danger, sin
and sleazy women.
274
00:11:27,236 --> 00:11:28,252
All right!
275
00:11:28,305 --> 00:11:30,271
Sounds great. Let's get dressed.
276
00:11:30,340 --> 00:11:32,506
Hey, come on,
Rich... You with us?
277
00:11:32,575 --> 00:11:34,942
Sure. Who can
resist sin and danger?
278
00:11:35,011 --> 00:11:36,744
Not to mention sleazy women.
279
00:11:36,813 --> 00:11:38,579
Right.
280
00:11:54,263 --> 00:11:56,074
So I'm walking down
Michigan Boulevard...
281
00:11:56,098 --> 00:11:58,076
Michigan Boulevard...
You know what that is?
282
00:11:58,100 --> 00:11:59,978
That's 2,000
commuters from Skokie
283
00:12:00,002 --> 00:12:01,347
looking for a place to park.
284
00:12:02,372 --> 00:12:03,549
Certainly.
285
00:12:03,573 --> 00:12:05,184
I'm walking down
Michigan Boulevard
286
00:12:05,208 --> 00:12:06,452
when this mendicant
approaches me.
287
00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:09,260
For you folks from Gary,
a mendicant is a bum.
288
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,365
Yeah, well, so this
bum walks up to me,
289
00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:17,235
he says, "Can you lend
me $12 for a cup of coffee?"
290
00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:19,471
I said "$12 for
a cup of coffee?"
291
00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:21,072
He said, "Sure.
292
00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:23,441
Room service is very
expensive at the Palmer House."
293
00:12:24,877 --> 00:12:26,922
Folks, pick out
the ones you like
294
00:12:26,946 --> 00:12:28,279
and I'll do 'em twice.
295
00:12:28,347 --> 00:12:30,359
Anyway, you've been
a beautiful audience
296
00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:32,261
and I'd like to take
you all home with me,
297
00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:34,030
except they don't allow
pets in my apartment.
298
00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:35,614
So, why don't you stick around
299
00:12:35,638 --> 00:12:37,683
for the next show
when I'll be much funnier
300
00:12:37,707 --> 00:12:39,535
and you'll be much drunker...
301
00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:41,192
Or vice versa.
302
00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:43,661
This is Jackie Silver saying
goodnight and remember...
303
00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:48,265
If you ever need a
friend... buy a dog.
304
00:12:51,654 --> 00:12:53,688
Wasn't he great?
305
00:12:53,757 --> 00:12:55,234
You can take your
Sergeant Bilko.
306
00:12:55,258 --> 00:12:56,268
This guy has got it.
307
00:12:56,292 --> 00:12:58,270
I hope it isn't catching.
308
00:12:58,294 --> 00:13:00,294
Another ginger ale, fellas?
309
00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:02,930
No, uh, I think I'll move
on to some hard stuff.
310
00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:04,265
Bring me a beer.
311
00:13:04,333 --> 00:13:05,600
Are you 21?
312
00:13:05,668 --> 00:13:08,369
Yeah, look, here's my I.D.
313
00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:11,506
A Book-of-the-Month-Club
card with age 23
314
00:13:11,574 --> 00:13:14,141
written on it in pencil?
315
00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:15,159
Sorry, no go.
316
00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:17,478
But I am 23. Ask them.
317
00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:18,557
Yeah, 23.
318
00:13:18,581 --> 00:13:19,592
His I.Q.
319
00:13:19,616 --> 00:13:21,266
What else, guys?
320
00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:22,394
Oh, just the check.
321
00:13:22,418 --> 00:13:24,730
All right, sir.
322
00:13:24,754 --> 00:13:26,437
Here you are.
323
00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:27,666
Thank you.
324
00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:30,969
Okay, Rich, divvy it up.
325
00:13:30,993 --> 00:13:32,938
How much do we
owe you, a buck each?
326
00:13:32,962 --> 00:13:35,129
Buck and a half?
327
00:13:35,198 --> 00:13:37,131
Will you come on, Rich?
328
00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:39,760
I'd like to get back before
the television show tomorrow.
329
00:13:52,882 --> 00:13:54,198
Th-Thirty-six bucks?!
