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♪ One, two, three
o'clock, four o'clock rock
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♪ Five, six, seven
o'clock, eight o'clock rock
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♪ Nine, ten, eleven
o'clock, twelve o'clock rock
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♪ We're gonna rock
around the clock tonight
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♪ Put your glad
rags on, join me, hon
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♪ We'll have some fun
when the clock strikes one
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♪ We're gonna rock
around the clock tonight
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♪ We're gonna rock,
rock, rock till broad daylight
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♪ We're gonna rock, gonna
rock around the clock tonight
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♪ When the clock
strikes two, three, and four
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♪ If the band slows
down, we'll yell for more
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♪ We're gonna rock
around the clock tonight
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♪ We're gonna rock,
rock, rock till broad daylight
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♪ We're gonna rock, gonna
rock around the clock tonight
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♪ When the chimes
ring five, six, and seven
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♪ We'll be right
in seventh heaven
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♪ We're gonna rock
around the clock tonight
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♪ We're gonna rock,
rock, rock till broad daylight
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♪ We're gonna rock, gonna
rock around the clock tonight
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♪ When the clock strikes
twelve, we'll cool off then
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♪ Start a-rockin'
'round the clock again
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♪ We're gonna rock
around the clock tonight
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♪ We're gonna rock,
rock, rock till broad daylight
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♪ We're gonna rock, gonna
rock around the clock tonight ♪
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Oh, where's that delivery
boy from the market?
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He always helped me
carry packages home.
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Oh, yeah, Eddie Collins.
They had to fire him.
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Every time somebody didn't tip,
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he'd crush their butter.
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Thank goodness I
always tipped him.
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Oh, Mom, I forgot to tell you -
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Dad invited somebody
over to the house for dinner.
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Oh, anyone we know?
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No, just an old army buddy.
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He's in town to get married.
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Oh, your father never
tells me anything.
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I guess another guest for
dinner won't be any trouble.
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I think he's gonna be
here longer than just dinner.
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Dad asked him to stay
until after the wedding.
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Oh, he said to tell you
that we're invited, too.
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Oh, good.
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Well, that gives me an excuse
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to buy that dress
that I already bought.
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Hi!
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Oh, hi, Dad.
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Marion, Richie,
I'd like to you meet
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my old army buddy
Fred Washington.
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How do you do?
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Oh, it's nice to meet you, Fred.
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Pleasure to meet you.
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Hi.
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Oh, this is a surprise.
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Uh, I mean, I didn't
know that you...
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I mean, we didn't expect...
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What I mean is, we have
watermelon all the time.
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Here we go.
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Joanie, what are you doing?
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She's doing her
Invisible Man imitation.
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Joanie, please take it off.
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It's cute, but white
hoods make me nervous.
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Put your napkin in your lap
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and give the
glasses back to Fred.
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Fred's traveled
all over the world.
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Maybe there's some
questions you'd like to ask him.
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Say, we're all a
little nervous tonight,
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and I'm nervous, too.
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Uh, it's been a long time
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since I had dinner
with white people.
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Yeah, well, we understand, Fred.
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Yes, we do.
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Just try to forget we're white.
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Will you look at these photos!
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I can't believe that's how
we looked 12 years ago.
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I can believe it.
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I must've put on over 5
pounds since those days.
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You don't have to rub it in.
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Hey, look at this one. Me
with that cute little Nurse Sally.
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You remember her?
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How can I forget? You
used to ring her so often,
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we nicknamed you
"The Phantom Buzzer."
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Oh, boy, she was
really something else.
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You know, I remember the time...
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Oh, you have your scrapbook out.
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Fred and I were reminiscing
about how we met in the hospital.
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Who is that pretty girl
standing next to you?
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Oh, she's just some nurse.
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Marion, Fred thought
I was in the hospital
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because I got
wounded by a grenade.
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And he didn't tell me
until we were leaving
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that he dropped a box
of grenades on his foot.
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Who'd you say that
pretty nurse was?
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Just some nurse, Marion. I
don't remember her name.
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So, the old bachelor is
finally taking the plunge, huh?
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Boy, I just can't believe it.
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Yeah, neither can I.
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There's that nurse again.
You're both in bathing suits.
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Well, she was
giving us sun therapy.
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There she is again, alone...
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I think we're finished with
the scrapbook, Marion.
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What are you so nervous about?
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Mm, the wedding.
