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♪ One, two, three
o'clock, four o'clock rock
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♪ Five, six, seven
o'clock, eight o'clock rock
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♪ Nine, ten, eleven
o'clock, twelve o'clock rock
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♪ We're gonna rock
around the clock tonight
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♪ Put your glad
rags on, join me, hon
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♪ We'll have some fun
when the clock strikes one
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♪ We're gonna rock
around the clock tonight
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♪ We're gonna rock,
rock, rock till broad daylight
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♪ We're gonna rock, gonna
rock around the clock tonight
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♪ When the clock
strikes two, three, and four
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♪ If the band slows
down, we'll yell for more
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♪ We're gonna rock
around the clock tonight
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♪ We're gonna rock,
rock, rock till broad daylight
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♪ We're gonna rock, gonna
rock around the clock tonight
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♪ When the chimes
ring five, six, and seven
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♪ We'll be right
in seventh heaven
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♪ We're gonna rock
around the clock tonight
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♪ We're gonna rock,
rock, rock till broad daylight
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♪ We're gonna rock, gonna
rock around the clock tonight
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♪ When the clock strikes
twelve, we'll cool off then
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♪ Start a-rockin'
'round the clock again
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♪ We're gonna rock
around the clock tonight
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♪ We're gonna rock,
rock, rock till broad daylight
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♪ We're gonna rock, gonna
rock around the clock tonight ♪
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♪ If your heartaches seem to
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♪ Hang around too long
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♪ And your blues
♪ Keep getting bluer...
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OK, here she comes.
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Here goes. Watch Moose.
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♪ ...go right on,
baby, and cry ♪
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Hey, Potsie.
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Yeah?
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Two for flinching.
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Wipe.
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Kid stuff.
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Hey, Ralph.
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Kid stuff.
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Heard your tadpole
died today in biology.
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Yeah. Rock Weenspen
was trying to teach it to hop,
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and he dropped it.
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Hey, fellas. Hey, Rich.
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Hey, Rich.
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Oh, listen, I'll have, uh...
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Rich, guess who I'm taking
to the rock 'n' roll show.
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Who? It's a tossup
between Godzilla
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and Rex, the wonder horse.
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Ha ha. Well, I just
invited Gloria Hofstetter.
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That's great, Potsie. Hey, how'd
you ever get a date with Gloria?
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Last time she went out
with you was for a fire drill.
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It's a snap when you
have a friend like Rich.
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See, Rich is going
steady with Arlene,
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and Arlene's
Gloria's best friend.
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I told her we'd
double and, uh...
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There's only one problem -
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I might not be
taking Arlene now.
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Rich, don't tell me that.
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I couldn't get tickets.
They were all sold out.
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Oh, listen, I'd like
to have a, uh...
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Man, some friend you are!
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It would have been
an all-star lineup -
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Chuck Berry, the Mello-Kings,
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Gloria Hofstetter and me.
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It's not my fault.
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I heard Fonzie has two
tickets he's trying to sell.
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Hey, crazy! Where
is he? The garage?
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No, he said he had something
good to write on the bathroom wall.
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Come on, Rich.
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Hey!
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First dibs if it's
a phone number.
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Hey, Fonz. Hey, that's crazy.
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Yeah. Hey, we heard
you had some tickets
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to the rock 'n' roll show.
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Yeah. Oh, that's fantastic.
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But I already sold
them to Iggy Wilson.
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Hey, Rich, we're buddies.
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I'll see what I can do
about getting another pair.
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I dig doin' the impossible.
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Great! How much? Six bucks.
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Oh, six bucks.
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I don't know if I can
raise that kind of money.
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Well, like Doris Day
says, "Que sera sera."
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Hey, ducktail ain't
for you, Kovett.
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Ha-ha-ha!
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I guess I'm gonna have to
ask my father for the money.
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Ah, no sweat.
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Just tell him it's
the biggest bash
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ever staged in this town.
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There'll be
dancin' in the aisles
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and a million classy
chicks - it'll be a blast!
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You're right. Better tell
him you need it for school.
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Well, you're home early, dear.