330
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:57,351
All right, all right,
let's not panic.
331
00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:59,965
Miss. Miss. Miss.
332
00:13:59,989 --> 00:14:01,467
There's got to be a mistake.
333
00:14:01,491 --> 00:14:03,168
You must've given
us the wrong check.
334
00:14:03,192 --> 00:14:04,959
Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
335
00:14:05,027 --> 00:14:06,594
That isn't your check.
336
00:14:06,663 --> 00:14:07,595
This is your check.
337
00:14:07,664 --> 00:14:08,664
Oh, that's better.
338
00:14:10,967 --> 00:14:12,717
This still says $36.
339
00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:14,313
Rich, I'm going to panic, okay?
340
00:14:14,337 --> 00:14:18,622
They're all for $36.
341
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:21,759
Miss, doesn't the sign outside
say "no cover, no minimum"?
342
00:14:21,827 --> 00:14:23,306
That's right.
343
00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:25,730
But there's an
entertainment charge,
344
00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:28,716
and you each had six
ginger ales at one dollar per.
345
00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:30,884
Six bucks for ginger ale?
346
00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:32,097
Do you know how much ginger ale
347
00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:33,601
you can buy at
Arnold's for six bucks?
348
00:14:33,656 --> 00:14:35,634
Arnold doesn't sell
ginger ale, Potsie.
349
00:14:35,658 --> 00:14:37,692
No wonder. Look
how expensive it is.
350
00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:39,860
All right, there's
no sense arguing.
351
00:14:39,929 --> 00:14:42,742
Potsie, get the
money out of your belt.
352
00:14:42,766 --> 00:14:44,098
I didn't bring the belt.
353
00:14:44,167 --> 00:14:45,978
What?!
354
00:14:46,002 --> 00:14:47,568
You said what a
rough town it was.
355
00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:48,803
I didn't think it was safe.
356
00:14:48,871 --> 00:14:50,254
What a dummy!
357
00:14:50,322 --> 00:14:51,784
Where did you
leave the money belt?
358
00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,440
In my suitcase
back at the hotel.
359
00:14:53,509 --> 00:14:55,409
Great.
360
00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:56,410
Uh-oh.
361
00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:58,429
I think I detect a 43 here.
362
00:14:58,497 --> 00:15:00,131
What's a 43?
363
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:01,432
That's restaurant talk
364
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,529
for guys trying to get
out of paying their checks.
365
00:15:03,553 --> 00:15:05,470
Well, we're more like a 44.
366
00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:07,015
That's guys that would pay
367
00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:09,474
if their dumb friend hadn't
left the money in the room.
368
00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:11,420
No, honest, see we
really do have the money.
369
00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:13,522
It's just that we left
it in the hotel room.
370
00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:15,429
I really feel sorry
for you guys.
371
00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:16,680
You do?
372
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,594
Yeah, the last
guy who tried this
373
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:20,818
ended up having his face
rearranged by the boss.
374
00:15:24,007 --> 00:15:26,908
W-Well... how about
if one of us stays here
375
00:15:26,976 --> 00:15:29,536
and the other two go
and get the money?
376
00:15:32,315 --> 00:15:36,451
Well... you look
like pretty nice kids.
377
00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:38,886
I'll tell you what I'll do.
378
00:15:38,955 --> 00:15:42,056
I'll stall the manager
while two of you go.
379
00:15:42,124 --> 00:15:43,404
Oh, great.
380
00:15:43,460 --> 00:15:44,460
Quick thinking, Rich.
381
00:15:44,494 --> 00:15:45,871
Yeah, we'll be right back.
382
00:15:45,895 --> 00:15:48,140
Wait a minute, how come
I'm the one who has to stay?
383
00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:50,810
It was your idea. And you have
a much more honest face than us.
384
00:15:50,834 --> 00:15:52,800
No one would
want to rearrange it.
385
00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:54,980
Wait a minute. Let's do fingers.
386
00:15:55,004 --> 00:15:56,704
Oh, sure, Rich. Okay.
387
00:15:56,773 --> 00:15:58,172
One, two, three...
388
00:15:58,241 --> 00:16:00,041
You win, Rich. Must
be your lucky day.
