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♪ One, two, three
o'clock, four o'clock rock
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♪ Five, six, seven
o'clock, eight o'clock rock
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♪ Nine, ten, eleven
o'clock, twelve o'clock rock
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♪ We're gonna rock
around the clock tonight
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♪ Put your glad
rags on, join me, hon
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♪ We'll have some fun
when the clock strikes one
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♪ We're gonna rock
around the clock tonight
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♪ We're gonna rock,
rock, rock till broad daylight
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♪ We're gonna rock, gonna
rock around the clock tonight
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♪ When the clock
strikes two, three, and four
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♪ If the band slows
down, we'll yell for more
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♪ We're gonna rock
around the clock tonight
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♪ We're gonna rock,
rock, rock till broad daylight
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♪ We're gonna rock, gonna
rock around the clock tonight
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♪ When the chimes
ring five, six, and seven
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♪ We'll be right
in seventh heaven
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♪ We're gonna rock
around the clock tonight
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♪ We're gonna rock,
rock, rock till broad daylight
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♪ We're gonna rock, gonna
rock around the clock tonight
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♪ When the clock strikes
twelve, we'll cool off then
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♪ Start a-rockin'
'round the clock again
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♪ We're gonna rock
around the clock tonight
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♪ We're gonna rock,
rock, rock till broad daylight
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♪ We're gonna rock, gonna
rock around the clock tonight ♪
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♪ Down, down, down,
down, down dee doobie
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♪ Down, down, down,
down, down dee doobie
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♪ Sha sha la la ♪
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Rich, maybe we can
set the world's record
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for tying up a booth
without ordering.
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So how much money
did you say you had?
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Uhhh... 73 cents and,
uh, an airmail stamp.
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That makes our
total assets $1.11.
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You know, here we are,
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two able-bodied
men with no money.
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Why? 'Cause we're lazy?
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Hey, Ralph! How's it goin'?
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Terrific, if you like
eating leftovers.
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Hey, you guys shouldn't
mess the table like that!
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What's the matter?
You used to do it.
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Yeah, well, you look at
mess in a different light
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when you gotta
clean it, so cool it.
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If you're gonna spill,
spill on your clothes.
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That's out of my jurisdiction.
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H-Hey, Rich, I got an idea!
45
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Why don't we try to make
some money with our combo?
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We're not good enough. And
besides, we haven't played in months.
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Rich, it's rock 'n' roll. You
don't have to be good, just loud.
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We don't even have a piano player
since Jerry Cutler moved away.
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Yeah. Ralph plays the
piano. Hey, Ralph, come here.
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Come on, guys, I'm busy
as a one-armed paperhanger.
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Hey, Ralph, how'd you like a
chance at the big time, huh?
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I mean excitement, chicks,
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movies, cross-country
road tours!
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I already got a job.
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No. You see, we need a
piano player for our group.
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Yeah, well... I don't
want to leave here.
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Arnie says I got a future.
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In a couple of weeks, I could
work myself up to French fries!
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Who knows? Someday...
chicken in a basket.
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I better move
before Arnie fires me.
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Ralph!!
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Ooh!
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What time's rehearsal, guys?
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Let's go.
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Yeah, Potsie! Oh, yeah!
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Whoa! Oh, yeah! Hey!
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Well, what do you think,
Fonz? We can take criticism.
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Well, if I was Dick Clark, I'd
give you an 83. Really, Fonz?
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All right! Terrific!
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Yeah, but I ain't Dick Clark,
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so for my single
self, I'd give you a 43.
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What do you think
the problem is?
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I don't know. I can't
put my finger on it.
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Eh... play. Huh?
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The drums... play. Oh!
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I pass!
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Ralphie, smash 'em around.
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All right. Richie.
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All right. You.
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All right, all right, all
together now, all right?
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1, 2, 1, 2, 3, go!
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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Whoa!
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Boys...
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it's like ketchup and
a, uh, banana split.
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I mean, separately... all right.
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But together... whoa.
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Oh, hello, Potsie. Come on in.
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- That's $550.
- Don't pay him.
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Hi, everybody!
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Hey, Rich, guess what? I got
the combo a gig at a frat house!
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That's terrific! Oh, isn't
that wonderful, Howard?
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The boys got a job.
That's wonderful, Richie.
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I'm very happy for you,
and I'd be twice as happy
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if I could just roll
doubles and get out of jail.