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One other thing.
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What's that?
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Howard, you and I have
been friends a long time.
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And I don't know
anybody else in this town.
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So... how about it?
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What about what?
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You wanna have a stag party?
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No.
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Would you be my best man?
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You want me to be your best man?
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Yeah.
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I'll understand if you have
any reservations about it.
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Oh, no, no, Fred.
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I'd be proud to
be your best man.
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You understand that you might be
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the only white couple
at the wedding?
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Uh, the only ones?
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Yeah, um, Carol's family
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doesn't have many
friends on this side of town.
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But if it's going to
make you uncomfortable,
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I'll understand if you
don't want to come.
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Not come?! Why, don't be silly!
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I'm looking forward to it.
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In fact, I was just going
upstairs to fix my dress.
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Now we can get back
to that cute nurse.
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Would you like some more coffee?
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Oh, I'll get it. You want a cup?
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No, thanks. Help yourself.
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Cream is in the refrigerator.
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Oh, hello, Mrs. Finley.
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Hello, Mr. Cunningham.
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Uh, could I use your phone?
I'm sorry to bother you.
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But, uh... I was talking
to my mother last night,
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and Mr. Finley ripped
the phone right off the wall.
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Help yourself.
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Oh, I'll use the
one in the kitchen.
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Excuse me, Mr. Cunningham,
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but, uh, I couldn't
help noticing
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that there's a... a
man in the kitchen.
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Oh, yes, that's Fred.
Would you like to meet him?
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Meet him? Oh, I
don't think that's...
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Fred, say hello to one of
our neighbors, Mrs. Finley.
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Oh, how do you do, Mrs. Finley?
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Uh, h-how do you do?
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Uh, I-I always contribute
to African missions.
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Oh. So do I.
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Uh, Fred's marrying
a hometown girl here
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on Sunday.
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Oh, th-that's nice.
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Are you planning
to live around here?
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I haven't decided yet.
Won't you sit down?
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No, no, thank you.
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But I did see a
house on the block
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that I might buy.
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This block?
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Well, isn't that nice?
You'd be neighbors.
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Oh... neighbors.
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Well, you wouldn't mind
living on the same block
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with a headshrinker, would you?
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Are you a psychiatrist?
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Oh, no. I collect heads
and actually shrink them.
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Uh, a craft handed down to me
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by my great uncle
- Nat King Conga.
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Uh... that's nice.
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Well, I-I have to leave now.
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Well, what about
your phone call?
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No, no, no, that's all right.
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I-I'll write a letter.
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That wasn't very nice of us.
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It sure wasn't.
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Let's do it again sometime.
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You know, this is the fifth time
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I've been asked
to be a best man.
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Maybe I should be
on What's My Line?
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I think it was nice
of Fred to ask you.
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Yeah? I think so, too.
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I suppose, though,
he has a point
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that we might be
conspicuous at the wedding.
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Marion, you don't want us
to go to the wedding, do you?
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Oh, I didn't say that.
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You didn't have to.
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Your prejudice is coming
through loud and clear.
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Howard, I'm not prejudiced!
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Am I prejudiced?
It's hard to tell.
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All that talk about
feeling out of place,
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that's just an excuse, Marion -
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just an excuse for bigotry.
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Now, let's face it -
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you don't want us
to go to the wedding
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because we're white
and they're black.
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You've said enough,
Howard. Good night.
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Bet you wouldn't tell
that pretty little nurse
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that she's a bigot.
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Marion, I'm sorry if
I hurt your feelings.
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You did.
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But it was the truth.
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I think I really am prejudiced.
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Thank you, Howard.
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Don't mention it.
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Now let's get some sleep.
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I'm going with Fred to
discuss the wedding plans
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at his father-in-law's office.
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He needs my support.
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What does his father-in-law do?
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He's an undertaker.
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Oh, I never met an undertaker.
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Never met a Negro,
never met an undertaker.
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Howard, I've got to get
out of the house more.
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It's a pleasure to meet
you, Mr. Cunningham.
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Oh, you, too,
Mr. Davis, and thank you.
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OK, let's talk about
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the wedding plans you've made.
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Oh, uh, I'll wait
in the other room.
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That's the embalming room.
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Then again, maybe
I'll wait right here.
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Oh, what a lovely ashtray.
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That's Mr. Turner.
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I've seen better ashtrays.
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OK, Mr. Davis,
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let's get down to
the wedding plans.
