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1 - I love this photo of Walter. - Mm, so cute.

You got a hottie for a boyfriend.

Boyfriend? Is he my boyfriend?

I mean, I know he likes me,

but we haven't really defined the relationship yet.

That's okay. Kai and I haven't DTR'd yet, either.

I consider us as "engaged to be engaged."

How serious can Walter be about me?

I'm not even on his main Instagram grid.

If I was his girlfriend, I'd be on main.

How come I'm not on main?

Lahela, relax.

You've said it yourself,

you and Walter don't have any cute couple shots.

Get the pics, get on main.

Stephanie Marie Denisco, you are a genius!

Game recognizes game.

Walter and I are going to Big Kanoa's Tiny Golf tomorrow.

There's this waterfall on the sixth

hole that would make a great backdrop.

You should come and take pics.

Um, a third-wheel paparazzi might seem weird.

Maybe if we had a fourth?

Oh, no, my slipper!

Hey, Kai!

Wanna go mini golfing with me, Steph, and Walter tomorrow?

We're all set.

Hospital efficiency.

How we use or misuse our time is extremely...

Mom! Do you know where the flour is?

I need it for the Oahu Pie Competition.

Since you guys loved my cookie cake so much,

here's my next idea.

One word. Cookie pie.

That's two words, and the flour is next to the canola oil.

Cool.

What's canola oil?

I'll find the flour,

but then, you have to let me rehearse

my presentation for the Chief of Staff.

Why do you even care what that guy thinks? You don't even like him.

You call him "Dr. Name Dropper."

Dr. Name Dropper is still the head of the hospital.

And any time I get a chance to present to him

is an opportunity for me to effect real change at work.

Even if I have to listen to his story

about running a 5K with Bruno Mars' hat guy.

Move.

I live with ferrets.

Hospital efficiency.

How we use or misuse our time

- is extremely... - Mom!

You didn't finish my rock.

The Greek Gods show is tonight, and I can't be Sisyphus with this.

It's just a beach ball.

Your show's not until four.

I'm gonna wrap the ball in butcher paper

as soon as I finish rehearsing my presentation.

And after you find me the flour.

- Yeah. - And get Dad out of the good bathroom.

He's been in there all morning,

and I need the floor-length mirror to check my fit.

Hey, babe, do you know where the moisturizer is?

I need to maintain my dewy glow.

And I need to finish my presentation!

I am locking myself in the bathroom.

Nobody bother me.

See if my moisturizer's in there.

All this pretty takes work.

See, the key to putting

is to figure out the magnitude and angle of the total velocity.

You know, your basic Pythagorean theorem.

Yeah, I don't think Steph and I have reached that chapter yet.

Well, you don't need to be good at math

to know that Walter is getting wrecked.

Hey, it's been hard to line up a putt, my side hurts.

I think I pulled something while surfing.

You'll turn it around at the next hole.

It's my favorite because of the picturesque waterfall.

Waterfalls are so romantic.

Swimming in them, standing next to them.

Using your good side to gaze at a rock...

- Steph! - We've gotta keep

- these good vibes going. - Steph!

I heard about an escape room in Mililani. We should go.

Oh, yeah. I've always wanted to try one of those escape room things.

It'll be so fun.

You guys in? Say you're in.

Yeah, we're in.

Steph, could you grab a pic?

Right, sorry. Sorry.

Here we go.

Love it. Now let's try one like you didn't

just get kicked in the nads by a donkey.

My bad.

Okay, I'm ready.

You okay?

Yeah, I'm good. I... it's just my stomach again.

Can you tell me where the pain is?

It was here, but it's kind of moved to the side.

- Have you had your appendix out? - No, why?

Pain transferring from the center of

the abdomen to the lower right quadrant

is usually a sign of appendicitis.

But I won't know for sure

until I can check your white blood count at the hospital.

I don't have to go to the hospital.

I'm fine. Let us...

This is Dr. Kamealoha. Prepare the OR.

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I mean, do I really need surgery?

Well, during my examination, you exhibited "rebound tenderness,"

which... can be a sign that your appendix is close to rupturing.

- That sounds bad. - It's gonna be okay.

I called ahead. They're getting the OR prepped.

We have the best surgeons.

What's going on?

Multi-car pile-up on the H-1. Just happened. More coming!

Dr. Lee, I called about an appy.

We have the patient being prepped. Who's on the schedule?