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Tough luck, Dad.
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It wasn't easy, but I
got us $11.25 each.
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No kiddin'? I'll
give you $12 to quit.
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Why don't we go
tell all the guys?
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So long, everybody.
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So long, Mr. C. Night, Potsie.
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You know, Howard... Oh, Howard!
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Nobody's dancin'.
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Who wants to dance to
the same number all night?
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Any requests?
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Guys, um, what are we gonna do?
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We only know one number.
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Hey, we'll do "I'm All Shook
Up"! That's the number.
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And we been
playing it all night.
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Yeah, only this time,
we'll do it with the vocal.
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Oh, great.
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"I'm All Shook Up"...
What do you think?
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OK, OK, let's get
this place hoppin'.
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A-one, two, a-one,
two, three and...
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♪ Well, bless my soul,
what's wrong with me?
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♪ I'm itching like a
man on a fuzzy tree
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♪ My friends say
I'm actin' wild as a bug
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♪ I'm in love I'm all shook up
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♪ Whoo-ooh-ooh ♪ Ooh, hey, hey
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♪ Well, my hands are
shaky and my knees are weak
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♪ I can't seem to
stand on my own two feet
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♪ Who do you thank
when you have such luck
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♪ I'm in love I'm all shook up
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♪ Whoo-ooh-ooh, ♪ Ooh, hey, hey
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♪ My tongue gets
tied when I try to speak
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♪ My inside's shaking
like a leaf on a tree
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♪ There's only one
cure for this body of mine
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♪ That's to have that
girl that I know is so fine
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♪ Well, she touched my
hand and what a chill I got
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♪ Her lips are like
a volcano that's hot
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♪ I'm proud to say
she's my buttercup
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♪ I'm in love I'm all shook up
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♪ Whoo-ooh-ooh ♪ Ooh, hey, hey
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♪ Whoo-ooh-ooh
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♪ Ooh, hey, hey
I'm all shook up ♪
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I don't think we
got 'em hoppin'.
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Look, why don't you give your feet a
little rest while we take a little break.
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They're dancing now.
139
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Of course. We warmed 'em up.
140
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Come on, let's get
something to eat, Rich.
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We weren't ready for this
job. What makes you say that?
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Halfway through one of our
numbers, the dog unplugged my guitar.
143
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Hey, Rich, don't look now, but
that chick's giving me the eye.
144
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Come on, Potsie, it's your
imagination. She's a college girl.
145
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So, what's that mean? I
can pass for a college guy.
146
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You kiddin'? Yeah, well,
just watch my smoke.
147
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Hi, uh, my name's Potsie Webber.
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I'm, uh, lead singer and
manager of the band,
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and, uh, I couldn't help
notice you were starin'.
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Yes, I was.
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Did you know you have a
piece of chive on your tooth?
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No, I didn't. Uh, excuse me.
I gotta get back to my group.
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How'd you do? Um, she's going
steady. I didn't want to cut the guy out.
154
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You got a piece of chive on
your tooth. Oh, I know it. I know.
155
00:10:10,694 --> 00:10:12,626
You want some?
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00:10:15,398 --> 00:10:17,576
We didn't really need
all this, you know?
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They could've at least
applauded when we finished.
158
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Potsie, there was nobody left to applaud.
They all walked out a half hour ago.
159
00:10:23,907 --> 00:10:25,384
But they were walking
out with the beat.
160
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Hey, uh, I gotta haul.
When do we get paid?
161
00:10:27,911 --> 00:10:30,740
Yeah, let's get the money
before they change their minds.
162
00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:34,204
Hey, look. You guys go ahead. I'll get the
money, and we'll divvy it up tomorrow, OK?
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Well, I guess that'd be OK.
But let Richie hold the money.
164
00:10:39,673 --> 00:10:43,418
You hear that, Richie? Don't
let him touch it! See ya, Pots.
165
00:10:43,442 --> 00:10:46,243
Hey, Rich, I gotta talk to ya.
166
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To close the deal, I had
to make compromises.
167
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Like what? Like, I'll tell you
while we're sweeping up.
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Sweeping up?
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That wasn't so bad. No.
170
00:10:58,608 --> 00:11:01,220
While you were at it, why didn't
you volunteer to do the windows?
171
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Oh, they wanted us to do the
windows, but I said, "No dice.
172
00:11:04,114 --> 00:11:06,359
We play music and
sweep floor, but that's it."