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Good idea, but first, he
can't be the best man.
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What do you got against
Howard being the best man?
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Nothing, really.
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It's just he's not quite
the color I had in mind.
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I have nothing against white.
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I treat everyone the same.
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I'm glad to hear that.
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And when they come to
me, I don't look at the color.
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I just put them in a box.
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That is the American way.
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Carol and I wanted
a small wedding,
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and you decided on
a big church affair!
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You even try to
pick my best man!
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Your wedding plans are canceled!
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I'm taking over
the arrangements!
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You're not gonna have one
of those cheap weddings?!
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It's gonna be a nice wedding!
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And I'm gonna do it my way!
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Oh, well, goodbye, sir.
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Y-You have a nice place here,
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and I'm going to
recommend it to my friends.
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You missed a spot right there.
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Yes.
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Yes, I understand that.
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Oh, no, no, I'll have to
check a few other places
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before I decide.
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Yes. Goodbye.
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How's it going?
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I can't believe it!
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I can't find anyplace
to hold the wedding!
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I mean, either all
the halls are booked,
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or it's out of my price range
254
00:11:16,659 --> 00:11:18,104
or out of my race range.
255
00:11:18,128 --> 00:11:20,239
There must be
something we can do.
256
00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:22,441
Joanie, would you
please stop that?
257
00:11:22,465 --> 00:11:24,543
We're trying to solve a problem.
258
00:11:24,567 --> 00:11:26,233
OK.
259
00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:30,799
Can I make a suggestion?
260
00:11:30,823 --> 00:11:34,108
You could have the wedding
right here in this house.
261
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,394
Here?
262
00:11:38,765 --> 00:11:40,192
It's a terrific idea.
263
00:11:40,216 --> 00:11:42,211
We could have it
in the living room.
264
00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:43,445
Here?
265
00:11:43,469 --> 00:11:45,280
Ma could play the piano.
266
00:11:45,304 --> 00:11:47,583
"Here Comes the Bride" is easy.
267
00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:48,734
Have it here?
268
00:11:48,758 --> 00:11:50,303
And for the reception,
269
00:11:50,327 --> 00:11:53,372
I'll make some delicious
cheese dips and hors d'oeuvres.
270
00:11:53,396 --> 00:11:55,575
I read a marvelous
recipe in a column
271
00:11:55,599 --> 00:11:57,894
called "Favorite Recipes
of Hollywood Wives."
272
00:11:57,918 --> 00:12:00,279
Marion... Elizabeth
Taylor made it
273
00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:02,565
for Eddie Fisher
on their honeymoon.
274
00:12:02,589 --> 00:12:05,234
Marion... Or was
it Debbie made it?
275
00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:06,702
No, it was Liz.
276
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:07,703
Marion!
277
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:08,704
Yes, dear?
278
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,339
Marion, I appreciate your offer,
279
00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:12,108
but think about
what you're in for.
280
00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:14,993
You're gonna have a house
full of people - Negro people.
281
00:12:15,017 --> 00:12:17,463
And I'd say that doesn't
happen every day
282
00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:18,948
in this neighborhood.
283
00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:21,567
I'd say it doesn't happen
every hundred years
284
00:12:21,591 --> 00:12:23,720
in this part of town.
285
00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:26,222
And you're gonna get funny
looks from your neighbors,
286
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,324
and maybe more
than just funny looks.
287
00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:30,492
Besides, you've
gotta live here, not me.
288
00:12:30,516 --> 00:12:34,046
Will you give me that!
I said no paddleball.
289
00:12:34,070 --> 00:12:35,882
We're having an
important discussion.
290
00:12:35,906 --> 00:12:37,783
Howard, would you
run it through your head
291
00:12:37,807 --> 00:12:39,819
and give me your answer
in the morning? OK?
292
00:12:39,843 --> 00:12:41,320
OK.
293
00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:43,355
If your answer's no,
believe me, I'll understand.
294
00:12:43,379 --> 00:12:46,659
But please think about it first.
295
00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:49,918
Dad... Please,
Richard, I'm thinking.
296
00:12:56,426 --> 00:12:58,971
The next time you get up
in the middle of the night,
297
00:12:58,995 --> 00:13:01,374
will you please put the
blankets back over me?
298
00:13:01,398 --> 00:13:03,342
I'm sorry, Marion.