I need a crash cart to exam room one. Stat!

- Everybody's busy. You do the appy. - Oh, but, no. I...

This isn't a discussion. Do it.

Walter, I'm doing your surgery.

- There isn't anyone else? - I'm sorry.

Because of the accident on the H-1, there isn't.

But don't worry. I've done a ton of these. Look at me.

I got you.

When's the Chief of Staff getting here?

I don't know.

He's 40 minutes late.

I'm a doctor, not an Uber driver circling the airport.

I know.

I'm trying to get to my son's school by four for his Greek Gods show.

Oh, I don't need your life history.

I was just wondering where Dr. Choi was.

Ah.

Sorry I'm late, people. I was talking to Magic Johnson.

You got off the phone with Magic to come to a staff meeting?

When I grow up, I wanna be you.

Well, I had to thank him

because he sent me this box of frozen steaks.

An NBA legend knows your home address. That's dope.

Is it? I guess I never really thought about it like that

because we're such good friends.

Now, unfortunately, I can't eat them

because I am doing a red meat fast with Bruno Mars' hat guy.

Bruno Mars is Honolulu royalty.

Respect.

You get a steak! You get a steak!

You get a steak! You get a steak!

- Do you mind if I... - Yes, Clara! Everyone gets a steak!

Ah, New York strip?

Um...

What's up?

Oh. Presentation. Yes. Go, go, go.

Okay, hospital... Okay.

Hospital efficiency.

How we use or misuse our time is...

I am so sorry.

I was just thinking about this video Magic sent me.

It's of this guy in sunglasses flipping his speedboat

to Turn Down For What.

Oh, we should watch it. You know, I'm sorry. No, no, no.

No, no. Well, yeah. Well, let's watch it.

- Yeah? All right. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Yeah. - Let's watch it.

I can't think of a better way of spending a seminar on efficiency

than watching a seven-year-old YouTube video.

Lots of Nordstrom tabs open. Just go for it, girl!

Take a chance, you know they got great returns!

Okay, check this out.

♪ Turn down for what ♪

Oh! Right? Am I right?

- Hey, you guys wanna spy on my dog? - ♪ Turn down for what ♪

- Aloha. - Hey, Walter.

How you feeling since you got your appendix out?

It's so good to see you, right here in the flesh.

Sorry. Do I know you, guys?

Oh, my God, you're so funny.

Wait, do you really not know who we are?

It's us, Noelani and Charles.

No-no and Chuckles?

Noels? Charlani?

- Lahela must have talked about us. - Yeah.

We're like her mentor slash best friends slash stylist

slash the wind beneath her wings.

Oh. Hey, guys.

What the heck, Lahela?

Walter doesn't even know who we are and we know everything about him?

I know he wrote his English paper

on "The Eyes of T.J. Eckleburg" in The Great Gatsby.

And I was the one that likes every one of his Instagram posts!

I mean, I went deep.

I was the one to tell you he had a Cocker Spaniel!

I'm sorry. Is the multi-car pile-up all sorted then?

Yeah, it could use some tidying up.

- We should probably go. - Hmm.

Manolo.

Sorry about that. I brought you something.

"It's a boy"?

Yeah, slim pickings at the hospital gift shop.

It was that or the "World's Best Grandpa" mug, so...

- Thanks. - How you feeling?

Okay.

On a scale of one to ten, what would you rate your pain level?

I'll let you in on a little secret.

My male patients usually respond with six no matter how bad it is,

because they think six says "I'm in pain, but I'm a macho man."

Feel free to tell me your real number. It'll be our secret.

Six.

Cool.

Well, if you want, I can grab a

wheelchair and bring you to the courtyard.

The art there is hideous.

They have this statue that looks like a giant butt.

I'm good.

You sure?

It's where I go when I've had a rough day and need a cheap...

I'm watching this.

Oh, okay.

But you don't know what you're missing.

If you sit just right, it looks like

the people are walking out of the butt.

Come on, come on, come on...

Damn it.

Hey, honey!

- Hey. - You missed a great show!

Except the art teacher wore a very revealing toga for no reason.

I could have made it,

but Dr. Choi ate into my presentation time

with a story about Magic Johnson and a sand trap.

I had to shorten my efficiency lecture to be efficient.

Turned into an irony lecture.

Wait, your boss knows Magic Johnson?

That's rad!

Yeah. Except there's no way he really knows Magic Johnson.