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Don't come too close,
Marion. I may be contagious.
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You're having another
one of your sore throats?
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Who else's sore
throat would I have?
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I knew it last night. You
were gargling in your sleep.
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I'll get you
something to fix that.
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Honey will make you feel better.
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I read in Collier's that
the ancient Egyptians
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used honey as medicine.
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And how many ancient Egyptians
do you see around today, huh?
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Come on now. Choo,
choo, choo, choo.
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What are you doing, Marion?
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Joanie always takes
her medicine with a train.
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I am not Joanie. I'm
a fully grown man,
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perfectly capable of opening my
mouth without, "Choo, choo, choo, choo."
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Come on. Now open.
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I don't want to.
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Howard! Open.
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Mmm.
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Now don't swallow.
Don't swallow.
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Tilt your head back and let
the honey coat your throat.
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Now stay there.
I'll be right back.
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Something wrong
with the ceiling, Dad?
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No. I have a sore throat,
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and I was just holding
some honey on it.
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I had an uncle who could
hold five walnuts in his mouth.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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I don't know, but he
never had a sore throat.
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Potsie, if you don't mind,
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I'm really not up to hearing
about your family problems.
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Yeah, um, well,
I better get goin'.
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Hope you feel better, Mr. C.
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Good luck, Rich.
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Yeah, thanks.
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You want something, Richard?
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Oh, what makes
you say that, Dad?
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Potsie wished you luck.
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Now, what is it you need from me
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that requires luck, huh?
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Well, um... Would
you like some honey?
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Oh, no. N-No, thanks.
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Um, you see, Dad, I
have this date tonight.
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Mm-hmm.
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And, um... What are
you doing, Marion?
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When I was a little girl
and had a sore throat,
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my Grandma Bruner would
put a wool sock around my neck
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and give me brandy
and warm water.
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You know, I knew
your grandmother
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was a very strange lady,
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but I did not know
she was also a lush.
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Why don't you go
upstairs and rest,
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and I'll fix the
brandy and water.
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Yeah, I feel like hitting
the hay a little early.
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Oh, Dad... Oh, Richard,
I'm sorry. I almost forgot.
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How much do you need?
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Oh, well, uh... $6.
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How much?
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You can consider it an advance
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on my allowance.
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Oh, I will. Let me see now.
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This brings your advance
up to around the year 1959.
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Thanks, Dad. I'll be
home for dinner, Mom.
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All right, dear.
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Look, honey, would you
make that a double brandy?
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One to forget my sore throat
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and one to forget this
sock around my neck.
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Uh, Fonzie? Richie?
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Yeah. Hey, listen, could
I talk to you for a minute?
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Yeah.
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I got the money.
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I got the tickets.
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Oh, great!
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Oh, when I told Arlene we were
going, she was really excited.
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Yeah, that's nice.
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Uh, listen, could we
finish our business?
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Oh, sure, sure.
There you go. Whoo!
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You should've seen
her face when I told her.
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I mean, she was really
happy about the whole thing.
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Hey, Rich, this is a rush job.
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Oh, yeah, yeah. Well,
listen, thanks again.
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Yeah.
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Oh, this is terrific.
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Hey, congratulations.
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Hot to trot, huh?
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♪ Doo doo do-doo doo-da-doo... ♪
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What are you doin'?
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Dr. McKay's in there with Daddy.
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What's happening?
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Dr. McKay's asking Dad why
he has a sock around his neck.
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Now Dr. McKay's laughing.
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Look, I refuse to
go to the hospital.
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There's nothing to get
upset about, Howard.
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Lots of people
have their tonsils out.
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Dad, you goi" to the hospital?
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Not necessarily.
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I can get you into the
hospital tomorrow morning,
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and you'll have your tonsils
out by six that afternoon.
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Even the laundry can't
give you that kind of service
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on your shirts.
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You think about it and leave
a message with my nurse.
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I've got a case of
croup down the block.
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I can't wait to tell them about
that sock around your neck.
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It always worked
for Grandma Bruner.
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Now, look, Marion, we just
can't rush into things like this.
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There's-There's
a lot to consider.