389
00:16:01,994 --> 00:16:04,529
♪ Boop, boop, boop, boop ♪
390
00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:07,265
♪ Boop, boop, boop, boop ♪
391
00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:09,767
♪ Boop, boop, boop, boop ♪
392
00:16:09,835 --> 00:16:12,036
♪ Boo-doop-boop,
boo-doop... boo-doo. ♪
393
00:16:12,104 --> 00:16:14,483
Too bad we can't pay
'em off in stolen towels.
394
00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:15,973
Got it... let's
go bail Rich out.
395
00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:18,942
Come on, what are
you doing in there, huh?
396
00:16:19,011 --> 00:16:20,611
I'm combing my
hair. Stop rushing me.
397
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,791
Who's going to see you
this time of night, Ralph?
398
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,081
You never can tell,
399
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:26,384
and I don't have any
confidence unless my hair is neat.
400
00:16:26,452 --> 00:16:27,385
Come on, come on.
401
00:16:27,453 --> 00:16:30,788
We've got to get to bed.
402
00:16:30,856 --> 00:16:32,089
Hi, Mr. Pinney.
403
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:34,002
We were just
getting ready for bed.
404
00:16:34,026 --> 00:16:35,293
In your clothes?
405
00:16:35,361 --> 00:16:37,173
Well, we thought
we'd save the trouble
406
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:38,807
of changing tomorrow,
so we wouldn't be late.
407
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,764
Where's, uh... Cunningham?
408
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,466
He's brushing his teeth.
409
00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:44,202
Where's Malph?
410
00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:45,403
I'm helping him.
411
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:52,859
Cunningham, would you come
out here for a minute, please?
412
00:16:57,299 --> 00:16:59,266
What did he say?
413
00:16:59,335 --> 00:17:00,846
Oh, uh, he said that, uh...
414
00:17:00,870 --> 00:17:03,337
He said that he doesn't
want to get into the draft
415
00:17:03,405 --> 00:17:05,939
because he has to protect
his voice for tomorrow.
416
00:17:06,008 --> 00:17:07,591
That's what he said.
417
00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:10,272
Well, I like your
attitude, Cunningham.
418
00:17:10,296 --> 00:17:16,483
Now, boys, I want you to
get a good night's sleep.
419
00:17:17,553 --> 00:17:18,664
Right, sir.
420
00:17:18,688 --> 00:17:19,688
Right.
421
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:25,776
Good night, Mister...
Got you, Cunningham.
422
00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:28,613
Good night, Mr. Pinney.
423
00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:30,781
Oh, boy, was that close.
424
00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:32,661
Oh, uh, good night, Weber.
425
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:34,118
Good night.
426
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:38,556
He's gone, Ralph.
427
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:41,925
You can take your finger
out of your mouth now, Malph.
428
00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:43,361
So what are we gonna do, huh?
429
00:17:43,429 --> 00:17:45,162
We're never going
to get out of here.
430
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:48,466
Okay, let's just stay
cool and think it out.
431
00:17:48,534 --> 00:17:50,312
What would Fonzie
do if he were here?
432
00:17:50,336 --> 00:17:51,652
He'd punch Pinney out.
433
00:17:51,721 --> 00:17:54,605
Okay, what would Marsha do?
434
00:17:58,044 --> 00:17:59,621
I don't want to upset anybody,
435
00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:01,523
but this concludes
tonight's show
436
00:18:01,547 --> 00:18:03,558
at the fabulous Blue Pelican.
437
00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:06,833
And remember, don't
drive too carefully,
438
00:18:06,902 --> 00:18:10,154
the life you save could
be my mother-in-law's.
439
00:18:11,657 --> 00:18:13,557
Hey, kid.
440
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:14,558
Oh, hi, Mr. Silver.
441
00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:17,039
Gee, I really enjoyed your act.
442
00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:18,695
Well, flattery will
get you nowhere.
443
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:21,531
If you want to make me a
happy man, marry my wife.
444
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:24,268
Or better yet... pay your bill.
445
00:18:24,336 --> 00:18:25,502
Pay you?
446
00:18:25,571 --> 00:18:27,271
That's right. I own this place.