299
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:05,978
Oh, Howard, something's wrong.
Do you wanna tell me about it?
300
00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:07,964
What makes you think
something is wrong?
301
00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:10,649
Well, for one thing,
you're wearing my robe.
302
00:13:10,673 --> 00:13:12,718
It was on my side of the bed.
303
00:13:12,742 --> 00:13:14,554
So were the blankets.
304
00:13:14,578 --> 00:13:19,892
Oh. You're right, Marion.
Something is bothering me.
305
00:13:19,916 --> 00:13:21,960
Having Fred's wedding here -
306
00:13:21,984 --> 00:13:24,730
I'm just not so
sure it'll work out.
307
00:13:24,754 --> 00:13:26,632
Why do you say that?
308
00:13:26,656 --> 00:13:32,137
I don't think I'm a bigot, Marion,
but our neighbors, they're different.
309
00:13:32,161 --> 00:13:33,439
Like that Mrs. Finley.
310
00:13:33,463 --> 00:13:36,875
Mrs. Finley is a pain
in the b-e-h-i-n-d.
311
00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:38,711
That's not how you spell it.
312
00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:40,213
I know.
313
00:13:40,237 --> 00:13:44,483
I don't think our
neighbors are ready for this.
314
00:13:44,507 --> 00:13:46,969
Well, I think we are.
315
00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:50,005
Marion, don't you
think it was guilt
316
00:13:50,029 --> 00:13:53,375
that made you ask Fred
to have the wedding here?
317
00:13:53,399 --> 00:13:55,478
Well, maybe it was this time,
318
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:58,302
but next time, it won't be.
319
00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:01,150
Oh, dear, what are you doing up?
320
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:03,753
I heard you down here.
321
00:14:03,777 --> 00:14:05,587
Is there something wrong?
322
00:14:05,611 --> 00:14:09,091
Your mother and I were having
a private talk. Go back to bed.
323
00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:12,828
Your father thinks the neighbors
might object to our having this wedding.
324
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,930
Why don't you have a
glass of milk, Richard?
325
00:14:14,954 --> 00:14:17,516
The noise, the cars
and all the people.
326
00:14:17,540 --> 00:14:21,704
Nobody got upset when the Kendalls
had their tenth-anniversary party.
327
00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:22,921
That was different.
328
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:24,990
Dad, I sure am glad
329
00:14:25,014 --> 00:14:27,877
you're not gonna let our thick-headed
neighbors push you around.
330
00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:31,430
Just because all the people
are gonna be Negroes.
331
00:14:31,454 --> 00:14:32,682
You are, huh?
332
00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:34,750
I really am.
333
00:14:43,066 --> 00:14:44,910
I wonder who that can be!
334
00:14:44,934 --> 00:14:46,345
It's probably Potsie -
335
00:14:46,369 --> 00:14:49,381
he always smells food
coming from our kitchen.
336
00:14:49,405 --> 00:14:50,782
Oh, Officer Kincaid!
337
00:14:50,806 --> 00:14:53,251
All right, what's
this all about?
338
00:14:53,275 --> 00:14:55,020
I caught him prowling
the neighborhood.
339
00:14:55,044 --> 00:14:56,355
I was taking a walk.
340
00:14:56,379 --> 00:14:58,457
And he told me he
was staying here,
341
00:14:58,481 --> 00:15:00,359
but I've heard that one before.
342
00:15:00,383 --> 00:15:02,427
Your police force
is on its toes.
343
00:15:02,451 --> 00:15:04,964
It's more likely they've
got their foot in their mouth
344
00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:06,481
because he is staying here!
345
00:15:06,505 --> 00:15:08,767
He is staying here?
Well, I didn't know.
346
00:15:08,791 --> 00:15:11,336
I mean, he's a... stranger,
you know what I mean?
347
00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:13,339
Yeah, we all know what you mean.
348
00:15:13,363 --> 00:15:15,541
He's not only a
guest in our house,
349
00:15:15,565 --> 00:15:18,410
but I am going to be the
best man at his wedding,
350
00:15:18,434 --> 00:15:20,779
and that wedding
is going to take place
351
00:15:20,803 --> 00:15:22,314
right here in this house!
352
00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:24,650
Gee, I didn't know.
Congratulations!
353
00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:25,984
I love weddings!
354
00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:27,953
Thanks, but this is
just for our family.
355
00:15:27,977 --> 00:15:29,822
You care to join
us for a sandwich?