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00:11:06,383 --> 00:11:09,395
You drive a hard
bargain. Yeah. Come on.
174
00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:12,932
OK, I'll bet a
quarter. I'll see that.
175
00:11:12,956 --> 00:11:14,934
I'll see ya, but...
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I must be crazy to
play cards like this.
177
00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:19,522
Are you kiddin'? I'd
bet everything on that!
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I fold. I'm out.
179
00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:24,827
See, I told you you'd win!
180
00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:27,201
Yeah. It's not every
day I win the ante.
181
00:11:29,088 --> 00:11:31,066
What do you want?
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00:11:31,090 --> 00:11:33,069
Oh, uh, our money. We
finished sweeping the floor.
183
00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:35,955
Oh, yeah. What do I
owe you guys, 40 bucks?
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00:11:35,979 --> 00:11:38,207
45.
185
00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:40,832
Yeah.
186
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,513
You know somethin'?
187
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You got a really good eye
for poker. You know that, kid?
188
00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:49,402
Hey, thanks. We
play it all the time.
189
00:11:49,426 --> 00:11:51,492
Oh, yeah?
190
00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:55,624
Uh, listen, I happen to
be about $4 short here.
191
00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:58,094
But look, I'll tell ya what.
Why don't I pay you in chips?
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00:11:58,118 --> 00:12:00,129
Here, you can sit
in a hand or two,
193
00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:02,131
and maybe double your
money. What do you say?
194
00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:04,633
Hey, I think I got $4.
195
00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:06,618
Hey, what'd you do that for?
196
00:12:06,642 --> 00:12:10,956
It was an accident. Why don't
you stack your chips or something?
197
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:13,325
Well, you boys in or out?
198
00:12:13,349 --> 00:12:15,327
No. I-I-I don't think
we should play.
199
00:12:15,351 --> 00:12:19,131
You'll have to excuse my friend.
He doesn't even watch Bilko.
200
00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:21,133
What have we got to lose, huh?
201
00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:24,336
I mean, it's only two bucks
apiece. It's no big deal!
202
00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:26,839
Well, I guess it wouldn't
hurt just to play one hand.
203
00:12:26,863 --> 00:12:30,009
Yeah, one hand or two hands. I mean, but
the important thing is to make 'em think
204
00:12:30,033 --> 00:12:34,536
you know all about poker.
It's called "bluffing." Come on.
205
00:12:35,605 --> 00:12:37,583
OK, you can deal us in. OK.
206
00:12:37,607 --> 00:12:40,319
Roscoe, you're out, he's in.
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00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:42,421
Come on, Animal, take
Roscoe away. See ya, Roscoe.
208
00:12:42,445 --> 00:12:45,190
Come on, he won enough already.
209
00:12:45,214 --> 00:12:48,528
Sit down, sit down. Here's
your money, here's your chips.
210
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Here's your $4 in
chips. Let's play poker.
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00:12:51,487 --> 00:12:53,465
OK, deal 'em and weep.
212
00:12:53,489 --> 00:12:55,968
No, that's "read 'em and weep."
213
00:12:55,992 --> 00:12:58,037
Oh, yeah.
214
00:12:58,061 --> 00:13:02,274
Say, Murf, could I talk
to you in private? Sure.
215
00:13:02,298 --> 00:13:05,433
Hey, Animal, why don't you
talk to the kids for a while?
216
00:13:07,504 --> 00:13:12,118
Hey, uh, m-maybe you
guys, uh, heard of me...
217
00:13:12,142 --> 00:13:15,638
Rodney Lane... varsity football!
218
00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:18,574
Are you kiddin', gamble
with a couple of kids?
219
00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:20,976
It's not gambling. I'm
gonna use the marked deck,
220
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:24,614
and I'm gonna get back every
cent I paid them. That's stealing.
221
00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:27,650
Listen, taking money for
the way their band played...
222
00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:31,169
That's stealing. Come on.
223
00:13:31,193 --> 00:13:33,939
You guys don't follow sports.
224
00:13:33,963 --> 00:13:37,577
OK, let's play.
Hey, we're ready!
225
00:13:37,601 --> 00:13:39,912
You guys sure you
know how to play?
226
00:13:39,936 --> 00:13:42,848
Oh, sure, sure. I
play cards all the time.
227
00:13:42,872 --> 00:13:46,518
Whenever I used to play in summer
camp, I used to win all the beans.
