Original subtitles

"Happiness is a Day at the Beach."

Nothing like a day at the beach.

Surf, sun and scientific inquiry.

Excuse me, ma'am.

Is "no running" strictly a pool rule,

or does it also apply to running on the beach?

I told you.

Yay!

Watch it! Precious cargo.

Are you still trying to blow up that beach ball, big brother?

Blowing it up is the easy part. Getting the stopper in is the problem.

Try not to take it personally.

My sand sculpture is going to be of great artistic significance.

Mine's going to be built on the principles of classical architecture

and structurally sound design.

Mine's going to be…

a bucket.

Pirates! A real nasty-looking bunch.

Seashells are truly treasures from the sea.

Aren't you a pretty little bivalve?

Hey!

Scram, pirates!

It's perfect, if I do say so myself.

What a coincidence. We both made seafaring vessels.

She was a fine ship.

This just shows the strength of experienced craftsmanship.

Nothing could sink the SS Van Pelt.

Sorry about that.

A vintage bottle cap.

It must be worth a fortune.

Keys. What mysteries might they unlock?

Thanks, Snoopy.

Clearly an antique can.

That's definitely a collectible.

Hey! I've been looking for that.

Okay, Shermy.

I want you to fake the flat and sprint to the slant.

Jose, take an inside release.

Naomi, sell the fade.

Hut! Hut!

Does this count as a hole-in-one, sir?

The pirates are back!

It looks like they found their treasure.

To the victor go the spoils.

I did it!

Good grief.

"The Dog Ate My Homework."

Excellent work, if I do say so myself.

Good morning, Sally. What have you got there?

My geography homework.

I had to draw a map of Europe.

What do you think, big brother?

Different colors for different countries.

All the major cities accounted for.

Wow! You even included all the major landmarks.

Very thorough.

I find it's the little details that turn an A into an A-plus.

I'll have to take your word on that.

You should probably get dressed. School's starting soon.

I can't wait to hand this in.

Good morning, Snoopy.

If it isn't the famous Flying Ace gathering supplies for a big mission.

What's the plan for today, Snoopy?

Dropping behind enemy lines?

Sneaking back with top secret plans?

Sounds fun!

But some of us have to go to school.

Sally, time for school!

Who dropped a perfectly good pineapple?

My map! Where did it go?

Snoopy! Where do you think you're going?

Come back here with my A-plus!

Hey! Give me back my homework this instant!

I'm talking to you, beagle.

I'm done joking around.

Well? Give it to me.

Come back here.

I never know what's going on.

Hey! Give me back my homework or expect to hear from my lawyer.

Okay, dog. Hand it over.

Hurry up and follow that beagle!

With pleasure.

Gotcha!

Pigpen?

Rats!

He went that way.

Do you mind?

Why can't my brother have a normal dog?

All right, class is starting. Hand it over.

How could you?

All my hard work!

You've gone too far this time, Snoopy.

I'm ruined. Ruined!

This will go on my permanent record.

So long, college of my choice.

Yes, ma'am. Unfortunately, the dog ate my homework.

Yes, ma'am. I know I've said that before.

But this time it's true.

But I can still show you the countries of Europe.

For instance, Germany is located here.

France is here.

And here's Austria, Poland and the Principality of Liechtenstein.

"License to Beagle."

It's a nice day, Snoopy.

Wouldn't you rather be playing fetch or going for a walk?

"Dear owner,

We must inform you that"--

Oh, no!

What's wrong, Charlie Brown?

This letter says that Snoopy's dog license is about to expire.

This is a serious situation with serious repercussions.

If you don't get a new license soon, Snoopy could go to jail!

Jail?

That would mean Snoopy would stop being my dog.

I won't let that happen.

We're gonna take this straight to city hall.

Are you sure about jail? I think it's just a fine.

Fine, jail time. What am I, a paralegal?

Excuse me. I'm here to get a license for my friend.

Fill out the application?

Let's see now. "Name"? Charlie Brown.

Wait. They probably meant you.

Snoopy.

"Height"?

"Weight"?

"Marital status"?

I'll just write "single."

Finished.

Now all we have to do is wait for the license to arrive in the mail.

Oh, boy.

Snoopy! I have your new dog license.

No need to worry anymore.

Yes, sir. We are on the up-and-up.

"As requested, please find your"--

Wait. This is a fishing license.

I must have filled out the wrong form.

I'd better go fill out a new one.

You found it.

Thanks, Snoopy.

It's a long story.

Let me know if you catch the other one.

Snoopy!

Snoopy, good news.

I filled out a new form and got a new license for you.

Good grief. This is a license to sell real estate.

Back to city hall.

What kind of dog sells houses?

It's nice, but--

Not bad. How much?

Is this sand locally sourced?

Hello.

Wow!

It's perfect. I'll take it.

Snoopy, my bedroom is not for sale.

Fine. But I'm taking back my deposit.

Nuh-uh.

This is serious, Snoopy.

We need to get you a proper dog license, or I may lose you.

Here goes.

A food vendor's license?

Toast? That's all you have?

What kind of food vendor are you?

Good grief. It's a parade license.

Why would you get Snoopy a parade license?

What a blockhead. You're supposed to get him a dog license.

This is ridiculous. Who gets a license for a parade?

What a racket!

I give up. I just wanted a simple dog license

so Snoopy could stay with me and not go to jail!

Maybe Snoopy just doesn't wanna be my dog anymore.

Maybe I'm not ready to have a dog.

Maybe I should have started simpler.

Like a hamster or a goldfish.

"As requested, please find your dog license."

It's here!

It's here!

An actual dog license!

That means Snoopy is officially my dog again.

What should we do first? Play fetch? Go for a walk?

Good idea, pal.