356
00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:33,559
Oh, I never eat on
duty. It dulls the senses.
357
00:15:33,583 --> 00:15:36,149
Mm-hmm. Then you must
have just had a big dinner.
358
00:15:39,088 --> 00:15:40,999
Is that the last
of them, Fonzie?
359
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,668
Yeah. I'll tell you, though,
360
00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:44,403
whoever, uh, sits in this one
361
00:15:44,427 --> 00:15:46,472
better have a good
sense of balance,
362
00:15:46,496 --> 00:15:49,441
or you're gonna have a,
uh, a lawsuit on your hands.
363
00:15:49,465 --> 00:15:51,510
Well, I was sorry to
bother you on a weekend,
364
00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:53,111
but you were the only guy I knew
365
00:15:53,135 --> 00:15:54,613
who could get hold of a truck.
366
00:15:54,637 --> 00:15:56,147
Hey, don't worry about it, huh?
367
00:15:56,171 --> 00:15:58,450
My boss ain't gonna miss
the truck a couple hours.
368
00:15:58,474 --> 00:16:00,552
Well, listen, I
appreciate it, anyway.
369
00:16:00,576 --> 00:16:01,720
Yeah, it's all right.
370
00:16:01,744 --> 00:16:03,655
But, uh, your father
owes me five bucks
371
00:16:03,679 --> 00:16:05,557
along with your
appreciation, right?
372
00:16:05,581 --> 00:16:07,058
Oh, right, of course.
373
00:16:07,082 --> 00:16:10,596
So you're gonna have a bunch
of black people in here, huh?
374
00:16:10,620 --> 00:16:12,765
Well, Fonzie...
375
00:16:12,789 --> 00:16:15,967
I don't think that they
like being called "black."
376
00:16:15,991 --> 00:16:17,302
They're Negroes.
377
00:16:17,326 --> 00:16:20,272
Hey, uh, I didn't mean
anything by it, you know?
378
00:16:20,296 --> 00:16:23,241
I mean, I'll take any
guy, as long as he's cool.
379
00:16:23,265 --> 00:16:25,444
I'd rather know a cool black guy
380
00:16:25,468 --> 00:16:28,046
than an uncool white
guy, and vice versa,
381
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:29,515
if you get my drift.
382
00:16:29,539 --> 00:16:30,516
Yeah.
383
00:16:30,540 --> 00:16:31,683
I gotta go.
384
00:16:31,707 --> 00:16:33,985
OK. Thanks a lot, Fonzie.
385
00:16:34,009 --> 00:16:36,321
Pardon me, I'm Reverend Dawson.
386
00:16:36,345 --> 00:16:39,363
Hey, that's cool.
I'm Fonzie. Later!
387
00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:43,595
Is that a member of
the wedding party?
388
00:16:43,619 --> 00:16:44,696
Oh, no, sir.
389
00:16:47,356 --> 00:16:48,939
Praise the Lord.
390
00:16:50,626 --> 00:16:52,304
Oh, Howard, I think this wedding
391
00:16:52,328 --> 00:16:54,073
has become the talk of the town.
392
00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:55,140
Oh?
393
00:16:55,164 --> 00:16:57,176
Mrs. Osgood from
the church called,
394
00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:59,244
said I should turn
in my bingo card.
395
00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:00,946
Oh, that's nothing, Marion.
396
00:17:00,970 --> 00:17:02,914
John Kendall
next door is putting
397
00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:05,334
a "not for sale"
sign in his yard.
398
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:08,437
Sarah told me her mother
wouldn't let me play with her.
399
00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:10,673
If that's the way her
parents feel, you're better off.
400
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:12,007
Mom? Dad?
401
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,376
Oh, I hope I know how to
play "The Wedding March."
402
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,578
Mom, it goes... ♪
Hmm hmm hmm-hmm ♪
403
00:17:16,602 --> 00:17:19,298
Excuse me. I think
we're ready to start now.
404
00:17:19,322 --> 00:17:22,634
Folks, I think we're ready
to start the wedding now.
405
00:17:24,660 --> 00:17:25,904
Are you feeling better?
406
00:17:25,928 --> 00:17:26,938
Oh, yeah.
407
00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:27,973
You're lying, aren't you?
408
00:17:27,997 --> 00:17:29,007
Yeah.