228
00:13:46,542 --> 00:13:52,491
Right. It's seven-card
high-low, Let's play poker.
229
00:13:52,515 --> 00:13:54,815
Ante.
230
00:13:56,719 --> 00:14:00,883
Won all the beans, eh?
231
00:14:00,907 --> 00:14:02,968
Can we go to bed now, huh?
232
00:14:02,992 --> 00:14:06,105
Well, you said you'd help paste
stamps until Richie got home.
233
00:14:06,129 --> 00:14:08,691
Yeah, that was three books ago.
234
00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:13,396
Oh, we just need 800 books
for this television hi-fi console.
235
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:14,997
How close are we?
236
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:18,267
Oh, we only need about 768 more.
237
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:23,088
By the time you save them your
favorite shows will be off the air.
238
00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:25,257
There they are. Hi.
239
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:28,694
Hi, Mr. and Mrs.
C. Richie, Potsie,
240
00:14:28,718 --> 00:14:30,996
we expected you
about an hour ago.
241
00:14:31,020 --> 00:14:34,866
Yeah, well, we, uh,
hung around and, uh...
242
00:14:34,890 --> 00:14:37,436
won $50 in a poker game.
243
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:39,805
Yeah, yeah, we won $50.
244
00:14:39,829 --> 00:14:42,258
You won $50 in a poker game?
245
00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:45,094
Richard, you know I don't
like your playing cards.
246
00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:48,497
You won? Did you hear
that, Marion? They won!
247
00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:50,832
I heard. I think you
should punish him.
248
00:14:50,856 --> 00:14:54,537
My son won $50 at
his first poker game.
249
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:57,139
Oh, he's a chip off
the old block, Marion.
250
00:14:57,163 --> 00:15:00,243
But we sort of lost
the last hand, though.
251
00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:02,010
Oh? How much?
252
00:15:02,034 --> 00:15:04,434
Everything, including
the money that we earned.
253
00:15:07,056 --> 00:15:09,557
I think you better have a
talk with your son, Marion.
254
00:15:13,530 --> 00:15:19,828
♪ Boop boop boop boop
♪ Boop boop boop boop
255
00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:24,133
♪ Bee-oop boop bee-oop bee-ah ♪
256
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:28,036
Now, you mean to tell me that you
won every hand up until the last pot,
257
00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:30,439
and then you lost it all?
258
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:32,641
A-And just before the last deal,
259
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:35,411
a card was ripped, so
they put in a new deck?
260
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,029
Exactly. It's like
you were there.
261
00:15:37,053 --> 00:15:39,999
I was... many times.
262
00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:42,484
You guys were taken in
by the Hoboken Hustle.
263
00:15:42,508 --> 00:15:46,488
Boy, Rich, are we dumb... taken
in by the old Hoboken Hustle.
264
00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:49,158
Richard, you not only lost
your money, you lost money
265
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:51,064
that didn't even belong to you.
266
00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:59,451
Uh, well, I guess you want to have
a father-son talk, so I'll be taking off.
267
00:15:59,475 --> 00:16:01,553
See ya.
268
00:16:03,579 --> 00:16:06,425
Taken in by the
old Hoboken hustle.
269
00:16:06,449 --> 00:16:08,427
That's terrible.
270
00:16:08,451 --> 00:16:11,830
Dad, how did you
know about this, uh,
271
00:16:11,854 --> 00:16:15,734
Hoboken Hustle thing?
Well, you see, Richard...
272
00:16:15,758 --> 00:16:18,670
Howard, he doesn't
have to know. Know what?
273
00:16:18,694 --> 00:16:21,273
Why not? He's old enough.
You see, at one time...
274
00:16:21,297 --> 00:16:24,209
Your father was a
pretty good poker player.
275
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:25,878
What do you mean "pretty good"?
276
00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:28,581
They didn't call me "Chips
Cunningham" for nothing.
277
00:16:28,605 --> 00:16:32,385
Nobody ever called
you "Chips," Howard.
278
00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:34,703
They did so!
279
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:37,072
OK, if you say so, Howard...
280
00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:39,091
I mean, "Chips."
281
00:16:39,115 --> 00:16:43,701
Dad, you mean you were...
really a good card player?
282
00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:49,185
Marion, bring me
a deck of cards.
283
00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:54,423
I'm gonna show you a couple of reasons
why they called me "Chips Cunningham."