I've heard him tell that exact same golf story before,

but last time, he was with Don Ho's old tour manager.

Wait a minute, your boss knows Don Ho's old tour manager?

- Mom! - Oh.

You made it!

Everybody loved your rock,

especially when it got loose and took out Achilles.

I'm sorry I missed your show, baby. I… I got caught up at work.

That's okay.

I knew it was a long shot. I wasn't counting on it.

Oh, you weren't?

Because I really wanted to be there.

Yeah, but we know you can't really be there. That's cool.

Like last week when I scored that goal at the Aloha Invitational.

You scored a goal?

Yeah. It was a header off a corner.

But that's okay. You're busy.

- Yeah, your job's important. - See? They get it.

_

Hey, have you heard from Walter today?

Yeah, we texted earlier. Why?

No reason.

Sorry.

Guys, can I have everyone's attention?

Is this about earlier?

I told you my chair made that sound.

I've been a doctor for 15 years,

sacrificed everything for the hospital.

And while I'm comfortable with the demands of my job,

I have come to realize, it's not fair to you guys.

I've missed too many important milestones.

So, I called Dr. Choi and told him,

I'm scaling back my hours to part-time,

so I can be the best mom that I can be.

Wow.

- Awesome. - That's great.

- Yeah? Good? - Yeah.

Besides, as long as Dr. Choi is chief,

none of the improvements I wanna make are going to happen.

So I'd rather be here with you guys

and make an actual difference.

That's a big life change.

Yeah.

Are you sure, honey?

I've never been more sure of anything in my whole life.

Other than the fact that chairs don't make that sound.

So, I'm home all day today, no work, no charts, no presentations,

just you and me, buddy.

Hey, Mom, can you move?

I die less when I can see the screen.

Well, I was really hoping to spend some time with you.

You know what?

Ugh. Hand me a controller!

I'll get it.

So what are we working with?

Uh, Plumbers? Hedgehogs? Zeldas?

Mom, my friends online can hear you.

And they get weird around women.

Oh.

So what's the goal?

How do you win?

Just wanted to explore the world,

wander around.

Maybe make a pot of stew.

Oh, and that's fun?

It used to be.

Oh, get the poi! Get the poi!

That makes a hearty stew.

Hey, Walter.

I know it's super weird to be leaving you a voicemail.

What am I, an '80s businessman?

Anyway, I haven't talked to you since you left the hospital,

and I thought maybe the sound of my

voice would compel you to hit me back.

Still not on main?

No.

I mean, patients who are complete strangers have put me on main.

Rip Tide put me in his will.

Ever since I did that appy, Walter and I have gone from DTR to DOA.

He's probably just weirded out by your genius.

I mean, you did surgery on him.

Most kids and even adults are intimidated by your big brain.

Four people for mini-golf with bumper boats,

plus ten dollars in tokens, three sodas, a Yoo-hoo, and a poke,

- that'll be... - Ninety-one dollars

and fifty-two cents. With tax.

"Phrase" is the category and now you can spin.

Rome wasn't built in a day.

That's it. Quite a nice try. Let's now, cash in.

- "R"? - One "R".

Hot tip, never fold a King-Jack suit.

You had a 63 percent chance

of beating me on the river.

And the brontosaurus on your shirt is inaccurate.

Sauropods only had one claw on their forearms.

- Could you spot me a... - Charles,

she already took your Seiko and the keys to your Lancia.

I think you should go home.

All right.

Thank you.

Am I extra?

We're both extra, which is why I'm not intimidated by you.

You've got your high IQ, and I've got my joie de vivre.

But Walter is just Walter.

He's fine but, you're the star of that relationship.

He's...

Robin to your Batman.

And I think it might be nice

if every once in a while, you let him catch the Joker.

Well, how do I do that? He's avoiding me.

Do I have to solve all your problems for you?

Mm-hmm.

So much emotional labor.

Mm.

Okay, so when we go to the escape room on Friday,

maybe tone it down a notch.

You don't always have to prove you're the smartest person in the room.

Give him a win. That should get you on main.

I love it. I'm in.

That was too easy.

If I'm on a roll,

I should go talk to my mom about getting my belly button pierced.

This is what I wanted to do with the surgical supply room years ago.

But Dr. Choi thought it was a waste of time.

Cool. Can you hand me the vanilla?

Kai! The kitchen's a mess!

Well, no not the whole kitchen.

- The pantry looks good. - Oh.