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I mean, who's gonna take
care of the hardware store?
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You know Mr. Fenster's
on vacation.
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You could call Chuck.
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He's got an out-of-town
basketball game.
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Then I'm sure
Richard wouldn't mind
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keeping an eye on it for
the day. Right, Richard?
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This Saturday?
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Yes.
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I hate to close up on Saturday.
It's usually my busiest day.
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Last week, I was
there till 9:00.
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9:00 at night?
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Did you have plans, dear?
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No. No, I-I can
take care of it, Dad.
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If you're sick, I
wanna help out.
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See, there's nothing
to worry about.
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Richard can be the man
of the family on Saturday.
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But there's something I have
to take care of at Arnold's.
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♪ Standin' on the corner,
watchin' all the girls go by ♪
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I got another one. Here.
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But, lady, I'm not
quite in the elevator yet.
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Wait, I got one, too. Mama,
you made my ponytail too tight.
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Hey, I got more, I got more.
Watch out for the revolving door.
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What reeving door-door-door?
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One more. What's
this? What's this?
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A butterfly with the hiccups.
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Right. One more, one more.
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Hey, Ralph, have you
seen Fonzie around?
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Yeah. Where is he?
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Pull it out, pull it out.
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Come on, where's Fonzie?
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He's over having
his picture made.
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Thanks. Ralph's
gotta be a card, right?
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See, I'm funny, I'm funny.
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Don't you knock before
you come into a man's office?
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I'm sorry to bother you,
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but listen, about
these tickets...
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It's OK. You don't have
to keep on thankin' me.
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I know, but I was wondering
if I could get a refund.
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A refund? I ain't no
department store.
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Something came up. I
hate to disappoint Arlene.
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Yeah, and I hate
to give back money.
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My father got
sick, and I can't go.
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I promise I won't
bother you anymore.
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I hope you know how much
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you're upsetting my finances,
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not to mention Debbie here.
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Oh, sorry. Sorry, Debbie.
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Thanks a million.
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Yeah.
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Don't you got any
manners at all?
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Gee, didn't I say thanks?
247
00:12:02,689 --> 00:12:04,834
You left the door
to my office open.
248
00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:06,624
Oh.
249
00:12:09,045 --> 00:12:11,957
Marion, I'm only going to
the hospital for a few days.
250
00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:14,527
I'm not taking a
two-week cruise.
251
00:12:14,551 --> 00:12:17,062
It's good to have extra
clothes, just in case.
252
00:12:17,086 --> 00:12:21,934
Of course. After all, they might decide to
have a dance in the intensive-care ward.
253
00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:23,720
Oh...
254
00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:26,856
Hey, Dad! You're going to
the hospital pretty soon, huh?
255
00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,858
That's right, Joanie.
You going to miss me?
256
00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:29,992
No.
257
00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:31,082
Oh.
258
00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:36,132
Dad, you're only gonna
be gone a little while.
259
00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:37,166
Are you scared?
260
00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:39,301
Well, maybe a little bit.
261
00:12:39,325 --> 00:12:41,119
There's nothing
to be scared about.
262
00:12:41,143 --> 00:12:42,788
The operation's no sweat.
263
00:12:42,812 --> 00:12:46,743
All they do is stick you in this
little room and rip out your throat.
264
00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:50,446
Uh, Marion, have
you seen my coat?
265
00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:52,114
Oh.
266
00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:54,516
But afterwards, you get to eat
as much ice cream as you want.
267
00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:56,085
Well, that's nice.
268
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,821
But if you eat any,
you usually throw up.
269
00:12:58,845 --> 00:13:00,306
Then your throat kills you.
270
00:13:00,330 --> 00:13:02,074
Uh, look, sweetheart,
271
00:13:02,098 --> 00:13:04,910
wouldn't you like to go outside and
play with your Hula-Hoop for a while?
272
00:13:04,934 --> 00:13:06,278
OK. Bye, Dad.
273
00:13:06,302 --> 00:13:08,714
Goodbye.
274
00:13:08,738 --> 00:13:10,304
Good luck.