447
00:18:27,339 --> 00:18:29,740
I got tired of hustling jobs,
so I bought my own joint.
448
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:31,642
I lose a fortune,
but I work steady.
449
00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:33,678
Where's the money?
450
00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:35,357
I don't suppose it
would make any sense
451
00:18:35,381 --> 00:18:37,226
suggesting that my father
would mail you a check?
452
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:40,451
Oh, the "old mail
the check scam," eh?
453
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,987
Oh, I could wash the dishes.
454
00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:44,895
This is a nightclub, kid.
We don't have dishes.
455
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:46,457
I'll wash the glasses.
456
00:18:46,525 --> 00:18:48,742
We don't wash our glasses.
457
00:18:48,811 --> 00:18:49,710
We have automatic glass washers.
458
00:18:49,779 --> 00:18:52,263
Listen kid, your
time is running out.
459
00:18:52,331 --> 00:18:53,997
Look, Jackie, lay off the kid.
460
00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:55,160
I think he's on the up-and-up.
461
00:18:55,184 --> 00:18:56,750
You're right, miss.
462
00:18:56,819 --> 00:18:58,063
I'm on the up-and-up.
463
00:18:58,087 --> 00:19:00,287
I knew a guy who
was on the up-and-up.
464
00:19:00,356 --> 00:19:01,550
He was a one-way
elevator operator.
465
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:03,374
And he paid his check.
466
00:19:03,442 --> 00:19:05,309
Look, I have the money.
467
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:07,873
It's at the hotel... if
you'll just let me go get it.
468
00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:09,691
Jackie, I'm through
for the night.
469
00:19:09,715 --> 00:19:10,964
Why don't I go with him,
470
00:19:11,033 --> 00:19:12,945
and I'll bring the money
back with me tomorrow?
471
00:19:12,969 --> 00:19:14,418
All right, all right, go ahead.
472
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:15,419
Oh, thanks.
473
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:16,765
You know, I thought you were
474
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:18,166
really going to rough me up
475
00:19:18,190 --> 00:19:20,569
if I didn't have the money,
but I guess I misjudged you.
476
00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:22,059
No, you didn't.
477
00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:23,995
Get the money.
478
00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:25,343
Come on, kid.
479
00:19:27,050 --> 00:19:29,417
Poor Rich, he's
probably at the bottom
480
00:19:29,485 --> 00:19:31,063
of the Chicago River,
wearing concrete loafers.
481
00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:33,232
We should never have left him.
482
00:19:33,256 --> 00:19:34,766
I should have stayed
and charmed them.
483
00:19:34,790 --> 00:19:36,735
I would have put on
the old Malph dimples.
484
00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:37,925
What good are your pimples?
485
00:19:37,994 --> 00:19:39,171
Dimples, Potsie!
486
00:19:40,529 --> 00:19:41,762
Who is it?
487
00:19:41,831 --> 00:19:43,275
It's me. It's Rich. Let me in.
488
00:19:43,299 --> 00:19:44,443
Rich, how'd you get away?
489
00:19:44,467 --> 00:19:46,067
Come on, Edith.
490
00:19:46,135 --> 00:19:47,468
Hello, fellas.
491
00:19:47,536 --> 00:19:49,214
Could I use the
little girl's room?
492
00:19:49,238 --> 00:19:51,318
Yeah, it's right in there.
493
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:56,443
Richie, you killer.
494
00:19:56,512 --> 00:19:58,112
Here we are worrying about you
495
00:19:58,180 --> 00:19:59,947
and you... you
come home with her!
496
00:20:00,016 --> 00:20:01,226
He came home with trouble.
497
00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:03,061
If we get caught
with her in our room,
498
00:20:03,085 --> 00:20:04,229
we're gonna be in big trouble.
499
00:20:04,253 --> 00:20:05,597
You gotta get her
outta here, Rich.
500
00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:06,571
Get her outta here?
501
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:08,455
Are you sick?
502
00:20:08,524 --> 00:20:09,690
If Brigitte Bardot came in,
503
00:20:09,759 --> 00:20:10,986
you'd probably play
tiddlywinks with her.