284
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:57,327
Here are the cards,
dear. Mm-hmm.
285
00:17:04,140 --> 00:17:05,606
Whoa.
286
00:17:09,312 --> 00:17:12,842
Yeah, haven't
lost the old touch.
287
00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:16,011
Watch this one.
288
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,870
Cut the deck, but don't
show me your card.
289
00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:25,805
Now, who won?
290
00:17:25,829 --> 00:17:27,873
I don't know.
291
00:17:27,897 --> 00:17:30,414
Does Mr. Candlestick-maker
beat old maid?
292
00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:36,815
Marion. You won, dear.
293
00:17:36,839 --> 00:17:39,935
Old maid beats
Mr. Candlestick-maker.
294
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:42,420
Richard, I'm going
up and get dressed.
295
00:17:42,444 --> 00:17:44,540
Then you and I are going
over to the frat house,
296
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:47,009
and I'm gonna win
your money back...
297
00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:48,577
but not with that deck.
298
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:57,436
OK, I'm in. Oh, yeah.
299
00:17:57,460 --> 00:17:59,555
I'm in. Uh, let me see
what Roscoe's got.
300
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:02,808
All right, Roscoe's in
and he, uh, raises you one.
301
00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:07,897
Hey, go answer the door,
will ya, ya animal? Aah...
302
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:11,188
O'rourke probably forgot his
keys again. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
303
00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:15,637
Hi!
304
00:18:15,661 --> 00:18:19,575
It's the kid we fleeced tonight,
and he's with some old guy.
305
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:22,649
Stall him! Well...
306
00:18:24,387 --> 00:18:25,981
Hiya. Hi, again.
307
00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:28,584
Welcome to the Zeta Phi house.
308
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,769
Uh, I'm Lane...
varsity football.
309
00:18:30,793 --> 00:18:32,421
You mind if we talk to
you for a couple minutes?
310
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:35,257
Well, sure. We
ain't doin' nothin'.
311
00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:36,591
Come on in. Thank you.
312
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:39,527
Yeah, we're gonna talk, guys.
313
00:18:39,551 --> 00:18:42,931
Represents the
existentialist, uh...
314
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,467
This is little Richie Cunningham.
You remember, from the party tonight?
315
00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:48,536
Oh, yeah, little Richie Cunningham
from the party. He was in the band.
316
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:51,106
Yeah, and I'm little Richie
Cunningham's father.
317
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:55,410
Ooh, Mr. Cunningham, it's a pleasure
to meet you. What can we do for you?
318
00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:57,612
Well, I'll tell ya,
my son Richard,
319
00:18:57,636 --> 00:19:00,849
h-he came home without the money
that you were supposed to give him.
320
00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:02,368
Oh, we, uh, we paid him.
321
00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:04,620
Yeah, but he lost
it playing cards.
322
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,355
Oh?
323
00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:08,491
Richard, you
didn't tell me that.
324
00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:10,559
Dad, I... All right,
we'll talk about it later.
325
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,595
Gee, fellas, I-I-I'm
terribly sorry.
326
00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:15,331
I-I thought for a minute
you pulled a fast one.
327
00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:18,217
But if he lost it playing
cards, well, then it's lost.
328
00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:21,220
Yeah, sometimes lady
luck just isn't smiling on ya.
329
00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:23,505
Oh, I know exactly
what you mean.
330
00:19:23,529 --> 00:19:25,674
I play a little cards myself.
331
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:28,727
You can't keep me away
from bridge night at the church.
332
00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:31,046
Is that right? Yeah.
333
00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:33,749
Well, uh, listen, I guess you'll
be going now, Mr. Cunningham.
334
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:37,553
I guess you could say
that cards are in my blood.
335
00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:40,739
Uh, did you ever play poker?
336
00:19:40,763 --> 00:19:43,363
I taught Richard
everything he knows.
337
00:19:46,869 --> 00:19:49,097
No kidding.
338
00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:51,066
Uh, you know what?
We were just gonna,
339
00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:54,470
uh, we were just gonna get
up a friendly little game here.
340
00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:57,239
Shazzam! Will you look at that?
341
00:19:57,263 --> 00:19:59,241
Cards and chips and everything!
342
00:19:59,265 --> 00:20:02,411
Yeah. Why don't you just
have a seat? Well, thank you!
343
00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:06,298
Hey, uh, y-you follow
sports? Oh, yeah, sure, sure.