275
00:13:12,859 --> 00:13:15,704
She said that like I was
flying a mission over Tokyo.
276
00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:18,646
Would you like to come here
and help me with this, dear?
277
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,681
I got everything but The
Saturday Evening Post.
278
00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:27,472
Oh. Thank you, Richard.
279
00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:33,956
You see, your mother wanted
to pack it, and I wanted to wear it,
280
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:36,191
so we decided to compromise.
281
00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:38,761
Oh, Howard.
282
00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:40,846
Are you coming with us, dear?
283
00:13:40,870 --> 00:13:43,015
Well, I was just gonna
make a phone call,
284
00:13:43,039 --> 00:13:45,017
but I can do it at the hospital.
285
00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:46,819
I gotta break a date. What date?
286
00:13:46,843 --> 00:13:50,239
I was gonna take Arlene to
the rock 'n' roll show tonight.
287
00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:51,757
Another cultural evening.
288
00:13:51,781 --> 00:13:53,259
Why are you breaking it?
289
00:13:53,283 --> 00:13:55,261
'Cause I have to work tonight.
290
00:13:55,285 --> 00:13:57,963
Dad, you said you
usually stay at the store
291
00:13:57,987 --> 00:13:59,465
until 9:00 on Saturdays.
292
00:13:59,489 --> 00:14:01,933
That's your dad.
He likes to stay late.
293
00:14:01,957 --> 00:14:04,353
Does he have to miss
the show, Howard?
294
00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:07,573
You can close the store at 5:00.
295
00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:10,309
Oh, that's great! That's awful.
296
00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:13,079
That's a very good
impersonation of Jekyll and Hyde.
297
00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:15,047
I'll wait in the car.
298
00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:17,872
Marion, did you pack my socks?
299
00:14:19,926 --> 00:14:21,537
What's the matter, Richard?
300
00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:23,706
I gave my tickets
back to Fonzie.
301
00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:26,843
Well, just ask Fonzie
to give them back to you.
302
00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:30,168
That's sorta like asking
Khrushchev to give back Poland.
303
00:14:33,255 --> 00:14:35,034
OK, thanks a lot. Bye.
304
00:14:35,058 --> 00:14:37,036
You can't get ahold
of Fonzie, huh?
305
00:14:37,060 --> 00:14:39,538
I called Arnold's,
Otto's Auto Orphanage,
306
00:14:39,562 --> 00:14:41,540
Fat Melba's Burger Town.
307
00:14:41,564 --> 00:14:44,527
He's probably sold the
tickets by now, anyway.
308
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:47,630
Marion, you forgot
to pack my drawstring.
309
00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:49,031
Oh, I'm sorry.
310
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:52,067
I think Joanie used it
to play Cat's Cradle.
311
00:14:52,091 --> 00:14:53,636
I may have an extra.
312
00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:55,103
Oh, thank you, Mr. Egan.
313
00:14:55,127 --> 00:14:56,739
That's very kind of you.
314
00:14:56,763 --> 00:14:58,340
Oh, yes.
315
00:14:58,364 --> 00:15:01,710
So, you're, uh, only gonna
be with us for a few days?
316
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:04,413
Yes, just a minor
operation - tonsils.
317
00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:07,449
I had a brother-in-law
had his tonsils out.
318
00:15:07,473 --> 00:15:09,051
Oh, is that right?
319
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:12,988
Yeah, he was layin' in bed
after the operation and...
320
00:15:13,012 --> 00:15:15,457
bingo.
321
00:15:15,481 --> 00:15:17,108
Bingo? What bingo?
322
00:15:17,132 --> 00:15:18,811
His number came up.
323
00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:21,913
But at least he
went in his sleep.
324
00:15:21,937 --> 00:15:23,215
How terrible.
325
00:15:23,239 --> 00:15:26,885
He was a young man,
too. Younger than you.
326
00:15:26,909 --> 00:15:28,905
He loved fried foods.
327
00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:31,807
I love fried foods.
328
00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:34,810
Oh, Howard, there is
nothing to worry about.
329
00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:36,745
Yeah, that's right.