504
00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:13,293
Fellas, I just brought her
here to pick up the money.
505
00:20:13,362 --> 00:20:14,757
Hey, Rich, you better
get her out of here
506
00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:15,596
before we get caught.
507
00:20:15,664 --> 00:20:17,231
I will, just as soon
as we pay her.
508
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:18,343
I've got the money
right here, Rich.
509
00:20:18,367 --> 00:20:21,752
Hey, fellas, there's no towels.
510
00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:23,954
Oh, I'll get you one.
511
00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:27,841
Here you go.
512
00:20:29,495 --> 00:20:30,894
Oh, uh, you gonna smoke?
513
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:31,879
Uh, no.
514
00:20:31,947 --> 00:20:33,230
I thought you put those back.
515
00:20:33,299 --> 00:20:35,015
I'm gonna. I'm gonna.
516
00:20:35,083 --> 00:20:36,194
Hey, fellas, I gotta
have my money.
517
00:20:36,218 --> 00:20:37,284
I gotta get going.
518
00:20:37,353 --> 00:20:41,922
Oh, uh, right here... uh, $36.
519
00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:43,557
Give her a tip, Pots.
520
00:20:43,626 --> 00:20:45,092
What do you
mean, give her a tip?
521
00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:47,721
Just... Just give her a tip.
522
00:20:49,515 --> 00:20:50,463
Here's a tip.
523
00:20:50,532 --> 00:20:54,851
Aha, caught you.
524
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,520
Disgraceful!
525
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,722
Your parents would
be ashamed of you...
526
00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:01,070
Not to mention the fact that
you have darkened the name
527
00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:05,896
of Jefferson High with
your indecent behavior.
528
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:07,198
Who's the man with the mouth?
529
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,544
He's our choirmaster.
530
00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:11,902
Well, Mr. Choirmaster-with-
the-mind-in-the-gutter,
531
00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:14,405
I don't like what
you're insinuating.
532
00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:16,518
Well, I certainly thought
with you, with the money...
533
00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:18,142
I know what you thought.
534
00:21:18,211 --> 00:21:21,211
But what happened is these boys
came into my club, they forgot their money,
535
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,030
so I came up here to pick it up.
536
00:21:23,099 --> 00:21:25,783
Satisfied?
537
00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:27,879
Yes, well, you're
certainly off the hook,
538
00:21:27,903 --> 00:21:30,654
but I still have these
three delinquents,
539
00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:33,941
and as of this moment...
You are out of the choir.
540
00:21:34,009 --> 00:21:35,387
Out of the choir?
541
00:21:35,411 --> 00:21:37,306
You mean we're not going
to get to go on television?
542
00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:38,757
I already told
everyone to watch me.
543
00:21:38,781 --> 00:21:42,666
You left the hotel
without authorization
544
00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:44,535
and you went to some nightclub.
545
00:21:44,603 --> 00:21:47,270
When we get back to Jefferson,
you are to turn in your blazer
546
00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:48,717
and you'll probably
be out of school.
547
00:21:48,741 --> 00:21:51,024
Expelled?!
548
00:21:51,093 --> 00:21:52,804
My father will kill me!
549
00:21:52,828 --> 00:21:54,161
There goes my car.
550
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:55,295
Turn in my blazer?
551
00:21:55,364 --> 00:21:57,564
Hey, aren't you being
a little hard on them?
552
00:21:57,633 --> 00:22:01,301
A world without moral discipline
553
00:22:01,370 --> 00:22:04,905
is a world of chaos.
554
00:22:07,977 --> 00:22:09,520
Isn't this nice.
555
00:22:09,544 --> 00:22:12,212
I'm 15 minutes late and
already you've taken up
556
00:22:12,281 --> 00:22:14,631
with this... this...
Watch it, sister.
557
00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:16,516
I've already been
insulted once tonight.
558
00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:17,684
Maybe it's my hairdo.
559
00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:21,488
Barbara, you...
Don't bother lying.
560
00:22:21,557 --> 00:22:23,257
How could you do this to me?
561
00:22:23,325 --> 00:22:25,703
After all those stolen
moments in the storeroom.
562
00:22:25,727 --> 00:22:27,928
The Malph was right again.