344
00:20:06,322 --> 00:20:09,334
Oh, look. I bent a card.
345
00:20:09,358 --> 00:20:11,253
Oh, ya ruined the deck.
346
00:20:11,277 --> 00:20:13,439
Gee, I hope you've
got another deck.
347
00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:15,424
Just happen to
have one right here.
348
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:18,944
Oh, will ya look at that? This
must be my lucky night, huh, Richie?
349
00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:23,882
All right, how about a little
seven-card high-low? Let's play poker.
350
00:20:23,906 --> 00:20:25,651
OK. Ante?
351
00:20:25,675 --> 00:20:27,820
Uh, red one? Yeah.
352
00:20:27,844 --> 00:20:29,822
High-low, let's see...
353
00:20:29,846 --> 00:20:33,313
Oh, I-I'm just gonna watch
my dad. Watch dad win.
354
00:20:35,885 --> 00:20:37,713
Now, let's see... Eight...
355
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:40,371
Ooh! Ten, king, seven.
356
00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:45,704
Dad, I thought the idea
was to win the money back.
357
00:20:45,728 --> 00:20:47,506
Patience, Richard.
358
00:20:47,530 --> 00:20:50,109
Brian, what are you doin'? I
thought you were gonna let him win,
359
00:20:50,133 --> 00:20:52,111
and then take
him in the big pot.
360
00:20:52,135 --> 00:20:55,180
He should've won every
hand. He's worse than his kid!
361
00:20:55,204 --> 00:20:57,983
Hey, Mr. Cunningham,
the cards are getting cold.
362
00:20:58,007 --> 00:20:59,773
Ohh!
363
00:21:02,311 --> 00:21:04,289
You guys are
just too hot for me.
364
00:21:04,313 --> 00:21:07,225
Ha ha, he wins again,
folks. He wins big.
365
00:21:07,249 --> 00:21:09,127
Listen, uh, you know,
it's almost dawn.
366
00:21:09,151 --> 00:21:12,564
Why don't we speed things up a
little bit and raise the stakes, huh?
367
00:21:12,588 --> 00:21:15,317
Yeah, sure. Yeah, why don't
we? Why don't we double 'em?
368
00:21:15,341 --> 00:21:18,108
Why don't we triple
'em? Just for fun.
369
00:21:19,729 --> 00:21:22,041
Well, why don't
we say "no limit"?
370
00:21:22,065 --> 00:21:25,661
Oh, well, now, I
don't know... all right.
371
00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:29,148
And I'll tell ya what.
Instead of using these cards,
372
00:21:29,172 --> 00:21:33,168
why don't we use... these.
373
00:21:33,192 --> 00:21:35,208
Hey, Murf, he
carries cards, too.
374
00:21:43,086 --> 00:21:45,514
Uh, you know, I just remembered.
375
00:21:45,538 --> 00:21:48,216
Uh, we have to get up early
tomorrow. We got early classes.
376
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,018
We don't got an
early class tomor...
377
00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:52,220
Tell you what.
378
00:21:52,244 --> 00:21:54,907
Why don't we all get up
early tomorrow morning, huh?
379
00:21:54,931 --> 00:21:57,058
We can meet at the
dean's office, and I can
380
00:21:57,082 --> 00:21:59,233
show him those funny
little cards of yours.
381
00:22:01,253 --> 00:22:03,632
I'm in. I'm in, I'm in.
382
00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:06,335
All right, gentlemen, the name
of the game is five-card draw.
383
00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:10,139
Jacks or better to open,
and may the best man win.
384
00:22:10,163 --> 00:22:14,243
♪ Boop boop boop boop
385
00:22:14,267 --> 00:22:16,645
♪ bee-oop boop bee-oop bee-aah ♪
386
00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:17,980
Go on, dear. Eat
your breakfast, now.
387
00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:20,515
Where's Dad and Richie?
388
00:22:20,539 --> 00:22:24,008
They... had an errand to run.
389
00:22:25,578 --> 00:22:27,856
Good morning, Marion, Joanie.
390
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:30,793
They were out all night. You
gonna ground them, Mom?
391
00:22:30,817 --> 00:22:33,796
Daddies are allowed to
stay out late as they want.
392
00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:37,966
The good daddies better not make
a habit of it. Thank you, Marion.
393
00:22:37,990 --> 00:22:41,403
What happened? Oh, well,
Dad won all my money back.