330
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:41,217
Your number comes
up, it doesn't pay to worry.
331
00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:45,187
Had a cousin with
gallstones - bingo.
332
00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:47,073
Another bingo.
333
00:15:47,097 --> 00:15:49,425
Then one day, I remember...
334
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:52,461
If you don't mind, I'd really
rather not hear about it.
335
00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:54,330
Oh, all right.
336
00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:57,499
Just trying to
make conversation.
337
00:15:57,523 --> 00:16:00,970
Look, you two better go if Richie's
gonna open the store on time.
338
00:16:00,994 --> 00:16:03,472
If there's anything
you want, just call.
339
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:04,806
I will.
340
00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:06,641
Take it easy, Dad. Yeah, I will.
341
00:16:06,665 --> 00:16:08,477
And don't worry.
Your mother's right.
342
00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:10,145
Everything's gonna be fine.
343
00:16:10,169 --> 00:16:11,919
I don't know...
344
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:17,441
but I'm not sayin' a word.
345
00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:32,718
Hey, Rich, I found him.
346
00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:35,154
Oh, Fonzie. Gee,
am I glad to see you.
347
00:16:35,178 --> 00:16:36,956
Yeah, sure, you're glad,
348
00:16:36,980 --> 00:16:39,625
but Debbie ain't so glad
sittin' in that phone booth.
349
00:16:39,649 --> 00:16:41,310
I'll apologize to Debbie.
350
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:44,347
I hear you wanna play
musical chairs with these tickets.
351
00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:47,049
I'd like to buy 'em back.
It's really important.
352
00:16:47,073 --> 00:16:49,151
Arlene has her
heart set on going.
353
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:51,253
And Gloria won't go
if Arlene doesn't go.
354
00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:52,554
And Arlene told me...
355
00:16:52,578 --> 00:16:54,839
Hey, hey, I don't
need true confessions.
356
00:16:54,863 --> 00:16:56,408
I already sold the tickets.
357
00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:58,677
But... I happen to
have another pair.
358
00:16:58,701 --> 00:17:00,045
Hey, we're all set!
359
00:17:00,069 --> 00:17:02,448
That's terrific! How
can I ever repay you?
360
00:17:02,472 --> 00:17:04,817
Well, you could start
by givin' me the money.
361
00:17:04,841 --> 00:17:06,652
Oh, yeah, well, sure.
362
00:17:06,676 --> 00:17:09,421
OK, $6. Great.
363
00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:11,340
Hey, that's rough, Rich.
364
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,742
Now you don't have
popcorn money.
365
00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:15,694
Never let it be said
366
00:17:15,718 --> 00:17:19,932
that Fonzie interfered
with puppy love. Hey!
367
00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:21,934
Arlene's really gonna
be happy about this.
368
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:23,252
Yeah, so will Gloria.
369
00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:25,837
Hey, me and dear
Abby spend our time
370
00:17:25,861 --> 00:17:27,662
makin' little hearts glad.
371
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:34,852
Fonzie.
372
00:17:36,205 --> 00:17:39,685
OK, the all-purpose oil,
the flashlight batteries,
373
00:17:39,709 --> 00:17:41,386
and the portable radio.
374
00:17:41,410 --> 00:17:44,757
It's amazing how small they
can make a radio these days.
375
00:17:44,781 --> 00:17:47,292
Well, that's progress.
Will that be all?
376
00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:49,027
I think that's all you need.
377
00:17:49,051 --> 00:17:50,496
How do you know?
378
00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:53,065
Oh, well, I don't know. I
mean, just a lucky guess.
379
00:17:53,089 --> 00:17:55,968
Well, you're right. There's no
use throwing money around.
380
00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:57,770
Right. Thank you very much, sir.
381
00:17:57,794 --> 00:17:59,037
Thank you. Bye, son.
382
00:17:59,061 --> 00:18:00,639
Come on, Rich, let's cut.
383
00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:03,041
I told the girls we'd be
there ten minutes ago.
384
00:18:03,065 --> 00:18:04,209
Oh, now we're shakin'!