563
00:22:27,997 --> 00:22:31,331
I've wasted the best
recesses of my life on you.
564
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:33,634
Goodbye, you philanderer!
565
00:22:36,171 --> 00:22:38,739
Tough luck, kiddo.
566
00:22:38,808 --> 00:22:40,373
See you around, Red.
567
00:22:42,661 --> 00:22:45,006
Uh... uh... look, fellas,
568
00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:47,864
I know that this
may seem a bit...
569
00:22:47,933 --> 00:22:50,579
Sir, sir, you don't have
to say anything. Oh.
570
00:22:50,603 --> 00:22:52,802
I mean, we can forget
about this, if you can.
571
00:22:52,871 --> 00:22:57,057
Well, uh, boys, I think that
that is an admirable attitude.
572
00:22:57,126 --> 00:23:00,194
It's just a shame, though, that
we'll probably have to go home
573
00:23:00,263 --> 00:23:02,796
and explain to everybody
why we weren't on television.
574
00:23:02,865 --> 00:23:05,032
Yeah, and why we were
kicked out of the choir.
575
00:23:05,100 --> 00:23:06,861
I don't want to
turn in my blazer.
576
00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:09,636
Oh, didn't I tell you?
577
00:23:09,705 --> 00:23:12,473
I've reconsidered.
578
00:23:12,542 --> 00:23:14,959
You're back in!
579
00:23:15,027 --> 00:23:18,495
We'll forget this whole evening.
580
00:23:25,671 --> 00:23:26,951
Thanks.
581
00:23:30,092 --> 00:23:31,124
♪ Sha, la-la! ♪
582
00:23:34,980 --> 00:23:36,358
Richie comes
through in a clutch!
583
00:23:36,382 --> 00:23:37,592
All right!
584
00:23:37,616 --> 00:23:39,961
I guess it pays hanging
around with the Fonz.
585
00:23:39,985 --> 00:23:41,296
Yeah, I guess it does.
586
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:42,553
Will you look at that.
587
00:23:42,621 --> 00:23:43,931
It's 3:00 in the morning.
588
00:23:43,955 --> 00:23:45,955
We've got to get
up in four hours.
589
00:23:46,024 --> 00:23:47,390
I'm really beat.
590
00:23:47,459 --> 00:23:50,444
Hey, uh, I wonder if
Mr. Pinney's gonna tell anybody
591
00:23:50,513 --> 00:23:52,263
he saw a girl in our room.
592
00:23:52,331 --> 00:23:54,715
I hope so.
593
00:23:54,784 --> 00:23:56,983
♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪
594
00:23:57,052 --> 00:23:59,420
♪ Tuesday, Wednesday,
happy days ♪
595
00:23:59,488 --> 00:24:01,955
♪ Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪
596
00:24:02,024 --> 00:24:04,391
♪ Saturday, what a day ♪
597
00:24:04,460 --> 00:24:07,361
♪ Rockin' all week with you ♪
598
00:24:07,430 --> 00:24:11,532
♪ This day is ours,
Happy Days! ♪
599
00:24:16,922 --> 00:24:19,289
♪ Hello, sunshine,
good-bye, rain ♪
600
00:24:19,358 --> 00:24:21,437
♪ She's wearing my
school ring on her chain ♪
601
00:24:21,461 --> 00:24:24,127
♪ She's my steady, I'm her man ♪
602
00:24:24,196 --> 00:24:26,563
♪ I'm gonna love her all I can ♪
603
00:24:26,632 --> 00:24:29,633
♪ This day is ours ♪
604
00:24:29,702 --> 00:24:31,134
♪ Won't you be mine? ♪
605
00:24:31,203 --> 00:24:32,470
♪ Oh, happy days ♪
606
00:24:32,538 --> 00:24:34,838
♪ This day is ours ♪
607
00:24:34,906 --> 00:24:37,141
♪ Oh, please be mine ♪
♪ Oh, happy days ♪
608
00:24:37,209 --> 00:24:39,709
♪ These happy days
are yours and mine ♪
609
00:24:39,778 --> 00:24:43,697
♪ These happy days are
yours and mine, Happy Days! ♪
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