409
00:17:29,031 --> 00:17:30,509
If you don't stop shaking,
410
00:17:30,533 --> 00:17:32,711
you're gonna wear that
suit out from the inside.
411
00:17:32,735 --> 00:17:34,879
You always did make
jokes at times like this.
412
00:17:34,903 --> 00:17:37,063
You're stalling,
Fred. Now come on!
413
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:03,491
Dearly Beloved, we
are gathered here today
414
00:18:03,515 --> 00:18:06,262
to unite this man and this woman
415
00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:09,219
in the bonds of... Excuse me!
416
00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:14,336
What happened?!
417
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:17,239
Well... maybe he
thought it was a rehearsal.
418
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:18,740
Excuse me.
419
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,976
Marion, I'm going
out to talk to Fred.
420
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,612
Will you try and keep
these people entertained?
421
00:18:25,154 --> 00:18:26,498
Daddy, why did he do that?
422
00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:28,099
I knew he would run out on you,
423
00:18:28,123 --> 00:18:30,735
but I thought he would
wait until after the wedding!
424
00:18:30,759 --> 00:18:32,971
Oh, Daddy... Don't "Daddy" me!
425
00:18:32,995 --> 00:18:35,107
Oh... oh, sit down, everybody.
426
00:18:35,131 --> 00:18:37,309
There's been a slight delay.
427
00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:39,911
Now, for your
listening enjoyment,
428
00:18:39,935 --> 00:18:41,580
I'll play a few tunes.
429
00:18:41,604 --> 00:18:43,648
Are there any requests? I
know most of the Hit Parade.
430
00:18:43,672 --> 00:18:47,653
Do you know any Count Basie?
431
00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:54,477
Fred, this is no time
to be shooting baskets!
432
00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:57,412
Don't you realize there's
a lovely girl waiting inside
433
00:18:57,436 --> 00:18:59,782
while you're out here,
working up a sweat?
434
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:02,117
Helps me to relieve
the tension, Howard,
435
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,252
and right now, I am
a very tense man!
436
00:19:04,276 --> 00:19:06,221
You just got
bachelor's cold feet.
437
00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:08,791
Everybody gets it. Even
Eskimos get cold feet!
438
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:11,460
It's not cold feet, Howard.
It's more than that.
439
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:14,029
Well, what? It's too
late to have a last fling,
440
00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:15,865
if that's what you're thinking.
441
00:19:15,889 --> 00:19:18,216
There are people
waiting in there!
442
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,853
♪ Row, row, row your boat
443
00:19:20,877 --> 00:19:23,288
♪ Gently down the stream
444
00:19:23,312 --> 00:19:25,523
♪ Row, row, row your boat
♪ Merrily, merrily, merrily
445
00:19:25,547 --> 00:19:27,793
♪ Gently down the
stream ♪ Life is but a dream
446
00:19:27,817 --> 00:19:30,162
♪ Merrily, merrily, merrily
♪ Row, row, row your boat
447
00:19:30,186 --> 00:19:32,397
♪ Gently down the
stream ♪ Life is but a dream
448
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:34,833
♪ Merrily, merrily,
merrily, merrily
449
00:19:34,857 --> 00:19:36,519
♪ Life is but a dream ♪
450
00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:39,221
He ain't no Mitch
Miller, I'll tell you that.
451
00:19:39,245 --> 00:19:40,556
And another thing -
452
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:42,892
I'm not too choked
up about this chair.
453
00:19:42,916 --> 00:19:44,076
Look at this.
454
00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:47,863
All right, Fred,
what's bothering you?
455
00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:49,365
Is it your father-in-law?
456
00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:51,550
No, it's not that.
457
00:19:51,574 --> 00:19:53,285
It's the whole thing.
458
00:19:53,309 --> 00:19:55,287
Gettin' married is hard.
459
00:19:55,311 --> 00:19:56,521
What's hard about it?
460
00:19:56,545 --> 00:19:58,356
You say "I do," and it's over.
461
00:19:58,380 --> 00:19:59,725
Yeah. Then I got a wife.
462
00:19:59,749 --> 00:20:02,094
And then, before
you know it, I got kids.
463
00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:03,512
You don't like kids?
464
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:04,846
I love kids.
465
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,948
That's why I don't want
to go through with it.
466
00:20:06,972 --> 00:20:09,885
This wedding has caused
us nothing but trouble.
467
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:12,571
And why? Because
you're white and I'm black.