385
00:18:04,233 --> 00:18:05,478
I just gotta lock up,
386
00:18:05,502 --> 00:18:08,113
and then we are gonna see
the best show of our lives!
387
00:18:08,137 --> 00:18:10,950
Look, I just gotta find
the key. There it is.
388
00:18:10,974 --> 00:18:13,418
Oh, wait a minute. I
gotta turn the lights off.
389
00:18:13,442 --> 00:18:14,920
Oh, Potsie... the door!
390
00:18:14,944 --> 00:18:17,089
What? The door - it's locked.
391
00:18:17,113 --> 00:18:18,724
Well, open it.
392
00:18:18,748 --> 00:18:21,326
It's kinda tough when the
keys are on the outside.
393
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:22,828
I don't understand.
394
00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:24,763
You have to have
the key to unlock it,
395
00:18:24,787 --> 00:18:27,132
even from the inside.
I still don't understand.
396
00:18:27,156 --> 00:18:29,701
We can't get out.
That I understand.
397
00:18:29,725 --> 00:18:31,737
You got a spare set of keys?
398
00:18:31,761 --> 00:18:33,839
There's gotta be a spare
set around here somewhere.
399
00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:35,507
I'll call my dad. He'd know.
400
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:36,775
Hey, great, great! Hurry up!
401
00:18:36,799 --> 00:18:38,210
I don't want to miss
the start of the concert.
402
00:18:38,234 --> 00:18:41,702
I heard that's when Chuck
Berry does his best hoppin'.
403
00:18:54,317 --> 00:18:56,395
Well, pick it up!
404
00:18:56,419 --> 00:19:00,182
Hello? Richard, where are you?
405
00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:02,000
Hi, Mom. Could I talk to Dad?
406
00:19:02,024 --> 00:19:04,937
Well, I'm not sure that
you should talk to him now.
407
00:19:04,961 --> 00:19:06,171
He's resting.
408
00:19:06,195 --> 00:19:08,741
Is that Richard? Yes, dear.
409
00:19:08,765 --> 00:19:10,242
Let me talk to him.
410
00:19:10,266 --> 00:19:12,628
He probably called
to see if I'm all right.
411
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:16,548
Richard, don't worry. I'm fine.
412
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:19,084
Dad, you know the
front door to the store?
413
00:19:19,108 --> 00:19:20,302
Well, it's locked.
414
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:22,404
Oh, that's a good boy.
415
00:19:22,428 --> 00:19:25,240
Now that you got
everything locked up,
416
00:19:25,264 --> 00:19:27,977
you can go and
enjoy the rock 'n' roll.
417
00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:29,845
No, see, Dad, you
don't understand...
418
00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:32,014
Your father can't talk
to you now, Richard.
419
00:19:32,038 --> 00:19:35,183
He suddenly
decided to take a nap.
420
00:19:35,207 --> 00:19:38,420
He'll be able to talk
to you tomorrow.
421
00:19:38,444 --> 00:19:40,144
Enjoy the concert.
422
00:19:43,565 --> 00:19:44,677
Well?
423
00:19:44,701 --> 00:19:46,111
They can't help us.
424
00:19:46,135 --> 00:19:49,214
My dad's asleep, and
my mom's busy worrying.
425
00:19:49,238 --> 00:19:51,550
Let's approach this logically.
426
00:19:51,574 --> 00:19:54,653
How would Mickey
Spillane get out of this?
427
00:19:54,677 --> 00:19:56,589
Well, go through the transom?
428
00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:59,658
Nah. It seems Mickey
would try something flashier.
429
00:19:59,682 --> 00:20:02,227
Mickey wouldn't
have locked himself in.
430
00:20:02,251 --> 00:20:04,597
Come on, get that
ladder. We'll give it a try.
431
00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:07,165
I think we can make it
through there, don't you?
432
00:20:07,189 --> 00:20:09,167
It's worth trying. Let's go.
433
00:20:09,191 --> 00:20:11,169
Can you get up there all right?
434
00:20:11,193 --> 00:20:12,521
Sure, no problem.
435
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,923
I think we can
make it out all right
436
00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:17,142
if I can get rid of that chain.