394
00:22:41,427 --> 00:22:44,006
It's not your money, it's
my money. What money?
395
00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:47,375
You can keep it, though, because
you gotta pay off your debts.
396
00:22:47,399 --> 00:22:50,746
But you and Potsie are gonna have to work
a couple of weekends in the store, huh?
397
00:22:50,770 --> 00:22:53,182
What debts? It's none
of your business, Joanie.
398
00:22:53,206 --> 00:22:55,684
Why not? I'm one of the family.
399
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:58,954
Say, you know, it's getting
late. Why don't you go to bed?
400
00:22:58,978 --> 00:23:00,723
I just woke up.
401
00:23:00,747 --> 00:23:02,157
Oh.
402
00:23:02,181 --> 00:23:04,426
Well, in that case, you
stay up and I'll go to bed.
403
00:23:04,450 --> 00:23:07,929
You can't go to bed! Today's Junior
Chipmunk father-daughter outing.
404
00:23:07,953 --> 00:23:11,033
Ohh. Marion, can't you go?
405
00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:14,636
Oh, great. The only event
I'll win is the prettiest father.
406
00:23:14,660 --> 00:23:16,771
Listen, Dad, I-I can take her.
407
00:23:16,795 --> 00:23:18,407
He's worse than Mom.
408
00:23:18,431 --> 00:23:21,209
Besides, at the brother-sister
outing, all he tried to do
409
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:23,946
was make out with the
Senior Chipmunks. Joanie!
410
00:23:23,970 --> 00:23:28,132
Did not. Who'd want to bother with
a bunch of tomboys with overbites?
411
00:23:28,156 --> 00:23:30,735
Mary Ellen is the only
one with an overbite.
412
00:23:30,759 --> 00:23:32,537
Whey're all the same... Nah-uh!
413
00:23:32,561 --> 00:23:35,424
OK, OK. Hold it.
Hold it. I'll go, hmm?
414
00:23:35,448 --> 00:23:41,646
♪ Boop boop boop boop
♪ boop boop boop boop
415
00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:43,938
♪ bee-oop boop bee-ahh ♪
416
00:23:49,295 --> 00:23:51,139
Joanie cooked dinner tonight.
417
00:23:51,163 --> 00:23:53,342
Yes, here we go.
418
00:23:53,366 --> 00:23:56,511
What, ah, what are we
having for dinner, huh?
419
00:23:56,535 --> 00:23:59,281
It's a recipe from my
Junior Chipmunks book.
420
00:23:59,305 --> 00:24:01,372
Oh.
421
00:24:11,451 --> 00:24:13,478
What's in the soup, Joanie?
422
00:24:13,502 --> 00:24:14,980
Howard.
423
00:24:15,004 --> 00:24:18,333
I just wanna know what
we're eating, Marion.
424
00:24:18,357 --> 00:24:21,436
It's bark soup. The
recipe says to use birch,
425
00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:23,439
but I could find
any, so I used willow.
426
00:24:23,463 --> 00:24:25,529
Willow, huh.
427
00:24:31,253 --> 00:24:34,499
Ah... Joanie?
428
00:24:34,523 --> 00:24:38,987
What do you say we all go out
and get some nice cheeseburgers?
429
00:24:39,011 --> 00:24:40,989
French fries?
430
00:24:41,013 --> 00:24:43,492
And milkshakes.
431
00:24:43,516 --> 00:24:47,996
Oh, that's a good idea, Dad.
432
00:24:48,020 --> 00:24:49,940
Hey, this is terrific soup.
Can I have some more?
433
00:25:05,387 --> 00:25:07,699
♪ Hello, sunshine, goodbye, rain
434
00:25:07,723 --> 00:25:10,302
♪ She's wearin' my
school ring on the chain
435
00:25:10,326 --> 00:25:12,938
♪ She's my steady, I'm her man
436
00:25:12,962 --> 00:25:15,640
♪ I'm gonna love her all I can
437
00:25:15,664 --> 00:25:18,277
♪ This day is ours
438
00:25:18,301 --> 00:25:20,879
♪ Won't you be mine?
These happy days
439
00:25:20,903 --> 00:25:23,448
♪ This day is ours
440
00:25:23,472 --> 00:25:25,850
♪ Oh, please be
mine those happy days
441
00:25:25,874 --> 00:25:27,408
♪ Happy days ♪
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