468
00:20:12,595 --> 00:20:14,940
Fred, you and I
aren't getting married.
469
00:20:14,964 --> 00:20:17,076
That's why I don't
want to bring kids
470
00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:18,444
in this world right now.
471
00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:21,518
The fighting over this
wedding has made me realize it.
472
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:25,700
"The smith, a mighty man is he,
473
00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:28,170
"with large and sinewy hands.
474
00:20:28,194 --> 00:20:31,073
"The muscles of his brawny arms
475
00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:34,142
are stronger than iron bands..."
476
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:36,078
They got to be kidding me!
477
00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:37,746
Think I'll go back to France.
478
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:39,597
Things are different over there.
479
00:20:39,621 --> 00:20:42,301
So that's the solution?
Just run away?
480
00:20:42,325 --> 00:20:43,302
Yeah.
481
00:20:43,326 --> 00:20:44,469
Well, you can't.
482
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:45,637
Why not?
483
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:48,006
Because you love
Carol, and she loves you,
484
00:20:48,030 --> 00:20:49,407
and you should have kids,
485
00:20:49,431 --> 00:20:51,609
and maybe the kids
will change things.
486
00:20:51,633 --> 00:20:54,046
Listen, Fred, when I
was a kid in the '30s,
487
00:20:54,070 --> 00:20:55,431
things were terrible.
488
00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:57,699
Here it is, the '50s,
and they're a little better.
489
00:20:57,723 --> 00:20:59,951
Who knows what it's
going to be like in the '60s?
490
00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:03,822
Yeah, but it's hard.
491
00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:06,975
Most things worthwhile are.
492
00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:09,495
Come on.
493
00:21:09,519 --> 00:21:12,498
Let's go get you married.
494
00:21:15,090 --> 00:21:16,267
Oh, come on, Fred,
495
00:21:16,291 --> 00:21:18,303
my family's not very talented.
496
00:21:18,327 --> 00:21:21,339
They can't keep holding
them together like that.
497
00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:23,196
Come on.
498
00:21:29,355 --> 00:21:31,322
I think we're losing 'em!
499
00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:35,888
If this is the white
folk" idea of a wedding,
500
00:21:35,912 --> 00:21:37,606
I'd hate to see their funerals.
501
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:39,475
Let's get out of here.
502
00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:41,309
Honey! Honey! Honey!
503
00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:43,311
Listen, I can explain.
504
00:21:43,335 --> 00:21:44,480
No, I can't.
505
00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:45,981
Just tell her that you love her
506
00:21:46,005 --> 00:21:47,583
and you want to get married now!
507
00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:48,951
Carol, uh, what he says.
508
00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:52,643
Baby, please say "yes."
509
00:21:55,364 --> 00:21:56,992
I do love you.
510
00:21:57,016 --> 00:22:00,011
Grab the Reverend
and let's do it.
511
00:22:00,035 --> 00:22:05,233
Oh, Richard...
512
00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:07,536
This wedding will take
place over my dead body!
513
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,854
Please, Mr. Davis
- no shop talk.
514
00:22:09,878 --> 00:22:11,745
Mr. Davis, please sit down.
515
00:22:19,038 --> 00:22:20,649
Here's some cake.
516
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,618
Thank you, son. Oh, thank you.
517
00:22:22,642 --> 00:22:25,286
Well, Fred, you've finally
gone through with it.
518
00:22:25,310 --> 00:22:26,571
Yep, thanks to you.
519
00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:28,923
Well, I'm an expert
on helping bachelors.
520
00:22:28,947 --> 00:22:31,743
Thank you for the use of
your home - for everything.
521
00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:33,829
You know, that
took a lot of guts.
522
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:37,366
Maybe we'll even be
neighbors someday, huh?
523
00:22:37,390 --> 00:22:38,867
Excuse me.
524
00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:41,135
Fred, Aunt Nattie
wants to meet you.
525
00:22:41,159 --> 00:22:45,958
Mm! There she goes, sounding
like a wife already! Excuse me.
526
00:22:45,982 --> 00:22:47,292
You know, Dad,
527
00:22:47,316 --> 00:22:49,895
I wouldn't mind him
moving next door to me.
528
00:22:49,919 --> 00:22:52,264
Richard, by the
time you get married,
529
00:22:52,288 --> 00:22:53,265
maybe he can.
530
00:22:53,289 --> 00:22:54,767
Mr. Cunningham.