437
00:20:17,166 --> 00:20:19,410
Uh, give me a screwdriver, OK?
438
00:20:19,434 --> 00:20:21,313
Sure. Here you go, Rich.
439
00:20:21,337 --> 00:20:23,148
Thanks.
440
00:20:23,172 --> 00:20:25,484
Is that better?
441
00:20:25,508 --> 00:20:28,370
Yeah, I gotta reach
up here a little bit...
442
00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:29,526
Oh!
443
00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:32,708
Hang on, Rich.
444
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,164
Oh, no!
445
00:20:35,852 --> 00:20:37,262
OK?
446
00:20:37,286 --> 00:20:39,298
Fine.
447
00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:41,066
Here's your keys.
448
00:20:41,090 --> 00:20:43,635
I don't even believe this.
449
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:46,071
Look, we can still make
it in time for the show.
450
00:20:46,095 --> 00:20:48,941
We'll miss a little of Chuck
Berry, but... I can't go.
451
00:20:48,965 --> 00:20:51,276
Rich, this is no time
to be goody-two-shoes.
452
00:20:51,300 --> 00:20:53,245
I'm not being goody-two-shoes.
453
00:20:53,269 --> 00:20:55,247
But I have a responsibility
here, that's all.
454
00:20:55,271 --> 00:20:57,249
Aw, what are you worried about?
455
00:20:57,273 --> 00:20:59,751
Anybody who'd rob the place
is at the rock 'n' roll show.
456
00:20:59,775 --> 00:21:03,088
No, I gotta call a glass man
and wait till he gets here.
457
00:21:03,112 --> 00:21:05,090
Really? Yeah.
458
00:21:05,114 --> 00:21:08,477
Well, we'll do it your way.
459
00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:12,297
Here... take Arlene and Gloria.
460
00:21:12,321 --> 00:21:15,801
Hey, thanks.
461
00:21:15,825 --> 00:21:17,970
I'll try and sell your ticket and
get some of your money back.
462
00:21:17,994 --> 00:21:19,404
Oh, that would be nice. Thanks.
463
00:21:19,428 --> 00:21:20,939
Don't mention it.
464
00:21:20,963 --> 00:21:22,808
Well, I better be goin'.
465
00:21:22,832 --> 00:21:24,776
I'll let you out. Huh?
466
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:26,645
You still need the key.
467
00:21:26,669 --> 00:21:28,435
Oh...
468
00:21:32,975 --> 00:21:36,588
Hey, Rich, if you want
me to stay with you, I will.
469
00:21:36,612 --> 00:21:38,590
Oh, no. No, there's no reason
470
00:21:38,614 --> 00:21:41,092
why you and the girls
should miss it, too.
471
00:21:41,116 --> 00:21:44,145
You go ahead. I got the
radio to keep me company.
472
00:21:44,169 --> 00:21:47,316
Well, you're still
my best friend,
473
00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:49,351
but you sure have rotten luck.
474
00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:51,041
See ya.
475
00:21:53,011 --> 00:21:55,457
Oh, hey, have a good time.
476
00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:57,247
Thanks, Rich.
477
00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:05,184
But for all you cats who
couldn't make it to the big show,
478
00:22:05,208 --> 00:22:08,020
I'll be spinning a stack of
wax to help ease the pain.
479
00:22:08,044 --> 00:22:10,255
This one is dedicated to
Sue by Joe, Bob, Frank,
480
00:22:10,279 --> 00:22:11,323
and the entire backfield
of Whitman High.
481
00:22:11,347 --> 00:22:12,725
It's not like I was the only one
482
00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:17,696
who's not going to
the rock 'n' roll show.
483
00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:20,465
Uh, hello, could I speak
to Mr. Phelps, please?
484
00:22:20,489 --> 00:22:23,523
I have a broken glass
that needs fixing right away.
485
00:22:25,194 --> 00:22:28,340
Well, when will he be back?
486
00:22:28,364 --> 00:22:32,111
Right after the
rock 'n' roll show?
487
00:22:32,135 --> 00:22:35,069
Well, thanks.