Do you need all this stuff for your cookie pie?

Let me see the recipe.

Don't have one. See, I like to bake by feel.

The pie tells me what it wants to be.

How about salmonella-free?

Has the pie mentioned anything about that?

You need a better method.

Oh.

Hey, honey.

Maybe give Kai some room to make his pie.

I know the kids are loving having you home,

but you don't have to look after them 24-7.

Why don't you take some time for yourself?

- Really? - Yeah, you deserve it.

You're right.

I do deserve some me time.

I'm gonna go reroof the pagoda.

Okay. Ever since Mom's been home,

she's been putting all this weird overachiever energy into us.

She's messing with my baking time.

- Pie time is Kai time. - Don't worry.

She'll be on that roof for days.

Your old man's a mastermind.

So, cookie pie. It's one word.

Hi!

I've been working so hard to help the kids

and I realized I've been totally neglecting my number one guy.

So, I'm here to help.

Great.

Great.

So glad you felt well enough to come.

By the way, I never got to tell you,

but I used subcuticular stitches, so they won't have to be taken out.

Ah, thanks.

Take it easy, Batman.

Welcome to Escape from Paradise!

Oahu's number one escape room attraction in this mini-mall.

I am Douglas Von Der Ahe, world-famous explorer.

I'll be your guide to a fantastical adventure into your mind.

Which one of you has the Groupon?

Valid.

Your coterie will be joined by this intrepid couple from the mainland.

We're the Jamies.

I'm Jamie with an "I" and this is Jamey with a "Y".

Super excited to be in Hawaii.

It's always been Jamie's dream to visit a foreign country.

- Oh... - Leave it.

You are a team of geologists trapped in this cave.

You have 60 minutes to escape before the volcano erupts,

flooding the chamber with red hot magma lava.

Magma lava isn't a thing.

It's either magma or lava.

- Ow. - Time starts now.

The first step is to unlock a black light pen

by solving the word scramble on the wall.

Hello and goodbye.

I got it.

Halo.

Uh, what about the other "A"?

Well, good point.

"A halo."

Jamie guessed three of the masked singers last season.

Oh.

That's awesome.

So, every day, you change the name of your shave ice flavors?

Uh, based on the day's theme.

Today, I'm doing Mel Brooks movies.

Doesn't that make the menu confusing for your customers?

No, they love it. It's fun.

Hey, Benny.

Hey, aloha, Dr. Choi!

Uh, I will take a Gene Wilder-Berry.

Now, is that strawberry or blueberry?

You know what?

Don't tell me, it'll be a surprise.

This is fun.

I, uh, hope they have good shave ice in LA. I'm gonna miss this.

- Oh, you're leaving? - Oh.

Yeah. I just got an offer to be a doctor for a major sports team

I'm not allowed to disclose. It's the Lakers!

- Huh? Oh. - It's the Los Angeles Lakers!

Great. Awesome. Congratulations.

Thank you. Yeah, the only bummer is I need to find my replacement.

Yeah, too bad you've got your kids, you'd be great.

But you got your hands full doing your mom thing.

- Wait, what? - Oh, you know what I mean.

I mean, you're awesome and everything, but you wanted to step back.

- One Gene Wilder-Berry. - Oh.

The lilikoi on top honors his signature auburn curls.

I gotta send a pic of this to Magic Johnson.

We do this fun thing where I send him pictures of food,

and he sends me pictures of rashes he wants me to check out.

- Oh. - It's disgusting.

He doesn't know Magic Johnson.

Why are you so mad?

Is this about the Chief of Staff job?

- No. - Hmm.

You always talk about what you would

do with the hospital if Dr. Choi left.

- You're not intrigued? - Of course, I am.

It's the job I've wanted for ever.

But it means working more.

And I already feel bad about how much I work now.

I don't know, I'm so torn.

What do I do?

It's a big decision.

There's only one thing to do.

Any idea how this works?

Well, there are playing cards on each of the pads,

patterns probably a poker hand, so...

You know, what, uh, what do you think?

I don't know.

Come on, team.

You got this. We can do it.

We think this might be a clue.

We found it hanging on the wall.

That is an actual fire extinguisher.

Puzzles are hard.

We're never gonna get this.

I'm starting to think the word jumble at the beginning wasn't "aloha".

Maybe it was "a halo".

"A halo"?

In what world does that make sense?

It's "aloha", we're in Hawaii, which, FYI, is in America!