531
00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:56,135
Mr. Davis!
532
00:22:56,159 --> 00:22:58,070
I better go help serve
some more cake.
533
00:22:58,094 --> 00:22:59,905
How do you like
the wedding so far?
534
00:22:59,929 --> 00:23:02,340
Well, I can put up with
my daughter marrying Fred,
535
00:23:02,364 --> 00:23:05,077
and I can even put up with
the wedding being held here,
536
00:23:05,101 --> 00:23:07,579
but no way can I put up
with that piano-playing.
537
00:23:07,603 --> 00:23:08,814
May I?
538
00:23:08,838 --> 00:23:10,037
Be my guest.
539
00:23:11,874 --> 00:23:13,385
May I?
540
00:23:13,409 --> 00:23:16,054
Oh, please do.
541
00:23:16,078 --> 00:23:18,056
Look, play this like that...
542
00:23:21,550 --> 00:23:24,263
Hey, Marion, you're cookin'!
543
00:23:24,287 --> 00:23:27,204
Oh, Howard! I'm cooking!
544
00:23:37,299 --> 00:23:39,211
This is the last of 'em.
545
00:23:39,235 --> 00:23:41,213
Let's get 'em on the truck.
546
00:23:41,237 --> 00:23:44,816
Fonzie... did you ever
think about getting married?
547
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:47,018
Yeah, once... for about
a second and a half.
548
00:23:47,042 --> 00:23:49,287
I figured I'd get hitched,
have a couple kids
549
00:23:49,311 --> 00:23:52,257
'cause, uh, we weren't
gonna spend all our time talkin',
550
00:23:52,281 --> 00:23:53,758
if you know what I mean.
551
00:23:53,782 --> 00:23:55,260
I-I know what you mean.
552
00:23:55,284 --> 00:23:56,261
You sure?
553
00:23:56,285 --> 00:23:57,562
Oh, yeah, Fonz.
554
00:23:57,586 --> 00:23:59,831
I mean, you're gonna
have cousins and in-laws
555
00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:02,067
and stuff - I mean,
all those people.
556
00:24:02,091 --> 00:24:03,935
I got nothin' against marriage,
557
00:24:03,959 --> 00:24:05,937
but how am I gonna
get 'em all on my bike?
558
00:24:05,961 --> 00:24:07,305
Let's go before they're missed.
559
00:24:07,329 --> 00:24:09,708
We're returning the chairs now.
560
00:24:09,732 --> 00:24:11,476
I'll be back in a while.
561
00:24:11,500 --> 00:24:13,678
Oh, Fonzie - your $5.
562
00:24:13,702 --> 00:24:16,237
Hey! I knew you wouldn't forget.
563
00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:20,819
Night.
564
00:24:20,843 --> 00:24:23,455
Oh, Howard, it
was a nice wedding.
565
00:24:23,479 --> 00:24:27,326
And now the happy couple
are off on their honeymoon.
566
00:24:27,350 --> 00:24:30,829
Mm. Hey, Marion? You
remember our wedding night?
567
00:24:30,853 --> 00:24:33,098
Howard, we've been
married 21 years.
568
00:24:33,122 --> 00:24:34,533
You can stop apologizing.
569
00:24:34,557 --> 00:24:37,041
Who said I was apologizing?
570
00:24:38,577 --> 00:24:40,572
What are you doing?
571
00:24:40,596 --> 00:24:43,775
I'm sending a piece
of wedding cake
572
00:24:43,799 --> 00:24:45,643
over to Mrs. Finley.
573
00:24:45,667 --> 00:24:48,635
Wait a minute. Now send it.
574
00:25:04,586 --> 00:25:06,798
♪ Hello, sunshine goodbye, rain
575
00:25:06,822 --> 00:25:09,300
♪ She's wearin' my
school ring on her chain
576
00:25:09,324 --> 00:25:11,937
♪ She's my steady, I'm her man
577
00:25:11,961 --> 00:25:14,940
♪ I'm gonna love her all I can
578
00:25:14,964 --> 00:25:18,543
♪ This day is ours
♪ Won't you be mine?
579
00:25:18,567 --> 00:25:22,280
♪ These happy days
♪ This day is ours
580
00:25:22,304 --> 00:25:24,916
♪ Oh, please be
mine ♪ Oh, happy days
581
00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:26,706
♪ Happy days ♪
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