I'll call back later.
488
00:22:36,906 --> 00:22:41,208
♪ Will this be my day?
489
00:22:43,679 --> 00:22:50,295
♪ If you'll ever smile on me
490
00:22:50,319 --> 00:22:57,758
♪ Please let it be now ♪
491
00:23:06,202 --> 00:23:08,280
I'm glad you're
feeling better, dear.
492
00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:10,515
The doctor says you can go
to work in a couple of days.
493
00:23:10,539 --> 00:23:13,251
No more, Marion.
My tongue is frozen.
494
00:23:13,275 --> 00:23:14,819
Come on, one more spoonful.
495
00:23:14,843 --> 00:23:16,772
The doctor says
it's good for you.
496
00:23:16,796 --> 00:23:18,390
I don't want any!
497
00:23:18,414 --> 00:23:22,427
And the choo-choo
isn't gonna help this time.
498
00:23:22,451 --> 00:23:24,663
Did they put your
tonsils in a bottle?
499
00:23:24,687 --> 00:23:27,432
They don't do that
for grown-ups, dear.
500
00:23:27,456 --> 00:23:30,101
Oh, I guess that ruins
my plans for show and tell.
501
00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:34,890
Oh, I think visiting
hours are over.
502
00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:37,559
We'll be back to see
you this evening. OK.
503
00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:40,017
Goodbye, Dad.
Goodbye, sweetheart.
504
00:23:41,854 --> 00:23:44,767
Dad, can I talk to
you for a minute?
505
00:23:44,791 --> 00:23:47,519
Sure. I'll cancel my cough date.
506
00:23:47,543 --> 00:23:51,573
I guess Mom told you
all about last night, huh?
507
00:23:51,597 --> 00:23:52,907
She mentioned it.
508
00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:55,577
I appreciate what
you did, Richard.
509
00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:57,613
I'm sorry about the window.
510
00:23:57,637 --> 00:24:00,032
Well, that I didn't appreciate.
511
00:24:00,056 --> 00:24:02,034
But you showed
real responsibility
512
00:24:02,058 --> 00:24:06,338
staying in the store like
that, missing your concert,
513
00:24:06,362 --> 00:24:08,473
and I respect you for it.
514
00:24:08,497 --> 00:24:11,275
Well, I'm sorry I
missed the concert,
515
00:24:11,299 --> 00:24:14,546
but, uh, I'm glad you're
feeling better now.
516
00:24:14,570 --> 00:24:15,847
Thanks.
517
00:24:17,306 --> 00:24:19,784
Look, you better get out of here
518
00:24:19,808 --> 00:24:22,287
before the head nurse finds you.
519
00:24:22,311 --> 00:24:25,357
Last person she
caught here after-hours
520
00:24:25,381 --> 00:24:27,392
ended up on the critical list.
521
00:24:27,416 --> 00:24:29,549
OK. Take care, Dad.
522
00:24:37,093 --> 00:24:40,622
That's quite a kid I
got there, Mr. Egan.
523
00:24:40,646 --> 00:24:42,090
You know what he did?
524
00:24:42,114 --> 00:24:43,913
I don't wanna hear about it.
525
00:24:50,790 --> 00:24:51,989
♪ Happy days ♪
526
00:25:00,882 --> 00:25:03,528
♪ Hello, sunshine, goodbye, rain
527
00:25:03,552 --> 00:25:05,530
♪ She's wearin' my
school ring on her chain
528
00:25:05,554 --> 00:25:08,733
♪ She's my steady, I'm her man
529
00:25:08,757 --> 00:25:11,636
♪ I'm gonna love her all I can
530
00:25:11,660 --> 00:25:14,039
♪ This day is ours
531
00:25:14,063 --> 00:25:16,374
♪ Won't you be mine?
♪ These happy days
532
00:25:16,398 --> 00:25:19,210
♪ This day is ours
533
00:25:19,234 --> 00:25:21,780
♪ Oh, please be
mine ♪ Oh, happy days
534
00:25:21,804 --> 00:25:23,203
♪ Happy days ♪
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