I'm sorry, Walter, I just can't do this.

I'm Batman. Deal with it.

Guess she didn't wanna get killed by the magma lava.

Not a thing!

Whoo!

Told you that would help.

So let's talk.

I know I could do a kick-ass job as Chief of Staff,

but the kids matter most.

I don't want them to look back and think I was never around.

No question.

I'm not going for the job.

- That makes sense. - Of course, you say that.

You're a dad,

so anything you do for the kids is, like, extra credit.

But for moms? It's totally different. It's not fair.

I'm finally at the point in my career

where I could make that hospital run the way I know it should be run.

So... go for the job.

Because you want me out of the house?

I've never told you where you have to be.

That's why your surprise party last year was such a flop.

Yeah, it was.

What's wrong, kiddo?

Nothing.

- Why do you think something's wrong? - A mom always knows.

Plus, this is where you come when you've had a bad day.

What's up?

Life would just be so much easier if

I wasn't Lahela Kamealoha, girl genius.

You have a special gift.

It's a good thing.

Even if it makes me extra?

Oh.

If the world can't deal with a strong, smart woman...

that's the world's problem, not yours.

Always be true to who you are.

You can't hide from your true self,

and you shouldn't have to.

That's why I'm going for Chief of Staff.

You are?

Yeah.

I am.

Being a great mom means living your life as an example for your kids.

I can't tell you to be you if I'm not being me.

We, we are strong, smart ladies, Lahela,

and we don't have to apologize for that.

- You're right. - Right?

Hey, does that statue look like a butt?

Yes, and no matter where you stand, it's always looking at you.

So, what's Bruno Mars' hat guy like?

Uh, you know, he's all right.

He's kind of a hanger-on name-dropper type.

- Sad, really. - Wow.

I wanna be considered for Chief of Staff.

No one knows this hospital better than me.

No one works harder.

Earlier, you said I had my hands full being a mom.

Being a mom is a strength.

This hospital needs a mom.

Great. Consider yourself in the running.

She's got my vote.

Oh, yeah. It, uh...

Oh, my God! Magic Johnson.

Hi, you're... he's... you're Magic Johnson!

Last time I checked.

Wow. I am a huge fan.

I mean, I'm from Philly, so you know, Sixers.

Well, nobody's perfect.

Ah, hi, uh, Mr. Magic!

Uh, I like golf and steaks, uh, you like golf and steak.

Maybe we should get together sometime and I...

Man, that sounds like fun. I'll give you my private cellphone number.

- Wow. - It's 3-1-0...

- Sorry... - Not, not that. It's fine.

- Uh... - Oh.

Uh, 3-1-0, yeah?

3-1-0, what? 3-1-0, what?

Uh, uh, Magic, Magic...

Uh, I think you froze. Magic! Magic! Magic!

Sorry, eh, the Wi-Fi stinks.

What?

That was close. Did he buy it?

He's still in the room.

Just keep acting frozen. I'm, I'm also gonna act frozen.

What are you doing here?

- I need to talk to you. - I need to talk to you.

Is something wrong? Why did you run out of the escape room?

Look, I get that I intimidate a lot of people,

but I'm smart, and I shouldn't have to hide that.

And if that makes me a big old weirdy weirdo

or too extra for you, then that's your problem.

- And I just... - Whoa, whoa.

I like you because you're smart.

You do?

Yes. I love that you're a doctor.

You're the smartest person I know. It's awesome.

Then why have you been acting so strange?

I don't know.

Maybe because you saw me like that at mini-golf.

Laid out on the ground, helpless.

It was embarrassing.

And then after the surgery,

you just walked into my room with a balloon like it was no big deal.

Felt like an idiot.

Well, you needed an appy. It wasn't a big deal.

For you to cut me open and have to take care of me...

Made me feel weird.

Well, I've done that procedure on dozens of patients.

Never done it on me.

You're right.

I'm sorry.

You're not just any patient.

Well, yeah, I'd hope not. I mean, I'm your boyfriend.

Boyfriend?

Oh, God. Um, is it too soon to DTR?

Not at all... boyfriend.

Being a 16-year-old doctor is kind of like having a superpower.

But sometimes, when there are things that make you different,

you worry you won't fit in, and you hide your true talents.

But I realized I don't wanna be Batman.

I'd rather take off my mask and show the world who I really am.

Oh, and in case you were wondering...

I'm on main.